Chapter 32

Luna eventually released her grip on Dave’s leg and followed her sister inside, Dave followed behind and sat on the sofa

“So what are we talking about?” Dave asked as he sat down “and what the hell is a harem?”

Celestia sat down on Luna’s bed “A harem is a group of in this case, females for one male”

“So wait… you are suggesting that I make a harem with you, Luna and the others?” Dave’s eye twitched “I can’t keep up with that”

Dave slowly tuned his attention to Luna who was bouncing on the spot, she was looking down at her chest watching her boobs bounce up and down

“Can you stop that please?” Dave asked as he attempted to turn his head away

“Why? This feels funny” Luna laughed lightly “Tia you have to feel how soft they are”

“NOPE!” Dave threw his hands in the air “Ok this is slightly confusing”

“How so?” Celestia was also distracted by her sister

Dave rubbed his face “Don’t you care?” Dave leaned forwards and stared into Celestia’s eyes “You are hiding something”

Celestia glared at Dave “How dare you!” Celestia turned her head away “What makes you think I would hide something?”

“Because you are either using me as a sex toy or you have an agenda” Dave walked over and kneeled before the white alicorn “Which is it?”

Celestia’s head fell so she gazed at Dave “I love you Dave but I need to protect Equestria”

“So why are you willing to share me?” Dave placed his hands on Celestia’s front hooves

“The elements of harmony know about your various relationships” Celestia sighed “And they are not happy”

Dave groaned as he bashed his head into the bed “Oh no I am so screwed”

“So I need you to make a harem with them so they remain friends” Celestia smiled as Dave sat up

“Hang on… so they stay friends? Aren’t they angry at me?” Dave held his hands up in confusion

“Apparently not, just talk with them and see if they will agree to group with you” Celestia smiled “I know you can do it”

Dave smiled as he stood up “You’re right, I can do this” he walked over to the door “Only one problem…”

“What is it?” Celestia asked she was slightly distracted by Luna lifting a leg above her head

“I don’t want to be with them I want to be with you!” Dave pointed angrily

Celestia sighed, “The elements of harmony require friendship to work, and if they aren’t friends then they can’t protect Equestria”

“So I am still in a relationship with you but I have the others on the side?” Dave scratched his chin “I don’t feel comfortable about this”

“To be honest it may mean us spending less time together” Celestia smiled “But this way everypony is happy even Luna”

Dave and Celestia turned to Luna who was gabbing her bottom, “This feels firmer now and I don’t know why”

Dave face palmed as he sighed loudly “So you are perfectly happy with me sleeping with your sister?”

“Well…” Celestia looked at Luna then back to Dave “I am happy to know that you and her are having fun”

Dave shrugged “Fine... get out”

Celestia gasped, “What did you say?”

“Get. Out” Dave walked over to Luna “Me and your sister need privacy”

Celestia stopped herself from yelling “Oh I see what you are doing, trying to make me jealous”

Dave shrugged “Technically it was your idea” Dave stepped away from Luna who was now leaning over “And to be honest I will probably wait until Luna is normal or until she has decided being a stripper isn’t a good career choice”

Celestia sighed, “Well I suggest that you talk to the others about the harem idea before you… take more steps with any of them”

Dave walked over to the door “Ok I will see if I can find them”

“Twilight will probably be in the library” Celestia called after Dave

“Look Tia I can balance really well!” Luna cheered happily as she did a handstand, legs spread wide

“Oh my” Celestia blushed as she looked over Luna’s figure

Dave walked out of the bedroom and headed down the stairs, he nodded to a few guards along the way as he headed to the library

As he reached the door he opened it quietly and snuck up the stairs, he peeked up and saw Spike reading a book

“Oh hey Spike” Dave said cheerfully “Do you know where Twilight is?”

Spike glared at Dave but turned away “She isn’t here” he grumbled

Dave looked around at the shelves “Well I can see that, do you know where she is at the moment?”

Spike stood and walked over to Dave, still frowning angrily “She told me where but I am not telling”

“Wha? Why not?” Dave kneeled to talk with the angry dragon

Spike swiped at Dave’s face, slicing his cheek “You knew I have a crush on Rarity but you took her from me!” he screamed angrily

Dave stood and clutched his face as it healed “He attacked you out of hate, how… lovely” Odio whispered “Are you going to accept that?”

Dave kneeled down again restraining his anger “Listen this is slightly more important than your silly fascination” Dave poke Spike sharply in his stomach

Spike growled as he swung his claw again, Dave grabbed his wrist and grabbed him by the throat, Spike squirmed as Dave tightened his grasp

“N-no you betrayed me” Spike managed to wheeze

Dave walked over to the large window and broke it using his empty fist, holding Spike outside over the long fall “I MEAN IT SPIKE!” Dave yelled angrily

Spike held onto Dave’s arm tightly as he saw the drop beneath him “Ok, Ok she said she was in the gardens”

Dave dragged Spike back through, his face shuddered as the dragon began to cry “Oh I am so sorry Spike” Dave released the dragon and he fell to his knees

“It’s ok” Spike moved away from Dave in fear “I’m fine see”

Dave shook his head “I have been so angry lately, everypony is getting on my nerves” He looked up at the dragon “and I never wanted to take Rarity from you I swear”

Spike climbed to his feet, massaging his neck “I believe you, I can’t control who she falls for so I am glad she fell for you”

"I don't want her to" Dave whispered sadly but then he shook his head “I will find a better way to apologise I promise”

Spike smiled “Ok come find me sometime before we go home... promise?”

Dave nodded “Promise” he shook the dragon’s claw “You have a hell of a swing you know that?”

They both laughed and Dave left the library and headed down to the gardens, he walked around until he spotted Twilight out of the corner of his eye, standing beside a pink alicorn

Twilight smiled as Dave jogged over “Hi Dave, this is my sister-in-law Princess Cadence”

Cadence smiled as Dave waved at her “Nice to meet you Dave” she said happily “Twilight was right when she said you weren't from this world”

Dave chuckled “Yeah, no offence but I need to have a quick word with Twilight” Cadence nodded in acceptance as Twilight hopped over to Dave

“What is it?” Twilight asked

“I need to talk about our relationship and the others” Dave looked around “Can we go look for them?”

“Ah a good thing you brought us up” Twilight hopped beside Cadence “Now!” she cheered

Cadence’s horn glowed brightly and a spark slammed into Dave’s head “Ah what the… hell?”

Dave rubbed his eyes and his gaze spiralled to Twilight, she seemed beautiful, Celestia and the others fell from his mind

“I think it worked” Twilight gasped happily “Thank you Cadence!”

“It’s ok Twilight” Cadence smiled “Anything to help you two out”

Dave chuckled slightly “What happened?” he rubbed his head slightly

“That Princess controls love, she affected your mind to make you fall in love with Twilight and Twilight alone,” Odio laughed “But don’t worry, I can fix this”

Dave walked over to Twilight and Cadence “Twilight” he smiled

“Yes Dave?” Twilight leaned forwards expecting a kiss

“HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM?” Dave roared

Twilight and Cadence leapt back, Cadence attempted to reverse her short spell but the spark did not even reach Dave

“Dave calm down” Twilight pleaded

“NO! I was going to go through with Celestia’s silly plan of making a harem, you could have been with me but you know what? FUCK IT!” Dave threw his arms in the air as he walked away “All of you ponies and this entire world can burn for all I care!”

Twilight and Cadence shared frightened glances before hurrying for Celestia’s quarters, Odio clapped inside Dave's head "Bravo!" he cheered

Dave meanwhile stormed through the castle, any doors that didn’t open in time he kicked from the hinges “Stupid ponies thinking they can use me” he growled as he walked through the courtyard

Dave walked through the streets of Canterlot, ignoring the gasps and stares as he reached the train station “I see now that these elements of harmony all have… flaws” Odio muttered

The driver was just pulling the brakes as Dave climbed aboard “Oh hey Dave… where are your friends?”

Dave sat down on the coal pile “I don’t know and I don’t care” he grumbled angrily “Just take me back to Ponyville”

The driver uneasily released the brakes as Dave began to leave the station, Odio continued to mumble in his head “I take it you don’t like the harem idea?”

“No I don’t” Dave growled “Who cares if the girls don’t get along”

The driver looked over at Dave “Why are ya talking to yourself?”

“Shut up and keep driving” Dave spat

Odio appeared out of the soot “Now I suggest you start taking a better grasp on your own life”

The driver turned with fear “What the hay is that thing?”

Odio looked over at the driver “I wouldn’t talk or even repeat this entire experience if I was you”

The driver shook with fear “Please don’t hurt me”

“Do you have children?”

“n-no but…” The driver was cut off as a black tentacle wrapped around his neck

“Good then nopony will come for revenge” Odio smashed him into the floor and stuffed the unconscious driver into the coal

Dave frowned at the floating soot “Why did you do that?”

“He was incompetent and mildly annoying” Odio shifted around Dave “Why do you care? You didn’t even know his name”

Dave looked at the floor “Whatever just let us get back home and can you go away? I need to be alone”

“Aww… have you realized that because of your rejection to the harem idea you may have lost Celestia?” Odio teased

"i broke a promise" Dave sighed as he looked over his shoulder at Canterlot that was speeding away “And I am afraid I may have lost everything”