Hello everypony it is your sexy Sun Goddess again and you have all been very good little serfs so I shall share with you my synopsis of an episode that takes place completely up here in Canterlot, "Sweet and Elite."

For starters, I am going to say that sometimes I think I am way too good to Rarity. Yes I bitch about her tail sometimes but she is generally a good pony. Twilight let me know that she was coming up to Canterlot and needed a place to stay so I decided to let her stay in a private suite here in the castle, at a cost of course! You know I'd never allow her, or any other hot mare for that matter, to just stay for free.

Ok, get this, she is coming up here so that she can make Twilight's dress or so it seems. One thing I'd like to know is why she can't make it down there in her wannabe lingerie shop. Alright, I get it. Sweetie Belle has a big mouth and would likely go tell Twilight what fabric she was using and what it would look like. This is a positive for yours Truly though because had she not decided to do it here, I wouldn't have a hot little sex toy for a few days.

Before I left the tower there she starts kissing my hooves and acting like a complete doormat. Yes! That is how I like them, completely subservient to me and being a doormat. After all, why would your Sun Goddess want an alpha-female. The only reason I ever let them dominate me every now and then is because I do find it kinky.

Rarity has decided to have a fancy meal at one of the local cafes, a rather nice one that caters to ponies who have pets. While Rarity is having her meal a couple of the city snobs, Jet Set and Upper Crust, see her hat and decide to talk to her. At first they are acting like they are going to become "friends" but much to everypony's surprise, Hayseed Turnip Truck is washing windows and manages to get caught in some rope and fall. It is all downhill from there, especially when he mentions that he met Rarity at a hoedown in Ponyville. Now the snobs know Rarity is a hack from a small town and insult her. Ugh I hate ponies like them. Just for fun I think I'll jack up their property taxes 200%, they'll still be able to afford it and not have to change their lifestyles any.

Now poor Rarity is devastated and will need some extra TLC tonight. Things for her about to change though as she bumps into Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis. Now this causes her to spill everything yet think he is the greatest thing in the world. I know she thinks he is hot and for that I will punish her and I have a feeling I won't be the only one. Fleur de Lis is the type of pony who doesn't like other ponies hitting on her husband but the animators certainly don't show her anger. Fancy Pants finds out that she is staying at the castle and knows me so he invites her to the Wonderbolts Derby. Ugh, why would anypony want to go to something that boring. I would rather have a hoof to paw fight with Cerberus. At least that wouldn't cost me any bits.

Well Rarity returns to her suite and is torn between either working on Twilight's dress and going to the derby. I know what she is secretly thinking. She is hoping that she can get Fancy Pants to cheat on his wife and bang her. Oh boy, now I am pissed. I let her stay in that suite and she breaks one of the rules I have for MY mares, she is not to give an ounce of adoration to those of the lesser sex. I don't care if it is a stallion with the social status of Hayseed or Fancy Pants, MY PROPERTY must do as I say! Now I will be extremely brutal with her. She wants something rammed up in her, well her dream shall come true tonight! She is the funnest one to violate anyway so I'm looking forward to this.

Rarity heads off to the derby and as she is headed to the VIP box *the snobs who belittled her earlier see her headed up to the fanciest and most expensive seats. They are probably thinking "whatever" until they see Fancy Pants let her in and interact the way he did with her. Now they are jealous and most likely grumpy. Oh well, I don't give a shit if they are annoyed or had their feelings hurt. I'm not overly fond of Fancy Pants but I can see why he would prefer Rarity's company over them. They are just mad he has more money than they do. They are upset that they are just part of the gentry while Fancy Pants is part of the much wealthier nobility. Both groups however, have nothing on me and Luna and they certainly aren't as important! Who am I kidding, your average mule is more important than them!

Fancy Pants has made his prediction that some Wonderbolt I had never heard of was going to win and soon we will learn that no matter what he says, everypony around him agrees. This was not the case with Rarity though, she picked Fleetfoot, most likely because she is the only one she knows the name of. The race starts and while I normally wouldn't care and just go gorge myself on cake, I watched this just to see who would be right. Guess what, Rarity correctly picked the winner. Now Fancy Pants and his buddies think her shit doesn't stink and her lie only makes her better to them. Then she lies about Rainbow being the trainer of the Wonderbolts and saying she knows her. Now they are begging her asking if they can come by her suite and have some fun but she very smartly lets them know that she has but one master, ME! Yeah they were jealous because she gets laid by your Sun Goddess but oh well.

I have a feeling that these overdressed low lives just don't get it. They continue to follow her around, laughing at every little thing she says and of course they beg her for rump calls that night but just like before, she told them that she is my property and that not only would they face my wrath but so would she. Eventually they stop asking for rump calls but now they are begging her to come to all these events of theirs for the next few days which actually makes me happy. It means she will be extending her stay and of course that means plenty more action for me!

Now little miss Rarity has started attending all these high society events, juggling that along with paying me tribute. How she did it I'm not sure but all that matters is that she is there when I need her. I will admit though that I am still pissed that she is drooling over Fancy Pants. I'm honestly thinking of tying her up in my sleeping chambers, inviting Fleur de Lis to the castle and let her punish Rarity in whatever way she sees fit. Personally I hope Fleur likes mares too because having both of them at once would be quite nice.

Bad news, the time for Rarity to leave has come and I still haven't been able to get Fleur de Lis to join me in punishing her for her crimes but wait a minute, somepony is delivering a letter for Rarity. Sweet, the snobs want Rarity to show up to the Canterlot Garden Party the next night so that means another night with her and this time, Fleur will join me whether she likes mares or not. Both of them will be at my mercy. Rarity because she is my property and is breaking my rules and Fleur just because I want to punish her. I don't need a reason, I am Princess Molest....I mean Celestia after all. One thing that makes Rarity even more worthy of punishment is the letter she wrote to Twilight lying about Opal being sick. Yes I'm glad she'll be here another night but come on. She could have either said, "Hey Twily, the rich snobs want me to stay here for a party and I won't be there for your birthday so go fuck Fluttershy since I won't be available."

Of course the animators could never show this but I was able to get both mares into my chambers and we had so much fun! Given that Fleur's horn is longer, she was able to give me more pleasure than anypony else ever has. I'm thinking that I might add her to my list of hot mares that must put out on demand! Alright, enough about the secret threesome, let's get back to what the animators could show.

Rarity is getting ready to go to this boring event when her friends showed up. Now they made Twilight look all happy when she saw her but she did say one thing that they couldn't add in. She said, "Rarity, how dare you try to get out of coming to my party! Fluttershy and I wanted a threesome and we're going to get it whether you like it or not!" Guess what Twily, you and Flutters will get a foursome because I'm joining you whether you like it or not!

Now that Rarity has had her cover blown they head to the ballroom where they are going to hold my Twily's party. Thing is, the windows to that place face the place where the garden party is being held. While everypony else was celebrating Twilight's birthday, Rarity was all miserable wishing she could be at the garden party. Now she is starting to engage in trickery that is not pleasing me. She is going back and forth from one party to another because it would be a federal crime if she doesn't go over and act like she wants to get Fancy Pants and Upper Crust in bed. Ugh, that is just gross. Fancy Pants is bad enough given that he is a stallion but Upper Crust is worse because she is uglier than a pile of shit. What Jet Set still sees in her is beyond me.

Now Rarity has blown her cover as she goes back to Twilight's party with a croquet mallet in her mouth. Now Rarity has to explain herself and she just can't but Twilight is way too understanding. I have some news for you Twily, Rarity wasn't over there because she is a savvy business pony, she was over there because she doesn't give a flying fuck about you. She only cares about her new status symbol as a very important pony among these morons. The only pony she should be worrying about her status with is her status with ME! And unfortunately for her, right now she is falling fast and will be more likely to be punished severely!

Twilight and her friends have now went out and crashed the party. Good, it is about time that damn thing has some excitement. I would have made an appearance had Pinkie not ate all the cake but oh well, I don't like mingling with the gentry and nobility unless I absolutely have to, well except for Fleur de Lis now that she has to pay me homage every now and then.

Now things continue to fall for Rarity as she has to admit that her Ponyville friends are actually her friends to the elite up here that honestly don't give a fuck about her. You know something, I have actually gained a great amount of respect for Fancy Pants. Not only does he find the dress that Rarity made for Twilight good but he finds my Twily and her friends charmingly rustic. Now all of a sudden Upper Crust wants a replica of Twilight's dress and the rest of them don't see my Twily and her friends as unrefined.

Now for another thing that could not be shown. I was able to get Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy and Fleur de Lis together and the five of us had a ton of fun. You're not going to believe this but Fleur said that if Fancy Pants weren't so wealthy, she would divorce him and move in with Fluttershy since those two got especially kinky. I suppose her lavish lifestyle still beats out a hot mare who gave her the time of her life. My view is that is a good thing. I don't want her banging my Fluttershy all the time. She is my property after all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah Rarity. I get it, you learned that you shouldn't be ashamed of where you come from but let me tell you what you didn't learn. You didn't learn that you should put your friends above rich hacks who don't really like you. They only liked you because Fancy Pants likes you. Next time you come up here to do something like make Twilight or anypony else a dress, you will be staying in my sleeping chambers so I can make sure you behave and don't go mingling with undesirables, got that Rares?

Author's Notes:

* From that point forward Jest Set and Upper Crust, when being mentioned as a pair will simply be known as "the snobs." After all, Tia hates them!