I walked around the town with a raised brow. It was actually funny seeing the town like this, it kinda brightened up the place and made it more lively. Although I will question the floating banana dolphins and the cotton candy clouds that rained chocolate milk. I figure it was just one of Twilights spells gone haywire again since no one was actually getting hurt. Just in case some monster showed up I had brought my Colt Python 357 Magnum Revolver and placed it in my jean pocket. I had it secretly enchanted to never run out of ammo, thank Griffith for the Black Magic Market, fun fact I actually get my meat from there. Got a griffin named Stormlight to get me hydra meat in exchange for a plant called poison joke, must be this worlds equivalent to meth or something.

Don't you be staring at me like that, on my earth crime reigns free and some habits just stick, it's not like I'm giving it to kids or some messed up shit like that. We had an agreement, he tried to pull some sneaky shit I put a bullet through his head and vice versa.

As I looked around I saw a hill with some kind of tall chair on top of it. Deciding to investigate I walked over until I was at the bottom of the hill. Upon further inspection there seemed to be someone chuckling as they watched the chaos around the area. "Hey!" I called out.

The chair turned right around to reveal what I can only describe as a death metal albums wet dream except child friendly. The creature looked at me with curiosity. "Hmmm, isn't this interesting. I don't remember making a creature as strange as you yet." I immediately recognised that voice from Star Trek.

"I'm strange? Have you looked at yourself lately?" I retorted, not fond of being called strange.

"Touché. Tell me, what are you exactly?" He asked while leaning forward with interest.

"I'm a human, now what are you?" I asked while slowly slipping my hand towards my gun.

"Well if you must know, I am a Draconequus. I am Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony." This caught my interest.

"Well, my name is Zero Shattered. What do you mean by disharmony?" He smirked and motioned to the area around us.

"This, I find this world quite boring so I caused chaos like this to liven things up a bit. Although Princess Sunbutt and Moonbottom don't really agree with my definition of fun." He snapped his fingers and a screen showing Discord being hit by the elements of harmony.

"Why? No one is getting hurt or anything and you seem to only want to have fun." I looked around and agreed it was a little extreme, but it could be managed. "Maybe you three could reach some kind of agreement." I suggested, he just looked at me with a shocked expression.

"Reach an agreement... With the Princesses?" He asked, floating down to me and bending down to eye level.

"Yeah, one that still allows you to cause chaos but at a managed scale. Like you find a large area of land to cause your chaos and maybe a little bit around a town or something to maybe make someone's day better and the princesses don't turn you to stone." He just looked at me in shock.

"That... that actually sounds reasonable, that's never happened before."

"Maybe it's because you never had someone look at both sides of the argument. Now how about you turn the town back to normal, bring us to Canterlot and we can sort this out together?"

He scratched his chin in thought. "Oh what the heck, I've got eternity to cause chaos, I can take some time to talk." I nodded.

"Ok, wait here a sec, I'm gonna go get someone that can help us out with this."

"Fine, but I need to keep myself entertained." He snapped his fingers and a tap dancing timberwolf appeared.

"Ok, that is funny." I chuckled and shot off towards Posit's house.

A few minutes later in Canterlot

I knocked on the door of the throne room and poked my head in to see Celestia looking worried. "Celestia?" She perked up and looked at me.

"Oh, Zero. I wasn't expecting you. Has something happened to Ponyville?" She asked with a worried tone.

"If by something you mean a chaos God showing up and turning oranges to pears then yes something has happened."

She got up and walked over to me. "Discord has already reached Ponyville? We must do something immediately." She was about to walk out the door when I stopped her.

"Heyheyhey hold on, there's another reason I am here. It actually involves the situation at hand... Or is it hoof? Doesn't matter." She looked at me confused. "Come in you two." Posit walked in the door with a warm smile.

"Hello Princess."

"Hello Posit, what do I owe the visit?" Asked Celestia. Posit waved someone in and the door was pushed open gently by Discord, who nervously waved at the sun Princess. "Discord!" Celestia charged her horn to attack but I blocked her way.

"Easy there Tia, he's here to make peace." Celestia just looked at me with serious confusion.

"What?"

"As hard as it is to believe, Zero is right. Discord is here to come to an agreement." Celestia just looked at us both in confusion, turning to Discord he had a halo above his head and was giving her puppy dog eyes... With a puppy in his arms, suprisingly effective on me. Although Symbol and I were born with a weakness to cute things for some reason.

"I find that extremely hard to believe." I sighed and walked over to the door. I pulled out a crystal I had bought on the black market and a magic barrier sealed us all in the room. I pulled out my gun and pointed it at everyone.

"Alright, no one is leaving this room until we come to some kind of agreement." Discord smirked, Posit looked shocked and Celestia facehoofed.

"Just like his brother." This was gonna be a long day.