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Written by Saro0fd3monz, dood.

"Alright ladies, Ante up." Rainbow grinned, adjusting her cap. Looking across the table revealed a sorry sight. At least, if you were in those ponies shoes anyway. Applejack was left wearing nothing but her panties and stetson, which she refused to remove until it was the last thing she had. Rarity had managed to hold on to her shirt, but had lost her skirt in the last round.

Pinkie was full blown naked already and still trying to win back her clothes. Fluttershy had somehow managed to avoid removing anything. Rainbow suspected she was cheating somehow, but couldn't prove it.

Twilight on the other hand was barely keeping up with Fluttershy, the bookworm hung on to her socks, bra, and skirt for dear life and was visibly sweating. Every so often she would squirm about in her seat, her eyes shifting from her hand to her friends and back again.

"ALL IN!" Pinkie cheered, the group letting out a sigh.

"I suppose I've got nothing to lose. All in." Rarity shoved her chips forward, glancing at her cards. Applejack chewed her lip, an obvious tell that her hand was terrible. Sometimes honesty had its drawbacks, but she refused to back down.

"Ah'm in." she sighed, shoving her chips forward.

"All in." Fluttershy said softly, pushing her chips forward. Twilight glanced across the table, looking at the chips, her friends faces, and her own cards.

"Is it too late to fold?" Twilight asked.

"Well, if you wanna show us your pair then you can fold." Rainbow waggled her eyebrows, the bookworm frowning and covering her breasts with her arm.

"F-Fine. All in." Twilight shoved her chips forward in her magic.

"Show em!"

"Three of a kind!" Rarity beamed, showing off a hand of jacks, a five and an eight.

"Two of a kind!" Pinkie declared, revealing a pair of kings, the other jack, and a two.

"Sorry gals. Straight." Applejack beamed, showing off a line from four to eight. The two stared in shock.

"B-But, your tell!" Rarity argued.

"When somepony knows yer lyin' ya can turn it against em." Applejack chuckled. Twilight chewed her lip, looking at her hand. She had four of a kind, four aces. Surely that would win right? But Fluttershy was silent and most definitely had something better. It was too late to go back now.

"Four of a kind!" Twilight yelled, slamming her cards on the table, revealing her four aces.

"Whoa! Way to go Twilight!" Pinkie cheered. Fluttershy lowered her hand, spreading out the cards.

"Straight Flush." she said softly, her spades drawing the eyes of everyone.

"Damn, Shy wins again. Alright girls, pay up. Pinkie, go get sodas." Rainbow ordered. Twilight sighed, standing and trying to unclip her bra, Applejack grumbled, slipping out of her panties and tossing them at Rainbow. Rarity however had frozen in the middle of removing her skirt.

"Come on Rarity, we don't have all day for you to be modest." Rainbow grumbled.

"Twilight...are you cheating?" Rarity asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What?! No! I'm not even entirely sure how to play! How could I be cheating?!" Twilight fumed. Rarity reached out, grabbing Twilights skirt and lifting it up, her face flushing bright red.

"Thats not a deck of cards..." she mumbled, Twilight shoving her skirt down.

"H-Hey!"

"What? Is she hiding aces or what?" Rainbow asked. Applejack peeked over the table and whistled.

"She's hidin somethin alright. But it ain't no aces!" she chuckled.

"She's got a weenie!" Pinkie cheered from under Twilight's chair, causing the unicorn to stumble backwards off her chair.

"...Girls, new wager. Winner gets Twilight." Fluttershy spoke up. The group of friends glanced at one another, then at Twilight.

"Deal the cards." Pinkie demanded, appearing back in her seat.

"W-wait! You can't wager me!" Twilight argued, jumping to her feet.

"Winner gets the chance to seduce Twilight." Rainbow said, ignoring the bookworm as she passed out the cards.

"W-what if I win?!" Twilight asked quickly. They looked at one another as they thought it over.

"If you win, you get all of us." Fluttershy answered. Twilight chewed her lip and sighed. There was no way out.

"Deal the cards." Twilight sat down, her heart pounding as she glanced at her cards.

A Straight Flush! This is perfect. I can win, tell them to go home and pretend this never happened! Twilight thought to herself.

"Alright ladies, whatcha got?" Rainbow asked, looking at her own cards. She had stayed out of the game up to this point, but now...

"...I'm out." Pinkie sighed, not even showing her cards. Rarity grinned, lowering her cards.

"Full House! Read em and weep girls!" she cheered.

"Not bad Rares...guess ah'm out. Pair of jacks." Applejack sighed, tossing down her cards. Rainbow frowned, dropping her own cards.

"Looks like its down to Shy an Twilight. Whatcha got?" Rainbow asked. The Pegasus chewed her lip, looking over at Twilight.

"Four of a kind." she sat down four aces, the girls staring. Twilight sighed in relief.

"Straight flush!" she cheered.

"Uh, Twilight, one of those clubs is a spade." Applejack pointed out.

"W-what?! N-No! It was a club!" she argued, staring at her cards.

"Nope, thats a spade. Looks like Fluttershy wins." Rainbow sighed, crossing her arms.

"But-but-but..." Twilight stammered, blushing as Fluttershy hummed happily and grabbed her arm. Their friends watched as the pegasus dragged her prize upstairs.

"I don't know how I could've lost..."

"I guess I was just lucky." Fluttershy smiled, glancing out the window where Discord gave her a thumbs up.