Heroes of equestria
Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Displaced Human 101
Previous Chapter Next Chapter(A few days later after Celestia gave a grand tour of Canterlot Castle, and an introduction to the ponies inside. Our heroes begin their quick but informative 3 to 4 day lesson of knighthood and the multiverse.)
[Morning]
(Canterlot Castle Throne Room)
“Ok Grail why the hell did you call us here?” Gilgamesh asked. “Cause right now I’m a little bit angry that you woke me up from my sleep.”
“I called you three here because you’re gonna meet your first displaced human.”
“Displaced what?” Caster said wondering what the grail is talking about.
“Just like you three there are other humans that ended up buying something from the merchant. Be it an item or costume, the human that get said item end up in world full of magical talking ponies.”
“And you’re just telling us this know?” Said Saber.
“Well you never asked, anyway I found this gold token on the ground and figured you guys might want this.” The grail levitated the token at Gilgamesh who caught it in her hand. “Just be careful not to piss off any displaced humans, granted you’ll be revived if they kill you but I prefer not to the whole summoning thing.”
“Fine, it’s not like you were gonna help us anyway.” Gilgamesh tossed the token into the air to summon the displaced. “Hey whoever you are mind coming out here please?”
The coin erupted with light, opening a golden vortex in front of them. Out of it stepped a tall bear, with a coat of gold, and a black bowtie and hat.His eyes were closed and they could see his body was covered with various cuts, burns, and holes. He yawned and opened his eyes blearily. They got a glimpse of his eyes when he turned to look at them as the portal he arrived in sealed behind him. Both eyes were pitch black, seeming to draw in light rather than reflect it. One eye had a single white pinprick of light and the other had a white crack across where the light in the other eye would be. He spoke up as he stretched and exaggeratedly popped his back.
“Well alright gimme a sec, you just woke me up from a nap…”
“Greetings displaced human, I am the Holy Grail and I have summoned you here for you to inform my servants about the multiverse.”
The bear chuckled when he saw the object before him and then turned back to the girls with a large grin. It seemed he was fully awake now.
“Well alrighty! Okay whatever the three of you are named, welcome to...”
The bear snapped a paw and the three of them and himself teleported into a stereotypical looking classroom.
“Fazbear’s Multiverse 101 class! The way it works is here,”
He drew a circle with three smiley faces in it.
“Is your universe, with you three Displaced arriving to it. Displaced is short for ‘dimensionally misplaced’. It’s what we call ourselves, us humans who bought an item or items of some sort from beings like the merchant.”
He drew a guy with a big overcoat and swirly eyes.
“Guys like him go around Earth and all the parallel universes to it selling items to people usually at conventions or other occasions that lead to them being in a cosplay of some character. The item, or items, are/is related to the character’s/person’s costume and causes one of the following effects: A) big flash of light B) big swirly vortex portal C) unconsciousness or D) some other thing. After one of these effects hits a person, they wake up or find themselves in Equestria or more accurately a parallel universe of Equestria. Usually only one or one small group of Displaced get sent to a single Equestria, and when they find themselves there, baboom! They’re transformed into the character they were previously dressed as. As you can see I’m Golden Freddy from the ‘Five Nights At Freddy’s’ games. Each Displaced is different in power, from that they gained upon arrival, that they gain through learning and training, and from taking it if necessary. Of course now is my next point,”
Freddy erased the drawings off the board and drew a bunch of lined up circles in a grid, drawing three happy faces in each.
“The multiverse. For every Equestria and every displaced there is an infinite number of parallel worlds, usually you would never meet yourself except in rare cases such as me. I made the decision a while back since I’m the original me the ‘alpha’ if you will, to absorb and fuse with all the other me’s out there. A displaced can go between universes, usually though they lack the power to go through the void which is the darkness and emptiness between universes, by creating what is known as a token. You already have my own token thanks to that grail guy, and with that you can summon me up to make a deal with the devil/me if you want to call in a big favor. Sidebar btw, I take your world’s equivalent of the spirit Discord as payment and then do the big favor. Then you can call me for favors as a friend! Anyhoo, you can make a token by putting a little of yourself into an item or object. Mine is the golden coin as I said, but I also have these for examples.”
He took out two items, one a metal device of some sort and the other a bird-like hairclip. After they looked he put them back in his ribcage.
“You can summon other Displaced if you get their token, and you can send out your own token to give others the chance to summon you in turn. Usually displaced exchange tokens when they meet when they become friends or not if they become enemies. This scar on my eye was a cheapshot from some jackass I met a while back. But anyway. If you want I can show you how to make your own token/tokens. Based on if you wanna be summoned as a group or alone. Any questions?”
He gave them a grin.
“Yeah I’m wondering what you did to your Equestria?” Asked Caster.Freddy chuckled. He looked at her with a manic grin.
“Maddened slagpile! But before you start getting buthurt, I keep it all in my own Equestria. I won’t do anything to yours unless you start trying to fight me or something. You aren’t that stupid, right?”
He sent a pulse of magic and locked their bodies from moving other than their ability to speak.
“Relax Nick Furious we won’t do anything stupid, though I do think you might want your hat back from Caster.” Said Saber.
Freddy shrugged and released them, before going back to a cheery grin.
“Good! So why does that one have my hat?”
“Truth be told, she’s not that right head due to injuries during her childhood.” Said Gilgamesh. “Plus she fancies your hat cause it make her think she’s a wizard.”
“I can dream dammit!” Caster Yelled.
Freddy laughed and snapped his paw, his hat re-appearing on his head. He snapped his paw and took out a copy of it, scaled to better fit Caster’s head.
“I’m pretty sure the Holy Grail can help us with that, but mostly we’re just gonna be asking question. Like what’s your Celestia is like?” Asked Gilgamesh.
Freddy laughed.
“Pffft! Total buzzkill b-hole! I mean srs the first time I saw her she tried to kill me, and then traps me for a thousand years, and that’s the story of why I made everyone go insane!”
“Wow….You know if our Celestia heard this she would so want to bitch slap your Celestia.” Said Caster.
Freddy smiled at this.
“Well at least there’s a couple non-bitch Sunbutts out there. Still, it kinda occurs to me that other than the two princesses and the elements I didn’t really harm anypony…”
Freddy gained a blank look.
“Yeah what about the mane six in your world?” Asked Saber. “And Luna as well.”
“Well when Discord and I got out we started with the chaos, he kept the elements busy while I stoned Sunbutt. After that I went after three of the elements and tore them apart mind heart and soul. That may seem kinda random but they were Celestia’s little weapon for trying to kill me again so I made up my mind to make them no longer be threats to me, Of course Discord thought I went too far or some shit and went turncoat. So I killed him for betraying me.Then I met some other Displaceds, learned about the multiverse, fought some dudes got my eye messed up met a sith and then somewhere in there Moonpie showed up. And she was pissed off… Anyhoo, I turned her into Nightmare Moon again and made Parple, the element of magic of my world as I call her, completely intangible. She cannot be heard seen or felt by anyone other than myself, as punishment for her being a pain in my side. Yeah it’s been a busy two days since I got loose. Oh yeah, have a present.”
Freddy took out an element of loyalty, the gem faded to a deep brown/gold color.
“I stole them from the bearers before hand to mess with them. You can have this one, I think it’ll be better off out of my world completely so there’s no risk of them being used on me. I’m actually not sure if I’d be affected anymore, I’ve gotten a lot more powerful since the last time I got hit but I’d rather be cautious.”
“Sweet this could useful in case some idiot ties to destroy the element in our world.” Said Caster levitating the element into her hat. “Thanks.”
“So, what else you wanna know?”
Freddy asked, giving a smile to them.
“Hm...Have you ever heard of a person name Twice Piecemen?” Holy Grail asked.
Freddy shook his head.
“Nah. Oh yeah, guy who screwed my eye is named ‘Cory’ or something. Guy with brown hair, red eyes, and an Omnitrix ala Ben 10. And there’s Norse mythology shits in his world or something. Anyhoo the guy is a pretentious fuck about other Equestrias and how Displaced should be, so be careful with him. What next?”
“Hm can’t think of anything else at the moment, but would you like to see our worlds Celestia?” Asked Gilgamesh.
“No she’s just….well somewhat childish and does not like some of the royals in this city.”
Freddy chuckled.
“Hey I got no issues with childishness. Oh yeah, you wanna take my deal? I take your Discord and you get a big favor as payment?”
“No need the discord in this world is...well kinda scared of Celestia.” Said Saber.
Freddy shrugged.
“Alrighty. Well I still sorta want to punch him in the schnoz though. I’m kinda vengeful and the fucker betrayed me in my world so I’ve been taking Discords similar to mine and killin’ em. So, where to?”
“Well seeing how it’s 12:00 noon, this should be the time where Discord is running from Celestia after his one night stand thing that happen 1,000 years ago.” Said Gilgamesh. “We just pretty much just watch and place bets on if Discord is able to escape.”
Freddy gave them an evil grin and teleported them from the classroom he made and to a place to watch the two running. Freddy placed a banana peel beneath Discord as he ran past.
“Oh Faust somepony help me!!!” Yelled Discord running across the garden.
“Come back! Didn’t that night we slept together mean anything!? Said Celestia chasing after Discord with a nest in hoof.
“Oh hey they just started.” Said Gilgamesh.
Freddy snickered as Discord hit the banana peel.
“Always fall for the classic banana peel every time.” Said Caster video taping it on her cellphone.
“Got you now Discord!” Said Celestia as she tackled on top of him.
Discord looked to his left to see the four displaced humans as he asked for them to help him. “You there please help me, and I’ll give you whatever you want.” He said giving them the puppy dog look.
“We would, but I think this is between you and your one night lady friend.” Said Saber looking away.
“I would help, but Celestia told me not to help you.” Said Gilgamesh.
“And I won’t help because I’m too busy getting this all on tape.” Said Caster holding her phone.
“And I wouldn’t focus so much on others as the banana peel!” Freddy said with a grin.
Discord tripped on the banana peel, as he and Celestia are sent falling down a few flights of stairs and into the royal pool.
“Well that’s pretty much her in a nutshell in a way.” Said Saber. “I’m surprise Luna’s not here to stop her.”
“She still sleeping in her room remember, she’s more of a nighttime pony than a daytime one.” Said Caster.
“Yes she is, and she’s wondering what’s going on?” Said Luna appearing behind the humans with a coffee mug in her hand that says the moon rules, and a night robe around her. “Who’s your friend?”
Freddy gave her a happy smile.
“I’m a magical demon bear from another dimension!”
“Oh thank faust I thought you were that pedobear from my nightmares. Anyway what happened to you if you don’t mind me asking?” Luna asked.
Freddy shrugged.
“Eh I sorta drove the elements of harmony and you and your sister insane in my home dimension because they were trying to kill me. Oh, and did the same to Discord in my world for betraying me.”
“Huh...I believe the phrase “paybacks a bitch” would be used for something like that on our alternate selves huh?” Luna said taking a sip from her coffee “Then again it’s good thing we don’t use the elements to do stuff like that.”
“Well good. I sorta wish my Equestria was like this. Maybe I wouldn’t have decided to leave it as such a mess.”
“You’re welcome to stay here if you want, just don’t kill anybody faust knows how many papers we fill out if you do one of royal ponies.”
“Eh other than stoning my Celestia with a cockatrice I don’t really kill. Drive completely insane, sure. But I’ve only straight up killed a couple of Discords.And I’m afraid I cannot stay here as the asshat who screwed up my eye made some big deal about fixing my Equestria.”
Freddy suddenly had a leather jacket and a plastic Omnitrix appear on him and he spoke in a voice imitating Liam Neeson as the three recognized.
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t care what you want. But I will find you, and I will fix what you have done, and I will kill you”
Freddy guffawed and the items disappeared from him.
“Guy was a jackwipe.”
“....Ok you I’m starting to like.” Said Luna. “And again feel free to stay in Equestria as much as you want.”
Freddy smiled and held out a paw.
“Well thanks again. I don’t believe we’ve formally been introduced yet. I am self-knightedly Sir Freddy The Golden!”
He puffed out his chest as he shook Luna’s hoof.
“Charmed to me you Sir Freddy The Golden, I’m sure you pretty much know who I am?”
Freddy nodded.
“Then as an apology from the idiot versions of my sister and I, allow us to repair whatever it is you need done on you.”
Freddy smiled at this.
“Well the costume bits of me will regenerate over a little while, and my skeleton is unbreakable from what I’ve seen so far. The only bit of me that’s screwed up is my eye.”
“Then allow my other half to fix that problem.” Luna snapped her fingers to summon Nightmare moon who was wearing a steampunk outfit. “Moon could you repair our friends eye?”
“Hm...Hold still please if you don’t mind?” Moon asked as she pulled out a screw driver to fix the problem. “And….Done! How do you feel?”
Freddy summoned a mirror and looked at the alterations. A seemingly simple but effective mend, done with a lens placed over his eye with components entering the crack. It gave his eye an appearance of being like Nightmare’s but with an amber color. Freddy grinned.
“Like I got back half of my vision. Thanks for that! So, anything you want me to tell my Luna/Nightmare for ya?”
“Yes if you see my Luna version of myself, tell that’s she’s an idiot for wrongfully attack you from the start. Oh and also bitch slap her for me.” Said Luna pulling out a list. “Just something on my list that I never got the chance to do.”
“And if you see my Nightmare Moon version of myself, tell that the moon rules and try to separate herself from Luna.” Said Moon.
Freddy nodded.
“Can do. Well I best be going, come here you three I’ll teach you how to whip up tokens and send them off.”
The three servants walked up towards Freddy as instructed. “Ok.” They said in union. He ran them through the simple steps to crafting a token, and the three went through them. A keychain of her blade Excaliber for Saber, a paper talisman for caster, and a golden axe to summon Gilgamesh.
“Oh one more thing before you go.” Said Grail as he teleport toward Freddy. “Be on the look out for a person named Twice Piecemen.”
“Sure thing. Oh yeah you three, Grail’s got my token but here’s a couple new ones for each of you to call me up with. If you wanna hang or need a favor then lemme know and I’ll be happy to pop over.”
He handed the three new coins to them, these having a happy Fazbear face rather than than the standard crash screen face.
“We will thanks.” Said Saber.
“If you need help just give us a call, and I’ll help out.” Said Gilgamesh.
“Or if you want us to use our Noble Phantasm to help you fight someone.” Said Caster.
Freddy nodded and put the three tokens and placed them with the others he held inside his ribcage.
“Can do ladies! Well to send me back then just say ‘our contract is complete’ I can go on my own but it takes longer and takes energy out of me.”
“Oh I can fix that, after all I am classified as a god class.” With just a thought Grail open a portal back to Freddies world. “If you need a place to crash in case the head is on your tail, just call my servants and they’ll bring you here.”
“Well can do! Anyway, see ya round kids!”
Freddy hopped through the portal with a final wave.
Freddy stretched as he arrived to his home Equestria. Something seemed sorta… Different.
“Hmm.”
“I fixed your head and took out my influence as a favor to a friend. There’s ponies out there you can help, or not. I don’t care. Nightmare, you come with me. I actually want to keep track of you and tell you what a friend of mine is up to. Oh yeah.”
He planted a paw onto both of their heads, giving them his memories of the other world, but without the information on the elements of harmony.
“There you go. Luna one last thing.”
He lashed out and smacked her across the face.
“A pal told me to do that.”
He looked down to the confused, and younger Nightmare.
“Imma rename you…”
Freddy snapped his paw as he thought about it.
“Amalthea! One the moons of Jupiter from my homeworld. Well there you go Amalthea, Imma send you to get tutored!”
“Yo Caster tell Nightmare I’m sending her a student!”
A portal opened and Freddy waved her to it. Amalthea seemed more confused now. Freddy looked back at her.
“Kid trust me there’s a mare on the other side that’ll help ya. The new name is so you can make a new identity or something. Go on now!”
Freddy snapped his paw one last time and the small alicorn in front of him changed colors. Her mane hung like regular hair now but was now done in shades of red, and her coat was a deep gray. Her eyes were still slitted, and still the same cyan color. Freddy scribbled a note and taped it to her horn before she trotted through the portal.
“Hey Nighty I split ya up like I said. She’s kinda confused about herself now so I’m gonna let you teach her. No one can teach someone like themself after all. You can send her back after a while, unless she wants to stay over there.”
See you later,
-G_F
Freddy smiled as the portal closed, and he brought the elements before him, those corrupted and not. Freddy had another decision to make after all this…
(Servants Equestria)
“Nice guy.” Said Caster. “You think he’ll bitch slap the other version of you Luna?” Before Luna could answer Caster question, a portal appeared in from of them. Out of the portal came a small teenage alicorn pony that had shades of red in her mane, her coat was deep gray, and her eyes had the same slit and color as Moons eyes.
“I think that answers your question Caster.” Said Gilgamesh as she hear a voice from Caster’s talisman.
“Yo Caster tell Nightmare I’m sending her a student!”
“Question little one?” Moon asked the little alicorn. “Are you me from a different world?” The alicorn nodded yes to Moon’s question. “Ok good now come along little me, we have much to talk, share, and learn about each other.” Moon levitated the little version of herself as they teleported off. As they did there was a note that was left sitting on the ground. Caster picked it up and started to read it.
“Hey Nighty I split ya up like I said. She’s kinda confused about herself now so I’m gonna let you teach her. No one can teach someone like themself after all. You can send her back after a while, unless she wants to stay over there.”
See you later,
-G_F
“Well it’s looks like we have a new friend to help out with huh?” Said Caster. “You think we should send him a thank you basket?”
“Might as well seeing how he did explain what displaced humans are.” Said Saber.
“Ok we’ll do that, but first let’s get Celestia off of Discord before something bad happens.”
“Agreed.” Said Saber as she ran off to get the sun princess off of Discord.
“This should be interesting.” Luna said as she teleport after Saber, Gilgamesh, Celestia, and Discord.
“....Oh well back to turning the heads on the statues around.” Said Caster as she walked of the who know’s where. As she did she decided to give Freddy a call by using the token he gave her and her friends. “Hey Freddy got your message.”
The coin glowed and his voice echoed out of it.
“Cool! Figured that’d be better than having her lookin’ round my chaotic mess of an Equestria. You’re good with this, right? Moon too?”
“Yeah we’re fine with it. Moon is talking to her alternate self right now as we speak. Question is it that bad over there?” Caster asked.
“Well a while back I popped Tartarus open like a bottle of champagne, though from what I’ve seen the stuff inside either stayed inside the place or just sorta went off to plan things. And all the stuff Discord did never got cleaned up at all so that’s still going on all over Equestria, maybe the world. And I think I’m the only thing regulating the sun and moon since I had to split Luna’s power in two to separate Amalthea and Sunbutt’s in stone. And you can tell after meeting me that that’s a terrible idea right there. I may try and fix it later or something, I don’t really know yet. It’s pretty funny to watch ponies freak out at the slightest stuff, especially since the majority of ponies weren’t mindfucked by me or Discord they’re flippin shit since there’s a scattering of crazed ponies.”
“Wow and people call me bad before I became a god, you know I could always come over and help out if you want to fix your world up?” Caster offered as she turn one of the statues head around. “I mean I know few spells that can make help out with the mindfucked ponies to make them think you’re a good guy and all. Maybe you unstone Celestia’s head and use her as target practice for throwing food at her?”
“Eh I’m still making up my mind. I can do that stuff myself but I’m still thinking over stuff. I’ll figure it out later…. I’m gonna go back to that nap I was having before I met you guys. It’s been fun, but I’m still tired. G’night guys…”
“Night Freddy, oh and please don’t tell anyone I’m classified as a god class.” Caster said as put the token back into her pocket. “Hope he’ll be ok?” She said as she turned another statues head around. “I wouldn’t really blame him if he kept his world into madness.”
Next Chapter: Chapter 4: Combat Training 101 Estimated time remaining: 4 Hours, 33 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
This chapter is a crossover with Sir Freddy the Golden! written by Archon The Manic I did with him, go check his story out :D
Also here's what Luna & Celestia's clothing when they are not ruling over the kingdom.
Artworks is not mine
Chapter 4: Combat training 101