Mr./Mrs. Cray

I apologize in advance, but it seems you have definitely sent a letter to the wrong address. I’d be more than happy to send your letter to your intended recipient in Denver, except I don’t know where in Equestria that might be. In fact, Chicago and Denver don’t show up on any map for any other of the foreign lands on the planet. I’ve never even seen an envelope like the one you’ve sent this letter in before. Regardless, whomever or whatever you might be, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and send this letter on the address that appeared on the envelope as a token of my apologies.

Best wishes,
Twilight Sparkle