Kids, what Barney did was both really selfish and stupid to Trixie. Trixie may have not have gotten any attention besides those women, but she traveled her way to Marshal , Lilly, and my apartment. We were really surprised, especially with what we were doing.

Marshall, Lily, and Ted were all sitting on the couch, eating sandwiches.

"This sandwich tastes so good!" Marshall said

"Tell me about it!" Ted replied, followed by uncontrolled giggling.

"Hold on!" Lily interrupted "Remember Trixie?"

"Yeah?" Both guys replied

"What if, hear me out, that little horse gets ladies more than Barney... Barney kicked her out!"

"...Like that will happen!" Ted spoke. Everyone laughed uncontrollably again. The door opened and Trixie walked in. All three turned and saw Trixie.

"...who let the dog out?" Marshall asked.

"...Trixie leave you all alone until the morning." Trixie said, then walked away "Your bed is mine, Ted!"

"...No problem, Robin." Ted replied.

In the morning, all of three woke up with Ted in the middle, and both Lily & Marshall were leaning & snoring on ted. Trixie, in the meanwhile, walked around the area, picking up the halfway finished sandwiches, and making the living room clean. Marshall snorted himself awake and saw Trixie making the place look nice.

"Oh... hey Trixie... what'cha doing here?" Marshall asked. Trixie turned to him.

"Figures," she replied "Trixie was kicked out from her father's apartment because Trixie keeps getting the hot ladies."

"...Really?"

"Yes." The two stared at each other for a few seconds. Ted and Robin groaned, getting up from their hangover.

"Hello..." Lily muttered "This is... Robin... Sparkles."

"Sparkle?" Trixie asked, her eyebrow raising.

"Oh god!" Ted yelled, stretching "That was even worse than Twilight!"

"Twilight!?"

Kids, on that day, we learned that Trixie's two most hated words were 'Twilight' and 'Sparkle'. We learned this the hard way

Both Robin and Ted were in a boxing ring in the living room, both wearing gear to fight each other.

"Do we really have to do this?" Ted asked

"Until One of you is knocked out," Trixie answered "Trixie says nay!!!"

"...Horse puns, anyone?"

"I'm fine with it." Lily replied. She punched Ted across the face and he was instantly K.O.ed.

"And the winner, by a long shot, goes to Lily." Marshall announced. Trixie ringed the bell to signify that Lily won.

While that was happening, Barney was having problems of his own.

The door knocked and Barney answered it, wearing one of Trixie's hats and capes, and was greeted with five super hot ladies!

"Hello... ladies." Barney spoke in his seductive tone

"Uh... where's Trixie?" One of them asked

"Trixie's gone, but we can wait for her to come back." The ladies whispered to each other, then nodded their heads in approval.

"We'll wait for her," the ringleader spoke "but is she isn't here by the hour, then we're leaving."

"That's alright! In fact, I can find her if you want."

"Really!?" Another spoke

"Trixie is just so cute!" Another added.

"Uh... yeah... just wait and I'll get her." Barney said. The ladies entered and sat on his couch. Barney exited his apartment and sprinted to the others!

Trixie placed an Ice pack on Ted's head, tending to his injury.

"Thanks, Trixie."

"No problem." Trixie replied "Now what did we learn?"

"...To never use those two words together."

"And what are those words?"

"...The franchise name that made vampires not die in the sun."

"...Close enough!" The door knocked.

"I'll get it." Marshall announced, going to the door. He opened it to see a panting Barney.

"...Need... Trixie!" He gasped.

"Barney? What is it? Why do you need Trixie?"

"Just... need... her! Ladies!!! Have... Blueballs!"

"...Really?"

"What!? They're hot! I think one of them has boobs as big as my head!"

"No!  Not that! You really want to take Trixie back JUST to get laid!?"

"Well... yeah!"

"TRIXIE HATES YOU!!!" Trixie yelled, her horn glowing and slamming the door on Barney's face. Barney slammed on the door.

"PLEASE!!! Daddy's sorry!!! Think of the good times we had, Trixie!"

"Trixie will have better times with those ladies!!!"

"How are you going to do that!? They're at my house!"

"And... sent!"

"...Sent!?"

"Trixie took your phone away to keep in touch with those ladies."

"YOU SON OF A-"

"Bitch?" One of the women spoke. Barney turned around and saw the five women standing right behind him. Trixie, Ted, Marshall, and Lily heard the women beating up Barney along with his not so manly screams. Trixie opened the door and the women all came in, dawing  at Trixie herself and occupying Ted's couch. The three humans stood and watched with a questioned look. Barney got up and looked at Trixie with jealousy.

"Whatever you do," Lily whispered to Barney "Don't ever say 'Twilight' and 'Sparkle around her."  

"TRIXIE HEARD THAT!!!" Trixie yelled

"Aw! Who needs a bewwy wub?" One of the ladies asked.

"I do! Trixie does!!!"

Twilight Sparkle? Ted thought to himself. Then he got an evil idea.

We were all at the bar that night, and Trixie stared down at Robin.

Robin looked back at a staring Trixie as she drank her glass of water.

"What?" Robin asked

"Trixie heard of your past." The unicorn replied "And Trixie hates that last name of yours... Sparkle!"

"...I do as well."

"Then Trixie loves you!" She nuzzled Robin's arm and Robin petted the unicorn's mane.

"You get an apology and I get a punch to the face." Ted deadpanned.

"Not my fault you got beaten by a woman!" Lily replied "Badass!!!"

"Where's Barney?" Marshall asked. The door opened and Barney came in, this time, with a German Shepard that had a purple coat.

"Wassup?" Barney asked "Have you meet my new bitch?"

"...Barney," Ted asked "Why is that dog purple?"

"This? Oh, she was born that way. Hey Trixie, I found something better than you." Everyone gasped.

"Barney!" Lily yelled, grabbing Trixie, who began to tear up a bit "If this is about some jealous thing about her getting ladies, you should feel shame for yourself!!!"

"I'm not jealous! I just need the right thing to get the ladies so I can have sex with and not be fed, have belly rubs, have a cute... third person dialogue... or a... cute mane with a... tiny horn."

"...What's the dog's name?" Robin asked. Barney shook out of it.

"Ah yes! Trixie, meet your replacement, Twilight- Wait for it!"

"DUCK!!!" Marshall yelled. Lily placed Trixie on the table and ducked with everyone else.

"SPARKLE!!!"

We have no idea what happened after that. All we heard was Trixie screaming, the bar's walls & glasses shattered into smaller pieces, that dog Twilight Sparkle whimpering, and Barney screaming like a woman. When the damage was done, all we saw was Barney with many cuts & bruises on his face, slowly petting Trixie on a chair, with the bar in serious need of repair and new glasses.

"...I'm so sorry, Trixie." Barney spoke

"And Trixie forgives you." Trixie forgave.

"But... can you lay off the ladies for a bit?"

"...Sure."

"Cool. Also, want to do something tomorrow, as a father-daughter thing?"

"...Sure."

Trixie was able to get back her home easily on that one night. We don;t know what happened, but I'm glad no one but Barney knows. Even to this day, Barney will not tell us on what happened that night. At least he get his request on still getting ladies and having fun with his daughter in the future.