It was a nice day in ponyville: the birds chirped as they flew around with the local pegasi, unicorns levitated their stuff around, and earth ponies hauling their stuff around. I sat on a table, on the table of where ponies ate at. How fitting, since I've made my first appointment with my first customer ever. I watched in the distance (or, in a pony's case, just a desk away), as I watched what looked like a wonky eyed pegasus mare with a blonde mane & a grey coat, talking with a Caucasian woman that had red hair. I didn't hear much, but I can tell that this woman was most likely a snack like me, and the pegasus was her customer. I watched, sweating a bit, as the pegasus leaned it's head forward, opened it's mouth & grabbed the woman with the front of her teeth (very gently, luckily), allowed the woman's legs to kick for a few moments, slurped her in, tossed her around her mouth, then leaned it's head back and swallowed. The pegasus let out a belch then giggled, looking down at her belly & rubbing it, then got up and walked away like nothing happened. I shook myself out of it, since I knew the ponies couldn't digest us, but this was my first time being eaten by anypony, let alone, being my first time being a snack. I looked around, seeing the ponies going about their day, most of them not even noticing me at all. A lone pegasus approached me: it was a mare (I could tell by the muzzle shape and her eyelashes) with a yellow coat, light blue eyes and a long, pink mane.

"Um... are you Anon?" She asked me, taking a seat on one of the giant stools.

"I am." I replied.

"Oh, right, um... hi, I'm Fluttershy."

"Hello Fluttershy, I'm Anon, as you can recall, and might I say, your eyes are just gorgeous!" She blushed.

"Well... thank you! And you're... um... you look so cute." I chuckled at her compliment. It's been such a time sine anyone, let alone a woman, said I was cute.

"So, are you ready for your snack?"

"Um... no."

"No?"

"I mean, yes. I mean... um... this is... well... um-"

"Oh! This is your first time?"

"...Yes. I've seen ponies swallow your kind before multiple times, and I wasn't sure if I should join. I think it's a bit cruel of us to hunt you, and I cheered for when it was declared that hunting your kind was illegal. But... I'm still a teeny bit curious on how you taste, actually. You've done this before, right?" I scratched the back of my head.

"Well... this... is actually my first time being a snack." She leaned her head towards me, her muzzle nearly touching my skin.

"Really!? So it's both of our first time!?"

"...Looks like it. Your first time being a predator, and my first time being a prey." She giggled.

"I'm not the one to normally say it, but this is exciting!"

"Yeah... it kinda is. You ready?"

"Um... sorta. Can... we do this at my house?" I shrugged my shoulders. Gotta allow them to do their request.

"Sure."

"Oh good! I don't really want anypony to see me like this." I climbed up Fluttershy's snout, then grabbed onto a lock of loose mane & settled in her mane. Truth be told, this was really soft, and there was no dandruff on her head, much to my enjoyment. Fluttershy walked to her home, and I was her ride-a-long.

After a few minutes of walking, Fluttershy made it to her home: it looked like a hut that could be used in either the Hobbit films or Lord of the Rings, but there were animals around, and house had a ramp over a stream. She entered her house, and her interior gave me memories on visiting my grandmother's house. I really would like to explore this place a bit, but I had to become a snack for Ms. Fluttershy. She settled her muzzle down onto a table in her home's kitchen and I slid down, landing on my feet. I turned to her.

"Um... are you sure you want to do this?" She asked "I can, well, pay you and allow you to sleep in my house for tonight."

That would be good. I thought to myself But I can't start off as a snack if I'm not, well, a snack.

"No, no, no," I responded. "It's my job as a snack to make you happy and fill you up a bit."

"Oh... um... okay. Is it alright if... um... I lick you and get a taste?" I extended my arms out.

"Go ahead." She smiled and she opened her mouth. I took a step back as I felt her tongue going from my chest up to my face. It felt really soft on my skin and really wet. I was drenched with saliva and wiped some off me. Fluttershy smacked her lips, then giggled.

"Oh my! Anon, you taste like strawberries!"

"Strawberries?"

Weird, but I'll take it. I thought to myself

"I love strawberries!" She exclaimed

Oh boy! Big money!

"Ah! And this strawberry loves you." I replied. She looked down at me, her eyes drooping halfway, followed by her licking her lips. She grabbed me with her hoof (Not sure how, but I won't question) and gave me another lick, this one a bit slower. I spat out some of the spit that got in my mouth, but I smiled.

"Are you fine being in my stomach?" she asked, smiling at me.

"If any of my friends have survived with no damage, then I can too." She stared at me for a couple of seconds, leaned her head forward, and carefully grabbed me with her teeth. I looked the inside of her mouth: not only was the tongue right below me, the end going up & licking my chin & chest area, but I saw the rows of super clean, white molars that could easily crush me, saliva dripping from the roof of the mouth, and the hole that was her throat, blowing warm wind at my face & slightly moving her uvula. She slurped me in, and I was soon tossed around her mouth. I saw her mouth going up & down, as she wasn't necessarily trying to chew me up into pieces, but was in love with my taste! I heard her giggle & moan with me inside, making the place shake. The mouth then stopped for a few moments, and I was staring & a few inches away from her throat. Fluttershy took a deep breath, tilted her head backwards, making me slide into her throat, and I heard a loud "GULP!" I was swallowed, and, though the throat muscles were tight, they weren't constricting at all, so I was able to breath, heard Fluttershy's muffled giggles & her heart beating, and watched as I went into her stomach. After a few moments, the throat opened up and I saw the fleshy prison that was Fluttrshy's stomach. With one push, gravity took over and I fell into her stomach. I was greeted with saliva in my face & really soft flesh around me, the faint heartbeat of Fluttershy, the added gurgling of her stomach, and the muffled giggling of Fluttershy. I sat right up and wiped the saliva on my face, sitting up & against Fluttershy's stomach wall Her stomach was about as tall & big as an average living room, giving me enough space to walk around in if I wanted to. I felt Flutteshy place her hoof right behind me, making me nudge a bit forward, and she rubbed her belly, feeling satisfied with me.

"Are you alright in there?" She asked, still muffled, but satisfied.

"Yeah." I replied "It's really warm in here."

"Too warm?"

"Nah. Warm enough."

"Oh... alright." The stomach shook a bit, making me brace myself for something bad! The stomach made itself tighter, as Flutterhsy belched. We both chuckled together. "Sorry about that."

"It's no problem. Kinda cute, actually." She giggled a bit, shaking me a bit

"Thank you! And you actually tickle in there."

"Wait... so you mean like this?" I stuck my hand out and touched Fluttershy's stomach wall. The place shook as she giggled.

"Yes! That tickles!!!"

"Oh really?" I then used both of my hands and began to tickle the stomach walls! "TICKLE ATTACK!!!" Flutterhsy fell to the floor, laughing out loud as I tickled her! I was tossed around with her, but I continued on with my tickle torture for a few more minutes. I'm pretty sure that if I were to do this in public, most ponies and people would think she's crazy, or, hopefully, they knew that she had a human inside her, tickling her stomach walls.

We both took a deep breath, as I stopped and laid on my back, Fluttershy most likely doing the same.

"Anon?" She asked me.

"Yeah?" I replied

"Thank you for being my snack. You are so nice to me, and fun to have as well."

"Thank you."

"How about some nice tea before we go to bed? I'll let you out in the morning."

"Sounds good." I feel fluttershy getting up and walking to do something. After a few minutes of waiting, I was greeted with lukewarm tea falling onto me making the warm place feel slightly warmer. I then felt Fluttershy rolling herself into a ball, and, in a foe short minutes, I heard her breath lightly with her heart slowing down a bit. I yawned as well, to where I laid down on the stomach floor, listening to the soft gurgles of her stomach, the beat of her heart, and her slow breathing. I must say, my first time being a snack was actually really good, and it'll get better as time goes on.

Shortly, after Fluttershy woke up, I felt the stomach shaking, causing me to wake up. I felt myself back in Fluttershy's throat, but I was now going up. My head peeked out of her throat first, and I saw her mouth opening & closing with daylight showing outside. Fluttershy then burped me out, and I rolled onto the grassy floor, covered in her saliva. I looked up to her and she looked down at me. She turned around and dropped a large bag (Well, to me, it was small for her) near me that made a 'ching' noise upon impact to the floor.

"There you go," She said to me with a sweet smile "This may have been both yours and my first time doing this, but I wanted to thank you so much for that experience! This has one hundred bits, so I hope that's enough."

100 BITS!?!?!? I yelled internally. Most snacks would get at least ten to twenty bits, twenty five to fifty if it's a rich pony, and above all if it's royalty.

"...Yes!" I replied, getting up onto my feet. I walked to the large bag of money that stood much taller than me.

"Oh dear!" she giggled "I think it's too heavy for you. Do you need me to-"

"Don't worry!" A voice yelled from behind. "We can help!" I turned around and, there with some other people from the village, was my best friend Matt. Matt was a skinny guy, nearly like a twig with very curly, blonde hair. I can safely say that he was a real dork in every way, making a lot of Sci-Fi and Fantasy references from many books & videogames. He has never been swallowed in his twenty years, and he & I were one of the luckier ones that didn't sent out to collect food during those hunted years. Surprisingly, despite never really meeting any other pony beside the local princess, Twilight Sparkle, he shows a great interest in these ponies and wishes to study them, since, despite being huge & thinking we're delicious, they act a lot, perhaps even better than us, in a lot of ways. Matt had some of the village's stronger people come and help him.

"We got this." I told Fluttershy.

"Alright," she replied before nuzzling me "perhaps some time next week?"

"Actually, I have a little request from you."

"A request?"

"Nothing too serious, but is it alright if you tell your friends about me? You can use our experience as an example."

"Tell.. my friends? Hm... alright! I'm sure they'll love your taste as I did!"

"I hope so."

"Bye-Bye!" She turned around, flapped her wings, and flew away. Despite me being swallowed by her, I felt that she was really innocent. I turned to my friend Matt, who gave me a disgusted.

"What?"

"You're covered in slobber." He replied. I looked down and saw that I was still covered in Fluttershy's drool.

"Yeah... I see that."

"You better get home and shower then. We're gonna make sure you hard earned money goes back to your house."

"Thanks. For you, and the others, I guess you all can take two bits with you."

"Sounds fair."

Before we go any furthur, I guess I should tell you about my home. Like I said, it's a village, but it's in the center of Ponyville's park, so we get a lot of visits from the ponies here. Many of us who were eaten by a pony are dropped off at what we call "The Burp-imeter", or the perimeter around the village where ponies burp us out. Other ponies that haven't swallowed anyone are welcomed to talk with us, perhaps even allow a few children to pet them, but the most occupied building ponies go to is a rebuilding business building in which us Snacks make deals with different ponies, though it's more or less like "We have this guy available in two days, where would you like to meet him?". In this village, most of us got our own house already, some of which were made by the ponies as a gift for us, while others were hand built by us. We're not the biggest village around, but we're still growing as we're building schools, new homes, and, something that got me excited, a movie theater!

I made it to my house and the guys that helped me received their two bits, though Matt stuck with me as I went in to take my shower. Don't worry, he didn't wait for me IN the bathroom, but he was in my living room, reading some of my books. I came out with new clothes on (a simple T-Shirt and shorts) and came out to see Matt reading the book of "Jurassic Park".

"So," he said, dropping the book and looking at me. "How was it being a snack?"

"It was... different." I replied "Felt a bit scared at first, but Fluttershy was just as nervous as I was, and I guess that calmed both of us down. You should try it yourself sometime, perhaps with Twilight Sparkle."

"Ha! You wish. The only thing Twilight has done that was close to what you went through was a simple kiss to my head and she showed no sign of wanting to eat me." I then got an evil idea as soon as he said that.

"Oh really? Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure!"

"When did you receive this kiss?"

"Hm... about five days ago."

"And what happened after that? Did it have something to do with the fact that you were gone for those nights?"

"...Kinda. Look, Princess Twilight and I are good friends; three days ago, she asked me to scratch behind her ears, two days ago, she asked me to rub her belly, and yesterday, she had me as her personal teddy bear as she slept."

"So I take it she teleported you back here in the morning?"

"Pretty much. Everyone told me that you made yourself a snack, so I was able to get those guys to help us."

"And you're not even the slightest bit curious if she thought you were tasty?"

"Uh... no. The only thing she told me is that she want's to see what's protecting us from their digestive enzymes, not as a way to kill us, but to learn about us."

"Well... if she needs a live subject, I'm open."

"ALREADY!? But what about breakfast?"

"Oh... right. Want Cereal?"

"I don't see why not."

After eating some good old cereal, Matt and I traveled to Twilight's castle. I don't know Twilight on a personal level, but I've heard about many of her adventures with her friends and, one that made me think of Dragon Ball Z, was the way how she and Tirek battled each other. It wasn't hard to locate her home, a huge castle made out of crystals, but with our size, it took quite a while for us to travel over there. Were it not for the helpful hoof of some ponies on their way to a place area around the castle, then it may have taken us all day, or two, just to get to Twilight's castle. We climbed up a flight of stairs (god I hate stairs) that were built into the castle's door and we both bushed on the giant button at the top, ringing a doorbell. We waited for a few moments.

"Coming!" a woman's voice spoke, followed by the loud booms of feet. The doorbell moved back a bit, and we were greeted with a purple unicorn mare's face. her mane was sorta a dark blue- violet mix with a single purple stripe and a magenta stripe, and her eyes were a darker shade than her coat. She smiled at us.

"Hello, Matt!" She said in a cheerful voice "Back again so soon? Who's this with you?"

"Twilight," Matt spoke "This is Anon. Anon, this is Twilight."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Princess Twilight Sparkle." I greeted with a bow, then looked up to her. She blushed a bit.

"Please," she replied "call me Twilight." She turned to Matt. "Matt! I think I may have a reason why our kind can survive within us!"

"Really!?" Matt asked.

"Yeah! Come on!" Her horn glowed and we were both taken away to her laboratory. Again, like Flutterhsy's house, I wanted to explore this place for a bit, but, I'm pretty sure I'm just going to end up as a snack to this pony. This time, however, I won't be so alone. We were both placed on the table together, surrounded with some scientific mathematics & some drawings of a generic pony with a generic human in many poses, including written things over each ranging including "Indigestible?", "Magic spell?", "Acids not strong enough?".

"So?" I asked to Twilight "Researching us?"

"Of course." She replied "Your kind really fascinate me: not only are you all so small, and you do eat meat, but your kind is so much like ours!"

"I thought of the same thing!" Matt replied. I turned away as I looked through a journal, reading some of Twilight's discoveries.

"Yo too as well!?"

"Yeah! The way we raise our young-"

"The way we become friends with each other-"

"Our question on what is life about-"

"The way we try to find love."

"And how delicious Matt is." I interrupted.

"WHAT!?!?!?" They both yelled in unison.

"This was five days ago, Matt. It's been a long time, and I wasn't sure if I should or shouldn't, but I gave my little human friend a little kiss on his head. Just my lips touching his head brought me a taste of chocolate and, though I really wanted to, I had to control myself from swallowing, as I feared I'd make him-"

"STOP!!!" Twilight yelled. She took her journal away and threw it halfway across the room. Matt's jaw dropped and he stared at Twilight.

"Is this true?" he asked. Twilight nervously smiled and sweated a bit.

"Um... well... you see... uh-"

"You used to hunt humans, didn't you?" I asked with a smirk. She dropped her face onto the table, shaking the place with us on it. She took her face up and tears fell down her face.

"IT'S TRUE!!! I USED TO EAT HUMANS!!!"

"What!?" Matt yelled "Why!? Why didn't you tell me you used to eat humans!?"

"... I had to control myself for such a long time, Matt. I've never had a taste of humans for over six months. SIX MONTHS!!! It felt like forever, Matt, and, when you came along, I figured I had full full control of myself, and... well.. I actually think... you're really cute."

"...I'm cute?"

"Yes!!! I kissed you to not get a taste of you, but because... well... I actually loved you."

"...you did?"

"Look at you!" I said, walking to him and placing my right hand on his shoulder, shaking him a bit. "I knew you two would be perfect! Two eggheads together!"

"But... what about the other stuff, Twilight?"

"Those?" she asked "Well... I had to let you be home that entire day, but everything else is because Spike isn't around to help me because he's busy in Canterlot. You are so small, and just feeling you climb me was funny, but really relaxing as soon as you massaged my ears, rubbed my belly, and, well, you were great as my own teddy bear. But... even then... I still remembered your taste, Matt. I'm... sorry for not telling you that."

"...Twilight. I didn't-"

"Your prayers have been answered!" I interrupted.

"ANON!!!"

"W-what do you mean?" Twilight stammered.

"I'm a snack." I replied with a smile. Her ears perked and she lowered her head to me.

"Y-you're a snack!?"

"Yep! Guaranteed snack for your amusement! AND MATT will be joining me!"

"WHAT!?!?!?" Matt yelled.

"Really!?!?!?" Twilight asked, giving us both a hungry stare. "I-I've never had a snack at all! They're always so busy that I've never had one at all!"

"You planned on eating a human!?" Matt asked in shock.

"Well... yeah. After I kissed you, I booked for a snack to come to my castle as soon as possible."

"And when would one be available?" I asked

"...Three weeks."

"Dang! Well Matt, you ready to satisfy your lover?"

"WHAT!?" He yelled "You can't be-"

"I am. Twilight?"

"FINALLY!!!" She yelled. Her horn glowed and I was lifted above her open mouth. I levitated over her mouth for a few seconds, then I fell.

"GERONIMO!!!" I landed inside the Alicorn's mouth, heard Twilight muffling to herself in happiness, and I was tossed around her mouth, now being drenched in her saliva. I'm not really sure, but I felt Twilight lower her head, not in a way that told me she was going to swallow me, but looked down at Matt. He head rose a bit, and her mouth parted open again. I turned myself around, and, beside seeing the back of her teeth & her tongue, Matt entered. Matt had a super frightened look on his face as he was placed onto her tongue. Her mouth close and we were both tossed around, both of us occupying one of her cheeks.

"...Anon?" Matt said.

"Yeah?" I replied.

"...I hate you so much."

"Just wait until she swallows."

"Swallows?"

"You forgot? Twilight?"

"Hmm Hm." We heard Twilight said, her voice muffling, the area shaking, but I can tell she said 'Okay'. Her tongue tossed Matt onto the middle of her tongue, then me. Matt slid into her throat, feet first. He panicked and grabbed onto my arms, as I stared down into her throat.

"ANON!!!" He yelled in fear "Don't let go!!!" I smiled.

"Don't worry." I replied. Twilight lifted her head backwards and we were both swallowed. Matt whimpered as Twilight's throat muscles pulled both of us down into her stomach. I released Matt as I saw her throat open to reveal her stomach. Matt fell to the stomach floor first, then I did, though I had to stand right up. Matt looked at his new environment, watching the stomach slowly move around with some saliva dripping from the roof, and hearing the stomach growl, her steady heartbeat, & Twilight's own giggling to herself.

"Thank you both so much," Twilight's muffled voice said to both of us. "I needed that so bad!" She rubbed her belly with her hoof, moving the stomach a bit. Matt walked to where Twilight was rubbing her belly and placed his hand on the stomach wall. The place shook as Twilight giggled to herself. Matt couldn't help but smile.

"Your welcome." He replied "It feels rather nice in here."

"You mean it?"

"I do, Twilie." She giggled again.

"That's what my brother calls me!"

"Yeah... Shining Armor."

"You two can have your talk," I said, walking to the other side and lying on my back "but I'm going to have my nap."

"Really?" Matt asked

"It's no problem," Twilight said with a yawn." I'm actually tired myself."

"...alright Twi, we'll take a nap." The place shook as Twilight walked to her bed, making Matt fall to the stomach floor. I, of course, fell right to sleep as she unintentionally rocked us both. Twilight then rolled into a ball on her bed, then she began to sleep. I occasionally opened my eyes, seeing Matt struggle to stay awake, before he too fell to the floor, fast asleep like me. Since Twilight was a princess, I made myself open for her, and I dragged Matt into this, It's best that I made my service free. Who knows, she'll probably tip me big time.      

Very much like Fluttershy, Twilight burped Matt and I out, though we both landed near Matt's home. Twilight giggled and gave us both a nudge with her muzzle to help us get up.

"I like to thank you both for being my snacks." She said to us, then turned to me. "Thank you for helping both of us, Anon. What is your price?"

"It's free." I replied

"Free!? Oh no, I have to pay you!"

"I can see that, but since there was no real appointment and, I'm sorry buddy, I dragged Matt into this, and, since you're a princess, it's all free."

"Will you accept anything, then?"

"...Tips are fine." She sighed with relief.

"Oh good. I'll tip you really well then!" She turned to Matt "And I hope we can do this again real soon, Matt."

"...being your snack?" he asked. Twilight leaned down and gave Matt a lick across his face. She shuddered to herself and her tongue hung out of her mouth as she let out a sigh of relief, blowing both Matt and my hair back a bit.  

"Oh yes! Want to do it tonight? I'm having spaghetti... and you can be the meatball on top." Matt's eyes widened and he turned to me.

"Your choice." I said "It's a free meal, even you are with the meal." He turned back to Twilight.

"Uh... sure." he replied. Twilight bounce up & down a bit, making the entire place shake, but she cheered in happiness.

"Tonight at Five!?" She asked, her muzzle making Matt fall down and her eyes nearly touching his skin.

"...How about 5:30?" He asked.

"5:30 it is!" She rose her head and turned to me. "Where do you live?"

"I'll show you." I replied. I turned to walk to my home, but I was levitated upwards. My feet landed in her mouth, and her teeth carefully held me by my chest. Jeez, she really loved our taste, wanted to spend as much time with our taste as possible.

"Hyou hchan hea hus." She muffled out 'You can lead us'. I groaned to myself but smiled anyways. I patted her bottom lip and pointed.

"Alright, princess, just walk forward and avoid the people."

"Hahigh, ih hoo hay ho." She walked ahead, looking down at my barely pointing finger and avoiding crushing anyone.

It wasn't a long walk for me to get to Matt's home, but it was made much shorter thanks to Twilight, even if she has in her mouth and is licking my feet to get a good taste of me. Hate to admit it, but it took me all of my energy to not laugh; her tongue was very ticklish. We arrived in my house and she dropped me off. I looked up to her and she turned around, dropping a bag of bits near me.

"There you go," she said to me "that has at least eighty bits in it, enough for you, right?"

GOD DAMN!!! I yelled inside I'M GONNA MAKE IT RAIN!!!

"Oh yeah!" I replied with a smile. "This'll be really good!"

"I'm glad to see you like it. And here's a little something extra."

MORE BITS!?!?!? I asked inside

"What is it?" I asked. She leaned down and gave me a kiss to my head. I looked inside her mouth a bit, only to be greeted with her tongue licking my hair for a bit. Her mouth opened and I looked right up to her, feeling my now sticky & wet head.

"What I'll be giving to Matt tonight." she replied with a smile. "Though he's going to have sauce on his head. Bye Anon!" She turned and walked away.

"...Bye." I replied, a bit blank faced.

Did she really french kiss my head? I asked to myself. I shook myself back into reality and went to take my shower.

I really wasn't sure why, but I took my shower with my underwear on. As I took my shower, I heard a small creak, followed by cool wind rushing in, giving me the goosebumps.

I had to close the door, I thought to myself Or did I leave a window open? Then I heard giggling.

"I'm liking what I'm seeing." a woman's voice said from above. I looked right above and jumped a bit, but grumbled to myself in anger. Standing with the roof slightly open was a familiar mint green unicorn with golden eyes, and a more paler green & white mane.

"Lyra!!!" I yelled in anger "Knock next time!!!"

"Oh Anon, you are so cute when you're angry!"

It's true, really, that I am in fact, friends with a giant unicorn, and it's even more amazing on how we meet. I won't give away too much on where I used to live, but it's in the south western parts of the United States and I was in a small town. As everyone knows, every single one of us with nearly everything we used was taken away to Equestria, but where we landed all varies. I myself was stuck in my own house, and I was all alone in what the ponies here call the Everfree Forest. I won't bore with all the details of what I did, but when you're basically a hermit for almost an entire year and the only people you talk to were travelers going from one area to another in which we mostly traded food, it gets really boring. That all changed, however, when a bunch of bandits came along one night. I was sitting alone in my house, when I heard some knocking on my door.

"Hello?" I asked, getting up "Who's there?"

"Help!!!" A man yelled "Open the door!!! THEY'RE AFTER US!!!"

"Who!? Who's after you guys!?"

"BANDITS!!! Quick!!! Open the door!!! Open or else we're all dead!!!" Foolishly, I believed them, and I was introduced to a double gauge shotgun to my face. The man holding the shotgun had four other men right behind, all wearing ski masks.  

"... I'm an idiot."

"That you are. Tie him up and search the house! There's gotta be something good." Two of the men grabbed me and dragged me out of my house. I tried to fight them back, but with a quick punch to my face, I stopped, and the two tied my arms together. While the moon light & the night's beauty would be the last things I saw, the real thing I saw was a silhouette of some creature. I couldn't really tell, but it's head was turned to me, and it watched me as I stared back at it, mesmerized by both the size & beauty it looked, thought I was brought back into the now as the bandits picked me up and placed me on my knees.

"Don't you move anywhere!" One of the two spoke

"Do it, and we'll blow your brains out!" The other added. A snap of some twigs caught their attention, followed by some birds flying away. The two guys looked at each other for a few moments. My heart began to beat hard.

"I'll check it out. Probably nothing bad I can't handle." He walked ahead into the forest. After a few moments of silence, he screamed, but it was cut off! The other man pulled out a pistol.

"Johnny!? This better not be a joke!!!" I watched ahead and saw a blob, ghostly looking green aura glowing in the distance! The man's hands began to glow green as well. He panicked and, I wasn't sure at the time, but it seemed that he threw it to the side on purpose. He began to glow the green aura around him and, in less than a second, he was pulled away, screaming, but also cut off! I watched in horror as I saw the silhouette of the creature had the silhouette of the man in it's mouth, craned it's head backwards, and swallowed the man whole! I began to panic, falling to my back and I kicked myself back to my home! The door opened and the three bandits exited.

"What the-!?" The leader of them asked "Where the hell is Johnny and Dave!?"

"He must know where they're at!" one of the two bandits said, pointing at me. The leader grabbed me by my shirt and lifted me up.

"What did you do to them!?"

"Me!?" I asked "I didn't do anything! My hands are tied up! See!?" He looked down and saw my hands were tied up.

"I'll give you that, but where on earth did those two go!?"

"If I tell you, will I be free?"

"Depends on your answer."  

"Um... well... there's a monster out there!!!"

"A monster!?"

"A monster!" He stared at me for a bit, then punched me across the face. I fell to the floor, feeling a large ache across my jaw and my vision became blurry. He came down and kicked me in my gut.

"A monster came along and took my boys away? That's your answer!?" Another kick "What did this 'monster' look like!?  Was it huge, had razor sharp claws, and had teeth that can slice anything!?"

"Um... boss," one of the bandits spoke "I think he doesn't know."

"What did you say!?"

"What I'm saying is that maybe our boys were taken away, but not by a literal monster, but one of those-" Another snap of twigs caught our attention. I coughed and dragged myself away. The boss grabbed me and placed a pistol to my head.

"Trying to run from us, eh? Well, how about you talk to this 'monster', or else I'll-"

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!" A woman's voice yelled. The bandits turned around and looked ahead.

"A woman!?" the other of the two spoke.

"Oi!" The boss yelled "Come out here so we can meet a real lass!!!" Heavy footsteps were felt, shaking the floor beneath us! Exiting out of the shadows was something that would've made me laugh before, but due to the size of it and it stared at us angrily made me tremble: A giant, mint green unicorn. Silence fell as we stared at this creature and it stared at us back. It's huge tongue came out and it licked it's lips.

OH GOD!!! I yelled inside It eats humans!!!

"OH SHIT!!!" The boss yelled "RU-" His voice was cut off as the unicorn opened it's mouth and lunged at the boss, catching him in it's mouth! I watched, sweating hard and on the verge of hyperventilation as the unicorn tossed the man into the air, stood on it's hind legs, opened it's mouth wide, and the boss fell into it's mouth, making it shut it's mouth & swallowed him whole. I shut my eyes tight & curled into a ball, and I heard the other two bandits run for their lives! The unicorn leap towards them, missing me, and all I could hear was them their screaming being cut off, followed by a loud 'gulp' for both, and followed a belch. The ground shook as the unicorn walked towards me, and I began to sweat hard, pour tears from my eyes, had flashbacks of my past on what I wish I did, and shivered like crazy. It lowered it's head to me and took deep whiffs of me, blowing warm air from nostrils. The ground shook really hard as I felt the humongous unicorn sit down on all four, and I momentarily jumped from it. I looked up to the unicorn and it looked down at me, smiling.

"Hi!" it said in that woman's voice. I was too dumbstruck to reply. I was in between a rock & a hard place, or in this case, death by bandits or death by giant unicorn, and it seemed the latter was chosen for me. I could only get a horrible image of it doing horrible things to me from crushing me with it's marshmallow looking hooves, chewing me into small, bloody bits, or swallowing me whole to be painfully digested in it's stomach along with the other bandits. I was snapped out of it when I saw it's face going towards me & it's mouth opening. I flinched and curled into a ball.

"P-please!" I whimpered "S-spare me!!!" I felt the warm breath exiting the unicorn's mouth, and it's teeth touching my hands. I didn't feel any pain whatsoever, and I soon felt my arms were free. I got up and moved my arms freely, then turned to the unicorn, who spat out whatever was left of the rope.

"Better?"

"Y-yeah." It's horn glowed and I was lifted towards it's face. I screamed for a few moments, but stopped as I slowly drifted towards one of it's cheeks. It placed me on it's hoof and it's head began to nuzzle me for a bit.  

"Shh, don't worry, you're safe." I couldn't believe it: this unicorn really did save my life!!! I carefully extended my right hand and placed it on it's cheek. Her huge eye opened and it looked down at me, making me feel so inferior, but uplifting as I saw the bottom of it's eyes go up, making her eye look like an upside down crescent moon, almost as if it's to signal that it's happy. It's horn glowed and I was placed right in front of it right near where I was at.

"Y-you saved me."

"That I did. I saw what those men were going to do to you, and I couldn't have them kill you."

"So... you ate them?"

"Well... yeah, I did. Tasty little guys. Though, I can say that with every human I've come across." I froze and backed up a bit. "Don't worry. I'm actually pretty stuffed right now, and I don't want you to get hurt by those guys if I swallow you." My curiosity just rose.

"Wait... they're... still alive?" It tilted it's head to the right, reminding me a lot of a dog.

"Well... yeah they're alive. Who do you ask?"

"Um... you see... if you eat something, it's digested, and whatever's in there becomes whatever your body needs." It giggled to itself.

"Oh! I see what you mean! Nah, that's not how it works here. I think there may be a spell around your kind that protects you, or it's perhaps you're just that resistant, but you'll still be alive and well inside. In fact, nothing really happens in there, you'll just be in there, making us feel full. If it did harm you, then we would stop, for we value every life here in Equestria, no matter how big, how small, and, in your kind's case, how tasty you are."

"...Equestria?"

"This whole land. Come on, I'll tell you along the way." It extended it's right hoof towards me, almost as if to shake my hand. "My name's Lyra, by the way." I cautiously reached out, grabbed her hoof, and tried to shake it as with anyone back home.

"Anon." Lyra's horn glowed and I was lifted up & placed into her mane, right near her horn. It continued to glow, and my house was lifted in her glow. Surprising, nothing broke at all.

"Come on! I'll take you to the village in Ponyville! We'll meet each other soon enough... perhaps even sooner when you're sent out and we have a chase."

"Thanks." I deadpanned, having an image of Lyra chasing me, then catching me with a pounce before swallowing me.

"I'm kidding! I'll be sure to leave you alone, Anon. Any group members, not very likely." Silence fell.

"Hey Lyra?"

"Yeah?"

"What were you doing out here anyways?"

"That... well... I won't lie, I was hunting you."

"Hunting me?"

"Something we ponies love to do to you humans now! Find a target, hide for a while, and when they least expect it, pounce and swallow!"

"... So I guess I'm lucky that those guys came along?"

"You and me both!"

And thus was the beginning of a very unlikely friendship. Lyra dropped me & my house off at the village, the people were fascinated in my story, and Lyra visited on a weekly basis, usually with stories on who she ate and pointed to me where they're at. It was weird, but then again, my career of choice was weird too.

I got out of my house in full clothes, seeing Lyra stand near my house.

"Why are you here, Lyra?" I asked.

"Well," she said with a smirk, slowly moving towards me "I've heard, from a particular pegasus, that you are now a snack."

"Yeah." She lowered her head to me, her muzzle nearly touching me.

"And that you have made the princess feel satisfied along with your friend."

"Uh-huh." She turned her head to the side, her huge eye looking at me and also nearly touching me.

"And that you do... requests?"

"...Want me to be your snack?"

"And you are correct! When are you open? I know you're busy with a lot of stuff, but I want to-"

"Today." Her ears perked up, as she sat right up.

"Did... you say... today?"

"I did. I'm not getting requests, so I'm open for anything." She stared at me for a few moments, then her horn glowed and I was brought to her face.

"You know, ever since we've meet, I've always wondered what you taste like."

"And you will. Just, not here, okay?"

"Already ahead of you." Lyra turned around and walked to her home, still having me in her magic.

Lyra and I entered her home. She turned me around, smiled, and gave me a quick lick across my face, then she moaned to herself about how good I tasted.

"Oh Anon," she said "I have longed for this day! You really are a great friend!"

"And so are you, Lyra." I replied with a smile "No go on, I'm not gonna fill you up if we talk longer."

"I'll agree to that." She opened her mouth and tossed me inside. Her mouth closed and she started to toss me around her mouth, playiong with me inside her mouth. I was able to keep myself still in her mouth and, as a way to make her fell happier, I caressed the tip of her tongue. She stopped and moaned to herself, relaxing herself as I massaged the tip of her tongue with my hands. Of course, I wanted her to have fun, so I grabbed her tongue and wiped it over my face & head! She started to laugh at what I was doing, her mouth opening wide and her tongue sticking out with me on it, holding on to it for dear life. The door opened behind us and we stopped.

"Lyra?" another woman's voice spoke "What are you doing?" Lyra turned around, and I was greeted with her best friend, Bon Bon. Bon Bon stared at Lyra, then she looked at me with a surprised look. "Is that another human?" Lyra slurped me in her mouth and placed me underneath her tongue.

"Bon Bon," Lyra spoke, her mouth vibrating and making me bounce every time her mouth opened. "you know how much I love the taste of humans!"

"I know you do." Bon Bon's voice was heard, though muffled. "And I respect you for it, but why do you enjoy doing it?"

"Hold on, you've never had the taste of human before!?"

"Duh! I never want to! They're so small, so skittish, and... well... just weird in a lot of ways, especially those 'snacks'! Who really wants to sell themselves as something we can eat when they can have one of their jobs in... um.... uh-"

"You have no idea, do you?"

"... the point is this! They're weird and there's no way I'll do it!" Lyra's head lowered. Her head then rose and she walked to Bon Bon.

"Are you sure about that?"

"Yes, Lyra. Do I need to remind you on what I said?"

"No, Bon Bon. But, you know, there's a first in everything."

"I know there is... but... I know... I... shouldn't."

"Relax... he won't make a sound." Lyra's tongue placed my back into the open rather than in under her tongue. Her mouth opened, but rather than seeing light, Another mouth opened with another tongue opening. I then realized that the two were kissing each other, and I was the literal middle man in all of this. Lyra's tongue pushed me forward and I landed on Bon Bon's tongue. The two mare moaned together, and both tongues slathered me with their saliva. Bon Bon't tongue gripped me and Lyra's allowed me to be captured. Lyra moved backwards, as I saw the light entering. My feet were in Bon Bon's mouth, and the mare stared at me in complete surprise, but then her eyes drooped halfway. Her tongue began to tickle my feet, and it took all of my inner strength to not laugh at all.

"Go on," Lyra said "he won't hurt you." Bon Bon followed and slurped me inside her mouth. She let out some moans as well, and I was tossed around her mouth. I did the same for Lyra and massaged Bon Bon's tongue, though I did it more slowly and she made her tongue go up to the roof of her mouth, not necessarily crushing me, but holding me in place. Her mouth opened again, and Lyra's tongue entered, both going for another kiss and Lyra attempting to drag me back inside. Both Lyra and Bon Bon really wanted me to be their snack, and they both had a small tug-of-war with me as their prize, but they both giggled at what they were doing, causing me to chuckle with them. Lyra won and I was dragged back into her mouth.

"No fair," Bon Bon's muffled voice said in a sultry tone. "He was actually tasty."

"M-Hmm." Lyra replied in a hum. I was tossed around in her mouth again, but now I faced the back of her front teeth. She leaned her head down and her mouth slightly opened, making me fall like a plank of wood, but only my head exiting her lips. Bon Bon lied down on her back and Lyra soon sat on all fours. Lyra's mouth opened wide and she gently grabbed me by my feet with her teeth, and Bon Bon opened her mouth, letting out a long 'Ahh', waiting for me. Lyra lowered me into Bon Bon's mouth, as the other mare's tongue went out and made itself into a curved ramp for me to fall into. Lyra soon released me and I slid into the back of Bon Bon's throat, looking at the muscles opening & closing, waiting for me to enter. Bon Bon's mouth closed, and I was swallowed, going down into her stomach head first. Her stomach opened and I slid down onto my back into Bon Bon's stomach, hearing her stomach growling around me, hear heartbeat, and Bon Bon's own blissful sigh. The stomach shifted, as Bon Bon got up a bit, and 'ceiling' soon came down, as I could see something bigger that a hoof falling into place. It didn't take a genius to know that this was Lyra, gently placing her head on her marefriend's belly.

"Thank you so much, Lyra." Bon Bon's muffled voice spoke "He was so delicious."

"Told you," Lyra's more muffled voice replied "Think you want to try  getting yourself a snack?"

"...Perhaps later. I'm feeling... rather tired."

"Yeah... humans tend to do that to us." Bon Bon fell to her back and turned to her right side. In a few moments, she fell asleep. I wasn't quite sure, but I can guess that both Lyra & Bon Bon were cuddling with each other in their sleep together.

"...That was sexy." I commented to myself.

I prepared myself with my shower, getting ready for my date with Twilight Sparkle, even if I am part of her meal. It felt really weird in getting rid of Twilight's saliva all over me while taking the shower, but I guess I'll get used to this whenever I'm with her now. It was really weird being a snack for Twilight, even stranger by the fact it's my first time being swallowed whole by a pony, but I guess Anon helped me get rid of my fear of being hunted by something, even if I do hate him for that moment. While I know I'd be lonely inside Twilight's stomach, I guess it's not so bad by the fact that I'm inside my love and, well, I'd still have some things to eat, even if they were chewed by the Alicorn herself. I know, it's a bit disgusting, but I'm sure there's going to be a noodle that hasn't been chewed and covered in Twilight's spit.

I waited for a few hours, putting on a nice suit and waited for a few moments. Loud & Heavy footsteps were heard outside, then stopped outside. The roof above me slightly opened and I saw the happy face of Twilight Sparkle herself

"Hello, Matt!" she greeted herself with a smile. I nervously chuckled and smiled back.

"Hi, Twilight." I replied.

"Come on out when you're ready. I'll be ready for our first date."

"D-date!?"

"Of course! Thought you're going in here, I'd like us to both know each other much better than just friends. Hope you're ready!" The roof closed. I nervously swallowed and walked out of the front door. I turned to see Twilight, only to see her in a dress that made my heart warm up. Her mane was caressed differently to make it seem as if she had a bun, but she wore a light blue dress with an orange ribbon around her waist area, decorated with a necklace that had a large yellow flower & dark blue petals in a darker blue circle, followed by smaller one around. I couldn't help it, but she was so dreamy.

"You... beautiful." I spoke like Tarzan. She giggled at my remark.

"And you are a handsome man yourself." She replied. She extended her hoof out and made it's flat-side present to me "Come on, I'm not going to carry you in my magic as some sort of toy, now are we?" I shook my head and hopped onto her hoof. She lifted her hoof and she muzzled me. "Let's go; I know a nice restaurant we can go to."

"R-restaurant? I thought we were eating at your house."

"I was, but, since Spike isn't home until tomorrow, I think we should go to someplace nice. Plus, I will admit, I'm a pretty bad cook."

"Well... I'm sure if you add me to your recipes, then they'll be worthy of five stars." Twilight giggled again.

"You really are a charmer, aren't you?" She walked with me, balancing my small frame while she walked to the restaurant.

I'm taking a little cue from Anon here, but when we arrived, Twilight was immediately given a seat in a more private area. Inside the restaurant, though I didn't see much, were a bunch of ponies, mostly a stallion & mare on a date, but there were some others that were like Twilight & I (though I'm unsure if they were eaten by their dates) and, right above, reminding me a lot of Ratatouille, were humans on their own date with human waiters. We both took our seat on a table (well... Twilight did, I was given a toy sized chair & table to sit on) and she made the order on Spaghetti & some of their finest wine. Both Twilight and I had a great conversation with each other, sharing more information with each other and some jokes with each other. I can't help it, but I was in love with her, and she was in love with me. She extended her hoof to me, and I reached out to touch her hoof. Love was strange, and even though we're completely different sizes & species, and the fact Twilight finds me tasty, we knew we would make this work. Our food arrived and, as you can expect, it was decent sized to Twilight, but the size of a hill for me. It only took me one small piece of her spaghetti with some marinara sauce on it to fill me up.

"Full?" She asked me.

"Yeah." I replied.

"Well then, guess it's my time to be full then." Her horn glowed and I was brought to her muzzle. She opened her mouth wide, giving me a lick across me face, making herself moan in delight.

"Wait! I know what I must do!" Twilight followed and placed me back on the table. I rushed over to her plate of spaghetti, climbing the plate, and began to roll in the marinara sauce and Spaghetti noodles, making myself her own personal spaghetti covered meatball. Her horn glowed again and I was lifted to her face.

"You ready?"

"Oh yeah!" She opened her mouth and tossed me inside. She began to chew the noodles around me, and I watched in both disgust & awe on how Twilight's molars grind the noodles, yet, her tongue keeps me in the middle, avoiding her teeth at all costs. Her head tilted back and I was swallowed, yet again. Her throat muscles opened and I fell into Twilight's stomach, greeted with chewed up Spaghetti pile with only a few noodles in it, slowly being digested away by her body's fluids. Her stomach growled again, almost as if it were saying 'Welcome back, Matt'. I heard the faint sound of Twilight swallowing again and looked up, only to be greeted with a waterfall of wine to my body. Her stomach shook me in it, and there wasn't a lot of room as Twilight burped.

"Sorry." Her muffled voice spoke.

"It's alright," I replied "it's... actually kinda cute." She giggled, making the place shake again, but I now saw her stomach wall closing in on me, though it began to move up & down. She was rubbing her belly. I took my hand out and I placed it on Twilight's stomach wall, feeling her stop and feeling me for a bit.

"Thank you so much, Matt. You're really tasty, even if you're covered in Marinara sauce."

"Well, I was going to be soaked in your saliva, so I might as well get dirty with a pasta sauce."

"Makes sense." She got up, tossing me & her meal around until I was dog piled by her food. I crawled out, but grabbed on as I felt Twilight laugh at my movements. Luckily, it was only for a second, and I was free. "Same time next week?"

"...Same time next week." She walked ahead, her stomach swinging a bit and cradling me a bit. Can't wait to tell Anon how my date went.