Home. I was finally going to be home. The first thing I knew I was going to do is probably find a way to Discord-proof my house! Wait? What if I got home, but I’m no longer a human? Would I be a pony back home? Huh… Never really though of that. Maybe it’s-

CLANG!!!

“WHOAH!!!” Some force landed right behind and I was fired! Everything was a blur, but I slid into a, though not entirely, cramped space, followed by… elevator music? ...Wait a minute. I opened my eyes; they were a bit blurry, but I could see I was looking at some figure in red. I shook my head. The figure came into clear view: turns out, the guy wore a red, spandex suit with some black, but noticeable white eyes.

“I give that slide a 9 outta 10.” He said. Aw great, I knew who it was: Deadpool! “That’s right!” If there two things I knew, it was that I’m going to be annoyed by this guy, and Discord lied to me! I felt so much rage in my body!

“DISCORD!!!” I shouted aloud. So much for going home. I… I should’ve known. I was such a fool for trusting that snake! I turned myself and looked at my body again. I was Pixel Berry again. Well… who cares anymore? I couldn’t help but tear up. I felt so much rage, sadness, and gulibility at the same time. Then I felt my mane being rustled by the Merc with a mouth.

“There, there.” He said in a calm, relaxing way. “I know how it’s like to be tricked.”

“... I don’t want to talk to you.”

“Hm? No even after this!?” I then felt his hands scratch behind my ears… and it was AMAZING!!! I guess that, being a pony, this is pretty much the best thing anypony can wish for; a effective scratch behind the ears. It was very therapeutic, and I actually felt some happiness. He stopped after a few moments. I looked up to him.

“...Thanks.”

“Aw, anytime, my filly!” He extended his hand to me. “Deadpool, though you pretty much knew me already.” I reached out and placed my hoof to his hand.

“Pixel Berry.”

“Or is it Leandra?”

“...What? How did you-?”

“Oh I know a lot of things about you! Like how you and MrAquino teamed up a couple of times for that weird, other Anthology called ‘Tales from Tinies’. God, he’s so weird, but then again, here we are, in a magic elevator, going to see random things happen on each ‘floor’ before going to my house, in what is a part of your Anthology the extend the doors animations, both the stick figure and pony SFM video.” I could only blink.

“Uh… ok?” I squeaked as he held me like a baby.

“Listen! Don’t give up, okay? You’re going to go through a lot, and I do mean, A LOT of weird things! You could say I’m one of them, but since you’re tired of running and finding the next, I got a good feeling that, at the very end of this ride, you’ll see it. Just know that, for many enemies you’ll meet, they’re nothing more but obstacles in your path to victory, as new friends will be your guides.”

“...Whoah… that’s… I never really thought of that. Thanks, I needed that.” He rustled my mane even more.

“Anytime! Let’s just stand back and enjoy the Elevator of Chaos.”

“...What?”

“Sorry, MY Discord allowed me to use this as a means to get away from that big, BIG mare!”

“Wait, the one that wanted the princess dress during that one episode?”

“Yep. That one.”

“But why?”

“...She finally had the taste for human flesh.”

“O...kay. So, we’re just gonna ride this elevator?”

“Yeah. Thankfully, your door knocked that mare out. Next stop, my crib!” He clicked on a button on the elevator. The door closed and... were we ascending or descending? I guess this elevator was just going to be as random as Discord himself… or Deadpool for this. Might as well try to enjoy the ride; if he believes the door to my next adventure was at the end, I might as well go with it. That, or walk around aimlessly again, but, at least it’s good enough to get an idea of where I should look. The elevator dinged. The doors opened to reveal some fiery, dungeon place, with a pony skeleton standing near the door. The skeleton didn’t acknowledge us, but instead, walked to one of walls and just… stood there.

“Huh… guess it’s just you and me that don’t act like NPCs here, eh?”

“... I guess.”

We waited for at least five minutes until we hit another stop. With how random this was was, and how long each ride was, I guess it was going to be a bit boring with some interesting & exciting things happening every now & then.

The elevator opened again, showing a forest. It was peaceful… that is, until a random stormtrooper fell from the sky, landing hard on the floor with a cartoonish smack! To say he died would be false, as it got up, shook itself off, and entered our elevator.

We saw what was a factory in the process of making robots, all humanoid, but ranging from different movies, from Star Wars to Terminator. It kinda looked… a bit peaceful. That was, until all the robots began to dance the Robot with the super catchy ‘Mr.

The next place was a place on fire, and a man stood in the fire, looking peaceful, unaware of his surroundings. He walked into our elevator… but his head was still on fire! Deadpool pulled out a bag of marshmallows with some sticks and offered me one. I accepted it, and we had some delicious s’mores.

Another place opened, and the place outside looked liked something out of a zombie movie! The place was just wrecked with what I could presume was blood on the walls, but it was so dark, I couldn’t see anything! Loud moaning was heard, and a Zombie walked the elevator, though it wore a cleangentleman suit with a matching tophat & monocle. Let’s just say that the next room was his next stop.

Instead of the doors opening, the walls slid away, revealing only darkness. Deadpool held me close to him as everything became dark. We stood next to the flame guy, but our sights went full dark! A loud, monstrous screech was heard, along with sound of something ripped & chomped on. We both breathed hard, and the zombie was gone, albeit, only the clothing left behind. Deadpool took the hat & monocle.

The door opened, and we saw… ourselves? Well, it was almost ourselves; we were gender swapped. Both Deadpool and I waved to our alternate selves, and they waved back. That was very interesting.

The next floor was… an empty hallway. It didn’t look that threatening, nor inviting. But we heard a crack. The floor broke beneath us. We both screamed loudly, but it ended rather quickly as we landed in another elevator. I shivered in fear, but, lucky for me, Deadpool was still there, relaxing me greatly.

A relaxing beach came next. A random pony in a swimsuit joined us. Nothing really interesting there.

A jungle was there, and the floor shook. We heard the most loud, and yet, notable roar! Out of the jungle came a T-rex! We both froze as it sniffed the air. It turned to us and roared again! We screamed as it charged to us, pushing the elevator back a bit! I’m just glad the door shut and we moved again.

Luckily, the next floor was just, who I could presume, was a recolored Braeburn, sitting on a chair, playing a western tune on it’s guitar.

Next, we saw… a giant, floating cat, shooting lasers out of it’s eyes, at Eagles, surrounding Macho Man Randy Savage with a fishing pole as he has on a sunglasses wearing sun, then followed by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s head on the muffin man’s body riding a shamu, which opened it’s mouth and fired out Iron Men. Yeah… I’m done.

The door dinged, and the place looked like a fancy apartment complex. All of our visitors with us exited.

“Looks like this is our stop.” Deadpool said. I nodded and we entered the room. In the middle of the living room, was the door.

“Huh… that was easy.” I said to myself.

“Yeah. You may want to go in there, but please, take this.” He placed a plate with a Chimichanga on it on my head. “For your next meal.”

“Aw, thanks, Deadpool.” I said.

“No problem! Now go and find your way home!” He opened the door for me. I walked in, but he stopped me. “Almost forgot! SELFIE!!!” I smiled as he took our selfie. “Alright, NOW you can go.” I took a deep breath as I entered the door, but took a bite out of the chimichanga he gave me.

“Hm… not bad.”

Author's Notes:

Hello everypony, Pixel here and this story was made by the amazing MrAquino, who made the story "Tales from Tinies". He made this as a way to return the favor as I wrote two chapters in his said story. Granted, it's a bit weird, but I can't help but write stories that relate to size difference(the ponies were just a bonus).

Anyways, hope you like this chapter! Like, fave or even comment on good or bad things about this chapter. Not random enough? Should Pixel have been more angry? And should Deadpool break the fourth wall even more? Until next chapter, see ya!