Hello, it is me, your beloved Sun Goddess again! You all have been good little serfs here lately so I shall give you my synopsis of "Filli Vanilli."

It is another peaceful morning in Ponyville and Fluttershy is waking up. Well once again she proves that she cares way too much about those dumb animals and not nearly enough about me. Well I have a feeling that something good is about to happen so I shall have my morning cake delivered to me. Besides, spying on Fluttershy always makes me feel so good, and often times, wet.

Yes, she is starting to sing! I have always loved her singing and when she flies around and sings, it is even better. Oh my, she has put flowers in her mane. I suddenly feel weak in the knees and my heart has skipped a beat. She is so lovely, she is so wonderful, she is so sexy, she is so perfect. I honestly think I could give up my harem and marry Fluttershy right now. We could spend our nights having fun and then she could serenade me to sle...."

*THUD*

Oh no, our sister hast fainted because of Fluttershy. Well we shall continue the commentary of this episode until she wakes up. Well everything seemed perfectly fine for Fluttershy until her friends show up. Suddenly she stops singing and shrinks back. We will be honest, we feel sorry for her being so shy. Well we know what that is like, sort of anyway.

Alright, moving on. Now Fluttershy's friends are complementing her on her beautiful voice. That is all and good until Rarity suggests she join the Ponytones and to make matters worse, Pinkie terrifies her by telling her how ponies would turn on her if she messed up. We find her actions most heartless, see if we visit Sugarcube Corner anytime soon!

Finally Rarity realizes that Fluttershy has no desire to perform and they stop bugging her about it. Now they have headed to the site of the fund raiser to help the animals. The Ponytones are practicing and we must say, they do sound spectacular! No wonder they have such a big following down there. We wonder if they would be willing to come up to Canterlot and put on a show, we know they would be most popular.

The practice goes fine and the next day arrives but our sister is STILL asleep! Fluttershy must have had a real impact on her....don't ask us about her dreams though. While she claims that she sees Fluttershy as lovely and perfect, her dreams express her true desires and they certainly aren't foal friendly!

Now Rarity tells them to rest their voices but that does not happen. One of them simply doesn't know how to listen. You see, Sweet Apple Acres was holding this turkey call contest. While we weren't sure if we should do it or not, we decided to leave our slumbering sister home and went to it because it sounded fun. We went, competed and guess what? Thy Princess of the Night won! She defeated the six time champion! We are sure when she finally wakes that our sister will be most proud.

The next day arrives and Big Mac can't sing because he lost his voice. That is bad enough but the writers make it look as though Pinkie won the turkey call contest, not us! Now we are most unhappy, perhaps somewriter needs to be banished to the sun for a few years. Enough about that though, now it appears as though the Ponytones won't be able to perform that night until Fluttershy suggests a remedy for Big Mac's voice.

Now we must use tactics that our sister uses since Rarity, Fluttershy and Big Mac all go to Zecora's hut. We do the invisibility and teleportation spell and discover that Zecora can't heal Big Mac in time for the performance and now Fluttershy must drink the poison joke tonic to have a deep voice. Perhaps it is best that our sister is still in a deep slumber, we all remember how she found her voice most unpleasant after their unfortunate encounter with that blue plant so long ago.

Now Fluttershy's time to sing has come. She hides behind the curtain while Big Mac is on stage moving his lips. It reminds us of some human pop group from Lyra's human books, Milli Vanilli was their name. The performance goes perfectly fine and all the animals got good homes. We figured that Fluttershy would be able to bathe in the antidote and sound like herself again but some filly wants the Ponytones to sing at her cute-ceañera the next day. Great, just great. Now we must hope our sister remains in her slumber so she doesn't hear Fluttershy sounding like a stallion.

Luckily she does and that filly's party goes fine but now the mayor wants them to sing the next day. Why can't Big Mac's voice get better? Our sister will wake up eventually! Performance after performance and day after day passes and they continue to get more requests until one night arrives and things don't seem right. They began to sing like always but Fluttershy seems to have either forgotten the words or has gotten too excited. She is flying around behind the curtain and shoves Big Mac forward. In her joy of singing she knocks the curtain down and now everypony knows it was her singing! They cheered for her but we knew deep down that they found Fluttershy sounding like a stallion a bit disturbing. We do feel bad for Big Mac though, now Applejack is most angry with him because he was still letting Fluttershy sing for him despite his own voice being fine.

Fluttershy flies home, bathes in the antidote and now sounds like herself again. However, we still hope that our sister remains in a slumber until this blows over because if she found out that she drank poison joke, Fluttershy could be in trouble and you know our sister's methods of punishing ponies, well mares she is attracted to anyway, are most unconventional.

Fluttershy's friends find her at home and try to comfort her, well except for Pinkie who continues to be ridiculous and does nothing to help. Poor Fluttershy speeds away from her friends but eventually they catch her and tell her that she sounded good, except for Pinkie (again). Now Fluttershy will never sing in front of anypony ever again. We don't blame her though, after what she went through, we would not wish to do so either.

Finally though, they are able to convince Fluttershy to join the Ponytones and they have a performance for their friends and the animals, with Fluttershy as the lead singer. That is understandable though given that her voice is the most soothing on the ears. We are happy for her though we do hope she gets to where she will want to sing in front of other ponies.

Now not only is she writing what she learned in their journal, but our sister is finally waking from her slumber. Oh no, we can not allow her to see this because Fluttershy is singing to herself. We can't allow her to faint again because foreign diplomats do not like dealing with us and we have a summit coming up!

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Well Fluttershy has headed home and our sister comes to the window to spy on Ponyville thinking the episode is still going on.

"So Little Sister, what did I miss?"

"Big Sister, thou missed the whole thing but don't worry, thou didst not miss anything important."

"Oh, what happened?"

"Fluttershy had her pet center fundraiser and it went fine."

She then saw our medal from the turkey call and asked, "Luna, where did you get that from?"

"We got it at the Sweet Apple Acres turkey call competition! We defeated Big Mac who was the six time champion."

"Oh, so other than you winning a turkey call competition it was a rather boring episode? So I didn't miss anything?"

"No big sister, thou didst not miss anything."

After that we headed to breakfast and thy Princess of the Night can breathe a sigh of relief. Now we just have to hope that Twilight and her friends do not bring this up to her. Our sister would be most angry if she found out that we lied about what happened. Do not worry though, our sister shall return to do the next episode, well unless Fluttershy makes her faint again.

On a side note, our sister was still most tired so we had to deal with all the diplomats at that unpleasant summit. Thou will be most proud of us though, despite the governor of Saddle Arabia calling us "Moonbutt" we were able to contain our anger and did not banish him to the sun! We did however seize all the money they received in taxes. Perhaps they will vote him out of office for being so disrespectful to thy Princess of the Night.