"WHOA! WHAT THE IS THAT? AND WHY CAN'T I CUSS?" We were running from a creature that looked something like a Minotaur. I don't know how Greek mythology mixed into a pony world, but I'm sure there were reasons... that I will never know.

Derpy, lucky as she was, was flying some 2 feet above us. "In the magical world of equestria, the magic created by the all powerful creator, thought to be Lauren Faust, or more commonly known as Fausticorn, and that's kind of a stupid name, no offense, made this world to be only compatible for 7-year old girls. But, for some reason, 20-something year old people keep coming into this world. They seem to like it! Anyways, since then, you can't cuss. It automatically blocks it out. That's why you'll see us do "substitutes" and OH BUCK IT'S GETTING CLOSER! WHERE'S SWEETIE?"

Well, I know one cuss word now. Behind us, Doctor picked up Sweetie and put her on his back. We all ran, but of course, we couldn't run forever. Out of breath, we were trapped with mountain cliffs surrounding us. This is sooooooo cliche, I wonder what's happening next? Is someone going to save us? But, there was no one there, they were sadly alone, to their deaths. The monster slowly raised its fists, and