Vesper woke up to find herself lying in a bed in what looked like a one room cabin. She was still human, but someone had given her some clothes. It didn't take long for her to remember Monokuma taking away all of her skills. Dammit! How am I supposed to-?! The ringing of a phone cut her off. She opened a nearby drawer and found a mobile.

"Who's cell is this?" She asked nobody. Being Horse-American, she called the mobile a cell. The more you know. "You're getting a bit off track, aren't you?" Sorry. Anyway, Vesper answered the phone and held it to her ear. "Hello?"

"Who is this?" Asked a familiar male voice. "Why are you calling me?"

"You called me, dumbass!"

"I did not call you a dumbass!"

"What the fu-?! Wait a minute... Twilight's brother? Is that you?"

"Yeeeee!"

"Okay, you're still an idiot but I'm glad you called me even though Equestria shouldn't have phones yet. I need your help. I need you to go to you sister and call me back when you find her."

"Uh, I can't I'm buying clothes."

"Alright, then hurry up and get over there."

"I can't find them."

"What do you mean you can't find them?"

"I can't find them, there's only soup."

"What do you mean 'there's only soup'?"

"It means there's only soup."

"Well then get out of the soup isle!"

"Alright, you don't have to shout at me!" Vesper heard the faint sounds of hooves clopping against the floor. "There's more soup!" Vesper started to get angry.

"What do ya mean there's more soup?!"

"There's just more soup!"

"Go inter' the next isle!"

"There's still soup!"

"Where are ya right now?!"

"I'm at soup!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YER 'AT SOUP'?!"

"I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!"

"WHAT STORE ARE YA IN?!"

"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!"

"WHY ARE YA BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"

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