You are Princess Luna. You do not wish to comment on how you appear to the audience because chances are they already know what you look like anyways, and you don't want to feel lonely knowing the fact that there is no audience and you're just thinking this all in your head. Tonight, you're back on dream duty! Most ponies have been having good dreams so far, because you've been paying special attention to them and making sure that nopony ever gets hurt by a nightmare.

What was your spookiest nightmare? Another pony got scared by a clown, and you're not sure what the deal is with clowns and ponies but your subjects do not like them. The spooky part about it was that the poor thing nearly died! The clown, you mean. The clown was being attacked by a mob of angry ponies because he appeared in their dreams again.

Aside from that, your subject have very sensible dreams that have a plot and ending. You've never seen any dream that's been pure chaos because of a result of the brain losing logical power- that'd be horrific! In those dreams, you're unsure whether it's a nightmare or not!

You go to your bed, preparing to check and see if anypony is going to have any bed time troubles tonight. You make sure to tuck yourself in, even if you're going to be in there for an hour or so. Being a part-goddess means you get to stay up all night, making you cool with the edgy crowd. Sadly, it hasn't gotten you a good rutting in about one thousand and three years, but that's another story.

When you've made sure that you're all set and ready to go, you cast the spell to make you enter the dream world. You're then transported to a white space with doors everywhere.

"Ah, how we love being here." you say to yourself. You're no longer lonely because you have literally everypony in Equestria to visit at night.

Oh, look! Another nightmare! A door that you can hear moans of pain from outside of it. Occasionally, you hear the door being bumped on as something rams into it from time to time. It's time to go see what hidden meaning is in this one. As you look closer at it, you're unsure of who it belongs to. You decide to look into it. You're always prepared to see the unexpected, because you've pretty much seen everything there is to see.

You open the door, to find a pony... oh my. You see a pony forcing herself on that Anonymous fellow that was transported here by accident a while back.

"No! I'm not a horse fucker! Don't do this!" screams Anon as he's backing away from the mare. You slightly cringe at the curse, but you continue to look on.

"Come on, Anon! Give me your hot monkey dick!" says the pony, who you notice is in a guard's uniform. The uniform is like one found in Ponyville's prison. Now that you think of it, you're seeing Anon in a prison cell! This makes no sense!

"Good thing I have my concealed carry permit!" says Anon. He reaches behind his back, but it seems like time has slowed down for him in particular.

"Haha! You can't escape me now. I injected something in you from the first time we met. Now you're all mine." says the pony.

"Oh no, shit shit shit shit what am I going to do?" says Anon.

You resist the urge to back out of the door and just walk away from all the cursing, but then you notice that this wasn't a nightmare at all. You can feel the sexual tension between Anon and the pony. Heck, the atmosphere didn't even have a gloomy, daunting nightmare vibe to it. D-did Anon have a rape fetish?

"O-oh my, h-how lewd." you mutter to yourself, quietly. Since there's nothing else to do, you make yourself invisible and just watch to see what happens.

For the next 5 minutes you witness Anon partake in acts that usually only married couples do. You didn't even know there were more than 2 positions! This was incredible! You hoped your sister didn't find out that you may have been touching yourself to this. N-not like you were, anyways. You've always wondered what... Anon looked like.

You wondered why these two have been going at it for 14 minutes and counting. When does it end? It turns out that the tables have turned now that the guardspony was now limp as a rag doll as Anon took total control over her-

"Get out of here stalker." Anon said, looking directly at you. You now feel like you have awoken a beast as he walks over to you, completely naked.

"My hand is now a fist ball. Please look at it's amazing wonders." said Anon as he raised his hand, only for you to find out that there is no hand.

"Anon? Y-you're asleep, you know that, right?" you said, trying to get him to come back. This dream took a turn for the worse as you now realized that your invisibility spell isn't working here. It seems his mind is limiting your powers.

"I AM COMPLETELY AWAKE! SEE, I EVEN HAVE 4 FINGERS TO PROVE IT!" Anon screams as he holds up his arm, which has a human foot poking out of it now.

"Anonymous! Have you gone mad?" you try to say to him, but it seems that he's consoling the pony from earlier.

"Do not worry, he will not get you. I don't promise." he says, occasionally looking back at you with a menacing glare. The pony turned into a literal rag doll at this point.

"Why are you alive? Shouldn't you be dead now?" he says right after some clothes appear on him. "You linger, and I anger. But now I hunger. HA HA HA!"

You now realize that he's trying to catch you now. He lunges for you, and narrowly misses and goes straight through the floor like a ghost. There wasn't even any damage to the floor, he just passed through it like water.

"A-Anon?" you squeak.

"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, PRIVATE?" you hear a voice call out from behind you. This caused you to feel fear for the first time in years. You turn around to find a human, like Anon, but this one is wearing a green uniform.

"H-hello?"

"HELLO WHAT? THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS THAT WILL COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ARE SIR. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?"

"S-sir yes sir!" you say, not realizing that you are being controlled by the dream.

"WHAT WAS THAT? WERE YOU TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT? BECAUSE ALL I HEARD WAS A FART COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! SAY IT LOUDER!"

"SIR, YES SIR!" you shout at your Royal Canterlot Voice.

"LOUDER!"

"SIR, YES SIR!"

"LOUDER!"

"SIIIR, YEEESSS SIIIR!"

"THAT IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT! YOU MAKE ME SICK! GET OUT!"

The mean human grabs you, and then proceeds to throw you through the walls and into the sky. You are now trying to gain muscle control.

Once you've regained control, you extend your wings and start to fly frantically. You needed to get to the exit, fast! You don't know what horrible things lie in here, and that's coming from you, Princess Luna! You fly around, and then you hear weird vrrrr-ing noises. Then you realize that you're in the middle of a crowd of flying metal birds! What makes it worse is that they're making loud boom noises!

You then feel like you got bit in your wing, and as you look to your right wing, you notice that it's riddled with fleshy holes!

"AAAAAGH! OH NO NO NO NO NO, THIS CAN'T BE! I'M SEEING BLOOD!" You scream as you start to fall. How can this be? You've been defeated! You then feel something begin to rise up from your stomach, as a whole fire-hose worth of puke spews out of your mouth.

"WHARRGARBL" is all you manage to get out as you're puking your guts out while you draw closer and closer to the ground.

Then you hear Anon's voice.

"Take this, you sucker for a fucker while your ass is now a pucker!" screams Anon as he comes up from the ground to give you the most painful uppercut in the history of Equestria, right in the marehood.

"Cunt punch! Oorah!" shouts Anon.

You're now lying on the ground, unsure of what your body is leaking, as Anon makes a strange tribal dance to this futuristic music that's playing in the background.

"Daryl Hall and John Oates, mother fucker!" screams Anon right in your face, to make your agony even worse.

All you feel is pain. And suffering. You feel like dying for the first time. But, then you realize that it's just a dream. You weren't feeling any pain to begin with, you're just rolling around on the ground in the middle of a field while Anon dances.

"Get this guy, outa the sky." says Anon as he picks you up and throws you out of his dream.

You wake up with a gasp, as the sudden realization dawns upon you that Anon's dreams are pure chaos! You have never seen the likes of anything close to that your whole life!

You wet your bed. You sigh, get out and take the sheets off to get them cleaned. You can't believe you peed in the bed agai-

"Wait. This isn't our pee! This is..." you trail off. "Oh, horsefeathers."

You are Anon, and you had a good nights rest! You wake up, feeling reinvigorated. You stand up, and salute the non-existing American flag right by your bed. You think you had a pretty good dream, but you can't remember. All you know is that you woke up with another boner and you can't really remember what happened. You then notice Bulk Biceps getting up.

"IT'S TIME TO BE A GOOD BOY TODAY! YEAH!" says Biceps in his ever-so-charming voice.

"You bet it is. I'm going to be at the gym, I need to do some runs." you say.

"AGAIN? BUT... YOU JUST RAN YESTERDAY! YOU SHOULD BE TIRED! YEAH!"

"Yesterday was my warm up." you say, ignoring whatever Bulk Biceps has to say now. Then you hear the intercom flare up.

"Good morning, my little ponies! Today we're going to play some games after recess, so be sure to stick around for that! Other than that, it should be a regular schedule for today." said the intercom pony.

"Games? What games?" you ask Bulk Biceps.

"IT'S GAME DAY? OH YEAH! YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS, ANON! IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!"

You wonder what kinds of games these ponies would be doing. You hope it's nothing too horrifyingly cute or cuddly, but then again you hope for some good ol' classic American dodgeball. You wondered if ponies could even throw a damn ball.

You've been aching for a way to torment these ponies without getting in any extra trouble or having to be bribed for belly rubs.

"Hey, do they make us play dodgeball?" you ask.

"YEAH! IT'S PRETTY LAME THOUGH, EVERYPONY JUST STANDS IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND NOPONY THROWS ANYTHING." says Bulk Biceps. "GOOD THING NOPONY GETS HURT! RUBBER BALLS ARE TOO HEAVY TO THROW, AND THEY'RE SCARY TOO."

You just laugh to yourself. These ponies haven't even thought of getting any foam balls to throw with, you'd assume they'd do that at least. Maybe even make an excuse so nobody gets hurt by a simple ball. You were going to teach these ponies how to work as a team, and you're going to have all the fun while you do it, too.

Author's Notes:

this reminds me of a dream that i had where twilight sparkle and celestia were in a tower and there were platforms

"these platforms are ones made from leftover penises!" twilight said

"wonderful, twilight." said celestia

oh yeah and shrek was on a floor, he was laying eggs with fiona