Kids, if there's one thing we know it's true in life, it's that we all grow up and change from our younger selves, for better or for worse. But, as we noticed with Trixie, she grew up much faster than what we anticipated. She... was like a puppy almost, starts off small & vute and, in less than a year, had grown ten fold. But that didn't save her from changes: while not all of them were bad, but they were just strange. As you can know, Trixie still had her love for Peanut Butter Crackers.

Barney heard knocking on his door in his sleep. He grumbled to himself, got up, and answered the door, seeing Robin in front of his door with Trixie in her hands. Trixie was chewing on another pack of Peanut Butter Crackers.

"Again?" Barney asked

"Again." Robin replied, handing Trixie back.

"Jesus! Stop eating all the packets I keep buying, Trixie!"

"But Trixie hungers!" Trixie whined.

Her taste in wizard looking hats & capes.

Everyone sat on the bar's table together, seeing Trixie wearing her hat & cape for the upteenth time.

"Are you even going to change?" Ted asked

"Trixie always changes!" Trixie replied.

"Besides taking the clothing inside out?" Barney asked.

"Dad! You weren't suppose to say that!"

"Whew!" Lily exclaimed "No wonder you stink!"

"Oh yeah!" Marshall agreed, covering his nose. "You've got to wash those clothes, or, at the very least, but new clothes!"

"Trixie does not stink!"

"Take a whiff then." Robin smirked. Trixie took a whiff of her cape. Her eyes widened, her cheeks puffed, and she reswallowed her vomit.

"I guess... Trixie will need to use the laundry tonight."

"Or get some new hats & capes." Barney suggested.

"Hm... Trixie likes your idea!" Barney got up from the table

"Come on. Let's get you some new wizard hats & capes, my little magician."

"More like Gandalf the blue." Ted joked. Everyone laughed at his joke for that. Trixie's horn glowed and she made Marshall slap Ted. "Ow!"

"That oughta teach you something!" Trixie said. Barney carried Trixie, but he showed hi struggle in carrying the once small & relatively light unicorn to the much bigger & heavier unicorn.

But there were other things such as her fear of wheels.

Both Trixie and Barney watched as a bunch of people on bikes passed by them. Nothing was too frightening, but one of the biker's bikes broke apart easily, firing the wheel. Trixie screamed at the wheel heading towards her, but Barney picked her up. Trixie grabbed Barney's head and climbed up on him!

"DESTROY IT!!!" she yelled in fear! "DESTROY THE WHEEL!!!"

"Trixie," Barney spoke, taking Trixie off his head "it's just a wheel."

"IT TRIED TO KILL ME!!!"

"No, it just... turned on you!" Silence fell between the two.

"You are horrible at jokes."

Her strange love for eating pine cones,

Barney and another woman sat next to each other at the park.

"You're so funny!" the woman commented.

"Thanks," Barney replied "and, you should know, that I actually have a unicorn with me."

"You liar!"

"It's true! Trixie!!!" Some awkward seconds passed. "Trixie!" More silence. Barney got up. "Excuse me for a moment." Barney heard some small 'Nom's with crunching. He looked behind a tree, seeing what was happening.

Barney face palmed himself.

"Trixie." He said.

"*What!?*" Trixie asked with her face filled with Pinecones. "*Trixie says they're delicious!*"

"Perhaps I should've left you with the others if I'm going to the park."

Her need to make an entrance & exit with smoke bombs.

Everyone sat down at the couch together as Robin wore protective gloves as she carried the copy of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.

"Where is she?" Ted asked "She wanted to know what the prequels were like."

"She better hurry!" Robin yelled "The suckness is breaking through my only protection!" A puff of smoke came in, making everyone cough, and Trixie appeared in the center!

"The Great and Powerful Trrrixie has arrived!"

Marshall and Lily both had hammers out and destroyed the VHS copy!!! Robin was heard in the bathroom, heaving very heavily into the bathroom. Barney laid on the floor, crying to himself, and both Trixie & Ted hugged each other in fear!

"That annoying monster gave Trixie nightmares!" She said to herself.

"It's alright." Ted said, stroking Trixie's mane. "It can't hurt us anymore!"

"Tr-Trixie needs to go!" She threw another smoke bomb down, making Ted cough! Everyone saw Trixie run into the guest room, only for her to fall down onto her chest. She quickly got up and ran into the guest room.

"...You alright?"

"Just... need... to... have sex!" Barney replied.

"Yeah. Go on, I'll watch her tonight and deliver her to your house in the morning."

And her need for the dramatic flair in her performances.

Trixie stood in front of an audience at the bar. She had her hat & cape on, but it was colored white, and she had a clown makeup on.

"Who thought of this?" Barney whispered to Ted.

"I did." Ted replied

"What!?" Robin asked "Why!?"

"She asked me for help. She claims I know fancy stuff, to which I mostly do, and she needed a performance that will amaze the audience."

"What did you choose?" Marshall asked

"Luciano Pavarotti's 'Vesti La Giubba'."

"...What!?" Lily asked

"You'll see." The song played and Trixie sang the song. Everyone was quiet, and tears came down both their faces and Trixie's face! Everyone was silent, then they cheered for her! Trixie took a bow and removed her hat. It was no surprise that she earned a lot of money from that.

"You have got to teach us that type of music!" Robin stated.

"Ah... well... you should know that Vesti La Giubba is about-"

"And we're bored."

"It's about a man who tries so hard, but ends up being a clown." Trixie said. "He's told to laugh at his grief, but it's hard, since he's human."

"That's... really touching." Marshall said.

"Quite dramatic." Lily added

"I was wondering why you had that clown stuff on." Barney added.

"OH COME ON!!!" Ted yelled "When I try to say it, it's nonsense to you, but when Trixie says it, it's suddenly grand!"

"Yeah," Robin replied, bending to Trixie and wiping the clown makeup off her face "when a guy like you says it, you sound like a rich douche, but when someone like Trixie says it, it sounds smart and it's adorable."

"But I taughter her that!"

"You didn't." Trixie replied "You bored Trixie, so Trixie looked it up."  

But, the real thing that's happened that Barney hates a lot now, it's that Trixie's been getting the ladies.

Barney entered his apartment, surprised to see some women exit the house!

"Bye!" One of the ladies said

"Next week?" Another asked

"Trixie will see." She replied. Barney's mouth was wide open, then he turned to Trixie. Trixie was on a pile of Pinecones with some peanut butter crackers on her tummy.

"How did you do that?"

"Do what?"

"THAT!!! You got more women in here than I can in a week! Plus, I think those were the women who rejected me a week earlier! How!?"

"...Trixie's just good at it."

"... Out!"

"...What?"

"OUT!!!"

"But... Dad-"

"Don't you 'Dad' me! If there's one thing I hate more than the Star Wars prequels and taking my accidental curly fry, it's someone else getting more women than me! Now...OUT!!!" Trixie's ears went down and she got up with her clothes on. She walked out of the door and looked to Barney.

Barney groaned to himself and slammed the door on Trixie! Trixie stared at the door for a few moments.

"Dammit." She said to herself. "Might as well go to Lily's & Marshall's apartment until this is settled. Next Chapter: Twilight Sparkle Estimated time remaining: 6 Minutes