Tanktoons
Chapter 8: Preparations
Previous Chapter Next ChapterCromwell and Crusader drove down the empty streets of the ruined town of Ponyville with other tanks hanging out on the sidewalks. As they drove down, Cromwell sang a tune to keep himself entertained.
What shall we do with some drunken tankers? (x3)
Early in the morning
Way-hay and up she rises (x3)
Early in the morning
Stuff them in some bags and run them over (x3)
Early in the morning
Way-hay and up she rises (x3)
Early in the morning
Crusader smiled at his singing friend. He had a feeling that Cromwell would do this to the Equestrian tankers. He enjoyed watching Cromwell enjoying his victory. It brought back the memories when they were captured by the German SS Panzer regiments. In his cell, Cromwell would sing this song. Crusader joined in with Cromwell.
Burn them alive using White Phosphorous (x3)
Early in the morning
Way-hay and up she rises (x3)
Early in the morning
Shoot them in the head with a loaded pistol (x3)
Early in the morning
A Sherman Firefly with an inscription that said Murder Inc. drove with them and joined the tune followed by nearby British tanks. Soon the song could be heard throughout Ponyville sending chills up the spines of their prisoners.
Way-hay and up she rises (x3)
Early in the morning
Blow them up with High Explosive (x3)
Early in the morning
The tanks rumbled down the streets towards the prison camps. Cromwell approached the crewponies captured by their allies. Cromwell opened the gates and looked down at the lowly creatures before him. He smiled and took out a few body bags and stuffed the ponies not having an interrogation card with them inside and took them to a nearby race track where tanks compete in races winning silver and sometimes gold. Cromwell handed out the body bags to the British tanks who immediately started taking bets on whose would get killed first. Cromwell and Crusader bet that Archer's and TOG's would be squashed first. Inside the track, Aufklarungspanzer Panther saw the bodies being tossed and aimed to run a few of them over. He sped up to his maximum speed and took 105 octane gas to speed up his engine. He ran over two body bags and heard the tanks cheer from the railing.
After the race Cromwell and Crusader went back to their garages with their winnings. TOG's body bag was completely flattened and red on the race track followed by Archer's whose body bag was only flattened halfway. Cromwell saw the Germans play this game a few days ago and watched it with joy with other tanks. Then, a Panzer V/IV came out with Panzer IV D and Panzer IV H. Their turrets had a death's head insignia.
"Hey, Cromwell is it? We saw you play our game on the track," Panzer V said with a laugh. "That was very entertaining. One of the traditional classics."
"We truly enjoyed it," Panzer IV D chuckled.
"Hope we can do that together soon," Panzer IV H said.
"Yes, indeed, we would like to play that with you some day mein freund," Panzer V/IV smiled. "Also, if you hadn't heard, an invasion on Canterlot is tomorrow so stock up on supplies."
The SS drove away and Cromwell and Crusader continued to their garage to rest.
The next morning, Cromwell and Crusader woke up early and saw tanks from every nation going in parade formation with their respectable nations. The two tanks rushed out and joined the British columns and began their drive to Canterlot.
Author's Notes:
I'm sure you readers noticed that I put a reference (not involving WoT or Tanktoons) in this chapter. I'm going to start to put some more references not related to Tanktoons or WoT itself. Just to let you guys know. Also, comment on my story so I can see how I'm doing based on them so it can help me become a better writer. Enjoy!
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