Ascentia and Pinkie both rapped their knuckles on Twilight’s front door, Pinkie looking excited while Ascentia looked livid. Moments later, the door opened, revealing Twilight’s father, Night Light. He smiled brightly at them, despite Ascentia’s expression.

“Hi, girls! What brings you here? Wasn’t Twilight supposed to be with you?” He said, gazing from one to the other.

“Actually, Mr. Twilight’s Father, we’re here to see Mrs. Twilight’s Mother!” Pinkie spoke up, grinning, “Asy here wants to kick her bum!”

“Uh… I’m sorry?” Night Light asked, looking confused.

“Never mind,” Ascentia pushed past him and stormed into the house, spotting Twilight Velvet in the living room, “Hey sicko! Get over here, I have a bone to pick with you!”

Velvet looked at her with shock, then sighed, “What do you want, Ascentia? You’ve caused enough scuffle around here.”

“What do you mean, scuffle?” Night Light asked, coming into the room with Pinkie following him, “Ascentia’s been quite a delight.”

“Honey, be quiet,” Velvet warned, and turned to Ascentia, “Why are you here?”

Ascentia folded her arms and glared at Velvet, “Does the phrase ‘Stop hiding from mommy’ mean anything to you?”

“...Excuse me?” Velvet narrowed her eyes.

Pinkie came forward then, “Mrs. Twilight’s Mother, you sexually molested Twi-Twi when she was little! Don’t deny it, she told us everything! And that’s not cool! How could you do that to your own little Twi-Twi?”

“What?! I’ve never done any such thing!” Velvet screeched, taking a step back, “I-I can’t possibly know where she concocted such a thing!”

“Honey… is this true?” Night Light asked worriedly.

“NO! Of course it isn’t!” Velvet yelled, pointing at Ascentia, “She’s probably fabricated it to turn Twilight against me!”

“Nope! You’re lying!” Pinkie pointed out, shaking her head, “Mrs. Twilight’s Mother, I can tell when others are lying! And right now, you are a lying liar who lies!”

Velvet made to push past them, only for Ascentia to grab her by the arm and shove her back into the kitchen counter, holding her in place with a single hand on her sternum.

“You foul, twisted, evil old gargoyle!” she growled, looking about ready to kill something.

“You-gurk… have no evidence!” Velvet yelled, struggling.

“I don’t need evidence,” Ascentia growled, driving her fist into Velvet’s stomach.

“Not if you want to make your alleged claim to the authorities!”

“I can’t. It’s been too long,” Ascentia glared at her, kicking her in the abdomen, “But let me make something clear to you, Velvet.”

Ascentia reached behind her and drew out a handgun, jutting the barrel underneath Velvet’s chin.

“If you ever touch her again,” she hissed, “I’ll kill you.”

Pinkie gasped, while Night Light looked on with immense shock. Velvet struggled, letting out indecipherable grunts.

“You let me go this instant and get out of my house!” Velvet uttered, “I will see to it that you never see my daughter again!”

“Velvet, that’s enough,” Night Light spoke up, his voice toneless, “Ascentia, Pinkie Pie, I need to have a word with Velvet about this. You can let yourselves out,” he then sighed, looking to Ascentia, “And you are not banned from seeing Twilight.”

“Damn straight I’m not,” Ascentia said as she let go of Velvet and stuck her gun back into it’s holster.

Pinkie then took Ascentia’s arm and led her out the back door, biting her lip nervously. While she didn’t doubt Twilight in the slightest, it was another thing to see that it was true. She wasn’t even sure what to think of Ascentia’s threat. It was all making her stomach churn, even causing her hair to go flat. Ascentia laid a hand over Pinkie’s shoulder and pulled her into a one-armed hug.

“I told you we were going to kick Velvet’s ass,” she said quietly as she adjusted her gun to make sure it wouldn’t go off.

“I know…” Pinkie murmured with a little nod, “I just feel terrible for Twi-Twi.”

“Yeah, me too,” Ascentia sighed, nuzzling Pinkie’s hair, “Jesus, and I thought I had a bad childhood…”

“I hope we can do something nice for her,” Pinkie murmured, wiping her eyes.

“Me too…” Ascentia nodded as the two of them made their way back to her apartment.

“So Miss Kortai threatened the woman?” Discord asked as he rubbed Pinkie’s shoulders.

“Yes, she did!” Pinkie nodded, laying her head against her arm, “It made my tummy feel funny, like I ate something yucky or was feeling sicky.”

“Anxiety,” Discord said, pulling her back into his lap, “Being near a loaded weapon will do that to a person.”

Pinkie snuggled into him, nuzzling his neck, “Yeah… I don’t like guns! Unless they’re water guns, then they’re awesome! Especially if you fill them with fruit punch! Although, I used too much grape juice that one time…”

“Did you turn into a big grape?” Discord asked with a chuckle, nuzzling her hair.

“Nope, the punch was too grapey!” Pinkie smiled.

Discord chuckled and kissed her cheek, “That I have to see.”

“Okay!” Pinkie giggled, kissing his cheek too, “Sooooo… what’s new with you? Got anything suuuuper exciting news? Ooh ooh! Do you have a new magic trick? Did you ever find that missing Queen of Diamonds? Did you go unicycling while juggling and carrying an egg on a spoon in your mouth?”

“No, I lost my book. The Queen is still missing, but I found the eleven missing Jokers. And for about two and a half minutes and then I fell off the unicycle and the egg landed in my hair,” Discord explained, “Took an hour to get it out.”

“Oh noooooes!” Pinkie drawled dramatically, pouting, “At least you weren’t doing it while humming a tune! I tried juggling eggs, singing a song about smiling, balancing a pencil on my nose, and tap-dancing!”

“And what happened?” Discord asked, nibbling Pinkie’s ear.

Pinkie giggled from the touch, “Well… then Maud came in and said hello! The eggs all fell all over myself, the pencil went down my shirt, and my shoes slipped on some egg on the floor! Down I went!”

“Goodness gracious! I sure hope she helped you up,” Discord cooed, stroking her hair and her rear.

“Of course she did!” Pinkie nuzzled his cheek, “She dashed right in and caught me before I fell!”

“Good,” Discord smiled, kissing her cheek, “We’d hate for you to bruise that cute tush.”

Pinkie shuddered slightly, but then nodded, “Nooo, never!”

“Precisely,” Discord squeezed her rear as he rocked her in his lap.

Managing to regain herself completely, Pinkie nodded and rocked along, “Nopey-dopey-lopey! Anything eeeelse?” She winked, tugging gently at his omnipresent goatee.

Discord looked off into the distance as Pinkie stroked his beard for him, “Hmm… nope, can’t think of anything,” he smiled.

“Okey-dokey-lokey!” Pinkie smiled, nuzzling noses with him.

Discord nuzzled back and hugged her closer, kissing her cheek, “There’s my little ball of sunshine.”

“Yep! That’s me!” Pinkie grinned widely, “And you’re my super duper special buddy bud bud of magic! Or SDSBBBM for short!”

“........You’ve been hanging out with Twilight a little too much, haven’t you?” Discord asked, raising an eyebrow.

Pinkie blinked, tilting her head, “What do you mean by that?”

“You’ve adopted her mannerisms,” Discord chuckled.

“Hee hee! Well, when you spend a lot of time with somebody, you sometimes tend to pick up what they do or say!” Pinkie giggled, winking.

Discord giggled and pecked her on the lips, “The seven of you must be so adorable together.”

Pinkie giggled happily, returning the gesture, “Yepperoonie Patootie! Tightly-knit bunch of pals, we are!”

Discord smiled warmly and pulled her in for a kiss, holding her close and gently rocking her. Pinkie kissed back, settling closer and clutching his lapels. She moaned cutely, melting against his form and shifting a little in his lap.

There was a soft knocking at his door, “Discord? I need to talk to you,” came Cheerilee’s voice.

Discord pulled his lips away from Pinkie’s, “I’m busy!”

“This is important!” Cheerilee said more loudly.

Discord rolled his eyes and patted Pinkie’s rear, “Under the desk.”

Nodding, Pinkie dashed under the desk, covering her mouth in a giggle.

“Come in, Cheerilee,” Discord sighed in exasperation.

Pinkie huddled under the desk, listening in as Cheerilee came into the office, “Discord, this may be a… tough matter to discuss. But it’s about Pinkie Pie.”

“Oh? What about her?” Discord asked, pulling out Pinkie’s records and pretending to thumb through it.

“She’s been missing an alarming amount of class,” Cheerilee said, biting her lip, “I have to say that this is very concerning. I’ve even tried contacting her parents and the Cakes, but they say there can’t possibly be anything going on. And anytime she actually is in class, she pays absolutely no attention. Moreso than usual. It’s becoming distracting to the other students who are trying to work.”

“Distracting? How so?” Discord asked, reaching his foot under the desk to stroke Pinkie’s leg.

“At best, she makes them giggle,” Cheerilee said, “But at worst, she will actually end up conversing with them or… doing them favours. Very sexual favours. I’m well aware of her reputation, but doing so in the middle of class needs to be addressed.”

“Oh my goodness. It seems no matter how much detention I give that girl, she doesn’t seem to stop,” Discord sighed in exasperation as he flipped through Pinkie’s file, “Right in the middle of class, you say?”

“Mm-hmm,” Cheerilee nodded with a sigh, running a hand through her hair, “She’s becoming more...difficult to deal with. In all my years of being a teacher, I have never seen anything like her. She’s a very sweet and loving girl, but this sort of behaviour needs to stop.”

“It seems like I’m going to have to find a punishment that will actually deter her,” Discord sighed, closing her file and setting it down, “Thank you, Cheerilee. You can go.”

Cheerilee nodded, then left the office, closing the door behind her. After waiting a few moments to make sure it was safe, Pinkie crawled out from under the desk.

“Hoo-wee! Close call!” She exclaimed.

“Yes it was,” Discord smirked, pulling Pinkie back into his lap as his hand found it’s way between her legs, “Now why don’t you tell me what you’ve been getting up to in class?”

“Weelll….” Pinkie cooed, bucking her hips a little bit, “Which part? All of it, or the gooood stuff?”

“I’ll take all of it,” Discord purred, stroking her sex through her jeans.

Pinkie let out little moans and clutched at his shoulders, leaning back a bit, “One of the girls in class just discovered the deeper elements of sex! She knew next to nothing about foreplay, sex games, or even orgasms! The poor kid! She ended up reading some stuff about it in this one book. So she asked me some questions, and I helped her out! Plus, I figured it’d be better to demonstrate it!”

“Oh did you now?” Discord smirked, pressing harder as he snuggled her in his lap, “And how did you do that?”

“First I started kissing her, just anywhere I could reach! Then I touched her, with permission, of course! I gauged her reactions, asked her how they felt, all that good stuff!” Pinkie purred, moaning a little.

“And remind me. Do you sit at the front, or the back of Cheerilee’s class?” Discord asked with a cheeky grin.

“Anywhere I pick! But that day I was at the back!” Pinkie winked, “Guess my instincts told me to! And look what happened!”

“We aren’t starting any more orgies in class, are we?” Discord asked with a chuckle as he slipped a hand down Pinkie’s jeans.

Moaning in pleasure, Pinkie clung to him tighter, “Nopey-dopey-lopey! Fun as that would be, I’m gonna save those for special times!”

Discord slipped two fingers into Pinkie’s nethers, kissing down her neck, “And what qualifies as a special occasion, my dear?”

“Special events going on at school, last days of school before holidays or summer, and when there’s a laid-back sub!”

“I suppose there’s no better time to get away with classroom sex than the last day of school,” Discord chuckled. circling his thumb around her nub.

“Mmmm...oohhh yes!” Pinkie moaned, nodding and bobbing her hair, “For suresies!”

“Let’s get you out of these jeans, shall we?” Discord purred.

Nodding, Pinkie stood up, undoing her jeans and lowering them, “Yes indeedy! Off they go!”

“Now come back over here,” Discord smiled, lowering his pants, “We never did get… properly acquainted, did we?”

“Nopers! Not like that!” Pinkie grinned, watching him do so as she approached, “But boy I was hoping we would at some point!”

“Oh of course we would,” Discord purred as he beckoned her closer.

“Never doubted it!” Pinkie came closer and took hold of his lapels, “Guess it’s about time to finally make it happen!”

Discord nodded and guided Pinkie into his lap, kissing along her neck as he kneaded her shoulders. Purring in response, Pinkie leaned her head back and bounced a little in his lap, rubbing their parts together rhythmically. Squeezing her rear, Discord lifted Pinkie up just far enough to line himself up with her nethers and gently lower her, biting his lip as he felt his length slide into her.

“Aaahh…” Pinkie gasped, then cooed as it went further, “Oooh, that’s good! So good… Keep going!”

Discord chuckled and lifted Pinkie again, bringing her back down in a bouncy rhythm, “You’re cute when you’re like this.”

“Aww, thankies!” Pinkie giggled, bouncing along on his length, “Mmmm… You feel soooo good!”

“So do you, my dear,” Discord purred, kissing Pinkie’s neck.

Pinkie moaned and cooed in response, pleasured all the more by their movements. She was more than used to being penetrated, but there was definitely something special about this time. Whatever it was, she would figure it out in due time. For now, she bobbed in his lap and took in as much as she could.

“Ooohh Dissy! Dissy… yes! Yes!” Pinkie cried, clutching to him tighter.

Discord leaned back in his chair, taking Pinkie with him and cuddling her under his chin as she continued to bounce in his lap. Deep down, he could feel his heart fluttering with excitement as he cuddled her in his arms, ‘Oooh. That’s new.’

“Yes… Yes… Yes…! Oooh! Almost there! Almost!” Pinkie gasped out, bouncing a little faster.

Discord squeezed her plump rear and gave his hips a push up each time Pinkie landed back in his lap, nibbling her collarbone. Lolling her head about, Pinkie’s moans escalated, though she bit down on her neckerchief to stifle herself a little bit.

“Mmm… Mmm… Mmmm!” She uttered, feeling her climax slowly approaching.

“Mmm… I think I’m going to take you home with me…” Discord breathed as he pressed down on that one spot on Pinkie’s back that always made her squeal when he rubbed it.

“Aaaaaahhh!” Pinkie squealed, her neckerchief falling from her mouth, “Ooh Dissy, you naughty thing!”

Discord giggled cheekily as he pressed harder, “Who, me?”

“Yes, you!” Pinkie laughed amidst her moans.

“Oh come now, I’m just pushing your buttons,” Discord smirked, “It isn’t my fault I know where every single one of them are.”

Pinkie moaned and laughed, going faster, “Oooh but of course! A-Aaahh! Aah! AAAH!” She let out a squeal as she came moments later, spilling out all over his member.

Discord smiled as he slowed her down, gently lifting Pinkie off his length and settling her under his chin, “Aw, is my favorite student all tuckered out?”

“Only a little…” Pinkie giggled, snuggling against him.

Discord kissed her cheek and smiled, “So… why have you been missing classes?”

“Coming to see you, of course!” Pinkie giggled. She glanced around the room and lowered her voice, “Maud just got a new cell phone she uses just for making calls to me. Sooo, we got a little carried away with that at times!”

“Oh really? Gabbing or sending naked selfies?” Discord asked, raising an eyebrow.

“A bit of both!” Pinkie giggled, “Sometimes we Facetime each other if it’s lunchtime or whatever!”

“I hope you aren’t having dirty calls with your sister during class, young lady,” Discord chuckled.

“Nope! ...Just dirty texts,” Pinkie giggled, winking at him.

“Oh? Like what?” Discord kissed her nose.

Pinkie grinned, pulling out her phone and accessing her text messages with Maud. She turned her phone around to display the screen, “Why don’t you read and find out?”

Discord smiled and took the phone, scrolling through a set of text messages.

MAUD - Hey Pinkie. We still meeting up this afternoon?

PINKIE - You bet we are, silly! Same time, same place? ;)

MAUD - Yeah. And bring that new bikini you bought. It looks good on you.

PINKIE - You bet I will! Are you bringing Boulder? :P

MAUD - Boulder’s too much of a perv. I’m leaving him in his cage.

PINKIE - Hee, after last time, I guess I’m not too surprised! XD

MAUD - XD Can’t blame him though. You look good in a bathing suit.

PINKIE - Thank you! So you do you. I loooove your bulge. ;)

MAUD - Heh. My ‘bulge’ is already coming out ;)

PINKIE - If I had a bulge, I know it’d be coming out, you sexy sexy lady! <3 ;)

MAUD - Nah, you’re better without one <3

PINKIE - Okay! X3 Yeah, you’re right, I like my vaj! And speaking of my vaj, I want your cock inside there! ;3

MAUD - ;) I’m poking through my dress already. It’s a good thing I’m not at work.

PINKIE - I can already picture it! See you this afternoon, then! Looooooove you! <3<3<3<3

MAUD - Love you too <3 XoXoX

“Aw, you two are just the cutest things,” Discord chuckled.

Pinkie blushed happily, pocketing her phone, “Thankies! She’s the bestiest.”

“She is,” Discord smiled, “You’re like her little sister-wife.”

“Sister-wife! I like that!” Pinkie beamed at this, “Yeah, you can say I am!”

Discord nodded, “Mmhmm. Be sure to invite me to the wedding.”

“Oh, you!” Pinkie laughed, nuzzling his cheek and kissing it, “Of course!”

The door to Discord’s office swung open, and as if on cue, Pinkie’s stony sister came striding through the doorway.

“Hey Pinkie, you ready to go?” she asked.

“Yeppers! Good timing!” Pinkie grinned. She kissed Discord’s cheek, then stood up, pulling up her pants and panties. Next Chapter: Chip Off The Same Stone Estimated time remaining: 35 Minutes