Very much like Fluttershy, Twilight burped Matt and I out, though we both landed near Matt's home. Twilight giggled and gave us both a nudge with her muzzle to help us get up.

"I like to thank you both for being my snacks." She said to us, then turned to me. "Thank you for helping both of us, Anon. What is your price?"

"It's free." I replied

"Free!? Oh no, I have to pay you!"

"I can see that, but since there was no real appointment and, I'm sorry buddy, I dragged Matt into this, and, since you're a princess, it's all free."

"Will you accept anything, then?"

"...Tips are fine." She sighed with relief.

"Oh good. I'll tip you really well then!" She turned to Matt "And I hope we can do this again real soon, Matt."

"...being your snack?" he asked. Twilight leaned down and gave Matt a lick across his face. She shuddered to herself and her tongue hung out of her mouth as she let out a sigh of relief, blowing both Matt and my hair back a bit.  

"Oh yes! Want to do it tonight? I'm having spaghetti... and you can be the meatball on top." Matt's eyes widened and he turned to me.

"Your choice." I said "It's a free meal, even you are with the meal." He turned back to Twilight.

"Uh... sure." he replied. Twilight bounce up & down a bit, making the entire place shake, but she cheered in happiness.

"Tonight at Five!?" She asked, her muzzle making Matt fall down and her eyes nearly touching his skin.

"...How about 5:30?" He asked.

"5:30 it is!" She rose her head and turned to me. "Where do you live?"

"I'll show you." I replied. I turned to walk to my home, but I was levitated upwards. My feet landed in her mouth, and her teeth carefully held me by my chest. Jeez, she really loved our taste, wanted to spend as much time with our taste as possible.

"Hyou hchan hea hus." She muffled out 'You can lead us'. I groaned to myself but smiled anyways. I patted her bottom lip and pointed.

"Alright, princess, just walk forward and avoid the people."

"Hahigh, ih hoo hay ho." She walked ahead, looking down at my barely pointing finger and avoiding crushing anyone.

It wasn't a long walk for me to get to Matt's home, but it was made much shorter thanks to Twilight, even if she has in her mouth and is licking my feet to get a good taste of me. Hate to admit it, but it took me all of my energy to not laugh; her tongue was very ticklish. We arrived in my house and she dropped me off. I looked up to her and she turned around, dropping a bag of bits near me.

"There you go," she said to me "that has at least eighty bits in it, enough for you, right?"

GOD DAMN!!! I yelled inside I'M GONNA MAKE IT RAIN!!!

"Oh yeah!" I replied with a smile. "This'll be really good!"

"I'm glad to see you like it. And here's a little something extra."

MORE BITS!?!?!? I asked inside

"What is it?" I asked. She leaned down and gave me a kiss to my head. I looked inside her mouth a bit, only to be greeted with her tongue licking my hair for a bit. Her mouth opened and I looked right up to her, feeling my now sticky & wet head.

"What I'll be giving to Matt tonight." she replied with a smile. "Though he's going to have sauce on his head. Bye Anon!" She turned and walked away.

"...Bye." I replied, a bit blank faced.

Did she really french kiss my head? I asked to myself. I shook myself back into reality and went to take my shower.

I really wasn't sure why, but I took my shower with my underwear on. As I took my shower, I heard a small creak, followed by cool wind rushing in, giving me the goosebumps.

I had to close the door, I thought to myself Or did I leave a window open? Then I heard giggling.

"I'm liking what I'm seeing." a woman's voice said from above. I looked right above and jumped a bit, but grumbled to myself in anger. Standing with the roof slightly open was a familiar mint green unicorn with golden eyes, and a more paler green & white mane.

"Lyra!!!" I yelled in anger "Knock next time!!!"

"Oh Anon, you are so cute when you're angry!"

It's true, really, that I am in fact, friends with a giant unicorn, and it's even more amazing on how we meet. I won't give away too much on where I used to live, but it's in the south western parts of the United States and I was in a small town. As everyone knows, every single one of us with nearly everything we used was taken away to Equestria, but where we landed all varies. I myself was stuck in my own house, and I was all alone in what the ponies here call the Everfree Forest. I won't bore with all the details of what I did, but when you're basically a hermit for almost an entire year and the only people you talk to were travelers going from one area to another in which we mostly traded food, it gets really boring. That all changed, however, when a bunch of bandits came along one night. I was sitting alone in my house, when I heard some knocking on my door.

"Hello?" I asked, getting up "Who's there?"

"Help!!!" A man yelled "Open the door!!! THEY'RE AFTER US!!!"

"Who!? Who's after you guys!?"

"BANDITS!!! Quick!!! Open the door!!! Open or else we're all dead!!!" Foolishly, I believed them, and I was introduced to a double gauge shotgun to my face. The man holding the shotgun had four other men right behind, all wearing ski masks.  

"... I'm an idiot."

"That you are. Tie him up and search the house! There's gotta be something good." Two of the men grabbed me and dragged me out of my house. I tried to fight them back, but with a quick punch to my face, I stopped, and the two tied my arms together. While the moon light & the night's beauty would be the last things I saw, the real thing I saw was a silhouette of some creature. I couldn't really tell, but it's head was turned to me, and it watched me as I stared back at it, mesmerized by both the size & beauty it looked, thought I was brought back into the now as the bandits picked me up and placed me on my knees.

"Don't you move anywhere!" One of the two spoke

"Do it, and we'll blow your brains out!" The other added. A snap of some twigs caught their attention, followed by some birds flying away. The two guys looked at each other for a few moments. My heart began to beat hard.

"I'll check it out. Probably nothing bad I can't handle." He walked ahead into the forest. After a few moments of silence, he screamed, but it was cut off! The other man pulled out a pistol.

"Johnny!? This better not be a joke!!!" I watched ahead and saw a blob, ghostly looking green aura glowing in the distance! The man's hands began to glow green as well. He panicked and, I wasn't sure at the time, but it seemed that he threw it to the side on purpose. He began to glow the green aura around him and, in less than a second, he was pulled away, screaming, but also cut off! I watched in horror as I saw the silhouette of the creature had the silhouette of the man in it's mouth, craned it's head backwards, and swallowed the man whole! I began to panic, falling to my back and I kicked myself back to my home! The door opened and the three bandits exited.

"What the-!?" The leader of them asked "Where the hell is Johnny and Dave!?"

"He must know where they're at!" one of the two bandits said, pointing at me. The leader grabbed me by my shirt and lifted me up.

"What did you do to them!?"

"Me!?" I asked "I didn't do anything! My hands are tied up! See!?" He looked down and saw my hands were tied up.

"I'll give you that, but where on earth did those two go!?"

"If I tell you, will I be free?"

"Depends on your answer."  

"Um... well... there's a monster out there!!!"

"A monster!?"

"A monster!" He stared at me for a bit, then punched me across the face. I fell to the floor, feeling a large ache across my jaw and my vision became blurry. He came down and kicked me in my gut.

"A monster came along and took my boys away? That's your answer!?" Another kick "What did this 'monster' look like!?  Was it huge, had razor sharp claws, and had teeth that can slice anything!?"

"Um... boss," one of the bandits spoke "I think he doesn't know."

"What did you say!?"

"What I'm saying is that maybe our boys were taken away, but not by a literal monster, but one of those-" Another snap of twigs caught our attention. I coughed and dragged myself away. The boss grabbed me and placed a pistol to my head.

"Trying to run from us, eh? Well, how about you talk to this 'monster', or else I'll-"

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!" A woman's voice yelled. The bandits turned around and looked ahead.

"A woman!?" the other of the two spoke.

"Oi!" The boss yelled "Come out here so we can meet a real lass!!!" Heavy footsteps were felt, shaking the floor beneath us! Exiting out of the shadows was something that would've made me laugh before, but due to the size of it and it stared at us angrily made me tremble: A giant, mint green unicorn. Silence fell as we stared at this creature and it stared at us back. It's huge tongue came out and it licked it's lips.

OH GOD!!! I yelled inside It eats humans!!!

"OH SHIT!!!" The boss yelled "RU-" His voice was cut off as the unicorn opened it's mouth and lunged at the boss, catching him in it's mouth! I watched, sweating hard and on the verge of hyperventilation as the unicorn tossed the man into the air, stood on it's hind legs, opened it's mouth wide, and the boss fell into it's mouth, making it shut it's mouth & swallowed him whole. I shut my eyes tight & curled into a ball, and I heard the other two bandits run for their lives! The unicorn leap towards them, missing me, and all I could hear was them their screaming being cut off, followed by a loud 'gulp' for both, and followed a belch. The ground shook as the unicorn walked towards me, and I began to sweat hard, pour tears from my eyes, had flashbacks of my past on what I wish I did, and shivered like crazy. It lowered it's head to me and took deep whiffs of me, blowing warm air from nostrils. The ground shook really hard as I felt the humongous unicorn sit down on all four, and I momentarily jumped from it. I looked up to the unicorn and it looked down at me, smiling.

"Hi!" it said in that woman's voice. I was too dumbstruck to reply. I was in between a rock & a hard place, or in this case, death by bandits or death by giant unicorn, and it seemed the latter was chosen for me. I could only get a horrible image of it doing horrible things to me from crushing me with it's marshmallow looking hooves, chewing me into small, bloody bits, or swallowing me whole to be painfully digested in it's stomach along with the other bandits. I was snapped out of it when I saw it's face going towards me & it's mouth opening. I flinched and curled into a ball.

"P-please!" I whimpered "S-spare me!!!" I felt the warm breath exiting the unicorn's mouth, and it's teeth touching my hands. I didn't feel any pain whatsoever, and I soon felt my arms were free. I got up and moved my arms freely, then turned to the unicorn, who spat out whatever was left of the rope.

"Better?"

"Y-yeah." It's horn glowed and I was lifted towards it's face. I screamed for a few moments, but stopped as I slowly drifted towards one of it's cheeks. It placed me on it's hoof and it's head began to nuzzle me for a bit.  

"Shh, don't worry, you're safe." I couldn't believe it: this unicorn really did save my life!!! I carefully extended my right hand and placed it on it's cheek. Her huge eye opened and it looked down at me, making me feel so inferior, but uplifting as I saw the bottom of it's eyes go up, making her eye look like an upside down crescent moon, almost as if it's to signal that it's happy. It's horn glowed and I was placed right in front of it right near where I was at.

"Y-you saved me."

"That I did. I saw what those men were going to do to you, and I couldn't have them kill you."

"So... you ate them?"

"Well... yeah, I did. Tasty little guys. Though, I can say that with every human I've come across." I froze and backed up a bit. "Don't worry. I'm actually pretty stuffed right now, and I don't want you to get hurt by those guys if I swallow you." My curiosity just rose.

"Wait... they're... still alive?" It tilted it's head to the right, reminding me a lot of a dog.

"Well... yeah they're alive. Who do you ask?"

"Um... you see... if you eat something, it's digested, and whatever's in there becomes whatever your body needs." It giggled to itself.

"Oh! I see what you mean! Nah, that's not how it works here. I think there may be a spell around your kind that protects you, or it's perhaps you're just that resistant, but you'll still be alive and well inside. In fact, nothing really happens in there, you'll just be in there, making us feel full. If it did harm you, then we would stop, for we value every life here in Equestria, no matter how big, how small, and, in your kind's case, how tasty you are."

"...Equestria?"

"This whole land. Come on, I'll tell you along the way." It extended it's right hoof towards me, almost as if to shake my hand. "My name's Lyra, by the way." I cautiously reached out, grabbed her hoof, and tried to shake it as with anyone back home.

"Anon." Lyra's horn glowed and I was lifted up & placed into her mane, right near her horn. It continued to glow, and my house was lifted in her glow. Surprising, nothing broke at all.

"Come on! I'll take you to the village in Ponyville! We'll meet each other soon enough... perhaps even sooner when you're sent out and we have a chase."

"Thanks." I deadpanned, having an image of Lyra chasing me, then catching me with a pounce before swallowing me.

"I'm kidding! I'll be sure to leave you alone, Anon. Any group members, not very likely." Silence fell.

"Hey Lyra?"

"Yeah?"

"What were you doing out here anyways?"

"That... well... I won't lie, I was hunting you."

"Hunting me?"

"Something we ponies love to do to you humans now! Find a target, hide for a while, and when they least expect it, pounce and swallow!"

"... So I guess I'm lucky that those guys came along?"

"You and me both!"

And thus was the beginning of a very unlikely friendship. Lyra dropped me & my house off at the village, the people were fascinated in my story, and Lyra visited on a weekly basis, usually with stories on who she ate and pointed to me where they're at. It was weird, but then again, my career of choice was weird too.

I got out of my house in full clothes, seeing Lyra stand near my house.

"Why are you here, Lyra?" I asked.

"Well," she said with a smirk, slowly moving towards me "I've heard, from a particular pegasus, that you are now a snack."

"Yeah." She lowered her head to me, her muzzle nearly touching me.

"And that you have made the princess feel satisfied along with your friend."

"Uh-huh." She turned her head to the side, her huge eye looking at me and also nearly touching me.

"And that you do... requests?"

"...Want me to be your snack?"

"And you are correct! When are you open? I know you're busy with a lot of stuff, but I want to-"

"Today." Her ears perked up, as she sat right up.

"Did... you say... today?"

"I did. I'm not getting requests, so I'm open for anything." She stared at me for a few moments, then her horn glowed and I was brought to her face.

"You know, ever since we've meet, I've always wondered what you taste like."

"And you will. Just, not here, okay?"

"Already ahead of you." Lyra turned around and walked to her home, still having me in her magic.

Lyra and I entered her home. She turned me around, smiled, and gave me a quick lick across my face, then she moaned to herself about how good I tasted.

"Oh Anon," she said "I have longed for this day! You really are a great friend!"

"And so are you, Lyra." I replied with a smile "No go on, I'm not gonna fill you up if we talk longer."

"I'll agree to that." She opened her mouth and tossed me inside. Her mouth closed and she started to toss me around her mouth, playiong with me inside her mouth. I was able to keep myself still in her mouth and, as a way to make her fell happier, I caressed the tip of her tongue. She stopped and moaned to herself, relaxing herself as I massaged the tip of her tongue with my hands. Of course, I wanted her to have fun, so I grabbed her tongue and wiped it over my face & head! She started to laugh at what I was doing, her mouth opening wide and her tongue sticking out with me on it, holding on to it for dear life. The door opened behind us and we stopped.

"Lyra?" another woman's voice spoke "What are you doing?" Lyra turned around, and I was greeted with her best friend, Bon Bon. Bon Bon stared at Lyra, then she looked at me with a surprised look. "Is that another human?" Lyra slurped me in her mouth and placed me underneath her tongue.

"Bon Bon," Lyra spoke, her mouth vibrating and making me bounce every time her mouth opened. "you know how much I love the taste of humans!"

"I know you do." Bon Bon's voice was heard, though muffled. "And I respect you for it, but why do you enjoy doing it?"

"Hold on, you've never had the taste of human before!?"

"Duh! I never want to! They're so small, so skittish, and... well... just weird in a lot of ways, especially those 'snacks'! Who really wants to sell themselves as something we can eat when they can have one of their jobs in... um.... uh-"

"You have no idea, do you?"

"... the point is this! They're weird and there's no way I'll do it!" Lyra's head lowered. Her head then rose and she walked to Bon Bon.

"Are you sure about that?"

"Yes, Lyra. Do I need to remind you on what I said?"

"No, Bon Bon. But, you know, there's a first in everything."

"I know there is... but... I know... I... shouldn't."

"Relax... he won't make a sound." Lyra's tongue placed my back into the open rather than in under her tongue. Her mouth opened, but rather than seeing light, Another mouth opened with another tongue opening. I then realized that the two were kissing each other, and I was the literal middle man in all of this. Lyra's tongue pushed me forward and I landed on Bon Bon's tongue. The two mare moaned together, and both tongues slathered me with their saliva. Bon Bon't tongue gripped me and Lyra's allowed me to be captured. Lyra moved backwards, as I saw the light entering. My feet were in Bon Bon's mouth, and the mare stared at me in complete surprise, but then her eyes drooped halfway. Her tongue began to tickle my feet, and it took all of my inner strength to not laugh at all.

"Go on," Lyra said "he won't hurt you." Bon Bon followed and slurped me inside her mouth. She let out some moans as well, and I was tossed around her mouth. I did the same for Lyra and massaged Bon Bon's tongue, though I did it more slowly and she made her tongue go up to the roof of her mouth, not necessarily crushing me, but holding me in place. Her mouth opened again, and Lyra's tongue entered, both going for another kiss and Lyra attempting to drag me back inside. Both Lyra and Bon Bon really wanted me to be their snack, and they both had a small tug-of-war with me as their prize, but they both giggled at what they were doing, causing me to chuckle with them. Lyra won and I was dragged back into her mouth.

"No fair," Bon Bon's muffled voice said in a sultry tone. "He was actually tasty."

"M-Hmm." Lyra replied in a hum. I was tossed around in her mouth again, but now I faced the back of her front teeth. She leaned her head down and her mouth slightly opened, making me fall like a plank of wood, but only my head exiting her lips. Bon Bon lied down on her back and Lyra soon sat on all fours. Lyra's mouth opened wide and she gently grabbed me by my feet with her teeth, and Bon Bon opened her mouth, letting out a long 'Ahh', waiting for me. Lyra lowered me into Bon Bon's mouth, as the other mare's tongue went out and made itself into a curved ramp for me to fall into. Lyra soon released me and I slid into the back of Bon Bon's throat, looking at the muscles opening & closing, waiting for me to enter. Bon Bon's mouth closed, and I was swallowed, going down into her stomach head first. Her stomach opened and I slid down onto my back into Bon Bon's stomach, hearing her stomach growling around me, hear heartbeat, and Bon Bon's own blissful sigh. The stomach shifted, as Bon Bon got up a bit, and 'ceiling' soon came down, as I could see something bigger that a hoof falling into place. It didn't take a genius to know that this was Lyra, gently placing her head on her marefriend's belly.

"Thank you so much, Lyra." Bon Bon's muffled voice spoke "He was so delicious."

"Told you," Lyra's more muffled voice replied "Think you want to try  getting yourself a snack?"

"...Perhaps later. I'm feeling... rather tired."

"Yeah... humans tend to do that to us." Bon Bon fell to her back and turned to her right side. In a few moments, she fell asleep. I wasn't quite sure, but I can guess that both Lyra & Bon Bon were cuddling with each other in their sleep together.

"...That was sexy." I commented to myself.