Last time on Dragon Ball- Oh crap wrong story. Quick recap for any newcomers, come to see their favorite (or only available) hero in Townsvill- Ponyville.

This story began as many other such stories do.

The author experienced a certain series, and decided; Imma mix that with MLP!

So the author then thought up the main character.

The main character was just wandering around, minding his own business when the author came by and was like "Hey, hey you! You got gamer powers now!"

The main character was like, "What? Oh. Ok, cool, I guess."

"And now your name's Colton, cause I need some sort of horse pun," The author declared.

"Wait, what?" Colton asked, "No, FUCK no, I am NOT cool with that."

Then the author dumped him in Equestria.

"The fuck!" Colton stated calmly. "Where am I?"

Then he was attacked by a timberwolf. Through dumb luck, he managed to not only avoid getting his face gnawed off by the local wildlife, but somehow managed to create a little treedog pet out of it.

"Cool," Zecora stated.

"Agh, why the fuck aren't you rhyming?" Colton asked.

"Fuck if I know," Zecora responded. "Wanna guide back to town?"

And then they went to the town place cause that's where stuff happens and stuff.

Walking through the town, Colton realized he looked dumb since he came to Equestria in only his socks-

"And whose fucking fault is that?!!?"

Yours, Colton. Yours. Definitely no fault at all of the illustrious author.

"Fuck you."

Love you too, you ornery little booger.

So anyway, he decided to go and get some kicks, cause his feetsies were sore and covered in booboos. Arriving at a clothing shop, he realized he had no monies. The bum. Thankfully the nice unicorn lady who owned the shop fixed his shirt and gave him a leftover pair of someone elses smelly sandles.

He then told the lady he would go out and find her little sister. Maybe she asked him to, who knows. Anyway, he went off, and decided to use a function of the map that probably shouldn't have been possible.

Coming to the top of an empty hill, he decided to jump up and down like an imbecile. Predictably, he fell through the thin cover of earth, falling once more through several stories of a subterranean dungeon. At the bottom of this hole, he found three young adventurers self titled the 'Cutie Mark Crusaders'.

"Holy crap, your ankle doesn't look good," one of them bellowed in agony.

"Fuck it hurts," Colton howled in ear breaking pain. The pain was so bad, he even forgot to use exclamation points.

"How are you going to get out of here with your ankle like that?" another one of them asked.

"I got better," he affirmed, his ankle breaking all rules of logic and becoming whole once more.

"Well that's convenient," Scootaloo managed to belt out before Colton tossed her out the hole he had made coming in.

Once they were back in town, The Mayor of Townsvill- I mean, Ponyville was all pissed off that someone had found a dungeon and stuff, so she was like "Go back and check it for peeps and stuff."

"She didn't fucking say that."

Yes she did. Anyway, Colton went back with Big Pony and Shy Pony, and had much dialogues with them. They found Coltons hole, at which point Big Pony and Shy Pony promptly inserted themselves in said hole.

"Why the fuck are you trying to make it sound so sexual?"

They found SKURLUTONS down in Coltons hole, with as many bones as possible.

"Seriously, fucking stop that."

Big Pony whacked the bones down in Coltons hole-

"FUCKING STOP."

-and Shy Pony decided that Coltons hole was simply too darned scary for a young, impressionable young lass like herself. So they went back to town.

Mayor pony was happy about finding bones down in Coltons hole for some reason, while Colton was trying to cheat the system even further by making it so his silly little wood dog could level up somehow as well.

Mayor Pony gave the library to Colton, roping him into psuedo-indentured service. Colton decided he wanted to have monies, so he went and did stuff.

PonksiePei decided Colton could use a friend, so she glued herself to his side. After many protests, Colton decided to simply enjoy her presence.

"What? The fuck that's not what happened!"

So enamored with his companion, he decided to go to a party she set up herself for him. He had many good times and-

"She sprang that on me! It's not like I had a fucking choice..."

So anyway, Colton decided to throw the last few years of commitment of being alcohol free down the proverbial hole (maybe down the aforementioned Coltons hole, who knows) and guzzled ALL the booze.

Wait... something doesn't seem right...

"You skipped over a day, dumbass."

Don't be racist. Oh yeah, TOTALLY forgot about the day when he went and earned monies by painting some guys house. Riveting plot development, don't you agree? Then he went and got up in some cows joober juice.

Where was I? Oh yeah, Colton was being a jackass by drinking all the booze-

"Why's it ok when you're fucking saying it?!!?" Colton whined like a little child. "Quit messing with my fucking sentence descriptors!" he trailed off, forgetting that he was such a monumental crybaby.

So he drank all the booze, and then tried to punch a Zambie. The Zambie decided his knuckle were tasty, and that he was an idiot.

Then we had a cliffhanger of 'ol Sunbutt finding out about the vagrant degenerate!

And that's pretty much all the time we have today on The Gamer; Displaced Equestria Kai!

Come and meet us back here next time, and you readers stay classy!~

Author's Notes:

Quick joke chapter just to unwind. It is a reference to the TFS Kai episodes in which they recap an entire season in a single episode. Usually by glancing over pretty much everything.

So if theres one more thing I can do... I want to issue a challenge to every other Displaced author out there.

This.

Please, just... do this?

Please? I at least would find it hilarious...