Chester the Cynical Adult is transported to Equestria by Twilight Sparkle, where he wreaks havoc on the poor unicorn and her Celestial teacher.

Warning: This story may offend the following:

-Most human in Equestria writers

-All printed forms of literature

-Hasbro

-Spammers

-Paypal customer service

-the homeless

-cute puppies

-Handegg place kickers

-Fans of Titanic

-Leroy Jenkins

-Of Monsters and Men

-Big Joe Turner

-Ponyfall Collaborators

-seismologists

-Ballerinas

-The Army

-Gay people

-Anybody who’s actually named Chester

-Gay people again

-The Arctic monkeys

-Duck tape

-Taser Victims

-Killjoy (Author of Three of Me: School Society)

-The creators of DBZ: Abridged

-The moon

-Homestarrunner

-Salsa dancers