In the Void

"Almost gotcha." I spoke quickly as I chased after a displaced Reverse Flash that was running through the void with one of Lisa's portal shards. It was awkward for him to be running on nothing, so he wasn't going the speed of light or anything, even if he was I could keep up by using the chaos emeralds or my Apocalypse Magic. It was more the fact that he kept dashing forward every time I tired to grab him. "Damnit would you just hold still!"

"No way man! I don't know what this thing is but some guys are paying a lot of money for these things!" After that he attempted to dash off, only to get a lunar blade through the back and out his chest. He tripped over nothing, somehow, and fell to the nonexistent ground. I flew over to him and pulled the blade out of his back, causing him to cry in pain. I took the shard out of his hand and placed it in the bag I kept the others in. "Ow! Hey you've already got a bunch, give me back mine!"

I stepped on his wound and began crushing his spine with my metal foot, causing him to scream in agony again. "These aren't yours or mine, they belong to my sister." I snapped before grabbing him by the neck and holding him up to eye level. "Now, you're gonna take me to wherever the hell it is that people are buying these, or I'm going to shove one arm up your ass, another down your threat and shake my own hand in the middle."

"You're *cough* crazy!"

"Tell me something I don't know."

He struggled for a few minutes, trying to punch me at Mach speed but just ended up hurting himself, turns out punching metal is a bad idea, also, turns out my metal has gotten much harder...heh. Anyway, when he tried that little stunt I tightened the grip on his neck.

"Alright alright I'll tell you!" He finally screamed out. "Backstreets of the Multiverse Central City! In a bar called Misanthrope Saloon!"

"See? Was that so hard?" I asked in a joking fashion with a roll of my eyes.

"You're a sick freak man!"

I shook my head and sighed. "See, now you've gone and hurt my feelings." I summoned a lunar blade in my free hand. "Yeah I know how overpowered you kinda guys can get, and we don't need a quick little fucker like you snooping around our worlds, also..." I brought his face close to mine and glared into his eyes with my own glowing crimson eyes. "I know you were peeping on my girlfriend AND my sisters."

"No! Wait! I can ex-" In one swift movement sliced his neck. I let his headless corpse fall into the cold emptiness of the void and crushed the head in my hand, destroying any chance of regeneration.

"Fucking dumbass kid." During the time I had spent in the void I had come across a few abandoned displaced, left behind by their displacers or were victims of the merchant, most of the time they're kids that let the power go to their head, too isolated, become insane. I try not to kill them, but if they present a danger, I'll stab 'em till they fall.

So, after making my way to the so-called "Multiverse Central City" I made my way to the shady part of town, broke down the bars door and found a King Pin displaced buying portal shards from evil, stupid or mercenary displaced and dwellers. The second I brought down the door, I was recognised as one of Authors displaced, many tried to run, but that didn't end well for them. Beat the crap outta everyone that tried to stand up, punched the King Pin in the nuts and walked away with all the portal shards in the bar. Met one of Marx's allies in there, surprisingly it was a female Silver Sonic, said she'd look out for any schmucks that we're still on there way to sell the shards they had found.

So, after all that crap that for some reason made it into this chapter instead juts being glossed over like most of the other shit in the void, I headed for home. Once I got into my Sky Palace, Luna snuck up behind me and jumped onto my head. She and Rainbow now for some reason liked sitting on my head just between my ears, was funny as hell when Samantha had tried to do it, caught a few glimpses of under her skirt while she tried to climb up, which of course ended with me getting slapped. Somehow I was the one hurt while she walked without her hand broken, no amount of plot armour will save you from a woman's slap, learn it good kids.

Anyway, with Luna now sat atop my head like a bird on a street lamp, I continued on down the now expanded hallway to my bedroom, well, our bedroom, since the girls insisted we all share. Basically it's just one huge ass bed that I sleep in the middle of and the others cuddle up around me, mostly on top of me though.

Once in my bedroom, I took out the two sacks of portal shards and pulled out the broken portal frame. Using my magic, I lifted each of the shards out and, with the help of Lunas more precise telepathy, pieced the shards into the frame. As each piece was connected properly, they fused themselves together. When we were done we had two thirds of the portal constructed. "How many shards can there be of one mirror portal?" Luna asked in slight annoyance.

"Apparently nearly two hundred. Just hope the ones left to find are bigger, would mean there'd be less of them."

"How're you going to fix the world within the portal though?"

I shrugged and sat down on the edge of the large bed, Luna still on my head. "I dunno, Marx and Author will probably do it, I'm more into breaking things than fixing them."

Luna just chuckled before hopping down to sit beside me. "Well, I'm sure you'll think of something." As she lay her head on my shoulder she placed a letter in my hand. "This came while you were out by the way."

"Thanks Lulu." I kissed her forehead before opening the letter. "Well, looks like after months of putting the damn thing off the wedding is starting tomorrow."

Luna gasped and ran out of the room screaming. "GIRLS WE NEED TO GET OUR DRESSES READY NOW, METAL GET YOUR SUIT ON!!!"

I just blinked and gave a small joking salute with half lidded eyes. "Aye aye captain moonbutt." I sighed as I got to my feet and pulled out my suit. "Well, it's about fucking time." This wedding was almost certainly going to be crashed by a villain or something.

Author's Notes:

The Reverse Flash displaced ain't from any story, just something I threw in, this chapter was mainly a reference to the failed spin-off of this story that will forever be ignored and left to rot.

Anyway, the wedding of Auldin and Twilight will take place next, unless I do a chapter before it if it takes too long.

If you see any mistakes let me know. Thanks for reading.