Hello everypony, it is your beloved Princess Celestia, the sexiest, most powerful and smartest ruler Equestria has ever had. Now you've been disappointing me a bit here lately but I'll still give you my synopsis of "It Ain't Easy Being Breezies."

It's another lovely day in Ponyville and the oh so lovely Fluttershy is out talking with her friends about something. I'm not quite sure what it is yet but I'll find out soon enough. Wait a minute, she is telling her friends that the breezies are coming through Ponyville and that they have to learn how to cheer quietly. For starters, this once again proves that she cares way too much about some small life form and not nearly enough about me.

Ok, enough about how she doesn't care about me, for now anyway. So there she is telling her friends to basically whisper cheer for these damn things as they pass through Ponyville. I have something to tell you Flutters, they flew through Canterlot too and were met with absolutely no fanfare. Luna was asleep, I was doing boring princess shit and all the other ponies here merely thought it was a small swarm of fruit flies so nopony cared. If Ponyville were like that, your lives would be much easier and you could be cleaning your cottage for when I come down there tonight.

Fast forward a couple hours and a whole damn festival has been set up for them. With the way it looks you'd think that both my sister and I were coming down there with the amount of cake and fritters that they had. Now here comes Rarity in a sparkly purple gown of some sort that the sun is really reflecting off of. It was shining so brightly that I thought it was going to damage my eyes, much less those dumb critters that Fluttershy cares way too much about. Luckily for Fluttershy, Rarity removes it but is still glowing white! How dare she, she never glows for me. I think I will punish her severely for this. Hmmm...maybe I can punish two mares at once tonight.

Well Rarity stops glowing and Twilight begins to try and give a speech. Oh that poor thing must be so frustrated. She always does try to give speeches when she needs some so make that three mares I'll punish tonight, all at once! Luckily for her voice the damn things arrive ahead of schedule and the whole damn town is staring at them like they are the most wonderful thing in the world. What makes things the worst is that Spike is bound and determined to get a birds' eye view of the things so after failing to get on Pinkie's back he climbs a tree to see them.

There he is standing on a limb acting like a little kid jumping up and down right as they passed by. I was thinking of sending Twilight a message at that moment but then I realized that would kill a bunch of breezies and it ain't their fault some ponies are idiots and waste a day of productivity to watch them. Unfortunately for those things, Spike knocks a leaf loose and that separates some of them from the others. Now we have Fluttershy going into panic mode, extreme panic mode.

Now we have Rainbow, Thundelane and the hot little Flitter trying to get the breeze just right to help the separated group catch up with the others. I just realized something, Flitter is rather sexy with that bow in her mane so guess who's getting added to the list of mares who MUST please me every now and then so make that four mares for tonight! I'll just haul them all up here since nowhere in Ponyville has room for all of us.

Unfortunately for the breezies their attempt failed and now there are probably over a dozen of these things left over and of course my Fluttershy saves them and even worse, she takes them into her cottage. Great, just great. If she keeps those things around for too long, especially if it ends up being after the portal to their homeland closes, forcing her to make me happy will be almost impossible. Well we shall see what happens.

What seems to be forever passes and Applejack along with MY Twily go over to see if those things are ready to go and of course Fluttershy says they are not. I have some advice, just have the damn things climb in your mane, have the smart one tell you what direction to go and then you could easily get them home. Hell, you'd probably even beat the other group back home but oh no, that makes way too much sense and in the eyes of Fluttershy, that would be abandoning them to the cruel world. Guess what Flutters, they're going to be going home, not to Tartarus so just throw the damn things out already!

I swear, she is doing way too much for them. She is treating them like they are special little snowflakes who will cry and whine if they don't get their own way. Wait a minute, with the exception of Sea Breeze, that is the case. They fake illnesses, pretend to be cold, pretend to have panic attacks and do whatever else it takes to continue to take advantage of Fluttershy. I know she's the element of kindness but come on! Can't she show me a bit of kindness and send these things packing.

Finally one of the breezies is fed up and has decided he will face the winds alone, Sea Breeze. Yeah is an arrogant, demanding little bastard but he is thinking with his head. Well he heads out and discovers that his endeavor is going to be far more difficult than he imagined. Acorns nearly crush him and then the wind carries him straight into a beehive. Oh shit, now the bees are pissed and are likely going to sting him to death. Do I feel sorry for him, a little but it is part of the circle of life so I won't intervene. Luckily for him, Fluttershy discovered that he was missing and finds him before this tragic event could happen.

Once she found him he had a bunch of angry bees ready to kill him but when she started talking to the damn things, they obviously weren't listening. At first she tried to tell them that Sea Breeze was sorry and the fuckers were still readying themselves to attack. Next up she dresses in a bee costume that suddenly showed up out of nowhere and that didn't work either so she had to be firm with them. Now in the unedited version she called them all pieces of shit and said they need to go fuck themselves but of course that wouldn't be fit for a kids' show.

Once she saved Sea Breeze she took him back to her cottage and finally told those breezies that they better get going or they'll never get home and that would really suck. I'm sure they have families that would worry them and that would make Fluttershy unavailable for a whole year and chances are she will have to help save Equestria from some super villain and of course you know how I am when I don't get my Flutters!

Now the time has come to get those things on their way home but "Ponyville, we have a problem!" There aren't enough breezies to hold the breeze together. Now my sexy Twily comes up with an idea, she will turn herself along with her friends into breezies to help get those things home. Good news, it actually works and they can keep the breeze together. Bad news, it looks like it will just be me and Flitter tonight. Oh well, I figure breaking her in would be best done if we are alone.

Now Fluttershy is leading those breezies toward the portal to their homeland and holy shit they go through a lot of different landscapes, snow, desert and temperate zones. Where the hell is this thing located anyway? I can't think of any place that you would go through such areas to get anywhere. It takes them quite a while and yes I did have to have one of the guard ponies tell me some of what was going on since I was having my Flitter time but they eventually get to that opening and once they cross into their homeland I can't see anything! Even worse I can't teleport there so I'll just have to assume everything went fine since they did come back out unscathed.

Now that they are back in Equestria they have a hell of a long trip back home, a trip that is going to take quite a while. This is frustrating because I am really needy and was hoping that Twily and Fluttershy would be back to have some fun. Oh well, I'll keep Flitter with me and make Twinkleshine join us.

Oh and memo to Rainbow: Twilight isn't going to turn you into a dragon or a griffon. If she ever did I would banish her to my sleeping chambers for the next hundred years.

Now be gone with all of you, I have a hot pegasus with a bow and a lovely white unicorn to have some fun with.