CITIES TO STAY AT

Now,places to stay;I think the best place to stay would be Manehatten,so if you don't change your alien form,get a job as a taxi driver and no one will question it.If you do change form,stick to the big cities like,Canterlot,Manehatten,Fillydalphia and so on.Nopony will question your weirdness unless you really ARE stupid...In that case,I can see why you're here instead of your home planet,probably screwed up bad a whole bunch.

PLACES TO GO

One that I suggest is the Canterlot Park,if you can,the Royal Canterlot Gardens if you're that kind of pony.If you aren't,I suggest you go to the public park at dark if you are young and hot.Ponies are always finding beer bottles the next morning.Just clear out before sunrise,if you don't the coppers will get you.There is also a nice bar and grill across town from the castle on Sunset Dr..Can't miss it.But again,if you aren't the kind of pony to only get one beer and a burger,go at night.At night,IT.IS.HELL.Beer galore,bar fights,pool,fuse ball,one or two unconscious bodies,ponies getting thrown out every 5 minutes,heaven.I also suggest every single night club in Lower Canterlot and Manehatten.Lower Canterlot is on the lower part of the mountain where all the good night clubs are and where the life of Canterlot is.All your thieves,party animals and other "lower class filth" come from and live.BEST.PLACE.EVVVVVER.There is always a really great one in Ponyville,its where all the great heavy metal artists and ACTUAL musicians such as them started with some of their first gigs.That is where the great DJ-PON3 started.It is also where all nightclub owners went for inspiration,but they never were able to replicate the atmosphere,sucsess,and the mood of it all.IT IS THE BEST. Next Chapter: GRAMMER.Very important. Estimated time remaining: 2 Minutes