"Heya Flash!" Derpy called out, holding two beverages. "You want a soda?"

Flash stared at the soda for a second. "...No thanks Derpy, I think I've given up on drinking soda."

"Okay!" Derpy blissfully drank both sodas at the same time.

Feeling the itchy sensation he's grown to hate, Flash rolled eyes as a scroll hit him in the face. Sighing, he picked it up and figured he might as well get it over with. Curiously enough, the scroll had another paper and a match stored in it.

Dear Strange Thing,

Curious what letter have been say to you? This is auto translate system on scroll. If you burn paper, it will send back. Favorable inscribe symbol on rear end of scroll for readings.

Sincerity,

Toilet Sprinkle.

Pulling out a pen, Flash Sentry started scribbling down a message on the paper, and then burnt it with the match.

"What was that?" Derpy asked.

"Nothing important." Flash smiled. "Let's go get some ice-cream, my treat."

"ICE-CREEEAAAM!" Derpy cheered.

With glee, Twilight watched as her letter was sent back. Clapping her hooves in excitement, Twilight unrolled the scroll and started to read it.

Dear Idiots,

I can read English.

Yeah.

You need better friends Twilight.

Also, I think we need to start seeing other people.

I'm breaking the mirror.

Sincerely,

Flash Sentry.

Twilight's eye twitched.