Author's Notes:

Written by Fusion Fool the Third, dood.

Twilight lounging on her chair in front of a large fireplace, reading an old legend that she had lived long ago. Her study was as large as a two story house, the marble walls lined with books the purple alicorn had collected over the years. A large portrait of herself and a purple dragoness embracing each other loomed above the silver fire place, it’s dark purple flame flickering. The moonlight shined into the room from a large balcony window, opposite to the fireplace. A Ursa Major fur rug covered most of the floor, a small table with a white teapot and two tea cups sat next to Twilight and her chair.

Twilight herself wore a dark purple suit that covered her body, slits made in the back for her wings to move. Her magenta tie shaped like a star, her cufflinks and pins were white stars. A pair of rimless glasses rested on her nose as she read, her hand brushing her mane away every so often as the breeze from the open window lightly caressed her head. She shut the book with a light smile. “Barb, you don’t have to you know…”

Between her legs, was a large purple dragoness wearing a dark green cocktail dress that clung to her curvy body. Her purple tail waving through the hole in the dress’ backside. Her light green spines were long but fell down the side of her face, almost like a pony’s mane would. Her silted eyes kept locked on her purple lover’s, as if reading her partner’s mind. Her hands were busy with Twilight’s pants, one hand cupping her lover’s kiwi-sized balls, the other teasing Twilight’s vagina. The reptilian tongue coiling and teasing the thick purple shaft in her mouth. She growled around her mate’s member and continued.

“Something on your mind?” Twilight asked, gently holding Barb’s chin as she slowly pulled the dragoness of her dick.

“You lost track of time again, we were supposed to meet with the Princesses tonight,” Barb pouted, placing an arm on Twilight’s leg and resting on her face.

Twilight let out a nervous chuckle. “I suppose I did… this would mean I’ll be blue-balled until bed, my love?”

“If you’re lucky,” Barb giggled, she stood back up, leaving Twilight to her book and her hard shaft.

With a sigh, Twilight struggled to get her erect penis back into her trousers and stood up. She followed Barb out of the room, with a hand in her pocket, trying to find an old memento she keeps there. She pulled it out and placed the black smoking pipe to her lips, magically adding fuel and lighting it as she walked down the bright hallway, guards in golden armor stationed every twenty hooves from each other.

Two maids scurried past Barb and Twilight and began whispering to each other, unfortunately for them, the dragoness and alicorn could hear them perfectly.

“Goodness, I’ve seen Mistress Barb from time to time, but is that really Lady Twilight?”

“I’ve heard that a traveling salesman with a wide grin introduced her to a vampony to learn some greater power.”

“Does that power include looking sexy for a mare? I’m not gay but… she’s making me think twice…”

“I’m more of a Princess Luna type of filly, Twilight looks good in a suit, but Luna in her armor or royal attire? Makes me wet every time.”

“Get to work.” Both mares jumped at the sound of Barb standing behind them. Scared of amazonian dragon, they quickly ran down the hall as fast as they could. With a triumphant smirk, Barb turned to reunite with Twilight. “Good riddance.”

“I suppose it’s a sin for other mares to look at me now?” Twilight teased, raising her arm for her mate.

Barb smiled and hooked around her lover’s arm. “It’s a sin for you to be getting a big head when fillies want what happens to be mine. And if you know what’s good for you… you will not indulge them or anypony else.”

“Of course, I learned my lesson from when you were with Rarity, and I was with Rainbow Dash,” Twilight said. Recalling the evening far before Twilight accepted her most recent mentor’s training, she was an awkward nerd in those days. She remembered being drunk and that Pinkie tricked her and Rarity into making out. She was attacked and hospitalized by her own assistant.

“I don’t care how ‘Dandy’ you became, Your dandyism… is mine to love,” Barb stated, her arm tightening around Twilight’s smaller limbs. “And to love alone.”

“Five thousand years and you still think I’d cheat on you? You don’t give me or yourself enough credit,” Twilight chuckled, smiling up to her dragoness mate. “Besides… your tail is thrashing wildly, you almost hit the guards at least five times. You’ll be begging me to meet you in a closet or our room well before the night is over.”

Barb blushed and her tail slapped Twilight’s butt. “Keep that up and I’ll be tailpegging you.” Twilight clamped her mouth shut, taking her love’s warning to heart.

They neared the door to throne room when Twilight stopped, looking up at the moon before looking to her pipe. “Something wrong?” Barb asked, she studied the alicorn’s face carefully before giving her a sad look. “Still thinking about them?”

“Always, Barb,” Twilight responded, she tapped the pipe on her heel to dump out it’s charred contents. “What do you think they’d think of me now? Of us?”

“I’d probably be trying to fight Rarity and Fluttershy off you, the others… they’d probably be the same that they ever were,” Barb answered, placing a hand on the ornate doors.

Twilight chuckled at the thought, her feeling mildly uncomfortable as Rarity praised her new look while Fluttershy would awkwardly cling to her side. She shook her head as a new thought occurred. “My mentor… he would become curious to world events from time to time.”

Barb gave Twilight a confused look. “Okay… and?”

“After this… maybe we can go do some sight seeing,” Twilight offered with a bright smile.

“We’ve been everywhere… where else is there to visit?” Barb questioned, crossing her arms.

A smirk grew on Twilight’s face, fixing her glasses. “How about seeing how the other Twilights and Barbs of the multiverse? My mentor isn’t apart of this universe himself nor was the Laughing Salesman, we may not be as strong as him or as clever as the salesman, but we definitely have more magic than them both, the ability to travel to other variants of our existence shouldn’t be too hazardous to an immortal alicorn and a dragoness that’s immune to age and death.”

Barb was surprised by Twilight’s suggestion and carefully thought on it. it would give her a chance to see what life would be like if she were with Rarity, or if Twilight stayed with Rainbow Dash. Hundreds of ‘what-ifs’ crossed her mind, making her smile. “When do we pack?”

“After this meeting, I suppose. If it’s anything like the others… our job is to oversee from our balcony and smile if we are spotted,” Twilight chuckled. Both girls gave each other a sincere look before entering the throne room together.