It all started with twilight controlling the head and challenging celestia to a drinking match, what really surprised me though was celestia fell for the bait, I more or less sat in the back of the room, kinda mad that even though it was my dick I was outvoted 5-2, the other one on my side was dashie, who didn't like the idea of my dick up celestia, dashie was next to me, and we started talking about what had ever gave pinkie the idea to do this, but we had no idea how she did.

We were sitting across from eachother, celestia and our shared body, and the contest started, pretty simple, whenever the other drained a glass you had to refill it, whoever passed out last won.

About halfway through the contest I could feel all the alcohol in our system, and inside the head wee were all acting loopy, even applejack who was currently walking in circles, pinkie was wandering, pupils dialated so large I thought they would explode, me and dashie were still in the back laying down, and fluttershy was rambling something about animals, and I think rarity was trying to sew.

We had Ben at it for about half a hour, and we were to drunk to even see straight, pinkie was literally bouncing off the walls, mostly landing on her face, and twilight made her move, leaning in to kiss celestia, and I had to look away, mainly because it made me sick about what she was about to do, or it could have been the alcohol, either one.

Twilight had led the now highly drunk celestia to her room, but she did have one problem: me, I wasn't all that into what was about to happen, and without me the dick wouldn't work, they did eventually get me to agree by saying that this will be the only time, and I wouldn't be the direction of anger if celestia got mad when she sobered up, and so I turned the dick on and fell asleep.

I fell asleep because I didn't want to see what happened next, not even a little bit, when I woke up our shared body was lying next to a sleeping celestia in bed, I asked twilight what had happened, or atleast if it had worked, but I didn't get a answer from anyone but dashie, who had stayed up and watched it all, "you don't want to know..." Says dashie, looking like she had seen a ghost, and I kept quiet.

When celestia woke up it was quite a interesting experience, the moment she saw us she jumped up, almost like she wasn't expecting to wake up next to us, but she probably didn't remember because she was drunk, with some dignity she walked out of the room without saying anything, and we started to all wake up.

Me and dashie were the only ones awake until rarity woke up, complaining about a massive headache, then came fluttershy and applejack, both looking a bit ruffled up, pinkie woke next, her bright cheery self waking up twilight, who was asleep somehow standing up, and the moment twilight was up we were able to move the body fully, so we got up, the others besides dashie trying to remember what happened last night.

As we walked out of twilights room we saw something frightening, another bright orb flying around the room, we were frightened until we saw that celestia was controlling it, and before we could react it flew forward and touched us.

Their was a flash of light, like the one that had combined us, and with a jolt I felt my mind separate from the others, suddenly the light was gone, and around me I could see all the other elements, somewhat dazed by the light, when I saw two pinkies.

The moment I realized there was two pinkies I went on the offensive, walking up to pinkamena and lifting her in the air, closing my magic around her neck and demanding to know why she had a physical body.

"It's me, alright, I came over to kill you, but I failed". Pinkamena said, being choked to death by my magic, and I look over at pinkie, looking for permission to kill pinkamena, which I promptly received.

The others just stood there in amazement, watching me as I choked pinkamena to death with my magic, and with a crack I snapped pinkamenas neck, pinkamena was truly dead, once and for all.

While twilight explained to celestia that who I had just killed was pinkamena I started making sure she wasn't going to come back, first I ripped her spine out, followed with cutting her open and taking out all the organs, and finally incinerating every little bit with a blast of high temp plasma, nothing left but ash.

It felt really good not to have to worry about being murdered by pinkamena anymore, but even better that I had my entire body back, I spread my wings and lift myself several feet into the air just to stretch them out, when I realize that I must do something about the ashes, my mind thinking that if I didn't do something with them they might recombine to form pinkamena, and to make sure they didn't I made a orb of pure plasma, magicking the ashes into its core, fusing the atoms in the ashes into higher elements, namely iron, which I knew wouldn't recombine into pinkamena, and I realized the others were looking at me, wondering why I kept destroying pinkamenas body remnants, but I didn't answer.

It was later in the day when dashie came up to me and asked me if I really didn't remember what had happened last night, namely with celestia, but all I knew was that I felt like I was missing quite a few vitamins, so I could imagine what had partially happened, and dashie started telling me about it.

I'm not going to write about it here because its some pretty fucked up shit, pun not intended, and this isn't any of the other stories here for several reasons.

It has been several days since we had split back apart and we took the time off, mainly because there wasnt a high chance of anymore battles for awhile, we spent the time just relaxing, once we went on a picnic in a nearby medow, enjoying the good weather and having fun, that his we were until we found the statue.

The moment we saw the statue all the others went into a panic, and I was able to calm them down slowly and ask twilight what was wrong, after she calmed down a bit she began to speak, " several years ago we fought a creature known as discord, he is a mismatch of all sorts of animals mashed together, and he's the god of chaos, this statue was not very long ago a living equestrian, but discord turned her to stone... But we trapped discord in stone several years ago, so this means he's back and probably mad, we need to tell celestia. "

As me, dashie, twilight and fluttershy flew back to the castle I noticed some weird things, like a bunny chasing a wolf,but it didn't occur to me until later that it was backwards, and it makes me wonder what else I missed, but I didn't dwell on it.

When twilight got done telling celestia about the stone statue and possibly discord, celestia wanted us to bring the statue there so she could examine it, so I was once again outvoted and had to carry the statue back, but I realize that either way I would be the one doing it because it was heavy, to heavy for applejack even to bring up the hill, but I didn't complain because I was still trying to figure out where I had heard the word discord before, and I remembered that discord was another name for chaos, which didn't help me at all, and before I knew it I was already landing on the balcony, the statue in my hooves.

While celestia examined the statue she wanted us to go and see if we could find anything out of the norm, so we did just that. During this search I realize the wolf/rabbit thing from earlier and go to check out where it had took place, only to find about a hundred rabbits munching on the carcass of the wolf, I send up a ball lightning to get the others attention, and they find me quickly.

We were currently looking at the bunnies, all the elements that can't fly staying far back from the rabbits, when fluttershy attempted to make freinds. "BUNNIES!" says fluttershy the moment she sees them, and before we could stop her she had already landed, and was walking towards the bunnies, so it must have been quite a surprise for fluttershy to see they were munching on wolf, and she quickly joined us back in the air, " that right there is messed up" was all we could get out of her, and we went to report what we had found to celestia.

"It's definitely discord,  but how did he get free?",said celestia, still looking over the statue, we all just stared around until applejack spoke, " y'all member when we bcame elements, he darn got free then, maybe Tesla set it all off"

"Maybe so, but this will be the last time he gets out, when you find him use lethal force, Tesla you especially..." As celestia said this she walked towards one of the glass windows and looked out, watcwatching the entire valley, and we left to find discord.

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