Hello everypony, it is your Sexy Sun Goddess again and I am kind of relieved actually. StormLuna decided to force Flitter to go home and has made a special pre-season special, "A Superior Descendant." I'm in a good mood and I know if I don't do this, Flitter will be summoned back here to punish me more so here you go! Good thing though, it's airing on FX so no editing will be needed!

Well it is another day up here in Canterlot and my grumpy old teacher is in the throne room badgering both Luna and I over that assignment we never turned into him. Seriously, that old fart thinks he has the power to demand something like that from the two most powerful ponies in existence? Eventually Luna and I got sick of him so we told him to go find somepony else to bug so he headed off to the old birth records to do some research.

Like I often do, I cast the invisibility spell and decided to follow him. I have a feeling he is going to find something interesting and I want to be there to see how he reacts to it. SPOILER ALERT: It involves who he is related to!

Ok, so I followed him into Canterlot Tower and he gasped in shock when he saw how much the birth records had grown. He even went as far as to bitch about how there have been too many ponies born since he decided to throw himself into limbo. What a shame Starlight wouldn't have been around back then, she could have told him how to properly handle things without banishment. Oh well, what is done is done.

Back to the show, I swear, he is as bad as Twilight is, he had books strewn all over the place and had made a complete mess. I don't care if he winds up finding out I'm here or not, I will force him to clean this mess up or he'll find himself banished somewhere else! Nopony gets away with making a mess in my castle, NOPONY!

Four hours had passed and suddenly he screams so loud that it hurt my ears. He found the birth records of his entire family, going back several generations before him all the way up to the present. He gasped, "I'M RELATED TO HER?"

My initial reaction was, "How the hell is that possible, he never got a marefriend and fathered a foal." Well I decided to stand over him and I was shocked. It turns out that he actually was married for a brief while and fathered a filly before his wife left him for another mare. Sweet, she saw the light after putting up with his grumpy ass for a few years.

He may be an asshole but at least he did clean up the birth records before heading to the train station to visit this relative and of course I followed him. The train ride down there was boring as hell but once we arrived, we disembarked and he headed straight towards the castle. That can mean only one thing, his descendant must be one of my lovelies! Which one it is I can't be sure of but I have a feeling that she is incredibly powerful.

Once we arrived at the castle, he knocked on the door, Twilight answered and he asked if he could speak to Starlight!

Yes! I knew that it would be the hottie with superior magic, I knew it would be the one that perfected his time spell. Well Twilight told him to go to the trailer parked out behind the castle because she was having fun with her friend....don't you mean she was likely rocking her wife's world Twily? Well he headed to the back of the castle and found the trailer. He had a stunned look on his face when that thing was rocking back and forth and Trixie's squeals were deafening.

He approached the trailer with apprehension but then I decided to break protocol, well sort of. I whispered, just open the door, everything will be fine!

Believe it or not but he did as I suggested and when he saw Starlight on top of Trixie, grinding her as hard as she possibly could, the old codger fainted, yep, he fainted! Now naturally Starlight nor Trixie were not one bit pleased that somepony would have the audacity to walk in on one of their sexy times sessions, they stopped screwing one another and checked on him.

Starlight was shocked when she saw that it was Starswirl. The very first thing she did was start bitching about how Twilight must be jealous and sent her idol to go interrupt them and of course Trixie vowed to punish him. Don't worry about that Trixie, I'll handle it. I've never shoved the Twicane in an ass before but there is a first time for everything, well as long as I sterilize it later on.

Starlight grabbed him into her aura and hauled him into the castle. Her and Trixie said that they were going to punish Twilight for what he did and it did not take them long to find her. She was in the throne room so Starlight threw him on that map table and screamed, "Twilight, what is the meaning of this? Why the hell did he walk in on our sexy times session?"

Twilight of course denied which only made the two madder and apparently their yelling woke Starswirl up. Now get this, Twilight got mad at him too, she began to yell at him about walking in on them and asked why he would do such a thing. What was the funniest though is when he claimed a voice told him to!

Now all of a sudden the three think he has some serious psychiatric problems given that he is hearing voices, especially telling him to walk in on two mares in heat. Eventually they calmed down, Starswirl apologized for interrupting a sexy times session and told them that he had come down over something very important, something involving his descendants.

Twilight's eyes began to grow wide in anticipation when he stated that he learned a descendant of his lived in the castle but just as quickly as she got happy, she got sad when he said that he learned that Starlight was his descendant. The look on Starlight's face was both one of shock and one of disgust. Before he could say anything else, she yelled at him and told him that a pony should not walk in on family when they are busy!

Well after Starswirl apologized he told Starlight about everything he had found in the book and decided to sit down and talk magic with her. I almost broke down laughing when Starlight began boasting about everything she has done, everything from the larceny involving cutie marks, the flying with just magic, her perfecting his time travel spell, her saving Twilight from getting destroyed by the pony of shadows, her aiding in saving Equestria from Chrysalis, how she always kicks Twilight's ass in magic competitions and most importantly, her bringing joy into the life of a showpony who was once insecure!

At first his jaw dropped open but then he admitted to her that he could understand their relation given her superior magic. He even pointed at her mark and said that he should have known given that her cutie mark was literally a star with a swirl of magic over it. What made it even funnier was that he told Twilight that she simply wasn't that good when it came to magic and that Starlight should become her teacher.

Eventually I couldn't take it anymore, I just had to get involved here so I reversed the invisibility spell and I tell you, they were sure shocked to see me. Starswirl naturally was not exactly thrilled that I was there listening in on things, Twilight, who never knew I would spy on other ponies, wasn't that happy but Starlight and Trixie were fine with it. Naturally Starlight knows I do this because I did follow her and give her advice about proposing when she bought that rock for Trixie.

Ok, back to Starswirl learning how great Starlight is with magic. While she was boasting about her superior magic, she brought up how she turned Sunburst into a crystal. When he found out about that, he was even more impressed and now for something beyond fantastic, he got to talking to Trixie and while she is just a step above being a stage magician, he said he was glad that Starlight chose her and not that zero talent that Cadence killed when he was turned into crystal.

Naturally Trixie was ecstatic but then Starswirl did something to preserve the family lineage and keep it going. He asked Starlight when she planned on casting a fertility spell on herself so she could get Trixie pregnant! Ok, I get it Starswirl, your vastly superior descendant is a lesbian and you don't want the blood line to die but if Trixie was to get pregnant, she'd be out of commission for quite some time! Now for the big question, do I share with Starswirl how his former pupil has a huge harem or not? Nah, he'll probably find out his kin is in it when Twilight spills the beans someday. Regarding that, if she ever was to, she would have to be punished severely.....you know what, screw it. I'll just punish her after the episode because I can!

Now for something I didn't know, apparently Starswirl wrote fertility spells for unicorn mares and he offered to teach them to Starlight. Starlight and Trixie both liked the idea and I really wish Starlight hadn't mentioned it but she said that she may as well put that horn sex she gives Trixie to good use and keep the family line going! How dare she reveal that to a member of the lesser sex. Am I going to punish her, yes I am! How, rough horn sex, that's how and just for fun, I'll punish Trixie too!

Apparently Starswirl must want them to hurry up and get a bun in Trixie's oven because he told Starlight and Trixie to follow him up to Canterlot so he can get Starlight the proper books. Earlier I officiated a wedding and now I might have to wind up delivering a foal too? Oh well, it will be all worth it because yet another pony will be born who has better magic than Twilight....and wouldn't it be funny if it was an Alicorn?....just so you know, I could make that happen! Just to piss off Twilight, I might turn the parents into Alicorns someday too....maybe even before Starlight can get Trixie knocked up!

Ok, it wasn't long until Starswirl and the love birds headed back to Canterlot so Starlight can learn what she needs to know to keep that lineage going and Twilight and myself, well I'm sure you know what happened there, no need for me to tell you!

Now if you will all excuse me, I have some lavender icing I must eat. Wait a minute, I need to go grab some yellow cake to put it on and white sprinkles to add to it. The icing alone simply won't do it!