(Canterlot Hospital)

“Well besides having a few broken ribs, damaged tissue, and dehydration. The doctor said that Luna’s going to be ok, just that she’ll be in bed for the next few weeks after using galaxy room on her.” Said Gremmy walking down the hallway with Giselle, Cang, Liltotto, and Candice.

“Aw too bad, if she was dead I could of added her to my collection of zombie soldiers just like Bambi.” Said Giselle.

“I doubt it would take more than that to kill her Giselle, after all she was able to damage our leader which took all of us by surprise.” Said Cang.

“Please she just got lucky that’s all.” Said Candice. “If it was me who was fighting her, I would’ve won without taking any damage.”

“Well you’ll just have to wait until she’s fully recovered.” Said Liltotto taking a bit from the sandwich she bought from the stadium store. Just as she was about to take another bit, she bit into something hard. Which cause her to spit whatever it was out of her mouth. “The hell? That royal fucker tried to sell me stale food?”

A portal opens right next to them as a tall fager made of metal stands over everyone, as soon as the Vandenreich Sternritter see the skull like head one thought went through there minds. It then talked. “I am Asphyxious Lich Lord of the… Wait, are you no way… are you all displaced?. There so many of you”

“I’m the only displaced, the rest are from the show bleach.” Said Gremmy.

“Wait, that voice… I… Are you?” The Lich Lord moves closer to Gremmy and looks at his face.

“Max Anderson the First, been awhile hasn’t it skeletor?”

The Lich cry out in joy and hugs him. “Buddy!, I thought you and the guys were dead. I didn’t think I’d see you again!. Wait are the others here to what about the other guy’s are they displaced to?” Asphyxious asked as he held Gremmy up in a bear hug.

“Hate to say it but no, these guys are the real characters from the show called Bleach.” He said as he motion his squad to move closer.

“Wow to bad but I’m just happy to see you again, I can’t remember our old names but that don’t matter anymore!. The crazy duo are back again HAHAHAHAHA!” Asphyxious laughs with Gremmy in a headlock.

“Hey Gremmy, who the hell is this guy?” Said Lotus.

“Some kind of Hollow?” Said Candice. “Cause if he is we better kill him before he eats someone’s soul.”

“Relax he’s not a hollow nor is he an arrancar.” Gremmy said trying to calm Candice down.

“I have many souls I don’t eat them, Banjo, Abby, say hello.” Two diamond dog souls show up next to the lich one with a hat and two postals who was male and the other had a rifle who was female.

“Why did you call us this time huh, what are they?” Asked the one with the hat and skull like head. The other one just waves at them with a smile.

“Oh great you’re just like Giselle only different.” Said Liltotto.

“I can also call up fire wolves”  

“.....You sure he’s not a hollow Gremmy?” Asked Lotus.

“He’s not you little parasite.”

“So how you dude” Asked Asphyxious as he put his staff on his back.

“I’m doing fine, just finished having a battle with Twilight and Luna.”

“Dude, I wish I could of seen that”

“Lotus should’ve recorded the fight, didn’t you?”

“Yep.” Lotus pulled out Gremmy’s Iphone. “Got it right here lacky.”

“Hay want to see something cool?” Said Asphyxious as he holds up his Echo, he then pulls out the butcher shotgun and show it off to them. “Cool yes?”  

“Hm…. I’ve seen better.” Said Liltotto.

“I had to fight a pissed off War Hog Badass with Jack just to get this gun, it not about the gun it how you got it”

“Oh wow you fought something that a low level quincy could do in less in few seconds.” Said Candice

“What a war hog?” Asked Giselle.

“Anyway we need to party!” Asphyxious yells and fires off the shotgun in the air, that scares the crap out of all the ponies.

“Dude! Don’t do that in here, it’s bad enough I have to deal with the elements I don’t need more problems as it is.”

“Heh sorry…” He the put it away back into his echo.

“Nice going dumbass.” Said Liltotto. Just then a rainbow colored blur came out of nowhere and tackled Asphyxious.

“Not you again, why do you hate me!?” He yells at Rainbow Dash.

“Oh no you don’t motherbuck!” Said Rainbow Dash slamming his head onto the ground. “You think I just gonna let you walk around after what Gremmy did to Twilight, then you got another thing coming.”

“Gremmy is it cool if I turn human and kiss her?”

“That would be a bad idea.”

“Wait you’re human?”

“Dude you know me, I live for bad ideas” He the transforms and grins at them. “Wazzup” He said waving his tail at them.

“Applejack, get the rope we got another filthy human besides Gremmy!”

“Woo kinky” Asphyxious said smiling at them. “At let take me out to eat and go on a date first”

“And get the Elements as well, we’re gonna stone him when twilight gets out of the hospital.”

“Girls how do you think I got like this?” He said pointing to himself.

“Quite human!” Rainbow Dash said as she punched the lich in the face. “Your kind is nothing but evil.”

Asphyxious rubs his jaw and grins at them. “Are we talking porn evil or destroy the world evil here?”

“Dude you’re making this even worse for yourself.” Gremmy said.

“Dude I got lock up for nine hundred years nothing I say or do can come part to that living in that hell!” Asphyxious snaps at him. “Sorry…”

“Buddy I’m 1,599 years old wandering the world of Equestria alone, compare to what you been through is nothing compare to mine

“Wow… well did you have to stay in the dark with nothing to do?”

“Try hiding in the dark so the Elements of harmony won’t kill you.”

“Okay I see your point sorry for snapping at you” Asphyxious then holds his hand out to him. “Friends?”

“Still friends even though your an idiot at times.”

“Hey I’m getting better” Asphyxious looks back at RD and the others. “Is that Flutter Shy?, can I hug her please”

“BACK OFF YOU BUCKING HUMAN OR SO HELP ME I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH HER!”

“Dude what happened to make them as bad as the aholes I have to fight?”

“I don’t know, all I know is that something happen to Twilight and the next thing I know they became a bunch of racist jerks.”

Asphyxious looks to his old friend then back to the ponies. “I remember some where that Twi went to the human world at one point maybe something bad happened to her there?”

“Possibly but for the time being I’ll deal with that later, but first.” Gremmy snapped his finger, as Cang roundhouse kick Rainbow Dash into the wall.

“Dude what the hell!?” Asphyxious yelled. “Why did he do that, I could of handled her”

“Yes and you would of have to deal with Celestia if you did.”

“Oh Droolestia don’t remind me about her it bad enough she has no idea about all these evil plans going on under her nose” Asphyxious rubs his head as he say that.  

“Is your Celestia gullible?”

“No idea haven’t really talked to her yet, I fear if I do I’ll try and kill her”

Their conversation was cut short when a lasso was tossed around Asphyxious, and he was slammed onto the floor next to her. “You’re gonna pay for what you did to Rainbow Dash.”

“You know… there only so much I can deal with before I get pissed off. Gremmy, is it ok if I show them why it a bad idea to piss off a Lich” Asphyxious asked as he slowly get back up.

“Something tells me if I say no you’re going to do it anyway…..fuck it knock yourself out, just don’t kill them or anything. The only pony that I killed was Sombra and I don’t want any other ponies dead because of me.”

“I can do that” Asphyxious body was covered in blue flames as he stands over the farm pony, the other quincy’s could feel Asphyxious killing intent. “Can you feel your fear in the pit of your stomach, every impulsh in your body screaming at you to run away. You should listen to it, it telling you that something dangerous is right here and can eat you alive”   

“Y-You think that a fancy little light gonna scare me? We face scarier monster then you pal.” Applejack said as she was prepare to kick him in the face.

Asphyxious then pulls out his staff and show it to them the eye of it looks at them in hate. “Let me show you what I can do, Girls meet Sombra.”

“What the? You have Sombra?” Asked Rainbow Dash pulling herself out of the wall.

“I took his soul and power then bound it to my staff, all of his powers are mine to command now” Asphyxious runs his metal fingers along the blade.

“Dude get on with it and stop showing off like you do in video games.”

“But Germmy I don’t get to show off like, this come on man give me this”

“Do you want to deal with my worlds Celestia?”

“Fine, sooo how do you girls want to do this, it won’t be far if you don’t have any weapons to fight back with”  Asphyxious said as he rest the staff on his shoulder.

“Eat this you human filth!” Said Rarity firing a magical beam at the lich.

“Ice wall” A wall of ice shoot up out of the ground and blocks the attack even if it did melt some of the ice. “Not bad I should get the main six of my world to learn some moves from you girls”

“Then how about my party cannon surprise!” Said Pinkie Pie as she appeared behind Asphyxious.

“Ghost walk, go on fire” Said Asphyxious as he stands there. Pinkie Pie fired a cannon ball at him, Gremmy saw this and ordered Cang to block the attack.

“What the hell was THAT!, she using a real cannon!”

“It would appear so, next time don’t think that you can use skills like that without thinking that your enemy will have something to counter it.”

“Cang for the win.” Said Lotus.

“Noted, but as you can see I went in to the fight not knowing this. So now I must ask that you let me finish this fight on my own”

“My orders are to get in the way of any attacks that can counter you magic.” Cang then step to the side. “Try not to let your guard down or let over confidients blind you.”

“Got it” Asphyxious moves past him and swing his staff down. “Sorry girls I didn’t think you was willing to kill me, knowing that now I’ll stop holding back. Bane Wolves come to me” Seven wolves of fire from around the Lich as he stands there. 

“This is my order, don’t kill them just give them a nip and just run them ragged. But leave the yellow one alone she not a fighter”

“Um….can I please go back home girls? I mean it’s not Gremmy has done anything wrong.” Said Fluttershy.

“I can wait it alright if you want to go home miss Shy” Said Asphyxious as his fire wolves go up to Fluttershy and nuzzles her. “Guys cut that out I’m in the middle of a fight!”

“Fluttershy is not going anywhere, and get those things away from her!” Said Rainbow Dash.

“Look just think about it, she not a fighter and it clean she don’t want to fight ever. If you ask me you all are not living up to your elements” 

“Buck you asshole!” Rainbow Dash said as she kick one of Pinkie Pies party cannon and sent it flying towards Gremmy, hitting him upon contact.

“Bane Wolves... keep miss shy save please” Asphyxious teleport right in front of RD and Grabs her by the trout. “Don’t worry I’m not going to kill you just cut off the air to your lungs tell you pass out, and your friends won’t attack me without running the risk of killing you to.”

“You think that’s gonna stop me-.” Asphyxious metal fingers sezze tighter around her neck.

“I have to be careful I don’t want to snap your neck by mistake”  

“Ow! son of a bitch that hurt like hell!” Said Gremmy as the smoked cleared revealing him as a pony.

“Nice to see you're okay buddy… Wait your a pony now?” Asphyxious then start laughing.

“Fuck you asshole.”

“Well this is what happen you try to win Vinyl over, only to figure out she had a marefriend.” Said Lotus

“Dude you should go back to her, you might get lucky and get both of them… Goddamn it then you’d get to go out with Octavia to!”

“Can’t she dating Octavia.”

“Like she would never date a freak like you!” Said Applejack.

“AJ I’d be careful with what you say if I were you my fingers might slip and then I’d get shit from Germmy about killing after he said I shouldn't” Said Asphyxious as he looks at the Apple farmer. “Shouldn’t you have come up with a plan to get RD free by now or something?”

“I believe that would be Twilight’s thing, but she’s in the hospital after I crushed all her bones.” Said Gremmy

“Wow… I feel Op and I’m weaker than everyone else here” Asphyxious then turns to Germmy. “Do they know about the other Displaced?”

“Yes, one of them was Kat Shifter and Raven Masters.”

Asphyxious then put Rainbow Dash down once she passed out. “Cool, one down three to go”

“Don’t think we’ll go down so easy partner.” Applejack said as she was about to kick the lich in the face.

“Pinkie if you don’t attack me I Pinkie Promise to go to one of your parties”  

“No humans allowed at my parties.” She said as she fired another shot at him. He then teleports away and right behind Pinkie.

“Not even for chocolate rain?” He asked.

“Not even for chocolate rain.”

“But Pinkie we shared a wonderful night with your sister Muad did that mean nothing to you?, I loved you” Asphyxious say as he put an arm over his face as if giving a dramatic pose. “The pain of knowing you used me for your own ends have you no heart”

Gremmy start to bust out laughing after he heard Asphyxious said that. “God I can’t believe you’re still this corny as hell when it come to stuff like that.”

Asphyxious then bows as Pinkie just stands there blushing. “Thank you, thank you give it up for Miss Pie to she a sweetheart” He then claps his hands.

“I have one thing to say.” Said Pinkie Pie. Asphyxious stand there looking at her having a spell ready just in case.  “Cannon!” Asphyxious put his hand on it and teleports away with it and pinkie pie to.

“Oh god he better not do what I think he’s doing.” Said Gremmy

Asphyxious teleports back in his human form with Pinkie in his arms with the both of them gasping for air. “Wow… Damn pie…”

“And like that I’m gonna have to explain to Celestia about this.”

“To be far… She was the dom...” Asphyxious gasps as he let Pinkie down as she purrs and rest. “Okay… Wow, give me a minute”

“Oh dear Celestia!” Rarity said as she passed out.

“Two down one to go.” Said Liltotto.

“Ya… if I can fight back that is...” Said Asphyxious as he looks ay AJ as he pulls confetti out of his hair.

“Hm….Candice take care of her please.” Gremmy ordered.

“Oh no this is my fight” Said Asphyxious as he wobbles to one side. “Don’t you even think about!”

“Kid I was ordered to take care of her.”

“I don’t care!” He transforms into his Lich form again. “If you want her you have to go through me!”

Candice hands started to charge with electicity. “Oh I wouldn’t mind going through you dead boy!”

“Now this is getting fun” Said Asphyxious. “Banjo, Abby, hold her off!” Both ghost open fire at her.

Candice moved out of the way from the attack and appeared behind the two ghosts. “You think that’s gonna hurt me? I been in too many wars to fall for that.”

“Not really but this mite” Both ghosts pull out rocket lancers at her and fire.

“Idiots.” She said as she summon her lightning at the lancers, destroying them upon contact.

“Sorry AJ but we’re going to have to rush this, come and get me!” Yelled Asphyxious.

Applejack was about to attack, only to be stopped by Gremmy along with Candice, the ghosts and Asphyxious. “Ok this ends NOW!” Gremmy then slammed all of them besides Candice to the ground.

“That does it boss we’re going back to sleep!” Both Ghosts disappear.

“I forgot… how much this hurts…” Said Asphyxious as he laid on the floor.

Gremmy then walked over towards the lich with a displeased look on his face. “Idiot, you just had to make things difficult for me. Just like back at home when you sleep with that girl who you thought didn’t have a boyfriend.”

“That wasn’t my fault she lead me along… you know how bad I am at saying no to a pretty girl”

“Just like the time you slept with my girlfriend?”

“Okay one I was sleeping on the floor two our friends push her out of the bed on top of me as a joke”

“Yeah cause me finding you in leather was so funny.” He said as he pulled out a picture from his phone.

“I was drunk the night before that why I slept on the floor” Asphyxious stopped then looks at Gremmy. “Where did the Leather come from anyway?”

“You were shit face drunk to the point where we were able to get you to wear stuff like that.”

“I knew one of you was the ones who did that to me… heh I still got you back when I put you in one of our friends bed together. sigh good times” 

“Which reminds me, take a look at what you’re wearing now.” Gremmy said as he show Asphyxious a mirror

“What the fuck…” Asphyxious looks down at himself and at everyone else.

“Thanks to that little prank, my girlfriend dumped me. Think of this as payback.”

“Okay I can deal with that but it was still not my fault. Blame the guys who said it was ok for me to sleep on the floor in there”

“Still paybacks a bi-.” Before he could finish Gremmy was tackled by three ponies, about the same age and height as Gremmy is.

Asphyxious just blinks and looks on at this. “Dude you okay?”

“HA! Finally found you Gremmy!” Said Scootaloo.

“You got away from us before, but now we got you.” Said Sweetie Belle.

“Now you’re ours now.” Said Appleblum.

Asphyxious crosses his arms at this as he looks at the fore of them. “Gremmy, explain why the cmc are all over you. I don’t even care you turned me pink, explain”

“A while back I said that if they can catch me, then I’ll join their club.” Gremmy said as he was being pulled by Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.

“Awwww, that cute. Can I come along?”

“We might want to leave anyway, mostly because I don’t want to explain to Celestia about what happen here.”

“Ya and I don’t like to talk about what me a Pinkie did. That stay between us” Said Asphyxious he follows them.

(Canterlot Garden)

“And then the main six hit me with the elements and this is what happened” Asphyxious explained about how he was turned human again.

“Well….That was an interesting story.” Said Gremmy.

“Don’t worry dude I left out anything that they shouldn’t hear about” Asphyxious whispered to his friend.

“They’re 18 years old, I’m pretty sure they knew what you were talking about.” Gremmy whispered back.

“.......” Asphyxious slowly looks at the cmc and blushes. “I’m… going to have an apple… “He picks one up and start eating it.

“I see you’re still not the brightest as always.”

“Hey I’m not good a gaging ages when it come to nonhumans”

“It didn’t stop you before.” Said Liltotto

“Not true I have standards, I never do that kind of thing with a lady unless they're okay with it… And I was locked away for nine hundred years, I couldn’t even do anything”

“I think I would of enjoyed that then to go crazy.”

“I would of been happy just to talk to someone and not be locked up all alone”  

“Welcome to my life 1,000 years ago.”

“Umm hey Gremmy should I be worried about the way there looking at us?” Asked Asphyxious as he see the way the cmc girls were looking at them with loving eyes.

“They’re not looking at you, they’re looking at me because I look like a pony.”

“Oh thank god, that would have been wired for me”

“Again they’re 18, so they’re legal.”

“I’ve never meet the ones from my world I’d rather be safe then sorry thank you”

“Ugh, why the hell did I agree to that stupid deal?” Gremmy said rubbing his head.

“You can’t say no to the puppy eyes that why” Asphyxious said with a smile.

“You’re not helping the situation here, you know that right?”

“Sorry”

“Hey Gremmy you still remember the deal we made 10 years ago right?” Asked Sweetie Belle.

Asphyxious eyes go wide as he looks at his old friend. “What did you agree to?”

“..........”

“You know what, I think I better leave you alone… and walk in the woods for a long time…”

“The deal was that if the CMC caught Gremmy, then he would make them into quincy’s they him.”

“Oh thank god” Asphyxious put his hand over his chest.

“And that he would marry Sweetie Belle.” Applebloom added on.

Asphyxious eyes go wide then looks at Sweetie belle then at Gremmy. “Can you girls give us a minute” Asphyxious then pulls Gremmy over in a headlock to the other side of the club house. “What were you thinking!”

“Ok to be fair I didn’t think they could catch me.”

“Dude, this is the cmc we’re talking about. They can do anything, and you know Sweetie Belle is my Favorite pony.”

“Well suck to be you then huh?”

“If you’re really going to marry her you better treat her right or I’m coming for you man”

“I’m not like my father, or did you forget what that did head tried to do to your mother that night?”

“I remember I hit him a lot and there was blood… I was in a white room with no idea what happened or how I got there”

“Yeah you better be lucky I saved your ass before he almost stab you, then again I had to fix myself up after taking care of your injuries.”

“I still owe you for that” Asphyxious smiles and looks back to the girls. “I’m sure you’d have lots of little ponies together”

“Thanks…..wait what?”

“I’d like to stick around but I think I may have to go home soon”

“Why’s that?”

“I got things to worry about, a pony making a Crxy army. Farrows attacked my den, Everblight getting ready to attack ya I got my hands full, got to make sure little Pupa is safe”

“Ha! Just like me when I was forced to do what my father told me to do.” Gremmy handed Asphyxious his Token. “If you need my help give me a call, and I’ll help you out.”

“Cool hey maybe you can meet my kid Pupa I’m sure she love the idea of getting a unkle” Asphyxious smiled as he take the token.

“Why do I get the feeling you been telling her odd stuff about me.”

“Only what I can remember, or what I think I remember?…” Asphyxious trails off as he looks at the floor thinking.

“You little shit nugget, I’m gonna kick your ass.”

“Calm down I haven’t told her anything, beside I can’t remember my own place what make you think I remember everything?”  

“Geez, whatever Celestia did really messed up your memory of our past.”

“I think it was more than that, before I showed up I can remember bit and pieces of being somewhere else… That when I was turned into the Iron Lich then dump into equestria”  

“Makes sense I guess.”

“I’m going to kill that Dragon…” Asphyxious growls to himself.

“If you do find that dragon, give me a call and I’ll help you kill it.”

“You bet” Said Asphyxious and holds out his hand to him.

Gremmy in return fist bump the lich. “Bros till the end.”

“To right my friend” Asphyxious get up as a portal opens up. “One more thing name one of your kids after me!” He then jumps in side and is gone.

“I think I’ll name one of ships after him.” Just as Gremmy was about to walk off. He ended up bumping into Princess Celestia, who seemed a little bit annoyed. “Oh Celestia what brings you…...here?” Gremmy looked behind her to see five of the element of harmony behind her.

“Care to explain why I found five of the elements in the somewhat destroyed hallway?” She asked.

“..........I hate you Asphyxious….so much right now.”

“Hay where is that muffin I want to have another go with that beefcake he was so sweet” Said Pinkie with a smile on her face.

“.....I’m in trouble aren’t I?”

“Pretty much yes.”

“........I’m starting to wish I remained hidden from the world.” Next Chapter: Chapter 8: Imagination vs Chaos Magic Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 7 Minutes