"Stop trying to not make me do my job!" I complained, "That's my job!"

"Well maybe of you quit them thur' fussin' I wouldn't hav'ta drag you!" Applejack had me by the collar of my windbreaker, and was pulling me with her teeth.

My daring escaped fruitless, as the purple hybrid Twilight Sparkle had a horn and could ruthlessly stun me and beat me to death with my own leg.

"You're doing it, there is no way out, so you might as well as to enjoy it!" Rainbow Dash decided to add her two cents, sticking her muzzle near my face. I mean if she wanted a kiss, all she had to do was ask!

"BDSM is a very nice art if practiced safely..." I remarked, that seemed to shut her up in a hurry, a big embarrassed blush seeped across her blue face.

"Once again! Treating a lady of such a position!" Rarity shrilled in my ear, she was obviously angry with how I speak to apparently the Elements of Harmony...

Kill me now...

"Shut up, Meg..." I deadpanned, blowing a raspberry at her.

"Do ya want to... Walk?" Applejack strained, I scoffed.

"No, you dragged me illegally from my work to sende to hell to repent my sins. I think I would prefer hell than a lifetime with you idiots." I reached in my pockets, pulled out a capsal bottle, popped tye top, and pulled out four Vicodin pallets and guzzled them down

Sighing, I looked back up towards the purple hybrid, "Drag me and shut the hell up, or let me go and give me his damn file so I can see what is the matter with him."

Reluctlantly, Applejack released me. I straightened out the collar of my windbreaker and blew in her green eyes. I quickly went to the counter after she swung and missed me completely.

I took the filed in my hooves and looked over the details, he committed pale yellow bile, blood in his vomiting, halluationations, and slight amnesia. His tongue was purple.

Hih...

"Boring," I dismissed, I tossed the file over the back of my shoulder and continued walking to the water cooler.

I took a plastic cone and filled it to the brim with water, I took a sipped of it and looked back to find all three of them was standing therebwith their mouths slightly open.

"What?"

"You...."

"You said...."

"Boring?"

"And? I'm not his doctor and his case is really, really boring and unoriginal." I said taking a other sip of the water. Seriously, it was obviois what the guy had. He was working on a farm.

"You're not even going to see him?" Rainbow Dash asked, her eyes suddenly burning with fury.

"Don't need to, never need to, don't want to." I told them, stepping over file and back towards the clinic. Maybe of I tell them how stoned I was on Vicodin, I can get some sleep.

"That is very selfish! He is in there in agony, and you do nothing?!" Rainbow Dash continued,

"I'm walking away, why are you still talking?" I asked rhetorically, rolling my eyes.

"Girls?! Why aren't we stopping him?! Twilight! Can't you force him to go and help Fruity Loops?!" Rainbow Dash pleaded to her friend.

"Against the Constitution of Equstrian Rights, Article Seven, Section Thirty-four, Clause Fifty-nine..." Twilight shook her head, a grave look on her face. "`No princess of any shape or form, shall force a pony to do against his will when in times of peace. For it will cause disharmony and deems grounds of tyranny and the subjugated Princess will be tried Marshal Law for treason against peace and lose her position of royalty."

I was already walking away, thinking about that purple tongue. Fruity Loops apparently had no history of decolorization, and the usual magical color residue is either blue or purple...

"Hey!"

I turned around only to bumbling pain in the side of my face. I rolled on the table, and landed on the ground. Rainbow Dash struck me...

She as about to pounce on me into full mount, when I grabbed her hoof and used my good hind leg to flip her over me. I then placed my cane onto her neck to hold her down ad the Secerity Knight placed her in hoof cuffs.  

"He has magical overcharge.... It only happens when a pPony's blood received too much magic, the residue sticks to he oxygen cells. It goes straight to he head..." I said, rubbim my cheek, "Start his him on antibiotics, get his blood filtering. Drain his blood if you need a pointless confirmation..."

I turned to the three, espically Rainbow Dash.

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