Hello everypony, it is your brutal dictator benevolent dictator, I mean princess, and I have a huge, huge surprise for you! You know how I normally hate having to do anything involving Equestria Girls? Well my Tia sense is telling me that I should give you the synopsis of "Forgotten Friendship" because I will most likely be in it, in pony form!

Before I can begin I had best grab the old Palantir because I certainly am not going to go through that mirror to do this, you know how I feel about not having my magic. Alright, another day has arrived at Loser High and it looks like Sunset is taking pictures for the yearbook since she is the dictator who "punishes" anymare, I mean any girl, who doesn't let her take their picture. I think that is a bit excessive but hey, she's been in that world long enough she's going to have human urges.

Ok, once they get into the yearbook room, Sunset and her harem, I mean friends, are in there counting votes to see who is most likely to do this and most likely to do that. It looks like Sunset and those so-called friends of hers have been voted best friends. What the animators forgot to put in there is that it was not "best friends," it was best friends with benefits! Life would be so much more fun if they would just air those on FX like the bonus episodes so that editing would never be needed.

Well apparently there is this shy girl, Wallflower Blush, that Sunset has known but ignored since their freshman year on the yearbook committee as well. Memo to Wallflower: Perhaps it was best she ignored you back then. If you remember correctly, she was a bitch who turned into a she-demon after she stole my oh so sexy Twily's crown. I get it, Sunset is nice now and you want to get her in bed but I don't think her besties are going to make room for an eighth girl.

Moving forward we have Trixie barging into their little meeting demanding that she be named the "Greatest and Most Powerfulest" student. Sorry Trixie but that title doesn't exist! Now had somepony done that to me, denied me my rightful spot in the yearbook, I would have banished them to the moon but the magicless hack version of Trixie can only throw smoke balls down and vow to punish them. Well good luck Trixie, Sunset is rather protective of her harem. Maybe you should just go invite Wallflower to have some fun. I'm certain she would gladly join you.

After Trixie left, the girls simply leave the yearbook room and didn't even notice that Wallflower was still in there. You know, I'm thinking I may pay the magicless hack version of my sister and demand that she "punishes" those girls if she doesn't want me to drag her back here and banish her to the moon. That would teach them to not just ignore a shy, innocent girl.

Now what is this, is Sunset writing something to my Twily in her journal? Perhaps she is asking her if she could drop in for a visit! I certainly hope so because then sexy times would definitely ensue. Unfortunately for me, she was simply telling Twilight what she and her so-called friends had been up to. The animators certainly couldn't show it nor could she mention it but she went into graphic detail about what their orgies are like and get this, she asked my Twily if she would come and join them. Now I know for sure if she ever comes back, she is going to pay. Sci-Twi is in that world for a reason, to keep my Twily here where she belongs!

Now it looks like Sunset's friends are at the beach and apparently Sci-Twi has this drone thing that she can not only use to spy on other people, but take pictures of herself. The very fact that she has a selfie drone is proof that she isn't a submissive little thing like my Twily, she may not act like it but I bet deep down she is an alpha female, one who punishes other girls in ways that only I could back here.

Enough about Sci-Twi, her drone and her being an alpha female. Sunset has shown up and get this, none of her friends remember her, well the nice her. All they remember is the bitch that ran that place during their freshman year. I can't help but wonder, will this devastate her and cause her to just come home? I'm sure it will harm her psyche but I'm not exactly going to count on her bailing on that pathetic place. She'll likely go befriend the nerdy girls, turn them into sex slaves and then write to Twily bragging about how good they think she is in bed.

Now for something freaky, Sunset has grabbed Applejack's arm and she can suddenly read her mind and discovers that she has been erased from her memory! Now I don't know exactly what it is she is using to do this but I will tell you this, if she ever comes to Equestria and has the ability to be a mind reader, she's going to the moon! Yes I say I want her back as my "protege" but a pony with those kind of powers would be an enemy of the nation.

Oh wah, wah, wah Sunset. Don't go crying because you have been erased from their memories and all they remember is the she-demon and bully version of you. Here we go again, she is going to write to Twilight and tell her how she suddenly has no friends with benefits. Maybe if I'm lucky Twilight will tell her she is a stupid bitch and destroy that mirror OR tell Sunset to come home and then destroy the mirror. Either way Equestria wins. That mirror is a threat and if someauthor would ever let me destroy it, I would!

What is this, Sunset is coming home again? Sweet, I better ready myself to teleport down into Twilight's castle for a threesome but first I'll let Sunset cry and whine to Twilight about how her harem doesn't remember her anymore. What's this, Twilight is going to bring Sunset up here? She has the audacity to bring that little tyrant up here after what she did? Well if she does, somepony is going to be very happy and it won't be Twilight! Let's just say that a setting sun is going to get raised back into the sky by a sexy sun goddess!

Once I discovered Twilight was going to bring Sunset up to me as an offering, I mean to find out what was wrong, I was ecstatic. Yes I know they made me look mad when they first got into the throne room but in the unedited version, the correct version, I was giving her a seductive smile and licking my lips. Guess what, she actually apologized to me for running away like a little bitch! She did what she did not when I took her in Twily's bedroom so I decided I would lead them into the restricted section of the library. That place is so restricted that even my Twily never saw it!

Once we got in there both of them were in a state of shock. Neither one knew it existed but you know how my Twily is, she immediately became immersed in all those books and didn't even pay attention to her surroundings so I decided that is when I would set my plan in action.

Ok, StormLuna is distracted by hockey so this should be relatively easy. While they showed Sunset and I looking through books too, that is not what happened. Nopony knows this but there is a secret passage from that section of the library that leads up to my sleeping chambers and that is where I took Sunset. I figured that since her harem forgot about her that she would be much more likely to stay.

When we arrived, her eyes grew wide when she saw that I had not changed the decor any since she was last in there. I started to smell something and I knew exactly what it was, Sunset must want me! Want to know what happened next? She jumped up on my bed, spread her legs wide and begged me to take her, so that is exactly what I did and wow, she has changed dramatically since the last time we met! She was so good that time, almost as good as Fluttershy and definitely better than my Twily and I didn't think that was possible!

Now for the truly fun part, after she rocked my world we began to talk and she said she wanted to come back and resume being my protege. I agreed but I told her that she had to be initiated into my harem. I could tell she was a bit curious about what this initiation would be like but when I told her that Colgate would initiate her, she begged me to not let her hurt her again!

I knew it! I knew that Sunset was being a disloyal little bitch when she was my protege! I knew that she had somepony on the side but I never imagined that Colgate had been making career plans that long before she finally blew her cover when she used me as a guinea pig. Alright, now not only am I going to turn her over to Colgate, I'll piss Flitter off and they can initiate her together all while I get it on video! This is going to be so much fun, well for everypony but Suns....."

"PRINCESS CELESTIA!"

"What?"

"Look, I know you're happy that Sunset is back and want her to stay with you but that is not what happened!"

"But StormLuna, everypony wants her to come home and she was finally good in bed!"

"Don't you 'but StormLuna' me Celestia, either you do this right or I'll take your cake away, take your lovelies away and turn a wrathful Flitter loose on you."

"No, not my cake, not my lovelies and please, not a wrathful Flitter!"

"Well then, will you please tell everypony what really happened and not what you wish happened?"

*grunts* "Fine but just know, I'll find a way to make you pay one of these days."

"As long as you do it, that is all that matters."

*grumbles* "Whatever."

I swear, StormLuna can be so mean sometimes. Alright, back to the restricted section of the library. As it turns out, there was this memory stone thing that Clover the Clever had and apparently he wound up burying it somewhere. Where he buried it, I don't know and I'll be honest, I really don't care. Hey, I should tell Sunset I know where it is! I'll tell her that it is in some extremely remote area of Equestria, like out where the McColts live. Her and I could go there, search aimlessly for it and see if Big Daddy McColt would let me and Sunset borrow his sleeping chambers!

"I'm warning you Princess Celestia. Do it right or I'll have Flitter punish you severely!"

"No, please no! I'll be good, I promise!"

"Very well then, get back to work."

*sighs* "Fine."

Well I should have known that wouldn't work but I tried. Ok, now my Twily seems to think that perhaps that stone was buried in the human world. My first thought is "how?" How did Clover get to the human world unless Starswirl tore a hole in the fabric of the universe, sent him there to bury it and then had him come back. Well my Twily thought that it may be buried there so I watched in sadness as Sunset and Twily headed back to her castle so she could return home.

I had to get the Palantir as the scene has shifted back to the human world and it looks like those girls are having a day at the beach. I swear, humans do some of the most boring things. I thought for sure Sci-Twi would have them imprisoned in her bedroom and be punishing them either one by one or all at once, well them and Trixie since she was there still bitching about not getting a special place in the yearbook. Trixie, just get over it. Go find that Wallflower girl or some other little hottie, drag them into your trailer or where ever you live, unwind with her and forget about the damn yearbook.

As I watch through this thing I am sad because there is Sunset, back in the human world trying to get her harem to remember that they are indeed friends with benefits. There she is trying to show them pictures of them together on a phone but then Trixie, who should have gone off and found a lovely by now, reminded them of how she altered pictures in the past. Yeah she did do that but who cares, that was then, it certainly ain't going to get her back in my sleeping chambers where she belongs!

Now while Sunset is trying to get her harem back, my Twily has discovered that memory stone somehow managed to get buried in the human world and that if someone's memory is erased for three days, it will remain lost forever. Sweet, now all I have to do is hope that the memories of her harem are gone for more than three days because then they will run her back through the portal and into my needy hooves! It looks like this might turn out good for your sexy Sun Goddess after all!

Alright, now it looks like Sunset, Trixie and that Wallflower girl are back in the yearbook room and now Sunset is reading her mind and holy shit, Wallflower has the memory stone! And of course she broke out into song and revealed that she used it on Sunset's friends with benefits so that she suddenly wouldn't be little miss popular. Get this, remember how Sunset used to be such a mean girl, well she has reverted to her old ways when Wallflower wouldn't surrender it so she can destroy it. I'm going to let you all in something. The real reason Sunset got so mad was because StormLuna wouldn't let me have my way with her, it had nothing to do with her harem forgetting she exists!

Now Wallflower has decided the time has come to take that memory stone somewhere it will be safe until after the sun sets, which would guarantee your sexy Sun Goddess would have a bacon haired lovely returning home to her for good. I hope she succeeds so bad!

Now we have Sunset and Trixie locked up in the yearbook room and while they never showed it, I'm sure you know what happened in there, something definitely worth me monitoring this. Sexy times ensued and after that, they discovered some video on Sci-Twi's spying device that Wallflower is behind all the memory erasing. Come on girls, I knew that from the second they showed her being ignored. I knew that Sunset's new friend with benefits would never engage in such activities!

Get this, Trixie somehow managed to get them out of the yearbook room and Sunset caught up with Wallflower before she could go and bury the memory stone or whatever she planned on doing it. Finally, this girl reveals she stole their memories and now has decided to steal the memories of Sunset's friends with benefits but Sunset gets in the way and sacrifices her own for them. Now she has no clue where she is and thinks she is still a pony in Canterlot. Ok Sunny, just go to that block of concrete, walk through the portal, come home and I promise I'll be good to you. You'll be a lot happier that way.

Oh shit, now those so-called friends of her are calling her their friend and they now all use these geode things of theirs to create enough power to destroy the memory stone, right before my dreams could have come true. Damn them all to Tartarus anyway, how dare Equestrian magic be used in such a place! Curse that Wallflower ditz for not running away with that thing because now, Sunset and her harem have their memories back and I know what will happen before too long.

Oh wah, wah, wah Wallflower. Now here you are feeling all ashamed of yourself because you've been a bad girl. You're just as bad as Sunset was when she became a she-demon, Sci-Twi did when she became Midnight Sparkle and Juniper did when she turned into whatever the hell it was. At least those sirens never whined and felt bad like losers after they were defeated. Personally I hope they come back sometime, challenge the Rainbooms to another singing contest and win, that would be sweet.

Ok Sunset, we get it, you have to tell Twily about everything that happened before you go and make Wallflower feel loved and no longer feel ignored. What they didn't show is that Sci-Twi joined them and they had quite the threesome to bring this one to a close.

Now be gone you serfs, your sexy Sun Goddess is devastated because not only did StormLuna not let her have her way with Sunset, he also hasn't even forced the castle chef to bring me a cake! Now if you will excuse me, I have a whole lot of pouting to do.