Hello my beloved serfs, it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and you have done your part. You have paid your taxes, you have worshiped me like you are supposed to and the hot mares that must put out on demand have done so so I shall give you my synopsis of "Three's a Crowd."

Another morning has arrived in Ponyville and Twilight's little slave is bringing in the mail. Now why the hell is Twilight so excited about the mail. She knows that if I need her to come up here that I just have Spike hack it up. It won't be long until I find out. So she was expecting Cadence to come see her and she is notified that she can. How sweet, two sisters-in-law are going to be getting it on! I think I shall join them. We can send Spike to Rarity's and Cadence's Auntie Celestia can have fun with her and her little sister-in-law.

It looks like Twily isn't the only one getting good news on that day. Fluttershy has been given permission to go watch these breezie things gather pollen in western Equestria. This better not take her too long because she is on the docket for later this week. No what I find ridiculous is Pinkie's excitement over a flier regarding a sale on USED PATIO FURNITURE! Good grief, look at the shit pictured on there. That is crap that should be thrown in the dump, not sold to foolish ponies who are easily parted from their money.

Now Fluttershy and all her friends are at the train station. Fluttershy is waiting for the train to west Equestria and Twilight is waiting on Cadence. I'm going to be honest, I am not happy with Fluttershy right now. Once again, she has proven that she cares about some stupid creatures way too much and not nearly enough about me! Why would she want to go watch some critter gather pollen when she could come up and make me happy. She could watch as I lowered my gem into her face so she could have a snack. I would think that would be much more important but oh well.

Fluttershy's train arrives and leaves and now that leaves Twilight waiting for Cadence. Now I can't help but wonder what kind of plans those two have and whether or not I will find it fun. If I know those two well enough it will be. Besides, despite me being her aunt, Cadence likes it when I give her the love that Shining Armor just can't. Well her train finally arrives and of course she has horns sound when she gets off her car and her royal guard comes out first.

Wait a minute, is that who I think it is? It is and now I am thoroughly pissed. She had the audacity to bring Flash Sentry with her. I gave her a stern warning when that fucker bumped into Twily after she got back from that world of disgusting humans. I told her that she is never to bring that low life anywhere near my Twily. Forget giving her any love, I have a different form of punishment planned for her now. It will not be in my sleeping chambers and it will be extremely painful. After this, she will know never to bring that piece of shit anywhere near MY Twily again.

Luckily for Flash Sentry though, just from the way he acted, I'm not sure if he even knew Twilight was there. Wait a minute, now that I think about it I think he may have given her a half-smile. Whatever he did, I am not happy. I shall let this slide but if Cadence ever allows him and Twilight to be within a mile of one another again, a certain niece of mine will experience never before known realms of pain and a certain royal guard will be executed for the crime of being too close to a prized possession of mine.

Now that the train along with the undesirable has left, Cadence and Twilight decide to go engage in whatever activity they had planned. What the hell? They are going to a traveling exhibit involving Starswirl the Bearded? Hey, it looks interesting from up here but I have no plans on flying down there and attending. There are two reasons for this. First, there is no cake. Second, I honestly don't know what I might do if I ran into Cadence right now. It would not look very good if I killed her right there in Ponyville. I want to punish her but I don't want to kill her.

Now that Twily and Cadi have headed off to the Starswirl exhibit, Twilight's other friends are still at the train station waiting for something. It is a good thing too because I have decided to stir up some trouble. After the shit Cadence pulled I summoned a former foe of mine and told him to go to Ponyville and make a couple of Alicorns' lives a living hell. If you guessed Discord, you are right. Yeah we aren't best friends but hey, he doesn't want to be turned to stone again so he'll do what I say.

Now what is funny is that he is blue. Yep, blue. He is blue because I told him to fake an illness, one which would be contagious. Now I know some hilarious stuff is going to happen so I have ordered that a cake be delivered to my window. Hey, I'm hungry and I need something to calm down from the shit Cadence pulled.

Naturally Twilight's friends are not thrilled about Discord's presence but you know what? I don't care. I sent him down there to cause trouble and that is exactly what he's going to do. Alright, I have learned that Rainbow is a complete bitch. Yeah they aren't the best of friends but Discord is a friend now so she could at least help him get well. Typical Rainbow though, speed off and not give a shit. Oh well, I heard her talking about how she was supposed to be Spitfire's little bitch so it wasn't all bad.

Now we have Pinkie offering to take care of him but he doesn't want her care, he wants Rarity and Applejack's. I find that kind of funny since they still don't particularly care for him and what is funnier is that he gets them sick! They turn blue and now Discord knows that he has to find a different caregiver. After all, with them being sick, all that would happen is that they would continue to share germs and none of them would get better. Don't worry everypony, they got better once Discord left so Luna will still get her fritters and I'll still have my marshmallow if I want her.

Now to the Starswirl exhibit, there are Twilight and Cadence looking at all that stuff in awe. I swear, some ponies get way too excited over things other than me. Well they are about to go from a state of happiness to one of shock as Discord has disguised himself as a candle that Starswirl used for some reason, I don't remember exactly what it was. Now Discord is harassing Cadence and Twilight. Good, now perhaps I can get some laughs and really lighten the mood.

Yay, Cadence and Twilight are grumpy now! I was hoping to see those two turn blue too but unfortunately once she sees Discord is sick, Cadence just has to cast a health bubble around them. Oh well, funny times are still about to ensue. Wait a minute, am I hearing this right? Twilight is going to let Discord crash at her place. Now I am stunned. I thought for sure she would tell Discord to go to hell when he asked this since her and Cadence had "other plans."

Alright, I can just barely see through the window into Twilight's bedroom but I can see enough that I won't have to do the invisibility and teleport spell. Besides, even if I did, Discord would still be able to sense my presence and knowing him, he would start laughing and I would start laughing and neither one of us would want them to know we were in on this together.

Ok, now for more fun. Just as it looks like Twily and Cadence are going to leave Discord alone in the library, he asks for some water. He doesn't just ask for it though, he bursts into song over it. You know how a lot of times I find songs boring, his way anything but. All sorts of funny things happened along with this. I think the best part was when he swapped Twily and Cadence's manes. I'm thinking, perhaps next time I have those two together I will have him do that to them because they do look hot like that! Who am I kidding, they always look hot!

Well now that Discord's musical number is over, Twilight began digging through her rather limited collection of books to see if there is someway to heal him. Give me a break Twily, if you were even a tenth as smart as I thought you were, you would know that he isn't really sick. I suppose I can't blame her entirely given that she has been watching Cadence's flank ever since she got there. I can tell the poor little thing must be so frustrated. Well she might not get to have any fun with Cadence but hey, I'll make sure she feels all better after the episode.

Now Discord has told them about some flower out on the edge of Equestria, a place so distant that you can actually see the neighboring country. Now for the funny part, Discord creates this huge chariot for Cadence and Twilight to pull since he doesn't feel well enough to just teleport himself out to this place. I find it kind of funny that Cadence is having so much trouble flying. Hey Cadi, that's what happens when you just sit on your ass and do nothing! If you'd bother to FLY down to Canterlot every now and then to make your Auntie Tia feel better once in a while, you wouldn't have this problem!

They finally arrive where this flower is that is supposed to heal him and remember how I said you could see the neighboring country from there? Well there it is, it looks like a rather lifeless place, devoid of any vegetation. Kind of odd how a single gorge can separate a wonderful country full of life and magic and a desolate place that is without magic and not to mention BORING!

Ok, at first they couldn't find the flower despite it being huge. Once they find it they realize that retrieving this thing is going to be much harder than they thought Now for the scary part, once they uproot this flower some snake monster jumps out and attacks them. I have a bad feeling that my attempt in using Discord to stir up some trouble may have had some unintended and potentially fatal consequences. When that thing started trying to eat them I honestly thought I was going to lose my Twily or that Cadence was going to die before I could punish her. Luckily that did not happen and Cadence saved the day.

Now for what is funny. There those two are carrying that flower back down to the chariot thinking they'll be able to get home in time to bang each other when suddenly Discord is feeling better. Yes! My plan worked perfectly, Discord faked an illness, caused Cadence and Twilight a lot of undue stress along with inconveniencing them. The part about Discord testing their new friendship was a bonus. I suppose Twily really does see him as a friend. Even though him and I are no longer enemies, I still wouldn't literally go to the edge of Equestria for him. Now for the bad part, that damn snake thing resurfaces and makes Discord sick. Great, just great. Now he really is sick and could make it harder for me to see some action.

Well now Twily and Discord are back in Ponyville and guess who is back to baby him? Yep, Fluttershy. I am very unhappy with her now. First she shows too much interest in some dumb things that need to get pollen and now she is showing that she cares way, way too much about Discord and not nearly enough about me. I was supposed to pay her a visit tonight but thanks to Discord and his legitimate illness, I can't! Oh well, I have other things on my agenda.

Yeah Twilight, I hear you. So you learned that when you are with your marefriend/sister-in-law that even the worst days can be enjoyable. So what, I don't care. What matters to me is that as soon as you're available, you get your flank up here and pay me tribute OR ELSE!

Now regarding my other thing on my agenda. I took Cadence up with me to Canterlot and told the city of what she did. I told them about how she took Flash Sentry to Ponyville and how he might have given Twilight a half smile. Once I told them about what the punishment for that was, 100 lashes along with me giving it to her rough, everypony began to cheer. While everypony was able to see me flog her a hundred times, the sexy times would take place in the privacy of my sleeping chambers. While I most certainly enjoyed these sexy times, Cadence did not. I'm thinking that after this, she'll know not to bring Flash Sentry anywhere near MY Twily.