It was a typical bright morning in Ponyville, as my two friends, Jonathan and Andrew, and I (your smart and incredibly handsome narrator) were having ourselves another pointless walk around the town that became our permanent home.

Our trivial stroll was immediately put on hold by the sudden arrival our Twilight's dragon assistant, Spike. "Jeffrie, guys," he panted for breath. "You've got to come see this!"

"What is it?" I asked.

"Just come with me." Wasting no more time, Spike grabbed my hand as he was leading us onward to Twilight's place.

The minute we all went inside the big tree that Twilight and Spike call home and gone up the spiral stairs, the guys and I were practically stunned when we'd laid eyes upon the human girl who was standing next to Twilight. Ever since we first came to this planet, we've always thought that we'd be the only humans around. But now there is another right in front of us; a woman no less.

Jonathan and Andrew were definitely ready to shout "giggity!" anytime soon, but I however managed to have more self-control than them. (Probably because I was never too attracted towards girls with glasses.)

Anywho, I was the first to greet this woman. "Hi there, do you have a name?"

"I'm Leandra," she told us. "What about you three?"

I then gave her my name, "I'm Jeffrie."

Jonathan slid next to her while he kissed her hand like a perverted french man. "My name's Jonathan."

Leandra backed away only to find herself bumping into Andrew. "Hey, name's Andrew." he then pulled up one of his sleeves as he extended his arm to her. "Wanna feel my muscles? I used to be a football player, you know."

After pulling Andrew away from her, I then asked, "So, how did you get here?"

Twilight was the one who answered. "Well, I was just studying as usual when Leandra here crashed through my roof out of nowhere." she pointed to the big whole on her ceiling. "And while I was here talking to her, I had Spike come get you guys to bring her to your home."

Leandra was suddenly like, "Wait, you mean I got to live with them?!"

"Well of course Leandra," Twilight told her. "It only makes sense that you stay around your own kind for now. You've only just got, so everypony might not be ready to know that there's another human in Equestria."

"And besides," Spike added. "Jeffrie and the guys have been by themselves for quite a long time; so they could use your company."

Upon hearing this, Leandra's whole body froze stiff in a "what the fuck?!" expression was stuck on her face. While Andrew and Jonathan were lifting her away, I turned to Twilight and Spike and said, "OK, we'll let her stay at our place. We don't exactly have a guest room, but we'll manage."

When we all stepped inside our house, the stench was enough to snap Leandra out of her daze. I then began to give her a tour. "This is our living room, we mostly just sit around the couch and watch movies or play games. Right next to you is the answering machine that we use for our door," I took the machine off and placed it on the table. "Whenever we leave, we just connect this baby over to the doorbell and then some of ponies can leave us messages. We don't have any, but I will play the tune." I then pushed the button that made us listen to the answering tune.

(Jeffrie): Believe it or not, we are not home. Please leave a message at the beep!

(Jonathan): We must be out, or we'd open the door.

(Andrew): Where could we be?

(Together): Believe it or not, we're not home!

"OK, now that that's of the way, let's get back to the tour."

Fifteen minutes later, we all sat on the couch by the time we were done giving Leandra a tour of the place. I looked at her and asked, "So what's Earth been like? Has anything changed lately?"

Before she could answer, that's when the door started to knock. I opened it and saw Fluttershy. "Hi Jeffrie, I thought I'd stop by and give you these extra cans of Colt for helping me with my home renovations."

She then gave the cans of Coke--or Colt as the ponies call it--and I in turn gave her my thanks. "Well thanks Flutty, that's very kind of you."

Fluttershy looked past my waist and that's when she saw our house guest. "Um...Jeffrie, who's that?"

"Her? That's Leandra, she's going to be staying with us for awhile. Hey Leandra, there's someone I want you to meet!"

As soon as the two of them were by themselves, Fluttershy beckoned Lenadra to come closer and that was when she got to see a new side to the Element of Kindness. "Listen Missy, you just stay away from Jeffrie; he's mine! And nopony, not even some two bit tramp like you is going to take him away from me! You got that?!"

Leandra just brushed her little threat off and said, "Oh Fluttershy, you're so cute when you try to act tough sometimes."

"Don't say I didn't warn you."

As soon as she was gone, Leandra walked up to us and said, "Look guys, it's been nice and all, but I really have to go."

"Go? Go where?" Andrew asked.

"This may sound confusing, but I really need to find a white door."

"How come?" Jonathan wondered.

"It's a long story, but it goes like this..."

While she was giving us her backstory, Fluttershy was heading to Sugarcube Corner to speak with her friends. They were already talking about the new arrival by the time she came inside. "Ooh, isn't this exciting, girls?!" Pinkie exclaimed. "We're going to have a new human friend!"

"I'm for one just glad that it isn't a boy," Rarity declared. "I just can't wait to make her some new dresses."

"Well I'm just glad that Jeffrie, Jonathan, and Andrew won't be so alone anymore." Twilight said. "And who knows, maybe they might having little baby humans."

"I don't think that might be such a good idea, Twilight." Fluttershy let herself be known.

"Why you say that, sugarcube?" Applejack inquired.

"Well, would you really want them to be having babies? Would any of you want to see Equestria become over populated with more humans?"

As the idea of millions of our babies ruling Equestria was sinking into their brains, Rainbow Dash shouted, "Sweet Celestia, she's right! What are we gonna do?!"

"Simple, we just get rid of the girl. Without her, Jeffrie and the others can't bring anymore humans to this world." a sinister smile was beginning to form on Fluttershy's face.

"...And that's why I need to go find the next door."

After Leandra had finished explaining everything to us, I was the first to say, "OK, we'll help you find it."

"Oh no, that won't be necessary."

"Bullshit. Besides, we ain't got anything better to do; and we've done a lot more crazier things than this."

We all wasted no time in leaving the house, but we were soon stopped by the Mane 6. They all had menacing looks that were targeted towards Leandra, and they were all wearing the Elements of Harmony. "Is something wrong?" Leandra asked.

Twilight then said, "I'm sorry Leandra, but I'm afraid you're no longer welcome here."

As their elements started to charge up, I quickly shouted, "Oh my God look, a three headed dragon that's destroying Ponyville!"

They of course fell for it, and it gave us enough time to run away and be chased by them. What followed next was typical chase that included us running into doors in many silly ways, stopping in a picture booth to take pictures only to run out when the ponies where inside, and then showing us playing instruments while the song "I'll be there for you" was playing in the background.

It happened for a good twenty minutes until we were suddenly teleported to a room surrounded by TV screens and two white doors. And there, sitting in front of us, donning a white suit, was Discord.

"Discord, what is this place?" Leandra asked him.

"Why this where I watch your little miss adventures, my dear Leandra." the lord of chaos replied. "I must say that little chase was rather fun. But I got bored and decided to just bring you to the next door."

"But there's two of them." she pointed out.

"I know, which is why you must choose. If you choose the right door, you'll enter another mad world. But if you choose the left door, you'll go home. Which one will it be, Leandra?"

"Isn't it obvious, I'm taking the left door. Bye guys."

The second she went through that door, I looked at Discord and said, "You tricked her into picking the wrong door, did you?"

"Yes." he chuckled.

Author's Notes:

Heya! Pixel here and also this new chapter that was made by theanonymousbrony who created the story Planet of the Ponies. In all honesty, this chapter seemed short, but fun. I bet the next chapter has Lean screaming in rage over how she was fooled so easily. Then again, you never know when the God of Chaos is being honest or not.

Anyways, hope you like this chapter. Like, comment, fave, or even message me if you have a story that you want either a short human or a pink unicorn to go through and meet the characters in your story. Thanks for reading!