Night was wandering through the halls at night (U C WAT AH DUD THER???)  when she spotted something in the changing rooms of the sauna or whatever the fuck it was for.

"ERMAGURD IZ   A GHEST" she said.

"Why the fuck am I the go-to person now?" Asked Vesper, who was investigating the changing room.

"GATTA FIN DEM GHESTS" said Night. Vesper rolled her eyes in opposite directions.

She opened up a locker and found a glowing, green dildo with a face painted on it.

"Hello," greeted the dildo. "I'm Jeff."

"IZZ SEDH GHGGEGSDTFWHDEUVSAG"""" night

"I think we'll be good friends, Jeff," replied Vesper picking him up. Next Chapter: DanganVesper 3: The Revenge Of The Educational System 9 Estimated time remaining: 6 Minutes