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This ain't Israel, America, or even Earth.

by gamer4COD

Chapter 3: CH:3 Seriously, shit is confusing everyone (everpony)

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CH:3 Seriously, shit is confusing everyone (everpony)

This is ridiculous, what the fuck is wrong with them? Its like they don't know just how tough the military GEMOs are. After their attempt at harming Jason, he was surrounded by the guards when the two morons who hit him started cursing, he thinks, and waving their hands to get the stinging to stop. The guards had surrounded Jason and pointed loaded crossbows at him. Looking back towards the civilians, he noticed most of them left; leaving the two who punched him, the crying one, the well dressed one calming the crying one down, the hybrid pegacorn, and... looking around, Jason realised he lost the double pink one.                

"*Hi!*" The loud yell came from Jason's left, right next to his ear.

"Ahhhh!" Ah, the fool found her. Jason looked over his shoulder and straight into two cyan eyes. Taking his duffle bag's strap in one hand, Jason flipped the bag over his shoulder and dumped the unwanted passenger out, along with all his stuff.

"*Heh heh, sorry.*" Looking down, Jason observed the strange person who popped out  of the gap in his duffel bag. Pink coat and different shade of pink for her mane and tail, extra large blue eyes, a blue and yellow T shirt, a pink skirt that stops about knee high and a softer muzzle then me, possibly not a direct Anthro horse, something smaller. At least she doesn't have horse shoes on. Tilting his head, Jason held out his hand to help her up.


"Why did you hit him? What would that even do?" The day got weirder by the minute for Ponyvilles resident princess, first a bugbear, the a strange pony comes out of nowhere and attacked it with a strange repeating crossbow, now she has to realign Rainbow's bone and check Applejack's for any cracks or fractures.

"He's killed the bugbear, and made Fluttershy cry. Why the buck did he kill it? Everypony in Equestria knows we're the ones who take care of this kind of stuff." She replied.

"Ah agree, its like he's from one of those countries tha never even heard of us." Applejack looked over at the stranger.

Rainbow Dash looked over at the stallion who was looking around, his strange armour covered some of his body, but for some reason strange fabric covered the rest. His armour focused around his barrel and head, weird glasses covering most of his face, a tube shaped bag was hanging on a strap off of his shoulder. The black misshapen crossbow was laying on the ground a few yards from him, the device was a mystery, how such a device was able to deafen everyone else but the stranger was another mystery. Sadly, she missed the show.

"Hi!"

"*Ahhh!*" Looking back in time to see Pinkie fall out of the stranger's bag and land in a pile of tools, strange balls and a weird garment with cloth between the legs and connecting the arms to the barrel.

"Heh heh, sorry." Striding over to keep her friend out of trouble, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Twilight stopped a few yards away and starred at the stranger's hand as he helps Pinkie up.

"*You okay?*" Looking up at his face, they found more differences between him and the rest of ponyville, maybe even Equestria. Twilight being nicer then her friends, kept her mouth shut.

"What. The. Buck." Was all Rainbow had to say.

"I know, look at it." Pinkie kept staring at his hand that she hasn't released yet.

"Ya think its some kinda disease or birth defects, 5 fingers just ain't natural, almost as weird as those calluses on his knuckles." Applejack was thinking about just what could cause the natural knuckle dusters.

"What should we do with him Princess?" One of the royal guards that came with Celestia snapped the scholar from her thoughts, what should she do? After Pinkie released his hand, the stranger started picking up his stuff and putting it all back in the tubular bag paid no mind to the score of crossbows aimed at him, even when Rarity bought over a still very distraught Fluttershy. The orbs were being counted, suddenly, the stranger looked around and his eyes settled on Pinkie, who was holding one of the strange balls, a way too big ring on one of her fingers, a small stick falling from the metal sphere.

The next thing any of them knew, the stranger yelled something and rushed them.

"*Shit!*"

Knocking the stunned guards aside, shrugging the crossbow quarrels glancing off of his helmet and back, pushing past Twilight, Applejack and Rainbow Dash, he wraps his hand around her wrist with one of his hands and grabs the stolen ball with the other. Then, throwing it as high as he could, higher then some pegasi can fly. After a second pass, after all of their eyes start to turn back to Jason, after their guard is down, it blows up.


"You okay?" Jason held out his hand while the pink one stared for a second before grabbing it and pulling herself up, after picking herself up, she wouldn't let go. Sensing movement from his left, Jason noticed how three more of the civilians were staring at him.

One was orange with a cowboy hat and her mane and tail in a ponytail, blue jeans and a plaid button up short sleeve shirt, the blue one had a multi coloured mane and tail, a blue T shirt and a pair of blue biker shorts, and a rather small set of wings. The purple one had a horn coming out of her mane, which had two highlights or something, a small set of wings, bigger the the blue one who hit him, but still much smaller then Jason's, a purple skirt that goes about mid shin and a button up long sleeve shirt.

"*What. The. Buck.*" The blue one, who Jason decides to call Skittles to avoid simply calling her, 'the blue one', spoke up. Jason had to tear his eyes away from her's, a variant of the colour red, not too uncommon after all, just not a normal colour choice.

"*I know, look at it.*" Pink said, still holding Jason's hand, Jason was also staring at her hand, noticing her odd  finger hand also had no finger tips, just lumps of karatene in the shape of small hooves.

"*Ya think its some kinda disease or birth defects, 5 fingers just ain't natural, almost as weird as those calluses on his knuckles.*"  The orange one, that Jason had no nicknames for, stared at Jason's hand, while Jason couldn't stop staring at her teeth, straight molars, not one tooth there for any purpose then crushing and grinding.

"*What should we do with him Princess?*" One of the golden boys spoke up, ignoring him Jason started packing his bag, first the wingsuit, then tactical equipment, then counting the grenades, Finding one missing, Jason looked up, barely noting the arrival of two more civilians. Eyes widening, Jason watched as the spoon of a fragmentation grenade fell to the dirt, the culprit looking at the deadly explosive in her hands with a mixture of curiosity and ignorance.

"Shit!"

Rushing past the guards, hardly aware of the deadly bits of wood and metal flying and deflecting off of his wing pocket and helmet, Jason reached the thief and grabbed her hand with one of his, and pried the metal ball of doom and threw it as high as he could, getting it stuck in a cloud on its downfall. If Jason wasn't afraid for his life, he might've pondered on how the grenade didn't fall though the cloud.

Boom!


Agent Sweetie drops, or Bon Bon as most ponies know her as, rushed to inform Princess Celestia of what she saw. She had just opened the door, all eyes on her, when the grenade went off.

Next Chapter: STAHP! That's built-in you crazy pegacorn. Estimated time remaining: 6 Minutes
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