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Slender

by Lord Krahtorra

Chapter 6: Chaos

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Chaos

I woke up to a knocking at me and Pinkies front door, I walked to the door sleepily and was about to answer it when I noticed I was buck naked, I quickly got dressed and answered the door to find what looked like a chao made of metal and a keychain shaped like Mickey mouse's head at the end. I sighed and looked around to find some black crystals on the ground, and the smell of ozone filling the air. I looked to the keychain and grabbed it, gasping as I began speaking in my Slender voice and my Mask teleported off of me, seemingly a safety mechanism so that it would not be destroyed by the power flowing through me " GREAT WARRIOR OF LIGHT! ENEMY OF DARKNESS AND CHAMPION OF RIGHTEOUSNESS! COME TO MY AID SO WE MAY WALK THE PATH TO DAWN!"

Just then, there was a flash of light and someone who looked like Sora appeared out of nowhere "Great... I summoned another one. Can't I enjoy my honeymoon in peace?"

Sora blinked in confusion a few times, slowly eying me up and down. "Slenderman," he said slowly. "I just got summoned... by Slenderman."

I sighed "I am a human with Slendy crammed in my soul, which has been amplified by chaos. I am also named Jeremy Farkness, have Cabadath's clothes and scythe, and I am married to Pinkie Pie."

Sora glanced over to the bed, where Pinkie still slept. "...aaaaand  she's anthro. Okay, this is easily the strangest world I've ever been to." He shook his head, and held out his hand. "Nice to meet you, Jeremy. I am Sora, the Warrior of Light."

I smiled "Hey,at least you aren't a dick like my displacer. Nice to meet you too."

"Displacer? You mean that Merchant guy?"

I nodded, smiling my creepy ass smile as I laughed darkly, my anger at the thought of him rising "Bloody bastard nearly killed me, I WOULD be dead if it weren't for some ancient being named Raphael, I guess he's a chaos God of some kind."

I then looked to Pinkie and calmed down,  "I am thankful, though... if it weren't for him, I'd still be alone in life...

  I then looked to the chao and sighed "Hold on a moment, I need to grab that token too." I grabbed the chao and felt the power flood my veins "I CALL ON HARMONY'S BITCH!"

In rainbow flash, a robot appeared in front of us as he sounded annoyed. "She could have told me who instead of throwing me in a bloody portal!" He turned to notice me as I notice a shiver. "Oh crud, I thought I'd seen the last of the slenderman." Before I could explain an anthro version of Hinata Hyuga appeared beside him. "Oi, you could explain before tossing me into a portal!"

"We didn't have enough time." She asked  

"Yes, you shouting 'meeting slendipie!', then tossing me into a god damn portal covers everything! I was practicing in restrict mode and is that a pinkie?" He asked before his eyes turned pink and fell.  

"Oh boy, pink screen of death. Now he is out for awhile." I heard the woman muttered before turning to me. "Hi, my name is Sync Heart or my friends calls me, Harmony."  

    I nodded slowly "Yeah... my honeymoon is going to be WEIRD." I said with a very annoyed face as I looked to Pinkie, who was snoring cutely as a smile blessed her face with even more angelic beauty.

"Oh come on. You know nothing is normal in Everfree?" she chirphyed as snapped her fingers as 12 dozen boxes appeared.    

I nodded "I kinda figured that out when I checked my pants as slendy... cause damn I'm stacked in the junk! who the hell knew Slendy had so much to give?!""

"Well he always did like a little action from time to time." Harmony commented as she gave a pervy smile before focusing on something important. "Anyway, when are we?"  

I shrugged "I think we are about a month from Pinkies Birthday, so there is that... Gilda came and went, I beat the shit out of her for trying to call my wife a slut. I think Discord might be coming soon?"

"Oh my, well I think you guys can handle him. By the way, you remember pinkie's favorite treat right?" She asked as she began fixing the robot.

"Oh course, it's the pheNOMNOMenons, sadly they are booked for orders..."

"Lucky for you I have these boxes filled with them" Harmony exclaimed with a grin. "Think of it as a sorry gift and honeymoon gift."

I jawdropped and looked to the boxes "Sorry for what? You guys rock! You know how many weeks in advance they were booked?! I AM GETTING TO MAKE MY WIFE HAPPY THROUGHOUT HER B-DAY!"

"Just don't open them or she will eat it all." Harmony warned as she finish repairing the robots error. He started to get up and hit his head a bit.

"Okay what happened?" The robot asked

I looked to him threateningly as I cracked my knuckles and neck and smiled my demonic toothy grin "You passed out after seeing my wife, what, you think she's ugly or something?"

"Oh crap!" The robot muttered as he tried to explain. "Hey calm down! I'm a mimicking adapting robot and what you saw is my brain shutting down from trying to understand the mare."

I looked to him a moment before nodding ""Good, I won't have to dismantle you."

"God, I thought Death pissed about asking his private life was bad?" The robot muttered.

"So," interjected Sora, leaning forward, "have I been reduced to a wallflower now, or can I be introduced to these new people?"

"Oh crap I forgot that you were here!" He exclaimed as he rubbed his head sheepishly. "The names Emerl or my friends call me Alan. By the way, you're the second Sora displace I have met."

"Really?" Sora asked surprised. "Huh, wonder if I'll ever run into him. What's he like?"

"He's a cheery guy who defends his friends, yet I think he maybe a little too protective." Emerl explained as he thought about something. "Do you have a Goofy and Donald like partners?"

Sora's face instantly went flat. "No. Donald and Goofy were placed into the games to add backup fighters. They would be absolutely useless in an actual fight against heartless." His face lifted as he looked off into the distance. "I have found a few more keybladers amongst the ponies, though."

There was then a flash of red as Carl appeared, looking to me anxiously "J-Jeremy? W-we've got a serious p-p-problem!"

I looked to him curiously "What's up, Carl?"

Harmony gave Carl a relax aura vibe. "Don't worry, Carl we won't panic."

Carl sighed "You remember Raphael right? Well, I just talked to Fluttershy about him on our first date... a-and... well... I think he is under the influence of a very powerful strengthening relic that is making him insane..."

I looked to him blankly "So.... should I get Jane again?"

Carl shook his head "NO! The only reason she beat him was that he had just put on the artifact! He cannot be beat like he is now!"

"Out of curiosity, does this Raphael has a large primordial chaos signature." The robot asked looking at a single direction.  

Carl nodded "He IS  primordial chaos, he is the beginning and the end of chaos, he was born when the first universe was sparked, and will only die when the last embers of creation die..."

"So can anything of order or harmony at least weaken him?" The robot asked with curiosity and worry.

Carl thought a moment "Well, if we could somehow focus an unbelievable amount of Harmony, Order, and Light into the Artifact, also known as the Anarchists Archive, it should split Raphael between his sane and insane self... but... I have no idea how we can do that..."

" Lucky for you Carl I'm a Harmonic entity and our Sora friend is filled with light." Harmony stated as she pulled a large  Harmonic aurain the air. "Now we need order and this will be over before pinkie can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

Carl looked at Sora a moment before sighing "Wait... if we split them apart, Sora's keyblade would turn Raphaels insanity into a Heartless... can Equestria HANDLE that kind of a fight?"

"Well how strong are these guys usually say compare to Beerus, or Dragonball z characters?"  The robot named Emerl asked.

Carl gulped "Think of comparing an electron to an entire galaxy... hell, he can create and destroy realities at a whim..."

"mmmm that’s about 50 or more Master Emeralds." Harmony muttered as she seemed a bit worried.  

Carl nodded, starting to really freak out "B-but... if we split them up, Raphael, the sane one, will help us fight his mad self... I know he will! He is a kind, caring god... not at all like what his mad self is like..."

"Okay Emmy do me a favor help stall while I chat with my sister." Harmony commented as she was about to head towards the Tree of Harmony.

Just then, a large hourglass filled with black sand appeared out of nowhere, Carl seemingly recognizing this item instantly "CAREFUL! That is one of Michael's artifacts! He is an elder brother to Raphael, and commands the concept of death!" I looked to it a moment before saying "Fuck it." And grabbing it as I felt a biting chill run through my body "MICHAEL! FATHER TO ROT AND FATE, I BESEECH YOU! COME TO THIS PITIFUL MORTAL REALM AND AID US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED!"

There was then a sound of hissing steam and a flash of light as a robotic bird-man hybrid with talons for hands and feet appeared, he wore a black robe and generated a pure unadulterated power, as if just getting near him was to court death. "Greetings, mortals, I am the lord of death, Michael, for what purpose did you summon me?"

"Let''s see a Primordial Chaos has sunk into insanity and we were wondering if you can help us?" Harmony asked with a puppy expression.    

Michael nodded sagely, seemingly unfazed by the puppy dog eyes "I shall help my brother, he is dear to my heart. I thank you for informing me of this, I would of noticed in time, but many would of perished in the meanwhile." He then looked to me and nodded again "I see you are a scythe user... interesting..." He then held out his hand, a blue crystal orb materializing in it "I have made trade with Uriel, most fortunately, and this orb will fulfill your need of an Order power source. Have you Light and Harmony?"

"Well I'm the Tree of Harmony back home and Sora is a keyblader of light. Will that cover it?" Harmony asked as looked at Emerl who respond with a nod.  

Michael nodded "I shall need use of one of the keyblade users key chains, specifically the one that goes to the Way to the dawn keyblade."

Sora nodded, summoning Way to the Dawn before removing its keychain. "Sure," he said, tossing it over. "I never use this one anyway."

"I don't need to ask, but say if there were alternatives that I need to speak privately with you?" Emerl asked

Michael looked to Emerl, speaking to him mentally for a moment

'Well I bet you can sense three different powers in me.'

He then nodded 'I meant not to pry, your fighting preferences are your own, and I am fairly certain that removing the Essence core from you would cause you great pain.'

'Yeah that core is permanently bonded to me, so the thing and I are one and the same now.' Emerl explained with a serious tone. 'So you think we will need it, since I can guarantee an essence version of Excalibur can cut through anything except it's authentic Excalibur counterparts.'

Michael then spoke aloud "No, we have all we need here., no sacrifice is needed, and I would recommend you do not take your life so lightly, you are going to bring great change." He then took the aura of Harmony, the Order crystal, and the Way to the Dawn Keyblade charm "Jeremy, I need you to create a token."

I nodded curiously and held out my hand, letting red blood like liquid flow from it and pool on the floor, forming a red metal slenderman mark combined with the eyes of Chzo symbol, which then floated into his hands, the three items then began to orbit my new token as they turned into three orbs of light, one rainbow colored, one blue, one bright white, they all then flowed into my mark as Michael crushed it in his hand, the shards floating in mid air a moment before reforming into a keychain in the shape of four scythes crossing a heart.

Sora whistled, impressed. "Man, I'd love to see the badyay keyblade that comes with that chain."

Harmony felt great connection towards the keychain as she shared her emotions with Emerl and he commented. "Holy Jesus! This is second compare to that one time, but this is still awesome." He turned to Harmony. "How do you feel?"

"It feels like it can almost do anything." Harmony answered as looked at her hooves. "I think I'm going to create a weapon later."

Michael handed the keychain to me, pointing to a newly formed hole in my scythes handle, right at the bottom, I then cautiously connected the chain to my scythe and gasped as it was overwhelmed by a black, blue and white flame, changing into a four sided scythe with a skull at the center, it's mouth the spawning point  of the four scythe blades, which glowed with the multicolored fire as the flames went down the handle, changing it into a metal spine, the fire then went to my hand and enveloped my body, I panicked a moment before realizing it did not hurt, I then looked to myself to find myself bound in black shiny armor, my entire body covered in the spiky black platemail, except my head, which was the same expressionless white screen.

Sora looked me up and down and smirked. "Okay, you've got to be the most ridiculously over the top metal Slender I've ever seen."

Michael laughed "Interesting, it seems that the power of your scythe is greater than I had anticipated, young mortal."

"I wonder if it has anything to do with the Master Emerald in me?" Harmony asked out loud as she touched the scythe with wonder.  

I shrugged "I have no idea, all I know is that I am ready to face Raphael."

"Well I wish you luck." Emerl stated as he looked at the direction Raphael is heading. "I'm sensing that he is coming right now!" He quickly went into battle mode.

"Sweet," said Sora, summoning Oathkeeper and Oblivion. "I've been looking forward to fighting something other than the standard heartless."

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I looked around me as there was a bright  flash of red light and we were no longer in Canterlot, or even Equestria, we were in a dark, foggy battleground, blood soaking the ground as a voice sounded from all around us "Can you hear the screaming? I hear it... it calls out to me from across reality... I hear her cries just as I heard them that night..."

I looked around as I grew uneasy, this could not be good..." Where are you? SHOW YOURSELF!"

Raphael then appeared in front of me, his cane in one hand in a reverse grip, and a sword made of red metal in the other, his eyes were cold, dead, and cruel " I tried to save her... but she was too weak... mortals, are too weak... they do not deserve our interventions, as they will eventually die anyway, the only SANE answer is to crush them under our heels like the insignificant insects they are..." He then laughed insanely before flashing behind Sora and clubbing him behind the head " Sleep now..."

"Shit! Sora!" Emerl suddenly stopped as he questioned. "Are you sure? It's a primordial being you are facing?" The robot's eyes suddenly glowed red as he began a hollow laugh. "Finally, a worthy opponent to test out." He charged at Raphael with a third eye opening. Emerl's body color changed completely gold as the eye color had a red dot to the center.

Michael nodded as he held out his hand, the wound on Sora being inflicted on him, a large dent forming in his metal frame, Sora waking up right as Michael was attacked by Raphael, who easily deflected each attack from Emerl. Raphael took his sword and in a quick stroke beheaded Michael in a clean strike, straight through his scythe

Sora pulled himself to his feet, glaring at Raphael. “Okay, maybe I need to go all out on this one.” In a flash of light, Sora began floating in the air, his clothes entirely white and black. He’d switched out keyblades, too. One was the Ultima Weapon. The other’s shaft was a deep, dark purple with black and green vines twining around it. The hilt was a light purple in another vine design, and the blade featured a wicked looking curve which was stained blood red. The keychain featured a cracked flower. “Going to need your help for this one, Pansy.” He pointed Ultima at Michael, calling out "Curaga!" A flurry of glowing green leaves surrounded Michael as his head floated back onto his neck, the dent disappearing and his eyes whirring back to life.

Michael nodded appreciatively to Sora  before he turned to Raphael, letting out black sand from his wrists that went into the floor, raising three deceased  stone Ogres "My servants shall detain him for a minute at most!

Emerl  suddenly appeared behind Raphael, "Oi dumbass! You never go easy on things like me!" He performed some rapid blows which Raphael was easily blocking with his cane. It took a few moments before the god found himself using more force as he gave a competitive grin. "Oi fools! I can only stall him for 2 mins!" Emerl shouted with rage at the others

 Raphael, interested by the machines capabilities to adapt, changed to a completely different style as his  sword disappeared and was replaced by a pair of daggers. "Do you really think you may harm me mortal? I am chaos, I am change, none may stop me! "

 Emerl only grab the deities body as his body merged with it."That's why Nth combining will weaken you, I'd a good time fighting you!" The god felt his body mixing with forces of Harmony while his chaos energy was being drained and converted against him. It took a minute before a human was spat out of the metal covered god. The human only stared up and heard a maniacal laughter from the god as he blew up his prison. The insane god stared at the human "Well at least he remembered to spit me out before doing something stupid." The human sighed as he summoned a grey armor and a blade it had the hilt of sonic and black knight's excalibur, yet the blade is different as it was longer and more wider. "Well I told Michael I won't use Essence, but madness had taken over that moment." The human now identified as Emerl charged at Raphael as he notice the human's eyes glowed. He wisely dodged the attack which slash a piece of his hair off. He attempted to recover it, yet nothing happened. This made the insane god narrowed his eyes as he quickly displaced the essence human by sending him into a black hole. "Oh shit!" Emerl yelled before he disappears from sight as he focused on everyone else.      

I slenderwalked behind Raphael and grabbed him, slenderwalking us several hundred feet up into the air and  hooking him on my scythe before using it to throw him at high speed unto the ground, I looked to Michael, whom was fighting constructs made undoubtedly by Raphael and was about to slenderwalk to the ground when a pair of daggers stabbed me in the shoulders, I screamed in pain as a burning sensation filled my body, only for it to stop as Michael again took on my pain, falling right as his stone Ogres finished off the constructs. I then looked to Raphael, who was laughing darkly before a Thundaga from Sora hit him square in the chest, doing little more than make his hair frizz up.

Sora grinned. "Time for me to get in on this." He quickly flew behind Raphael, throwing the darker keyblade at him repeatedly as he used Ultima to spam Fira spells at his back. "Hey ugly! You call yourself a chaos god? I've seen ferrets more threatening than you!"

Raphael looked to Sora with a psychotic grin "Let me help you hear the screaming... listen to its bitter lullaby..."  He then changed his daggers into a pair of gauntlets and appeared right behind Sora, taking his keyblade and dispelling it as he grabbed him by the throat. "HEAR MY SORROW SONG, SORA!"

Raphael roared in a psychopathic rage as he struggled against his bonds, breaking free in mere seconds before I slenderwalked behind him with my scythe in it's more manageable four selves, each looking like a skull on a small metal spine with a flaming scythe blade coming out the mouth, I  rammed my scythe right into his arm, freeing Sora right as a blast of red electricity ran between Raphaels hands, seems I saved Sora from being Fricassee.

Sora sighed in relief, summoning his keyblades once again as he nodded to me. "Thanks for that. Not sure what that attack was, but I don't think I would have liked it much."

Michael nodded "That is one of Raphael's cruelest executions, he makes you live through his entire life in mere moments, making your brain explode from data overload, stay away from his hands."

Sora just smirked. "Got a better one for you. Aeroga!" A mini-cyclone formed around Sora, whirling around at high speeds. "Let's see him try to grab me now."

 Raphael growled and flew straight at Sora, breaking through the winds with ease and punching Sora so hard that a painful crack was heard. Sora went flying back into a wall, the cyclone reforming just in time to cusion the blow. "Okay," he said, casting a quick Cura on himself, "cockiness gets you killed. Got it..."

I then Slenderwalked to Raphael and planted each of my four scythes in Raphaels joints, temporarily paralyzing him as I grabbed the Archive and ripped it from his neck, tearing out my scythes and reforming them as I crushed the crimson crystal heart, Raphael then screamed in agony as the area turned back into canterlot, Raphael slowly stood up, but... I he felt different. I looked to his eyes, once cold dead and cruel, now warm, alive, and full of remorse as his eyes filled with tears "What... what have I done?" he looked around him, seeing the various wounds on my friends and the dents in my armor.

Carl thenglomped me while crying "I w-was so worried! A-are you okay!? I did all I could to keep him in there, b-but he was so strong, and he hurt you guys so much... I'm so sorry!"

Sora looked him up and down, his eyes flashing briefly white before he relaxed,  disbanding his keyblades and his Final Form. "Nothing that you could control. The madness has left your heart."

The whole group noted a portal formed in front of them. At first, they were confused by the sudden appearance until a robot suited Emerl came out of the portal. "Phew, you guys can't believe the crazy things I saw when trying to find this place. So battle over or did you guys split the madness out of him, yet?" He commented before being tackled by Harmony who was pounding on his chest.

"You dummy I thought you were dead!" Harmony cried as she buried into his chest.

"Don't worry Harmony, I'm alright now, so  cheer up." Emerl softingly whispered while brushing her head before he felt a shiver.

 

I then heard the same dark laughter as I turned around, the shards of the Archive releasing a dark miasma, Raphael quickly noticed and snapped his fingers, dispersing the amulet into a fine mist that he then trapped in a jar. "It seems that I have retained my boosted power, I assume that my mad self can only drive others insane now..." He then looked to us and bowed "I apologize for my unforgivable behavior as of late, it was absolutely abhorrent."

"Don't sweat it, man! At least no one got killed." Emerl commented while sheepishly rubbing his back.

He then noticed Harmony and blushed "m-madam... I know this is rather sudden, but may I treat you to a meal sometime?"

Harmony felt her cheeks grew warm as she looked back at Emerl sternly who sighed, yet nodded. "Sure Raphael, I would love to have a date with you." she ended with a wink.

Raphael nodded shyly and offered her his arm,  she took it with little to no hesitation.  As they walked off, I dispelled my scythe and armor before removing the charm and handing it to Sora "I think you should have it, I don't think this kind of power suits me that well...

Sora nodded, taking the keychain in hand. A flash of light later, and he held a new blade. The keyblade   had a long, thin, silver shaft that looked almost like a metal spine with red tendrils weaving together to form the handle, and 4 scythe blades on the end in the shape of key teeth. "Mysterious Stalker," he muttered, giving a few practice swings. "Good for quick, mid-range strikes, not much magic affinity, and, wait..." He suddenly vanished, reappearing on the other side of the room. "...short distance teleporting. Nice."

Emerl quickly called Chaos on his Omochao. "Hey, I know you had that crush for Tikal, but she moved on." there was raging mumbling. "Apparently, it's a primordial Chaos god and no offense she kinda knew you as a brother/best friend." the raging conversation chatted loud enough to voice out "It's your fault this happened, asshole!" Emerl quickly hanged up before it grew worse as he said. "Well I pray this guy doesn't break her heart like the last guy."  

 

Michael laughed "Do not be ridiculous, I have never seen Raphael this smitten before, well... not since Alice... but this one is an immortal, so I do not think there should be any such problem."

Emerl felt happy to hear that before respond. "That's good because the last guy who dumped her did it because of Discord."  

Michael shrugged "Raphael is basically the grand master of the draqoneqqui, so he'd probably just ground him if he became a pest."

Emerl shrugged at the commented. "That is true. Anyway, I worried about the mare/tree/woman like my second mom." He changed into a sly tone to Michael. "So any chance of blackmail on the couple in the near future."  

Michael shook his head amusedly as I slugged Emerl in the back of the head, producing a loud clang "Don't be an ass."

"Ok I won't do anything on their first date." Emerl seems to have a built in watch as well since he seems to be rushing "Oh shit! Look at the time, need to babysit the colts. Jeremy make sure you don't open any of the boxes or she'll piranha them down her throat in seconds." The robot was about to head out until he remember something. "Oh yeah, Sora if you find James, please don't blast his partner since she's Chrysis. Anyway, could you guys give me a copy of your token?"  

   

I generated my new token and gave it to him, smiling "Maybe I can enjoy my honeymoon now?" Emerl felt like laughing before he shut up by my glare. "I am absolutely serious."

Sora summoned a kingdom Key keychain and tossed it over. "Don't worry," he said. "I may be new to the multiverse, but I know better than to judge another based only on what mine is like. But, if I may ask, who is Chrysis?"

"She is a changeling queen or basically a bug pony with morphing abilities." Emerl commented while an Omochao went to Sora and me. "So goodbye you two and Michael I expect her back before midnight." The robot then teleported back to his world.

"Changeling, huh?" muttered Sora. "I'm going to have to look out for that." He looked over to Jeremy and smiled. "Well, it's been interesting. If you ever need me again, call on my name and I'll be there." In a flash of light, he was gone.

I then slenderwalked all the treats into me and Pinkies bedroom, wrote a letter saying they were from me, and went back to bed...

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