But it's super duper sad here in this last chapter, because it turns out that Twilight Sparkle, the human and/or pony-type that you love so much, she has to leave to go to her home planet. She heard that there's an attack in Equestria and she needs to go take care of it. It's super sad and now she has to leave you.

She was all like "I just found out that Mayor McKingly Queenish The Third is trying to kill all of Equestria with her magical penis. I have to go take care of this, because I'm super awesome and great and can take care of this. But in order to do so, I have to leave Earth and go back to my home planet of Equestria and take care of this. And I have to go now and will never come back, because the spell to come back here only worked once and once I leave I can never come back and I'll never see you again."

But you were all like "Wait, take me with you! Please, I love you!!!!"

But she was like "No." And then she was also like "Actually, since I'm not taking you with me, I'm going to wipe your memory so people don't think you're crazy or something." And that's the reason you don't remember any of this.

And so you cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and cried.

But then she wiped your memory and you didn't remember why you were crying, so you masturbated.

The end.