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Naruto stared at the screen and sighed. Sunset and the others have such exciting different cannons with each different world. But with him, the cannon world settings with no crossovers or different settings like taking place in a cyberpunk world or having advance technology or even 2000's level tech, its all the same thing.

Him being a ninja, him giving up his dreams, him finding another dream instead of a ninja. Which was good but there was only so much his other selves do in the cannon setting. No cars, no tv, no computers, all because of everything having to do with ninjas in some way. The level of technology of his cannon world is always all over the place where there's engines but there aren't any cars and advance medical equipment but nothing else and so on. (1)

Not to mention how while some of the ninjas can take Superman level punches, they still have to duck a throwing weapon aimed at their heads. A knife shouldn't scare someone who can be punch in the face by someone who can and has broken mountains. It's just all the ninjas are as strong as they need to be. (2)

And worst of all, where he marries and has kids, he... takes after his parents.

"Why am I in the cannon setting always seem to be a bad parent like mine were," Naruto said. (3)

"It's like me and how I am with my world. Running away from my clan and all," Kasumi said to him.

"While there are the last male or at least fertile male settings," Sunset said switching to a new world.

On the screen, Naruto is held prisoner by Hinata's clan with her and the other young women of the clan using him as their stud. Naruto in that world had been captured by his girlfriends clan after a plague had cause most of the men in the ninja lands to become sterile with him being the few left. Now he's being kept hidden where he is treated well by Hinata but is still used as a stud for her clan and used to gain more power over the other clans and make deals. Naruto is drug up and been altered to be nothing more than a sex machine.

"Beats me becoming a thing with emo boy," Naruto said hating that pairing.

"Yeah that's disgusting. You can do a whole lot better than emo boy," Trixie said.

"He's just toxic and I can't believe how big he is in those worlds where it's all just a manga," Twilight said.

"He's just too easily forgiven for everything," Captain Planet said. (4)

"Which is why, I go for alternate and crossover worlds," Naruto said.

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1 - The technology of Naruto is inconsistent and mostly is what is needed at the time.

2 - The toughness of ninjas is also inconsistent as they can take Superman level hits one day and the next, trip on something and break their leg. The suspension of disbelief only works so far.

3 - Once the manga with Naruto's son came out and showed that he's a bad parent while Hinata is the good one. Just cause me to lose the spark of writing Naruto stories. His parents cared for others above him, and he's not a good dad to his kids either. Which is why, I lost the spark to write about him.

4 - Have nothing against gays, but come on! Emo boy is just toxic and Naruto can do a whole lot better than him. It's just like the guy who is a bad and beats up women but somehow women fall for that kind of guy.