You wake up, with your mind fuzzy. You can't quite remember what exactly happened, but with time, it starts becoming clearer to you, you think that in the afternoon, you saw a blue box...? It would explain the crash (even though it doesn't explain the bed... that bed! I will solve that mystery! Someday...) and that the pony... time pony was kind of strange and... wait... didn't you let him sleep in you bed? And that means--

"HELLO THERE! I hope you had a good night's sleep because there are adventures to be on, and my companion is waiting, and... you really need to work on your inner alarm clock, don't you?" You were suddenly pulled awake by loud noises and a brown hoof pulling you up from your bed.

"GAH! What was that for? I don't need an *yawn* inner alarm clock, why would I need that?" You suddenly wish that you hadn't let him sleep, but that would be inhumane. You groan, trying to clear whatever was in your eyes.

" Oh, why don't you want to go on adventures? Come on, up, up! Oh dear, I must see how my fellow assistant is doing! I can't believe I actually forgot her! Come on, we have to go!" You are still yanked towards the... Public... Police... Call box? Huh. I wonder how he's supposed to live in there. The hoof continues to drag (how does THAT work? I mean, IT'S A FLAT HOOF! The world has more mysteries than even Michael Bay can imagine.)

"Alright, let me welcome you to my TARDIS, 404 NOT FOUND, how do you like it?"

Wait... hold on, where's the name for this guy? As I remember, I put his name as 404 NOT FOUND.... wait, WHAT? ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT AFTER ALL MY HARD WORK, THAT IT WAS FAILED BECAUSE MY CHARACTER'S NAME WAS NOT AVAILABLE? THAT 404 NOT FOUND WAS A WASTE OF TIME? WELL, YOU, COMPUTER, HAVE FAILED ME AND-- hold on, what? You say that I can put another name? Why? Ohhhh, I see. Okay then. Just gimme a sec, I gotta talk to my readers.

Sorry, we're having technical difficulties with the name of our character, so we hope you can just patiently wait until affairs are fixed.

Author's Notes:

Well, I decided to add a twist, and it turned out pretty good. This chapter was inspired by louisly, who asked me to put down a name. Thanks!

From this point on, I'll be switching perspectives to make it easier, and I'll mark it so you know who's the one talking. Just thought I'd let you know!

Oh dear. I'm doing a Doctor Who story. Which means research.

I'll also be trying to keep updates weekly or biweekly, so you guys are prepared. More of that later.
Well, that's it! 'Til next time!
--crooked (if you are confused, read chapter 1)