Author's note: I don't like the formatting here. The mods made me change it to match their standard, but it completely ruins the flow, in my opinion, especially for chapters two and three. Maybe you won't mind this formatting, but if you do, please check it out on Google Docs instead: Link.
Once upon a time, you met Twilight Sparkle and that's what this story is all about. This is the real life events of what happened in real life, you just don't remember, but it did happen.