Author's Notes:

Lots of innuendo, but Pinkie Pie's messing with Dashie and the audience for lols. As for Spike's skills. Leaving it up to the imagination. But it's a fan wide gutter test to see just where Spike's talents lie, and why he's popular. Other than the fact that it's because he's Spike. But yeah I couldn't help but give Sike some love in this chapter.

Rainbow Dash repressed a shudder as Pinkie Pie dragged her out of the shadow of Spike's bed, and merrily trotted over to where Twilight slept. Rainbow Dash checked to make sure her ninja outfit was still there and that she had all 6 of her favorite appendages before flapping over to Pinkie and whispering, "What in the Tartarus was that?"

"Well you said that we needed to get in here past the guards so I thought it'd be funny to pop out of a shadow, like the ninjas in Spike's mangas," Pinkie Pie replied with a cheeky grin that glowed in the darkness in the room.

"Alright fair enough, so you got the tub of pudding in your mane right?"

"Yepperoni, I got Twilight's favorite. Sparkleberries, with pickle chunks, and spiced with nutmeg."

"Eugh! Is she preggers or something?"

Pinkie looked past the fourth wall and gave a knowing wink before saying, "Of course not!"

"Who are you winking at? So tell me who's the stallion?"

"Who said it had to be a stallion?"

"Oh right, unicorn. So who's the mare?"

"Who said it had to be a mare?"

"No way, not Spike!"

"Who said it had to be a Spike?"

"Ugh! That's it, I'm pranking you so hard until you tell me who put a bun in her oven."

"Silly filly, Twilight's not a baker. She's a princess."

"I know you're messing with me now. Let's just do the prank."

Pinkie Pie whipped out the tub of pudding from her mane and set it beside Twilight's bed and gently picked her up with her animated hair. Twilight tossed in her sleep and yelled, "No! Not the Tardy Monster!"

Pinkie Pie almost dropped her as she held in her chuckles, and held Twilight for Dashie to do her part of the pranks. Taking FurTats which were like coat dye, but magically imprinted a design over the coat. She gave Twilight's sides massive flames that raced down her sides. Then carefully placed a studded dog collar on her before giving matching bracelets. As for the finishing touches. She wrapped those cute tassels from the side of little filly bikes onto Twilight's horn.

Then the set Twilight in the tub and snuck off the way they came. If they would've stayed they would have seen an amazing sight, and a quite not so amazing smell as the tub of pudding magically exploded before falling back onto Twilight and wrapping her into a pudding cocoon.

As the morning rose and everyone sat in the Royal Dining hall for breakfast they were greeted with a small ball of purple fluff with a tiny adawable unicorn horn perched on Spike's head. While Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie burst into hysterical laughter at the outcome of their prank the fillies squeed with the force that rattled the windows of the grand hall and like tiny adorable missiles glomped the Flufflecorn off of Spike's head and squeezed it. Making it give an squeak like a giant dogs' playtoy, which made the fillies squee even harder.

"It's so cute!" Sweetie squeaked.

"I want one!" Bloom squealed.

"Meh! It's kinda cute," Scoots blushed while squeezing the ball of fluff the hardest of the three.

"Now, now, my little ponies. That is Twilight Sparkle," Celestia said giving a knowing glance to the two laughing pranksters, "I see that someponies must have done the pudding prank, transforming Twilight into a Flufflecorn."

"No way, you're Twilight?" Apple Bloom asked, looking into the rather adorkable cross face of Flufflight.

"Mew!" Twilight squeaked.

"Don't worry, it takes some time to get used to speaking in that form. Why Luna used to speak in squawks, and I was only able to blow raspberries. It seems that Twilight speaks catanese.

"Mrowr!" Twilight exclaimed unhappily as the fillies, decided that their new princess was fun to play with.

"Well, I think I like Twilight this way. She's so soft and cuddly," Sweetie Belle stated.

"No kidding, I woke up to her cuddling me and she makes one comfy pillow let me tell you," Spike said to Twilight's embarrassment.

"Well that's all in good. But I think Twilight would like eating as a normal alicorn, rather than the amusing impulses of her alternate form," Celestia said picking up Twilight from the clutches of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, "Luna bring out the Hammer of Happy, Happy, Fun Times."

The group of individuals didn't know whether to look horrified that the cure was a hammer, or laugh at the foalish name of the weapon that was going to bludgeon Twilight back to normal. In the end it was Fluttershy of all ponies that spoke up, "Wait, isn't whacking Twilight with a hammer a bit excessive?"

"Nonsense! There is nothing more fun than the Hammer of Happy, Happy, Fun Times. It brings many hours of amusement to whack princesses and commoners alike with it. Why just last night, I whacked my guards with it until we were all blue in the face," Luna assured Fluttershy before bring out a massive, gigantic, elegantly designed ...

Toy hammer.

As the minds of the ponies broke from trying to comprehend what happened Luna gave Twilight a mighty whack. And as it gave the mighty squeak of squeakiness Twilight transformed into normal with a bright flash. But as she appeared a hush filled the room. There stood Twilight decked out in her new spikey attire, with flaming FurTats along her side. With a single cute tassel attached to her horn.

"Ah! We see that your arrival as a cute Flufflecorn was just a ruse to hide your challenge to us!" Luna said as her seatbelts burst from her sides. With Celestia's popping out not long after.

"No! Wait! This was part of a prank on me!" Twilight yelled.

"Sorry Twilight, but even as part of a prank, you can't ignore Alicorn instincts," Celestia said softly.

"Yes I can! I totally can!" Twilight panicked.

"Well then why did your seatbelts pop out in answer to the challenge?" Celestia asked.

Twilight looked at her racing flames, and the seatbelt that lay over them and sighed, "So what now? I never did an alicorn race before," Twilight asked.

"Well you need a racer. Since we have three little fillies and Spike here. I think we have enough to do the race. Although to be fair we'll throw in some goggles for you and your racer to prevent your mind from breaking when Cadance enters," Celestia explained, "Oh! And I call dibs on Spike."

"No Sister! I call the young Drake! You get to play with him all the time," Luna whined.

"No it is I who calls dibs on Spike!" Cadance yelled as a burst of pink smoke burst from nowhere showing the the Love Ninja Cadance.

"But Spike's my dragon!" Twilight yelled. Not wanting to give the advantage of Spike to the other princesses.

"Ah! But who gave you the egg?" Celestia countered.

"Okay, how about we draw lots?" Luna asked as Cadance made a grab for Spike.

"Fine, but it'll be one of the bearers who draws it, I remember why you were banned from all Casinos back in the days," Celestia replied.

Rarity just looked at Spike and asked, "Since when did you become a pimp?"

"Rarity! He's not a pimp, we all just like his company ... in private ... to play with when we all need to have fun," Luna replied. In no way getting the unintentional innuendo she was tossing Spike's way and ignoring his blush, "that and he knows all of our strengths and weaknesses. Anypony who gets Spike will be that much more powerful in this race."

"Oh! Spike, I didn't know you were so mature," Rarity swooned.

"Yes, he's quite the renaissance mare," Luna stated, "I think Twilight raised him to be very skilled indeed."

Spike started babbling a response as the ponies in the room looked at him in surprise, before Luna responded, "Yes Twilight, Celestia and even Cadance did a good job with making Spike quite the well rounded drake. He has many talents," Luna said praisingly. Not noticing the levels of shock and awe plastered on the faces of all the non alicorns present.

Sweetie Belle responded with, "Well I'm sure Spike can show us Crusaders all of his talents later. Who knows we might get a Cutie Mark from it," she said with a predatory grin.

"W-w-well I think I'm going to the other side of the room and die of embarrassment now," Spike said.

"What's wrong with being a skilled masseuse and an excellent Dungeon Master?" Luna asked innocently.

"Wait so he's not skilled at more ... mature skills?" Rarity asked.

"Mature skills?"

Rarity blushed, and Celestia in no way helping replied innocently, "Oh Spike has endless talents. But those are a secret. But what's not a secret is he was quite popular with the mares of Canterlot before he moved to Ponyville. Quite popular indeed."

To which Spike responded by fainting as the Crusaders, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Rarity glomped him.