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The most secret agent of Celestia's most secret service

by Kaliann25

Chapter 2: 002

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Blue Blood’s mansion; Monday 14:09pm:

Blue Blood returned home after an entire afternoon of looking for information all over Canterlot, and also annoying the hard-working ponies who were in charge of protect the affected area from the curious. They of course only did their jobs but Blue Blood appeared with his irritating tone to force them to let him pass:

I am Princess Celestia’s nephew and a former prominent student; I demand to pass right now, I want to check if the damages affected the records of my successes as a student and…”

They let him pass only because they were too tired of him.
Back to the present Blue Blood sighed thinking on the ponies he pissed off on the daily basis.

“Of all the military positions, why do I have to have this one? If I keep like this soon enough I’ll lose all the friends all have”

He entered to his home ready for a good afternoon and night of good sleep. He woke up at dawn and he haven’t rested yet, not even eaten but the tiredness was stronger than his appetite. Tiredly he took an apple to not have to wake up to eat in the middle of his nap and began to chew it softly while he checked his mail before go to bed.
It was the usual: threats, more threats, complains, again threats and strip-club bills we’ll send to Princess Celestia (those were the best places to collect information, that’s why she keep paying bills of such places) and an annoying invitation to a party from certain group that desperately tried to recruit him.
As always he was about to threw it to the trashcan when he noticed something odd. Taking a close look of the invitation, it had a seal of the old flag of Unicornia.

“No way!” He gasped.

Then he ran to a pile of newspapers (or his scandals collection) looking for a specific date. He found it:

—BLUE BLOOD DECLARES NON-UNICORNS ARE INFERIOR PONIES—

Yesterday, during a high-class party sponsored by Fancy Pants, our favorite Royal Pain Prince Blue Blood shouted to everypony his pride of being a unicorn. That can be considered normal, but then he added that other races are inferior, and quote:

‘I’m just saying that the second more important thing after being royalty is being a unicorn. Earth ponies are filthy, pegasi are rude and quarrelsome. Our race is the only one who knows how to behave like a decent pony. And I wonder, are the other inferior races ponies as well? Or something lower?’

The article kept going complaining against him, as always; but what really called his attention was that immediately after that scandal, the invitations began to appear on his mailbox.
He took the most recent one and checked it was dated for that night.

“And there goes half of my rest” he sighed while activating his transmitter. “Auntie? It’s me, I have a trail but please don’t mobilize any units until I say so. I must confirm it”

From her side, Princess Celestia smiled pleased.

“You have all my confidence Blue Blood. Do what you have to do”

Monday 7:00pm; residential Canterlot Gardens:

After throwing a few bits to the good earth pony who drove his cab, Blue Blood walked to the house his invitation indicated. He recognized the place, it was a residential complex owned mostly by Fancy Pants.
With his best spoiled-brat-expression, he demandingly knocked the door.

“Is anypony in there? Open up in this instant! It’s me, Princess Celestia’s nephew himself, Blue Blood. Open up or I’ll be forced to complain in every tabloid about your rudeness with me”

The house butler opened the door slightly annoyed but used to this kind of stuffs. Instead of say something he gently guided the prince to the living room, where Fleur de Liz, Fancy Pants, the famous jeweler Goldand Diamonds and (most to Blue Blood’s surprise) Rarity Belle were sharing a digestive. The first three seemed genuinely surprised but pleased to see him; but in the other hoof Rarity gasped in disgust and avoided eye-contact.
Blue Blood felt guilty for the mare, he knew Rarity had her reasons to hate him after what happened at the Gala, but he had his reasons as well to behave as he did. Anyway he made a face of disgust and presented his invitation to the group.

“I suppose you’re the ones behind this poor excuse of advertisement in my mailbox”

Goldand Diamonds rolled his eyes but chuckled, even if he disliked the prince he was the kind of pony they needed for the cause: rich and with influence in the Palace.
By his way Fancy Pants gently offered a drink:

“Blue Blood, I’m so glad you decided to join us after all this months inviting you. Come on, take a sit”

“Service, bring his majesty a glass of anisette as he likes and prepare an extra service on the table please” commanded Fleur. “I’m so glad you two accepted our invitation”

Blue Blood looked at Rarity.

“Whatever, and you are?”

Rarity grinded her teeth but preferred not to dignify that offensive question with an answer. Once again Blue felt some remorse but that wasn’t the time to think about it. He just sat and crossed his hooves.

“Okay, I hope you three had a good reason for calling me, I’m a very busy pony and you should be honored to have me”

“As charming as always” grumped Rarity.

“Please miss Rarity, he is welcome in this house as much or perhaps a little bit more than you” said Fancy Pants.

Blue Blood raised an eyebrow, this was odd.
Smiling, Fancy Pants cleaned his monocle while Blue Blood fixed his bowtie to activate the transmitter; he had the feeling Princess Celestia would like to hear this.

“The point is I’ve being investigating your lineages and I must say I’m very impressed” began Fancy Pants. “Blue Blood comes from a family with at least nine generations of pure-blooded unicorns; there’s no trace of earth pony or pegasi blood staining his system. And for Rarity Belle, six generations; as not as impressive but still very, very good. In this fake paradise of forced coexistence with inferior pony races, legacies as ours are vanishing. Our younger generations don’t appreciate the importance of pure-blood. Even my daughter Vanilla preferred to mate with a filthy earth pony; gross, but at least is a lesbian and there will be no children for that unfortunate marriage”

Rarity looked at her friend with disbelief in her eyes, was he serious? Just like Blue Blood, she had being receiving invitations for that reunions for months, but she always ignored them until Fancy Pants wrote her personally. And what was he talking about? Was the most respected unicorn of Canterlot a racist?

“We live in a time of change” said Fleur de Liz. “But not always those changes are good. Soon the pony society will be back to normal: each race by their own as it haves to be”

Rarity and Blue Blood shivered, this was what the spy feared. Luckily his aunt already received all the information by the transmitter, but still this unnerved him a lot.

“I invited you to form part of our dream” continued Fancy Pants. “Blue Blood, you are an idiot but also you’re on the perfect position to pass us information about the Castle. Cooperate with us and you won’t regret. Miss Rarity Belle, I know you enough to know you would love to live in a world full of sophistication and glamour as only unicorns can have. Join us and your wildest dreams will come true. No more pegasi nor earth ponies in our way, not anymore”

Goldand Diamonds joined to the speech:

“To achieve our goals we joined forces with those inferior races; but they share the same dream to not see each other faces again. Our alliance limits itself to mutual tolerance until we separate forever; but thanks to our cooperation we’re closer than ever”

“So you want us to join to your organization?” Asked Blue and Rarity at the same time.

Fleur de Liz smiled creepily.

“Not just ‘an organization’ my friends. Join us, join to Salvation”

Then the butler, Great Service, came with a letter that he offered to Fancy Pants. The eyes of the terrorist leader passed from Blue Blood to Rarity, then back to Blue and stopped in rarity.

“Aw, and I used to like you Miss Rarity Belle”

Rarity gulped, what was going on?

“Fancy Pants?” She asked scared.

“Our informants from the Royal Guard just confirmed our fears, Celestia mobilized the Secret Service; the most dangerous army division to our plans. Anyway; from nowhere you two suddenly decide to accept my invitation”

Fleur sighed.

“We have to choices: the idiot of Blood, and you. Is not too hard to figure out who is the spy. So, how you want to die Rarity Belle?”

Rarity screamed and tried to escape but the butler Service immobilized her with his magic. Blue Blood gasped in fear, if he moved they could kill Rarity… but if he didn’t do something they’ll kill her anyway.
Luckily enough Goldand Diamonds placed a gentle hoof on his shoulder.

“Sorry for this Blue Blood, but Rarity Belle endangers our entire operation. Please, follow me, you don’t have to see how we kill her”

And he guided the speechless prince to another room. In the meantime Fancy Pants shook his head sadly and proceed to retire as well.

“Even if she is a danger to our goals, I prefer not to see this. Bye”

“Yeah, until I knew she was a spy from the Crown, I considered her almost a friend” added Fleur.

And they both teleported away. Blue Blood took his golden pen and before Goldand Diamond could react, he electrocuted with the secret device on it. Goldand fell totally unconscious while Blue Blood ran to save Rarity.
The butler Great Service gasped when Blue Blood knocked him down with mastery and held him with an expert chokehold.

“Easy pal”

Finally Service surrendered to the Prince, who put him a couple of hoof-cuffs and sighed.

“This was a close call. Are you alright, miss Rarity Belle?”

The fashionista looked around very scared.

“Blue Blood… what’s going on here?”

“Nothing good, I can assure you that” said the prince activating his transmitter again. “Auntie, did you saw what happened?”

From Blue Blood’s bowtie, the image of Celestia emerged seeming really worried.

“I did, and already sent an especial task-force but Fancy Pants and Fleur de Liz used an especial device to hide where they teleported”

“Damn it” mumbled blue Blood. “And what about Rarity Belle?”

Celestia sighed.

“I’m afraid that thanks to Fancy’s mistake, she’ll become a main target for the organization known as Salvation. So for her security we must train her in order to protect her from the terrorist. Is on to you Blue Blood. And Rarity Belle: I’m truly sorry about this but, welcome to the Secret Service”

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