"Huff... I can't believe that I actually slept through the night when the Doctor said to wait! I wonder where he is. Is he okay? I need to check! What if something bad happened to him? What if he... disappeared? Alright Derpy, calm down. You know that the Doctor isn't going to run of without you, especially without his TARDIS. Hold on, I need a... MUFFIN!" I rummaged through the heap of miscellaneous things and with some effort, actually pulled a blueberry muffin out of some dirty clothes and a... whatever that was... I didn't want to know.

Savoring the taste of the muffin, I decided to peek out the TARDIS, just to see if things were alright. Swallowing the rest of the muffin, I headed towards the door. She was about to open the door when it opened itself, and in came... the Doctor! And some other weirdo monkey looking thing...

"Oh, Doctor, you're back! I've been worrying about you, and what's that... thingy?"

"Oh, that? That is a human. Remember, I told you a little about them?" He brought the... human... in, and it stared at me strangely. I was getting uncomfortable.

"Uhh... why are you staring at me like that?" The human thing suddenly focused his attention onto you, like he was more focused on... ooohhhh... I know what he's staring at.

"Sorry, if I'm being too rude, but what--"

"It was a birth problem, okay? I'm really, really, REALLY sensitive about that topic."

He... I think it's a he... held his hands up. "Okay, okay, just curious. Anyway, if you live in the TARDIS, how do you even get things to eat and drink? And why does the Doctor's speech sound so... colorful?"

"Well, it's probably because he has A LOT of energy and it is radiating... and that's why... ah, forget it, I have as much of an idea as you do." I noticed the Doctor's speech before, and if it was energetic enough, I could actually see the speech bubble in midair. But it's best not to ponder. Some questions should go unanswered.

"Well, we get the food from the TARDIS. It just... appears."

"And you never once wondered where it came from?"

"Well, you should never look a gift horse in the...*snort* in the... *snort* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! GIFT HORSE AHAHAHAHA! AH, HILARIOUS!"

The human looked at me. "Does he do that all the time?"

"Oh yeah, he's a sucker for horse puns. Every. Single. Time." It was true. Any mention of a word sounding like it had something to do with horses, and the Doctor is in hysterics. I have to be careful of what I say. "Oh, by the way, what's you're name?"

"Oh, my name is ȩ͟͜h̛̀͟ ̕͘͘͞s̶̢̛͘͢i̷̵̢̢ ̵̨͢e҉͠҉̛t͝͠h̴͘ y̴ş̶̷͢t̶̢̧̨͝m̢͟e҉͝r̀y̢͢͝ Crow. And yours?"

"Mine is Ditzy Doo, but the Doctor calls me Derpy Hooves, and it kinda stuck on."

"Hehehe... alright now, no time to waste, we need to go on an official adventure. You're on my team now. We'll go anywhere and everywhere!"

"Umm, why did you choose me? Why not anyone else?" Once I heard the question, I actually wondered. I mean, there was anypony, no, any creature that would be better than him, even if I was being a little rude.

"Come on now! Too much chitchat! We'll get nowhere!" And with that, he dragged us to the main room. In there, he flipped a bunch of random switches, and then the sound I was really accustomed to.
VEEEEEERRRROOOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

And then, silence. The Crow looked unsure as we walked towards the doors, but I'm sure he'll get used to it. Given, we didn't really have much time to explain because of the Doctor, but I'm sure he'll figure it out. It happens eventually.

Author's Notes:

Okay, the third chapter done! Sorry, there wasn't that much for Crow to actually get accustomed, but I was getting small writer's blocks along the way.

Anyway, since the intro-like start is finished, the next chapters will be MUCH longer. The problem is, I'm on a time constraint, so I can only write 100-200 words in my A-game. So, don't expect recent updates.

Also, thanks to the wind in the air for helping me with the name.

Finally, since I'm officially doing Doctor and Assisstant, I might have to gleam some stuff from Squeak Anon and Ponies with Pockets Productions.

Well, that's about it, any questions, corrections, or just reviews, leave 'em in the comments. 'til next time!

Oh, and if you're wondering about that messed up text before his name, it has to do with the future chapters. thought I'd let you know.(Hint:they're scrambled!)
--crooked

P.S: Hey guys, please remember to give story prompt suggestions, I'm not exactly the most creative person.