The Streaker Series
Chapter 3: Summer Swimming By DSK and thedarkitty
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Summer Swimming by DSK and thedarkitty
Streaker(s): Anthro Princess Twilight
“This is gonna be so awesome!” Rainbow exclaimed for the fifth time in the last hour. The cyan pegasus was practically buzzing with unchecked excitement and energy which was starting to rival that of a certain pink party pony, who was trying to figure out how to pull a super soaker out of the entrapment that was her candy scented mane.
It was the first day of summer and Pinkie Pie had challenged Rainbow Dash to a massive water fight at the local pool. Rainbow, being Rainbow, was only too happy to agree and had challenged the rest of her friends to join in. They all had agreed it would be a fun way to start of the summer season but unfortunately Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy had been called away on map duty just two days prior.However, that wasn’t going to stop the rest of the group from getting ready for having a day of fun water activities in the sun.
Twilight rolled her eyes at Rainbow’s comment and used her magic to fold several towels and place them into a large picnic basket which also contained several sandwiches and several bottles of apple cider. “Please Rainbow, the only reason you decided to come with us today is so you could check out all the hot mares walking around in bikinis.”
“Not true!” Rainbow objected. “That’s the only reason I’m coming with you to the swimwear fashion show this afternoon. I’m coming to the pool because we’re celebrating the first day of summer, plus I haven’t done any swimming in ages." The two could hear Pinkie struggle with her water gun, now entangled in her curls "Come here Pinkie, let me help you with that.”
“Thanks Rainbow. I guess I shouldn’t hold onto my water fighting kit during the winter.” Rainbow mumbled something in reply and gave the super soaker a hard tug, pulling a few clumps of mane with it. “HEY! THAT HURT DASHIE!”
Rainbow gave her friend a sympathetic smile before holding up the super soaker which had several chunks of pink mane still attached it. “Sorry ‘bout that Pinkie, but those last few tangles weren’t coming out without a fight.”
Pinkie Pie winced in pain and rubbed the top of her head. “It’s okay Rainbow, I’m just glad I got it in time for the pool party. I wonder if it still works.” She took the squirt gun back and gave it a few good pumps before letting loose a torrent of water aimed at Rainbow, who gave a startled “eep” and barely managed to dodge the spray of water in time.
“Pinkie! Could you at least wait 'til we’re outside in our bikinis before blasting us with water? ”
Pinkie gave a sheepish smile and placed the super soaker into the picnic basket. “Sorry Dashie, I just can’t wait to get the first water-gun fight of summer started!”
“Speaking of bikinis,” Twilight muttered, levitating several items of nonconsequence out of her way as she searched for the missing swimwear. “I can’t seem to find the new bikinis Rarity made for us anywhere. I could have sworn I asked Spike to put them on the bed for us.” After a few more minutes of fruitless searching she gave up and put everything back where she found them, the way she had found them. “Maybe Spike got sidetracked by those new comics he got yesterday, in which case they’re more than likely in his room somewhere.”
“I’ll go get them,” Rainbow offered jogging out of the room. “Found them!” The pegasus shouted running back into the room a few minutes later with three small bags in one hand and a magazine in the other. Rainbow smirked at Twilight and held up the magazine. “I also found my copy of “Equestria’s Best Breasts” which I’ve been trying to find for a couple of days now. Looks like Spike was distracted by a bit more than comics.
Twilight couldn’t believe what her eyes were seeing as she stared at the dirty magazine Rainbow had found in Spike’s room, and she blushed brightly at the pictures of naked mares she saw as Rainbow began flipping through it. “I swear Rainbow, I had no idea Spike had that!”
Rainbow paused at the middle of the magazine and looked back up at Twilight. “The center fold of Rarity’s picture is missing.”
Twilight’s left eye began twitching violently as she finally realized Spike’s new reading material was in fact not comics, but something much more saucy and completely inappropriate for someone his age. “SPIKE! GET YOUR SCALY, FIRE BREATHING DRAGON HIDE IN HERE RIGHT NOW!”
A few moments later after Twilight’s ear splitting yell, Spike burst through the door panting heavily with the exertion of running up so many steps. “Yeah Twi, you called? What’s wrong?”
Twilight snatched the magazine from Rainbow’s grasp and held it in front of Spike’s face. “This is what’s wrong! Care to explain what this magazine was doing in your room, and why you tore out Rarity’s picture.”:
Spike stood there sweating profusely under Twilight disapproving glare completely speechless and unable to come up with anything to say in his defence. After a few moments of awkward silence Rainbow snorted with amusement and snatched her magazine back. “I think it’s pretty obvious why the little guy tore out the picture of the pony he’s crushing on. It doesn’t take an egghead IQ to figure that one out.”
Twilight switched her glare to Rainbow Dash, who began feeling very uneasy at being the source of an alicorn’s obvious annoyance. “And how in Equestria did he get your magazine in the first place? Please tell me you didn’t just leave it lying around somewhere for anypony to get a hold of.”
“Of course not, it must have slipped out of my bag when I was flying to the park last week.”
Twilight glared at the nervous pegasus for a few more moments before turning her attention back to Spike who was trying to sneak out-of-door while her attention had been occupied. “As for you mister, those chores I asked you to do tomorrow, you’re going to be doing them today.”
“Awww... Come on Twi, that means I won’t be able to come to the pool with you today!”
“Exactly Spike, consider this your punishment for reading such an explicit and inappropriate magazine. Now go get the picture of Rarity you tore out, and consider yourself lucky I don’t tell her about this.”
Spike’s shoulders slumped, and with a dejected sigh he moped out of the room not even bothering to close the door behind him.
“Jeez Twi, you’re seriously gonna keep Spike here doing chores while we go to the pool and have fun?” Pinkie asked once Spike had left the room. “He’s not the first guy to have looked at sexy magazines.”
Twilight gave the pink pony a brief glare and began levitating the picnic baskets and bikinis in front of her as she walked out of the room. “That’s beside the point Pinkie Pie. What he did with Rarity’s picture was completely inappropriate and wrong. It’s a good thing she’s not here, otherwise she’d have a complete mental breakdown if she knew that Spike was getting off while looking at her naked picture. I’m no doubt going to be cleaning up some very awkward stains off his sheets for a while.”
Rainbow snickered with amusement and snatched the bag with her name on it out of Twilights magical grasp. “It’s a good thing you didn’t walk in on him while he was reading his new “comic”, that would have been worse.” She pulled her bikini out of the bag and her eyes widened at the skimpiness of the swimwear. The bikini was rainbow-colored to match her mane and had a depiction of her cutie mark on the front of the bikini bottoms stitched in the area that would cover her marehood.
“Wow Dashie!” Pinkie exclaimed. “You’re going to look absolutely smexy in your bikini. Nopony will be able to keep their eyes off you. I wonder what mine look likes.” Before Twilight could do anything, Pinkie grabbed the bag with her name on it and excitedly pulled her bikini out of its packaging. The bikini was light blue which complimented her pink fur amazingly, and just like Rainbow’s bikini, it had a depiction of her cutie mark stitched on the crotch area of her bikini bottoms. “Wow! These bikinis Rarity made us are so super-duper-awesomely-sexarific-fantastic! Come on Dashie, let’s get dressed.”
Rainbow let out a surprised yelp as Pinkie Pie grabbed her wrist and began dragging her towards the nearest bathroom where they could get changed into their new swim wear. Twilight picked up their personal bags which they had obviously forgotten in their excitement to get changed, and followed after her two friends.
Ten minutes later Twilight walked out of the bathroom dressed in her new bikini only to find Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie pacing impatiently in the hallway as they waited for her to come out, and in Pinkie’s case occasionally glancing at an imaginary watch on her wrist.
“It’s about time you...” Rainbow’s exclamation was cut off when her jaw dropped and her eyes widened in disbelief at how hot the alicorn looked in her new bikini. “...Wow Sparkles, you look damn sexy!”
Twilight blushed slightly at Rainbow’s comment and looked down at her bikini clad body. The bikini itself was a bright red and like Pinkie’s and Rainbow’s it had a depiction of her cutie mark on the area covering her marehood. “Really? I always thought of myself as pretty average in terms of physical attractiveness. Nopony’s ever called me sexy before.”
Pinkie Pie gave a little giggle and poked Dash’s arm. “That’s because nopony has a crush on you like Dashie does.”
“I so do not have a crush on Twilight!” Rainbow objected.
“Do too,” Pinkie insisted.
Rainbow narrowed her eyes and pulled the super soaker out of the picnic basket and aimed it at the pink pony. “Say I have a crush on Twilight one more time. I dare you! I double dare you!”
“You. have. a. crush. on. Twilight.”
“Stop arguing, girls.” Twilight said before Rainbow could pull the trigger. “We’re already running a little late in getting to the pool. Now we’ll have to teleport if we want a chance of getting a good spot.” Twilight placed a hand on her friends' shoulders and in a flash of violet they disappeared.
As soon as they reappeared at the pool Pinkie Pie pulled several water balloons out of her mane and threw them at Rainbow Dash, completely soaking the pegasus with water. “You’re so dead, Pinkie!” Rainbow exclaimed giving the super soaker a few good pumps before taking chase after the pink prankster.
As her two friends did battle with their water based weapons, Twilight managed to find a good spot by the pool’s edge for them to set up for the day and just as she finished putting down the towels for them to sunbathe on. Pinkie Pie ran up behind her and smashed several water balloons over her head. Before Twilight could do much more than give a little squeal at being covered in freezing cold water, Rainbow blasted her with the super soaker and pushed her backwards into the pool.
Twilight resurfaced moments later and glared playfully at the two pranksters. “I hope you two realize I’m going to have to get you back for that.”
“That’s if you can catch us first!” Before either of the two ponies could run two steps in their attempt to escape Twilight caught both their tails in her telekinetic grasp.
“Hey let me go!” Rainbow Dash demanded as she tried to tug her tail free from Twilight’s magical aura that held them captive.
Twilight ignored Rainbow’s protests, and lifted her prisoners by their tails causing Rainbow to give a small yelp of surprise and Pinkie Pie to laugh at her new upside down perspective of the world.
“No fair Twi,” Rainbow exclaimed. “You’re not supposed to use magic in water fights!”
Twilight raised an eyebrow at Rainbow’s statement. “And you think ganging up on me is fair?” she asked, releasing her magical grasp on the two ponies' tails. The two fell into the water with a large splash, only to resurface
“That was so much fun Twilight!” Pinkie exclaimed as she resurfaced from under the water moments later shaking her mane like a wet dog. “We should totally do that again!”
“Actually we were supposed to do our sunbathing first,” Rainbow pointed out. “Besides I could use the Zs before we start swimming, I didn’t get a very good night’s sleep last night and busting all those winter clouds this morning wore me out a bit.”
Pinkie gave Twilight’s arm a little poke. “Well Twilight could use some sun. She’ looking really pale.”
“I am not pale!” Twilight objected. “Rarity’s the one that’s pale. Though I suppose she can’t really help it, having white fur and all.”
Rainbow hopped out of the pool and shook the water off her wings and mane before helping her friends out of the water. “I don’t think Rarity’s going to be doing much sunbathing this summer.”
Twilight frowned at her pegasus friend and levitated her towel over to dry herself off. “And what makes you say that?”
“Well considering what happened at the Grand Galloping Gala this year, I doubt she’d be willing to expose too much of her smoking hot body in public.”
“That was over four months ago Rainbow. And while the early effects of embarrassment would take a while to get over, I very much doubt it would take her four months to fully recover.”
“Really, so you’re saying being forced to run around butt naked in one of the biggest cities in Equestria would take less than four months to get over? It only took AJ a couple of days to recover from her embarrassment before she was back in public.”
Twilight’s horn glowed and she levitated a bottle of sunscreen from their basket. “Applejack is stubborn and would refuse to let something like embarrassment affect the income of the apple farm. It’s all about keeping a cool head and keeping your emotions in check, so you can keep thinking clearly and make logical decisions. Turn around Dash, you too Pinkie.”
The two ponies did as instructed and Twilight began spreading the sunscreen lotion over her two friends’ back, while Rainbow carried on their conversation. “So if it was you in Rarity or Applejack’s place, you wouldn’t be embarrassed?”
Twilight finished putting sunscreen on Rainbow’s back and began on Pinkie who giggled at the alicorn’s soft touch. “Of course I’d be embarrassed Rainbow, who wouldn’t be embarrassed at being exposed in public like that? But with a few simple breathing exercises, a pony can get over their negative emotions with relative ease.”
“I don’t think that’s really possible, Twilight,” Pinkie pointed out as she spread her towel on the ground before lying on her stomach to expose her back and to the sun.
“I have to agree with Pinkie on this one,” Rainbow said, spreading her own towel out on the ground, before laying down next to their pink friend. “There’s no way any kind of breathing techniques can stop you feeling that kind of embarrassment.”
Twilight gave an exasperated sigh and began rubbing her temples to try to calm her frustration. Even though she had long gotten use to Rainbow’s thick headedness, she still found it an extreme test of her patience to explain anything to her that didn’t involve the Wonderbolts, Daring Do, or flying techniques. “Will you two listen to me for a moment? It’s a known fact that certain breathing exercises can help a pony control their emotions.”
“Meh! Whatever,” Rainbow said, lazily waving an arm to dismiss the subject. “I’m gonna catch some rays now.”
Twilight gave an amused huff at her friend and held up the sun cream lotion while giving Rainbow an expectant look. “Aren’t you forgetting you still need to do me?”
Rainbow sat up straight when she heard what Twilight had said and she gazed at the alicorn with bedroom eyes. “You really want me to do you, Twi?”
Twilight’s lit her horn and used her magic to roll up Pinkie Pie’s party magazine and hit Rainbow upside her head with it. “Once again Rainbow, I’m completely baffled at the levels of perverseness your mind can reach.”
“Don’t worry Twi, I’ll do you,” Pinkie said grabbing the lotion out of Twilight’s grasp and pouring some onto the palm of her hand.
Rainbow smiled suggestively at the two mares and continued gazing at them with extreme bedroom eyes. “Can I join in with ya? Maybe turn this into a threeway?”
Twilight resolutely kept her mouth shut refusing to answer Rainbow’s question, or make any other comment that would undoubtedly be twisted out of context and into some sexual innuendo by her friend. Instead she just laid down on her towel on the ground next to Rainbow and ruffled her feathers so her wings could get the maximum exposure of sunlight.
After almost three hours of blissful relaxation and napping in the warm sun, Pinkie Pie stood and stretched herself out with a loud contented yawn. “I don’t know about you guys, but I’m ready to go for another dipping.”
Rainbow sat up and stretched her body out with a contented yawn of her own. “I wouldn’t mind another few laps. What about you, Sparky?”
Twilight gave a mischievous smile and used her magic to push the two mares into the pool before jumping into the water herself. “I wouldn’t mind another dip,” Twilight said as her devious smile turned to one of triumph.
“Hey Dashie, think fast!” Pinkie yelled throwing another water balloon at the pegasus.
The water fight resumed once more, and soon more and more ponies began joining in on fun until the pool was an epic battle field of aquatic chaos. Water balloons were flying everywhere and ponies were blasting each other with water pistols and super soakers. Through all the chaos Twilight spotted Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash standing on the edge of the pool whispering excitedly with each other.
“What are two talking about over there?” Twilight asked after several suspenseful minutes of watching her two friends planning whatever it was they were planning. Pinkie and Dash both smiled innocently at Twilight who could have sworn a halo appeared over each of their heads.
“Nothing,” Rainbow said making sure to keep up her aura of complete innocence, if anything she was guilty of looking too innocent.
“Yeah! Dashie and I were just talking about this awesome new game we came up with.”
“And what game is this?”
“It’s called kaerts, and it’s really simple. Wanna play?”
Twilight shrugged and pulled herself out of the pool. “Sure, I wouldn’t mind playing a new game.”
Rainbow and Pinkie both exchanged a sly smirk with each other. “Great! Then all we need to do is get you ready,” Pinkie Pie said.
Twilight frowned. “What do you mean by getting me rea...PINKIE PIE!” Twilight screamed as the pink mare gave her bikini top a hard tug pulling it clean off her body. She blushed brightly in humiliation as her breasts were freed from the confines of her bikini top and completely revealed to everypony in the extremely public pool. She gave an embarrassed ‘eep’ and folded her arms across her chest, blushing even more brightly as she realized just how many ponies had seen her breasts in all their naked glory. Then, without hesitation, Rainbow dash did the worst thing possible to increase her humiliation and used her incredible speed and reflexes to grab hold of her bikini bottoms. Pull them all the way down to completely expose her friend's sexy little slit.
“No! no! no! no! This can’t be happening!” Twilight screamed in her mind, as Several pegasus’ wings, including Rainbow’s, flared open into massive wingboners at the kinky sight of her completely naked and exposed body. She hastily placed a hand between her legs to hide her marehood, but not before almost everypony caught a glimpse of the most intimate and private part of her anatomy. Twilight’s face was now burning even more brightly with embarrassment and shame as she stood on the pool’s edge completely naked and frozen with shock in front of so many ponies.
“HAVE FUN SKINNY DIPPING TWI!” Rainbow yelled loud enough for everypony in the pool area to hear before she pushed the humiliated alicorn backwards into the water and in the process pulled her bikini bottoms the rest of the way off. In that moment of hitting the water Twilight wanted nothing more than to disappear in the depths of the pool forever so she wouldn’t have to face everypony that had just caught a good look at her marehood. Even under the water she could feel her face still burning up with the embarrassment of being completely naked in public.
Twilight resurfaced moments later just in time to see her two bikini stealing friends run off with the only things keeping her most private parts private. This was without a doubt the most humiliating moment in her life. The only other experience that could even came close to what she was going through now, was the time she had first attempted to teleport and ended up appearing in Celestia’s personal bathroom while the princess had been taking a shower.
Ponies began laughing at the naked alicorn who they believed was trying to pull off some kind of practical joke by going skinny dipping in all her naked and sexy glory.
Twilight covered her breasts as best she could, but as she began swimming to the edge of the pool she could do nothing to hide her cute purple tush and her untouched sex from being stared at as she pulled herself out of the water and began running towards the mare’s changing rooms. As she ran Twilight's free hand was put to use concealing her sexy little slit. But her naked ass was still completely exposed for everypony to admire as she ran past them, and to make things worse ponies began wolf whistling and commenting on how sexy she was.
Twilight groaned with the embarrassment of it all and began wishing she could cover her ears to block out the comments, but unfortunately her hands were too busy keeping her marehood and breasts concealed until she could get to the changing rooms.
“Hey! No running in the pool area!” the lifeguard yelled as she ran right past him.
She ignored the life guard’s comment and continued running towards the mare’s changing room only to be stopped short as she stepped into a particularly large puddle. She gave a loud squeal as her foot lost its traction on the wet surface and her arms windmills wildly while her wings flapped violently to keep herself balanced. Unfortunately for the wet naked mare the effort was in vain and she landed heavily on her back, with her breasts and marehood once again completely exposed to everypony lucky enough to catch a good look at them.
Twilight a gave loud embarrassed “eep” as she realized that there was nothing concealing her marehood or breasts in her current position on the ground, so she clenched her legs tightly together to hide her most prized jewel while she got to her feet. However before she could continue running to the changing room again, a dark purple mare with wild hair and nerdy glasses began running towards her with a camera ready to take her picture.
“Princess Twilight!” the mare shouted. “I’m such a huge fan of yours, could I please get your picture?”
Trying her best not to panic as her “crazy stalker fan” radar went ballistic, Twilight altered her course to avoid the mare and her camera, and she burst through the doors of the reception area. Instantly all conversation ceased at the appearance of the naked princess, and several parents quickly covered the eyes of their young foals to spare their young eyes from the sight. She closed her eyes and did her best to work through the fog of humiliation clouding her mind as she began charging a teleportation spell through her horn.
A blinding flash of violet light informed her the teleporting spell had worked, but unfortunately it had gotten her destination wrong and instead of ending up in her castle like she had planned, she now found herself in a field on the outskirts of Ponyville. The afternoon air felt cold on her still soaking wet fur, and to make matters worse she was in the very same field being used to host the Summer Swimwear fashion show and ponies were already starting to show up early in order to get themselves good seats for the show.
“Please don’t see me! Please don’t see me! Please don’t see me!”
Twilight silently begged as she began running towards the curtained off area that the models would be using to get changed in before they went on stage. Fortunately nopony in the field noticed the naked princess running desperately towards cover, and Twilight gave a sigh of relief as she entered the changing area and saw all the swimwear hanging up ready and ready to be worn.
Not wasting any time to end her ordeal Twilight selected a one piece swimsuit and began slipping it on when somepony else entered the changing area. The naked alicorn hastily recovered her exposed naughty bits and blushed brightly as Cloudchaser just stared at her in surprise, but soon the pegasus’ expression turned to a confused frown.
“I didn’t know you were modeling in the fashion show Twilight. But you should really find a different swimsuit that’s my one you’re about to put on.”
Twilight hugged the swimwear protectively against her naked body not willing to part with her new found covering. “Sorry Cloudchaser, but Rainbow and pinkie stole my bikini while I was swimming at the pool and I just need something to wear so I can get back to the castle.”
Cloudchaser gave her a concerned look and stepped all the way into the changing room closing the curtain behind her. “Why didn’t you just teleport to the castle instead of running all the way here?”
Twilight fidgeted nervously feeling extremely uncomfortable standing naked in front of another mare that wasn’t one of her closest friends. “Well being stripped naked in front of a pool full of ponies is really embarrassing and I couldn’t clear my head enough to form a proper destination for my teleporting spell.”
“And you said Rainbow Dash stripped you at the pool?”
“Yes.”
Cloudchaser scowled at the confirmation that Rainbow was the one responsible for humiliating the princess in such a way. “First she makes Applejack walk naked around Ponyville, then she strips you in public? Somepony has to make her pay for that.”
Twilight was about to ask Cloudchaser what she meant by making Rainbow pay, when a loud startled yell from Sweetie Belle outside the changing room stopped the question before she could even form it on her tongue.
“SCOOTALOO! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK!”
No more than a second later as an out of control Scootaloo came flying through the inadequate barrier of the curtain and barreled straight into the shocked alicorn. The impact of Scootaloo impacting with her was enough to make her stumble several steps backwards coming perilously close to the curtain that led to the catwalk outside where there was a large crowd of ponies waiting for the summer swimwear fashion show to start. Fortunately for Twilight she was able to get a tedious grip on one of the support posts before falling those last few precarious inches through the curtain, but she had dropped the swimsuit and no longer had it in her grasp and sweat began breaking out along her brow as she felt the curtain tickling the back of her wings, and realized there was only a thin barrier of flimsy material between her and even more public humiliation.
“We’re so sorry,” Applebloom began exclaimed as she ran into the changing room, only to give a surprised yelp as she tripped over Scootaloo’s fallen scooter, hitting the back of Cloudchaser’s legs as she fell. Just like a domino effect Cloudchaser stumbled forward instinctively grabbing for the nearest thing to stabilize herself with which happened to be Twilight, who gave a horrified squeal as the lost her grip on the post and stumbled backwards through the curtains and onto the stage.
The silence that settled over the crowd at Twilight’s dramatic and naked appearance was quiet enough that a pin dropping could hear, and the humiliation that flooded through her mind at the current situation she was in was enough to make her wish she could die from it.
This was like one of those horrible dreams she had as a filly in Magic Kindergarten when she stepped up to give a presentation only to realize that she wasn’t wearing any clothes in front of a crowd of her peers. But there was no waking up from this nightmare, there was no way she was ever going to be able to live this down. Nopony was ever going to take her seriously as a princess now. Whenever she was taking care of future court problems all anypony was ever going to think about was the time she was completely naked in Ponyville.
Twilight remained frozen with embarrassment to her spot on the stage where everypony had a perfect view of her poorly concealed nude form.
“I didn’t know there was a nudist edition to the fashion show,” a pony called out from the crowd earning a few awkward laughs from other ponies trying to make sense of this awkward situation of seeing their princess completely naked before them on the stage.
Her cheeks burned a brighter red with each mortifying second that passed as she tried to break free of her paralyzing embarrassment, and she began forming another teleporting spell to get her the hell away from everypony.
“Twilight! I’m so sorry!” Scootaloo shouted, breaking what little concentration Twilight had. The young pegasus began picking herself up from the ground where she had fallen and took a few unsteady steps towards the stage in trying to help the poor alicorn out of her current situation.
Unfortunately all Scootaloo was able to accomplish was to make things much worse as she tripped over several power cords and stumbled into a pole holding a camera up. Twilight began hastily running backwards to avoid the falling camera, not noticing the clump of bunched up carpet the had formed behind her until she was tripping over it and landing heavily on her back.
A flash of pain shot through her mind as her head connected with the hard stage, she barely registered the heavy thunk of the camera hitting the place she had just been occupying through the headache that was forming. With another quiet groan of pain she sat up slowly, and began rubbing her sore head. The first thing she noticed when her vision cleared was the camera’s blinking red light which meant the camera was recording whatever it was seeing. The second thing she noticed was that it was on the ground with its lens pointing squarely between her open legs at her virgin royal treasure at the perfect angle, which was perfectly displayed for the camera to capture it in all in its glory.
The third and last thing she noticed were the cords and cables that led from the real camera to the jumbo tron screen that was set up to record the models walking up and down the catwalk. However, now it was only her completely uncensored and perfectly exposed marehood being recorded in ultra High Definition on a massive screen being watched by dozens of ponies who had shown up to watch the fashion show. Everypony could see her marehood close up. Seeing her velvet lips by everypony in the crowd.
Suddenly the overwhelming and awkward silence that had settled over the field at was broken by the many pegasi attending as their wings “pomfed” open in raging wingboners at the extremely sexy sight of Twilight’s marehood displayed on the screen before them, and the crowd began cheering and wolf whistling.
Twilight’s eyes widened in absolute humiliated horror at what was happening to her and she quickly clenched her legs together tightly to hide her marehood from the camera’s unmerciful, uncaring, and unrelenting gaze. The damage had already been done and everypony was going to remember this day for the rest of their lives.
“This is so awesome!” a random pony shouted out from the crowd.
“Best fashion show ever!”
Twilight’s whole face was now the darkest shade of red possible as she once again found herself completely exposed and vulnerable in front of everypony in the worst way possible. She recovered her marehood and breasts with her hands, and began acting on pure magical instinct as she began charging a teleportation spell through her horn not caring at all where the spell took her this time as she just wanted to leave behind, and escape, the humiliation and embarrassment of having her marehood recorded on a massive screen for everypony in a two hundred meter radius lucky enough to see.
Once more she, was blinded by the bright violet flash of her teleportation spell, and the late afternoon air was instantly replaced by a warmer atmosphere that could only belong to the indoors. For a moment Twilight felt a thrill of hope. She could see her castle out of the window. It was just a few blocks away However, what hope she had was soon crushed as she brushed her clinging wet mane from her face clearing her vision and revealing she was now standing butt naked with her naked form still exposed in the middle of Sugar Cube Corner.
“Not this again,” Mister Cake muttered at the second appearance of a naked mare.
The once loud and vibrant shop was now as quiet and still as a graveyard at night, and Twilight could sense everypony’s gaze taking in every part of her naked body. The only consolation she could get from her new form of public humiliation was the lack of cameras putting her marehood on display on a massive jumbotron screen for everypony’s viewing pleasure. But that didn’t stop ponies from still enjoying the visual feast of Twilight’s exposed crescent and breasts on display before them. Several more moments passed in awkward silence as ponies continued staring at the naked and vulnerable alicorn, making Twilight wish she had discovered an invisibility spell at some point in her life so she could disappear, possibly forever.
“Well you were right about this place having the best buns in town.” a stallion commented to his friend as he stared at Twilight’s naked ass in front of him.
Twilight blushed brightly with embarrassment at what she had just heard and covered her exposed lady bits before backing up against the nearest wall to hide her cute purple tush from the unwanted and humiliating attention it was receiving. She then began making her way towards the front door as fast as she could not wanting to spend one more humiliating second being stared at naked by a shop full of ponies.
Before she could make it to her destination, the bell above the door tingled and her eyes widened with horror as she recognized her crazy super fan who had tried to take her picture at the pool. The mare came to an abrupt stop as she her idol standing there and her hands instantly flew into her handbag where her camera was.
“Please Twilight just one photo, my friends would be so jealous...”
“NO!” Twilight shouted ignoring her strong instincts to teleport least she ended up somewhere else that was much worse and humiliating. Instead she bolted past the frizzle maned mare not caring at this point if ponies saw her ass or not, because having her naked picture being taken would be a complete nightmare much worse than the one she was in now.
As Twilight burst out of Sugar Cube Corner, ponies gasped and stared in complete shock after the naked princess running as fast as she could to her castle. After her last few failed attempts at teleporting, Twilight wasn’t willing to try doing that again least she put herself in another humiliating and degrading situation.
Soon Twilight found herself approaching the Ponyville marketplace, and before her naked presence was noticed by the shoppers and stall owners. She ducked behind a storage wagon which provided a good amount of cover to hide in while she figured out what to do.
The most direct route to her castle was through the marketplace which was full of ponies she would have to get through to make it back to her castle. Twilight felt her face burn hotter with embarrassment at the thought of having to expose her naked body to even more ponies, but the alternative was going back the way she had run and take the long way back to her castle. That option was worse as ponies who had seen her streaking would no doubt be searching for her with cameras ready in the hopes of capturing a saucy picture of naked royalty.
Twilight bit her bottom lip nervously and began scanning the market place for any extra cover she could use as she continued her humiliating streak through Ponyville. Blushing brightly and feeling even more humiliated at the fact she was about to streak through Ponyville’s extremely busy marketplace, Twilight got ready for her mad dash by securely covering her marehood with her hand, and draping an arm over her breasts.
“TWILIGHT!! Just one picture please!”
Twilight screamed in surprise at the appearance of her crazy stalker who was getting her camera ready and before her nakedness was caught once again on camera she ducked to the opposite of the wagon she was hiding behind, only to realize too late she was now in full view of the market place. It didn’t take long for ponies to stop what they were doing and stare at the naked mare before bursting out laughing at the ridiculousness of what they were seeing.
“Is that Twilight naked?”
“Sweet Celestia it is! Do you think she finally snapped?”
“You’d think they’d have stopped playing strip poker after what happened to Applejack.”
Twilight’s whole face was now a beacon of bright red as she began running butt naked past all her Ponyville friends and she considered asking Luna for some tips on how to bring eternal night to Equestria. She would have preferred spending a thousand years on the moon than the utter humiliation and embarrassment of being seen in all her naked glory by ponies she worked with. Nopony was ever going to look at her the same again after all this, and her future was now going to consist of awkward conversations and embarrassed glances.
Twilight could now see her castle in the near distance and she began running fast as she was determined to end her mortifying streak as fast as possible, and eat some much-needed comfort food as she stayed in her room away from everypony in the foreseeable future.
“Almost there Twilight,” she thought to herself. “Nothing’s going to stop-”
Just than a stall owner began moving his supply cart onto the road oblivious to naked mare running straight into his path. Twilight’s still damp wings flared open and she began flapping them to lend herself more speed and lift as she attempted to jump over the cart. She would have made the jump with just inches to spare but her still damp tail which had swung wildly behind while she ran managed to snag itself in a large crack on the carts side.
She gave a pained yelp as her momentum continued carrying her forward tugging several chunks of her tail free and causing her to trip head over heels for several meters before she came to an undignified and humiliating stop. She had landed stomach first on the ground with her flank in the air and her sore tail draped over her back leaving her marehood and bare ass completely exposed in front of everypony.
“STOP STARING AT ME!” Twilight yelled, rolling over onto her back and once again covering her marehood and breasts which were still completely exposed to everypony’s gazes, and to make matters worse she spotted her crazy stalker pushing her way through the crowd.
Before Twilight could even consider her next move the Element of Loyalty lived up to her reputation and landed in the middle of the crowd still dressed in her bikini. “Found her Pinkie,” Rainbow shouted before grabbing her friend in a tight hug and flying away.
“RAINBOW DASH YOU ARE SO DEAD FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!” Twilight screamed at the pony responsible for all the humiliation and embarrassment she had suffered through that day. She began listing all the curses she could think of to unleash upon her tormentor as soon as they had landed.
Rainbow landed in an alleyway behind a building free of ponies or anything that could see them, and Twilight shoved the pegasus away from her with an angry scowl. “I totally deserve whatever you’re about do to me Twi.” Rainbow hung her head in shame. “But before you banish me and lock me in a cage in the place you banished me to, I just want you to know I didn’t plan for you to go through anything like that. I seriously thought you were just gonna teleport straight back to the castle.”
“Twilight! Wait!” Pinkie shouted as she appeared out of nowhere. “It’s not Dashie’s fault, it was my idea to strip you in the first place. So punish me if you want to punish anypony.”
Twilight shot them an icy glare, her two friends began to imagine what punishment would befall them. However before she could settle on anything all her years of friendship lessons and experiences came flooding through her mind, and she knew she couldn’t punish her friends. It would be different if their intentions on stripping her was purely based on malice and the intention to humiliate and embarrass her, but she knew neither Pinkie or Dash would ever do that to anypony, much less a friend. They were just pulling a harmless prank that they thought would only embarrass her a little before she teleported herself to the castle. But seeing as that hadn’t been the case they were genuinely sorry and heart-broken for the ordeal they had inadvertently put her through. Pinkie had tears in her eyes, and Rainbow was dangerously close to crying herself as well.
Twilight continued glaring at them for a few more moments before she lit her horn and enveloped their bodies with her magic. They both cringed at the sensation of her magic touching them but did nothing to protect themselves from the punishment they were sure was coming. Instead Twilight used her magic to pull them both into a tight hug.
“I forgive you both, I know you didn’t purposefully mean for me to go through what I did. But that doesn’t mean I’m letting you off the hook completely, I want you both to report to the castle tomorrow afternoon, and you better not be late.”
Before either of them could say or do anything else, Twilight stepped back and lit her horn with a teleportation spell and took a deep breath to make sure her mind was properly focused on her destination. Once her vision had recovered from the bright flash of light, she gave a loud sigh of relief as she now found herself inside her castle’s main foyer.
Not wasting anytime to completely end her streaking ordeal, Twilight began running up the stairs to her room where a closet full of her clothes was waiting for her. But bad fortune was not yet done with her, and as she reached the landing the door to Spike’s room opened and before she could find any place to hide the young dragon stepped out holding the torn out page of Rainbow’s magazine she had yet to collect. Spike paused mid step when he saw the naked and humiliated mare standing in front of him, and both their eyes widened in complete disbelief at what each of them was seeing.
“STOP LOOKING AT ME SPIKE!” Twilight screeched covering her marehood and breasts from her assistant’s wandering gaze.
Spike wiped away the blood that had been steadily dripping from his nose from his first sighting of a real life naked mare, and began looking anywhere but Twilight. “Sorry Twi! I-I heard you coming up t-the stairs, and I was j-just going to give you this because you f-forgot to get it before you left.” Spike held out the torn out magazine and Twilight used her magic to snatch it from his grasp.
Twilight pointed to the door he had just come out of. “Bedroom. Now. Spike. And don’t come out 'til I tell you to.” A ball of fire enveloped Rarity’s picture before Twilight stomped into her bedroom and flopped graceless onto her bed before levitating a tub of ice cream from her personal freezer. She dug into her comfort food without hesitation and began thinking of something for Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash to do when they visited tomorrow afternoon.
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