Hello everypony, it is your beloved ruthless dictator, I mean beloved benevolent princess again and do I have a treat for you. Yeah I'm pissed because almost nopony has paid their taxes but it is a holiday in some areas of Equestria so I shall give you my synopsis of "It's About Time."

Well it is the middle of the night and Spike is having a dream, a dream about an ice cream house and Rarity. Let me guess, he's going to take her into that thing and impregnate her with unicorn/dragon hybrids. Well I guess at least he can score with her in his dreams, or can he. Oh no, Spike has been woken up by my Twily pacing around frantically, AT THREE IN THE MORNING!

What I would like to know is why is my Twily up pacing at this hour? It's not like I'm running behind or anything. Come to find out she is pacing like crazy because when she made her schedule for next month, she forgot to put in time to make another schedule. I absolutely love it when she freaks out like this, she is so adorable and of course it makes things more fun when I make her feel better. I guess I know what I can add to my schedule here pretty soon. That is the good thing about being an Alicorn Goddess, I don't need a schedule. If I have to change things at the last minute I just do it. I don't care who I piss off and they know better than to question my decisions.

It seems as though Spike is questioning her sanity because she is so distraught over this, not to mention she woke him up from a dream where he was just about to lure Rarity into an ice cream house and score with her. Well hey, Spike can pick up on that dream later but now something strange is happening in the library. I really want a good view of what is going on so I do the typical teleportation and invisibility spell to see this.

Now what is that bright light and the wind that is accompanying it. I'm not sure what it is but it has scared Spike bad enough he is hiding under Twily's bed. Now we know what it is, another Twilight! Woo-hoo, maybe if I hurry up and get down there I can score with her, TWICE! Given that there were two Twilights and that this would likely be a once in a lifetime opportunity, I undressed future Twilight and scored with both of them before future Twily got sucked back into the future. What was even funner was that before she had to go I forced present Twily to bang future Twily so that if anypony ever told her to go fuck herself, she could say that she already has. Yeah Spike saw all of it but don't worry, I cast a spell on him to where he had no memory of this so it won't make things awkward between those two.

I really need to move on because I can't have my sister knowing that I made my student bang herself nor can I let her know that I banged two Twilys at once. She would claim it was unethical and knowing her, she would blackmail me. Wait a minute, why should I care. All I have to do is pay her off with a hundred fritters to keep this a secret and she won't say a word. Seriously though, I do need to get going. I need to raise the sun here pretty soon and then eat breakfast.

The morning has arrived and it appears as though Pinkie is planning some sort of party and it looks like Fluttershy cares way too much about Pinkie's dumb party and not nearly enough about me. She is carrying these heavy bags of party supplies. Why I don't know but I do know enough about my sexy pegasus that it isn't to get Pinkie in bed because she told me she simply doesn't find her attractive. Now for something kind of funny and something kind of disgusting. My Twily crashes into Fluttershy and got a lame ass disguise caught on her face. Want to know which one? If you guessed the idiotic glasses with the human nose and mustache you are right. What is worse is that my little student doesn't even notice and makes an ass in front of herself in front of some of the townsponies.

Yeah Twily, you claim you have something important to say in that? No wonder everypony thought she was a joke. She removes the moron disguise and announces she has been visited by herself from the future and again they laugh. I suppose it is a good thing she didn't mention what she, her future self and I did or they would have laughed even further. Now she goes on about how her future self told her about a disaster next Tuesday morning. I, of course know that there is no disaster so I'll just sit back, eat some cake and watch these events unfold.

Now Twilight is claiming they are going to disaster proof Equestria yet they are only taking care of things in Ponyville. What is worse is that Pinkie is LOOSENING one of the bolts holding the bridge together. Hey Pinkie, to tighten things you turn them clockwise! Turning it counter-clockwise loosens it. Well that disqualifies her from any kind of construction work or any future she might have had as a carpenter. Oh well, she is a party pony and would have sucked when it came to gainful employment to begin with so no biggie.

Now regarding this disaster Twilight is predicting, I have a bad feeling that it may actually happen because Cerberus has left his post and has decided to visit Ponyville. Well shit, now there is a decent chance that at least one of the dangerous creatures that have been locked up in Tartarus might escape. Well I'll have to be on the lookout because even just one of those things could overthrow me and make life for everypony hell, much less several of them.

Here I thought Ponyville would likely be destroyed but the sexiest pegasus in existence has come to calm that mutt down. I know Fluttershy is good with animals but holy shit, I didn't know she was this good. I suppose she is just as good with them as she is in bed. I think I will reward Fluttershy for doing this next time I go to see her. I might even let her ram her hoof up in me I'm so pleased with her.

Now Pinkie has found a ball for Twilight to lure Cerberus back out to his post but I am not happy with him. I am thinking that once Twilight returns him, I am going to take the vet out there and once she is done with him, he won't have a set of balls. It may seem like a rather pointless form of punishment but it is the principle of the matter. One does not just leave their post and go unpunished. If a guard pony did that, he would be tortured to death so Cerberus's punishment will be nothing.

Spike is just waking up as Twilight is getting back to her library. Yeah she was gone for a bit longer than expected but there is a reason for that. I grabbed the vet, took her out there and we neutered Cerberus. Twily was out there and protested me doing this because it would upset Fluttershy if she ever found out but I don't care. He was punished for his crimes and then I decided to punish Twilight for opposing my punishment for Cerberus. That is why she was covered in mud, it wasn't just because she ran quite a ways to get him home.

You know how I like to stir up trouble every now and then? I decided that this would be the perfect moment to do so. I couldn't help but remember how freaked out Twily was over her future self's appearance so I decided to send a lost dog flier just as Spike was facing her. Now she has a cut on her face, just like future Twilight. Yes, my plan is working and she is getting more freaked out. While I wanted to go make her feel better right then and there, I had a feeling that things would get worse, much worse so I contained my urge.

Some time has passed and guess what, my Twily has paced a groove into the floor! I don't know how she managed to it so quickly but I find it adorable. Get this, now she has decided that perhaps it is what she doesn't do that will prevent the disaster so she is just going to stand still and not move a muscle. Oh Twily, what am I going to do with you? Because of this, now Spike has decided to start gorging himself with ice cream. I guess when it comes to ice cream, he not only likes to dream about houses of it where he can screw Rarity but he also likes to binge eat it.

Now for something funny. Rainbow has barged in to discover Spike eating a tub of ice cream and Twily not doing anything about it. This is too rich, now loudmouth dash knows that my Twily is going into freak out mode. Personally I hope she goes and tells the whole town about it so they will agitate her further. After all, she is so much fun when she is overly distraught.

Things are about to get worse for my Twily as Rainbow is trying to get her to move and then Spike tries to. He gets on her back and starts to tickle her. Bad idea. She throws him off of her and now, thanks to his fire breath, she has the exact same mane style as future Twilight. Sweet, I think she looks hot like that anyway. Maybe I'll make her wear her mane like that every now and then.

I have come to the conclusion that Spike is an idiot. He is taking Twilight to a fortune teller who just happens to be Pinkie dressed up as one of those "fortune tellers" that cheat foolish ponies out of their money down in Neigh Orleans. Ok, enough about me thinking Spike is an idiot because Twily is about to prove that she ain't much smarter. She actually believes that Pinkie's Pinkie Sense can predict the future. I remember when she thought Pinkie was a moron with it and now here she is thinking she can predict the future with it. *Twitchy, twitch, twitch* Guess what, a carefully placed flower pot has fallen on my Twily and now she has a bandage on her head, just like future Twilight.

Pinkie must be feeling a bit of remorse because a few days pass and she is now going over to check on Twilight since she hadn't seen her in a while. Now this is hilarious, she goes in to discover Twilight in all out panic mode and what is funnier is that Spike is still eating tons and tons of ice cream. What I would like to know is where Twilight stores all of this, how she afforded it and why Spike hasn't already shit his guts out. I would think he would have done that a couple of days ago. Oh well, watching Twily panic is too much fun to worry about that.

You thought watching her panic was fun before? Once she finds out that Tuesday morning is the following morning, she only gets worse. Now for the funniest thing, normally Luna doesn't care about what Twily does but she decided to spy on her with me. She got quite the look on her face but couldn't help but sigh in disappointment when Twilight was dumb enough to stare straight into the sun with her telescope. Yep, in her increased state of panic, she forgot that you NEVER stare into the sun, especially with a telescope. I just hope the hell she doesn't go blind in that eye because that would be a true disaster.

Luckily for Twilight though Pinkie has a stash of eye patches all over Ponyville. Kind of convenient, don't you think? Yeah I know the writers need the episode to flow smoothly so that is why they had that happen and didn't include my romp with both Twilys. Besides, like so many other things they don't show, that wouldn't be fit for a kids' show.

Now Twilight has come up with a plan that is certain to lead to some sort of disaster, she is going to stop time. Now she has truly lost it. Even Starswirl had a few issues with his time spell at first and here Twilight thinks she can just go and find a way to stop time. Guess what Twily, that ain't happening because he never wrote a time stopping spell but there is one good thing, she is coming up to Canterlot. Maybe I can lure her into my sleeping chambers and let her know that everything is going to be fine.

Now they have arrived in Canterlot and Twilight has put on a black body suit and looks exactly like future Twilight. I know what is going to happen now but I shall wait to approach her until the right time. I shall wait because I have a plan on how I can make this even funner for all four, oh I mean all three of us!

At first she is wandering around trying to find the Starswirl wing when it was right there in plain sight. To make matters worse it was Pinkie who found it. This is either a sign that Pinkie is very observant or that Twilight forgets the location of everything when she is in a panic. After all, her and I did have lots and lots of fun in that place when she still lived up here. Well once a guard let her in there I decided to spring into action. I headed to the Starswirl wing and waited for just the right moment.

Oh she is so adorable when she is in her worst panic mode! Here the sun is rising and she is thinking there is going to be a horrid disaster. Get this, she hides underneath an open window thinking it will protect her. Come on, if there were to be some sort of horrible explosion, one like those radioactive ones mentioned in Lyra's human books, it won't help her any. Hell no where would be safe if that were to happen.

Finally she discovers that it is a nice day and I decide to pay her a visit. I compliment her on her new mane style and it appears as though I leave after wishing her a happy Tuesday. That is not what happened. After Pinkie found the time travel spell and Twilight cast it, she wasn't the only one who traveled back a week. They didn't show it but I stood right by her so I got sucked into the past as well. Now this is going to be really fun! Two Twilights along with past me and present me, now I am going to get to do something that I never imagined I could. Not only will I get two Twilights, I will also get to try myself out! You see, I cast a spell to slow time down so I would have time to have fun with both Twilights and past me. It was so nice to have fun with a pony the same size as me, especially with a horn of the same length.

Of course the time to return arrived all too soon and once we returned, I had to go wash off. Hey, being covered in the juices of not just past me, but past and present Twily is not how a princess should greet her sister, or anypony else for that matter. Once I left they could show what was going on again.

Now come on Twilight, you don't look that ridiculous but your dumb ass dragon could learn a few things. He needs to learn that eating too much ice cream will make him sick and I'm sure holding all that shit in for a week can't be good for him. Oh well, it ain't my problem. I really need to get some food in my system. I am very hungry and the cake is always the freshest this time of day.

Now go away you commoners, I'm hungry and I have a big breakfast ahead of me. Eggs, oats, pancakes and cider. After that, I shall have some cake for dessert and then just for fun, I'll have some lavender icing for my after dessert snack.