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The most secret agent of Celestia's most secret service

by Kaliann25

Chapter 1: 001

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Location unknown; Sunday 11:29pm:

Maud Pie evaluated the place with her cold creepily calculating eyes; not missing any detail of her companions while petting her pet rock Boulder. Finally she yawned indifferently and went straight to the point:

“Alright: mares and gentlecolts, we’re reunited because after three years of preparations, our real operations are about to start. In a not so distant future…”

“This foolishness of the Kingdom of Equestria will finish and everything will be back to normal: three different kingdoms without having any contact to each other; and I won’t see your ugly faces again. No offense intended.” Finished Fancy Pants with an evil grin.

“Don’t worry” shrugged Spit Fire. “Who cares about what a ‘horny' have to say, huh? It’s just as ridiculous as listen to rocks”

“Easy Boulder, easy” said Maud Pie petting her angry rock. “Soon enough we won’t have to interact with this individuals again; no talking nor trading or even… reproduce with them”

The three leaders shivered in disgust; after all they were proud descendants of pure blood lines: more than ten generations of unicorns marrying only with unicorns; pegasi mixing exclusively with pegasi and earth ponies having children only with other earth ponies.
Fancy pants even guided his daughter’s sexuality to make her like only other mares; he preferred a thousand times a lesbian daughter than risking to have a non-unicorn descendant.
Unfortunately for him his daughter Fancy Vanilla (AKA DJP03 Vinyl Scratch) married an earth pony mare, Octavia Melody.

“Anyway, I propose a toast for the end of our forced society and the beginning of paradise” said Fancy Pants.

“CHEERS!”

Canterlot, Monday 05:29am:

It was a beautiful day, perfect to cheer anypony.
Princess Celestia, (after rising the sun and have a light breakfast) went to open her school, the Academy for Gifted Unicorns while humming happily the theme of ‘Friendship is Magic’. But as soon as she introduced the key to the keyhole, something called her attention, the door was open.

“What?”

Suddenly, a powerful explosion sent the sun Princess to a wall of a close building. Celestia created a force-field just in time before a second explosion destroyed the rest of the building and the surroundings.
Several guards trotted to the scene.

“Are you alright, your highness?”

“Yes, I’m alright” she said. “Call every military leader to an emergency reunion, I have a feeling that this is only the beginning”

Canterlot, Ministry of Defense Monday 7:00am:

“Gentlecolts, you already have an hour and a half. I want results, right now” ordered Celestia with a frown.

Shining Armor, leader of the Crystal Guard exchanged a nervous look with the sun captain, Master Sword and finally bowed to Celestia.
Shining, the one who lost the bet, beginning to explain using his magic to create a map of Equestria with twelve red points all over it. Celestia raised an eyebrow.

“As you can see, Princess Celestia, the Academy of Gifted Unicorns was only one of twelve different targets, all this schools you see on the map were also destroyed at the same time by this unknown organization. Besides your school, also the Trottingham Magic Institute and Fillydelphia Academy of Magic Arts were terminated; the three of them placed in cities populated mostly by unicorns”

Celestia raised an eyebrow but nodded. Shining continued:

“Also, in the three schools we found these”

He used his magic to show Celestia the old flag of the lost nation Unicornia.

“The other attacked schools were the Weather Control University and the Flying Academy; both of them located in Clousdale. Then another school in Los Pegasos and other in Hurricante City; and in the four schools we found the emblem of Pegasopolis”

Celestia nodded.

“And let me guess: the last academies that were attacked were the Mane-Hattan Tech; Maredrid’s Academy of Arts and Sciences; Appleloosa Agronomy University and Stalliongrado Mix School where you found the flag of Earth, the lost earth pony nation”

Shining nodded nervously and Celestia frowned again, this was starting to form a pattern; and she didn’t like it.
Then Master Sword approached shyly:

“Looking at the bright side, there was no casualties nor injured ponies, it was too early in the morning. And after hours of investigation, we found several home-made explosives, very powerful but impossible to locate; the same kind of explosive commonly used in rock farms”

Again bad news, so the ones who did this knew what they were doing and left no clue behind, this was getting worse. Celestia bit her lip and began to walk in circles while the military leaders were looking at her concerned.

Suddenly the door opened letting pass good for nothing of Celestia’s nephew: Princes Blue Blood, who was kissing passionately with a gray mare with blonde mane and tail.
Derpy Hooves blushed when Blue Blood lowered his hooves to her hips beginning to…

“Blue Blood!” Called Celestia angrily.

The Prince looked surprised.

“Auntie! What are you doing here? All of you! This building is always empty, why are you all here?”

“Because we have an emergency you idiot” said Shining Armor approaching to the irritating prince. “Now go annoy anywhere else, okay? We have grownups things to do”

Blue Blood shrugged arrogantly.

“Oh my! I think I hear something, but it can’t be. It sounds like a plebe trying to lecture a superior, something so pathetic that doesn’t deserve my attention”

Shining’s facer turned red and was about to respond the arrogant idiot; while the other generals silently walked away already knowing what was about to happen: both of them discussing for a while and when Celestia would have enough, she’ll force Blue Blood to apologize. A so common scene that everypony preferred to avoid it and continue the war council later.
In the meantime, both stallions continued arguing when Celestia looked at the window and spotted the other generals leaving. She nodded.

“Okay, they’re gone”

Shining Armor and Blue Blood stopped arguing and hugged each other affectionately like the great friends they were.

“I should know” smiled Shining Armor to his childhood friend. “The gravity of the situation requires the intervention of the Secret Service. Dude, great acting; I’m impressed how easily you change your personality”

Blue Blood shrugged with a warm smile.

“Is not the great thing Shine, after all is my talent as an actor what brought me where I am now”

Shining was about to say something else but Celestia interrupted:

“Alright, leaving that aside, tell me Blue Blood and agent Hooves: have found anything?”

The prince turned to Derpy, (whose lose eye went back to normal position and her silly smile turned into a the normal expression of a high-ranked solider).

“As a matter of fact, my unit located a powerful magic temporizer on the explosives’’ carcasses; indicating that those things were there for weeks. And the worst part is that they didn’t bother to hide it, like leaving a message to us: they could kill the students any time they wanted”

“So I was right, this was only the beginning” mumbled Celestia.

“Yes Princess, I’m afraid that we’ll know more about this enemy very soon” said Derpy bowing to the Princess.

Celestia nodded, this was what she feared.

“Alright, for this mission I guess you’ll need new equipment. Here you go, the latest Twilight Sparkle’s prototypes”

She made appear to suitcases, one for each agent of the Secret Service.
On the one she gave to Blue Blood were a bow tie, a rose to his lapel, a gold hair brush and a gold pen. And on Derpy’s there was a mail bag, a mailmare cap and a basket of muffins.

“Derpy, the letters on the mail bag are powerful weapons you could need, look at the envelopes. The sepia ones have a smoke screen you could use as a distraction; the white ones are sharply boomerangs you can throw in your aerial maneuvers; and the pink ones contain nerve gas for cases of extreme need only. Your cap is really a magic transmitter that will communicate with me at any moment; and the basket of muffins… those were backed by your leader herself, I don’t know what they do but knowing her, are very dangerous things. Use them wisely”

Derpy military saluted Celestia, she was ready.

“Blue Blood: like Derpy’s cap, your rose is a powerful magical transmitter; keep me informed. Also, you bow tie have a hidden camera, I need you to photograph every single piece of evidence you find; or anything suspicious. We need to be prepared. Next, your hair brush is equipped with a force-field spell, brush your hair one time and you’ll be immune to any kind of magical attacks for fifteen minutes; approximately, that depends of the spell, but be careful Blue Blood: you can only use it three time. And last but not least, the pen is a miniature Taser; again, only in cases of extreme need.”

The Prince examined his gadgets and nodded.
Princess Celestia smiled warmly:

“Like always, I ask you to be careful, but I trust you can locate and stop this terrorist organization in a matter of days. You’re my best agents, my ultimate weapon against terrorism; those who stop every conflict before it stars”

Blue Blood and Derpy nodded, they were prepared. Celestia smiled again:

“Now I leave you, I have to give my declarations to press. Please be safe”

Said that, she left flying leaving Shining Armor alone with the spies. He friendly punched Blue Blood and winked an eye to him.

“Are you ready for this, pal?”

“Of course, and like always, the prodigy of your sister provided us with the finest gadgets in the market. What could go wrong?”

Shining’s face turned serious.

“Please be careful, remember we don’t know anything about this enemy”

“You be careful” said Blue Blood. “I fight from the shadows, you show your face; if somepony have to be careful, it is you Shine”

And then they walked away, the most secret agents of Celestia’s most secret servce.

Author's Notes:

And another of my translations, I hope you liked it; one of the few stories in the spanish fandom that say something possitive about Prince Blue Blood. He as the hero, what do you think?

Anyway:

Read ya later!!

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