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Birthday Suit by DSK and thedarkitty
Streaker(s) Anthro Rainbow Dash

Rainbow gave a satisfied grunt as she lifted a barbell stacked with heavy disks on each end, letting it back down to her chest before lifting it back up and extending her arms straight out in front of her. It was extremely hard work, and sweat was pouring down her body, soaking her fur and stinging her eyes.

Despite the extreme burning in her arm muscles, Rainbow kept pushing herself to make her already toned and sexy body even more toned and sexy. After all, a pony had to look her best when she was finally going to be showing off her stuff for the Wonderbolts, who were thinking of using her as a backup flier.

45...46...47… “Come on Rainbow, you can do this! Only three more to go then you’ll be finished. Just fight past the pain!” 48... 49... “One... more…”

“Hey Dashie!” Cloudchaser said, standing over her. Cloudchaser’s sudden appearance caused the pegasus to give a startled yelp, and she would have dropped the dumbbell on her chest if it wasn’t for her spotter’s fast reflexes. “Oh my gosh! Rainbow, I’m so sorry!”

“No biggie,” Rainbow grunted between pants as she lifted the barbell one final time. “Shouldn’t have been doing this without a spotter anyway. So Cloudchaser, what can I help you out with?”

“I was hoping we could workout together, but it looks like you’re obviously done for the day.” Rainbow stood stretching out her sore muscles, and Cloudchaser gave a low whistle as she ran an appreciative gaze over Rainbow’s lean and toned body. “Damn Rainbow, what kind of experimental drug are you on?”

“No drugs, just good dieting and intensely hard workouts,” said Rainbow as she continued stretching out her body’s sore muscles, which earned her even more appreciative stares from the ponies on the weather team. She didn’t mind though, she knew how awesome her body was, and she took the staring as a compliment. After all, nopony stared at something that was unattractive. “I’m going to hit the showers now, maybe tomorrow we can workout together.”

Cloudchaser gave the pegasus a brief smile, before getting to work on the bench press herself. Rainbow left her workmate to her workout, and walked into the locker room where she stripped off and gave a little moan as she stepped into the shower and began massaging the cramps out of her sore body.

After fifteen minutes of blissful relaxation, Rainbow heard the door to the locker room open and Cloudchaser’s voice from the other side of the shower door ask, “So Rainbow, what are you planning to do for your birthday today?”

“Don’t really know. Pinkie Pie usually just throws a surprise party on our birthdays, so I suppose I’ll just hang out with my friends ‘til then. Anyway, that was a fast workout.”

“I forgot we still had to set up your birthday surprise.”

Rainbow’s ears perked up at that. “Really, you got me a birthday surprise?”

“Of course. And you’ll get it once you’re out of the shower.”

“Sweet! What is it? Is it a new Wonderbolt poster signed by Spitfire herself? Is it tickets to the next Wonderbolt show? Or what about a new Wonderbolt...”

“Rainbow! Calm down,” Cloudchaser said over the excited pegasus’ rapid talking. “You’ll find out soon enough.”

“Awww....come on Cloudchaser. Could you at least give me a little clue?”

“Sorry Dashie, but my lips are sealed.”

“Fine,” Rainbow muttered with a slight pout. A series of pops followed Rainbow’s words as she stretched out her wings and back, and she gave another satisfied moan as all the tension in her wings and back was relived.

“It sounds like you’re having quite the party for yourself in there, Dashie!” Cloudchaser yelled through the door, causing Rainbow to stop moaning as she worked the kinks out of her muscles.

“Very funny, Cloudchaser! You know I wouldn’t do that here.” Silence greeted Rainbow’s words and she frowned to herself in confusion. “Cloudchaser, you there?”

Silence.

“Hey Cloudchaser, where’d you go?”

Even more silence.

Then a few seconds later, Rainbow heard the door to the locker room slowly creak open, followed by soft footsteps stealthily walking in towards the shower recess she was in. Rainbow’s frown deepened, and her cheeks reddened as she briefly wondered if one of the stallions had decided to try their luck spying on her in the shower.

“Thunderlane, if that’s you, you’re so dead!”

Before she could do anything, the door to the shower banged open, revealing both Cloudchaser and Thunderlane standing there, and both were hiding something behind their backs. There was a moment of awkward silence as the pegasi all stared at each other, and Thunderlane’s wings shot upwards in a massive wingboner.

“What in the name of Celestia’s sweet flank are you doing, Cloudchaser? Why’d you let him in here?” Rainbow yelled, hastily draping an arm over her chest, and placing a hand between her legs to cover her marehood.

Cloudchaser gave her a mischievous grin. “This is your birthday surprise, Dashie.”

Her mouth dropped open in disbelief, and her gaze shifted between her co-workers, and the only words her embarrassed and shocked mind could come up with were... “What the fuck guys?”

There was a moment of silence before the two pegasi burst out laughing. Rainbow shifted uncomfortably, and her embarrassment and self consciousness grew at being laughed at, and she looked around for something to better conceal her nakedness. Suspiciously enough her gym bag was nowhere to be found, and the locker room was completely barren of towels.

“Looking for this, Rainbow?” Thunderlane asked, holding up the pegasus’ gym bag with a mischievous smile identical to the one Cloudchaser wore. Rainbow felt her face reddened brightly at the fact that somepony else held the things she needed to keep her most private parts, private.

Rainbow swallowed nervously as thoughts of karmic justice about what she had done to Twilight several weeks ago began swimming around her mind. Twilight wouldn’t do this to me, she’s too nice. Rainbow thought trying to reassure herself. “Okay guys, very funny, now give me my clothes back.”

Cloudchaser’s grin only grew wider. “Sorry Rainbow, but Thunderlane and I thought what better way for you to spend your birthday, then in your birthday suit?”

Rainbow’s eyes widened in horror at what she was hearing, and she realized she was about to be the victim of the most humiliating prank imaginable. But she was determined that her friends weren’t going to succeed with their prank, otherwise she would become a complete laughing stock in Ponyville, and Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight, would never let her live this down. So Rainbow did the only thing she could think of and lunged towards Cloudchaser with the intent of snatching her bag back.

Cloudchaser was faster than the now tired pegasus, and before Rainbow could get her hands on her gym bag, Cloudchaser threw it to Thunderlane who darted out the door with it. Without thinking, Rainbow ran after her clothes stealing friend and by the time she realized her mistake, Cloudchaser had locked the locker room door, leaving her at the mercy of her weather team’s gazes.

“Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! I’m actually being stared at naked in a gym full of ponies!”

Rainbow quickly placed her hands over her marehood and breasts as she stood there mortified, and completely humiliated as her naked body was openly gawked at by ponies she worked with on a near daily basis. The gym suddenly erupted into laughter and Rainbow desperately searched around for anything that could cover herself with before her humiliation became even worse. But like the locker room the gym was suspiciously empty of anything that would be more useful than just her hands to cover her nakedness with. Immediately, Rainbow began pounding loudly on the locker room door.

“Let me in Cloudchaser, you’ve had your laugh. I’m humiliated! Now let me in!... Please?” The door remained locked, and Rainbow’s face grew hotter and hotter, while she grew more panicked at having everypony staring at her. “Stop staring at me, I’m naked!” Rainbow yelled.

“And dayyym sexy!”

“YYYYEAAAHHH!” Bulk Biceps agreed.

“I’m free tomorrow night, Dashie!”

More comments about her hotness continued echoing around the gym, and Rainbow found herself wishing an asteroid would fall from space and blow her completely out of existence. Then her eyes fell on Thunderlane who still had her gym bag and was smiling widely.

Rainbow gave her work mate a pleading look. "Come on Thunderlane, you've had your laugh, I'm embarrassed. Can you just give me my clothes now?"

Thunderlane looked thoughtful for a moment. "I could, but that wouldn't be much of a birthday prank would it? And this is also part payback for making Applejack and Twilight streak across Ponyville."

"Gimme that bag!" Rainbow yelled, clearing the distance between her and Thunderlane with a powerful flap of her wings. They both gave a loud OOMF as they collided together, and Rainbow began desperately trying to snatch her gym bag from Thunderlane’s grasp.

As the two pegasi wrestled with each other over control of the bag, Rainbow’s face burned brighter with embarrassment as she realized everypony was getting a perfect view of her marehood and breasts. To Rainbow’s horrified embarrassment, she noticed the effect her nakedness was having on the stallions in the gym, as their wings were completely erect and hard, and the bulges in their pants were getting noticeably larger.

She didn’t know what she was going to do once this was all over, the stallions were and probably even some of the mares were going to be getting themselves off that memory of her naked body, and she had to work with them doing weather duties afterwards. The only comfort Rainbow was able to get from her current situation was the lack of cameras around.

“Thunderlane, you are so dead if you don’t let go of this bag right now!” Rainbow screamed, pulling harder on her gym bag, which caused her breasts to jiggle and bounce rather attractively much to everypony’s delight and Rainbow’s continued humiliation.

Thunderlane grunted and he pulled back harder as well. “Really, whatcha going to do? Give me a heart attack with your extremely hot body? I could think of worse ways to go.”

Rainbow snarled, and resisted the strong urge to kick Thunderlane’s between the legs so hard he wouldn’t walk straight for a month, she would only do that to a stallion if it was a matter of self defense. “I said LET GO!” She screamed, giving the bag her hardest tug yet.

“Okay,” said Thunderlane.

The sudden release of the gym bag caused Rainbow to give a startled ‘eep’ of surprise as her momentum caused her to backpedal rapidly towards the gym’s front door which was suddenly opened by Cloudchaser’s sister, Flitter.

Time seemed to slow down for Rainbow as she tripped out the gym’s door and every second seemed like a lifetime as her public humiliation was about to become even more public and humiliating. Had she been able to, Rainbow would have given her soul to whatever dark deity demanded that price for winding back time and preventing the last hour from ever happening.

The door to the gym slammed shut before Rainbow could race back in, so she began pounding loudly on the door. “Flitter, you better let me back in right this instant!”

“Sorry Dashie.” Flitter called out from the other side of the door. “But I promised my sister I’d help her with pranking you…Nice ass by the way!”

“I’m gonna get...” Rainbow’s yelling, came to an abrupt halt as she heard laughing behind her, and the blushing pegasus turned around hiding her exposed privates from view with her hands, from a group of laughing ponies that stood on the other side of the street.

“I can’t believe that Cloudchaser did it!” one of them said. “She actually got Rainbow Dash to run around in her birthday suit, on her birthday!”

“Dammit,” another pony said, “there goes twenty bits.”

Rainbow couldn’t believe what she had just learned; not only had Cloudchaser been planning this birthday prank for a while, but apparently she had told the whole town, and even placed a few bets. Rainbow’s face now not only burned with humiliation, it burned with frustration at the fact somepony had been able to pull off a prank this big on Ponyville’s biggest prankster.

“Hey Dashie,” Cloudchaser greeted, before picking up the fallen gym bag. “I suppose you’ll be wanting these soon, huh?”

“Give that back!” Rainbow made a desperate lunge for the gym bag, but her body was still recovering from her intense workout, and Cloudchaser easily dodged out of the way.

“Don’t worry Dashie, you’ll get it back. You just have to find it.”

Before Rainbow could ask Cloudchaser what she meant by ‘finding it’ the door to the gym burst open and the entire weather team took to the air, each pegasus holding a gym bag identical to Rainbow’s.

Rainbow made one more desperate lunge for her bag, but Cloudchaser once again was too fast and she threw it into the air for another pegasus to catch, and soon it was lost in a sea of identical impostors. “Awww come on... Cloudchaser that’s so not fair!”

“Still pretty funny though. Have fun Dashie.” Cloudchaser said, as she flared her wings and took off before Rainbow could do anything to stop her.

“You’re so dead, Cloudchaser!” Rainbow shouted at the retreating pegasus.

“HEY EVERYPONY! RAINBOW DASH IS RUNNING THROUGH PONYVILLE AND SHE’S NAKED!" Cloudchaser shouted and pointed in the naked pony's direction before quickly flying off with said pony's gym bag.

Rainbow Dash was horrified and her cheeks turned as red as a cherry when several ponies turned in the direction the shouting mare had indicated as she stood there locked out of the gym with out without a shred of clothing.

She didn't just shout that did she? Rainbow thought as she stood there frozen in fear. Oh my gosh she totally did, this can't be happening and on my birthday of all days! What do I do! What do I do! I need a plan and fast!

"Looking good Rainbow Dash!" a random stallion called out and to her and wolf whistled, spanning her out of her thoughts and causing her blush to deepen.

I gotta get home and fast! Screw chasing them around for my gym bag.

Before the next comment about her nakedness reached her ears she covered herself the best she could and shot off like a rocket into the sky flying as fast as her tired wing muscles could take her.

"Those assholes! I can't believe they did this! They are sooo gonna pay big time for this! That is if I don't die of embarrassment first!" Rainbow shouted to herself as she felt the rushing winds chill her clothes-less body.

She landed on the front balcony of her house in record time, and gave a sigh of relief that her ordeal was almost over, but it was quickly cut off when she realized her house keys were in her pants pockets. Which were in her gym bag, which was in her weather team’s possession, who were currently flying around Ponyville.

Rainbow Dash felt a rising tide of panic as she tried to think what to do now, there was no way she was chasing her weather team through Ponyville while naked. She briefly considered kicking down a cloud wall, but the thought of the cost it would take to replace the special home-making clouds quickly shut that option down.

Then Rainbow facepalmed as she remembered her spare key hidden under the doormat, but when she bent down to pick it up, the sound of a pegasus landing behind her caused her to squeal in embarrassment and hastily cover herself up.

“Awesome flank you got there, Dashie,” Flitter said.

Rainbow glared at the pegasus and nodded towards the gym bag she was carrying. “Are those my clothes?”

Flitter shrugged. “Could be. We don’t bother checking what’s in the bags when we switch them.”

“Why are you even here anyway?” Rainbow asked, trying to ignore the fact that she was standing naked in front of one of the hottest mares on her weather team. Rainbow mentally slapped herself for thinking about that at a time like this.

“Though who’s to say I can’t....” Another mental slap stopped that thought in its tracks. “Focus Dash, you gotta get that bag, and see if it’s got your clothes in it.”

“I’m here to tell you Cloudchaser took your spare key so there’s no way back inside your house, unless of course you get your keys back, and Tank is over at Fluttershy’s,” Flitter explained.

“You guys thought of everything. Except for one problem you guys forgot to think of,” Rainbow said, as some of her old cocky confidence replaced her embarrassment.

Flitter raised an eyebrow. “Really, and what’s that?”

“I’m Rainbow Dash!” Before Flitter could do anything, Rainbow spear tackled her off of the cloud balcony and grabbed her gym bag from her grasp, before flying off. “HA! Nopony can pull one over on Rainbow Da...” Rainbow’s words of victory were cut off as she opened the bag and stared in horror at its contents. Instead of her clothes, the gym bag was full of dirty socks and their stench made her eyes water.

Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!

Rainbow gagged and dropped the bag of offending footwear and waved a hand in front of her face to try and ward off the evil stink that still lingered, and made her want to throw up.

“You were saying?” Flitter said, flying up to her and smirking.

Rainbow immediately forgot about getting rid of the smell, and employed the use of her hands into the protection of her most private parts. “Ha-ha, you win, I’m embarrassed, you got your laugh. Now give me my clothes!”

A loud wolf whistle stopped whatever words Flitter was about to say, and Rainbow switched her glare to the offending pony, only to stare in shock at what they were holding. Another gym bag, identical to her own gym bag.

“Get back here with that!” Rainbow yelled, once again taking part in the biggest and most humiliating game of Keep Away she had ever played.

Wait a minute, they want me to chase them. But I don’t have to, I’ve got five friends who would gladly help me out of this situation.

With a definite plan forming in her mind, Rainbow stopped her pursuit and flew in the opposite direction towards Fluttershy’s cottage.

“Stupid! Stupid! Dash!” She mentally berated herself for not thinking of going to her friends first and ending this thing a long time ago. Once Rainbow could see Fluttershy’s cottage in the distance, a wave of relief washed over her, and she flapped her wings harder to end this nightmare as fast as possible.

Rainbow spotted three figures sitting on a nearby cloud, and her nightmare worsened as she recognized the stallions as her rivals from flight school.

“Hey look, it’s Rainbow Crash!”

“And she’s naked!”

“Sweet!”

Celestia’s left flank cheek, please anything but this, Rainbow silently prayed, as she tried to push herself to greater speeds, but the pain it caused her wings forced her to slow down, and she found herself really wishing her tail wasn’t blowing everywhere and giving the three stallions the best show of their lives.

“Just leave me alone!” Rainbow shouted in annoyance, not wanting her embarrassment and humiliation to increase even further. It was already bad enough she was flying around naked with her marehood and breasts completely exposed to anypony on the ground, and now she had three teenage colts following after her, eager to view her nakedness.

“Rainbow, wait up!”

“I said leave me alone!” Rainbow kicked a nearby cloud, feeling a surge of satisfaction as it hit the teenage colts in their faces, and she flew off leaving them to choke on the cloud vapor.

A few moments later she landed in front of Fluttershy’s front door and gave it a loud knock. There was no answer for a while, so she knocked again, and shifted uncomfortably while she waited for her pegasus friend to answer the door. “Come on Flutters, open the door!” Rainbow yelled, pounding on the door. But no matter hard she yelled the door remained resolutely shut, and with a frustrated sigh, Rainbow took to the skies once more.

Her next destination was Sweet Apple Acres, as it was the only the other house that was secluded well enough away from Ponyville for her not to be embarrassed when she knocked on the door. But the result was the same as her previous attempt at Fluttershy’s cottage, and she now knew she had no choice but to go into Ponyville to ask the rest of her friends for help.

Rainbow took the return flight back to Ponyville was much slower, and as the small town grew larger, Rainbow’s apprehension and nervousness grew with it, until she wanted nothing more than to go into the Everfree Forest and be turned to stone by a cockatrice.

No Dash, you can do this. You’re awesomeness incarnate after all. This will be easier then pulling off a sonic rainboom.

Normally, Rainbow loved being the center of attention, but as she landed on the outskirts of Ponyville, she wanted nothing more than to disappear, and for everypony to forget she ever existed. Anything would have been better than feeling the humiliation of running through town, while everypony, stared, laughed, or cat called at her nakedness.

As Rainbow ran through Ponyville to Sugar Cube Corner, her cheeks burned brighter than she ever thought possible, and she made a mental note to ask Pinkie if she ever stashed clothes around Ponyville in case of clothes emergencies. By the time she got to Sugar Cube Corner, her face was burning completely red, and she felt as though she was going to melt into puddle of mortified humiliation. Rainbow couldn’t arrive at the sweet shop and was about to knock on the door, when she noticed a note saying the store was closed for the day and its occupants were out.

“You gotta be kidding me!” Rainbow muttered to herself, and began running to Rarity’s boutique. At this point she didn’t care what she was wearing, as long as it ended her humiliating ordeal of running around Ponyville naked.

But when Rainbow reached the fashion designer’s store, her hopes of being clothed were dashed when she saw a similar sign to the one hanging on sugar cube corner. What the heck happened to all my friends? Why aren’t they home?

Then it dawned on her that Cloudchaser had somehow probably done something to manipulate them into leaving Ponyville for the day, and she realized she had no choice but to play Cloudchaser’s game of keep away.

Moving fast, Rainbow began chasing down her weather team ponies, all the while trying her best not to reveal her marehood, and breasts to the laughing citizens of Ponyville. Rainbow briefly wondered why they weren’t offering her any help, and she realized it was probably because they were getting her back for all the pranks she pulled on them over the years.

I can't believe this is happening! Is this what Rarity, Twilight, and Applejack went through? This is horrible, everypony is staring at me! Dash thought to herself as she continued to chase down her clothes from her workmates while fighting to contain her humiliation. But the worst part of Rainbow’s ordeal was whenever she was close to grabbing a pony with a gym bag, they would run into a store and she would be subjected to even more humiliation as everypony stopped what they were doing to either wolf whistle, or tell her how sexy her flank was.

Rainbow opened another gym bag revealing only more dirty socks. They’re soooo gonna pay for this!

Rainbow exitied yet another shop feeling more embarrassed and humiliated than ever, and caught a glimpse of Thunderlane through the crowd of ponies buying and selling their wares.

Rainbow’s humiliation and self consciousness only grew with every wolf whistle, or open mouthed gawking the ponies in the marketplace threw her way, but Rainbow resolutely kept her gaze on the bag in Thunderlane’s hands not willing to let it leave her sight for a second.

It was this single minded determination that became her undoing, as she failed to notice Featherweight step into her path until she was falling over the small teenage pegasus. They both groaned as their senses returned from the collision, and Featherweight’s eyes grew wide, while Rainbow’s cheeks grew redder, as the young colt got his first ever look at a mare’s complete anatomy.

Oh sweet Celestia! I can't believe that colt and who knows how many other ponies just saw my crotch! Rainbow Dash mentally slapped herself not knowing that such levels of embarrassment were possible of existing. She gave a small ‘eep’ and clenched her legs tightly together to conceal her fully exposed slit from Featherweight’s and every other pony’s gaze, and grabbed his camera before the colt could take any pictures.

“Sorry about this,” Rainbow said removing the battery. “But I don’t need that kind of publicity.” She threw the battery a few meters away to give herself a head start before the young photographer could get his camera ready. She also didn’t need that kind of karmic justice of having somepony getting themselves off to her naked photo, like she occasionally did with Rarity’s.

The young colt would undoubtedly remember what he saw for the rest of his life, and the memory alone would probably be enough to get him off a few times and even more so if he actually managed to get the picture. I don't even want to think about that!

Rainbow spotted Thunderlane once more, and she began desperately pushing her way through the crowd to get to him. More than once she accidentally exposed herself, and more wolf whistles and comments on how sexy she was would ensue, and Rainbow’s cheeks would go brighter.

“Thunderlane!” Rainbow called just as she broke free of the crowd. “You are so dead once I get my hands on you!”

Thunderlane smirked and tauntingly waved the bag. “If you say so, Dashie.”

Rainbow snarled, and began running after Thunderlane desperate to get her clothes back and end her nightmare of running Ponyville naked. With one more burst of speed, Rainbow spear tackled him to the ground, and grabbed the gym bag before taking off into the air and landing on a nearby rooftop.

This has to be it! I’ve already chased down everypony else with a gym bag. But Rainbow’s hopes were once again dashed as she opened it up to reveal only more socks. YOU’VE GOT TO BE BUCKING KIDDING ME! She threw the bag over the edge of the rooftop, and followed it down as she realized she still had one more pony to chase down. Cloudchaser!

Rainbow was about to start tracking down her now number one prank nemesis, when Scootaloo’s voice stopped her. “R-Rainbow?” For once Rainbow Dash was completely and utterly speechless as she slowly turned around to see her worst fears confirmed. “W-why are you running around naked?”

“U-uhh....” This was without doubt the worst moment of her ordeal. Scootaloo was her number one fan, and surrogate sister, and now the young pegasus’ godlike esteem she held for Rainbow would be completely shattered as she saw just how humiliated and vulnerable she was.

The two of them continued staring at each other in shocked silence, and things became twenty percent more awkward when the young filly’s slowly began rising as she gazed at her naked idol. Scootaloo’s cheeks flushed red with embarrassment as she realized what her wings had done, and she looked away from Rainbow’s gaze.

“I’m just gonna...”

“Yeah...” Rainbow agreed walking away in the opposite direction.

Rainbow decided never to mention, or think about that encounter with her surrogate little sister as it was simply too awkward and weird. Though the expression Scoots had on her face when she realised she had just popped a wing boner at the sight of her naked idol was priceless, and Rainbow couldn't but feel a little better that she wasn't the only one having a badly awkward and embarrassing day.

Her amusement was short lived as she realised she was still no closer to getting her clothes back, and recovering whatever little dignity she had left.

Cloudchaser’s the only pony I haven't taken a gym bag from, so that means Cloudchaser has my clothes. Speak of the devil.

"Stay sexy, Rainbow," Cloudchaser said as she flew past flaunting Rainbows clothes.

Having no choice but to follow Cloudchaser, the naked pegasus covered herself to the best of her ability and took off after the other Mare. “This prank has gone on long enough, and too many ponies have already seen me nude. Cloudchaser is soooo gonna get it when I catch her.”

“Go Rainbow go!” a pony yelled at her.

“Nice curves Dashie!”

“Sweet flank babe.”

This is so freaking humiliating, Dash thought, and her blush refused to leave her face as she tried her best to ignore the comments she was getting from random ponies. I really need to get my clothes back soon.

With that thought in mind Rainbow piled on the speed, causing her wings to scream in protest at their overuse, and she tried her best to block out the cat calls and wolf whistles that ponies threw her way. She had no idea this experience would be so horrible, and humiliating, and she made a mental note to apologize to Rarity, Applejack, and Twilight for being so insensitive to their experiences when this was all over.

She was concentrating so hard on keeping herself covered, that she had lost sight of Cloudchaser and she began panicking as she searched desperately for the only pony that could end this humiliation. She couldn’t see Cloudchaser anywhere, and she began panicking even more as ponies gathered around to watch her, and poke fun at her.

“Damn it, where did she go! Where did she go! Where did she freaking go!”

Rainbow hastily scanned the streets for Cloudchaser, but she could see nothing of the clothes thief through the crowd of ponies gathering to watch her. “Gah! I’m so stupid how could I have let her go?”

Every minute she searched prolonged her nudity and embarrassment that much more. “Where the hell did Cloudchaser go!" Rainbow shouted at the crowd of ponies. I've got to fin-"

"Over here Rainbow Dash!" Cloudchaser yelled at Dash from below. "Don't you want your clothes?"

The rainbow maned pegasus shot after Cloudchaser, hell bent on getting her clothes back and ending this devilish and humiliating prank.

“I'm so done with this shit now!” Dash thought starting to get angry now, and she was so focused on her goal that when she saw the pony she was chasing dart into Sugar Cube Corner she didn't even hesitate to follow her in. After all half the town had already seen everything her naked body had to offer and who ever was in SugarCube was about to get the same treat but Dash hoped they'd be the last.

Cloudchaser zipped down the hall of Sugar Cube Corner and into the main room flipping off the light and hiding behind the open door with Dash not far behind.

"Guys she's coming! Time for the finale!" Cloudchaser alerted the ponies in the now dark room, causing many ponies to giggle, mostly the weather team that all gathered there after Dash had caught them in search of her clothes.

Dash ran into the dark room a few seconds later completely unaware of what was about to happen. "END OF THE LINE CLOUDCHASER! NOW GIVE ME MY BUCKING CL..."

"SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAINBOW DASH!"

All at once the door had slammed shut and the lights were flipped on revealing the entire weather team, all of her friends, the other half of the town and Oh dear Celestia even the Wonderbolts themselves were here!

Rainbow Dash was frozen with horror at the sight of everypony, even her idols staring at her naked body. Running around Ponyville nude was humiliating enough but nothing could could compare to standing nude in this room filled with ponies and not just any ponies the Wonderbolts.

It took a few seconds for everypony to realize Dash had come to her surprise party completely naked and once they did, whistling, wingboners, and laughing filled the room and the naked mare could only stand there and take it.

‘This can’t be happening! They actually led me to my own surprise party naked! I’m such an idiot! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I’m never gonna live this down! EVER! I can’t believe everypony was in on this!” the pegasus though to herself her cheeks burning red, as the anger she was feeling seconds ago was quickly replaced with overpowering humiliation, sadness and panic as the mass of ponies in the room continued laughing at her.

“Even the Wonderbolts are here?” Dash fought to contain the tears that threatened to escape due to the humiliation she was suffering form at the hands of the weather team. “They'll never let me in the Wonderbolts now!”

“There’s so many ponies here! And they are all staring at me!” Dash struggled to think of something to get out of this situation as she tried in vain to shield her body from all the eyes currently ogling her.

“Why would they do this to me!” The embarrassed mare thought as the laughing and whistling continued. "Why would my friends-"

"Dash? What in tarnation are ya doing here naked?" the farm pony broke her from her thoughts as she walked up to her nude friend.

"Ummmm-" Dash couldn't even answer all she could do was look around the room in horror as dozens of ponies including her idols laughed at her.

"Dash? You ok partner?" Applejack asked, noticing the sad expression in the rainbow pegasus' eyes.

Without warning Dash gave the saddest squeal Applejack had ever heard before she ran out of the room and she could swear she saw tears flowing from Dash's eyes.

"What's going on Applejack?" Twilight asked, walking up to the apple farmer who now looked concerned. "Why was Dash nude?"

"Ah don't know but ah reckon it has something to do with those two." Applejack pointed to Cloudchaser and Thunderlane who were both laughing hysterically with Dash's gym bag in still in Cloudchaser's grip.

“Twi, go find Dash and make sure she is ok Ah'm gonna get to the bottom of this." Applejack stated as she walked off toward the laughing pair who were no doubt behind this while Twilight and the other girls went to find their highly embarrassed friend.

"What the hell did ya'll two do to Dash?" Applejack questioned in an angry tone as she walked up to the pair, glaring angry daggers at the two trouble makers.

"That prank was amazing, wasn't it?” Cloudchaser stated more than asked. "Did you see the look on her face!"

"I'm surprised she actually chased us all around Ponyville naked!" Thunderlane laughed.

"It's not like she had much choice in the matter." Cloudchaser continued her laughing fit. "We did lock her out of her house after all."

Now Applejack was extremely angry at what she was hearing. "Why in tarnation would y’all do something like that to her! And on her birthday of all days!" She shouted which caused both pegasi to stop laughing almost instantly. "What the freaking hell is wrong with y’all!"

"What? It was just a prank!" Cloudchaser said, looking a little scared of the apple farmer now.

"And it was payback for when she made you and Twilight streak," Thunderlane added. He too was a little frighten by Applejack's tone.

"Ah told you Dash didn't make me do anything!" She shouted at them again. "We made a bet and Ah lost and it was mah idea in the first place. And Twilight forgave Rainbow for doing that to her!"

"But uh we-"

"But nothin’," She interrupted, and by this point the rest of the partygoers had become silent aside from the whisperings of the events that had just transpired. "You humiliated her in front of her idols! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Ya’ll had no right to do this and she sure as hay didn't deserve it."

Before either one of them could respond Applejack ripped Dash's gym bag from Cloudchaser’s grip and went to find her friend, leaving the two ponies to ponder their actions.

She found her a few minutes later in Pinkie's room sitting on the pink pony's bed wrapped in the blanket surrounded by her friends with tears in her eyes.

"I know just how you feel darling," Rarity said in a soothing voice as she rubbed Dash's back. "I know just how awful your experience was."

"I'm sorry Rarity that I took your experience so lightly I had no idea it was so bad."

"No need to apologize to me, dear." Rarity continued to rub the pegasus back. "All is forgiven."

“Ah reckon you’ve been wanting this for a while now Dashie,” Applejack said handing the gym bag over.

Rainbow practically snatched the gym bag from AJ’s grasp, and in mere seconds she was dressed again, but tears were still falling from her eyes and to Applejack’s, Twilight’s and Rarity’s surprise she pulled them into a bone crushing hug and cried even harder.

“I can’t begin to tell each of you how sorry I am I gave you such a hard time I...”

Rarity made a hushing noise and delicately stroked the pegasus’ wings, which helped a lot in calming her down. “I already told you there was no need to apologize. As far as I am concerned, you've earned your forgiveness ten times over.”

“And Ah know you weren’t being serious when you teased me, you were just being Rainbow Dash.”

Everypony now looked at Twilight, who smiled sheepishly. “I must admit despite forgiving you, I was thinking of ways to get back at you for making me streak. But rest assured I believe you have suffered enough humiliation. Does anypony know what I can do with a whole bunch of color removing dye?”

Rainbow gave a slight chuckle and wiped the tears from her eyes. “Thanks guys you’re the best.”

Pinkie cleared her throat and they all turned to face her. “Now that all the apologies are out of the way, I do believe it’s time... to... PARTY!”

“Um… Pinkie,” Rainbow said, her face still bright red from her humiliating. “I know it’s my birthday and all… but everypony downstairs just saw me completely naked… so it’d be kinda awkward for me…”

“Awwwww…. come on Dashie…”

“Don’t worry Pinkie. We can have another party to celebrate my birthday sometime next week once everypony gets over what happened to me…”

“Okie Dokie Lokie Dash!” the pink pony cheerfully already planning the next party in her head.

“Thanks Pinkie.” Dash said wiping the the remainder of her tears away.

“No problemo! I’ll start planning the Sorry everypony saw you nak- I mean the Sorry you had miss your birthday party Birthday Party.” Pinkie quickly corrected herself in mid sentence with a giggle.

“So Twilight?” Dash asked starting to relax a little. “Do you think you can teleport me home?”

“Sure Rainbow, whenever you are ready.” Twilight said with a smile do you want to go now?”

“Yeah, that would be nice.” Dash said glad this whole ordeal was over finally over.
Before Twilight could teleport them out, the door to Pinkie Pie’s room opened again, breaking her concentration as Thunderlane and Cloudchaser walked in and they noticed immediately as the feel of the room changed.

“And what the hay are ya’ll doing here?” Applejack histed

“We just wanted to apologize. We didn’t know it would affect her this bad.” Thunderlane said sincerely as he could.

“Yeah, we are really sorry Dash” Cloudchaser added.

“I don’t wanna hear it!” Rainbow said outright rejecting their apology. “You do know I’m the weather manger right?

“Um yeah.” Thunderlane said shifting nervously. “Why?”

“You do know I have the power to fire both of you for what you did, right?” Dash replied with a smirk.

She noticed immediately as the two pegasi faces turned from apologetic to fear from possibly being jobless very soon.

“Please don’t fire us Rainbow!” Cloudchaser begged soon followed my Thunderlane. ”Please don’t do it!”

Oh yeah, she was liking this and she already felt her spirits lifting. “Oh don’t worry I’m not going to fire you.” Dash said her normal demeanor starting to return to her.

Both the fearfully pegasi breathed a sigh of relief knowing they weren’t losing their jobs but their relief was short lived by the previously embarrassed pegasus.

“That would be way too easy. Both of you are getting triple shifts all next week!” the rainbow mane pony said confidentially.

“WHAT!” both Thunderlane and and Cloudchaser shout in unison not looking forward to their extra shifts they were just given. “Tha’ts not fair!”

“You know what they say, payback is a bitch!” Dash said pleased by the reactions she got out of her co-workers. “Now Twilight if you’d please take me home now.”

“No! Dash wait!” Thunderlane shouted but it was already too late before they got a chance to argue both Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle vanished in a flash of magical light.

Thunderlane and Cloudchaser had nothing left to do but prepare work work next week.

“Shit.”