The name's Anon, and I am what both the giants ponies and my humans call, A 'Snack'. I'll give you a brief history on what's going on and how I've become a snack.

Alright, so about five years ago, there was some sort of portal-dimension thing that caused all of Humanity to be sucked into Equestria, but we were no taller than any pony's hoof. It started pretty well with the ponies helping us build our villages, but SOMEONE had to be a lazybones and SOMEPONY had to think "Man, What do these humans taste like?", thus, starting the "Cat & Mouse" years. While yes, we humans do taste delicious to the ponies, we have some sort of magic or evolutionary trait (pick which one you want) that allows us not to be harmed, which is great for our survival, but worse since that encourages the ponies to hunt us. Though they're unannounced, the ponies have themselves some sort of laws to help control themselves.

1) No hunting & swallowing of any human children below 16 or elderly over 40.

2) No hunting inside Human villages. Only dropping off a swallowed human, business, and socializing is allowed. (See #4)

3) No chewing of humans at all. Tasting is allowed.

4) Drop humans off at local village area or to nearest holding box if human(s) committed a crime within one day of swallowing.

5) (Optional) Do not eat or drink anything else with human(s) inside stomach.

6. Must be 18 years or older to hunt humans.

Because of these rules, we didn't find it so bad, hell, I remember when a pony saved a whole family's life from bandits by swallowing the bandits whole, but sparing the entire family and instead, bringing them back to their village. But even with all of these rules they had, it was still frightening as hell for us just to go and find some fruit, only to then be swallowed by a pony. It was only recent that, with the help of all our world leaders combined, not only did we stop the hunting of us humans (only exception being criminals), but we can prosper. That isn't to say that the ponies themselves were too happy, as they missed our taste, even one saying "We'll pay you just to get a taste!". This, of course, lead to the birth of a new job, and my professional career, as a snack: a human that allows themselves to be eaten by any pony for a couple of bits. Though Snacks vary in taste, we all know what we're getting ourselves into, but many of us have our own rules. These are just my own rules that I follow:

1) Never back away from any deal.

2) Allow ponies their own request before, during, and after being swallowed.

3) Respectfully deny a request from a pony only if it's for allergy reasons or if you'll feel really violated.

4) Reassure ponies new to this that you'll be fine and, if with a pony that ate another snack or human, tell them how delicious you are

5) Don't be afraid of the ponies.

6) Kindly request them to spread your name to their peers and, if possible, make a schedule with them or accept tips.

7) Be patient, kind, and gentle.

This is the start of my humble career, and, though it is weird, it's a weirdness I particularly am both good ant and, might I say, enjoy.

Sex is up there because there will be some female snacks that find Anon to be 'hot' and will hit on him, inside & outside anypony.

Cancelled because I lost interest in it.