Deadpool in Equestria

by MrAquino

First published 9th of November, 2014

What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!

Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up.
Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.

Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics

Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!

Proud Crossoveree with:

When Lightning Strikes

SPD Emergency

For the Emperor and the UNSC!

Maretropolis Ghoul

SAE- Sword Art Equestria

Open for other Crossovers

Arrival. Pony #1: Lyra Heartstrings.

In a beautiful day in Equestria, somewhere, right in between the town on Ponyville and the dreaded Everfree Forest, a mint colored unicorn sat in a field with some stuff. Some of this said stuff were mostly snacks and a small water bottle, but the real object being used by the unicorn was a book labeled 'summoning 101'. she skimmed through the pages until she landed on one pacific page: Humans.

"Alright then," the unicorn said to herself "today's the day: I'm gonna get myself a human!!!" she skimmed through the pages, quickly reading the words on how to summon her very own human, but trying to contain all her excitement. She closed her eyes and concentrated on making her spell. Her horn glowed a green aura, and it shot into the sky!!! A moderately sized, swirling, green vortex opened in the sky, staying there for one or two minutes.

"OH S**T!!!" A voice yelled inside the vortex. A red blur came out in super speed, and the vortex disappeared as soon as it came out. The unicorn sprinted to where the red blur landed, seeing it crashed through ground a bit, at least three feet, with it's silhouette most likely being in the ground forever. The outline was definitely human, and she was breathing fast. A red hand came out of the ground, grabbed onto the 'ledge', and the figure climbed it's way out. Almost dramatically, the figure stood: it was a human!!! It was a male that wore read all over it's body (including the face area), had pure white eyes, some black around it's eyes & hand areas, and had a belt with what looks like it's own face as the center.

"Oh...my...gosh!!!" the unicorn began to hyperventilate "A REAL HUMAN!!!"

" OH MY GOSH!!!" the human screamed in a woman's voice "A DEMON HORSE!!!"

"Demon horse? Where?"

"YOU!!!"

"Me?"

"YES YOU!!!"

"Oh no, good sir, I am not a 'demon horse', I am a unicorn."

"...seriously? A... talking... unicorn?"

"Yep. I'm Lyra Heartstrings. What's your name?"

"Really? You don't know who I am?"

"No... we just met." The human face palmed himself.

"Alright... Lyra... The name is Deadpool!!!"

"Deadpool?"

"That's right!!! Tell me, where am I?"

"You're in the land of Equestria."

"Equestria? Oh s**t! I remember now!!!"

"Remember what?"

"This is Equestria!!! the land from my favorite show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'!!!"

"My little pony?"

"That's what you are!!! You're Lyra Heartstrings!!! The bronies made jokes on how you wanted to be a human really bad!!! They even made a sex doll of you!!!

"Sex doll!?!?!?"

"Oh! TMI, now, say goodnight!"

"But it's the morning."

"I know, I've always wanted to know what rare meat tastes like, and what better way than unicorn!!!

"YOU'RE GONNA EAT ME!?!?!?"

"That's right! Hold still while I- hold on." His hands reached over his back to pull something, but couldn't find anything. "MY SWORDS!!! NO!!!"

"So... do I live?" Deadpool fell on the floor, rolled into a ball, and sobbed hard

"I... guess... so... I... won't... be... able... to... kill... here... I... guess."

"Well... what's that next to you?" Deadpool opened one of his 'eyes' and saw his gun.

"YES!!! My gun!!!" He opened it and looked inside "ONE BULLET!?!?!? Oh well... I guess this is a f**ked up nightmare, I might as well wake up." He placed the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. Blood came out of his head and he fell to the floor.

"DEADPOOL!!!" Lyran ran next to the body of the weird human that wanted to eat her. She placed her head on one of his shoulder and began to wept. The body suddenly twitched a bit, and started to get up. Lyra backed up, completely freaked out!!! The hole in Deadpool's head was quickly healed, and he released a long yawn.

"Oh man. That...was a weird dream. Now to find wolfie and- OH F**K ME!!!" He turned to Lyra. "Alright! No more fooling around! You!!! Send me home!!!"

"What?"

"SEND ME HOME!!!"

"I'm sorry sir but... I... don't... know... how... to." Deadpool's eye twitched. He got up and marched to Lyra, muttering some things under his breath, and looked like he was going to hurt her. Lyra cowered a bit, whimpering. Nothing happened. She looked up and saw Deadpool standing next to her. He was breathing slowly, and trying to lose tension.

"It's okay Deadpool, just try to remain calm. You may need a break from all those adventures anyway. Just... resist urge to kill for now. Someone... or 'somepony', may have the way back." Lyra slowly and carefully walked to Deadpool. He looked at her and she cowered a bit. He extended his hand and began to scratch behind her ear. Lyra's eyes opened on impact, then went halfway shut, as she now in a trance. "I almost forgot the feeling of petting an animal. I just hope you horses are smarter than that mutt back at home." He pulled out his cell phone "OH SWEET!!! FREE WI-FI HERE!!! AND FULL BARS!!! This is much better than I thought!!!"

"What are you talking about?" Lyra moved his hand away from her ears.

"Hey! Come here!!!" Lyra walked to Deadpool. Deapool reached over her shoulder with her right arm and, using his left, carried the phone over them.

"What are you doing!?!?!?"

"Taking a selfie!!!"

"What's a selfie?"

"Back where I come from, A selfie is an annoying thing women do to try to make themselves beautiful to beat their friends & enemies in many social networks. I'm only doing this to show everyone back home where I'm at!!!"

"So... smile?"

"SMILE!!!" They both smiled as the picture was taken. "I may actually enjoy it here. Today, is a day, where Deadpool rules Equestria!!!"

Author's Notes:

Who should Deadpool meet next? Mass majority wins.

My Anaconda. Pony #2: Fluttershy

Author's Notes:

Can Fluttershy tame Deadpool's Anaconda? Who will Deadpool meet next? Is Nicki Minaj just a failed attempt to cross over Mrs. Potato Head, Barbie, and a Blow up Doll? Stay tuned!!!

"Now to send this over to my friends." Deadpool said, saying what he was texting "Am... now... in... Equestria... so... all... of... you... can... kiss... my... a$$... SEND!!!" A ding came from his cell phone and he looked at it "Oh, why am I not surprised?"

"What?" Lyra asked, trying to look at his strange device that could take pictures AND send to his friends

"Spider-Man doesn't believe it! He says 'whoa Deadpool! Nice Photoshop effects! I'm still going to chase you even after you disappeared on me'."

"You were chased before I summoned you!?"

"Let the audience at home figure that one out. I'm not going to say s**t on what I was doing before you summoned me here."

"...WHAT!?!?!?

"Is Ponyville around here?"

"...um... yes."

"AWESOME!!! We've got to get over there!!! I plan to take a Selfie with Everypony here and all across Equestria!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"...okay. But I think you're going to need a disguise; I don't think any pony will take comfort of a human running around."

"Oh B***h please!!! I already have a disguise."

"REALLY!?!?!?"

"I just need one more thing."

"What is it!?!?!?" Deadpool leaned over to Lyra, staring into her eyes. Without any warning, Deadpool's hands grabbed Lyra's mane and tore it out with a large 'RIP'!!! "AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! MY MANE!!!" Deadpool put the ripped mane over his eyes and he ran away!!!

"NAILED IT!!!"

"GET BACK HERE!!!" She got up and tried to chase after him, but he teleported away instantly! Lyra stopped dead in her tracks awkwardly staring with her left eye twitching. "humans... can teleport... as well?"

Deadpool kept running blindly, not giving a single f**k if anyone saw him in his 'effective' disguise.

"YES!!!" Deadpool yelled like a madman. "IT IS THE RETURN OF YOUR KING!!! I AM YOUR GOD NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!!!" Unbeknownst to him, he was actually in the backyard of a particular shy pony's home. A yellow pegasus with long & pink mane looked our of her window, only to see a weird, red creature running around in circles on two legs with mint colored tufts of fur over its eyes.

"Oh dear!" She said to herself "What is that creature? Maybe Twilight can help?"

I don't think that'll be a good idea. She may find it very dangerous.

"Oh nonsense, I think it's friendly." She looked outside the window again. Deadpool sprinted towards the window, still blinded by the tufts of Lyra's mane over his eyes. The pegasus ran away, jumping behind a wall into a hallway!!! Deadpool jumped through the window, did three rolls on the floor, jumped right onto his feet, lost balance, and fell onto his back, landing on the broken glass.

"WHOO!!!" He yelled "Breaking and Entering!!! 10000 points!!! GTA 6 MOTHA F***AS!!!" The pegasus looked over the corner to see Deadpool on his back, bleeding a bit. She quietly walked over to him, frightened at what he did, but still curious to see what it truly was.

"Um... hello?" She asked

"WHO'S THERE!?!?!? The Po-Po!?!?!? Please!!! I can't do another nickel!!! My sexiness mustn't be shown to criminals who wait for the soap to be dropped!!!"

"...Po-Po? Um... are you alright?"

"Of course I'm alright! What choo saying' Willis?"

"Willis? Oh no, I'm Fluttershy."

"...Fluttershy?"

"Yes. Can I help you?" He took off the tufts of Lyra's mane off his 'eyes' and saw that it was, for real, Fluttershy!!! He sat up a bit, but crawled backwards into the wall.

"DON'T HURT ME!!! I WASN'T IN YOUR SHED!!!"

"My... shed?"

"Where you Murder your victims!!!"

"Murder? What's murder? And what victims?"

"... Dammit Wade! This must be the CANON Stuff with some fan stuff involved."

"Canon stuff? Fan stuff?" Deadpool looked back at Fluttershy: her innocent eyes stared right into his soul, and his heart melted like a bean burrito in a microwave. He gut up on his feet and wiped off the broken glass.

"Hey, can you, uh, take the glass out of my back?"

"I thought you said you were fine?"

"I am! I... just need you to take the pieces out." Fluttershy opened her wings and flapped behind the mercenary's back. A couple of large pieces stood out like sore thumbs.

"Are you sure about this? I can take you to the hospital and they can-"

"F**K OBAMA CARE!!! RIP 'EM OUT!!!"

"Okay!!! Okay, calm down! I didn't get your name yet." She started to take out the glass pieces

"My *ow* name is *ouch!* a sec- *YEOUCH!*ret. But you *Oh god!* Can call *Holy S**T!!!* me *MOTHA F***A!!!* Dead-*HNNG* POOL!!!" Flutters spat out the last of the glass pieces. She stared at his back as it quickly healed in less than a few seconds.

"How did that happen?"

"What? How I saved 15% or more by switching to GEICO?"

"No! How did you heal so quickly!?"

"Oh! That! Well... long story short, I'm experimented on by a Canadian Hokey team to become the ultimate American Weapon... made in China."

"I've never seen something like you before."

"Yeah, I know! I just got here by Overhyped Fan girl #6969696969696969 who really wanted to meet me for my huge, black, juicy... personality."

"...you remind me a lot about one of my friends."

"They all say that."

"Really?"

"Yeah. B****es love Deadpool. After all, ♫My Anaconda don't! My Anaconda don't! My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!!!♫"

"You have a pet Anaconda!?!?!? WHERE!?!?!?"

"... C'mon Deadpool, Remember: these are ponies; they have more self respect than those girls who twerk for attention on Vine.

"Vine?"

"Say! Want to take a picture to remember this!?!?"

"That... would be lovely. I'll get the camera."

"No need to! I have one!"

"Really!? Where?" Deadpool took out his cell phone with his right arm, lifted it in the air, and put his left around Flutterhy's head.

"Smile!!! Hashtag Selfie!!!" Fluttershy did a cute smile as the picture was taken. Deadpool got up and sent it to his 'friends' online. He looked up and noticed his mess. "Say... do you want me to clean this mess up? I can help pay the damage."

"The clean up would be nice. I'll pay for a new window. It was barely working anyways."

You was right. Pony #3: Twilight Sparkle

Author's Notes:

It's a nerd vs a genius!!! Who is Deadpool's 'best Pony'? And who will he meet next? Stay Tuned!!!

Deadpool ran into Fluttershy's closet, finding a broom and dust pan to collect all the broken glass.

Whoah!!! Hold it there, What the hell are you doing?

"Who's there!?!?!?" Deadpool asked "Are you a ghost!?"

You really have forgotten us, have you?

"Hold up. Are you both-"

We Are!!!

We Are!!!

"Whoah! Where the f**k have you both been?"

I tried to come and help you, but SOMEONE had to use the toilet.

What!? You have to admit, those Tacos were AWESOME!!!

"You had Tacos!?"

"Yeah!

"YOU B*****D!!!"

"Is there something wrong?" Fluttershy asked

"Uh... no. Just...finding the broom."

"Oh. Well, it's in the closet right behind some other supplies. It shouldn't bee too hard."

"Thanks."

Ooh! Who was that? Tell me; Does she has huge knockers!?!?!?

"NO!!! It's Fluttershy."

Fluttershy? As in One of the Mane 6 From My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

"That's her!"

...WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED!?!?!?

...WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED!?!?!?

"Easy guys, remember Lyra Heartstrings from the show?"

I think I remember. Her voice always changed, right?

That's Bon Bon you idiot. Lyra is the unicorn that the Brony Fanbase made jokes of that she wanted to be a human really bad, or at least, have hands.

Oh! Her!!! What about her?

"I was summoned by her. Next thing I noticed, I took a selfie with her, ran away before I became her sex slave, hid here where I met Fluttershy, and took a selfie with her. Now, I'm helping clean her house."

Yeah right, we may be voices you made in your dome to help you cooperate with the fact that you're losing sanity and need someone to talk to, but even I can tell that your tale, for the most part, is B.S.!!!

"Damit." Deadpool heard a knocking at the door. The clopping sounds of FLuttershy's hooves hit the floor as she walked to answer it. He grabbed the broom and dust pan, but also a bucket, a sombrero, and a black maker. He quickly doodled an awful looking face of a pony with a huge bandit mustache on the bucket, put the bucket on his head, followed by the sombrero. He ran out of the closet, falling over from the lack of sight, causing him to land on a bit of the glass, but he got up & began to sweep the place.

What are you doing?

"I'm disguising myself as a house cleaner. I'm sure that they have Mexicans that'll work below minimum wage."

... now that... is just racist.

Like Michael Bay!!!

"Shush! Act natural." Fluttershy opened the door to her house; a very familiar purple alicorn stood on her door step.

"Oh! Hello Twilight." Fluttershy greeted in a pleasant surprised tone

"Hey Fluttershy," Twilight responded "listen, I was studying some old novels in my castle, when one of the locals, a unicorn named 'Lyra Heartstrings', came to me and begged me to help her find one of her fantasy creatures called 'humans'."

"Oh! But, didn't you turned into a human to retrieve your crown and to help the alternate dimension of us?"

"I did, but humans in Equestria!? Preposterous!!! Say, who's that in there?" Fluttershy looked behind her and saw Deadpool wearing a bucket that had an upside down drawing of a pony's face that had a bandito mustache and wearing a sombrero on the said bucket.

"Oh, him? That's dead-"

"No it's not," Deadpool interrupted, impersonating a Mexican "my name is Juan Gonzales."

"...What a strange pony." Twilight commented, walking inside Fluttershy's home. "And look at the mess here!!!"

"Si, I'm cleaning up the mess I accidentally made."

"And how did you make this mess? It looks like something crashed through here."

"Um... Twilight," Fluttershy meekly asked "what did this human look like?"

"Lyra made a list of things to look out for," Twilight responded. "First off, it's a male, as Juan here, stands on two legs, like Juan, wears red, like Juan, has hands, like Juan, and has an ugly belt buckle with his ugly face-"

"WHAT CHOO SAY!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled, removing the bucket & sombrero off his head and throwing it on the ground.

"Ah HA!!! I found you!!!"

Well you blew that one.

"Deadpool," Fluttershy said "why did you try to hide? Are you shy like me?"

"Hell no!!!" Deadpool replied back in his normal voice "I just didn't want to be found by that mint unicorn!!!"

"You mean Lyra?" Twilight asked

"♫B***H, you guessed it!!! Hwah, you was right.♫"

"... He sure reminds me of Pinkie."

"That's the first thing I said." Fluttershy added

"Alright, Mr... Deadpool? Look, I'm not going to take you back to Lyra."

"Really?" Deadpool asked

"She told me she was going to keep you as a pet. Look, I see you're no different than anypony... okay, A LOT different than anypony, but you have a mind and are really special. Just come with me to my castle. I'll make sure your safe."

We're gonna be in Twilight's house now?

Castle.

Castle?

Remember the Season 4 Finale? Her house and Ponyville's library was destroyed by-

"Tirek!!!" Deadpool yelled out of nowhere

"TIREK!?!?!?" Twilight yelled, jumping in the air a bit "WHERE!?!?!?" Nothing happened after a few seconds. She turned around to Deadpool & marched towards him. She grabbed him by some loose clothing at his chest area. "Listen buster-" she began to monologue

WE'RE DEAD!!!

We can't die, remember?

THEN WE'RE IN A WOLRD OF PAIN!!!

We laugh at pain as a defense mechanism from all the s**t life throws at us.

Well I'm Totally afraid of her!!!

I'm not.

WHAT!?!?!?

If you weren't paying attention to your music, then you'd know that Twilight is actually my favorite character. So adorable, shares my passion of knowledge & self control, and is-

NERDS!!!

We prefer the term 'Egg heads'. And I think she's down talking to us.

"Do I make myself clear?" Twilight finished her monologue. Deadpool raised his right hand and pushed Twilight's muzzle back.

"Boop!" Deadpool simply replied.

"I'll take that as a yes."

"RAG DOLL PHYSICS ACTIVATE!!!" Deadpool went limp, not moving at all.

"Are you... alright?"

"Yes."

"AUGH!!!"

"Don't worry, just drag me to your castle. I'm not heavy."

"...okay... this is weird. Care to help, Fluttershy?" Fluttershy walked next to the limp deadpool and, with her mouth, carried one of his hands while Twilight, also using her mouth, carried one of his feet. They were both surprised at how light he was.

"Oh my," Fluttershy's muffled voice said "We're not hurting you, are we?"

"Don't worry about it," Deadpool said "Rapid healing, remember?"

"He has Rapid healing!?!?!?" Twilight's muffled voice asked

"I'll explain later." Twilight and Fluttershy dragged the limp human, walking through town. Some of the locals stared at the two, but Deadpool surprisingly stayed silent, giving the illusion that he was merely a prop for something. It took them a while, but they made it to Twilight's castle.

"NORMAL MODE ACTIVATE!!!" Deadpool yelled. In a poof, he was standing upright, but his hand & foot being ripped in the process. Some blood started to come out of the ripped areas "Oh... should've asked you to let go of me."

You think?

The mares screamed a bit, spitting out the popped off hand & foot out of their mouths.

"Just give me a sec." Deadpool said. He lazily put on his cut off foot as if it were a shoe and he put on his hand. The flesh connected together, a fully healed. "Ah! Just like Megablocks."

It's Legos!!! LEGOS!!!

"How did you-" Twilight stuttered

"Rapid healing AND connecting all chopped pieces together as if I'm an action Figure. I'm pretty sure your slave Spike may know. Where is he?"

"He's not my slave!!! And he's helping me get new books for this Castle's library."

"Ah!!! Need to fulfill your book fetish like Rainbow Dash."

"Alright, tell me, how do you know us!?!?!?"

"Easy: I'm gonna need two tacos for that information" Deadpool pulled out a chair & sat on it

"Tacos!?!?!?"

"They're delicious!!!" Twilight grunted to herself & left. Fluttershy sat on her haunches, humming a tune to herself

Hell Ya!!! Now we're talking!!!

She'll want us to talk anyways. Listen, be honest: tell them they're just a cartoon in our world and-

LOOK OUT!!! CUTENESS!!!

Fluttershy stood up and Walked to Deadpool's legs, rubbing her head on it like a cat. Deadpool stiffened. His eyes watched her, as she kept rubbing herself and seemed to be purring like a cat. The unthinkable happened: Fluttershy climbed on his lap and curled up in a ball. His hand reached out to one of her ears sticking up.

Don't do it man!!! Don't!!! For your pride!!!

Yeah right. Don't lie, you LOVE Fluttershy!!!

No... I... Don't!!!

Sure...

Deadpool's hand touched the Pegasus' ear. He then proceeded to scratch it. Fluttershy's pupils went large, then shrunk back into place. Her eyes began to shut, as she began to purr. Twilight came in and saw what he was doing, brining a tray with two tacos on it.

"Uh... Deadpool?" Twilight asked, chuckling to herself. Deadpool Screamed like a woman. Fluttershy yelled and Screamed with him!!! He jumped in the air, causing Fluttershy to hit the floor on her back!

"What do you mean!?!?!?" Deadpool muttered out "I wasn't scratching behind my favorite pony's ear!!! Especially knowing that this land is a cartoon world in my world!!!" The two stared at him blankly.

"...okay. I guess that's an answer on where you came from."

She took it rather pretty well.

Perhaps all those Cross over Fan-Fics really did happen!!!

Highly unlikeable.

"So what you're saying is that you are from a different world where my friends & ALL of Equestria are part of a cartoon program?" Twilight asked

"♫...B***h, you guessed it!!! You was motherf*****g right!!!♫" Deadpool replied

"Can you stop with that weird language!?!?!? It's really uncomfortable."

I agree: you need to cut all the swearing.

You swear too!!!

Not as much as mother f***ers.

"...Alright then," Deadpool said "I'll try to cut down all the swearing. Pinkie Promise. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye"

Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

"Well," Twilight began "I see you already know the Pinkie Promise."

"I believe he may know more about us than we think." Fluttershy added.

"ALMOST FORGOT!!!" Deadpool yelled. He ran and slid across the floor, landing next to Twilight's left side. He put his right arm across from her & pulled out his cellphone with the other.

"What are you doing!?!?!?" Twilight demanded, trying to Push Deadpool away.

"Don't worry Twilight," Fluttershy said "It something his species call 'Selfies'."

"It is!!!" Deadpool yelled "Say Cheese!!!"

"uh... cheese?" Twilight awkwardly asked, making a nervous smile. A simple flash came from the phone. Deadpool got up and walked around the castle, sending his new picture to his friends on Facebook.

"Now, who will I take a selfie with next?"

YOU KILLED HIM!!! Pony #4: Rainbow Dash

Author's Notes:

A Jock vs. A Nerdy jock!!! Is Rainbow Dash really a Lesbian? Will Deadpool's sexiness win the day? Who will he meet next? More *in epic movie voice* COMING SOON!!!

Deadpool stopped in his tracks. He began to turn his head frantically; something wasn't right.

"Deadpool?" Fluttershy asked

"SHUSH!!!" Deadpool replied "My Rockwell senses are tingling."

"Rockwell senses?" Twilight asked

"♫ I always feel like, somebody's watching me!!! And I have no privacy!!! ♫" In a red puff of smoke, he disappeared!!!

"Deadpool!?!?!? Where'd you go!?!?!?" Deadpool teleported to one of the windows. A blur of multiple colors passed through the window."

That's our target.

Who is it? I need a refresh of the show.

Ugh. Alright, here's a hint: Taste the What?

... PEARS!!!

PEARS!?!?!? Alright, how about this: remember the colors?

Yes. A Rainbow.

Alright. This is the only pony with a mane of that color. Can you figure it out now?

... Pinkie Pie?

WHAT!?!?!? NO!!! That's it!!! You're Stupid!!!

No I'm not.

What's 9 plus 10?

... 21.

You're Stupid!!!

"Enough with the vine references." Deadpool told his personas. "We've got to hunt ourselves a lesbian."

OOH!!! It's Applejack!!!

UGH!!! NO!!! IT'S RAINBOW DASH!!!

Ooh!!! That was my 8th guess.

Let's... just... get her.

Deadpool Teleported away, landing on a nearby house's roof. He crouched behind the chimney & peeked over, seeing the champion of the young flyer's competition by a sonic Rainboom: Rainbow Dash!!! The rainbow mane & tail pegasus flew away from Twilight's castle with a scared look on her face: it's almost as if she saw a ghost or monster. This was, of course, Deadpool, that gave her the hibby jibees. She muttered to herself something in fear; most likely asking questions on What deadpool was, when did he came here, where did he came from, and why he was here.

Careful now; we need to show that we aren't a threat to her nor any other colored horse around here.

Nah, let's engage in fisticuffs with her!!!

"How about we do both!?!?" Deadpool yelled. He hid immediately, as Dashie turned her head around to see what made that noise.

I doubt that will work.

Deadpool pulled out a single brick from the top of the chimney he was hiding behind. He turned around the corner & stood up, and threw the brick at Rainbow Dash.

"M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN SUCKS!!!" Dash turned to the voice & red was being hurled to her face. She dodged it before it could hurt her, but the brick hit some other pony's house.

"HEY!!!" Dash yelled "What's your Prob-?" She stopped in mid sentence, as Deadpool was twerking, shaking his butt to the pegasus.

Work it out, man!!! WORK IT!!! Nicki Minaj will have to cancel her career thanks to us!!!

But... aren't we going to fight Rainbow Dash?

Fight? I don't remember anything about fighting.

BUT YOU SAID-

LOOK OUT!!!

Deadpool jumped out of the way: Dash used one of her back legs to stomp on the human, but missed. Deadpool slid to the edge of the roof, got up, and did a ridiculous Kung-Fu pose.

"Young grasshopper," Deadpool said, mimicking an old kung fu teacher "You have much to learn."

"I don't care who you are," Dash said "But I'm not gonna let some... thing, control my friends and plan to take over Equeatria. And no one, NO ONE, Shakes their flank at me!!!"

"...are you done yet? I got Tacos and they're getting cold. Is it alright if you could-"

"AUGH!!!" She opened her wings and flew to Deadpool, tackling him!!! Deadpool saw that they were backing from Ponyville, but into an open field, almost similar to where he was first summoned. Dash began to do a series of rapid punches to his face, followed be her grabbing his legs & slamming him into the floor three times before being thrown into the air!!! Dash began to fly back to him, repeating the same series of punches to his face again. She did a powerful kick with one of her hind legs, sending him up even higher, and a really hard punch, sending him near space. She flew to his back and punched him, sending him free falling back to earth!!! He was lucky to turn to his backside, as his back became erupt in flames as he fell really hard on the ground, causing another hole with his silhouette in it, with all his bones broken in the process.

"Deadpool!?" Twilight's faint voice was heard

"Mr. Deadpool?" Fluttershy's faint voice was heard as well.

Oh thank Celestia!!! The Tree & Nerd are here!!!

Let's just hope they see us. Come on, move your muscles!!! Rapid healing, remember?

"Oh yeah." Deadpool said to himself, feeling his bones cracking back in place. He lifted one of his hands up & climbed a bit slowly out.

"There he is!!!" Twilight yelled

"That's right. I'm here. Just give me a moment and we can-"

"LOOK OUT!!!" Fluttershy yelled. A huge 'BOOM' was heard. Deadpool looked up & saw Rainbow Dash heading right towards him, as she did her signature 'Sonic Rainboom'!!!

"OH S**T!!!" The last thing he said. Deadpool's body was crushed by the Super fast Pegasus, and he felt the bones in his neck were breaking apart, as well as his flesh: His head popped off his body, and, almost like a bullet, went super fast & really high into space!!! Twilight and Fluttershy stopped, both mouths dropped wide open. Dash came out of the hole, her wings flapping a bit, and she did some sort of celebration dance.

"Aw yeah!!!" Dash yelled "No need to thank me, just saved your lives from our second villain WITHOUT the Elements of Harmony!!! ... Uh... guys? Is there something wrong?"

"Something wrong!?!?!?" Twilight yelled "You killed Deadpool!!!"

"...Deadpool? Really? Thats his name?"

"YES!!! He just came here!!! He was lost, lonely, and needed help!!!"

"But he attacked me!!!"

"He felt something wrong and thought you were trying to hurt us!!! What were you doing anyways!?!?!?

"Oh... that? Well... I was busy with one of my naps when I saw both of you carrying... that. I thought it was some sort of cool prop, most likely a prank on some other pony, until he moved. I saw him move from one of your windows, and I evacuated when he seemed to do something similar to Pinkie's 'Pinkie Sense'. I didn't know who to tell, but then he threw a brick at me and shaker his plot at me!!! Something tells me he was evil!!!"

"RAINBOW DASH!!! He was confused and frightened he was being watched!!! Wouldn't you do the same?"

"I- well I- you- you're right." Fluttershy walked to the twitching, crushed, and decapitated body of Deadpool. Tears came out of her eyes.

"Oh Mr. Deadpool," she said to herself "I... just wanted to tell you... that... you were... actually... nice. You were... similar... to Discord... but I didn't know much about... you." Deadpool's sat right up while it was healing back to it's normal state before Rainbow Dash beat him up. The three ponies screamed a bit, backing up away from the body. The body got up from it's hole, walking past the three ponies, and stood still, holding it's arms out.

"What's it doing?" Rainbow Dash asked

"I have no idea." Twilight responded "Maybe it's trying to receive something."

"LOOK OUT BELOW!!!" Deadpool's voice yelled from above. They looked up and saw Deadpool's head falling from the sky. Deadpool's body readied itself to catch it's own head. It missed. Deadpool's head landed right behind him and rolled to Fluttershy's hooves.

"Nice going idiot." Deadpool said to his body. The body simply shrugged a 'I don't know' gesture.

" Deadpool!!!" Fluttershy yelled with glee, holding his head "YOU'RE ALIVE!!!" She hugged his head into her chest while snuggling it.

This would be SO MUCH BETTER if it was any other woman back home!!!

What about those ugly women?

Fine... any SEXY women back home!!! Especially those with HUGE BOOBIES!!!

Just be glad we HAVE people that care about us!!! Even if they are... well... ponies.

"How are you still alive!?" Rainbow Dash asked "I thought I-uh- well- killed you... though it was an accident."

"Ah don't worry about it," Deadpool said "This happens nearly ALL the time back where I come from."

"So... you're not angry?"

"Angry? NO!!! I'm rather impressed at how much you kicked my... plot."

Good to see you're not swearing

"Do you need me to-" Fluttershy said, holding his head away from her chest & turning him to her face.

"Oh! Yes, that would help. Hey Stupid!!! Hold still!!!" His body stood in place, not moving at all. Fluttershy flew to his body and gently placed his head on correctly. They were all amazed, especially Rainbow Dash, to see the body and head's flesh connect together, fully healed.

"How did you-" Dash stuttered

"It's one of his abilities." Fluttershy replied "He can fully heal almost instantaneously."

"And he seems to teleport anywhere." Twilight added

"Really?" Dash asked "Can you shoot lasers from your eyes?"

"Oh please no!!!" Deadpool yelled "Don't remind me of that!!!"

"Oh... sorry I asked."

"It's no biggy. We should remember this moment as 'The day Dashie and Pooley met'"

"uh... sure?" Deadpool slid next to Rainbow Dash and pulled out his cellphone

"SELFIE!!!"

"What are you-"

"Just go with it." Twilight and Fluttershy said at the same time. Dash made an awkward smile as Deadpool took the picture. He spotted it to his Facebook, showing off all the other heroes & villains on what he's doing.

"So," Deadpool said "what now?"

Appuls. Pony #5: Applejack

Author's Notes:

2 figures of business finally meet: an earth Pony who's a farmer & who's mind is on Apples 24/7 and a human who's a contract killer & mind is on... who knows what. Who'll be next? Stay Tuned!!!

"Well," Twilight said "we need to find a different hiding spot for you now. I believe the ponies here will ask me questions on what's happening. You all head to Sweet Apple Acres and introduce Deadpool to Applejack."

APPLEJACK!!! She's the redneck of the group, right?

She's a western. And to go more deeper: she's more like a cowboy.

So she rides horses?

THEY ARE HORSES!!!

Wait, so does that mean... OH!!!

She DOES NOT do that!!!

You're a kill joy.

"Thank Celestia for that." Deadpool said

"What did you say?" Fluttershy asked

"Oh... nothing. Let's head to Sweet Apple Acres!!!" He jumped and landed on Rainbow Dash's back. "RIDE MY TRUSTY STEED!!!"

"EXCUSE ME!?!?!?" Rainbow Dash asked

"YEE HAW!!!" Deadpool slapped Dash's flank area and she began to run!!!

"WHAT THE-? How did you-"

"FLY!!! JUST FLY!!!" Dash grunted to herself & flapped her wings. She was also surprised at how light Deadpool was, despite that he was taller than them. Deadpool grabbed onto the pegasus' mane, as he looked down & saw the town.

It sure is beautiful, isn't it?

I hate to admit it, but yeah, it is. Is it alright if we do it?

Do what?

You know. The famous song for Titanic?

No.

Please?

No!

Pretty Please?

... Alright. But only this one time. let me clear my voice.

SWEET!!! Together now!!!

♫And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love you!!!♫

♫And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love you!!!♫

"We're above Sweet Apple acres." Fluttershy said "Dash, could you kindly land for him?"

"I'm on it." Dash replied a bit annoyed that she's being used as transportation. "Are you ready?"

"F**k this." Deadpool said to himself. He let go of Dashie's mane, put his arms to the side, leaned to the left a bit, and then let gravity do the work as he fell down to the apple farm below.

You know we can't die, right?

"I likt to imagine we can, especially after hearing you two sing that."

I told you it was a terrible idea!!!

You begged for me to join you!!!

"We're here!!!"

Out in the distance, surrounded be trees, a familiar orange pony with a yellow ponytailed mane & tail wearing a stylish cowboy hat bucked some apples. She stopped as she heard what sounded like a male screaming. She looked up and, sure enough, something was falling from the sky & landing near a hill to her front. Deadpool landed on the hill roughly, breaking some bones, and rolled down the hill. The mare stood silently, as Deadpool rolled down the hill and... sang?

"♫They see me rollin, They hatin', Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin' dirty! Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty! Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty! Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty! Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty!♫" Deadpool gently tapped the mare's hooves, looking up at the pony's green eyes.

"...Can ah help you?" The mare asked "Do you require some fancy medical attention? 'Cause ah don't have any of that fancy stuff.

"Don't worry about that. I'm actually looking for Applejack."

"Yer looking at 'er." Deadpool stared at the mare; It definitely was Applejack.

"huh... Figures." Deadpool kicked himself right back up "Name's Deadpool: Businessman of getting rid of different characters & things!" He extended his hand to her like the gentleman he is. Applejack extend her front hoof and 'grabbed' Deadpool's hand, then shook him rather violently, shaking it like the Gentle-Mare SHE was.

"Howdy! Name's Applejack!!! A'hm a buisnessmare maself as ah sell apples, zap apple jam, and mah family's special made cider across this fair town!!! Of course, if A'hm not selling anything, A'hm busy runnin' the farm with ma big brother, lill' sis, and Granny!!!" A loud 'Rip' was Heard. Deadpool and Applejack, with wide eyes, looked down: Applejack, from her violent shaking of Deadpool's hand, ripped his arm right off!!! Both stood there, looking at each other, then the arm, then back, then the arm, still with wide eyes. Deadpool began to chuckle. "What's so Funny!?!?!? Ah- Ah- Ah tore yer' arm off!!!"

"I know! Can you... Lend me a hand!!!"

*Ba Dum, Crash!!!*

Ugh... Worst... joke... EVER!!!

"There he is!!!" Rainbow Dash's voice yelled. Applejack and Deadpool looked up: The Two pegasi were above them and landed onto the floor.

"Mr. Deadpool!" Fluttershy yelled a bit with both disappointment and worry "What were you thinking!?!?!? You could've been hurt!!!"

"I laugh at pain!!!" Deadpool replied, trying to point at himself with his nub of an arm, bleeding.

"He's kinda right," Dash replied "And I see you've meet Applejack. Applejack, how's Deadpool doing? Has he done anything to you?"

"No," Applejack replied "but... ah tore his arm off."

"GIMME DAT!!!" Deadpool yelled, snatching his arm away from Applejack's hoof. The arm retaliated and slapped Deadpool across the face, causing him to drop his own body piece. It hit to the floor, got up, gave Deadpool the middle finger, then it's hand & fingers acted as the arm's 'feet' and seemed to crawl away.

"Does... that happen a lot?"

"Not like that." Fluttershy replied, a bit freaked out at what the arm did.

"He just flipped the bird!!!" Deadpool said in complete surprise.

"That poor baby bird!!!"

"We need to stop that little piece of s**t!!!"

"Wait," Applejack said in confusion " what's a little piece of-"

"What he's saying AJ," Dash interrupted, putting her hoof in the farmer's mouth, muffling her "is that we need to get that arm back!!!"

"Does this happen with you back home?" Fluttershy asked Deadpool

"Sometimes." Deadpool responded "The only time when they do listen & obey is on Taco Tuesday."

"Oh... should we get it?"

"Nah, let me see if I can catch it." Deadpool teleported away to the branches of the tree above. Without his other arm, holding on the tree & balancing was really difficult for him. He continued his teleporting to the trees, looking for his rogue arm. A.J. swiped Rainbow Dash's hoof out of her mouth.

"C'mon ya'll!!!" A.J. yelled "We gotta help Deadpool find his missing arm."

"But how?" Dash asked

"...get ma rope."

Deadpool teleported into another tree. He spotted his arm catching it's 'breath'.

There's that little Son of a b***h!!!

Wait: doesn't that make US a son of a b***h?

"Enough talking who's a b***h to who," Deadpool said to himself "we're going to make him our b***h."

You mean ourselves, right?

"... SHUT THE F**K UP!!!" The arm jumped at Deadpool's yell. "Great! See what happens when I think!!! GET OVER HERE!!!" Deadpool jumped off his tree and chased after his arm. The arm 'looked' behind itself every now & then, but ended up hitting a tree. Deadpool cornered the arm on the said tree, readying himself to pounce. "Alright arm; you're going back in my socket and we're not going to have trouble after this, got it?" The arm returned with another middle finger. "THAT'S IT!!!" Deadpool leapt towards the arm. The arm also 'leapt' into the air and slapping him across the face, causing him to be knocked off course and slamming into the floor!!! The arm began to 'run' away, but a lasso came out of nowhere, catching it by the hand area and socket area. the lasso shut itself tight on it, and the arm began to struggle it's way to get free. Deadpool looked up and saw that Applejack, while using her tail, had hogtied his arm down!!!

"YEE HAW!!!" She yelled "That was easier than taking down that stampede!!!"

"Way to go AJ!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled

"You rock!" Fluttershy cheered "woo-hoo!" Applejack steadily walked towards the struggling arm as it was tied up. In just a few inches, she stomped on the hand of the arm, making sure it wouldn't move again.

"You better gat 'yer arm back in, otherwise it'll run off again."

"uh... thanks." Deadpool said a bit surprised at how she did it. He fell down to his armless side, slamming the loose arm down into the ground. In a few moments, he got right back up: his arm was back in place!!! "ALRIGHT!!! Thank you so much!!!"

"It was nothin'. Next time, I'll charge ya, but fer now, it's free."

"Say! Want to remember this moment?"

"uh... sure, I guess." Deadpool leaned over to A.J., took out his cell phone and, using his other hand hung it above them!!!

"Say 'Business'!!!"

"Uh... Business?" Deadpool took the picture with an awkward smiling applejack.

"Hold on... WHO JUST PHOTOBOMBED MY SELFIE!?!?!?" A pair of blue eyes were only seen.

Newton cries a lot. Pony #6: Pinkamena Diane Pie (or Pinkie Pie)

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHj3NTFyM88

Help me... More should be coming soon.

Everyone stiffened up and froze in place. They all slowly turned around, sweating hard on who photobombed Deadpool's picture. Deadpool looked down and was now face to face with the photobomber; blue eyes and a pink body. He knew who it was.

Ok... Don't make... any... sudden... movements. Just back up slowly.

Deadpool took two steps back slowly. The pink mare with a small smile followed him a bit.

NO way!!! We have to do the opposite!!! Right foot let's stomp!!!

Deadpool stamped on his right foot. Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash all gasped a bit. The other mare made a questionable look on Deadpool's action.

Left Foot let's stomp!!!

Deadpool stamped his other foot to the floor

"Freeze!!!" The mare yelled. Deadpool and the others froze in place. "Everypony claps your hooves!!!" Surprisingly, the ponies stood on their hind legs and clapped their front hooves together, following Deadpool as he clapped his hands that felt similar to a song back home. "Come on ya'll!!! Check it out ya'll!!! How low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to the floor? How low can you go?"

"Yeah," Rainbow Dash said, getting out of the weird dance phase "thanks, but no thanks."

"Aw... you don't like DJ Casper's Cha Cha Slide?"

"You know DJ Casper!?!?!?" Deadpool asked in pure surprise

"Yeah!!! We all know that song, but no one bothers to look up the song AND the artist!!!"

"I know, right!!!"

"Especially how the radio plays the same song over & over!!!"

"It's so annoying!!! I'm tired of hearing them over & over, again & again, everyday!!!" The two stared at each other a bit. The three other ponies blinked once and somehow, both the human and the mare had top hats with monocles.

"The name's Pinkie Pie."

"Deadpool, it's quite elegant to meet you madame." The three ponies rubbed their eyes and somehow, both sat on chairs at a fancy looking table, complete with a vase filled with flowers, napkins, and a tea set. The two were dressed in tuxedos while sipping tea.

"I've never meet such a fine creature like you." Deadpool said "You are the one & only Pinkie Pie, am I right?"

"Oui," Pinkie replied "That is correct, my strange but good sir."

"y'know," Applejack whispered to the pegasi "for both being so random, this is quite tame for them."

"TAME!?!?!?" Both Pinkie and Deadpool yelled

"You wish for Craziness!?!?!?" Pinkie asked

"WE'LL GIVE YOU CRAZINESS!!!" Deadpool finished. They both flipped the table together. Pinkie pulled out her party canon and fired at her friends, covering them in confetti!!! Deadpool jumped onto her back and the two ran away!!! Everyone stood with wide open eyes with small pupils.

"You had to say something." Dash commented to Applejack.

Twilight stood in front of her castle as a swarm of ponies stood around it, each asking what happened with Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom.

"Everypony," Twilight ordered "Calm down! Look, we should all know that Rainbow Dash trains a lot. She may have done a Sonic Rainboom as part of her training routine or as a way to make up a new trick."

"If that's it," a lone unicorn said "Then why was there a red blur in front of her?"

"Well... she may... uh... have had... a couple of... APPLES!!! Yep! She had apples in front of her!"

"Why?" A small foal asked

"For... a snack!"

"Oh yeah," A familiar unicorn said, walking up to Twilight "or it's perhaps you meet MY HUMAN!!!"

"LYRA!?!?!?"

"Yeah! You meet him alright!!! You meet Deadpool!!! You took him from me!!!"

"LYRA!!!" a beige coated, pigment blue mane with a rose pink streak, cerulean eyes, and a cutie mark of three wrapped up candies yelled from the crowd "Stop embarrassing yourself!!! There's no such things as humans!!!"

"THEY DO EXIST!!! He wore red!!! Had a mask with white eyes in black spots!!! He even wore a belt buckle with his own face on it!!! Why I summoned him and-" Lyra monologued on how she meet Deadpool early that day. Twilight turned her eyes and saw a familiar pink pony with a familiar human: Pinkie Pie and Deadpool ran into Sugar Cube Corner, both laughing very maniacally!!! Twilight began to sweat hard, turning back to Lyra. "And he teleported out of my face!!! He is here somewhere!"

"Hold on," a stallion said "I saw something that looked like what you described! Princess Twilight and her friend Fluttershy were carrying that!"

"Yeah," Another stallion said. Twilight was now sweating like a water fall. "Lyra... you're crazy!!! Mistaking something like that for a real human. Princess, that's an awesome prop! Are you doing anything with it?"

"Me?" Twilight asked "well... that was a gift for... Celestia!!! Yeah! She needed something to hold onto her accessories, so that was going to be her personal holding stuff."

"See Lyra: you're always making stuff up just to become popular!"

"But I-" Lyra stuttered a bit

"C'mon guys," a pegasus mare said "let's get out of here." The whole town left to do their own thing. Lyra stood with her mouth wide open, she turned and gave Twilight a death stare.

"Where is he?" Lyra asked

"Him?" Twilight responded with a grin "He's in a place where you'll NEVER find him."

Pinkie and Deadpool shut the door to Pinkie's room. Gummy was the only thing in there, but it stood there stupidly, not even acknowledging that a human was there. Deadpool tried to poke one of it's eyes. The alligator simply bit his finger before he could do anything. Deadpool lifted his hand back, with the alligator still biting it, and he tried to shake off the toothless alligator, but was surprised to see that it wouldn't let go.

"Silly Gummy," Pinkie said, walking to the two "Don't you know Deadpool is our guest." She reached and, using her mouth, took the alligator off Deadpool's finger by it's tail, taking it away.

"So," Deadpool said very seductively "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Pinkie dropped the Alligator on a nearby drawer. She turned to him, eyes halfway closed

"Why yes," she returned, also seductive like "when should we begin?"

"I say... right now."

"Right now? But... what about-"

"Shush." He placed his finger in her lips, stopping her sentence "I don't know how it'll work either... but... it'll work somehow."

"Ooh... I like that."

"I know... bed or floor?"

"Defiantly the bed."

I feel funny.

I'll get the music ready.

Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy ran to Twilight, right after Lyra left in a fit.

"Twilight!!!" Dash yelled "We got ourselves a situation!!!"

"I know!" Twilight responded "I saw the two!"

"Where are they?" Fluttershy asked.

"In Sugar Cube corner!!!"

"Oh Celestia." Applejack said with widened eyes & shrunken pupils.

"What!?!?" Everyone asked

"uh... I just hope they're not doing it."

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked

"Trust me!!! Ye don't want to know!!!"

"Whatever it is," Dash said "We'll stop them!!!"

"Hopefully they haven't started." The 4 ran into Sugar Cube Corner and ran up the stairs!!! They slowly tiptoed to Pinkie's room, but stopping as they heard 2 things: the sound of bed springs going up & down and the moans of both Deadpool & Pinkie. Applejack covered her mouth with one of her front hooves as her cheeks puffed up!!!

"Oh... sweet... celestia." Twilight said. "Are they... oh... Dash?"

"On it." Rainbow Replied with a disgusted tone. She reached over to the for door knob slowly, not wanting to see what it's inside. She touched it and slowly turned it. All four peered inside.

"AUGH!!!" Deadpool yelled "GET OUT!!!"

"STOP YOU TWO!!!" Fluttershy yelled, closing her eyes "THAT'S NOT HOW CENTAURS ARE MADE!!!"

"Then how are they made?" Pinkie asked.

"Yeah," Deadpool added "we're not even having it." Fluttershy opened her eyes: Deadpool and Pinkie were jumping on Pinkie's bed, both performing many tricks and having a great time. Everyone entered and saw what the two were doing.

"Oh Sweet Celestia!!!" Applejack yelled "Thank Goodness you two weren't doing it!!!"

"What do you think I am?" Deadpool asked while doing a backflip "She's at least 15 years younger than me."

"And I don't think cross species will work." Pinkie added "We were discussing on what we should do."

"The only thing we came up with is revealing myself to these ponies."

"And how will that work?" Dash asked

"BY A PARTY!!!" The duo yelled together with confetti appearing right behind them.

"That... may actually work." Twilight said. The two stopped i midair and looked down at them.

"What do you mean?" Pinkie asked

"A party can calm everypony down, Deadpool can be seen as a friend rather than a threat, and Lyra will see that he's in good hooves with us." Deadpool giggled. "What's so funny?"

"You said 'us'." Deadpool replied. The duo's gravity defy stunt ended, causing the two to land on the bed again and landing on their feet in the process.

"I think I know the pony that can help us out." Pinkie said

"Oh great!!! Say, we should take a-"

"A SELFIE!?!?!?"

"...How'd you know-"

"I read the past 5 chapters."

"Oh... well... SELFIE!!!" Deadpool pulled his camera out and took a pic with Pinkie, both making a widely funny happy face as their faces hit the screen!!! Deadpool sent his pic to Facebook. "So... who is she?"

Expositions. Pony #7: Rarity

Author's Notes:

If you don't know his backstory... then why are you reading this? Read it and play the Dead Island theme while you're at it. (Dramatic piano one) Who will Deadpool meet next? Find out next time!!!

"If we're going over there," Rainbow said "We need a disguise for Deadpool."

"I agree." Twilight added "I told every pony that Deadpool, while Fluttershy and I were dragging him, was a gift for Celestia to hold her accessories."

"Really?" Deadpool asked in an angry tone. "I'm just an accessory holder to her?"

"It could be worse." Fluttershy added "You could've been a statue for her garden."

"... I guess you're right. Wouldn't want the birds to be taking s**ts on me all day."

"I've got the perfect disguise!!!" Pinkie yelled, digging something out of her chest."

"What is it?" Applejack asked!!!

"TA-DA!!!" Pinkie held something out to them.

"You've got to be kidding me." Dash simply said.

Deadpool walked outside with the others, wearing a larger Pinkie Pie costume with Pinkie Duck taped to the front of Deadpool's face. Everyone else walked around him, feeling very stupid about this.

"Alright Pooley," Pinkie said "Just follow my direction and we should be there without everyone knowing."

"This is not going to end well." Dashie murmured to herself.

"Why did we even agree on this?" Twilight asked

"I have no idea about all ya'll," Applejack said surprisingly optimistic like "but Pinkie's plan sure is workin'." Sure enough, not a lot of ponies focused the mysterious 2 legged Pinkie with a Pinkie duck taped to it's face area. Only a couple of ponies looked at it, but shrugged away: most likely a new friend Pinkie made, a minotaur most likely.

"Alright," Pinkie said "to the left... right... back up a bit... Curl it... pull it... bop it!!!"

"HIGH SCORE!!!" Deadpool yelled, carrying Twilight by her tail in a ponytail.

"STOP THAT!!!" Twilight yelled

"We're here!!!" Pinkie shrieked a bit. Fluttershy walked to the door and opened it, letting everyone inside. Instead of walking inside, he fell to his front, to where Pinkie flipped him over, causing him to rip out of the costume, land on his feet, and with Pinkie still duck taped to his face.

"Pinkie." Dash said "You're still on his face."

"We know." The two said together. Pinkie kicked herself off the human, ripping the tape off his face clean, but still on her. Pinkie noticed the tape on her chest area, closed her eyes with a grunt, and a new batch of fur came out, dropping the tape down. Everyone but Deadpool stood there with a questioned look, Deadpool was actually applauding.

"I have got to learn that trick sometime." Deadpool said.

"Who's there?" an elegant voice asked from the second floor. "Is that you, friends?"

"It is!" Pinkie answered with a gleeful cheer "And we brought a new comer!!!"

"A new customer!?!?!? Hold on, just give me a minute!!!"

"I hope Rarity can help someone yer size and shape." Applejack said. Deadpool looked at the farmer.

"You sayin' I'm FAT!?!?!?" Deadpool snapped

"NO!!! Ah- Ah just meant- well, we never had somepony that was shaped like... you."

"OH!!! I SEE!!! RACIST!!!"

"Racist!?!?!?"

"Or, in my case, SPECIES-IST!!!"

"Species-ist!?!?!?"

"Why are you being so rude?" Pinkie asked

"But... I didn't-"

"♫Why do you gotta be so rude?♫" Deadpool sang "♫Don't you know I'm only human too?♫"

"Who's singing down there?" The same voice asked. Some clopping sounds came down, as a super light grey unicorn with a stylish moderate indigo mane & tail entered their area. Deadpool teleported out of nowhere.

"Rairty!!!" Twilight yelled "We're so glad you're here!!!"

"Look," Rainbow Dash said "This is going to sound weird, but we need you to NOT make a dress, but a suit."

"Ooh!!!" Rarity said "A stallion!!! Tell me: is he anything BUT Blue Blood AND Trendor Hoof?"

"You... can say that." Applejack replied

"*Gasp* Where is he!?!?!? What's his name?"

"His name is Deadpool." Fluttershy replied

"And he's behind you!!!" Pinkie added. Rarity turned, only to see a weird red creature tossing itself to her front hooves!

"Notice me Senpai!!!" Deadpool yelled, grabbing onto her hooves "Please... We can work this out together!" Rarity stared down at the human, going from a smile to near blankness fear, with her pupils becoming small. "Senpai?"

"AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!" Rarity screamed, knocking deadpool down to his back! She ran to her kitchen, grabbed a nearby frying pan with her magic, and began to beat Deadpool's head with it very rapidly!!!

"RARITY!!!" Everyone yelled. Rarity stopped a bit, seeing Deadpool's skull had finally been dented and he is on the floor, presumably dead.

"That takes care of that." Rarity said with a sigh of relief. "Can any of you help me take this out to the trash?"

"Rarity!!!" Twilight yelled "that WAS Deadpool!!!"

"...This is the new customer?"

"YES!!!" They all yelled

"Oh... what do we do then?"

"Just give me a minute." Deadpool's voice replied. Rarity jumped, turning around and arming herself with the same frying pan. She stopped as the dent in Deadpool's skull was join away, back to it's original shape. Deadpool stood right back up, fully healed. "Do you do this with every new customer?"

Horrible service if you wanted to be stylish.

Or being so FABULOUS!!!

Rarity backed up from Deadpool, shivering a bit and dropping the frying pan.

"Is he... dangerous?" Rarity asked

"Nah," Dash said "I already beat him up already."

"Only because I allowed you." Deadpool replied

"YOU THREW A BRICK AT ME!!!"

"YOU WERE SPYING!!!" The two locked eyes together, intensely staring at each other. Deadpool's arm reached up and his hand touched her muzzle "BOOP!!!" She made a scrunch face from it. Deadpool ran away a bit, giggling like a madman!

"Truth be told," Twilight said "He acts more like Pinkie Pie rather than a threat."

"So... he can be both?" Rarity asked

"Maybe. We should probably avoid what makes him snap like what we did with Pinkie on accident."

"That inspired the story Cupcakes!!!" Deadpool appeared right between them, carrying them up to his face level.

"...cupakes!?!?!?" Rarity asked

"Don't read unless you're a fan of the Saw films... or torture p**n films."

"...Torture p-"

"With the dresses, please!!!"

"Oh... alright... why do you need something?"

"Tonight," Pinkie said "I'm going to throw a HUGE party for him!!!"

"And I'm going to reveal myself to the public!!!" Deadpool added

"Why didn't you do that?" Rarity asked

"We're not sure how Ponies would react," Applejack answered "fer all we know, they'd burn him on the stake for bein' a witch."

"Nice imagery." Deadpool said.

"Very well then," Rarity said "I'm going to see what I can do. Deadpool, stand still while I measure you thoroughly." Deadpool dropped Rarity onto the floor gently. Rarity pulled out her measuring tape and began to measure ever part of him: legs, arms, chest, butt & yoo-hoo area, and head. "Deadpool?"

"Yes?"

"Is it alright if you can... take your mask off?"

"WHAT!?!?! NO!!!"

"Please?"

"NO!!! N. O!!!"

"... Do it or else you'll look like a woman."

"And miss my chance on being fabulous!?!?!?"

"That's it." Dash said "Get him!!!" All the ponies, including Pinkie, tackled Deadpool hiding him onto the floor.

"YOU B***HES!!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY FACE!?!?!?"

"I can't trust someone who won't show their face!!!" Rarity replied, walking towards his face. "Now, let;s see your Beautiful face!!!" Deadpool struggled ad Rarity used her magic to remove Deadpool's mask. It slowly but steadily came right off. He stopped struggling as everyone got off him and saw his face: it was burnt up really bad, showing more muscle than skin, with some teeth showing.

"Whoah!" Dash said "What happened to you?"

"Were you burnt up?" Applejack asked

"Who did this to you?" Fluttershy asked

"And why?" Twilight added

"Are you a zombie?" Pinkie asked. Rarity looked down at the... hideous beast, but felt empathy for it.

"I-I-I'm so sorry," Rarity said "That was... insensitive of me. I-I-I didn't think that you'd be so-"

"Ugly?" Deadpool asked. They all gasped a bit, seeing the weird, ugly zombie figure talk, but still sounding normal. "Can't blame you. Many always ask what I look like behind the mask. I always tell them 'A Zombie' or 'Michael Jackson', but curiosity gets to them, then, they see... this."

"Well... I, deeply apologize. Who did this?"

"*Sigh* You all really want to know?" They all shook their heads up & down. "Fine. Well, it all started when-"

*One Exposition scene later*

"And that's how I came to Equestria." Deadpool finished. The mane 6 all sat on their haunches with tears coming down their eyes.

"You... poor thing." Fluttershy started

"Your past," Twilight said "So... Tragic!!!"

"How could that happen!!!" Applejack yelled "How could they do that!?!?!?"

"WHY!?!?!?" Rainbow Dash yelled

"I just thought you were born this way!!!" Pinkie yelled

"NOW I FEEL AWFUL!!!" Rarity yelled

"Ladies," Deadpool said "Calm down. Yes, it's tragic, and messed up, but you sometime have to do these things to survive. I should thank them in a strange way, come to think of it." the 6 ran up to him, each giving a hug around his legs.

KICK THEM!!! See how far they'll go!!!

SHUT THE F**K UP!!! We're having an emotional moment thing here

"I'll get that suit ready!!!" Rarity yelled "It'll be the best thing you'll wear!!!"

"Thanks."

"And here's your mask." Rarity levitated the mast to Deadpool. Without a word, Deadpool put his mask on, covering his near zombie looking face.

"TA-DA!!! Rarity?"

"Yes?"

"Would you like to take a selfie?"

"What is that?"

"We've all done it." Fluttershy said, wiping a tear away. "It's a rather pleasant thing to do."

"Oh.. alright then!"

"SELFIE!!!" Deadpool slid over to Rarity with his phone, taking the picture of the 2.

"That's it? Rather simple, if I must say."

"Ah! But you're beauty is forever held in this!"

"Oh! You're such a gentleman!!! Your suit will be ready soon."

DJ Hero Pony # 8: Vinyle Scratch/ DJ Pon-3

A couple of hours passed as Rarity worked on Deadpool's new suit. The only thing Rarity had to do was to keep her sister, Sweetie Belle, from going down stairs and giving her a good night. Deadpool & Pinkie had played at least 8008 games of tic-tac-toe (all ending with a tie), Twilight & Rainbow Dash read at least 4 books of Daring Do, Fluttershy left to babysit some new bunnies, and Applejack returned to her home, mostly to keep her family from worrying where she was at. Rarity entered their room.

"It is finished." She simply said. Everyone got up and went to see Deadpool's new suit: It looked like a tuxedo, but red replaced the white with the exception of the two front pockets, which were shaped to look like Deadpool's eyes, and his belt buckle was shown on both shoulders & back.

"Holy s**t!!!" Deadpool said "That... is... EPIC!!!"

"You like it?"

"No... I LOVE IT!!!"

"How Flattering!!!"

"Now we can get this party started!!!" Pinkie yelled

"But how?" Twilight asked

"Let me handle that. Deadpool?"

"Yes?" the human asked, lowering his head to the mare.

"Get your suit on & wait in Suger Cube's Corner cellar. You'll know my signal."

"Easy enough."

"Just... don't get caught, okay?"

"Got it." Deadpool quickly put on the new suit, seeing how stylish and fitting it was on him. He began to 'sneak' his way around Pontville, though there was barely anyone around with the exception of a few bats, owls, and the moon. "♫Tip-toeing in my Jordans, I done came down Tip-toeing in my Jordans-♫"

"What are you going to do?" Rainbow Dash asked Pinkie

"You'll see," Pinkie replied "I've got an old friend that'll DEFIANTLY help us out."

Some time passed. A unicorn with the same color coat as Rarity's, but spiked up moderate cobalt blue with brilliant cyan stripes with round purple tinted glasses appeared to them with black case that had a red button on it.

"I remember her!!!" Dash yelled "You're from the Canterlot wedding!!!"

"That's right," the unicorn replied with a deeper but still female sounding voice with tomboy in it "Vinyl Scratch, better known as DJ Pon-3. Pinkie invited me to make some music for a friend of hers. Who is this certain somepony, Pinkie?"

"Oh," Pinkie replied "You'll meet him. I'll announce his name, he'll appear onstage with you, and we'll get this party started!!!"

"Sounds great!"

"Need help making a stage?" Twilight asked.

"Nah. Stand back folks." the 4 walked back a few feet. Vinyl pushed the red button with her muzzle; the black case opened, then out popped out a whole stage, complete with 8 feet high loudspeakers, her own stage, two disco balls, a set of records, and three smoke machines.

"How'd you do that?" Rarity asked

"Thanks to your show, I've gained new fans around Equestria! I'm officially the queen of music around here!!!"

"But what about your best friend?" Pinkie asked. Vinyl turned around and lowered her glasses, revealing her purple eyes.

"She's not hip like me." Vinyl put back her glasses and walked onstage. She turned some machinery on, activating her booth. Some music began to play, but at a rather low volume. She turned a nozzle and the music started to get louder as it turned. Some ponies opened up their windows & door and began to look outside to see what was making that noise, but were surprised to see a DJ booth up with music playing. Pinkie walked up to the stage and picked up a microphone on Vinyl's booth.

"Come on Everypony!!!" Pinkie exclaimed "It's a party for a new friend and resident of Ponyville!!!"

Deadpool hanged out in the bottom of the basement. He was hearing what they she was saying.

I love this song!!!

Do you even know what it's called?

... is it from DJ Hero?

No. It's 'generic techno' #9001

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!" Deadpool yelled.

"Did you hear something?" A female voice asked

"I do," a male replied "I believe it's coming from that DJ booth outside."

"Oh Sweetie, don't you think we should help the children sleep?"

"I think so too dearie, but... I don't think there'll be a problem for the twins to stay up a few extra hours."

"I hope you're right."

Close call there.

"Attention everypony!!!" Pinkie's amplified voice announced through the loudspeakers.

OH!!! It's almost Showtime!!!

"Thank you all for coming to this near last minute party! I apologize for ruining your sleep time, but I thank Vinyl, my close friends, and our newest friend AND New resident here in ponyville!!! Fillies and Gentlecolts, please, clap your hooves for someone out of this world: DEADPOOL!!!

"It's showtime." Deadpool simply said. In a puff of red smoke, he disappeared from the basement and landed onstage, standing next to Pinkie and in front of Vinyl!!! The whole crowd gasped at the sight of Deadpool. Vinly stopped the music and took her glasses off, also surprised at the sight of Deadpool. A whole minute of silence stood, as Deadpool stood there. Pinkie walked next to him, still carrying the microphone.

"Mr. Deadpool, care to say anything?" Deadpool swiped the Microphone from Pinkie.

"Hola a todos! Mi nombre es Deadpool, y he venido aquí para salvar a poco la trama de todos los presentes de los rostros del mal en esta hermosa tierra !!!" All the ponies scratched their heads, not even sure what he said. "That was español for 'Hello, I'm Deadpool and I'm awesome, sexy, & the newest hero since Mare-Do-Well'." More silence came from the crowd. Pinkie began to stomp her hooves to the ground, flowed by Twilight, Rairty, & Rainbow Dash. Applejack and Fluttershy began to stomp theirs in the crowd, then everypony followed.

"Okay then," Vinyl simply said, putting her glasses back on. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!" Deadpool teleported next to her, causing her to jump from her spot.

"Deadpool style!!!" Deadpool added, taking her spot. He grabbed a record, put it on the track player, and began the music. Vinyl watched as Deadpool was acting very much like a DJ: He applied the right amount of pressure onto the disks to perform a scratch in the music, faded the music enough to when it went to another song, and had the enthusiasm a DJ needed with the crowd ACTUALLY Cheering and dancing to the music!!! Vinyl growled a bit and pushed him away! The crowd stopped, saw what was happening, and gasped.

"What's your problem? I'm the only DJ here!!!" Deadpool got right back up

"What's my problem!?!?!? I'm the guest of honor here, and I was helping the crowd get amped up while showing MY skills as a Dj."

"HEY!!! I'm the Queen of Dj here!!! I'm the best in Equestria!!!"

"Oh yeah! I'm the best from where I come from!!!" the two stared down at each other.

"Are you challenging me to a DJ battle?"

"Yes."

"You think you can defeat me?"

"No... I'm going to DETHRONE YOU!!!"

"Oh it.. is... ON!!!" The stage activated, opening another DJ booth to Vinyl's on it's right side. The two walked to their booths: Vinyl on the left and Deadpool on the right. The two stared down at each other more.

"Looks like it's a DJ BATTLE!!!" Pinkie announced on the microphone "New Comer, Deadpool, will be battling against the queen of DJs herself: DJ Pon-3!!! Who'll win? You Decide who did their job better!!!" The crowd cheered. Both Vinyl and Deadpool picked out their tracks and began their battle!!!

*One vigorous DJ battle later*

Both Deadpool and Vinyl panted very hard, sweating like waterfalls. The crowd cheered for their music and battle!!! The two walked to each other.

"You know," Deadpool said, taking a deep breath "you weren't so bad, even without having fingers."

"Thanks." Vinyl replied "I hate to admit, but you really have a great sense of beats, even for me."

"Thanks. Truce?" Deadpool lifted one of his hands over to Vinyl. Vinly picked up one of her hooves and began to shake Deadpool's hand.

"Truce."

"The polls are in." Pinkie said, opening up a card. "And the winner is... IT'S A TIE!!!"

"A TIE!?!?!?" the two yelled

"Yeah! Everypony loved your music SO MUCH, that neither of you won nor lost!!! Vinyl: you can stay as the DJ queen of Equestria. Deadpool: you have now grown to be up to her level on the dot. What do you say?" The two looked at each other, lowered their eyelids and smiled.

"What do you say?" Vinyl asked "Wanna go another round?"

"Kinda." Deadpool replied "but not as a battle, but a duo."

"My thoughts exactly." Deadpool's booth went away. they both walked to Vinyl's booth and stood next to each other. The crowd cheered for the two, as Deadpool picked up a track and Vinyl placed it inside.

"Before we start, is it alight if we take a selfie together?"

"Fine by me!"

"SWEET!!!" Deadpool picked up his phone and took a picture of the two together with the huge background right behind them!!! "I just now wonder how everyone back home is doing?"

"Think about that tomorrow. For now, we got a crowd to please."

"On it!"

"Let's DO THIS!!!" They both yelled, blasting another song that made the ponies cheer even louder.

Author's Notes:

Imagine the battle like this, but ending with a tie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGsmFiTANKo

and the duo went like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuzMYypMHcw

Who will Deadpool meet next? Find out next time!!!

Wonderful Day, eh? Pony #9: Princess Luna.

"WAKE UP WADE!!!" A demanding male voice yelled. Deadpool woke up and looked around him: he was no longer in Ponyville, let alone the stage that he and Vinyl were on, but he was in a small cubicle with a computer on one of the walls on a desk, some pens & pencils in a holder, a coffee mug that says 'stay focused', a picture of him with the EQG Pinkie Pie in what seems to be a wedding, and pills. Deadpool looked up: it was his old buddy Cable, but he didn't have the metal parts on him nor having his huge @$$ gun anywhere, only him in a suit with glasses.

"Cable?" Deadpool asked

"I told you for the last time: Get those papers signed or YOU'RE FRIED!!!" Cable threw some papers right at Deadpool's face and left. Deadpool sat for a minute. He got up and ran somewhere else! Everywhere he saw, cubicles at every turn, all his friends, enemies, and acquaintances were in the cubicles, sitting on their chairs, looking on their computers, answering phones, and not wearing their spandex costumes, but instead either business suits or dresses!!! He looked ahead and saw a water cooler: perhaps some water could help clear things out a bit? Deadpool took one of the paper cups and had himself a drink. In the corner of his eyes, he saw a familiar face.

"LOGAN!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled. His old 'pal' Logan was carrying some papers, as he too had the same attire as the rest of the others, but his hair style was now more trimmed rather than looking like his mask.

"Oh! Why hello Wade!" Logan replied in a Canadian accent "Wonderful day we're having, eh?"

"What's with the accent?"

"Born with this, eh. Want to go to the hockey game after this, eh?"

"What? NO!!! Where am I?"

"You work in the offices of Weapon X, eh. We make $8.53 an hour, eh. You took this job to support your wife and child, eh."

"I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILD!?!?!?"

"WADE!!!" A familiar voice yelled. He turned and saw Pinkie from the Equestria girls universe in trashy looking clothing with a baby wrapped in a blanket. "I thought you'd said you'd take me out to dinner, not mess around with the coworkers."

"Soory for that, eh." Logan apologized.

"Is that... a baby?" Deadpool asked

"It is!" Pinkie replied "YOU'RE SON!!!" She opened the blanket and Deadpool looked inside: the baby had the face of Justin Beiber!!!

"NO! THIS CAN'T BE!!! WIFE & GAY SHE-MALE CHILD!?!?!? CRAPPY OFFICE JOB WITH LOW PAY!?!?!? RESPONSIBILITIES!?!?!?!? I'M IN HELL!!!"

"And taxes, eh." Logan added

"NNNNNOOOOOO!!!"

"BE GONE FOUL IMAGES!!!" an even more authoritative female voice yelled. A Blue blast came and faded the whole office away. Deadpool looked up and saw what was another pony coming from a flash of white; it was female, whole body was dark blue with a mane that looked like the night shy & seemed to move on it's own, had a weird blotch on it's flank with a white crescent moon in it, and had both the wings of a pegasus & horn of a unicorn.

"Oh thank f***ing lord!!! Princess Luna, right?"

"Yes. We are Princess Luna; the princess of the night. Deadpool, we have came to you to-"

"How'd I fall to sleep?"

"... what?"

"HOW... DID... I... FALL... TO... SLEEP?"

"Oh... Thouest stage dived off the platform and all ponies made a hold, causing you to fall onto the floor and became unconscious."

"...Really? What a load of Bulls***!!!"

"Anyways, Deadpool; We have heard about your arrival and what you've done lately. Thouest quest isn't admirable, nor villainous, but we need thee to take what thouest call 'selfies' with Everypony imaginable!!!"

"Wait!?!?!? I have to take a selfie with EVERYPONY!?!?!?"

"Yes! And Anything that isn't necessarily a pony."

"God Da**it!!!"

"But, thouest can take a 'selfie' with a group to make thy joinery shorter."

"...At least that's good news."

"And thy took a selfie with thee unconscious body."

"YOU B***H!!!"

"Relax. We didn't take thou's mask off."

"... alright then... I'll give you that. Say, where are my two buddies?"

"Does thouest mean the different colored self with different colored words?"

"YEAH!!! Those 2!!!"

"Right over there." She pointed to the right with one of her front hooves. Deadpool looked over: both his sides were playing poker together. His logical self was blue in color and wore very nerdy looking glasses, while his fun self was yellow-orange in color with weird Al inspired hair sticking out of the back of his head.

"GUYS!!! Where were you both at!?!?!?"

Playing Poker

Playing poker

"Thy selves are... interesting." Luna commented

"That's just them, Princess Moon cheeks."

"...Moon cheeks? What does that even-" Before she could finish, the yellow Deadpool teleported right behind her and slapped her flank! Luna looked up & froze; her eyes widened while her pupils shrunk and she blushed a bit.

DRUM SOLO!!! Together now!!!

The yellow played the famous drum solo on Luna's flank from a certain Phil Collins song...

"♫And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord!!!♫" Deadpool sang

♫Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord!!!♫

♫I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord!!!♫

Luna's whole face became red. She lifted her backlegs and and bucked the yellow deadpool in the face.

"SHUT UP!!!" Luna yelled. All three Deadpool's huddled together out of fear. "THOUEST WILL NOT SLAP THY PLOT ANYMORE!!! THY HAS TAKEN THEE TO AN ARE TO BEGIN THY'S QUEST WHEN THEY WAKES UP!!!

"And when is that?" Deadpool asked with fear

"NOW!!!" The whole place began to light up!!!

Author's Notes:

For the rest of these chapters... YOU DECIDE WHO DEADPOOL WILL MEET NEXT!!!

Where are the other 2 at? Pony # 10, and 11: Doctor Whooves and Derpy Hooves

Author's Notes:

Deadpool is encountered by the couple themselves: Doctor and Derpy Hooves!!! Perhaps the 2 really are like how the fandom thinks of them... or not? Who will Deadpool meet next? You decide!!!

"PRINCESS MOON CHEEKS!?!?!?" Deadpool snorted. He looked at his surroundings: he was inside what was most likely another pony's home, but not any of the Mane 6's home. He found himself on a pretty small bed, with his knees sticking out of the bed and 2 blankets trying to cover him whole. the sun hit him in the eyes, it was most likely the morning. He got up and looked through the windows: ponies walked around everywhere with a few pegasi flying by his window. Yep. He was still in Equestria. He looked at a picture next to him and picked it up: it was a family photo with a brown stallion with an even darker brown mane, a pink unicorn mare with a more purple mane holding a smaller unicorn that had a grey coat with yellow mane, and a grey pegasus with the small unicorn's features, but having more crossed eyes.

HA HA!!! That one's stupid!!!

HEY!!! We don't know what she's really like! She's a mother! For all we know, she's really determined to do the right thing help her children to both become model citizens and make a name for themselves!!!

Oh come on, we've seen her MANY times in the show: she's really the reason why we love it!

Oh!?!?! Really? We can say she's really clumsy AND, I will admit, may be the brightest of the bunch, but she's AT LEAST not a d****bag like you!!!

WHY YOU LITTLE-

A small creak was made. Deapool looked up and saw the same, grey coat, yellow mane, cross eyed pegasus staring at him at the doorway.

"Good morning Mr. Deadpool." the pegasus announced herself in a voice that would sound similar to a dumb blonde girl back home. "My husband and I saw you sleeping on the floor, and we dragged you back to our home. When you're ready, please, come downstairs, breakfast is downstairs." She trotted away, humming herself a tune.

Well... we don't want to be rude about it, do we?

Breakfast actually does sound nice. We haven't anything ALL DAY YESTERDAY!!!

"I'm sure we can go another day." Deadpool said to his self with confidence. A rumbling came from his stomach. "...Alright... we'll get a quick bite with this family."

YAY!!!

YAY!!!

Deadpool exited the room. He noticed that the house he was in was a 2 story house, complete wit stairs. For what it looked like, he was probably in a guest room, while there was a room for the couple and a room for the two others in the picture, with some restrooms, of course. He quickly went down the stairs and saw the hello tail of the pegasus went into another room. Peering over the corner, Deadpool saw the Pegasus was inside a dining room area, holding a brown paper bag in her mouth and placing it on the table. Deadpool felt tapping right behind him.

"Ahem." A voice said similar to David Tennant. Deadpool turned around and saw the same stallion in the photo. "May I ask why you're trying to sneak around here?"

"Hubby!!!" The pegasus yelled "Did you meet Deadpool? He was the guest of honor last night AND the same character we dragged into our guest room."

"Oh yes. I remember his annoying snoring."

"Don't play like that. Remember YOU'RE annoying snoring?"

"Honey: not in front of guests."

"Still trying to defend your ego. You're so silly. Come, I made us breakfast." Deadpool and the stallion walked over to their chair and sat next to each other. Deadpool noticed that, from what it looks like, the other two ponies weren't here.

"So..." he began "where are the other two at?"

"What?" the stallion asked

"I saw your family portrait and those two aren't here right now. Where are they?"

"You mean my children?" The mare asked "Well, Dinky, the small one, is in school right now, and Amethyst star, the other one, is currently working at the jewelry shop around here."

"Ah! And what are your names?"

"Oh dear! We forgot to introduce ourselves, honey. My Name is Derpy hooves, and this is my husband, Time Turner."

"Charmed." Time Turner replied

"Strange," Deadpool commented "I thought your name would be 'Doctor Whooves'."

"...why?"

"Back where I come from, you look, and by the sound of it, like David Tennant from the show 'Doctor Who'. You wouldn't know anything about time travel, would you?"

"..What!?!?!? No! I fix clocks and keep a tight schedule for everything."

"Like?"

"Breakfast is up pose to be at least 3 minutes and 12 seconds. You've GREATLY expanded that with your constant questioning."

"Honey!" Derpy yelled "Please, stop with your time reminding to guests!"

"Oh! I'm sorry, I'm just waiting to see if he'll comment your eyes!!!" Derpy gasped at his comment. Deadpool looked at the two.

"Whoah," he said "Look, I do see that your wife's eyes are a bit crooked, but, other than that, there seems to be nothing wrong with her."

"Really!?" the couple asked

"Yeah. Truth be told, it actually makes her cute."

"You... think I'm cute with these eyes?" Derpy asked

"Yeah! And you work as a mailman, right?"

"Mailmare. And how did you know-"

"That takes a LOT of hard work! You have two kids and You're trying your best to support them!!!"

"What abut me?" Time turner asked

"You: you're the man of the house!!! Fixing clocks? F**k if I know how they work, but YOU do it!!! You both fit together!!!"

"...wow... are you a psychologist?"

"Nah, I just watch a lot of movies. Stay away from Happy Madison movies though, Adam Sandler runs it and he destroy's comedians comedy."

"...ok."

"How can we repay you?" Derpy asked

"For what?"

"For giving us moral support."

"Only 3 things: 1) a couple of your so called 'bits'."

"Done."

"2) a bag of muffins to go. I don't want any of you to see my ugly jaw and feel like I'm a liar.

"Understandable." Time replied

"and 3) a selfie with you 2."

"...What's a selfie?" Both asked

"It's a picture with you two from this magical device called... 'a cellphone'." he pulled out his cellphone and showed it to the couple.

"That sounds lovely." Deroy replied

"Let's just make it quick." Time turner said with a bit of a paranoid voice. Deadpool teleported in between the two on his knees.

"SELFIE!!!" A picture was taken with Derpy doing her cute smile while Time Turner was doing the exact opposite. "Sweet!"

"Here's your bits and muffins." Derpy said in a muffled voice, holding another brown bag in her mouth, but in one of her front hooves, was a small pile of bits.

"Thanks!" Deadpool walked to the front door. He stopped and gave a weird symbol with his hands. "Live long and prosper."

"Tell my children you meet us!"

"Will do... eventually!!!" Deadpool quickly opened the door, exited, and closed the door. Time turner stood there a bit.

"Derpy." Time Turner said.

"Yes dear?" Derpy asked

"Get the T.A.R.D.I.S. ready."

Not so annoying here. Dragon #1: Spike

Unaware of the couple, Deadpool was still at their door with his ear on their door, listening to what they're saying.

OH S**T!!! IT'S DOCTOR WHO!!!

Do you know anything of that?

Yeah I do!!! It's a british Bill & Ted knockoff.

Ugh! Dumb***, it existed before Bill & Ted; it was made in 1963.

Wait, really?

Yes.

Then... that means... MY GOD!!! THE ILLUMINATI IS BEHIND THIS!!!

N***A!!!

"Hello?" a voice asked. Deadpool screamed like a woman, causing him to trip and fall into the bushes next to the house. He looked up and saw Twilight had snuck up on him. "Oh! I'm so sorry Deadpool. How were the Hooves family?"

"Splendid." He replied, trying not to be so surprised

"Why were you sneaking around their house then? You know what they're like, right?"

Tell her about the Illuminati!!!

SHUT THE F**K UP WITH THE ILLUMINATI BULLS**T!!!

"Are we done yet?" a young boyish sounding voice asked

"Almost. Spike, meet Deadpool. Deadpool, Spike." Deadpool turned his head down more forward and saw the purple with green scaled baby dragon.

"Hello Mr. Deadpool, I'm Spike, the-"

"DRAGON!!!" Deadpool yelled. He teleported in a puff of smoke and football kicked the dragon, sending him past a napping Rainbow Dash on a cloud, and half way across Ponyville.

"DEADPOOL!!!" Twilight yelled angrily "SPIKE ISN'T DANGEROUS!!!"

"I know," Deadpool replied "he was annoying."

"...WHAT!?!?!?"

"LET'S GET HIM!!! (I need to see how far he went though)" Deadpool teleported away, following the airborne Spike. He stopped and landed on one of the roofs, seeing a black dot in the sky that was Spike. "Where will he land?"

Well, by the looks of your kick and force, you kicked him up in the air at a near perfect 75 degrees with perhaps-

"English, dude!"

Alright. He'll land in the market area. I suggest you keep listening to-

Nah!!! Let's just catch him like the football he is!!!

"Great idea myself!!!" He teleported into the market, ironically, next to a football stand. The screams of Spike falling became louder and louder by the second. "Can I borrow this stuff for a sec? I gotta save a Dragon's life."

"Sure." a tan colored stallion replied. Deadpool put on the torso and helmet on. Deadpool prepared himself, as Spike was falling right to him!!! He felt the force of the small dragon hitting his chest, causing him to roll in circles across the floor a bit, but landed on his feet, with an unconscious Spike in his arms.

"WOO!!! YEAH!!! TOUCHDOWN!!! IGN: 10 OUT OF 10!!! SUCK IT LOGAN!!!" He stopped and saw the crowd stare at him awkwardly. "uh... hoofball." All the stallions cheered with him at the mention of Equestria's form of American Football. Spike began to groan a bit.

"What happened?" the dragon asked

"Spike!" Deadpool yelled, acting like a father "How many times did Twilight tell you that you can't fly!!! I know it sucks, but you gotta deal with it."

"Why are you in Hoofball gear?"

"I saved your life!"

"Oh... Really!?!?!?"

"I did indeed!!! No need to thank me!!!"

"WOW!!! You're like... A Superhero!!!

"That's what I am."

"REALLY!?!?!? Can we... hang out?"

"Aren't we doing that already?"

"OH! You're right! Hey, I now a place where we can hang out at. Follow me!"

"Alright, just let me return this Hoofball equipment I borrowed to save your life."

"Alright, let's make it quick, come on!!!"

After a quick drop off of the Hoofball equipment, the duo went to Ponyville's park. Many mares and stallions were there, some having a picnic, others on dates, and a couple just hanging out together as friends. There's no doubt that some of the ponies stared at Deadpool with Spike, who sat down at a random bench. Deadpool pulled out the bag Derpy gave him and pulled out some muffins for the two to share. Spike enjoyed his muffin (a delicious chocolate chip) but watched Deadpool lift the bottom of his mask to eat his. Spike stared at the very messed up looking jaw. Deadpool looked back and saw the dragon staring at him.

"Eat your Veggies and you won't get this." Deadpool simply stated before taking his first bite (banana nut flavor). Spike didn't respond, but was mentally scarred for life; Eat his veggies or be ugly like Deadpool, now that was a bit disturbing.

"So... beautiful day we're having." Spike simply said, not trying to acknowledge Deadpool's scarred bottom lips.

"It is."

"How long have you been here?"

"This is my second day."

"Oh... You meet Twilight and her friends?"

"Yep."

"How were they?"

"Fluttershy made me 'Dawwed' a bit, Twilight was a complete nerd, Rainbow Dash kicked me a**, Applejack helped me get my finger flipping arm back, Pinkie Pie & I had a great time, and Rarity made me a bad*** suit."

"Oh... meet any pony else."

"Well, Lyra summoned me, which is why I'm here. There was that DJ, Vinyl Scratch, from Last night. She's pretty cool to hang out with, I guess. then I meet Princess Mooncheeks."

"Mooncheeks?"

"Sorry, I mean Princess Luna."

"PRINCESS LUNA!?!?!?!? You meet Princess Luna in your dream!?!?!?"

"Yeah. As I was saying, she-"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! She usually appears to foals in dreams, but with you, THAT'S AN HONOR AMONG HONORS!!!"

"...really?"

"Yeah!!! What did she tell you? What is your mission?"

"Well... she told me to-"

"SPIKE!!!" Twilight's voice yelled. Deadpool jumped a bit and put his mask back on. Twilight ran and grabbed Spike, snuggling him like how Fluttershy did to Deadpool's head. She turned his attention and gave Deadpool a death stare.

"Twilight!" Spike yelled "You won't believe it!"

"I would. Deadpool kicking you to the town market? That's just messed up."

"What? No, Luna came into his dream."

"Wait... Princess Luna!?!?!?"

"Yeah!"

"Princess Luna, the princess of the night AND dream master, went into Deadpool's dream."

"That's what he said."

"It's true." Deadpool acknowledged.

"Oh," Twilight said, not believing him "And what did Princess Luna told you?"

"That I have to take a selfie with everypony."

"...a selfie... with... everypony?"

"That's what she said."

"Right... I'll send in a letter to Luna and see if what you're telling is the truth."

"Go ahead."

"You're... serious?"

"Go right ahead." The two stared at each other a bit.

"Fine! I guess you're telling the truth."

"SWEET!!!"

"Quick question." Spike began.

"yes?"

"Did you really kick me?"

"yes."

"wow... how high did I go?"

"R. Kelly would've been proud."

"I... don't get it."

"Doesn't matter. Let's capture this GOOD memory together, what do you say?"

"Uh... sure." Deadpool picked up the dragon in one of his arms.

"SELFIE!!!" a Picture was snapped. Deadpool looked up at his phone: 13% was left "AW C***!!! Where can I go to recharge my phone!?!?!?

Author's Notes:

DAMN YOU APPLE!!! Where should Deadpool go and who will he meet next?

Satan appears. Only Draconequus: Discord.

"Deadpool!" A more kindly voice yelled for him. Deadpool turned around and saw Fluttershy running towards him. Fluttershy stopped near his feet. "I was looking for you!

"What's wrong?" Deadpool asked

"Nothing's wrong. I was looking for you to introduce one of my other friends."

"Let me take a guess here: Angel?" Fluttershy nodded her head in a 'no' way "Harry?" another nod "The Cutie Mark Crusaders?"

"You're actually close."

"... hold up... I think I got it... BABS!!!"

"OH FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!!" A voice boomed. The clouds darkened the sky, lightning stuck near Deadpool's feet, and a figure rose from his shadow. It looked like Deadpool's shadow stood up in front of him, but an antler, a horn, a muzzle with a large tooth sticking out, with a tail, and growing to be about 8 feet high!!!

"Oh! Discord!!!"

How is he a Cutie Mark Crusader?

I think the comics are canon in this world as well.

oh... think other famous O.C.s like Fluffle Puff can be here?

And make our quest longer? I hope not.

JINXED!!!

"Discord," fluttershy squeaked "was the introduction necessary?"

"A lot of things with me are necessary!" Discord replied while slithering around Deadpool, nearly constricting him like a snake "First impressions count as they say."

"Indeed." Deadpool replied, teleporting out of the constrictor and sitting on the bench in a relaxed position "Name's Deadpool, 'Merc with a Mouth' back where I come from, 'the guys that made the infamous Cupcakes' on the internet, and 'El Pollo Loco' in Mexico." Discord teleported next to him, also in a relaxed sitting position.

"Well then, I take it my introductions aren't needed at all, am I right?"

"Why yes, my fair good sir."

"Oh my! You are a gentleman to a gentle man!"

"Did you really have to bring Discord along?" Twilight asked

"Well," Fluttershy replied "He was curious about last night. He said that he was in one of the trees, watching Deadpool and Vinyl battling each other."

"wait, how come nopony saw him?"

"No, he was IN the tree."

"Oh!!! That makes sense." They heard Discord snap and a loud CRUNCH. Turning their heads, they saw a massive piles of tacos!!! Deadpool popped out of the pile, followed by Discord, but both were busy stuffing their faces with the tacos around them.

"OH MAN!!!" Deadpool said with a mouthful in his mouth and tears coming out of his eyes "THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL MOMENT IN MY LIFE!!!"

"I know what'll be better!" Discord yelled

"What!?!?!?"

"GIANT TACO MONSTERS!!!"

"*Gasp*!!! WITH US HAVING WEAPONS!?!?!?"

"AND FLUTTERSHY & HER FRIENDS FORMING A GIANT ROBOT TOGETHER!?!?!!?"

"DIRECTED BY MICHEAL BAY!?!?!?"

"AND WE'RE NOW WOMEN!!!" The two yelled together.

"I'm scared now." Spike commented. Discord snapper his finger: the Human and Draconequus, in a puff of smoke, were now women, as Discord, being a female Draconequus, had much lighter colors, a more delicate shaped muzzle, & long, white hair while Deadpool had a long ponytail coming out of the back of his/her mask, wasn't as muscular, but had, to make up for it, size F-G... boobs. Fluttershy, Twilight, and Spike stared at the two gender swapped people.

Oh...my... God... LOOK AT OUR KNOCKERS!!!

I hate to admit it, but this a dream FINALLY FULFILLED!!!

"Just look at how fab we are!" Deadpool said in a much sexier voice, female voice.

"I agree." the female Discord replied. "I think we've just out-fabulized Rarity!!!"

"I hate to see her face with us!!!" The sky began to darken, and, while looking up, they saw UFO's in the sky with what appears to be the Taco Bell Logo on each ship.

"Alright ladies," another human male enter, with a sort of leather looking face, medium sized curly hair, and in a suit. "Here's the deal: these are Alien Taco creatures I was going to use in the Ninja Turtles film earlier, but I then placed it in here: Dora the Explorer!!!"

"DORA THE EXPLORER!!!" Fem-Pool yelled "B***H!!! YOU ALREADY DESTROYED TRANSFORMERS AND TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! IS YOUR TYRANNY NEVER GONNA END!?!?!?"

"Hey, the other chick brought me here to make this film. Put these on." Michael Bay there them skin tight jumpsuits with what appears to be military looking, sponsoring Pepsi, and complete with Boobie shaped machine guns with the American Flag painted on it.

"You know I joked about bringing him in, right?"

"I actually didn't." Fem-Cord replied

"And," the evil director said "to make this all better, I've place land mines everywhere, the taco monsters are filled with TNT while operated by some Japanese babies in Tokyo that they made about a week ago, and we'll edit this to be my favorite afternoon shot."

"You're a monster!" Fem-Pool yelled

"Oh, and here's what you'll battle with when not using my specially made machine guns." He handed them what looked like spears, but repainted to look like, what else, the American flag, but with a brand by Busweiser on it. "Now... ACTION!!!"

The two fem fatals charged at the alien taco monsters coming down from the sponsored by Taco Bell UFO's in slow motion. Due to how terribly stupid this is, we will skip this whole segment, as it contains nothing but mindless action, racist and stupid dialogue, ECT. But, all the ponies in Equestira could see was this: A super masculine male and a super hot but dumb woman wearing military looking outfits on top of a new car, waving around their own American Flag around with, upon closer inspection, has every single mega corporation brand in it, followed by some airplanes flying right behind them, leaving behind explosions that form the pattern of Uncle Sam impaling every single country's leader with an American flag as he rides on a soaring Eagle that, in it's talons, has both an elephant and a Donkey, all happening while in an almost never ending sunset. At least... that's the best interpretation anypony could say.

Deadpool and Discord, both tired out and beaten while on top of a mountain of Taco monster corpses that are slowly dissolving to Mountain Dew, take their breaths. Satan (Michael Bay if you don't know) came up to them and slowly applauded.

"That was the best thing I've seen." He said "And for that, here's your check." He handed out a check for the two. Fem-Pool and Fem-Cord got up and took their check, looking at it.

"WHAT!?!?!?" The two yelled "20 DOLLARS!?!?!?"

"Oh come on, that's at least, I don't know, a couple hundred here. Perhaps I could make a movie off this Franchise... yeah... My Little Pony: Friendship is Manly."

"THAT'S ALREADY A VIDEO!!!" Fem-Pool yelled

"Shall I get rid of him?" Fem-Cord asked

"Yeah... but first." Fem-Pool pulled out a stylized purse with the Canadian flag on it.

"OOH! Let me join!!!" Fem-Cord pulled out her purse with what looked like it was made from Cotton Candy. The two knocked Michael Bay down to the ground and began to hit him with it, surprised to see how he cowered so easily, begging not to be hurt while the song "Whoop that Trick" played. After nearly a full two minutes, Michael was now unconscious from the purse beating.

"Shall I?" Fem-Cord asked

"Do it." Fem-Pool replied. Fem cord snapped her fingers, sending the evil dictator back to his homeland, but in a new area... A Palestinian Territory!!!

"Oh no!"

"'Oh no'? Oh no what?"

"My spell won't last long. We'll soon be men again!"

"Oh... it was... fun... at least."

"The taco army?"

"NO! Beating up the single most Evil man in all worlds!!! Look, how about... we do something that'll be much better?"

"Like what?"

"Oh, just wait and see!"

A few minutes later:

Fem-Cord made a stage for everypony to see. Fem-Cord and Fem-Pool hid behind the curtain. Fem-Pool had a red dress on with a long, yellow wig on her head while Fem-Cord had a green dress on with a, though shorter than Fem-pool's, long brown wig on her head.

"You know," Fem-Cord began "after this song, we're going straight back, right?"

"Yeah," Fem-Pool replied, pulling out her phone. "say... want to take a selfie while we're so fabulous!"

"Oh yes!"

"Yeah... this may be my last selfie... forever."

"Why?"

"Only have... 2% left."

"Well let me do this!" Fem-Cord snapped her eagle claw. The phone glowed a bit and, in a puff of smoke, a weird device was on it's back. "Ta-Da!!! Now it's both Solar AND Lunar powered!!!"

"This... is AMAZING!!!"

"No need to thank me. Let's take that Selfie!!!"

"Alright!!!" Both got into their picture, making a... duckface (Though Fem-Cord made their lips actually duckbills for this, before going back instantaneously.). the curtains opened, and everyone saw the two fabulous women inside.

"Is that Discord and Deadpool?" Rarity asked

"Sadly," Twilight replied "they are."

"They're... so... FABULOUS!!!" Music began to play.

"♫ You can dance!♫" the two sang "you can jive!!! Having the time of your life!!! Ohhh, See that girl! Watch that scene! Diggin' the Dancing Queen!♫"

Author's Notes:

If any of you don't know, I am born in America and, I won't lie, I am a bit prideful of where I live, but I REALLY DO find Michael Bay to be frustrating at times. Need proof? Nostalgia Critic, fill 'em in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyvuFEPSR-Y

And the song is Dancing Queen. Inspired from this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAQoA5yIc4Y

But, enough of that. Who should Deadpool meet next?

Ptthpptthpptthpptthp. Pony #12: Fluffle Puff.

Author's Notes:

Fluffle Puff... if you're reading this... You're Awesome!!!

If you don't know Fluffle Puff, here you go: http://askflufflepuff.tumblr.com

Who should Deadpool meet next?

The Mane 6 stood at a nearly frozen in place Deadpool. He was now his male self, but he seemed to be frozen in place, still holding his microphone with one of his hand's fingers pointing out to the crowd while singing Abba's 'Dancing Queen'.

"How long has he been standing like that?" Rainbow Dash asked

"Almost an entire week." Twilight replied

"Is he dead!?!?!?" Fluttershy asked with fear

"Highly doubt that." Rarity commented.

"How in the hay is he doing that?" Applejack asked

"I'm not impressed." Pinkie said. Everyone turned and gave Pinkie an awkward stare. Suddenly, they heard a single sound that, if not mistaken, was a fart. Deadpool finally broke out of his frozen state and fell to the floor, laughing hard.

"OH MAN!!!" He yelled while laughing, having a tear fall down his face "I haven't heard a fart joke like THAT in a long time!!! Who Farted!?!?!?" They all looked at each other to see who let out some gas.

"HEY!!!" Twilight yelled "Who's grabbing my tail!?!?!?" They all turned and saw something... poofy. It was light pink all over, had blue eyes, was round like a cotton ball, but was, as mentioned, so poofy that no one could see if it had legs or not.

"Who is that?" Rarity asked. Deadpool teleported in front of the living cotton ball.

"YOU!!!" He yelled. The fluffily pony just sticked her tongue out with a little 'Pfft'.

"You know her?" Applejack asked

"Know her? She's been taking the internet by storm!!! She's just as popular as me!!! She is... FLUFFLE PUFF!!!" Fluffle Puff's mouth opened with a smile, followed by a gasp.

HA!!! LIKE I SAID: JINXED!!!

Shut up!!!

"You have a history with her?" Dashie asked

"...No. I've always wanted to meet her though."

"Can you tell us about her?" Fluttershy asked "She seems so... interesting."

"There's many things about her: for one, she doesn't talk... AT ALL!!! She does raspberries all the time, with the occasional gasp, laugh, and scream. She lives with a human named Dan, worships 'The Marker' from the Dead Space games, is light enough to be carried by butterflies yet is heavier than anvils, is best friends with Queen Chrysaliss... and loves tacos."

"Pfftpfftpfftpfftpftpffttpfftp." Fluffle puff 'spoke'

"Oh yeah. I almost forgot about that: Her fur is so deep, different dimensions are in there."

"Hold on," Pinkie said "You can translate what she said?"

"...Yeah."

"SWEET!!! I thought I was the only one that can translate spotty language.

"Pfftpfftpfftpfftpftpft." Said the fluff

"Is that why you're here?" Deadpool asked. Fluffle Puff nodded her head. "Care to explain more?"

"Pfftpfftpfftpffftpfftpffffftpffftpffffftpfft."

"Really? I have to do that?"

"Pfftpfftpftpffftpffftpftpfffftpft."

"This whole thing is a fanfic story!?!?!?"

"pfftpftpffftpfffftpffftpfffffftpfftpft."

"People Comment who I should meet next?"

"pfftpfftpfffftpftpffft."

"Really? I have to advertise for this guy that's a cart pusher at Walmart in Buckeye?"

"Pft."

"Ugh... fine." Deadpool got up. "To all the ladies and gentlemen reading this story. Please, check out Fluffle Puff's stuff on her blog in Tumblr and help her out financially, so you can get more stuff. For Mr. Aquino, please, check out 'The O.C. story', the only story that is finished that stars him and his friends. For some other ridiculousness, check out his other, still working on story, 'The Mares in Black', which has Lyra, Bon Bon, Luna, and Derpy. Thank you all and Happy holidays." The mane 6 stared at him awkwardly.

"Who is he talking to?" Dashie asked

"The people at home!" Pinkie replied

"pfftpfftpffftpfftpfftpftpffftpfffftpft."Fluffle puff 'spoke'.

"WHAT!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled "Everyone back home doesn't care that I'm gone!?!?!?"

"pfftpftpfffftpftpffffftpftpffftpft."

"I have to meet that character now!?!?!?"

"Pft."

"Ugh... fine. Hold on, are there more O.C.s like you?"

"Pft."

"Hmm... interesting. I hope that with that done, care to take a selfie?" Fluffle released a gasp with a smile. Deadpool picked up fluffle and the two took a selfie together!!! "Oh s**t." He simply said. Fluffle became heavy to him. He landed on his back with fluffle landing on his chest. She felt like a bunch of anvils on him, but due to her softness, he didn't really care that much.

"Do you need help?" Twilight asked

"Nah. I'm good."

The Reason this story now has 'Gore' in it. Only Centaur: Tirek.

"So..." Twilight asked "What did... Fluffle Puff, say, exactly?"

"That?" Deadpool responded "Most of it, you don't need to know. She told me, however, is that Tirek is on a rampage in Canterlot."

"...Lord Tirek?" Rainbow Dash asked

"DEADPOOL!!!" Twilight yelled "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!"

"I'm not joking this time!!!" Deadpool replied "Tirek is back!!! She told me so!"

"How in the hay is he back!?!?!?" Applejack asked "Ah thought we sent him back to that Tartarus place?"

"Pfftpfftpftpffftpftpffffftpfftpft." Fluffle Puff answered

"YOU WHAT!?!?!?" Pinkie yelled in complete shock

"AND HE USED HIS MAGIC TO HELP YOU OUT!!!" Deadpool yelled, teleporting out from under the pink fluff, standing next to Pinkie, also in shock.

"Discord!?!?!?" Fluttershy asked in shock

"Oh no, not him. It was someone else."

"Who!?!?!?" The five out of the mane 6 asked

"We'll find out later when this progresses." Pinkie replied.

"pfftpftpffftpftpftpffftpfftpfffftpft." Fluffle Puff said

"Wait... Really?" Deadpool asked in an intrigued voice "You have it with you?"

"Pft."

"SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA!!!" Deadpool jumped inside Fluffle Puff's fur & disappeared. Everyone outside could only hear his muffled voice, shouting with joy!!! A puff os red smoke came, and Deadpool came out, equipped with a lot of weapons that aren't from Equestria!!! "THANK YOU DAN FROM DAN VS.!!!"

"WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?!?" Rarity asked at all of the weapons on him.

"These? Why my lovely Rarity, these are my babies!"

"Wait, who's the mommy?" Pinkie asked in pure confusion. Deadpool looked at her with a 'seriously?' look.

"Not literal babies. These, are my favorite things in life: Twin blade Katanas, Twin 9 millimeter pistols with twin uzis, automatic shotgun, tactical ordinance grenades, bear traps, along with other stuff like rubber chickens, lions and tigers and bears, OH MY!!! All of this is going to be used to take down Tirek!!!"

"All... by your own?" Twilight asked

"Well no s**t, Sherlock."

"HEY!!! I battled Tirek with Celestia's, Luna's, and Cadence's magic COMBINED!!! He's dangerous!!! How will you beat him!?!?!?"

"Easy: I'm Dead- Mother F***in'- Pool!!!" He disappeared in a puff of red smoke. Everyone stood around, wondering if he really left or not. A door opened. Everoyne turned and saw Deadpool leaving a costume shop, whistling a tune. He stopped and turned to them: they all gave him a death stare. "Uh... I'll be going." Another puff of red smoke.

In the middle of the busy stress of Canterlot, a large, tall, and muscular red & black centaur was destroying all of the city, devouring all of the citizen's magic, growing about as tall as the buildings that surrounded him!!!

"Yes!!!" He yelled "I should thank that one strange pony for letting me free and that puff ball for making me strong!!! Princess Celestia!!! Today is your end!!! The age of Tirek has begun... AGAIN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Yes," a voice from below said "'muahaha' indeed. What is it with you villains and world domination? Can you do anything like, oh I don't know, just cause chaos?"

"Who's there!?!?!? SHOW YOURSELF!!!" Out from a corner of a destroyed building, a trance, bipedal creature came out. Tirek could see that is had red boots & gloves with some black on it, but covering the rest of him was in an outfit that residents in Appleoosa would wear, also having a weird, brown cape/scarf mix around his neck with a brimmed hat covering it's face.

"You came to the wrong part of Equestria, Partner. Give up now and you will live... maybe... how much would they pay me if I killed you?"

"Who are you?" The figure lifted it's head up, revealing his face: it had on a red mask with black blotches surrounding it's white eyes.

"I'm the man with no name. Wade Wilson's the name, Deadpool to everyone else, and to you, it'll be 'NO!!! NOT THE SWORDS!!!'."

"HA!!! A small creature like you, defeating something as grand as me!?!?!? HA!!! How Laughable!!!"

"Those were the same exact words I said to cancer... and then I died... but I didn't... because I'm here... and... oh, F**K THIS SPEECH!!! FIGHT!!!" Deadpool took out two swords from his back and began to charge at Tirek. Tirek stood there and smirked a bit, finding it funny that someone so small to him is trying to fight back. His horn casted it's glowing orb in between, which was casted around Deadpool "OH S**T!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MOVE!!!" Tirek simply threw Deadpool into an untouched building, in which he went through like a bullet through multiple buildings.

"Pathetic creature." He turned around and began to walk to the castle.

"HEY!!!" Tirek stopped in place and turned. Deadpool stood back where he was originally at, but having a lot of blood coming down from his body and his cowboy suit was ripped apart. "A**HOLE!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I PAID FOR THIS!?!?!? 75 BITS!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 75 BITS IS TO AMERICAN CASH, BUT I'M GUESSING, IT'S A F**K LOAD OF CASH!!!"

"You're... still alive!?!?!? AND HERE!?!?!?"

"Uh... yeah!" A puff of red smoke, and Deadpool was on one of Tirek's horns. "I can do multiple things that YOU can't do. Such as, surviving this encounter. FLASH GRENADE!!!" Deadpool jumped off the giant centaur's head and threw a grenade at Tirek's eyes, blinding the centaur. He landed on the floor and pulled out his uzis!!! "Alright guys, aid me in defeating this n***a!!!"

Well, the first thing would be is to avoid using the 'N' word.

But all we gotta do is keep shooting him until he's down... in the ground!!!

"I LOVE YOUR STYLE!!!" Deadpool yelled to himself. He pulled the triggers to both guns and began to fire waves of bullets at Tirek!!! Tirek felt a bunch of sharp, metal objects piercing his skin, and lifted his hand in front of his face to protect it. His sight came back and saw Deadpool walking towards him while firing his guns. The guns stopped firing and Deadpool looked at his guns. Tirek rose his right arm and began to punch at Deadpool!!! Wade jumped put of the way and Tirek's fist got stuck in the floor!!! Wade quickly put away uzis, pulled out one of swords and the automatic shotgun. He jumped onto the trapped arm, stabbing Tirek with the sword. He ran up the arm, leaving a large cut in the arm, and he used the automatic shotgun to shoot Tirek at his face!!! Tirek, again, covered his face to protect it, but felt the massive pain as Deadpool ran up his trapped arm and the bullets piercing the palm of his hand. Deadpool put away the shotgun and pulled out the other sword, quickly jumping in the air, pulling the other sword, and began to twirl in a circle swinging the swords along with it. He landed on Tirek's back, and stabbed his back, running to the tail area. Tirek turned around and tried to use his magic to grab onto Deadpool again, but felt a large migraine!!! He looked up and saw one of his horns came right clean off!!! Deadpool jumped off Tirek from his... butt... and, using his swords, chopped off Tirek's tail!!!

"Missing Something?" Deadpool mocked, holding both Tirek's chopped off horn and tail!!!

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Tirek yelled, pulling out the arm trapped in the floor!!! He quickly turned around and, using both fists, slammed Deadpool into the floor!!! He did this for about a few minutes, before seeing Deadpool as a red splatter on the floor!!! He took deep breaths, satisfied in his victory. He turned around, a bit weak, but still having enough strength to take over the castle.

"SLAP THAT A** MOTHA F***A!!!" Tirek stopped as he felt a slap on his plot area, followed by a piercing. He fell to the floor, as a loud 'BANG!!!' was heard, followed by piercing pain in the bottom of his black legs!!! He dragged himself with his two front legs, looking around to see if Deadpool was still around. He saw Deadpool walking in front of him, whistling out a tune. For the first time, next to going back to Tartarus, was complete fear!!!

"How!?!?!? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!?!?"

"It's elementary, my dear stupid mother f***er: Quick healing Factor. I win, no matter what."

"WHAT... ARE YOU!?!?!?"

"A Mutate where I'm from, a god in the internet, and now, your unaliver." He pulled out his swords.

"NO!!! NOT THE SWORDS!!!" Deadpool jumped at Tirek's face and sliced!!! Silence came between the two. Tirek's head slowly looked down, then came off!!! A large beam of light came from the neck of the decapitated body of Tirek, as all the ponies' that had their magic removed, regained their cutie marks!!! Deadpool picked up the head of Tirek.

"Told you. If you watched the episode of Death Battle, starring me, then you'd make the right decision to give up and wouldn't be in my hands! Selfie!!!" He pulled out his phone and held the head next to his. "Say 'DECAPITATION!!!'...Decapitation!!!" He took the picture. The ponies around slowly approached to him, having a mix feeling of both fear and thankfulness.

I believe they're now frightened of us.

We can rule them as Gods... Angry Gods!!!

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8ZqX82neg

Who should Deadpool meet next?

Must... not... mention... BANANAS!!! Pony # 13: Princess Celestia

"WHO DID THEIR HEINOUS ACT!?!?!?" a female voice with authority in it's tone yelled

OH S**T!!! HIDE!!!

Deadpool looked everywhere, finding a place to hide in. He saw only a bush and jumped into it! He looked outside the leaves and saw a bunch of ponies in golden armor, walking towards the corpse of Tirek. One of the ponies stood out, as she stood much taller than every other pony, was whiter than snow, mane was moving on it's own with green, blue, & pink stripes, and had both a long horn of a unicorn & the wings of a pegasus. He heard galloping from other ponies, but then skidding as they stopped. Deadpool knew that this was the Mane 6 and Fluffle Puff.

"OH SWEET CELESTIA!!!" Twilight yelled "WHAT DID DEADPOOL DO!?!?!?"

"It's so... BARBARIC!!!" Rarity commented

"Pftpffftpftpfffftpftpffftpftpfft." Fluffle Puff spoke

"You said it Fluffle," Pinkie said "I also didn't think Deadpool could beat him, let alone, UNALIVE HIM!!!"

"Unalive?" Rainbow Dash asked

"What the hay?" Applejack asked "I think you mean... UGH... I don't even want to say it."

"Where is this 'Deadpool' you spoke of, Twilight?" The tall pony asked

"Please Princess," Twilight responded "We... have no idea where he went. He's... hard to catch sometimes."

I think we need to find our way out of here.

"Got it." Deadpool whispered to himself. "Let's take this bush with us, though." Deadpool reached for the roots of the bush and yanked the whole plant out!!! He stopped as everyone turned around, hearing something being ripped from the ground. They went back to their usual conversations, talking about how this was something they never saw Deadpool doing. Deadpool began to walk around the crowd slowly, trying not to look like a bush was walking around among them.

Deadpool was now a couple of yards from his battle area and saw no one was around him.

"FINALLY!!!" He yelled, taking off the bush "Now to find a way out of here!!!"

"I don't think so." a familiar voice said. Deadpool stopped and froze in fear. He turned around and looked up, seeing the tall, white pegasus-unicorn mix. She looked down at him with a face of great anger!!! Many marching was heard behind her, as hundreds of other ponies in matching golden armor surrounded them, pointing their spears at him!!! Deadpool looked everywhere, finding a way to see if he could get out of here!!!

"CELESTIA!!!" Twilight's voice yelled from behind the guards. "Hold on! Let him explain his actions!!!"

"Please!!!" Futtershy begged "He's our friend!!!"

"Friend?" Celestia asked "You call this murderer a friend!?"

"Same way as how Discord is their friend." Deadpool simply commented. Celestia's eyes opened wide, her pupils shrunk, and one of her eyes twitched. "Was it something I said?"

"Shall we, princess?" A lone guard asked

"Eh, go ahead, I'll just laugh."

"We only take orders from the Princess!!!" another guard yelled. Deadpool stared at that guard. He took his hand out and swiped his spear away! All the guards pointed their spears at Deadpool, slowly walking to Deadpool.

"Hey! Watch this!!!" Deadpool took the point of the spear and stabbed himself in the eye!!! "AHH!!! MY EYE!!! MY EYE!!!" All the guards backed off, all with disgusted and shocked faces. Deadpool took the spear out, laughing manically, as his eyeball sticked onto the spear!!! He grabbed the eyeball and placed it back into it's socket! In a matter of seconds, not only did the bleeding stop, but his eye was filly healed and he was back to normal. Some of the guards dropped their spears, puffed up their cheeks, and ran away, most likely going to hurl, while the rest backed off with complete shocked expressions. "TA DA!!!"

"That was... horrifying." Rarity commented

"You remind me a lot about two specific characters." Celestia commented

"Pinkie Pie and Discord?" Deadpool asked, teleporting next to Princess Celestia. The guards walked forward, holding their spears next to him.

"Stand down, guards." The guards listened, lowering their spears and stood in an upright position. "Deadpool, is it alright if you explain yourself and why you did that... heinous act?"

"Explaining myself would take a long time. My action, however, I'm going to need help with that." He teleported away and reappeared in front of Celestia, holding Twilight in his arms as if she were a baby. "The reason I did it was as easy as one thing: Avenging Twilight's lost!!!"

"My... lost?" Twilight asked

"I saw your battle with Tirek: I originally hated that d****ebag named 'Flash Sentry' (You know I love you), but he never destroyed your home! Your home... the books... everything... DESTROYED!!! I knew that, one day, when I was somehow summoned here, the first person I wanted to kill was him: Lord Tirek!!!"

"...I'm not sure whether to be flattered or creeped out."

"Don't worry, I haven't done in this in about... a week ago."

"A week ago!?!?!?" She was immediately dropped from Deadpool, as some music came right behind him and he began to dance a weird dance.

"♫About a week ago!!! F**k with us and we tweaking h*e!!! Run up on that n***a and we squeezing h*e!!!♫" Celestia watched this and actually giggled

"You ARE a lot like Discord and Pinkie." She said, trying to hold back her giggles.

"Oh... stop it! Care to take a selfie?"

"Is that dangerous?"

"It actually isn't," Twilight responded "We've all done it."

"Oh..in that case, Let's do it!!!" Deadpool teleported next to Celestia, having one of his hands around the princess and the other holding the cell phone.

"SAY... CAKE!!!" Deadpool yelled

"Cake!!!" The pic was taken. "That was... simple. I will pardon your act, but in return, you must not do kill anything with the exception of... some other...characters."

"Oh... you're no fun."

"Rules are rules."

"Yeah yeah... Princess?"

"Yes, Deadpool?"

"One Question: How come Luna didn't tell you about me?" Celestia's smile went away and one of her eyes twitched

"LUNA!!!"

Author's Notes:

No Sunbutt joke? Stange! Isn't it!!! Who should Deadpool meet next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kpihd7lKtc

ESCAPE!!! Changelings #1- 1/0 (in other words, F**K IT!!!): Queen Chrysaliss and her ugly babies

In a flash of blue light, Princess Luna appeared!

"Yes, Sister?" Luna asked

"Do you know anything about this 'Deadpool'?" Celestia asked

"I... don't recall, sister. I have not meet him yet."

"Yes you did!" Deadpool yelled

"No I didn't."

"You did."

"Didn't."

"DID!!!"

"DIDN'T!!!"

"DID!!!"

"DIDN'T!!!"

"DIDN'T!!!"

"DID!!!"

"See!!!" Luna froze in place, realizing what she said.

"Deadpool?" Fluttershy asked

"Yes, sweetie?"

"Are you sure you meet Luna in your dream? I read an article that says most ponies in their prime say they dreamt Luna was with them."

"Hold on... are you calling me, a liar!?!?!?"

"NO SIR!!! You may have hallucinated in your dream, is what I'm saying."

"You did hit yer head hard on the floor." Applejack commented.

"I did meet her last night!!!" Deadpool yelled

"Well... do you have proof?" Twilight asked

"Hmm... YES!!!" He pulled out his cell phone "MY SLEEP SELFIE WITH HER!!!"

"Sleep... Selfie?" Luna asked, sweating a bit. Deadpool scrolled through his phone

"Let's see... Lyra... Mane 6... Vinyle... AH HA!!! Luna!!!" Celestia levitated the phone from him and looked at it: Deadpool had his eyes 'closed', looked like he was drooling in his mask, lying on a bed with his arm around Luna, who looked like she was making an awkward smile as she was pushing herself away from his grip.

"It is you!" Celestia remarkably said "Sister, why are you denying meeting him?"

"Uh... well-" Luna stammered

"Spit it out, Moon Cheeks!!!" Deadpool yelled as he teleported right behind Luna and slapped her plot. Luna's cheeks blushed, but she turned around and gave a MUCH ANGRIER face at him!!! Her eyes flashed green fire, followed by her eyes turning from the regular pupils to a single, cat-like iris. "IT'S THE B***H: QUEEN CHRYSALISS!!!" The fake Luna lifted her back legs and bucked Deadpool directly in the face!!! He was immediately knocked out. Luna turned around to the others.

"GUARDS!!! SEIZE THEM!!!" Some of the guards around Luna, in green fire, turned from ponies into weird, pony sized & shaped insect creatures!!!

"CHANGELINGS!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled before a couple of the changelings tackled her to the ground! Everyone tried to defend themselves from the changelings, but were easily defeated Fluffle Puff, instead of running away or fighting, ran up to Chrysaliss!!! She jumped and grabbed onto the queen's leg, licking it while showing love. Chyrysaliss tried to shoo her away, but felt it's love. She shrugged and ate it's love, but was still surprised to see it unaffected. She turned to Deadpool.

"Changelings."

"Yes your majesty!" All the changelings said together

"Bring all of these into out hive... especially the one called 'Deadpool'. He... interests me."

Deadpool woke up in an area that DEFINITELY wasn't Canterlot. He found himself in a green cocoon, stuck in between some weird green goop that connected the cocoon from the floor to the ceiling, and he saw that he was upside down. He looked around his area: surprisingly, there weren't any other cocoons around him, only a bed that looked like he could fit in to sleep in, with some scrolls, a fireplace, and books.

Whoa! Where are we?

If I'm guessing right, with us in a coon, we're in the Changeling hive, and, by the looks of this room, we're in Queen Chrysaliss' room.

"What makes you think that, smarty pants?" Deadpool asked himself. The Door opened, and Queen Chrysaliss came in, riding on the back of Fluffle Puff.

Told you.

"Good morning, Deadpool." Queen Chrysaliss said, almost in a seductive tone "Had a good night sleep? I'm sorry for how we meet. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is-"

"Queen Chrysaliss!!!" Deadpool interrupted. The queen's mouth closed and eyes widened in surprise "The name's Deadpool, a.k.a., the handsome man you K.O.ed after I finished off Tirek like how I've always wanted to do with Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat. Oh... hello Fluffle Puff."

"Pfft." Fluffle responded

"You know each other?" Chrysaliss asked

"Well, duh!" Wade replied

"That's... interesting."

"What are you gonna do with me?"

"...With you?"

"Yeah! Please... don't r**e me!!!"

"WHAT!?!?!? No!!! What is that?"

"It's... famous a prison game!!!"

"Really? I gotta try that out with some of my prisoners."

WHOAH!!!

WHOA!!!

"WHOA!!! I was joking!!!"

"Really? Well, I'll have to get use to that when we're together."

"...Together?"

"Yes! Deadpool: you single handedly killed Lord Tirek! He would've made taking over Equestria and feeding my subjects difficult!!! I ask you, Deadpool, to please, I've been alone for many years, and I want... a King!!!"

"You want me... to marry you!?!?!?"

"YES!!! Together, you and I will begin a new age of Changelings!!! My Brains and your... talents... will aid us in taking over Equestria!!! All will bow down to us!!! We will listen to thousands, in fear and love, praise us, yelling 'Long live the King!!! Long Live the Queen!!!'. Plus, the one named... Fluffle Puff... will help feed our army and our subject will thrive in the new land!!! Be my King, turn into a changeling yourself, and rule the land!!!"

"Hmm... sounds... interesting."

"'Interesting'? More like Amazing!!!"

"Hey! Sounds good! Quick Selfie before we begin?"

"Selfie?"

"Ptfftpftpffftpft."

"Oh... Lay it on me!!!" The two took a selfie, as Chrysaliis goofily placed her face into the cocoon while Deadpool leaned in towards her, taking the picture.

"Hey, quick question: when I turn into a changeling king, can I still eat tacos?"

"...I'm sorry, but no. You see, a changeling's diet consists of-"

"F**K YOUR PROPOSAL THEN!!!"

"WHAT!?!?!?" Chrysaliss saw that Deadpool was gone! "GUARDS!!!" Two changelings in armor entered her room.

"Yes, your majesty?" Both changeling asked

"Deadpool is on the loose! Catch him before he leaves this room and escapes with the others!!!"

"♫ Too late!!!♫" Deadpool mockingly sang. They turned around and saw Deadpool was outside of their doors. The door closed quickly, but Deadpool took both of his hands out and gave them middle fingers! The door closed, and he could hear them all banging at the doors. He quickly grabbed some of the good off the wall, super wet but sticky, and threw it at the door's crack. He turned around to walk away but he stopped and saw millions of changeling around him!!! Though the Mane 6 and two princesses were held in chains there as well, all the changelings stopped and stared at him. A loud 'hiss' shook the room, as the changelings began to circle the mercenary, hissing at him! Deadpool reached for his guns, but found nothing was there.

DAMMIT!!! They took out guns!!!

Let's not panic! We just have to be creative.

"Creative?" Deadpool asked "I prefer using references to other films that were creative! 4TH WALL POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!" In a puff of red smoke, Deadpool was now in a bandito outfit, complete with a red poncho, a stylized mustache, and a sombrero over his head! "Wow... Thanks MrAquino. Are we going to do something racist towards Mexico?" Not really... this is from a classic Jim Carrey movie!!! "Did it have an awful sequel NOT starring Jim Carrey?" ...Yes. "Well then, let's get this over with. HIT IT!!!"A single hole appeared in the ceiling of the hive, showing that it was in the afternoon, but the sun was in a spot that it acted as some spotlight where Deadpool stood. Some spanish sounding music began to play and Deadpool danced to it. Some changelings kinda danced with it, but stopped when a couple of their own kind gave him/her a stern look.

"What is he doing?" Celestia asked

"It's best if we just watch." Luna answered

"♫They call me Cuban Pete!" Deadpool sang "♫ I'm the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicly boom!!!" Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street. When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom!!!♫" He threw the maracas away, knocking out a lone changeling that was inches away from tackling from him! Deadpool made an 'uh-oh' expression, but kept singing his song. He began to walk to another side, towards a group of changeling holding larvae (most likely nurse changelings). Celestia, as subtly as possible, used her magic to move the sun a bit, keeping the sunspot on Deadpool. "♫The senoritas they sing and how they swing with this rumbero, It's very nice, so full of spice. And when they're dancing they bring a happy ring the maraquero, El maraquero singin' a song, all the day long!!!♫" He jumped into the air and landed next to Pinkie, taking her hooves and did a tango like dance with the pink mare, though she was really half in the air more while Deadpool did the dancing. "♫So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.♫"

"♫He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guy! In Havana, in Havana!♫" Pinkie sang along.

"♫Si, senorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick!!! It's very nice, so full of spice!♫" At this point, the changelings all danced together, joining the song! Celestia nudged her head towards the others, symbolizing that this is their window to escape. The princess flew up to the sky while Rainbow Dash carried Applejack, Fluttershy with Rarity, and Twilight with Pinkie. Deadpool kept doing his dance and song, but Queen Chrysaliss was ble to finally push open the door, only to stop with an awkward look, seeing all her changelings being distracted by Deadpool dancing AND their prisoners escaping!!! "♫I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hand. Then we shall try - just you and I. Aye-aye-aye! So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete And I'll teach you chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!!!♫" All the changelings got into a row, following Deadpool to the dance of the beat! The beat dropped, and everyone, following Deadpool went into something that would be epic as a flash mob!!! Fluffle Puff ran ahead to join the crazy dancing, but Chrissie used her magic to stop her.

"Start dancing and you won't sleep with me for the night." Chyrsallis warned. Fluffle acknowledged and stood right beside her, though wanting to join really bad. Chrysaliss shot a single bolt in the air, getting some changelings to stop their mindless dancing. "STOP HIM!!! IDIOTS!!!" The changelings turned to Deadpool, snarling and getting other changelings to snap out if it! Deadpool saw they were slowly getting out of their phase and teleported out of the way! Deadpool landed next to the others, who were gasping for breath while getting away!!!

"Deadpool!!!" Twilight yelled with some glee "You're here!!!"

"I know, baby!" Deadpool replied "Watch this." Deadpool teleported away then returned with a pretty large frog.

"A frog?" Rarity asked "What is a frog going to do?"

"Fluttershy, please explain." He turned around and dropped the frog down in the hive.

"OOH!!!" Fluttershy yelled "I know!!! Frogs eat bugs! Changelings have characteristics of bugs, so that means-"

"FROG!!!" A booming collection of changeling voices yelled, followed by screams of panic!!!

"That frog's going to eat all of them!?!?!?" Applejack asked

"Of course not, silly!" Deadpool replied "I just saw the frog and threw him down there to see what would happen."

"...Really?" Rainbow Dash asked

"Yes! Really!"

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuYRaoM5Xuc

Who should Deadpool meet next? Next part will most likely be added a week after 2015 starts.

Bella Notte. Pony # 14 and 15: Princess Cadence and Shining Armor.

"But what are we gonna do to get outta here?" Applejack asked

"Hold on," Princess Celestia said "I feel a familiar magic not too far from here."

"I feel it as well." Princess Luna added

"So can I!" Twilight said as well

"I feel magic everywhere." Deadpool added. The princesses all stared at the human. "Of course, that's back home. I have no idea what the f**k you're all talking about."

"Well then," Celestia said "Everypony, hold on to each other, I know where we're going."

"You and Twilight's friends will do that." Luna said "I will return to the castle to make sure nothing is ruined."

"You think you can handle that?" Rarity asked

"Yes. I need to make sure all the citizens are safe. Plus, if I hear Deadpool's remark on calling me 'Mooncheeks' one more time, I will lose it." Deadpool teleported next to Luna.

"Mooncheeks." He whispered. Luna growled at him before her horn glowed. She teleported away in a flash of blue light.

"Alright then," Celestia said "Everyone, together now." Celestia's horn began to The mane 6 got into a single row, but Deadpool teleported onto their backs in a relaxed position. In a yellow flash, they found themselves out of the forest and into a city block. Everything around them was made out of crystals, including a group of small foals that ran by them.

OH!!! The Crystal Empire!!!

What do you think she meant by 'powerful magic'?

...Tijuana

WHAT THE-? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?

"Princess Celestia!!!" A recognizable voice yelled with plenty of glee. "Twilight!!!"

"Cadence!!!" Twilight yelled. She ran away, causing Deadpool's legs to droop. The rest of her friends got the same idea and shook Deadpool off, making him land on the floor. Deadpool looked and saw Twilight running up towards a pink alicorn with long, swirled up mane that had stripes of yellow, a darker shade of pink, and purple in it. She wore a crown, medal, and boots made of gold. The two mares approached to each other and did their stupid dance.

"♫ Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake!!! Clap your hooves and-♫"

"♫ DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!♫" Deadpool interrupted, pulling out a boombox out of nowhere and pressing the play button. Some music began and he fell to the floor, doing some weird dance that made him look like he was having a seizure. Pinkie joined with him, doing the erratic dance moves with him. Fluttershy walked to the boombox and, with her muzzle, pressed the 'stop' button. The two stopped and looked up.

"I think we should save that for another time." Fluttershy said.

"...Fine." Deadpool said. He teleported back to his feet.

"Twilight?" Cadence asked "Who is this and what is he?"

"Oh yeah," Twilight said "Cadence, meet Deadpool."

"Deadpool? You mean as in THE Deadpool that was able to single hoofingly KILL Lord Tirek!?!?!?"

"That's me!!!" Deadpool replied, taking pride from it. Cadnece stared at him and shivered with fear: if Deadpool could kill Tirek so easily, how would he be like while dealing with her?

"Do not worry," Celestia said, reassuring the other princess "He means us no harm. He states that he did that to Tirek because he was avenging Twilight's destroyed home. A bit admirable, might I say."

"Really?" Cadence asked "Well then." She walked up to Deadpool, a bit shaken on what he did, but still confident enough to know he wouldn't hurt her. "Greetings Deadpool, my name is-"

"Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, or Cadence, as you prefer." Deadpool interrupted. She stopped and one her eyes began to twitch. "I've heard about how you and your husband, not only saved Canterlot from Queen Chrysaliss & her Changelings, but how you both saved Spike from doom with the crystal heart and saved the Crystal Empire from King Sombra."

"How... did you-?"

"He does that a lot." Fluttershy said

"But of course," Deadpool continued "you used to be Twilight's foal sitter, and your future husband was part of a rock band before he joined the military.It's quite strange, might I say."

"Really?" Cadence asked "What about you? What's your backstory?"

"With me? Well... it's... uh-"

"He doesn't really like talking about it." Rarity said "And believe me, he told us everything!"

"I never thought I'd cried that hard." Rainbow Dash said, drooping her head while holding back a tear.

"I never thought she cried at all!" Pinkie exclaimed, holding Dashie into her front legs. Cadence looked back at Deadpool

"Well," she continued "I welcome you, fare Deadpool, to the Crystal Empire. Hopefully, my husband is done coaching the Crystal Empire team so we can-"

"On it." Deadpool interrupted. He teleported away, leaving a red mist that went away shortly.

"Wait: He can TELEPORT!?!?!?"

"He sure can." Twilight said

"I thought only unicorns and Alicorns can do that!?!?!?"

"I also thought of that."

Deadpool teleported to a stage, circling around a field where a bunch of crystal ponies were training hard. A white unicorn with a blue & light blue stripped, more natural horse mane, blew into his whistle.

"C'mon Guys!!!" The unicorn yelled in a commanding voice "The summer Equestrian games may be in the next four years, but we can still get ready for the winter Equestrian two years from now!!!" Deadpool teleported next to the unicorn in a workout suit

"That's right!" Deadpool said in a feminine voice "We're going to prove to the other nation that we are superior in a number of games while be FABULOUS!!!" The unicorn jumped! He used his magic and lifted a spear to Deadpool's face

"Who are you!?!?!? What are you doing here?"

"Name's Deadpool!" The mere mention of his name caused everypony to stop what they were doing and stared at him. The unicorn gave a signal for all of them to leave, hoping they wouldn't get hurt at all. "Don't worry, I bring you... this!!!" Deadpool pulled out a regular corn dog.

OHH!!! Like Friendship is Witchcraft!!!!

I doubt they actually do enjoy eating Corn dogs. And where did we get that?

The unicorn looked carefully at the Corndog, not sure what it was.

"What is it?" He asked "Are you trying to kill me like Tirek?"

"WHAT!?!?!? NO!!! It's a Corndog!" Deadpool responded

"What do you-"

"You eat it!!!"

"...Eat it?" Deadpool lifted the corn dog to the unicorn's face. He took some quick sniffs at it. Nothing seemed out of place, it smelt really good and he hadn't eaten anything today. He levitated the corn dog out of Deadpool's hand and inspected more. His stomach growled, and he began to drool at the sight & smell of it, not even sure what it would taste like. He took a bite out of the top and began to chew. His eyes widened. "Sweet Celestia. This... has to be... the most... EPIC THING EVER!!!" he began to scarf down the deep fried delight, laughing almost like a maniac! "I'm sorry for not introducing myself, my name is-"

"Prince Shining Armor!" Deadpool interrupted "I already spoke with your wife, Cadence, and I must say, this is quite the-"

"DEADPOOL!!!" The various voices of his group yelled. Twilight & her friends ran to Deadpool, Cadence ran to her husband, and Celestia just stood there, having a smirk across her face.

"Shining," Cadence spoke "did he do anything to you?"

"No dear," Shining armor replied "All he did was gave me a delicious treat called a 'Corndog'! You've got to try it!!!"

"SHINING!!! He might've poisoned you!!!"

"After how you both saved the crystal Empire AFTER shining threw you like a javelin!?!?!?" Deadpool asked "Yeah, sure I want to poison him after a stunt like THAT!"

"...how does he know this?" Shining armor asked his wife

"I have no idea." she replied

"Besides," Deadpool continued "You're Twilight's B.B.B.F.F., there's no way I want to kill someone that's genetically related to the biggest bookworm around."

"Thank you!" Twilight said. She stopped and realized what he said "HEY!!!"

"I think you two need... a break of some sort."

"A break?" the couple asked

"Yeah. Don't you have an anniversary on the day you two were married?"

"...We never thought of that." Cadence said

"And it's already a few weeks after our wedding day," Shining Armor said "you really think we should have one?"

"But what will we do?"

"Leave that to me." Deadpool said, putting on a chef's hat.

The inside of the Crystal Empire's castle was decorated to look like a fancy restaurant. Shining Armor was in the same outfit he wore during the wedding, while Cadence was in the same dress she wore for Twilight's coronation, though her mane was kept the same. Deadpool had on the same suit he wore when introducing himself to Ponyville, but added a top hat, monocle, and a gentleman's mustache over his mask. He handed the couple their own menu

"What will you two be having today?" Deadpool asked in a gentleman's tone. they opened their menus, but were quite thrown off, as the menus fell apart easily... and all the pictures with choices were written in crayon, filled with many grammar and spelling errors.

"...This isn't a good sign." Cadence said

"Uh... can you make it a surprise for the two of us?" Shining asked

"Ooh!" Deadpol responded "Gotcha!" He teleported away. The two awkwardly stared at each other, with silence all around them.

"So," Shining broke the silence "How's our anniversary?"

"It... doesn't have a good start to it," Cadence replied "But I think it might get better."

"Oh, good. What do you think of our waiter?"

"Deadpool?"

"Yeah."

"He's... I'm not gonna lie, he frightens me a bit."

"Really?"

"After hearing what he did to Tirek, I'm actually more afraid of HIM more than when he was around, stealing magic from everypony!"

"...I see... but he's not done anything bad, now has he?"

"Not from what I've heard. He's a lot like Pinkie Pie, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well... have you been around Pinkie?"

"I have been."

"He's as random as her, maybe even more, and considering he has, what they say, instant healing, he's nearly invincible!"

"Nearly?"

"There may be something that can be used to beat him. Maybe the elements of Harmony."

"Now Dear, let's not jump to conclusions. He seems to be a pretty good guy. Not the best, but a decent person, at least, and he made this for us, for the two of us on his own. How special is that? He obviously respects us!"

"Yeah, after how you threw me to save Spike."

"Alright, alright, that wasn't the brightest thing I did, but it worked, right?"

"...I guess it did."

"Where is he anyways?" At theta moment, Deadpool teleported in front of their table, holding two plates of spaghetti. He placed the plates in front of them.

"Your horderves." Deadpool said with a bow. He teleported away. Cadence investigated the spaghetti, not even sure if what he did was 'good' or he really planed to kill the two. Deadpool returned to them, with Discord, who had an accordion and was also in a suit, and Deadpool had a ukulele. The chaotic duo began to play some music, making the area more romantic feeling. The two stared at each other: Cadence dropped her worries about being poisoned and Shining felt young again, back when the two first meet. The couple began to eat their meal and... well... watch the scene from 'Lady and the Tramp' and you'll see why.

"Lazy narrator." Discord said. Ahem? "Oh, right. Deadpool?" Deadpool shook his head and cleared his throat.

"♫Oh this is the night,♫" the two sang in surprisingly good Italian accents "♫it's a beautiful night, and we call it bella notte. Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes on this lovely bella notte. Side by side with your loved one, you'll find enchantment here. The night will weave its magic spell, When the one you love is near! Oh this is the night, and the heavens are right! On this lovely bella notte!♫"

"That was... beautiful." Cadence said with a tear "I'm... sorry for doubting you, Deadpool. Is there anything I can do to repay this?"

"There actually is." Deadpool said, pulling out his cell phone "I would like you and your husband to take a selfie with me."

"A selfie?" Shining asked "what's that?"

"Simple picture taking!" Discord replied "I had one with Deadpool a few days ago, remember?"

"I sure do." Deadpool replied, remembering the duo singing Abba's "Dancing Queen". He held the phone in the air, having the frame have the couple inside "Say ♫Bella Notte♫!!!"

"♫Bella Notte♫!!!" the couple responded. The pic was taken.

"Ah... this will go in the memories for sure."

"Tell me," Shining said "How did you sing like that?"

"I control chaos." Discord answered plainly "no question here."

"Years of practice, my friend." Deadpool responded "Practice, and one day, you'll be just as good as me."

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApsR4pDI5tk

Who should Deadpool meet next?

Surprisingly, not really racist. Pony #16: King Sombra

After Deadpool and Discord's wonderful meal the two made together, Cadence was able to give Deadpool a room to stay for the night along with Twilight & her friends in their own room. Princess Celestia told everyone that she was going back to Canterlot, hopefully, to see if Luna needed her help and to do her responsible job of raising the sun. His room wasn't special: a simple wireframe bed, a shelf with a single lantern on it, some quills, pens, papers next to it, and a window showing the moon. He laid down on his bed and began to sleep, wondering who else he would take a Selfie with: Maud Pie, Coco pommel, Sonata, Weird Al pony, Sea-

"WE GET IT!!! MOVE ON!!!"

Oh... Excuse me for telling people your WAIFUS!!!

"SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP FOR ONCE!!!"

Fine... baby. Deadpool finally went to sleep, hopefully, he and Luna will get some quality time together.

"You mean Mooncheeks?"

Shut up, I'm telling this story. Though Deadpool went to sleep, a creaking noise was heard, and it woke him up! His room had been... altered a bit... and his vision was now a bit blurry. He got up and, taking the candle, investigated the creaking. With the open of the door, he saw that the rooms were slowly drifting apart, and the hallway was nearly pitch black.

"This way..." a faint whisper said to his left side. Curious, Deadpool followed the whisper, seeing the doors to the room now disappeared, and were replaced with picture frames, holding violent images of his past. His life as a child, life of a mercenary, the Weapon X program, surviving the 'Deadpool' wages, escape from Weapon X, various shenanigans with heroes & villains, Ryan Reynolds, his 7/10 video game, and the events he did in Equestria. All were there as he walked down with a dying candle.

"Quick Question."

Um... sure.

"Is this a parody to Batman: Arkham Asylum, where everyone's throat's are shoved with the tragic past cliche, or is this a parody to Amnesia?"

...A bit of both. Can we get to the story?

"Oh, right. To the people at home: I had to get an app that allowed me to break the 4th wall before I went to sleep. YOU CAN ENJOY ME MORE NOW!!!"

"These are images to the past," The same voice whispered to Deadpool "You've caused so much pain & agony, you don't deserve to live, but you can be of use to me."

"How so?" Deadpool asked, seeing the pictures disappear into darkness

"Easy: you must go and- HEY!!! STOP THAT!!! DON'T PRESS THAT!!!" A door with a taco on it appeared in a puff of smoke filled with confetti. Deadpool opened it and saw his two sides along with a grey unicorn that wore something of royalty, but had a red horn with green eyes & red pupils and his black mane was moving in a way similar to fire. The entire room they were in looked like Chipotle, minus the windows.

"HA!!! KING SOMBRA!!! REALY!?!?!?"

I know!!! HE FINALLY HAS A PERSONALITY!!!

Oh come now, he's alway had a personality.

"Really?" Sombra asked

Yes. You just stand, laugh menacingly and become a fart cloud

HA!!! YOU SAID 'CLOUD'!!!

"Ugh!" Sombra groaned "Why me?"

"Alright Sombra," Deadpool said, leaning on the wall, trying not to laugh "What's your offer?"

"I was going to give you a chance to use dark powers, but considering how I just found out YOU killed Tirek on your won, Never mind!!!"

"You wanted me to kill Tirek with Dark powers?"

"...Yes. Is there a problem?"

"Many: I'm too awesome for that, you're not threatening enough, Gak will get more screen time, Spikey Wikey will destroy you, there's no chimichangas involved, Discord is my best friend, Mane 6, Celestia & Luna, no weapons involved. Need I say more?"

"...No." His head fell onto the counter with a loud 'Thump!' "Ugh... These dark powers are useless, now that I see it." The two sides of Deadpool walked next to the depressed, evil king that had little to no character development.

Really? Can you give us a chance to tell us who you are?

Maybe you won't be so lame AFTER you tell us who you are.

"There's not much to say. I was a young stallion, wanted power, found a book that had spells of it, fought & lost my shadow, became corrupt, ruled empire for a good... 12 days, and was banished under the ice for 1000 years."

"That's it?" Deadpool asked

"Alright, it was technically 984 years and 2 months, but 1000 sounds more dramatic. And yeah, I had the dumbest way of trying to Retake my empire... kinda wish I was more focused on the plan rather than how I'm trying to terrify the crowd. Most embarrassing way to be defeated, you know?"

Yep. We were beaten by a chicken in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.

While fending off a whole angry big top circus for killing THE RING LEADER!!!

"How are you so popular? Why do ponies love and fear you?"

"Easy as this:" Deadpool gave the instructions of being popular "Overact! LOOK!!! Random Music." the classic 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes' played out of nowhere "and be relatable!"

"...just like that?"

"Just like that!"

"Huh... never thought of that."

"A lot of villains are like that. Taco?"

"How come ponies everywhere assume that I enjoy Mexican food!?!?!? I HATE IT!!! I enjoy burgers!!!"

"Oh... aren't you of mexican heritage?"

"NO!!! I just chose Sombra from a dictionary because it sounded cool!"

"Oh. That make's sense. But listen, why not join us?"

"...Join you?"

"Yeah! I'm not in the mood for killing anything tonight, you seem... alright, and I think the princesses would enjoy another reformed villain. Talk to Discord, he'll help you out."

"Really? Why... thank you! I have no idea how to repay you!"

"2 ways: 1) A selfie."

"Oh! I've seen you done that! Of course!!!"

Can we get involved?

You just dropped us in thin air.

"F**K OFF!!!" Deadpool yelled. "Say Caballeros!!!"

"Caballeros?" Sombra asked with a confused smile. The pic was taken.

"Now my second."

"And what's that?"

"Boys?"

Yes?

Yeah?

"Hit it!" Deadpool pulled Sombra in between the three Pools. He snapped his fingers and all of them had sombreros and ponchos.

"Really?" Sombra asked

Just go with it.

It's really fun!!!

"Let's do this!!!" Deadpool yelled. Music began to play, and Sombra seemed to join them in their dance easily, though whatever happened, he seemed to have a lot of bad luck. The other Deadpool's joined him every now & then, but this is mostly him singing. "♫We're four caballeros, four gay caballeros! They say we are birds of a feather!!! We're happy amigos No matter where he goes, The one, two, three 'n' four goes, We're always together!!! We're four happy chappies, With snappy serapes, You'll find us beneath our sombreros!!! We're brave and we'll stay so, We're bright as a peso!♫"

"Who says so?" Sombra asked

"♫We say so! The four caballeros! ohhhh! We have the stars to guide us, Guitars here beside us, To play as we go!!! We sing and we samba We shout 'ay, caramba!♫"

"What means ay, caramba?"

"Oh yes, I don't know. ♫Through fair and stormy weather, We stand close together, Like books on a shelf!!!♫" Luna entered their dream, but stood in complete confusion. The 4 turned around and panted like dogs. "♫As pals though we may be, When some Latin baby Says yes, no, or maybe... it's Each man is for himself!♫" They all began to tackle each other! Luna, without any hesitation, teleported away! The 4 saw her disappear and quickly went back to their thing. "♫Ohhhh! Jalisco no the rajes!!!! Me sale del alma!!!! Gritar con color!!! Abrir todo le pecho Pa echar este grit Qué lindo es Jalisco Palabra de honooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!♫"

Their song ended.

"Wow." Sombra commented "That was beautiful and, might I say, fun!!!"

We're like this EVERYWHERE we go!!!

"Really? What was that final verse?"

It's Spanish. It translates to "Jalisco do not back !!!! I get the soul !!!! Shouting with color !!! Pa chest will open all take this grit How cute is Jalisco word of honor !!!"

"...What does that mean?"

"I have no clue!" Deadpool responded. "Anyways, it was nice meeting you lil' Sombrero, hopefully, you'll be a side character in Season 5 or 6."

"Uh... thanks? A quick thing I wanted to say before you wake up."

"Yeah?"

"I... well... I took your body away and buried it somewhere"

"WHAT!?!?!?"

"And you may not want to move so fast when you wake up."

"YOU SON OF A B-" The dream ended like that.

Author's Notes:

NEW YEAR!!! NEW CHAPTER!!! I'm not so huge with Sombra, so this may be the most boring chapter. (way to go for 2015) Who should Deadpool meet next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwGs9vKm9SY

Goat + Shark +Pony= Pony(???) #17: Tydal

In the protection of the night, a changeling and a mysterious hooded figure stood near the castle's wall. They were approximately near the window to Deadpool's room in the castle.

"So," the Changeling said "you really think you can kill something that can't be killed?"

"Of course I can." The figure replied "Rapid healing will just be a challenge. Everything has a weakness and I will find my target's weakness." At that moment, they heard some loud snoring and looked up: surrounded by a black aura, Deadpool was being lifted away as he snored loudly.

"Well... that's Deadpool."

"Really? That red thing is the creature you all fear!?!?!?"

"Just... get rid of him and you'll be free, okay?"

"... anything just to meet my sisters again." He ran away following Deadpool, who seemed to floated away faster.

"-ITCH!!!" Deadpool yelled as he got up, but hit something wooden. He felt the pain on his head and looked around. "F**K!!! That hurt."

Where are we in?

By the looks of it, I believe we're in a coffin.

"Man, this is some bulls**t!"

We gotta Get out of here!!! QUICK!!! BEFORE WE DIE!!!

How many times do I have to remind you two? WE CAN'T DIE!!!

"I already know one way, and it's Quentin Tarantino approved!!!"

Oh!!! You'll bring in Samuel L. Jackson to help us out and be a bada**!?!?!?

That isn't it.

Deadpool, with his right hand began to punch the wood in front of him, not even sure if he's punching the same spot, nor caring about the pain on his fists. He heard the wood crack with each punch. Soon, he'll be free to eat his lovely taquitos!!!

The hooded figure ran to an open field. He was tiring all night, especially when chasing after the red figure named 'Deadpool' that's being lifted away be dark magic. He stopped and took a small breather.

"Dammit!" He yelled to himself "I've failed you sister, truly, I have." He looked forward and saw the ground below breaking. He stood there, a bit curious on what was happening: being locked away by Chrysaliss for many years has made him forgot how most things work in the land of Equestria. A red hand pierced the ground, grabbed the food and began to pull itself out! A head appeared, followed by the rest of it's body! He looked closely and saw that it was Deadpool, his target!!!

"Brains!!!" Deadpool yelled as he emerged "BRAINS!!!"

Is he... a zombie? The figure thought. Deadpool wiped the dirt off his spandex and looked around his new area. He turned and saw a pony in a hood.

"Hello there!!!" Deadpool yelled "Listen, I may be famous for killing the centaur Tirek, but I'm not gonna hurt you, I just need directions to Canterlot or the Crystal Empire or... anywhere really."

"Wait! You killed Lord Tirek?"

"...Uh... Yeah! You didn't hear?"

"Hmm... you're even much more of a challenge than I thought. Surrender now and I'll make your death swift & painless!"

"What!?!?!? WHO THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?!?" The figure took off his hood! It was a grey stallion with what appeared to be goat horns, a green mane & goatee, black goat like hooves, but his flank side was all green and looked as if it were a dorsal fin with tail of shark. He also had a bag next to him, probably holding valuable inside.

"The name's Lord Tydal: Lord of the Capricorns, God of the Sea, God of War, Equestria's All Time Cursing Champion, and Celestia & Luna's older brother!!!" Deadpool stared at the figure. He began to chuckle then fell to the floor, laughing out loud!!! "WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?!?!?"

"I'm Sorry!!!" Deadpool had a hard time trying to be serious, but kept laughing. "Did you're father F**k a goat while using shark as protection? OH LORD THIS IS FUNNY!!! And you're the older brother of Celestia & Luna? ... BUAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh God!!! This is... This is too Hysterical!!! I take it you're Sony's biggest fan of the God of War Series? God of War!?!?!? HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man!!! This is just priceless!!!" Tydal gave him a stern look as he smiled. He looked through his bag and pulled out one of Deadpool's Shotguns. "Hey!!! Is that my Shotgun!?!?!?" Tydal fired at Deadpool with some magic. The figure rolled and slammed into a tree.

"Annoying b*****d." He turned around and released a sigh of relief. Finally, after a long time, he was free! Free to go home to his sisters! Free to take back and rule his empire! Free to-

"Can we get past that monologue, MrAquino?" Tydal froze in place and turned around. Deadpool was sitting right on his back, holding all his guns in a ball. "I miss you guys so much! Did he hurt you? I hope not."

"GET OFF!!!" Tydal used his magic and threw Deadpool into the ground!!! The merc got up and went into a fighting pose.

"So... if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!!!"

"HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!?!?"

"Super Rapid healing, bro! What do you think would happen?"

"There's... no magic that will kill you?"

"F**k no!!! As long as the internet loves me, I'll live forever!!!"

"In that case then... I'll drag you to Tartarus myself!!!"

"Ooh!!! Hopefully, Cerberus doesn't like the smell of fried fish."

"ENOUGH!!!" Tydal used his magic and pulled out one of Deadpool's Katanas.

"Ooh! One moment!" He teleported next to Tydal, took out one of his Katanas, and teleported back to where he was. "There we go! Now this should be interesting. FIGHT!!!"

THAT'S MY LINE!!! Nevermind, keep it. Deadpool and Tydal charged at each other and swung their katanas at each other! Their swords clashed and they swung again, another clash! They began to release a fury of swings, causing a lot of sparks in their swords and clangs! A loud 'Snap!!!' came and the two looked at their swords: both of their force was so strong, their katanas' blade came right off, leaving only the handle.

"Wow," Deadpool commented, holding his handle of a sword "you're paying for that, you know, right?" Tydal tackled Deadpool onto the ground, using one of his hooves to hold Deadpool's suit's neck up and used the other to release of punches to the face!!!

"YOU," He said with each punch "WILL...DIE...AND...YOU...WILL...NOT...HURT...MY...SISTERS!!!" A final punch was made, leaving a large, fully disfigured (or more than ever) Deadpool. Tydal got up and began to pant a bit.

"Dude," Deadpool said. Tydal froze again and began to steam through his head!!! He got up and was about to charge at Deadpool "I bet that you haven't heard, but I'm friends with your sister." Before he jumped, he stopped and skidded onto the floor, just stopping a couple of inches near Deadpool's feet.

"Come again?"

"I'm friends with your sisters!"

"PROOF!!!"

"Hold on." He pulled out his cellphone. "Look, here's my pic with Luna." He showed the awkward selfie with his sleeping self and Luna, trying to get away from Deadpool's grip. Tydal stared at the picture. Tears began to fall from his face.

"Sister..." Deadpool looked back at his phone and looked for the other

"And this is one with Celestia." Again, Tydal stared and saw her sister smiling with what was the threat.

"Are they... alright?"

"Of course they are! I helped them escaped from the changeling when we were captured."

"WHAT!?!?!? That music was you!!!"

"Yep! They're alive!!! Luna's in Canterlot for now and I believe Celestia may have returned with her, or is in the Crystal Empire.

"Those... Those LIARS!!!"

"Liars?"

"THE CHANGELINGS PROMISED ME THAT IF I KILLED YOU, THEY WOULDN'T HURT CELESTIA AND LUNA!!! THEY USED ME AS THEIR PAWN!!!"

"Pawn in what?"

"Enough!!!" A voice yelled, followed by some hissing. A couple hundred changelings appeared out of sky, surrounding the two. "Tydal! Eliminate him now and you'll live!!!" Tydal looked at Deadpool's back. Right behind Deadpool, in his hands, he held two uzis.

"...I wish I could," Tydal replied with a smirk across his face "But I'd rather got out with a bang."

"...Kill them." All the changelings began to close in on the two. Deadpool pulled out his two uzis.

"Bang." Deadpool simply said. He pulled the triggers and released a barrage of bullets at the changelings, killing many around him and Tydal easily. Tydal, with his magic, carried the two pistols Deadpool had in his sack and began firing at the changelings in front of him!!! The two were now back to back, firing and killing any changeling around them!!! Deadpool kept yelling 'BANG!!!' over and over, as if he were a child with a toy gun, while Tydal kept yelling with pleasure in his tone, finally getting a slice of revenge after what they've done to him for many years and how they tried using him in their scheme!!!

"Retreat!!!" A changeling yelled "RETREAT!!!" Any changeling that was lucky to not get shot flew away, while those shot limped their way back into the forest!!! Deadpool and Tydal, surrounded by piles of dead changelings, bleeding green blood, stared at each other while taking in deep breaths. They both began to chuckle at what they did, then fell to the floor laughing uncontrollably!!!

"That was the most fun I've had in years!!!" Tydal exclaimed.

"I know!!!" Deadpool replied as he looked up to the sky, flipping the bird "F**K YOU CHRYSALISS AND GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!!!"

"Yeah!!! F**K YOU!!!"

"We have got to remember this moment!!!"

"...How?"

"With this!" He pulled out his phone.

"Oh!!! Forgot about that during our slaughter."

"It's no problem. Smile!!!" The two smiled as their picture was taken. "Alright, if I'm not mistaking, you'll want to meet your sisters, right?"

"YEAH!!!"

"I can half grant that... most likely. We'll find our way back to the Crystal Empire, or Canterlot,and work our way there, capsice?"

"Uh... capisce?"

"Alrighty then, let's go." They both got up and walked into the forest, as Deadpool picked up the sack with his weapons inside and rode Tydal's back. Though Tydal was a bit annoyed, and a bit embarrassed he was a steed to something, he went along with his new friend, probably best friend for that manner.

Author's Notes:

DP: You really told people your computer had a virus and you wouldn't be able to make new chapters for a while?
Me: I didn't know it'd be that short.

I read some things about Tydal, so don't be angry that I gave him magic to lift things. Don't worry, I love Guardians of the Galaxy: it's such an awesome film!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTutGLymDhA

Who should Deadpool Meet next?

The classiest of duels. Pony #18: Octavia Melody

Tydal and Deadpool travelled through the forest for a couple of hours. Deadpool, while riding the weird O.C., cleaned their weapons while singing some random songs that were used in various movies that had a LOT of traveling. Tydal was able to keep patience with Deadpool's singing and 'Dane Cook' rating humor. They both climbed on top of a mountain and looked out to the distance: the castle of the royal sisters laid in the distance.

"I'm Home!" Tydal said

"Easy man," Deadpool said "I'm not sure long how you've been away, but I don't think they will-"

"I'M COMING SISTERS!!!" Tydal ran to the castle with Deadpool holding onto his neck!!! Deadpool grabbed onto Tydal's mane and 'steered' the king, as the two were about to hit a wall!!! Tydal tripped after a hard yank from Deadpool, causing the two to roll down a steep hill and not slowing down! On the bottom of the hill, a unicorn guard was having a hard time with a certain gray pegasus, as there was a giant trampoline set up.

"For the last time," the guard said with an annoyed tone "We DID NOT order a giant trampoline!!!"

"You know, good sir," the pegasus responded, also with an annoyed tone in her voice "you could've told me that BEFORE I set it up!!!"

"GANG WAY!!!" Deadpool yelled. The two turned and saw the weird duo rolling downhill!!! The guard immediately teleported away and the pegasus flew put of the way. Deadpool and Tydal missed the trampoline, but went up a curved hill that pointed to the inside of Canterlot's walls!!! They were in the air, and Deadpool saw that they were in the market area.

"♫ I believe I can fly!!!" Deadpool sang "♫I believe I can touch the sky!!! I think about it every-♫- OH S**T!!!" Deadpool covered his eyes, as the two crashed into what was an outside concert going on for a fancy wedding. A loud 'CRASH' was heard, wood was broken, and some moaning from ponies were heard. Deadpool woke up to see nothing but darkness.

Alright, don't panic, I have some ideas where we're at. I'm most likely going to assume we're underneath the rubble of, what I believe was a wooden stage.

I don't know. Try squeezing it!!!

Deadpool lifted his hand, a bit surprised to see it was free, and, in a squeeze, felt what was like two balls of fur... in between a tail.

"OOH!!!" A woman's voice yelled "YOU PIG!!!" He saw the darkness lifted and, with his eyes adjusting to the brightness, saw the silhouette was a pony's plot.

"Oh crap." Deadpool simply said as a both hind legs were lifted and was heading towards his face. Immediate pain was felt, then the figure turned around, lifted Deadpool by the loose clothing around his neck area, and was slapped silly for a good solid minute

"I WILL NOT BE TREATED AS ANOTHER, LOW LIFE PEASANT!!! I HAVE WORKED HARD AND GAVE MYSELF SELF RESPECT AND I WILL NOT BE USED AS A SLAVE!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU A- wait a minute!?!?!?" Deadpool slowly regained his vision. Though blurry, he could see that the mare that was beating the s**t out of him had a light grey coat, with a darker, long, very tamed grey mane and wore a white collar with a pink bow-tie, almost matching the same color as her eyes.

"Octavia Melody?" Deadpool asked. The whole crowd around them gasped.

"DEADPOOL!?!?!?" He was dropped immediately and could hear her hooves back away from him rapidly. Deadpool got up onto his feet, wiped off the dirt on his suit, and saw Octavia in a cowering position, trying to get into the crowd of ponies but being pushed out immediately. She turned and froze with fear. "PLEASE!!! Don't kill me!!! I'm sorry for what I've done!!! Use me in anyway you see fit, BUT PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!!!"

Hmm... I'm liking this.

THE F**K MAN!?!?!? THAT'S JUST AWFUL!!!

Deadpool slowly walked to the frightened pony, but saw her scampering her way away from him as the crowd kept a circle formation, watching the two. Deadpool teleported right next to Octavia. The crowd gasped even louder, with some mares in the crowd fainting. Octavia whimpered a bit as she fell to the floor and shivered in complete fear. Deadpool reached his hand out and Octavia shut her eyes tight, tearing a bit. Silence fell among the crowd, and octavia felt something rather relaxing scratching right behind one of her ears. She turned and jumped a bit, seeing Deadpool was scratching right behind one of her ears.

"There, There," Deadpool stated "don't worry, I'm not here to kill you, nor do I plan to, nor did anyone hired me to, I just... crashed the party right after a certain SOMEPONY COULDN'T KEEP HIS COOL!!!" The crowd parted, seeing Tydal on the floor completely unconscious. Deadpool teleported next to Tydal and pointed at him as if he were a dog. "BAD O.C.!!! BAD!!! NO SHIP FICS FOR YOU!!!" He telported again, this time, Octavia was in his arms. "Plus, I've meet your rival and best friend already!!!"

"Rival AND Best friend!?!?!?" Octavia asked, completely surprised "You mean-"

"oh yes! I do!!!"

"...How is she!?"

"Pardon?"

"How is she!?!?!?"

"She's doing fine... when I meet her at least." Deadpool stopped and looked at the crowd, staring at them. "Hold on tight." Deadpool and Octavia teleported away!!! They teleported next to Tydal, as Octavia found herself on Deadpool's back and holding onto his neck, while Deadpool quickly grabbed Tydal. Another puff of smoke, and all three found themselves at Celestia's throne room! Deadpool released Tydal, grabbing Octavia into his arms, and teleported away. Tydal woke up, a bit curious on how he woke up in a familiar throne room. The doors opened and Celestia & Luna walked in.

"I'm telling you!" Luna yelled "Deadpool betrayed us!!! He and Sombra will attack soon!!!"

"Oh sister," Celestia replied "you're speaking nonsense! if our family were here, they'd- WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?"

"WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?"

"SISTERS!!!" Tydal yelled, running towards them, followed by a large group hug!!! His eyes filled with tears "It's been so long!!! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!"

"Sisters?" Luna asked "How are you here? How did the guards not see you!?!?!?"

"And how do you claim to be our brother?" Celestia added

"It's a long story," Tydal replied "but, if he's right, you both know him very well." The sisters looked at each other then back to their 'brother'.

"Explain." they said together with a stern look

A recognizable white unicorn with spiked up, striped blue & light blue mane & tail sat in a table, looking at a menu with her purple glasses resting on her horn. A waiter appeared next to her, brining in a glass of water.

"Madam," the waiter greeted himself in a british accent "what would you like to order?"

"Oh, you know," she replied very laid back "just the salad, light on the ranch sauce though, need to lose some extra pounds, y'know?"

"Excellent choice, madam, would you like anything else?" At that moment, a puff of red smoke came, as Deadpool and Octavia appeared, both sitting on chairs.

"Yeah," Deadpool added "this lady right here would like your most finest tea, and for me, get me some of your most delicious tacos." The waiter and unicorn stood there awkwardly, both with surprised looks on their faces, but the unicorn went back to her usual smug.

"Don't worry," she said "they're with me."

"Of course, madam." the waiter replied, still a bit shaken seeing Deadpool and octavia appear out of nowhere as he left.

"'Sup Deadpool? Haven't seen you in a while! Heard what you did to Tirek."

"Oh yeah!" Deadpool replied, putting his feet on the table "That A**hole deserved it after destroying Twilight's home and Ponyville's Library!"

"Hold on," Octavia said, trying to get all the info "you two REALLY DID meet each other!?!?!?"

"Oh Tavi," Vinyl simply remarked "We did not just MEET each other, but we BATTLED EACH OTHER!!!" Octavia gasped

"Not that type of battle," Deadpool added "It was a DJ battle."

"Oh thank goodness!!!" Octavia said, awkwardly chuckling at the idea of Vinyl beating up Deadpool with CDs.

"It was nothing," Vinyl remarked "he is actually good with music. FYI, Deadpool, next time, don't jump into the crowd; We're DJ's, not rockstars."

"Gotcha!" Deadpool replied, pulling out a note with pencil and wrote it down.

"HEY!!! I just got an idea!!!" The human and earth pony stared at Vinyl, wondering what her idea was "Since I battle Deadpool in a DJ battle, Tavi: you should battle him in a Cello battle!!!"

"Oh please!" Octavia said with some pride in her tone "Mr. Deadpool could NOT take me on in that! He only knows Techno, like you, and we both know how horrible YOU are with any instrument that requires strings. No offense." Deadpool's eyes lowered with impatience. Octavia awkwardly smiled with some chuckling. Deadpool teleported away and came back with a violin.

"Please," Deadpool responded "I learned this bit from Double Fine's 'Stacking'." Deadpool did a small sample with the violin, which surprised Octavia on how clean, short, and poetic it sounded. She shook her head in disbelief.

"Beginner's luck. Plus, that's a violin, not a Cello!!!"

"Oh please," Vinyl commented "A cello is nothing but an oversized violin, right?"

"NO!!! The violin is smaller than the cello, tuned differently, and produces notes that are over an octave above those played on the cello. Violins enjoy greater popularity than cellos and are used more often in ensemble settings. While the violin is held between the user's left hand and chin, the cello is placed on an endpin and played vertically as it is considerably larger. Both the violin and cello are heavily used in classical music and in various genres of modern music. A violin is a substantially smaller instrument than the cello. On average, the total length of a violin is around 23.5 inches or 60 cm. The sounding length, which is the distance from the nut to the bridge, is around 12.75 inches or 32 cm. Not only does this compact form help the instrument produce high-pitched sounds, it also makes the violin one of the most portable string instruments. This gives violinists the advantage of being able to fit into any space, which is a major distinction between the violin and cello!!!" Deadpool and Vinyl stared at Octavia with a confused look.

"Killjoy." Deadpool commented

"Plus, I'm not going to battle YOU, even it's a cello battle, it would be very uncouth."

"What are you... Chicken?" Octavia's left eye twitched, then made an angry look.

"Nopony... calls... me... CHICKEN!!!"

"Oh boy." Vinyl said "You're in for it now... this could be interesting." Deadpool grabbed onto both Octavia's and Vinyl's mane and teleported away! The waiter arrived with the stuff they ordered, but saw that they were gone.

"I need a better job." He commented to himself

The three teleported into the middle of Canterlot's park, right on an outside stage. The crowd gasped at Deadpool appearing, but were curious on why he and famous local Octavia Melody were staring down at each other. Deadpool teleported away for a moment, then returned with 2 cellos with bows, two chairs, and some papers that had a composition written on it.

"Do you really thank that your 'skills' as a DJ hold up to my brilliance as a Cello artist?" Octavia mocked

"Oh we'll see," Deadpool commented "Michael Jackson will be aiding me in this battle."

OOH!!! What song did we get!?!?!?

Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal". We saw that video with the two guys battling each other with their cellos to recreate this song.

But... wasn't it ruined by Glee?

Oh Yes. It definitely was... F**K YOU GLEE!!!

A whole crowd gathered around the three ponies. Vinyl left the two alone and stood in the crowd, getting a front row look at the two going to battle!!! Everything was silent with only a few whispers, some pegasi wings flapping, and a couple of chirps from the birds around them. The two stared at each other a bit, took a deep breath, looked over their notes & memorized it, and began to play!

The duo took a deep breath, still staring at each other, but smiled, seeing as how both performed really well and the music they made was, well, breath taking!!! The ponies around them cheered loudly, loving the music they made as the battled each other!!! Deadpool grabbed onto one of Octavia's front hooves, and the two took a bow to the crowd. Vinyl ran up to the two and gave them group hug!!!

"That was amazing!!!" Vinyl commented "I'm not going to lie, I'm not a huge fan of all that 'classy music', but that music was so-so..."

"Awesome?" Deapool and Octavia asked at the same time

"YEAH!!! Awesome!!!"

"I do have to say," Octavia spoke, turning to Deadpool "that composition was... different, but enjoyable! I'm... sorry I doubted you in knowing anything about music. It's very hard just to find another pony who has a passion for the classics, like me."

"Oh, don't worry about it." Deadpool replied with a slight blush "You'll just have to do one thing for me."

"And that is?"

"A SELFIE!!!"

"A... selfie?"

"Don't worry, Octi," Vinyl said "it's just a simple picture with you two smiling to his camera."

"Oh... simple. Alright then, let's take it!!!"

"Say 'Mozart'!!!" Deadpool yelled as he slid next to the classic pony.

"Mozart!!!" The pic was taken "Just one question, before you leave."

"Yes?"

"Who was that pony? ... Tydal, I believe."

"Him? He claims to be a king and Celestia & Luna's older brother."

"He's the royal sisters' Older brother!?!?!?"

"Very unlikely, I just hope they turn him into fish sticks... or large died fish... or-" his stomach growled.

"GET BACK HERE!!!" a familiar voice yelled in the crowd. Deadpool looked up and Saw Lyra making her way back to him

"Uh... gotta go fast!!!" Deadpool ran away as fast as he could. Lyra ran past the two musicians, yelling random stuff.

"That was... interesting." Vinyl commented

"Very." Octavia added "Say, want to get a sandwich? I'll pay for it."

"Fine by me." The two left, heading to a nearby sandwich shop.

Author's Notes:

Ah, Glee... ruining all sorts of music and making musicians roll in their graves. Luckily, these two guys made the cut before them AND they don't Suck!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0xCI1jaUM

Who should Deadpool meet next?

Only Necromorph (Hopefully): Marksaline

Deadpool ran away from Lyra, who was slowly & steadily catching up to him!!!

"Why are you chasing me!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled "I made myself public!!! Everypony knows who I am!!!"

"YOU BELONG TO ME!!!" Lyra replied.He looked right behind him and saw Lyra nearly closet to his butt cheeks. He should be glad that he doesn't have a tail, but it would be more preferable to have a tail bit rather than having a pony bite one of his cheeks to get a hold of him. Lyra stopped immediately, skidding across the floor, then turned around and ran away, screaming!!! Deadpool stopped, skidding across the floor and stopped as well.

"YEAH!!! That's how we do it!!! So long Lyra!!! Alright, MrAquino, who is Marksaline?"

"That would be us." a demonic sounding woman with other voices in it replied. Deadpool froze a bit and turned around: a nearly, all red alicorn mare stood right behind him with a smile, filled with teeth that looked like white razors. Her mane & tail were loose & not tamed, her wings looked like they could stab someone, and her horn looked as if it were in a spiral way with two tips.

"...oh... you." Right behind her, Fluffle puff appeared, gasping a bit and running up to everyone's favorite mercenary. "Well, you're a pleasant sight. How's it between Chrysaliss & you?"

"Pfftpftpftpttpftpft" Fluffle Puff 'responded'.

"Really? Is she still angry at me?"

"pftpftppftttpftpftpppfttttpft"

"Figures. And you do know that Marksaline is an O.C. pony inspired from the video game series 'Dead Space', right? Those games have been going from horror to mindless action... kinda like Resident Evil."

"Pfftpftfptfptfffptttttfptfptffptptptfftpfppfttpfptptft."

"The small one has been of great use to us." Marksaline added "We are glad, the one known as 'Tirek', was able to join us to quench our hunger.

"...WHAT!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled. At that moment, a building crashed in the distance, showing a headless corpse of Tirek with tentacles coming out of the neck area, and it's arms being molded to more tentacles. Discord teleported right next to Deadpool, having a bucket of Popcorn in his hand and sipping a soda.

"This should be interesting!" He commented.

"DISCORD!!! I'm so glad you're here!!! Please, help me defeat the altered zombie Tirek!!!"

"Hmm... I don't really know, what's in it for me?"

"You can have a small slice of revenge!" Discord's eyes widened at what he said

"You just won me over, again!!! Alright, this should help." He snapped his fingers and a piñata appeared, as it looked very similar Celestia. A giant corn Dog appeared in Deadpool's arm. Discord had on a suit of armor that looked as if it were made of various snacks and had a three boom boxes stacked on top of each other. "I will now perform my people's native dance!!!" Discord did a dance to the song to "Do the Hustle". Marksaline had a book and levitated it, reading what Discord was doing.

"It says here," she read "that this part of 'the hustle' implores the gods to grant a favor, usually a transom." Discord stopped.

"Is that all?" Deadpool asked

"No," he responded. "This is!!!" He pressed a button and the boom boxes started to play Guiles theme!!!

"AW YEAH!!! This goes with EVERYTHING!!!"

"CHARGE!!!" The celestia Piñata began to hover and fly towards the Necromorph Tirek!!! Deadpool prepared his giant corn dog, Discord summoned a giant ketchup packet, squirting it on the corn dog!!! The two charged at the monster, preparing themselves, and, just moments in, THEY

Hello everyone, sorry for interrupting the story, but I have news for all of you. Don't worry, I'm not quitting the ridiculousness of Deadpool in Equestria, but I'm going to let it sit for a while, as I work on two other stories. One of these, you may know already, is "Mares in Black", a parody and somewhat different story to the original "Men in Black". The other story, is actually something I've dreamt of doing since... yesterday. It's based off a famous Dreamworks movie, which will have a sequel in 2017. If any of you can figure that out, please, don't tell the others, but keep it to yourself. Both of these have a story, and, unlike the other times, this time, I mean it, as I will work on both. And now, back to the story.

Deapool, the princesses, Discord, and Tydal stood around the corpse of Tirek... AGAIN!!! Marksaline walked next to the corpse, then stared at Deadpool.

"You all have impressed us." She stated "If it pleases you, I will take what you call... a 'selfie'.

"Oh no!!!" Luna yelled "Thouest will pay for thy crimes!!! Who does thou think they are, being able to-" *CLICK!!!* Luna looked and saw Deadpool had taken a selfie with Marksaline. Luna became furious, as a lightning storm came right behind her!!! Celestia reached her hoof over her sister's shoulder, giving her comfort.

"Please," Celestia stated "I believe Deadpool may know what he's doing."

"Do you now believe I'm your brother?" Tydal asked

"... A little, but one story and helping us defeat Tirek again isn't enough."

"Please, you must listen, sisters!!!"

"Another time," Luna said. "We must get Deadpool and- Where'd he go?" Deadpool was now gone.

"He'll come back," Discord said "He's unpredictable that way... and I love him for it!!!"

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bjkM_y-Wps

Who Should Deadpool meet next?

ANOTHER HUMAN!?!?!? Dan (from Dan Vs.)

We move back to Deadpool, who was... uh... Deadpool... what are you doing?

"Hmm? Me? Oh, I'm just reading your lame excuse of a Transformers-MLP cross over. Seriously!?!?!? People are into the Michael Bay Transformers, not G1 stuff anymore, get with the times, man!!!"

Ugh... please, give me the benefit of the doubt, I tried to keep the original spirit but still have something new.

"Oh sure, just like how Universal Studios keeps doing to all of the Dr. Seuss books."

Alright, Don't you DARE compare me to them!!! They're rich, I'm not!!!

"But seriously, can't you do something better than that? It's fine you added Transformers to "Mares in Black", but please, don't use that as it's own series."

... Can we continue with this story?

"Fine. Break time is over!!!"

Alright, thankfully, that's done and over with. We move back to Deadpool after re-killing Tirek, he walked back to Ponyville, looking at the strange picture she took with the Necromorph Queen.

"Jesus!" He yelled to himself "That thing is so frightening."

Where are we going?

Beats me, where are we going?

"Where this road will led us!!! Come on, you remember this song, right?" Some music began to play behind them "♫Just shoot for the stars!!! If it feels right, and aim for my heart. If you feel like and take me away and make it OK, I swear I'll behave!!!♫"

Ooh!!! ♫You wanted control, So we waited. I put on a show, Now I make it. You say I'm a kid, My ego is big, I don't give a s**t!!!

Ugh... ♫and it goes like this.♫

"♫Take me by the tongue and I'll know you. Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger♫"

♫I've got the moves like Jagger♫

♫I've got the moves like Jagger♫

"♫I don't need to try to control you look into my eyes and I'll own you with them moves like Jagger♫"

♫I've got the moves like Jagger♫

♫I've got the moves like Jagger♫

"Is that you, Deadpool?" Lyra's voice was heard. The music scratched.

"OH S**T!!!" Deadpool teleported up into a tree. He looked around and noticed that he was back in Ponyville.

"Deapool!!! I've got someone you know!!! He's in my house, waiting for you! He says you owe him some weapons."

Hold on! Those weapons we used to Kill Tirek!!! Those belonged to Dan!!!

"Yeah, so?"

If we can save him from Lyra, think of all the weapons we can get from him!!!

I don't follow.

"Wait! I see what you mean. It's time to begin, Operation: Rescue Dan from a Crazy pony b***h!!!" Deadpool teleported next to Lyra's house, where the unicorn looked around. Deadpool picked up a stone and threw it into a nearby well. The unicorn foolishly went to the well, allowing Deadpool to sneak up on her. He reached his hand up to her neck and, pressed her neck. Lyra's ears perked up.

"What are you doing?" Lyra asked

"Uh... the... Vulcan neck pinch?" Deadpool responded

"...If that's a way to make me unconscious, then that isn't it."

"Oh... well... time for Plan B. LASER POINTER!!!"

"Laser What!?!?!?" Deadpool pulled out a small Laser pointer and activated it. He glowed it in front of Lyra. For a weird reason, Lyra found the red dot to be... beautiful, and she began to chase it with crazed laughing. Deadpool waved the laser pointer around, laughing at how, though thee ponies acted like humans, were still gullible enough to chase after something they can't get!!! Soon, Lyra wasn't alone: random ponies from around the town saw the laser and joined in on the action, some recognizable, others, he haven't meet yet, and, for a strange reason, Celestia joined in, knocking all the other down as she chased the red dot!!! Deadpool quickly went inside the house, turned off the laser pointer, and locked the door inside. A collective groan was heard outside. Deadpool saw the short, scruffy, rowdy & messy human, wearing the familiar black T-shirt that had, in white ledge words, 'Jerk' on it with his blue pants, tied up to a chair with his mouth in a gag, muffling his screams. Deadpool teleported right behind him and started to took off his gag.

"FINALLY!!!" Dan yelled "It's about time someone noticed me being kidnapped from that candy colored horse!!! How does she not remember me? She's been obsessed with my hands, but never did she KIDNAP me... or at least... failed at doing it."

"Yeah," Deadpool replied "I know that feeling, Bro."

"Bro? BRO!?!?!? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M-"

"SHH!!! She's outside."

"...what makes you think I'm your brother?"

"It's just a figure of speech."

"...Name's Dan."

"Deadpool."

"D-Deadpool!?!?!? YOU!!! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STOLE ME WEAPONS FROM MY PERSONAL PILLOW!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL-" The Door slammed open, and Lyra stood in the doorway.

"DEADPOOL!!!" She yelled "What are you doing with my Dan!?!?!?"

"SAVE ME!!! SAVE ME!!!"

"Hold on!!!" The Merc replied. Lyra began to charge at them with one of her eyes being blood shot. Deadpool teleported themselves away from the crazed unicorn, barely making it!!! They found themselves on the rooftop, looking down at Ponyville.

"I suppose I should be grateful. NOW UNTIE ME!!!"

"Alright, calm down."

"I AM CALM!!! I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE-" A flash of light, and Lyra was back, this time, levitating a taser, tranquilizer gun, and rope with a crazed smile on her face.

"You're both my pets," she said wildly "And I... you're... gonna... LOVE ME!!!"

"QUICKLY!!! TO MY HIDING SPOT!!!"

"WHERE!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled

"IT'S UNDER TWILIGHT CHRIS'S HOUSE!!!

"WHICH ONE!?!?!?"

"THE ONE DESTROYED BY THE RED GUY!!!" Deadpool lifted Dan, still tied to the chair, above his head and began to run away!!!

"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!" Lyra yelled "GET BACK HERE!!!" The two (though really, it's just one) ran away from the crazed unicorn, who fired her tranquilizer dart wildly, hitting other ponies, causing them to immediately fall and sleep. The two stopped at the stump that was Twilight's old home.

"NOW WHAT!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled

"DIG IDIOT!!!" Dan replied "DIG!!!" Deapool began to use Dan as a shovel, hearing him scream as Dirt was placed over his head, being muffled of course, then with the dirt flying in Mid air, Dan continued screaming with a mix of dirt, mud, and worms in his mouth. Lyra caught up to them and released a frightening laugh that stopped Deadpool to stop, giving Dan a chance to spit out the earth in his mouth.

"Now..." Lyra began to aim the taser at them "Come out, and you won't be hurt."

"... Alright," Dan said, moping a bit. "you win. Come on, let's-"

"ATTACK!!!" Deadpool yelled. He threw Dan at Lyra, causing the unicorn to pull the trigger and send volts into Dan, causing him to scream loudly!!! Deadpool teleported, taking her tranquilizer away, aimed it at the unicorn's face, and pulled the trigger. A dart landed in between her eyes and, almost on instant, she fell to the floor, knocked out. Dan twitched a bit, still having electricity running though him from the taser. Deadpool took off the ending cord, giving Dan a break from twitching, but saw him pass out as well. Wade finished the digging with a knocked out Dan, and jumped into a whole where the old Lab was at... but it looked more of a dungeon more than an old laboratory. He quickly took a selfie with the sleeping human, when a lightbulb turned on out of nowhere.

"I just got an idea!!!" Deadpool yelled

Are we going to get them?

"Oh yes!!!"

ALL OF THEM!?!?!?

"Oh yes!!!"

Including-

Him?

"OH YES!!! People at home: give us the list of the characters from MLP that we all agree on, WE HATE THE MOST!!! I already have Brad, you do the rest. See you next chapter!!!"

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKcCoquSEVQ

D********s Ponies # 19- 25 and Griffon #1: Nyx, Prince Blue Blood, Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara, The Flim Flam Brothers, Gilda the Griffon, and He who must not be named.

Deadpool sat down on a chair, where his targets are all tied together with ropes above a kiddy pool with toy sharks in it. His targets include: Nyx, Prince Blueblood, Gilda the Griffon, Silver Spoon & Diamond Tiara, the Flim Flam brothers and... him!!!

"Are you talking about Powerpuff Girls 'Him', or-"

DON'T SAY HIS NAME!!!

"What? Do you mean-"

SHHH!!!!

"...Is it-"

SILENCE!!!

"...Brad?"

NO!!! MY WAIFU!!! DAMN YOU!!! ALL OUR WAIFUS, TAKEN!!!

"...You Bronies need a life. And he didn't take MY waif away. Why, she's right... where is she?"

...Who?

"MY TACOS!!! DAMN YOU BRAD!!!" At the mention of Deadpool's voice, all his targets began to wake up.

"What the-?" Gilda yelled "Where am I?"

"Who's there?" Diamond Tiara asked "I'll have you know: My Daddy's rich and he'll arrest you!!! Take Silver Spoon, not me!!!"

"HEY!!!" Silver replied

"Twilight?" Nix asked with a lot of fear in it "Is this a test?"

"I doubt this is a test, young filly." Flim of the brothers said

"Indeed," Flam added "The one who has us may have found out our new secret ingredient to show inner beauty."

"OOH! If we make it out, I'll have some of that." Prince Blue balls said, complimenting on them but still being disgusted by the ropes they were in.

"Come on guys," the thief spoke "We gotta get outta here!!! I need to visit-"

"Not another word." Deadpool spoke, silencing the panicked crowd tied up crowd together. They all looked up. Deadpool came in wearing a simple hood over him, keeping his 'identity' a secret.

"What's going on!?!?!?" Blue Blood asked "Unhand me this instant!!!"

"You mean us, right?" Gilda growled

"SILENCE!!!" Deapool interrupted "You all have committed crimes that the Brony Fanbase would love to see you go through."

"Like what?" Nyx asked, sobbing a bit.

"Easy." Deadpool pulled out his phone and looked at many various memes on why Bronies hate these characters the most. "For you, Nyx, you are, what we call, a "Mary Sue", and perceived derailing effect you are on Twilight's personality."

"WHAT!?!?!?"

"SHUT THE F**K UP!!! Flim and Flam: you are both the most revolting con artists around and the main reason why we can't sleep, due to your... music."

"We are not con artists!!!" Flim yelled

"We just ant to make a few quick bits." Flam added

"Sure." Deadpool responded, rolling his eyes "Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon: you are prejudiced against those with no cutie marks and always make fun of the three innocent, and might I add, cute trio known locally as the 'The Cutie Mark Crusaders'."

"It's not my fault that they have no talent!!!" Diamond Tiara barked.

"I don't want any of this!!!" Silver Spoon pleaded "I just follow her!!!"

"Likely Story," our hero continued "Blueblood: you are the most self-centered creature who's up with extreme irritation that makes all of us want to beat the everlasting S**T out of you!!!"

"That... is just vulgar." Blueblood replied

"Gilda the Griffon: You made Fluttershy cry. That's it."

"Seriously?" Gilda responded "What's so special about her?"

"... you b*****d!!! And finally... you! I can't say your name, nor your 'human name', but you... you stole Twilight Sparkle! You made her fall in 'love' with you!!! YOU STOLE EVERYONE'S WAIFUS!!! YOU CAUSED DEPRESSION TO COUNTLESS LIVES!!!"

"I did?" He asked "But... we just bumped into each other."

"...Know what? I'll start with you first." He grabbed the pegasus out of the other and tightened the rope to make sure they wouldn't escape. Deadpool grabbed the infamous waif thief and stared into him with spiraling eyes!!!

"What are you going to do to me?"

"...we're going for a ride." The place went pitch black, a spotlight was over Deapool and that awful pony!!! Some music began to play after Deadpool's first two words. "It's not... ♫easy having yourself a good time. Greasing up those bets and betters, watching out they don't four-letter, F**k and kiss you both at the same time. Smells like something I've forgotten, curled up died and now it's rotten. I'm not a gangster tonight, don't want to be a bad guy, I'm just a loner baby and now you're gotten in my way. I can't decide hether you should live or die. Oh, you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry. No wonder why my heart feels dead inside: It's cold and hard and petrified! Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride.♫" Deadpool dragged the pegasus by his tail, opening to another room, where Dan was sharpening an Axe with a crazed smile on his face. "♫It's a b***h convincing people to like you. If I stop now call me a quitter, If lies were cats you'd be a litter, pleasing everyone isn't like you. Dancing jigs until I'm crippled, slug ten drinks I won't get pickled! I've got to hand it to you, you've played by all the same rules. It takes the truth to fool me, and now you've made me angry!!! I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh, you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry. No wonder why my heart feels dead inside: It's cold and hard and petrified! Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!!!♫" Deadpool teleported the two to the side of a cliff with a cake shop behind them! "♫Oh I could throw you in the lake or feed you poisoned birthday cake, I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. Oh I could bury you alive, But you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm sleeping that's why: I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh, you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry. No wonder why my heart feels dead inside: It's cold and hard and petrified! Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride." He telported them back to their area spot where all of his targets were still hanging over the kiddy pool.

"So... there are ponies who really hate me?" Orange pegasus asked

"Oh yes! And many would LOVE to pay me millions just to kill you!!!"

"What about these other ponies you kidnapped!?!?!?"

"Them? Eh, perhaps a couple thousand."

"HEY!!!" Diamond yelled "I'm worth BILLIONS compared to your head!!!"

"Correction: I am worth 17 billion, 734 million, 99 thousand, 432 dollars and 17 cents... tax included. You're all just going to add some cash to that list. But now, we get to the good part!!!" Dan came inside and gave Deadpool the axe he was sharpening!!! "ANY LAST WORDS!?!?!?"

"DEADPOOL!!!" A booming voice roared through the crowd. A flash of yellow white, and Princess Celestia stood next to them!

"F**K YOU MRAQUINO!!! F**K THAT 'Deus ex machina' BULLS**T!!!"

"DEADPOOL!!! What is the meaning of this!?!?!?"

"Uh... we're... doing... a... jewish circumcision!!!"

"...Does it involve using an axe?"

"... it can. Uh... DAN!!! DISTRACTION!!!"

"NO WAY!!!" Dan replied, running away "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!"

"COWARD!!!" Deadpool looked up to Celestia, who used her magic to take the axe out of his hands. She used the axe and chopped the rope, releasing his targets.

"Deadpool," she in an angered tone "Something like can make you-"

"Banished on the moon for 1000 years!?!?!?"

"... no. You can be-"

"Imprisoned in stone!?!?!?"

"No! You can be-"

"TRAPED UNDER SNOW!?!?!?"

"NO! YOU CAN BE-"

"LOCKED AWAY IN TARTARUS FOREVER!?!?!?" Celestia face hoofed herself

"Sure... why not?"

"NEVER!!!" Deadpool put on a gas mask and threw a canister on the floor. On the canister, it was written (though censored for good reasons) 'F**K YOU EX MAKINA'. Smoke began to rise, and everyone who smelt it, fell to the floor, unconscious.

Well... what do we do now?

WE CAN QUICKLY CUT THEIR HEADS OFF AND ADD THEM TO OUR TROPY COLLECTION NEXT TO TIREK'S!!!

We don't have a collection!!! And where did his head go?

"I'm pretty sure somepony has him."

Tydal was in the middle of a forest. He pulled out his bag and quickly took out the decapitated head of Tirek.

"So Tirek," he spoke to the head "how's it like being... light headed!" Silence came between them. A lone breeze flew by the horrible looking O.C.

"BOO!" The breeze spoke in it's high pitch irish accent "Y'ER JOKES ARE AWEFUL!!!"

Groaning was heard around the Merc. Celestia and all of his targets woke up.

"Where are we?" Celestia spoke "Deadpool!?!?!? What's going on?"

"Don't worry about it," Deadpool lied to the princess "We're just underneath the old ruins of Twilight's old home, looking for something of value. The Flim-Flam brothers are paying us to do so, you took Blueblood to get out of this house, Gilda is our protection, that guy was trying to hit on her, and those two brats followed here to make fun of this blank flank, who followed me in to find her cutie mark and thought I was pure AWESOMNESS... Which I am."

"That... sounds reasonable."

"Can we get out of here?" Blue blood complained "this place is SO barbaric." Gilda and the D****e looked at each other.

"...So," Mr. D*****bag spoke "Doing anything tonight?"

"In your dreams." Gilda replied

"BLANK FLANK!!!" The two brats yelled

"Stop it!!!" Nyx replied, hugging Deadpool's leg. Deadpool leaned over and picked up the small Alicorn, tempted to snap her neck.

"There There," he replied, imagining what it would be like to football kick a small Alicorn. Celestia used her magic and carried Nyx over to her.

"What a strange Alicorn." Celestia commented "What's your name, little one?"

"My name?" the other Alicorn responded "It's Nyx. Do you know where Twilight is at?"

"I sure do. Come on everypony, let's get out of here!"

"What a waste of bits." Flim scolded at his brother

"It wasn't MY idea." Flam replied.

"Hold on!" Deadpool yelled "LET'S HAVE A SELFIE TOGETHER!!!"

"Oh YES!!!" Celestia replied "With this group, I'm sure it will be great!"

"ALL Together now!!!" Deadpool took out his camera and everyone stood together in a, though tight, rather colorful group! A picture was taken, though Deadpool wants to delete it. Celesita used her magic and all of them teleproted above ground! Though Celestia and Nyx were gone, most likely back in Canterlot, the rest all stood awkwardly in place. Without much to say, all the ponies and single griffon went back to their original paths. Twilight came out of a corner and stood next to Deadpool, who was taking rather deep, angered breaths along.

"Hey Deadpool," Twilight greeted herself. "Say, were you... with Flash Sentry?" Deadpool took out the axe and, with the sharp tip, slammed it into his own head right in between his eyes then fell. Some music began to play, with large red text that read 'Critical Mission Failure', with three options below it: a green that read 'continue', a blue that read 'load', and a red that read 'Main Menu'. "I take it you don't like him then, right?"

Author's Notes:

Song is based on this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA

I've just started playing the Mass Effect games (though I already know how #3 ends) and those who played it will know the 'Game over' screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhrbK254yRE

Who should Deadpool meet next?

Better than the horrible reimagining. Pony # 26-28 Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle.

"Ya'll think it could work?" A small western voice asked

"I'm not exactly sure," another voice responded "is your magic any good?"

"I'm pretty sure I can do it." A small squeaky voice responded. Deadpool groaned a bit, slowly opening his eyes.

"DO IT NOW!!!" A force was felt around the axe and, after a couple of seconds, it was yanked right out!!! Deadpool immediately got up and screamed loudly, followed by a him head hitting a wooden ceiling, causing him to kneel down and cover the back of his head.

"Holy S**t," Deadpool yelled in pain "que m*****o duele!!!"

"Are ya'll hurt?" Deadpool looked up and saw that he was in a small clubhouse with a map of Ponyville, but in front of him were three fillies: a yellow earth pony with a red mane & wearing a pink ribbon, an orange pegasus with a Rainbow Dash looking purple mane, and a white unicorn with a curly mane with two stripes of light pink & light purple.

HOLY S**T!!! THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!

They're so... cute... and young.[/color]

I wanna pet their little manes, scratch behind their tiny ears, and kick that s**t out of those two brats!!!

We both do. All three of us do.

"Can he speak?" the pegasus asked. Deadpool shook his head and went from kneeling to sitting down with his legs crossed.

"Yes." He spoke "I can speak and yes, I'm alright."

"Great!!!" The earth pony spoke "Mah name's Applebloom, the pegasus is Scootaloo and the unicorn is Sweetie Belle."

"Please to meet you." Scootaloo greeted herself

"Hi." Sweetie shyly introduced herself.

"We heard what ya'll have been doing around here lately, and we hoped we could get our Cutie Marks with your help!"

"My help?" Deadpool responded

"Yeah!" Scootaloo replied "All the things you've done have been AWESOME!!!"

"Really?"

"Though they were a bit violent and, might I add, Pinkie Pie-ish." Sweetie Belle squeaked

"None taken. Look, I'm not reayy sure that I should-"

"But you must!" Applebloom yelled. She ran towards the masked man, knocking him down to the floor, getting onto his chest and staring down into his eyes "Please! You can help us get our Cutie Marks!"

"Think of how awesome we can be with your help!" Scootaloo added, going to Deapool's right side

"We won't complain," Sweetie Belle added "We just need the basics!"

"Please!!!" All three begged together. Their underlips went over their top lips, and their pupils widened with some whimpering heard. Deadpool sat there, staring at them.

Can't... handle! Too... cute!!!

Do it! Or else... Diabeetus!!!

"...f**k." Deadpool simply said to himself "Alright, you win, I'll train you on how to use weapons like the ninja I am."

"YAY!!!" The Blank Flanks cheered "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS NINJA TRAINING!!!" The three ran out of the clubhouse, gleefully cheering and talking amongst themselves on what their new Ninja cute marks will look like. Deadpool, though in a crouching position, left the clubhouse to see the three running around, acting like they were ninjas. He exited and stood tall.

"TEN-HUT!!!" The three noticed Deadpool and got in a straight line. Deadpool walked down as if he were a general in the army, and drums started to play right behind them.

"Are ya'll hearing drums?" Applebloom asked

"You hear those as well?" Scootaloo replied "Glad I'm not the only one."

"Is this another song, Mr. Deadpool?" Sweeite Belle asked.

"No Questions!" Deadpool simply replied "♫Let's get down to business, to kick major buns. Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the cutest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we're through: Ladies, I'll make a mare out of you!!!♫"

The Four were in a forest, practicing with sticks as Bamboo shoots, doing twirls around. The three had to fight off Deadpool, who showed no sign of exhaustion.

"♫Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within.♫"

They were now in a stream, balancing on a small rock in the middle, though the fillies were having a hard time.

"♫Once you find your center, You are sure to win. You're a careless, young, weak-full lot, and you haven't got a clue.♫" Deadpool launched his arm into the stream and caught a decent sized fish, holding it like a trophy! "♫Somehow I'll make a mare out of you!!!♫"

"♫I'm never gonna catch my breath♫" Scootaloo huffed, running through some thorns while following Deadpool, getting a lot of cuts on her.

"♫Say goodbye to those who knew me.♫" Applebloom sang while swinging her warm wildly at Deadpool, who had one hand on her head preventing her to attack and was checking on his phone on what he missed back home (mostly dirty stuff).

"♫Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym♫" Sweetie Belle Panted, falling right behind her friends in a jog around the field."

♫You're scaring these kids half to death♫

♫Hope you guys don't see right through me.♫

"♫Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!♫" Deadpool sang, gasping for breath while failing to stay afloat in a kiddy pool with the CMC repeating the 'No Evil' monkeys.

"♫We are mares!♫" the fillies sang together

"♫We must be swift as a coursing river♫"

"♫We a mares!!!♫"

"♫With all the force of great ponies♫"

"♫We are mares♫"

"♫With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of mooncheeks!!!♫"

Deadpool looked down at the three from the roof of their clubhouse, seeing that they were so tired that they couldn't even climb the very steps to their clubhouse.

"Time is racing toward us till those brats arrive!!! Heed my every order and you might survive!!!" He jumped down to the three and started to walk away from them. You're unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up, go home you're through. How could I make a mare out of you?" The three took a final deep breath, looked at each other, and nodded. They got up onto their feet: Scootaloo tackled Deadpool! Deadpool, caught off guard, friend to throw her off, but Sweetie Belle ran around him with a rope, tying his legs up, causing Deadpool to fall. When he fell to the floor, immediately, Applebloom picked up her small hind legs and bucked the Merc across his face. Deadpool looked at how they did this and smirked. *During the chorus below, of course*

"♫We are mares!♫" the fillies sang together

"♫We must be swift as a coursing river♫"

"♫We a mares!!!♫"

"♫With all the force of great ponies♫"

"♫We are mares♫"

"♫With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of mooncheeks!!!♫"

The fillies were then able to do all the things they couldn't do: Scootaloo ran through the thorns as if it were nothing, Applebloom tossed Deadpool over, impaling him in the branch of a tree, Sweetie Belle ran past her friends in their jog, catching up to Deadpool, and Deadpool breached the water, flying high in the air as if he were a dolphin with the fillies holding up signs. (Applebloom's had on it 'Appuls', Sweetie had a Volume 10 Dictionary, and Scootaloo's had a bucket of fried chicken from KFC) *same as last*

"♫We are mares!♫" the fillies sang together

"♫We must be swift as a coursing river♫"

"♫We a mares!!!♫"

"♫With all the force of great ponies♫"

"♫We are mares♫"

"♫With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of mooncheeks!!!♫"

The three were in a straight row, wearing belts around their waists. Deadpool came walked back & forth in white karate with a black belt.

"Good." Deadpool simply said "I'm just glad that montage got out of the way. I'd hate authors to actually ATTEMPT creating a full montage in detail instead of, oh, I don't know, not use a Mulan joke."

"...I don't follow." Sweetie spoke

"Never mind that. You've all been exceptional, but this isn't the end of your training. Keep practicing what I've taught you, and you'll get better. For now, I have gifts for you all."

"Gifts!?!?!?" Scootaloo yelled "Really!?!?!?"

"But of course. Since you're the first to be excited, come and get yours first." Scootaloo happily ran towards Deadpool. He pulled out a large bag almost out of nowhere and began to look through it. "Let's see here... HERE WE ARE!!!" Deadpool pulled out two Sais.

"Giant forks?"

"Kinda. These are Sais: weapons meant to help break your enemy's weapons and gain the upper hand. Perfect for shanking from behind... and Spaghetti night."

"Thanks Master Deadpool!"

"Indeed." Deadpool bowed respectfully, and Scootaloo returned the bow. She went back to her friends, holding the sais. "Sweetie Belle!" The unicorn walked up to him. Deadpool reached in the bag and pulled out a five foot pole.

"A stick?" Sweetie Belle asked, feeling a bit jealous of Scootaloo.

"No. This is a staff: made from pure bamboo, it has a long reach to help knock the s**t out of your enemies from a longer distant than the others. Plus," he turned it around and showed a button on it. he clicked it and a huge blade came out!!! "It doubles as a spear. Here you go." Sweetie used her magic to hold the spear and the two bowed to each other. She went back to the others, clicking on the button with her snout, making the blade go away. "Finally, Applebloom." The earth pony walked towards her master. "Applebloom... you have shown a lot of... I forgot. But, well... f**k it, here." He pulled out a pair of nunchucks.

"What the hay are these?" the filly asked

"Nunchucks. They act as a flashy way to distract your enemies before you beat the s**t out of them with those two wooden blocks. Plus, with that hula hoop you had earlier, I think you could fly, or, at the very least, glide without much noise."

"Thank you, Sensai."

"Hai!" They both bowed down to each other. "Now, I fear... we won't see each other for a while, but, we will remember it by one thing."

"What is that?" Scoots asked, putting her Sais away.

"...We take a selfie."

"What's a selfie?" Sweetie Belle asked

"I know what it is!" Applebloom exclaimed "Deadpool and ma sister had one! He just takes a picture with you, as a memory!"

"Really?" Scootaloo asked "Well then, let's take it!"

"Say 'COWABUNGA!!!'" Deadpool exclaimed

"COWABUNGA!!!" the fillies cheered with a smile. Deadpool took a selfie with the trio of fillies!!!

"And now, for your memory."

"What is that?" Sweetie asked

"THIS!!!" Deadpool lifted his hand reached over to one of her ears, and began to scratch it. She let out a gasp, then began to murmur to herself.

"Sweetie... what's happening?" Scootaloo asked

"You've... got to try this." Sweetie said very calmly.

"There's room for everypony!!!" Deadpool exclaimed. The ponies tackled Deadpool, covering him in pure cuteness!!! He reached his hand out, touching Scoot's and Applebloom's ear, scratching their ears. they released a relaxed murmur themselves, along with some purring.

Deadpool sat down upright, with all of the CMC all over him: Sweetie lied on the top of his head, Applebloom had her head on his right arm, and Scootaloo lied on his lap, all fast asleep.

"Today was a good day." Deadpool simply said to himself.

Author's Notes:

Who should Deadpool meet next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

What's Next? A 'Five Nights at Freddy's' parody? Pony #29: SlenderMane/Pony/Colt

Deadpool woke up after his snuggling with the CMC, still at their clubhouse but with it being in the middle of the night. Next to him was a simple flashlight with a note that read 'You should get home- The Cutie Mark Crusaders'. Without any problem with that suggestion, he turned on the flashlight and pointed it forward. Immediately, he saw a piece of paper on a tree.

"What the-?" Deadpool asked to himself. He got up and looked at the piece of paper. 'Don't look or it takes you!' it read.

Are we seriously doing this?

What's next? A 'Five Nights at Freddy's parody?'

"Roll Credits!"

"Just joking there folks. But seriously? Really N***a?"

If I remember from the game, we had to collect a total of 8 pages, and Slenderman will chase us, becoming harder with each paper collected.

But... if we're in Equestria... is this SlenderMane, Slenderpony, or... slendercolt?

"I have no idea. But now, our game begins, and somepony's watching me and staring at me... probably looking at my booty. Booty... my booty... ♫Slendermane looking at my booty! My booty!!!♫" Deadpool turned around and saw a pony in the distance. It had no face, was super pale, wore a black suit with a red tie, and seemed to have tentacles coming out of his/her back. "Great. He's stalking me now. F**king stalking me... GO AWAY B***H!!! You don't know my life!!!" Deadpool teleported away, entering a bathroom. He found another page that read 'NoNoNo!!!'. He turned around and saw the strange pony, still standing but closer. "Go away! I already know you're F**king stalking me!!!" Another teleportation, and he found another note on a hay bale. He sat down on the hay bale, not even realizing that the ponified version of Slenderman was right behind him. "I don't even know why he wants me guys. He must've saw my a** and he like 'DAMN!!! I need that a**.' More teleportations later, he found all the rest of the pages. He saw the Slanderpony, standing over him as if it were a giant with it's tentacles wrapping around him. "Oh man! He wants to eat me!!! Or... want me to be his wife! I was a beautiful, young, and sexy lady. Anyone would've wanted me as their wife. They knew it." He teleported away, right on top by of a tree. Slendermane teleported next to him. Deadpool simply pushed the pony off, causing it to fall but grab onto the branches with it's tentacles. "GO AWAY!!! GO THE F**K AWAY!!!" He teleported to the ground, feeling the tentacles wrap around his neck. "Great... now he's above me. He smells me... tacos, I believe." The pony fell to him, opening it's 'mouth', revealing a lot of sharp white & triangular teeth!!! "I will NOT have pony babies!!! I'm not going to get prego by you! I don't even like pony p***s!!! I don't like it." Slendy pounced on Deadpool, but he teleported away, right behind him. "I tried it once and it was disgust- No no, never mind, another time." Slender got up and growled at him "I SEE YOU!!! I SEE YOU YOU LITTLE PONY B***H!!! I bet you got a little pony p***s!!! A tiny one... that's why he's mad folks." Another pounce, and Deadpool teleported away, now in a wedding gown, hiding in a corner of a tree. Slendy got up and marched right at him. "OH NONONONONO!!! YOU DID NOT SEE MY DRESS!!! THIS IS BULLS**T!!!" Slendy hissed at him. "Did he just f*****g hiss at me?" Deadpool walked towards the pony, who went back into it's normal form. "Dd you f*****g hiss at me, b***h?" Slendy went into a full barrage of teeth & tentacles, grabbing Deadpool and impaling him into a tree!!! Deadpool let out a scream-laugh mix as he was impaled, along with his chest being ripped open and his organs falling out!!! Slendy went back into it's regular pony form, staring at Deadpool, tilting it's head in curiosity. "Yeah B***h!!! This tickles now!" Deadpool grabbed the branch around him and Pulled himself out, landing on the floor with a loud 'FLOP!!!'. Slendy backed up a bit, seeing Deadpool not only laugh & pull himself out, but was also quickly healing as if nothing happened, replacing organs as well!!! "Say, why do you do this? Are you like a cliche'd demon from hell that kills for fun? An angel of death? Or did your father get lucky with an octopus?" At that moment, Slendy just turned around and ran away!!! "WAIT!!! Your p***s isn't that small!!!" Their chase lasted for a few minutes: Slendy ran away as fast as his legs could carry him, looking behind to see Deadpool catching up to him!!! Slendy used his tentacle to rip down some trees, forming a barrage to block Deadpool's path, but he teleported ahead, even closer to Slendermane! Slendy ran out of the woods he haunted and made it to the outskirts of Ponyville. He took some deep 'breaths', until he looked up, seeing predator-turned-prey. "SEFLIE!!!" Deadpool grabbed Slendy by the neck and, with his other, took a pic with the two together!!! Sledny 'screamed' as Deadpool carried him. "Geez. Camera-shy?" Out in the distance, the sun began to rise! Slendy attempted to break from Deadpool's grasp, but couldn't from Deadpool's strength. "Just look at it... it's so... romantic, isn't it?" The sun hit them both. Slendy 'screamed' again, as the sun hit him, he glowed, and Exploded!!! Deadpool looked around and, with no sign of Slendermane, now lied many small colts and fillies, each relatively the same age as the CMC, with a few exceptions. "Where did you all come from?"

"W-w-we're alive?" a small green colt asked

"Yes. Did something happen?"

"He-He saved us!" A purple filly yelled

"HE SAVED US!!!" The they all began to cheer! They lifted Deadpool up and had him land on their backs! Deadpool gave a curious look, but shrugged, put his arms behind his head, and allowed the small fillies & colts to carry him away on their backs.

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh3raj1GYhM&list=UUClNRixXlagwAd--5MwJKCw&index=10

Luna Fanbase. Pony # 30 and 31: Nightmare Moon and Woona.

The children he lied on sprinted towards ponyville. Some ponies began to exit their homes and looked out, seeing a swarm of young ponies running to them. Some of the older ponies began to tear up, seeing their children gone for such a long time. A beam of light came over Deadpool with some kids, and he was lifted up into the sky, though the kids were left alone.

"Where are you going!?!?!?" A child asked

"Do not fear, Children." Deadpool replied, mimicking Morgan Freeman "I must go: my people need me!!!" He lifted one arm into the air and was levitated at super speed, breaching planet's orbit!!! Deadpool, now in space, saw that he was heading towards the moon: the same place where ad been Luna had been banished in for 1000 years!!!

Are we being banished for 1000 years?

Highly unlikely: we saved those kids from the Slender-pony's evil grasp.

"That thing was evil? I thought he was just gay and wanted the D."

...why?

We gotta get outta!!! Quickly: A use a horrible joke Adam Sandler will use in another one of his cash grab movies!!!

"Got it!!!" He flenched his buttcheeks with a loud grunt. What came out was a fart SO LOUD, that it woke everyone up on the planet's surface, broke every mirror & glass, and, for no reason why, Tirek's decapitated head came back to life (with the CMC near him).

"What the-!?!?!?" Tirek asked "I'm... alive!?!?!?!? YES!!!"

"AUGH!!!" Applebloom screamed "That freakin' centaur's still alive!?!?!?"

"And it smells bad too!!!" Scootaloo added

"TAKE THIS FOR COMING BACK ALIVE AND FARTING!!!" Sweetie Belle yelled, hitting the head over & over with her staff.

"AUGH!!! Stop!!!" Tirek's head begged "I can't fart!!!"

"Yeah right." Scootaloo replied

"Hold up," Applebloom said with a grin "I got an idea."

In a few moments, Sweetie Belle was in a referee outfit and both Applebloom & Scootaloo were in football gear. Scootaloo held onto the head and Applebloom rushed over to her and football kicked the head!!! Tirek went through a goal that was made with some hockey sticks.

"This is torture beyond Tartarus level." Tirek grunted to himself.

Deadpool got out of the magical wormhole, going more into deep space.

What did we eat!?!?!?

"I eat pears." Deadpool replied to himself in his best Rick Ross voice. "Now I'm s***ing all like that."

You do realize about gravity, right?

I don't follow.

Easy as this: we're still anding on the moon.

"What do you-" Before he could finish, he fell down to the moon's surface, rolling on the floor roughly before crashing into a large boulder. "Oh- I get it!!!"

"There you are." a villainous woman's voice was announced. Deadpool turned around and, standing in front of him, was another pony: she stood as tall as Celestia, had cat like iris's, had Princess Luna's mane, and was almost as black as the night.

"OH S**T!!! Luna's on her period!!!"

"Luna? No, I am NIGHTMARE MOON!!!"

"... that's my second guess."

"I have summoned you to-"

"Take out the Mane 6, destroy the elements of harmony, kidnap or kill Celestia with the exception of armed guards, and make nighttime eternal." Nightmare froze in place and gave a questioned look.

"How did you-?"

"Look, you're a bit... one dimensional."

"One dimensional?"

"Until we learned you're actually the altered form of Princess Luna, you were just another villain that wanted to take over the world. Seriously, you villains ALWAYS develop the worst plans to take over the world!!!"

"Alright then... how would YOU do it?"

"Hey! don't ask me, I don't plan on world domination."

"...why?"

"When you rule everything, what's there to earn anymore?" She froze and stared into the distance.

"I... never thought of that before."

"Exactly!!!"

"But there is one fault."

"What is it?"

"I'm not Luna, or, might I say, Luna isn't a part of me anymore."

"...really?"

"Yeah. Kinda hard to explain, but I came after you arrived."

"... was there anypony else?"

"Yeah. Come on out!!!" A cave was in the distance, and another pony came out: she looked like a young Luna, being somewhere between the twin's size and the CMC size, she was mostly gray all over the area, and she had both a small jewel piece and crown.

"Woona!?!?!?"

"That's her name?"

"Oh S**T!!! My life is a living Moonstuck!!!"

"...what?"

"Nevermind, how do we get outta here?"

"I can help!" Woona spoke in a squeaky voice. They both gasped and looked down at the filly. "There's a wocket ship that is powered by my cuteness!!!"

"...and you never informed me on this?" nightmare spoke in an annoyed tone.

"You never allowed me to speak. We both snuggled a lot." Nightmaregh, there was a blushed a bit.

"How sweet." Deadpool commented, picking up the foal and petting her mane. "To the Rocket ship!!!" They all ran into the cave and, sure enough, there was a rocket large enough for the three to fit in! "Before we go, I say we should all take a selfie together."

"A selfie?" the mares asked

"It's a picture."

"Sounds nice." nightmare commented.

"My cuteness will be stored!!!" Woona exclaimed. The three got into the frame together and the picture was taken. They went into the ship and were fired back to Equestria!!! They had a rough landing, but they made it into a road that connected Manehatten to Canterlot. Deadpool pushed the door out of the way and they all exited.

"Well," Deadpool said "it was nice meeting you. Where will you go?"

"... I have no clue." nightmare responded "I wanted you to take over the world, but after seeing your perspective, I have no idea where to go next."

"Don't forget me!!!" Woona added

"Right... well... Go to Canterlot and find Princess Luna. Tell 'er that I sent you two for help, got it?"

"We do." the two responded. Nightmare Moon levitated Woona onto her back and began to walk on the road towards Canterlot, before the two disappeared in a shadow.

"That certainly was... anticlimactic. Are you getting tired, MrAquino?"

No... shut up.

Author's Notes:

Who should Deadpool meet next? (Apologies for this chapter. I was sick and watching some reviewers to understand their ways... just in case you want 'em in.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viLv7BFR7lI

Home sweet... home? Ponies #32- 38: The Power Ponies: The Masked Matter-Horn, Fili-Second, Zapp, Radiance, Mistress Mare-velous, Saddle Rager, and Hum Drum.

"Really? You're going to get that support online?"

SHUT UP!!! I need some support, okay?

"Yeah... p***y."

Know what? let's get this started.

Deadpool traveled his way back to Ponyville, hopefully, nothing crazy would happen.

"Please," he spoke "I enjoy the madness!!!"

Yeah... you do. Well, as he traveled along the way, a lone comic book seems to glide over to him thanks to the wind, and landed on the Merc's face. Deadpool quickly took the comic off his face ad looked at it.

A Power Ponies comic book?

OOH!!! I remember that episode!!!

"I think we all do. Think we should read it?"

No.

YES!!!

"Hm..." Deadpool found a bit on the floor. "Heads, we read it, Tails, we don't." He flipped the coin and it landed on heads. "YES!!!" Deadpool opened a book and, before he even read anything, a portal opened up in the comic, sucking him in!!! He went through a spiraling vortex that reminded him a lot on how he came into the MLP universe. In a matter of seconds, his vision was blurry, but he regained it after a couple of blinks. He was on a rooftop of a building out in the night: a couple of car sounds were made, people's voices were heard, and a couple of other things reminded him of New York.

Are we home?

Sounds like we are.

"THIS IS BULLS**T!!! Our adventure was never meant to-" A huge explosion was heard right below where he stood. Crazed laughter was followed with sirens blaring. Deadpool peaked over the area and saw a pony figure silhouette with tentacles, wrapping along it's surrounding and escaping. "Doc Ock? I don't remember him being a woman."

He was in Spider-Man 2099 in that shattered dimension game.

BOO!!!

Deadpool teleported himself down to the explosion, which is revealed to be research facility.

"Alright... our Doc Ock wannabe stole something from this area, is heading towards that direction. With my ninja skills, I-"

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!" a demanding voice yelled. Deadpool froze a bit. He turned around and, right before his eyes, was the Power Ponies!!! Though he remembered them being portrayed by the Mane 6 and Spike, these ponies were different looking: Masked Matter-Horn had a pink coat with a lighter mane, Fili-Second had a green coat with an orange mane, Zapp was grayish with a darker mane to match, Radiance was now yellow with a dark blue mane, Mistress Mare-velous was pale looking with a silver-blue mane, Saddle Rager was pink with a brown mane, and Hum Drum wasn't a dragon, but a green earth pony with a green-brown mane.

"Any of you know this villain?" Masked Matter-Horn asked her team mates. They all responded with collective 'No's. "Alright. IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!!" Deadpool took a deep breath and cleared his throat.

"Aye," he spoke in a pirate accent "the name be Deadpool: star of this famous fan fiction on Fimfiction.net."

"Star of what?" Radiance asked

"It doesn't matter." Zapp spoke "He will taste JUSTICE!!!"

"WHAT!?!?!?" Deadpool spoke "I'm not the bad guy here! In fact, I'm a good guy like you guys."

"With an outfit and look like that," Mare-velous spoke "Sure."

"Oh please. Haven't you had a hero that looked liked he or she could kill someone but is nice?" They all shook their heads in a 'No' way.

"We have no idea what you're doing here," Saddle Rager spoke "but we will NOT let you get away!!!"

"Especially from me!" Fili-Second added.

"Maybe," Deadpool responded "but I'm telling you, I'm not the bad guy here!!! The real villain is out there, and I believe she has a device that could-"

"SILENCE!!!" Matter-Horn interrupted "Surrender now or we'll do this the hard way!!!"

"Wait!" Humdrum spoke, running in front of his teammates "Maybe he really is telling the truth! We should listen and-"

"Humdrum," Radiance spoke, summoning a large glove to soot him out of the way "you've got to learn that, though we can't always judge a book by it's cover, there are exceptions. Just look at the Mane-iac."

"Mane-iac." Deadpool spoke "THAT'S HER!!! The Mane-iac stole something and is-"

"Want me to handle 'im?" Mare-velous asked her teammates.

"Go ahead." Saddle Rager Spoke "Let's see if you can beat him in your time record."

"Challenge accepted!" She pulled out horse shoes from the episode and threw it at Deadpool. Deadpool reacted by doing a backflip and bending his knees down like Keanu Reeves in "The Matrix", but with more personality. They all gasped at what he did.

"And that's how we do it!!!" Deadpool yelled, doing a dance.

"...That's it!!!" She charged at Deadpool and tried to punch him in the face. Deadpool dodged her punch from a couple of inches, grabbed her by the hoof, and swung her into a car, smashing it a bit!!! She got up from the wreckage, snorted, summoned her whip and tossed it! The whip successfully wrapped itself around him, but Deadpool teleported away, right next to her, grabbed her by the mane, and slammed her head on the car!!! She fell to the floor limp, knocked out. everyone else gasped at what he did.

"YOU!!!" Zapp yelled, holding her necklace in her hoof, summoning a cloud with lightning. "YOU'LL DIE FOR HURTING MY BEST FRIEND!!!" A lightning bolt came from the cloud and was about to hit Deadpool. He teleported out of the way, right next to her face and grabbed her mane. She tried to shake him off, but Deadpool held on very tightly with one hand and used the other to punch her face! A lightning bolt was fired at him, but he let go, letting Zapp get electrocuted by her own lightning bolt! She fell to the floor, burning with some smoke coming off her. Radiance used her magic and made a cage around Deadpool, followed by her making the cage close in on him! Again, he teleported out, landing in front of Radiance and was about to punch. His fist was stopped, As Fili-Second grabbed a hold of his arm. The heroine let go, but released a barrage of hooves punching his face, gut, and groin!!! Deadpool fell to the floor, holding his hands over his nuts,wheezing a bit.

"Had enough?" Fili-Second asked inches from his face. Deadpool simply head-butted her, instantly knocking her out! He was quickly grabbed by Radiance's magic, all his arms & legs feeling they were pulled apart. He broke the magic with one of his arms, grabbed the other, and threw the other at her! She felt the impact of her own magic on her head, struggled to stand still, but fell to the floor, also knocked out. He then felt his chest was missing something. Looking down, he saw a huge hold was made in his stomach!!! He looked around and saw Masked Matter-Horn's horn steaming a bit.

"You forced my hooves!!!" she spoke

"Ha!" Deadpool replied "Like that'll stop me!!!"

"What do you- AUUGH!!!" The hole in Deadpool's chest began to heal quickly, replacing the organs, muscles, skin, and clothing he wore! He ran up to her and simply uppercutted her! She fell to the floor, weakened and surprised at what happened! He turned and saw the last of them: Saddle Rager stood there with shouted eyes, tears developing in her eyes, then reopened them, showing red!!!

"Oh S**t." He said. Saddle Rager went from her small posture, to, with bones cracking, a huge pony with a lot of muscles!!! She roared at the Merc, who went from being all bad*** to being a p***y. "HEY!!!" Saddle Picked up one of her large hooves, grabbed him by the neck, jumped super high into the air until they were out of the planet's orbit, circled around the sun, and dived right back to the city in a ball of fire!!! A huge crater was formed in the streets, and Deadpool, despite being burnt to a crisp, healed quickly, going back to his usual form. Saddle eager gave an even more furious look.

"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!?" she yelled

"Because I'm Dead-Mother F***ing-Pool!!!"

"HERE!!!" Humdrum yelled, throwing something at Deadpool. Deadpool teleported out of Saddle's grasp and grabbed what Humdrum threw: some syringes. With any question, he teleported onto Saddle's back, pulled out the syringes, and injected them in the back of her neck!!! She tried to buck him off, but the Syringes made her move slowly, and soon, she fell to the floor, unconscious as well. She went back into her normal form, though her costume will need some serious stitching.

"Thanks. Why did you help?"

"I'm not a genius, but I know when someone has or hasn't done anything wrong. You can help us out!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! Come on, we gotta take 'em back to H.Q."

"And where is that?"

The Power Ponies began to wake up at the same time. Their base resembled that of Batman's Batcave, but with more pony stuff around and having stuff that looks like it belonged to a traditional base. Deadpool and Humdrum walked to the waking ponies, though Deadpool had on a gambler's hat with a cigarette in his 'mouth'. They all gasped at the sight of Deadpool.

"HUMDRUM!!!" Matter-Horn yelled "WHY IS HE HERE!?!?!?"

"Relax," Humdrum explained "He's not guilty as you think. He was there when the crime happened, but he never committed it. Don't you what I told you all when we first met?"

"Oh... right." Zapp said, rubbing the back of her mane

"How do you know he ain't using you?" Mare-velous asked

"If I did wanted to kill you," Deadpool said "I would've done it right away. when you were all knocked out."

"YOU SLAMMED MY HEAD ON A CAR!!!"

"She slammed me on the concrete!!!" he pointed at Saddle. Saddle blushed a bit and rubbed the back of her mane.

"I did." Saddle bashfully replied

"...Alright." Radiance Spoke "I guess we can trust him."

"Hey!!!" Fili spoke "We should all take a Seflie!!!"

"MOTHER F***ER!!!" Deadpool yelled "That's my line!!!"

"Ah! I now see what makes you tick!"

"Fine," Matter-Horn spoke "but our camera is broken, so there's no way we could-"

"I have it right here." Deadpool spoke, holding out his phone.

"...I guess that'll work." Deadpool slid in between their beds with Humdrum in his arm.

"SAY 'JUSTICE'!!!

"JUSTICE!!!" they all yelled together. the picture was taken.

"With that out of the way," Saddle spoke "you said the Mane-iac stole something?"

"Oh yes." Deadpool replied

"... I think I know where she's going." Fili spoke.

Author's Notes:

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Who should Deadpool meet next? (Though I already know the answer)
No Mane 6 as the heroes, trying to follow the IDW comics reimagining (though I never read it no have it)
Also: Pony up!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ByFHr2MpE

*Insert an original evil team name here* Pony # 39-45: Pharaoh Phetlock, Long-Face, Smudge, High Heel, Shadowmane, and Mane-iac!!!

The whole team, with Saddle-Rager, Zapp, and Masked Matter-Horn carrying Deadpool, made it to an abandoned cave that was shaped like a skull.

"Really?" Deadpool asked "A skull cave?"

"This is was recently discovered after an earthquake." Matter replied

"With some luck, the Mane-iac should be inside!" Fili-Second exclaimed

"So let's go in and take 'er in!!!" Mare-velous yelled, charging in. Radiance used her magic to make a giant glove that held onto Mare-velous' tail

"As much as we would love to go in there," Radiance spoke "We mustn't charge in immediately."

"Right," Saddle added "she may have her Hairspray of doom again!"

"Always with her hairspray of doom," Zapp groaned to herself "and I doubt she'll let Humdrum go after that stunt we did to her the last time we brought her in."

"I had to save you all!" Humdrum replied "And she was going to turn ever pony crazy like her!"

"And we're proud of you for that," Matter-Horn spoke, rustling the small colt's mane "Power Ponies: stay together and be quiet! That includes you too, Deadpool." She turned and saw Deadpool was gone. "Deadpool?"

Inside, our merc tip-toed in the cave, making very few sounds.

]You think we should've stayed behind and listened?

Since when did you become the voice of reason?

Not just that, but to knock them out and bring 'em in to Mane-iac.

Hey, we may not be heroes all the time, but we aren't d***s

"Silence you two!" Deadpool shushed himself "I hear something." Our merc was right, as he heard some chatting going on along with some evil laughter. He teleproted closer, going onto the ceiling, looking down below. A group of ponies sat around a table, one of them was the Mane-iac, still the same as from the Power Ponies episode, but five other ponies were there: A grey coat colored pharaoh looking earth pony; a pegasus pony that looked like a mix between a mime & the Crow (check it out, it was Bruce Lee's son's first movie before he died before his career began); a black pony with a red outline & eyes that seemed to move as if it were a blob; a light tan colored unicorn mare with a red horn that matched her dress, had a Sombra looking purple mane, boots around her legs & wore a blue crown on her head; and there was a purple wearing pony with a black hoodie & mask, showing only bright yellow eyes.

"You actually did it!?!?!?" The Pharaoh pony asked with glee in his voice

"I did!" Mane-iac replied "I'm just glad Shadowmane was there to help me to retrieve the orb back."

"Yes." the hooded pony named 'Shadowmane' responded in a calm voice "Their security is very lacking the last time. Almost a waist of my time."

"You should've took me then!" the blob pony responded in an altered, nearly growling voice. "I would've had much fun!"

"You would, Smudge," the Sombra looking pony responded "but tell me: could you really make it back without leaving a trail?"

"Says you, High Heel! Can you even go anywhere without shoe shopping!?!?!?"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!" the two growled at each other, nearly landing their muzzles on each other. the mime pony stood between them, releasing only a lone 'Shh'. the two calmed down, still looking at each other.

"Thank you, Long Face." the Pharaoh responded with a simple nod.

"Why do you need this?" Mane-iac asked, carrying the same orb from the last time

"Surely, this can help us, Pharaoh Phetlock." Shadowmane responded

"It will." Phetlock replied. "We will soon be able to not just beat the power ponies one time, but multiple times!!!"

"What do you mean?" Smudge asked. Phetlock got up and walked to a curtain.

"Easy. My friends, I give you..." he pulled the curtain down, showing a machine that had two half orbs on it with a circle platform in the two half spheres. "OUR OWN CLONING MACHINE!!!"

"A cloning machine!?!?!?" High Heel yelled "I don't want anypony to be as beautiful as me!!!"

"Don't worry: these clones will be modified to follow us and only us! They'll be stupid and dependent on us, but share the same skills we have now!!!"

"More sludge monsters like me?" Smudge asked with hope in his voice

"More thieves like me?" Shadow Mane asked very interested

"More psychopaths like me!?!?!?" Mane-iac asked, followed by her cackling

"More attractive mares like me?" High Heel asked with some jealousy in her tone. Long Face held up a sign that simply said 'more actors like me?'.

"Yes!" the Pharaoh replied "Soon, All of the world will bow beneath our hooves!!! I just need a test subject to see if it works."

"You're answer's right here!!!" Deadpool yelled. All the villains gasped and looked up: Deadpool let of of the ceiling and fell to the floor, landing on the floor face first with his face splattering the floor!!!

"...That was... weird." Smudge replied

"That was hilarious!!!" Mane-iac yelled "DO IT AGAIN!!!" Deadpool lifted his head up, having it heal quickly in front of them.

"Sorry." Deadpool replied with a fully healed face "That'll cost you 100 bits!"

"WHAT THE-!?!?!?" they all yelled

"Who are you!?!?!?" Shadowmane asked, holding a dagger

"Relax," Deadpool responded, teleporting into a standing pose. "the name's 'Deadpool', Merc with a mouth as people in my place call me."

"Deadpool," Pharaoh replied "sounds evil enough. I see you have a quick healing factor and can teleport. Anything else you can do?"

"Well, I-"

"Can you shoot lasers from your eyes!?!?!?" Mane-iac asked. The memories came back... damn you wolverine prequel... ruining his image.

"...No. Neither do I have blades in my arms. I am a master of martial arts, marksman, gigolo, actor, translator in various languages, and the most unpredictable thing on earth."

"How so?" high Heel asked

"Like this." He stood silently, not even moving nor blinking for a solid minute.

"I don't get i-" She stopped and smelled the air. "UGH!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!"

What do you me-" Mane-iac asked, but smelled the air as well. She too went into a gaging position, falling to the floor. Long Face picked up some clothespins and put them over his nostrils, Shadowmane pulled out a gas mask, and Smudge laughed at the women.

"Good one." Smudge replied, laughing almost uncontrollably.

"How immature." Shadowmane's voice muffled through his mask. Deadpool picked up a can of Febreeze and sprayed the air, making the place smell good once again. The females took a deep breath, taking in the fresh air and smelling it.

"Enough!!!" Pharaoh Phetlock barked "We're not going anywhere until we-"

"STARTING TEST!!!" Deadpool yelled in a lab coat, shoving the orb into a hole and activating the machine. All the villains ran away, as a bright light was turned on!!! In a puff of smoke, everything went dark, and the machine hissed. The villains looked out of their hiding spots, seeing Deadpool was unharmed, but a pony stood next to him. Deadpool looked down and the pony looked up: the pony had on Deadpool's suit with no mane or tail showing.

"HOLY S**T!!!" The two yelled "A HUMAN/PONY ME!!!"

"I-incredible." Phetlock stuttered "I-i-it works!"

"We'll say!!! Say, what do you enjoy? I enjoy tacos!!! You too!?!?!?"

"I thought you'd say he'd be stupid." High Heel sneered at Phetlock.

"I think he's already stupid." Shadowmane commented, watching the two Deadpools slap across each other's faces.

"that was a simple test," Phetlock said "We'll clone five more of ours!!!"

"Five more?" Smudge asked

"So we can defeat our nemesis with our own help of us!!!"

"I love it!!!" Mane-iac yelled, laughing maniacally!!! The machine was activated again, another flash of light, and more steam came out: six deadpools were now there: three humans with one being all orange & the other being blue and three pony Deadpools, also like the human's.

"Don't worry," Human Pool spoke

"We got it all covered." Pony pool added

"How are we even here?" The blue pools asked

"I LOVE THESE FICTIONS!!!" The Orange pools yelled. All the Deadpools stepped out, allowing the villains to enter their machine. Another light, a puff of smoke, Behold: 5 clones of each villain, standing blankly with drool falling from their mouths.

"YES!!!" The villains cheered together.

"Our Nemeses will be defeated!!!" Mane-iac yelled with crazed laughing

"Nothing will stand in our way!!!" Phetlock yelled

"All will cower at us!!!" Smudge yelled

"They will obey us!!!" High Heel added

"And Evil will triumph." Shadow Mane added, though not yelling like his allies. Long face held up a sing that said 'Never go backward. Attempt, and do it with all your might. Determination is power.'

"What a nerd." The orange human pool commented.

"How can we repay you for testing this machine out?" Phetlock asked

"... A seflie!!!" All the pools yelled, pulling out their cameras! Without any question, a selfie was taken with the villains.

"DEADPOOL!?!?!?" the power ponies voices yelled They all turned and saw the group of heroes, standing with their jaws open.

"TRAITOR!!!" Mare-velous yelled

"GO!!!" Phetlock yelled at his clones "team up with one of my friends and deal with their nemesis!!!"

"SAME THING GOES WITH YOU!!!" All the other villains told their clones. Without much of a word, each member of the power ponies (except Humdrum), battled their arch nemesis that used their powers against them with the help of their allies' clones, outnumbering each power pony 6 to 1!!! Radiance battled against Long face, who used Mime-like abilities to battle her summoning/altering abilities; Smudge wrapped himself around Zapp & tried to hold her down to take the necklace away from her; Mare-velus and Shadowmane used various gadgets to gain the upper hand from each other; Both Saddle-Rager and High Heel turned into hulking mosnters & there each other around; Fili-Second dodged Pharaoh Phetlock's sand attacks that formed into various Egyptian themed weapons, and Mane-iac used her mane to dodge Matter-Horn's blasts, even grabbing her and throwing her like a rag doll.

"Think we should redeem ourselves?" the blue pools asked

"Nah," the orange pools asked "this is interesting."

"If this is a comic book, I guess we should help out the heroes." the regular pools spoke. "Come on: let's fight off those clones."

"How?" both orange and blue pools asked.

"...easy." Both Deadpool's pulled out a taco out of the back of their pockets. they released a whistle. Just when it looks like the villains were going to beat their rival, all their cones turned to the whistle. Their tongues lobbed out and ran up to the Deadpools with their tacos. They simply threw their tacos out of a wall. All of the clones foolishly followed it, followed by some screaming: the hole lead to a cliff that, below, was connected to the ocean.

"DEADPOOL!!!" Pharaoh yelled, using his sand to hold Fili-second "What are you doing."

"I forgot to mention this," the Deadpools spoke "I'm an excellent liar. I'm an Anti-hero: I walk between good and evil. I'm just doing this for the heck of it." All the pools charged at their own target: human blue charged at Long Face, pony blue for High Heel, orange human at Shadowmane, orange pony at Smudge, regular human at Mane-iac, and orange pony at Pharaoh!!! The battle was intense, as the pools and the hero they were with battled against the villain, using whatever they can to defeat them. the result was this: Long Face was trapped in a cage by Radiance, Shadowmane was blinded by a camera before being knocked out unconsciously, High Heel was now buried under ten feet of boulders, Smudge was now trapped inside a giant jar with electricity in the sides, the Mane-iac was wrapped up by her own mane, and Pharaoh Phetlock was sucked back into a sarcophagus, wrapped in cloth like a mummy.

"We'll get out of this!!!" Mane-iac yelled, still laughing like a lunatic "And when we do, we'll have our revenge!!!"

"In your dreams." Masked Matter-horn replied "Thanks for helping us, Deadpool. We couldn't have done it without you."

"And I was beginning to like him." Smudge remarked under his breath.

"It was nothing," Deadpool replied. "And once again, the day was saved, thanks to-" before he could finish, a wormhole appeared above him and sucked him up!!!

Author's Notes:

Who should Deadpool meet next?
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Old Videogame that would probably look cool if ponified or brought back with ponies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Rclzdq7q8

NOTICE ME EQUESTRIA DAILY!!! Pony #46 and 47: The Great & Powerful Trixie and Sethisto

A lone unicorn mare with a pale cornflower mane & paler stripes, an azure coat, and wearing a purple magician outfit that had yellow & blue stars & circles all over it's hat and cape, picked up the comic book Deadpool was in. Next to her was a unicorn stallion that had a short, red, fuzzy mane with a yellow coat.

"Hm... Trixie could use this in her next performance." She spoke to herself

"With my help, right?" The unicorn asked all in awe, having small hearts come out from his face.

"Of course. Do you still have that Power Pony costume you bought for Nightmare Night?"

"I do."

"Well get into it! We have a show to perform!!!"

Trixie stood on a stage with hundreds of ponies looking at her, most with a bored looking face, but the foals seems to really enjoy it.

"And now," Trixie spoke "the Great and Powerful Trixie will use her magic to summon a famous superhero from this comic book!!!" In the back, the unicorn stallion had on a Mistress Mare-velous costume, ready to jump out when she gave the signal. "With my words, the hero will come out! 'Hear me spirits of the other land, give me the power to summon a lad, for a minute or two, I summon you!!!'" The comic book began to glow & float in the air! It opened it's pages and the silhouette of a famous human came out. he landed on his feet, but doing a pose like Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator. He stood up, and the crowd gasped at who it was.

"DEADPOOL!!!" Deadpool yelled, pointing at the crowd. Silence was made, followed a large cheer from the crowd. Flowers were thrown at him, and he teleported away for a bit, returning with a suit on and holding an Oscar. "I'm sorry Leonardo DiCaprio, but... I won!!! I couldn't have done this without you!!! Thank you! THANK YOU!!!" The unicorn stallion came out of the back, removing his mask, and went to Trixie.

"Was that the signal?" He asked

"Not at all." Trixie replied, gawked at what had happened. The curtains closed on Deadpool, though the crowd was still cheering for his entrance. Deadpool teleported next to the two, carrying both in his arms.

"Trixie!!!" Deadpool yelled "And... Sethisto!?!?!?"

"He knows my name!!!" Sethisto yelled

"He... knows me?" Trixe asked, shaking with fear.

"Of course I do!" Deadpool replied "Trixie: you're a magician that loves pinecones & peanut butter crackers, hates wheels, tried to take over Ponyville,and this guy's crush!"

"WHAT!?!?!?"

"And Sethisto: You're the creator of Equestria Daily and super Trixie fan!!!"

"I am!" Sethisto replied with a cat-like smile that looks like it could belong to an anime.

"Say... care to put this awesome story on Equestria Daily?"

"...what story?" Deadpool dropped the two

"BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS AT HOME!!! Submit this story to Equestria Daily now!!! Spread my awesomeness across the internet!!!"

"Who is he taking to?" Trixie asked

"Maybe his mind." Sethisto

That guy's a little close on that one.

No he isn't.

"DO IT BRONIES!!! DO IT!!!"

"...I'm a bit scared of him."

"I find him funny!" Deadpool turned around to the two. Trixie ran behind Sethisto, cowering a bit.

"Trixie," Sethisto spoke "I don't think he's going to hurt us."

"True," Deadpool replied, teleporting and carrying Trixie in his arms. "I would've killed you before, but after seeing how the Brony fandom loves you, I'll allow you to live."

"Uh... thanks?" Trixie replied in a confused tone.

"Trixie!" Sethisto yelled "Perhaps Deadpool can help you with your next show!!!"

"You really think so?"

"Yeah!!! Deadpool, can you help us out?"

"Hm... YES!!!" Deadpool replied, tossing Trixie in the air. She screamed a bit, but was caught before she fell to the floor. "So... care to alter things a bit?"

"What do you mean?" she asked

"I can play instruments." Sethisto said.

"THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH!!!" Deadpool replied "Living Tombstone... I hope you enjoy this."

The place was cleaned up and a new crowd, with some of the old, entered the area to see the show. Among them, there was the mane 6, the princesses, Spike, some of the weird O.C.s he met, and other ponies that he may or may not have meet before. The curtains rolled up: Sethisto stood there with some instruments and played a tune. A puff of Smoke, and Trixie appeared.

"♫I'm Trixie, Welcome to the show,♫" Trixie sang. "♫Got Magic tricks so here we go! We're gonna have some fun, hold on to your hats.♫" A puff of Red smoke, and Deadpool appeared next to her. The newcomers gasped at his appearance, and the others cheered for him still here.

"♫We don't care who you are anymore,♫" Deadpool sang right back "♫Just pack your things go out the door. You claim that your performing, don't make us laugh.♫"

"♫I have something more!♫"

"♫We've seen it before.♫"

"♫It's much more special!♫"

"♫We'd rather be in hell.♫"

"♫It might be the same act, be patient you'll see. You can call it fake, but this is real magic!!! Real Magic!!!♫"

The two performed a dance together that looked like it could be used with canes.

"♫Look as I make stuff levitate,♫" Trixie sang, doing all the stuff she sang aloud. "♫Making a rope act like a snake, and of course the famous bunny from a hat! Got magic cards and so much more, I even brought fireworks For all of you to all to enjoy♫"

"♫Who cares about that, it's all the same thing,♫" Deadpool sang right back. "♫All the same tricks we've seen before♫"

"♫It might be the same act, be patient you'll see. You can call it fake, but this is real magic!!! Real magic!!!♫"

The two performed many famous magician things including: Deadpool performing the simple, super long scarf, Trixie eating a Pinecone, Deadpool exiting a straight jacket without teleporting, Trixie balancing on a stack of cans that stood twelve feet in the air, and Deadpool, with the help of Sethisto, throwing knives around around the unicorn wit him blindfolded and gagged. The two then stared down at each other

"♫Why do you still want to perform? We tried to tell you all along that this act is old, you have to face that!♫"

"♫I heard all what you have said, but I don't think I should be mad. The most important thing is to enjoy what you do!♫"

"♫But it doesn't make sense!!!♫"

"♫It doesn't change a thing.♫"

"♫Even if we say it's bad-♫"

"♫I'm still performing!♫"

"♫It might be the same act-♫"

"♫Be patient, you'll see.♫"

"♫You can call it fake,♫" the two sang together, with Deadpool holding Trixie in one of his arms while Trixie's hoof was held around his neck. "♫But this is real magic!!! Real Magic!!!♫" Deadpool dropped Trixie, to which she landed on her feet like a cat. she got onto her hind legs and the two performed a Tango-like dance. When the music ended, they both disappeared in a puff of smoke that had both red & white in it. the crowd cheered at that they saw. Unbeknownst to the crowd, Deadpool and Trixie were right above them, sitting on the wood above them. Tears came right from Trixie's face, but she smiled at how they were reacting.

"Deadpool." Trixie spoke

"Yeah?" The merc replied

"Trix- I wanted to say... thank you."

"It's not just me. Thank Sethisto for helping us out with his music." the two looked at the stange, seeing Sethisto waving towards the crowd while taking away his instruments. Trixie could't really tell, but Sethisto saw her with Deadpool and waved towards them. the stallion took all his instruments back and the curtains closed right behind him. Deadpool picked up Trixie and teleported to the back. Trixie got out of the Merc's grip and ran towards Sethisto, giving him a huge hug!!!

"What the-!?!?!?" Sethisto yelled in question, but went back to his calm self, feeling Trixie rubbing her head onto his chest.

"We did it!" Trixie yelled "Sethisto... I'm... sorry for treating you so badly. Thank you for being with me, even if it looks like we're going to fail."

"Hey, Trixie, it's no biggie. You may not have noticed, but... well... it's hard to say it, but... perhaps-"

"Spill it out." Deadpool commented. Sethisto made a scrunch face and swallowed hard.

"Well... I... love you." Trixie's ears flattened, her mouth went wide open, and her eyes grew into the size of dinner plates.

"T-I have no idea what to say." She replied

"Don't. It sounds stupid, but I do love you!"

"Well... Trixie loves you too."

"...Really!?!?!?"

"Yes!!! Even more than her fans!!!"

"... Shall we?"

"Oh yes! We shall!!! but first," she turned to Deadpool "how can we thank you?"

"A selfie will do." Deadpool replied

"Selfie!?!?!?"

"It's a picture." Sethisto replied

"Oh... Alright! Trixie will have her beauty contained for the ages to come!!!"

"That's the Trixie I know and love!!!"

"Say 'Crackers'!!!" Deadpool yelled

"CRACKERS!!!" the two yelled. A picture was taken.

"Now, I'll leave you two alone. My destiny calls for somepony else." He disappeared in a simple puff of red smoke. the two stood there in awkward silence.

"So," Sethisto said, rubbing the back of his mane awkwardly "should we- UMPH!!!" Without a warning, Trixie grabbed Sethisto by the back of his mane, threw her head in, and planted her lips onto his. Sethisto struggled at first, but then calmed down quickly, enjoying her kiss, then returned with his own kiss. They both accidentally kicked a lamp down, and the two's kissing silhouette was seen to the crowd. Mana 'Dawws' were heard.

"Look at that." Cadence spoke "Another work from Deadpool?"

"Maybe," her husband, Shining Armor, replied "its kinda like us, don't you think?"

"Yeah. Think their relationship will work?"

"I won't deny any bumps will be there, but they should make it. Look at us."

"True, very true."

Author's Notes:

Who should Deadpool meet next?
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Hopefully, this is good for you, Living Tombstone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcVxtyaATq8

If it were Deadpool with Trixie, it may have looked like this(sorry for lack of color):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhTZdSquKl8

It's clobberin' time!!! Pony #48: Maud Pie.

Deadpool teleported out of the area to the outside: the area was somewhere in Ponyville, it was night, and, being the man we all know and love and not pointing a gun to my head for not doing this chapter in the first place, wandered who he'd meet next. The door opened and he jumped into a bush, hiding from the crowd of ponies exiting the building, talking about the show he was in. Deadpool peaked out and got a closer look: Twilight had the small Alicorn-Nightmare Moon filly Nyx (look man, I was just following that woman's request, no need to put that gun to my head... No, I never read it, and neither did you.) & Fluffle Puff, who had Marksaline lie down on her back and Celesita had the horrible looking Tydal while Luna had both Nightmare Moon & Woona with her.

"I must say," Luna spoke "I was quite surprised to meet you both together out of my castle before Deadpool's performance here."

"Indeed." Nightmare Moon replied "I'm jot really sure why Woona here never told me about this."

"We don't want wowld domination." Woona replied in a baby like voice.

"Think they appeared with Tydal?" Celestia asked

"What do you mean 'appeared'?!?!?!?" Tydal asked "I've been your older brother, sisters!!!"

"I'll have to look into that." Twilight spoke "I'm just trying to keep an eye on these three. Nyx keeps calling me her teacher, I have no idea why Fluffle Puff keeps following me, and Marksaline... well-"

"You're not easy with us, are you?" the necromporph asked

"...yeah."

"Don't hurt us!" Nyx pleaded

"Pthphtpthptthptphpttp" Fluffle 'spoke'.

"He proved himself worthy, so we won't attack anymore." Marksaline replied "But we still hunger."

"These new ponies keep getting weirder and weirder." Applejack commented

"Yeah," Rainbow Dash added "what's next? A pony named 'Screwball' that claimed to be Discord's and Fluttershy's Daughter?" Fluttersh froze and stared awkwardly, sweating a bit at the idea of her and Discord having a child.

EW!!! I don't even want to imagine that!!!

I agree. That would be terrifying.

The ponies all began to leave, talking to the new, more stranger ponies around them. Something, however, wasn't right: all of them seemed to be there, but one pony was missing. Not Trixie nor Sethisto, the Power Ponies are where they belong, but who could be-

"Whatcha doing?" a high pitch voice asked with rustling from a nearby bush.

"WHAT THE-!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled, jumping out of his bush and falling onto the floor with his back. The bush moved, and Pinkie's face and mane came right out.

"Were you being a ninja like how you taught the Cutie Mark Crusaders? If so, I have to say, you weren't great: real ninjas never get caught by me and my Pinkie sense... or have they?"

"What are YOU doing?"

"Wanted to know if you would like to hang out with me, perhaps have a slumber party."

"A slumber party? I don't really-"

"My sister Maud will be there."

"DONE!!!"

The two were in Pinkie's room, sitting on the bed together. Before, Pinkie made an arrangement for her and Maud to spend the night together while the cakes & their kids were away on a family vacation. Luckily, Maud agreed and was heading towards their area. On their bed, Deadpool, Pinkie, and Gummy had cards in their hands/hooves (though Gummy seemed to try to eat his cards).

"UNO!!!" Deadpool yelled, placing down a queen of hearts

"GO FISH!!!" Pinkie yelled, placing down two cards that both had two diamonds. Gummy couched out his cards with a belch.

"ROYAL FLUSH!?!?!?" The two yelled, seeing Gummy had a ten, jack, queen, king, and ace all at once. Some knocking was heard below.

"I'll get it!!!" Pinkie cheered with glee. "You two get along!!!" In a zip, the pink pony disappeared. Deadpool looked at Gummy and gave him a stern look.

"You're luck you're an alligator!!!" Deadpool sneered at the derp eyed reptile "If you were a pony, I'd throw you out of this casino!!!" Gummy bit onto Deadpool's face, holding himself on as Deadpool got up and tried to yank him off. This alligator, despite not having any teeth, held on quite well. Deadpool continued to yank him off, but Gummy held on very tight.

Pinkie ran down the stairs and opened the door: a Persian bluish gray coated with a grayish blue violet mane & tail earth pony stood there. She had a dress that was dark blue all over, had a black belt around her waist area, covering the rest of her body and cutie mark.

"MAUD!!!" Pinkie exclaimed, hugging her sister, who gave the same disinterested face & hallway closed eyes.

"Hello Pinkie," Maud replied sounding both relaxed and bored. "you know this isn't part of our tradition, right?"

"I do!!! I just want you to meet my new friend, DEADPOOL!!!"

"...Sounds dangerous."

"He is! He's the most dangerous thing we've ever meet!!! He unalived Tirek with a clean swipe from his sword.

"I can still hear you!!!" Tirek's voice yelled. The two looked, as, with broken glass around, the decapitated head of Tirek lied on the floor, staring at the two. "I HATE IT DOWN HERE!!! Help me kill Deadpool and I will gladly make you my number 2 when Equestria is mine!!!"

"AUGH!!! ZOMBIE!!!" Pinkie ran to the head and football kicked Tirek out of the same hole he entered, flying through space until... well, another time, we'll meet him again.

"Was that Tirek?" Maud asked, having some concern in her voice

"Oh, him? Yeah, but don't worry, he's no problem to us! How is he alive, though?"

"GET OFF ME!!!" Deadpool's voice yelled across the house, followed by a large crash.

"Is that Deadpool?" Maud asked

"It is!" Pinkie responded "Give me a moment!!!" She ran to her room and opened the door: She immediately backed up, seeing Deadpool run into a wall, having Gummy still on his face!!! For some weird reason, Deadpool knocked into a record player and Ram Jam's "Black Betty" began to play. Pinkie rapidly began to run everywhere, trying to help Deadpool get Gummy off his face, but Wade Wilson kept running around wildly, not even knowing what was going on (though, he never paid much attention to anything). Maud walked in and saw the madness, as Deadpool fell the the floor, running on the floor as if he were Homer Simpson doing his 'Whooping'. Silently, but focused, she pulled out her pet rock, a pebble named 'Boulder', and threw it. Deadpool got up and Boulder ricocheted of Deadpool's head, bounced off the ceiling, and landed right back in Maud's front pocket. Deadpool fell to the floor, unconscious.

"Good Boulder." Maud spoke to her pebble, pulling it out of her pocket and petting it

"GUMMY!!!" Pinkie yelled. She ran over and pulled Gummy off, leaving a trail of saliva that traveled from Deadpool's face to Gummy's mouth. "Mister! How many timed do I have to tell you: NO BITING GUESTS!!!" Gummy stared into deep space. "Giving me the silent treatment, eh? We'll discuss what to do with you in the morning, but for now, it's time or you to sleep!!!" Pinkie carried the toothless alligator into the room where the twins slept in and placed Gummy in one of the cribs. She returned to her room, seeing Maud staring at Deadpool as he snorted in his sleep.

"Did I do something wrong?" Maud asked

"Oh, you didn't. Hang on, I know a way to wake him up." She disappeared and zipped downstairs for a little bit. Maud on curious what Deadpool really looked like, she slowly walked around and saw his 'face'. She could see lose flaps on an otherwise tight costume, making Maud even more curious. The pony lifted Deadpool's mask off and saw his hideous face!!! Her eyes opened and widened a bit, but she didn't scream, and lowered the mask back down. Pinkie came in with a fresh taco.

"What's that for?"

"It's Deadpool's favorite!!!" Pinkie lowered the taco to Deadpool's face. His 'eyes' opened with a snort, making Maud back up a bit, and Deadpool grabbed the taco and slammed it over his 'mouth', trying to eat the precious snack.

"DAMN YOU MASK!!!" He yelled. He removed the lower part of his mask and began to noisily eat it, almost like if he were a pig.

"Does he eat like that?" Maud asked

"You know," Pinkie replied "I've never seen him eat before. This is just his reaction to tacos."

"Sorta like you and cupcakes?" Deadpool finished his taco with a swallow and looked up. His eyes widened, his vision went all pink, and he could see hearts around his and the Bronies' Waifu: Maud Pie!

Ooh!!! I'll play that cliched saxophone love song!!!

I'm singing with it.

Deadpool, without any warning, tackled Maud and the two teleported away! They landed right on Sugarcube Corner's roof, as Deadpool held onto Maud as if he were Tango dancing with her, having his right hand carrying her head

"Oh Maud," Deadpool spoke with a french accent "zis is ze greatest moment in my entire LIFE!!! Any Brony would've killed each other just to meet you, but I, on the other hand, have now meet you, Maud Pie."

"...I'm flattered." Maud replied, still sounding very bored

"Yes! Zat voice!!! So dull, so lifelike, but so... engaging and funny!!!"

"...what do you mean?"

"Everypony I've meet has been full of energy, but you, you hold back all that energy for important thing." Deadpool's left hand index finger traveled up from her chest to her lips "Now... care for a kiss? I'll gladly take my mask off if requested."

"...No."

"Alright then!" Deadpool leaned in to take the kiss from a Waifu. If he had landed the kiss, then you guys would complain that he stole your Waifu and became the next Flash Sentry. This isn't the case, however. Maud right hoof extended and punched him across the jaw!!! The pain from Tirek was nothing compared to this pony's force!!! He fell to the floor, but made a 20ft wide crater, both deep and width. Maud jumped from the Rooftop, fell down to Deadpool as if she were a superhero, and began to release a series of punches across his face!!! Deadpool could only see the hooves hitting his face in rapid movements, feeling himself getting a pain far worst than anything in his life and felt the temperatures rising. That's when he figured that Maud was punching so many times with so much force, they were boring themselves across the center of Equestria's core!!! A huge punch was made, and the two flew across the air, at least five feet in the sky. A bunch of Griffons were around them , gasping at how they appeared.

HEY LOOK!!! GRIFFONS!!!

That's nice, but we're getting our a** kicked by Maud.

They disappeared in almost a blink of an eye, as Maud released another series of punches that was like the first series of punches. Pinkie came out of Sugar cube corner, only to see Maud breach the ground with Deadpool over her head, and slamming him into the floor, making a smaller crater only half of the first she made with Deadpool. All of Deadpool's bones were broken, he lied on the floor, twitched all over the place, and he only wheezed in pain.

"What happened?" Pinkie asked

"Deadpool was trying to seduce me." Maud replied "So I had to defend myself. He told me that there are ponies like him that love me for who I am, all because I'm not like any other pony."

"Aww. That's so sweet!!!"

"...what do you mean?"

"You have a chance to find your special somepony on Hearts and Hooves day!!!"

"...How is that good?"

"Love." Deadpool replied. Maud turned around and Deadpool stood right back up, wiping dirt on his costume but looked unharmed. "Isn't that what moves the earth around? That... plus cash... and Celestia moving the sun... and Gravitational pulls... and-"

"We get it." Pinkie interrupted, now sounding a bit annoyed from Deadpool. Deadpool froze and stared with fear.

"In case you haven't noticed," Maud spoke "I'm not trying to find love. I already have a family, and that's good enough for me."

"Ah!" Deadpool replied. "But I have Someone you'll definitely love!!!" Deadpool looked into his pocket and pulled out a picture. He handed it to Maud, and she looked at it: it was an orange, rock humanoid looking character with blue shorts on that had a 4 on it's belt. Maud's eyes widened and she smiled!

"Who is this?"

"That's Ben Grimm, or, as my friends call him 'The Thing'!!!"

"What type of rock is he?"

"...I don;t f***ing know."

"... can you take me to him?"

"Uh... not really. I'm stuck here and, until somepony finds a way for me to go home, I'm stuck here."

"Well... when you go, can you take me with you?"

"...Sure."

"YES!!!" Pinkie and Deadpool froze and gasped. Maud covered her mouth and blushed, followed by a chuckle "Sorry, he just... intrigues me."

"I'm sure he does. Hopefully, the reboot he'll be in won't suck as much as those original 2 movies he was in."

"...What?"

"SELFIE!!!"

"OOH!!!" Pinkie Yelled "Maud! Take a selfie with Deadpool!"

"...Alright Pinkie," Maud replied, going back to her regular voice "only for you." Deadpool landed next to Maud

"SAY 'ROCKS!!!'"

"Rock." the picture was taken. Deadpool got up and hugged Maud. "How are you up so quickly, by the way?"

"I have super quick healing."

"...that explains that then."

"My question: what is your favorite genre of music?"

"...Smooth Jazz." Deadpool froze in place. He fell to the floor as if he were statue.

"think I should get another taco?" Pinkie asked

"...nah. He'll be just fine." The sisters left Deadpool outside as they reentered Sugercube corner. A lone figure walked over to the stiff Deadpool and dragged him away from the scene.

Author's Notes:

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If you're wondering, yes, the Deadpool & Gummy was a bit of a parody to TMNT (Nolan North reasons). [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3587675433&feature=iv&src_vid=Ij7SBz8xYuY&v=nXwR8CDA8PY]
I'm pretty sure most of us don't know that sax love song's title, but this is an example of what it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClBSbj2q8ug

Doomsday approved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy8gFEIG4IM

Who should Deadpool meet next?

The Ship has Sailed!!! Pony #49: Screwball.

Deadpool laid on the floor, sleeping with his eyes open. Most people and ponies would find this weird and, in many other ways, frightening. He was, unbeknownst to him, in the middle of the Everfree forest, where a mysterious pony figure stood, watching him. The pony took his phone and navigated through the pictures. Deadpool's sight came back and he saw, though a silhouette, a pony looking through his phone.

"HEY!!!" Deadpool yelled. The pony screamed and vanished in thin air, leaving only his phone behind. the phone landed on the floor roughly, not cracking though, and Deadpool saw the selfie he took with Discord before they sung Abba's 'Dancing Queen'.

"I'm sorry for that," a young woman's voice spoke "It's that... you look a lot like that woman."

"Who are you?"

"I'm Screwball. Who are you?"

"Name's Deadpool!"

"Deadpool? Strange... but than again, aren't we all a little strange?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well... I got lost from my parents... I'm alone and tired, but I need to find my family! I heard there was a human in Equestria. Is that you?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Well... that woman... do you know where she's at?"

"...That was me."

"...What?"

"That woman was me!"

"...Really? So... who is the female draconequus?"

"That? Nah, he turned into a woman like me! We both wanted to be fabulous and-"

"YOU KNOW MY FATHER!?!?!?"

"...Father!?!?!?"

"Yeah!!! You know, Discord: my father, ruler of chaos, bringer of Disharmony!!!"

"...Show yourself!!!" A small swirl appeared in the sky, and out came the supposed same pony that was looking through his phone: it was a mare with a pink coat, a swirly & poofy mane with white & purple stripes, and a cutie mark with both a screw & a baseball. She had on a yellow & orange hat with green propeller on top, but the most weirdest feature was that her eyes' pupils weren't like any other pony's, but they were pink & purple spirals.

"Please, I need to find my daddy!"

"...ok... how are you exactly Discord's daughter? Have any proof?"

"...Alright, what do you enjoy?"

"Well... I'm in the mood for some tacos." Screwball extend her hoof out and two tacos appeared right out of thin air! "Did... you just summon tacos out of nowhere!?!?!?"

"It's chaos magic. Since you spend some time with my father, you've seen that he can control anything and anyone while breaking the laws of physics, right?"

"Oh yeah... but... i he's your father, then who's your mom?"

"My mom? Well, it's a bit weird, but... well... her name... is Fluttershy." Deadpool stared blankly

NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!

How can it work!?!?!? She looks so... normal!!!

Deadpool fell to his knees.

"Do you need some help?" Screwball asked

"... yeah." Deadpool responded "Can... you make a spotlight over me and summon a piano?"

"Uh... sure." Screwball was able to form clouds around Deadpool, making a perfect circle, surrounding Deadpool in a spotlight made from the moon.She summoned a piano and Deadpool got onto a seat with a tree stump & played a note with a microphone near him.

"♫I open my eyes, I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light, I can't remember how, I can't remember why I'm lying here tonight. And I can't stand the pain. And I can't make it go away, No I can't stand the pain. How could this happen to me!?!?!?!? I made my mistakes!!! I've got no where to run!!! The night goes on as I'm fading away!!! I'm sick of this life, I just wanna scream. How could this happen to me!?!?!? Everybody's screaming. I try to make a sound but no one hears me. I'm slipping off the edge, I'm hanging by a thread, I wanna start this over again. So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered and I can't explain what happened, and I can't erase the things that I've done... No I can't. How could this happen to me!?!?!? I made my mistakes!!! I've got no where to run!!! The night goes on as I'm fading away!!! I'm sick of this life, I just wanna scream.How could this happen to me!?!?!?♫" Screwball summoned an electric guitar and began to play with him, though she was more happy than how he was.

"♫I made my mistakes!!!♫" She sang along with Deapool "♫I've got no where to run!!! The night goes on as I'm fading away!!! I'm sick of this life, I just wanna scream. How could this happen to me!?!?!?♫"

The clouds went back to their natural ways, with a tear jerked Luna watching from a cloud above.

"That..." Luna commented "Was beautiful!!!"

"If you enjoyed that," Deadpool responded, going from sad to happy all of the sudden "try listening to 'Lincoln Park'!!! They're Emo as f**k!!!"

"I... will, Deadpool. Say, who is that... flying... earth pony.. with you?"

"I'm Screwball, Luna." Screwball responded "Don't you remember?"

"I... can't tell."

"My daddy is Discord." Luna froze with a blank stare.

"Celestia helps us all." Her horn glowed and she disappeared

"What's up with her today?"

"I don't really know," Deadpool responded "but there are other ponies who don't really fit right after I came here."

"...think it's a cross dimensional thing?"

"...I don't know. Want to find your dad?" Screwball tackled Deadpool and yelled with glee.

"YES!!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S AT!?!?!?"

"WHOAH!!! Calm down there, little Pony. Just follow me and we'll meet your dad in no time... that is... if you can catch up."

"...What do you-" Deadpool teleported into one of the trees

"Come on! Catch up!!!"

"Teleportation!?!?!? PERFECT!!!" Screwball began to fly & teleport the area, following Deadpool, who teleported from tree to tree and did some gymnastic moves on the branches.

After a good few minutes of tree running, the two were at Fluttershy's cottage.

"Is my daddy here?" Screball asked

"...most likely." Deadpool responded

"What do you mean by 'most likely'?"

"If he's not here, then another pony will be here."

"Wait, do you mean-" Before Screwball could ask, Deadpool knocked on the door a couple of times. The door opened and Fluttershy answered, eyes halfway closed and her mane a bit messed up.

"Deadpool?" Fluttershy asked, taking in a deep yawn "It's awfully late for you to-"

"MOMMY!!!" Screwball yelled. She went inside and gave Fluttershy a huge hug, which snorted the pegasus from her half sleep.

"Mommy?"

"Where's daddy!?!?!?"

"Daddy?"

"Yeah! Discord!!!"

"Wait... slow down. Are you saying... I'm your mother?"

"Yeah!"

"And... Discord is your father?"

"Yeah!!!"

"Wait... that means... Discord and I got married... had a child... and it was... you?"

"YEAH!!!" Fluttershy stared at the filly, then fainted. Screwball went to Fluttershy and shoved her a bit "Mommy!!! Are you hurt?"

"What's all the commotion about?" Discord's voice shook the place. A while light appeared, and Discord came in, wearing a bath robe & slippers that look liked Angel's face. "Deadpool! What a pleasant surprise. And... who is this?"

"DADDY!!!" Screball flew up to Discord and surrounded her hooves around his thin, but tall body. Discord stared with a look filled with confusion.

"Daddy?"

"Dad! Don't you remember: it's me, Screwball, your daughter!!!"

"D-d-daughter!?!?!?" He turned to Deadpool.

"I don't really know." Deadpool replied "it turns out, you and Fluttershy got married and have this kid."

"We're m-m-married!?!?!?"

"Don't you remember?" Screwball asked "You held the three princesses hostage, demanded a bride, and mommy came along to be your bride! It didn't start off well, but you two eventually found love and got married, having me!" Discord stared at her, then he too, fainted. Screwball levitated around, poking her father's face, only to hear him grumble a bit. "Why is everypony fainting?

"I have no idea." Deadpool responded, taking out his camera. "want to take a selfie?"

"is that the pictures you took with my father?"

"yeah!"

"... I don't see why not." The two got close together and took a selfie, with the unconscious bodies of Discord and Fluttershy in the background. "what should I do with my parents?"

"...Eh. Try taking things slow, reintroduce yourself, spend some family time together, all that good stuff."

"But what will you do?" Deadpool looked around the place.

"I think I can sleep on the couch. You?"

"With my parents."

"Sounds good. I'll leave first thing in the morning, leaving you all alone, okay?"

"That sounds good." Screwball levitated her parents over to Fluttershy's bed upstairs, where Screwball placed herself in between her, supposed, amnesiac parents. Deadpool teleported onto the couch and began to lie down. He felt something tug his tangling foot. Looking down, he saw Angel, angrily punching his foot. Without a word, Deadool punted the rabbit, sending it flying out of an open window.

Justice has been served.

F***ing Angel Bunny.

Author's Notes:

CURSE YOU FLUTTERCORD SHIP FICS!!! If you're reading this, DisneyFanatic, don't worry, I'm not hating your taste, I'm speaking for Deadpool as Discord stole his Waifu (surprisingly, not Flash Sentry)
Check out Fanatic's 'Daughter of Discord' to understand more about Screwball's life, the sequel to 'Bride of Discord' where Discord and Fluttershy are in a scenario similar to 'Beauty and the Beast': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/125653/daughter-of-discord
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvDQe8KF3SM

WTF!?!?!? Wtf creature#1: Kul'as

Deadpool woke up after some light landed on his face multiple times. He snorted himself awake to see that he was in the Canterlot train with the Mane 6 (except for Fluttershy)

"Oh good," Twilight spoke with a panicked voice "you're awake!" Deadpool stared at them for a good few minutes before placing his head on his chair.

"Five more minutes." Deadpool spoke. He felt a hard slap across his face and saw that it was Applejack who slapped him.

"No can do." Applejack replied "We got ourselves a bit in a pickle that we're sure you can handle."

"...Alright. Who do I have to kill?"

"Kill!?!?!?" Pinkie asked with fear

"Oh, sorry, I mean, who do I have to... un-alive?"

"How barbaric of you for saying that!" Rarity exclaimed "We just need to lure a creature from Canterlot. That is all!"

"...Really? I need to lure a creature away from Canterlot?"

"It's no ordinary creature," Twilight explained "if we had Fluttershy with us, she might tell what the creature is and the best way to safely take it away from Canterlot."

"Then why have me do this!?!?!?"

"Many reasons: your super healing abilities, your knowledge in combat & various other... things, and, if it really needs to, able to kill without remorse."

"... Fine. Where is this creature in Canterlot?"

"I last saw it in the canterlot gardens," Rainbow Dash answered "Maybe it's still there, or, we hope not, is in the streets causing havoc." the train went into a complete stop, followed by some hissing made from the engines. Deadpool teleported away, landing on top of the ticket station, seeing Canterlot in the distance. He teleported away again, this time, going onto the streets. A wave of Soldiers sprinted by him, not even taking note of a human in spandex with a mask on. Deadpool jumped into the air and landed on one of the soldier's back.

"WHAT THE-!?!?!?" The soldier asked, looking at Deadpool on his back

"Relax," Deadpool reassured "what's happening? Why are all of you guards sprinting like it's Black Friday at Wal-Mart?"

"There's a creature attacking the princess!!!"

"Celestia?"

"YES!!!"

"Ah! But what are YOU all going to do?"

"We plan to surround it & take it down."

"...nice plan, but it won't work."

"What do you-"

"Let me handle this." Deadpool got up onto his feet, still on the guard's back, and looked ahead. They were heading towards the Canterlot castle, but still not close enough.

Alright... Canterlot is just a nice stroll from here. We can teleport to the front and-

NO N****A!!! Assassin's Creed this b***h!!!

Deadpool began to sprint ahead, landing his feet on every guard's head, who released a 'What the-!?!?!?', looking to See Deadpool running on each of their heads as if he did this multiple times. Deadpool sprinted for a couple of minutes, and was close to Canterlot. He jumped into the air and grabbed a pegasus guard by his tail. He swung himself a bit and, after a couple of seconds, released the guard's tail, flipped in the air a couple of time, and landed on the balcony where Celestia looks through every day to raise the sun.

"AND HE STICKS THE LANDING!!!" Deadpool announced. "Now to find that creature!" He stopped as he heard some screaming in the next room. Deadpool opened the door, not really knowing what was going on. Inside, he found the creature: it was almost pure black, had six legs, a crocodile like mouth & tail, purple eyes, and what looks likes a samurai helmet on it's head. With it, was Celestia as she screamed for help, as the creature was trying to... oh...

"WHAT!?!?!? WHAT THE F**K!?!?!?" the creature turned to him and saw Deadpool. Celestia kicked the creature off and ran away into another room.

"Great!!!" the creature yelled "I was having fun. Perhaps... you can work." Deadpool backed up.

"Bad Touch! BAD TOUCH!!! Stranger Danger!!!"

"Allow me to introduce myself: I am Kul'as." Deadpool pulled a chair for protection.

"I don't give a f**k who you are, nor what you are, but I'm gonna F**k you up!!!"

"I'd love that!"

"NOT LIKE THAT!!!" Deadpool charged at Kul'as, and he charged! They both went close, and-

Coming soon to theaters... from the minds of Madgamer1228 and MrAquino, presents to you: Adventures in Equestria: The Quest for the lost art! Join their O.C.s after the Season 2 finale, Madgamer's Mad the Unicorn (a blank flank adult white unicorn with a red-brown ungroomed mane) and MrAquino's Strongheart the Alicorn (a light brown alicorn with a short black mane & tail, White workhorse hooves, wears black square glasses, and has a cute mark of a heart made out of iron) two best friends since Magic kindergarden, must find a way to make a barrier that will protect all of Equestria from the wrath of the Changelings!!! With the help of Twilight Sparkle, Spike the Dragon, and Strongheart's little brother, Showoff (a green pegasus colt with a brown, somewhat unkept but still groomed mane with a cutie mark resemble a single gold bar), must recreate an artifact that can hep them on their quest. Filled with tons of action:

"GET DOWN!!!" Mad yelled as he shot a single blue bolt at a ducking Twilight, hitting a changeling that was attacking her.

"There's too many of them!!!" Strongheart yelled, grabbing a changeling and throwing it into a crowd.

Filled with Drama:

"GET OUTTA HERE!!!" Strongheart yelled, holding the boulder up with his back.

"No!" Showoff yelled, going to his brother's face. "I'm not leaving you!"

"GO!!! I want you to survive!!!"

-------------------------------------------

"You're hiding something from us!!!" Mad yelled to Strongheart!!! "WHAT IS IT!?!?!?"

"I'M IN LOVE!!!" Strongheart snapped back at his best friend.

Filled with heart:

"Twilight," Mad spoke shyly with his ears down. "I just wanted to say that... well... I-"

"Eugene!!!" Twilight yelled "LOOK!!!" Mad looked down and saw that, a flash appeared on his flank area: He finally got his cutie mark!!!

"Will I ever see you again?" a mysterious figure in a hood asked in a woman's voice to the Alicorn stallion.

"Why don't you join us?" he asked

"Oh... but... mother-"

"She's not here with us. You can control your destiny now." He leaned over to the figure.

"What are you-?"

"I know this is weird, but... here, this is called a 'kiss'. He leaned his head in and kissed the hooded figure. The figure stiffened, as her hood rose up, revealing that it had wings.

Adventures in Equestria: The Quest for the lost art!!!

Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash sat on a bench, as Applejack read a magazine and Dashie read another Daring Do book. Applejack froze and looked at a Geico ad.

"Huh," A.J. spoke, observing the ad "15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance?"

"Everyone knows that." Rainbow Dash replied, flipping to another page.

"Well... Did you know Derpy is actually smarter than she looks?" Rainbow's ears perked up and turned to her best friend.

"What?"

Twilight and Derpy sat on a table together with chess pieces on a black & white board. Twilight breathed hard, trying to figure out how her next move will go. She used her magic and moved a rook two places over. Derpy simply moved a knight to another area.

"Checkmate." Derpy simply said. Twilight released a cry of despair: she had lost to a pegasus with awkward looking eyes! Muffins rained down on Derpy as she did a victory dance in her seat.

Geico: 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

From the Producers of 'Man of Steel', and the original producers of 'Superman' 1 & 2, under the direction of MrAquino, gives you the next image of MLP-Superheroes: Super-Mare!!! Celesti-Al, daughter of Jor-Al, and the last of her kind, must save the city of Maretropolis and all of Equestria from the Evil hooves of Lex 'Filthy Rich' Luthor. With the action of Man of Steel, but with the kind, light hearted, & nostalgic feeling of the original two Superman movies, brings the middle road that both fans should enjoy without much complaint on (by most, some Parasprites will be in the crowd). She must use all her courage, strength, & powers to stop Lex Luthor's plans in destroying the world and, after a freak accident, must battle against General Zod: a self proclaimed Dictator from her destroyed home planet that was banished to the Phantom Zone, along with his two assistants: Ursa, his brains, and Nod, his brawn, will stop at nothing to take her down!!!

Deadpool returned to the others, taking deep breaths. The castle had hole in it, but it's nothing the citizens can't help fix on.

"Deadpool!!!" Twilight yelled, running towards him "What happened? Where did the creature go!?!?!?"

"He won't be back for a long time." Deadpool responded "Plus, that Selfie was so weird at that dance club."

"What happened?"

"You don't want to know."

"Whatever it was," Celestia spoke "Thank you Deadpool, I am eternally grateful."

"No problem, Sun Butt... just.. give me a minute." He fell to his back and fell asleep.

"Sun butt? Oh well... I must say, he is rather adorable when he sleeps."

"...Really?" Twilight asked

"Oh yes!"

"...Weird, even by your standards... no offense, your majesty."

"It's alright, Twilight. I'll call for him when something like that happens again."

"I'm pretty sure we'll get that." she turned to Deadpool, who snored loudly. "That snoring though!!!"

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Who should Deadpool meet next?
If you're wondering, I made this a bit before the Super Bowl, but I couldn't post it due to lack of internet connection and the game itself. And yes, I saw the MLP cameo appearance in the 'Cheer for teams' commercial. Nearly everyone stared at me when the ponies came on. I figured they'd cheer for the colts: ponies celebrate pony related things, after all, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFV48UhqL8M

Bronies have now joined. Pony #50: ILoveKimPossibleALot

Deadpool woke up, seeing that it was now in the middle of the afternoon.

Wow!!! You are such a Lazy a**!!!

I don't really think so: We battled against... whatever the hell that thing was!

"I agree," Deadpool said to himself "and I can't believe we distracted that thing to get a selfie with it!"

How did that go exactly?

Well, you see, after we clashed into each other, we-

A loud banging was heard from a door nearby. Deadpool stared at the door, not really sure what to do with it.

Are we inside?

Vice Versa.

...I don't get it.

Ugh, it means we're outside, and whoever is in there is inside their home. Do you not see the sky!?!?!?

Well Excuse me, Princess!!!

The door knocked even harder & louder, bulging the door a bit.

"Alright!" A woman's voice was heard, though muffled, inside the house. "This calls for EXTREME MEASURES!!!" Deadpool teleported onto a nearby tree, looking down at the house. The house's door busted wide open, as a pony emerged from the inside of the house. It was a light blue pegasus mare with a long, brown mane & tail with yellow highlights with a cutie mark of three white cards, each having the same red haired smiling woman as, from left to right, one had a regular smile, one was winking, and the other showed it's teeth in her smile.

"So... I'm now in Equestria!?!?!?" the pegasus asked herself "Oh man! This is awesome!!!" She looked down at herself and squeaked at her hooves. "I'M MY O.C.!!! How the hell did this happen!?!?!? Are the others alright!?!?!? Why can't I be teleported to the Kim Possible universe instead of- Wait! That's it!!! I can finally meet him!!! I hope Senpai notices me!!!" Very cartoon like, her wings lifted her up as she dreamed of meeting her Senpai. Unbeknownst to her, Deadpool was above, watching her act very cartoon like.

"Who the hell is that?" Deadpool asked himself

I think we've seen her somewhere before.

That's one of the famous Bronies (or Pegasisters, in her case, for being a female). Her username is "ILoveKimPossibleALot", for being a fan of Disney Channel's Animated spy show, Kim Possible.

Alright, Bozo! Tell us, who does she mean by her Senpai!?!?!?

That would go to one of two characters: Either Mr. John DeLancie himself or, more likely in our case, Discord himself.

"A Discord fan, eh?" Deadpool asked himself in an Australian accent "Well, it looks like we got ourselves a Brony to hunt down!!!"

Pegasister.

Same Difference!!!

Deadpool teleported away, following KimPossible across Canterlot. The pegasus was surprised at herself for moving quite well, despite being a human for most of her life and this is her first time being, well, anything but a human.

"Ok," she spoke to herself "How did I get here in the first place? Think Kim, think! I was planning to make another episode review, thought not really sure who to guest star in it, and I want to join the guys in another "Bronies React to" video. How did I get here?" She thought to herself real hard, not even knowing a human in red spandex stood there, having his junk near the back of her head.

"Excuse me Miss," Deadpool spoke in a Super-Man voice like voice "It appears you are lost." She began to turn around, not even knowing she was facing directly at Deadpool's you-know-where area

"Yeah, I actually a-OH MY GOD!!! FREAK!!!" She extend one of her hooves up and punched the Merc in his nuts, causing Deadpool to fall not his knees, wheeze hard, and let out a high pitch scream! She backed up a bit and squinted her eyes.

"I... am... so sorry... for that!!!" He fell to the side, rolling in pain.

"...Hey! I know you!!! You're that random guy from Marvel!!! Deadpool, right!?!?!?" He only shook his head in agreement, fighting back tears of pain. "Okay, I have questions for you: 1) How are you not a pony like me? 2) What are you doing here? 3)Why are you in Equestria? And 4) Why did you do that?"

"Give... me a... moment!" Deadpool took a deep breath, and the pain went away. He stop back to his full position and stretched his legs a bit. "Alright, answers, you want 'em?"

"Yeah! Anything will help. I need to find-"

"Any other Bony and Pegasister???"

"...How did you know-"

"Eavesdropping. I saw you smash that door to get out. You know, there's doorknobs on them: you can use it.

"Well sorry! This is my first time having hooves!"

"No worries. Why am I not a pony? I have no f***ing clue to be honest. What am I doing here? I took out some weird creature that made me and the author go WTF on when requested."

"Author? Who do you-" Deadpool covered her mouth, muffling her voice.

"Ah-ha! Let me answer first." He released Kim, who let out an angered grunt. "Why am I here? Well, I was summoned here by Lyra Heartstrings to be her pet, but Princess Mooncheeks needs me to take a selfie with anypony or thing I encounter during my stay. And finally, why did I do that? Well... the author did it for 'Comedy' and wanted us to meet each other."

"I'm... not gonna reply to that."

"Oh well, with your questions out of the way, I have one question for you!"

"...Alright. What is it?"

"Do you wanna meet Discord?" At that moment, Kim's wing went up in a 'Pomf!', her eyes widened, and her mouth opened to a wide smile!!! She began to shake rapidly, followed by super quick hopping around him!!!

"OH YES!!! IDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDO!!! YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S AT!?!?!?" She began to fly to Deadpool's face, nearly having her face on his.

"Actually, he's behind you." She turned around with excitement

"DISCORD!!!" Nothing was there, but the street of Canterlot. She turned back to Deadpool with an angered look. "Hey Buddy!!! Are you messing with me!?!?!?"

"NO!!! He's behind you right now!!!" Kim turned around: still nothing around. "Still behind you... sill behind... still behind-" Kim flew around in circles, giving the illusion that she was chasing her tail now! She stopped after a couple of minutes, her eyes out of place, and she tried to steady her balance, dizzy after flying around in circles. She shook her head and growled at Deadpool.

"THAT'S IT!!! I'M-"

"Why little mistress," Discord's voice spoke really close to her "You must learn not to keep looking forward, but all over the place!!!" Kim froze in place and wondered where Discord was at. Following her advice, she looked up and was greeted with the Master of Chaos, who's face landed on hers, making Kim have a scrunch face. "Hello there!"

"D-D-Discord!?!?!?"

"In the flesh!" He disappeared and reappeared as a tree "Also in the bark," another and he was a statue "also in the stone", another and he was a glass of water "and in this glass of water!" He reappeared as his normal self, crouching in front of Kim with their faces looking at each other's face.

"Discord... I... am... your... BIGGEST FAN!!!" Discord made a look with confusion and surprise mixed together. Off guard, Kim used her front hooves to Grab Discord by his slender neck and hugged him really tight, so tight, Discord's mouth opened and he made a squeak that was heard from a squeaky toy. Both Kim and Discord looked at each other, not really sure what happened. Kim hugged Discord again, and he squeaked again. She had an evil grin across her face and began to hug tightly rapidly, laughing evilly as Discord released a barrage of squeaks!!! Deadpool couldn't help but laugh out loud, falling down onto the floor, seeing Discord being hugged & squeaking loudly, especial from a Discord Fan girl. After a couple minutes of squeaking, Kim released Discord from her grasp and flew up to his face. Discord looked at her with a face of displeasure: in his mind, he wanted to do something to get revenge. Perhaps he could turn her into a squeaky toy and see how she likes being squeaked, perhaps he could teleport her to the moon and let her rot, or, just out of curiosity, he could just turn himself a little bigger and swallow the pegasus whole; who knows, pegasi could taste like chicken. His thoughts disappeared as Kim flew herself to his eyes and, to his surprise, she kissed him on his snout. Kim fainted with a smile, similar to Rarity on certain situations, both with a smile on their faces, though Kim fell to the floor. Discord snapped his finger & summoned a trampoline, where Kim fell onto it and bounced right back up, landing right onto his snout. Her eyes opened, though only halfway, and small hearts seemed to appear all over her.

"Oh Discord," she spoke in a dreamy tone "you made a fan the happiest fan in the world! If today were my last, I'll gladly die!!!"

"Uh... thanks?" Discord replied, feeling a bit fuzzy inside. "Is there... anything else you'd like to do?"

"Hm... actually, there is one."

"I think I know what you're going for!" Deadpool spoke below

"Really?"

"Original by Eurobeat Brony?"

"Yep."

"Remix?"

"Yep."

"Living Tombstone?"

"Definitely!"

"Knew it."

"Of course, LET'S GET THIS STARTED!!!" Deadpool pulled out his boom box and pressed the play button. If any of you haven't figured it out yet, the beat to The Living Tombstone's 'Discord' began to play.

"♫I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings!♫" Deadpool sang

"♫Something terrible is going down through the entire town, wreaking anarchy and all that it brings!♫" Kim sang

"♫I can't sit idly, no I can't move at all!♫" The two sang together "♫I curse the name, the one behind it all... Discord, I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon. Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away!!!♫"

The Duo, during the music break between verses, performed a bit of the dance dubbed 'The Tombstone' back home. Discord gave the two a questionable look, but seemed interested.

"♫I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go, now the world is being torn apart!♫" Kim sang

"♫A terrible catastrophe, played by a symphony, what a terrifying work of art!!!♫" Deadpool sang along

"♫I can't sit idly no I can't move at all,♫" they both sang "♫I curse the name, the one behind it all... Discord, I'm howling at the moon!!! And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon. Discord, whatever did we do, to make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away!♫"

The two performed the full 'Tombstone' dance, with the addition of Deadpool stemming his legs down & Kim standing on her back legs & stomping with Discord on said back legs. Discord was now so interested that he joined their dancing, but performed a couple of his own dance moves, being the perfect example of how to do the worm and the wave!

"♫Discord, I'm howling at the moon!♫" The two sang

"That's right!" Discord added quickly

"♫And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon,♫"

"You are!"

"♫Discord, whatever did we do, to make you take our world away?♫"

"Who Cares!?!?!?"

"♫Discord, are we your prey alone?♫"

"Maybe!?!?!?"

"♫Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?♫"

"Possibly!"

"♫Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away!♫" The three went into a pose after the final beat dropped. A whole crowd of ponies were around the three as they performed, staring at them, then released a cheer, throwing flowers, candy, and bits at the three!

"Aw yeah!" Kim said with pride "That... was... AWESOME!!!"

"I know!" Deadpool replied "And considering how I killed Tirek, this is even more awesome!"

"Wait! You killed Tirek!?!?!?"

"Yep!"

"How!?!?!?"

"I'll tell you about you friends adventures later on," Discord replied "And thanks for finding somepony who really loves me, even if it was... well... awkward."

"You're friends with him!?!?!?"

"Yep!" Deadpool responded

"Wha- I- um... thank you for leading me to Discord, Deadpool, is there anything I can do in return... minus punching you in the crotch?"

B***H!!!

Calm down.

"There is one," Deadpool responded, taking out his cell phone. "A selfie!!!"

"A selfie? Really? ...oh well." She walked over to him as Deadpool slid himself over to her.

"Say 'Chaos'!!!"

"CHAOS!!!" The picture was taken as the two smiled with a photobombing Discord in the background. Kim saw the picture, waved her head a bit, but had a smile. "Oh Discord... this is why I love you! Say, Deadpool?"

"Yep?"

"Can... you keep an eye out for the other Bronies around here? I think they may have traveled with me here and may be lost. Be sure they aren't dead, okay?"

"Will do!"

"Thanks. Discord! Wait up!!!" She ran and followed a floating Discord on top of a cotton candy cloud.

Looks like our adventure got longer

Who are the other popular Bronies on the internet?

"We'll know when we see 'em! Come on, we gotta find a place to sleep in, hopefully, we won't be interrupted by some other WTF creature."

Author's Notes:

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If any of you were wondering, it is a reverse squeak from this funny short:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F7Y1uUfeyk

Discord Song by Tombstone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk

And this is how you do the Tombstone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ45zyafauA

ILoveKimPossibleALot, if you're reading this, I hope you're happy with your interaction with Discord. https://www.youtube.com/user/ILoveKimPossibleAlot
Who should Deadpool meet next?

NO SCHOOL!!! Pony #51: Sunset Shimmer

Deadpool teleported himself away, back into Ponyville. The hoots from owls, screeches of bats, and the glow from the moon caused his eyes to become heavy. Soon, he fell asleep, falling on a table, not even caring if he looked like a hobo or not. Thanks to his time sleeping with rats in the sewers, hobos on the streets, and the Sentinels in wherever the f**k they came from, Deadpool slept through the night with ease in an uncomfortable position that had his butt in the air, his legs twisted around his head, his arms dangling over the sides, and half of his face covered with splinters. His dream was, yet again, had Luna in it, but she stopped as she saw this madness with Deadpool & his two selves singing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgLiA2Jch5Y

"Hello?" a woman's voice asked. Deadpool snorted himself awake.

"Look Luna," Deadpool murmured half asleep "I know Steven Magnet is gay, but he's so fabulous that way... like me."

"I'm not Luna. I'm not really sure how I got back here from Canterlot high." Deadpool's eyes widened, as he snorted himself awake, seeing, right in front of him, a unicorn mare with an amber coat, and a Vivid Crimson mane with yellow stripes that looked like fire.

"Did you Say 'Canterlot High'?"

"Yes. Allow me to introduce myself: I'm Sunset Shimmer." Deadpool teleported himself standing up, but also carrying Sunset in his arms.

"HOLY S**T!!! SUNSET MOTHER F***ING SHIMMER!!!"

"Uh... Do I know you?"

"No. But I know you! Sunset Shimmer: once the proud student of P.C. for the illuminati, but wished to gain power & tried to fight her, but was banished to the not so human but still human world!"

"...how do you-?"

"Let me finish. You came back to steal Twilight Sparkleoo's tiara for yourself to gain power, in three days, you took back the crown and became a demon that made everyone a zombie at the fall formal dance, but you were defeated!"

"Please... don't remind me of that."

"Ah! but in the days to come, you transformed from being a complete b***h to the woman that, though people were hesitant on, you turned into a good guy greg and, after some problem with the Dazzlers, you saved the world with Twilight & her friends!!!" Deadpool hugged the unicorn tightly, and Sunset couldn't help but feel a bit better, knowing this strange creature knew him, but seemed to like her now. "Oh Sunset! If it makes you feel better... I can kill your old Boyfriend 'Flash Sentry'!"

YES!!! YES!!! DO IT!!! DO IT FOR AMERICA!!!

We're Canadian!!!

"WHAT!?!?!?" Sunset yelled "No! I'm not going to do that! It was me being the jerk, not him! He deserves Twilight, and, though personally, I actually would like to see the two together."

"...Really?"

"Really."

"Oh." silence fell between the two.

"I haven't got your name yet."

"Oh! The name's Deadpool!"

"Deadpool?"

"Yep!"

"That's... interesting. Did you come from the mirror like me?"

"Uh... no. If I did, then I'd be a pony like you."

"Hm... good point there. How did you get here?"

"Some crazy unicorn named Lyra summoned me here."

"And... that's it?"

"Pretty much."

"Oh... how long have you been here?"

"A couple of days."

"Hm... how is it here?"

"Well, with Tirek as a decapitated head now, I'd say it's..." Deadpool pulled out a pair of sunglasses and placed them over his eyes "20% cooler." A loud 'yeah!' played behind him.

"...Did you say that you killed Lord Tirek?"

"Eeyup!"

"But... I thought nothing could harm him, according to legend & old books in the Canterlot library."

"Oh please: Twilight beat the s**t out of him after losing her home & all her books and I personally killed him to avenge all she had loss! The Brony Fanbase loves me for it now!!! Isn't that right, Bronies!?!?!?"

"...Okay. Listen, can you-"

"Deadpool!" Twilight's voice was heard. The two turned and saw the purple alicorn walking towards them. "there you are! Listen, I just want to give you my thanks in getting rid of that awful creature a- SUNSET SHIMMER!?!?!?"

"TWILIGHT!!!" Sunset jumped out of Deadpool's arms and hugged her friend.

D'awww....

I hate to admit, but they look cuter here than in the 'human' world.

"How did you get here!?!?!?" Twilight asked after Sunset was done hugging her.

"That... I'm not exactly sure really." Sunset replied "I wasn't doing anything interesting, nor was there something special planned at Canterlot High, I just sorta... poof! Here!"

"That is strange. Come on, I think we can take you back to Canterlot high."

"Hold on just a minute!" Deadpool exclaimed "You meet each other and you IMMEDIATELY find a way to take her back there!?!?!?"

"It's nothing bad, Mr. Deadpool," Sunset replied "it's that, I've gotten use over there really. I made some good friends over there and, well, I don't want to lose it. That, and, well, Celestia may not be too hype on seeing me back here."

"Come on," Twilight spoke "thanks to my machine home, it should take you back over there."

The three made their way to Twilight's new castle. Along the way, Deadpool told the two about his adventures, though, being the charmer he was, changed a couple of things such as how he meet many mares in a fancy tuxedo with long, luscious hair that would give Fabio an inferiority complex. Sunset herself was surprised at the new castle, but was really surprised as the sight of Nyx and how she acts like she knows Twilight for some time, even tough Twilight herself is just getting to know the small Alicorn that looks very similar to Nightmare Moon. Spike took Nyx away to another room, leaving the three alone with the mirror in their contraption. Twilight activated the machine, opening the portal to the human world.

"Goodbye Twilight," Sunset spoke, hugging her friend "Hope to see you soon. And Goodbye Deadpool, you were interesting." She hugged his leg before going into the mirror world.

"WAIT!!!" Deadpool yelled , pulling out his phone. In slow motion, Sunset placed her front hoof into the mirror world "*In best slow motion voice* We need a selfie!!!" Deadpool fell to the step and Sunset placed her front hoof onto the mirror. Repeat, she placed her hoof ON the mirror, so she didn't go in. Sunset tapped the glass, wondering what's going on.

"Um... give it more of a push?" Twilight suggested. Sunset began to push herself into the mirror, but nothing happened.

"What the-!?!?!?" Sunset yelled "Why can't I go back!?!?!?"

"I have no idea." Twilight walked to the mirror and placed her hoof on it, not entering as well. "This... is strange."

"What am I going to do now!?!?!?"

"...I have an idea!!!" Deadpool spoke. The two looked at Deadpool in pure curiosity.

Deadpool, Sunset, Twilight, Nyx, and Spike all sat down together, eating from a pile of tacos.

"These tacos are delicious!!!" Nyx exclaimed

"They are," Sunset agreed, having a mouthful in her mouth. "but, how does that help me?"

"Oh... that." Deadpool said, realizing how stupid this joke is that I made for all of them to be in. "Spike! Take a letter!"

"Right!" Spike replied, pulling out a quill & letter.

"come on," Spike spoke, calming Sunset down "relax. It's not like she can banish you twice."

"I don't know, Spike," Sunset replied, shaking hard "it's been so long! I-I-I have no idea what to say to her!"

"In that case then," Deadpool spoke, living his right arm in the air "this calls for me secret weapon!!!"

"...Secret weapon? What secret weaaaaaaahhhh... Hmmmmmm...." Deadpool began to scratch behind Sunset's ear, calming the unicorn down and making her feel relaxed. Her back right leg began to kick along with the sound of her purring a bit. Twilight and Nyx heard the door knock a bit, and the two answered it. Standing in front of the door was Celestia herself, with no guards or her sister present

"Is it true?" Celestia asked.

"It is." Twilight replied with a bow.

"...Come with me." Nyx hopped onto Twilight's back, as she began to follow her mentor. They entered the room Sunset was in, but stopped and watched as Deadpool was ticking her belly.

"Goochy Goo!!!" Deadpool mocked playfully as he tickled the unicorn!

"NO!!!" Sunset yelled with laughter "Stop!!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!"

"Uh... guys," Spike said "Celestia's here." The two gasped, as Deadpool teleported himself standing upright and Sunset hastily stood up, falling onto her front side before trying to stand upright herself.

"Sunset Shimmer." Celestia spoke, walking towards the unicorn. Sunset squeaked in response and slowly backed up, only to be pushed forward by Spike and Deadpool's foot. The two were now only a feet away from each other.

"P-P-Princess C-celsti-ia." Sunset stuttered "I'm... I'm-"

"Sunset Shimmer: for all that you've done back then, for your search for power, and how you treated Twilight & her friends, I have one thing to say... I forgive you."

"W-what!?!?!?"

"I forgive you, Sunset." The unicorn teared up a bit and ran to Celestiq hugging the Princess onto her chest and crying hard. Celestia used her wings to cover her up, almost like if they were arms around the unicorn.

"I'm so sorry!!! I'm sorry, Celestia!!!"

"Don't worry, Twilight has told me how you've changed drastically, and that's all I need."

"Does... that mean I'm no longer banished?" Celestia held her hoof, lifting Sunset's head up by her chin.

"Absolutely." the unicorn teared up again and wept hard, but having a smile on her face. Some music began to play, and they all turned to Deadpool, who had a guitar for some weird reason and played the theme to 'The Breakfast Club'.

"♫Hey, hey, hey ,hey!♫" Deadpool sang "♫Ohhh... Won't you come see about me? I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby. Tell me your troubles and doubts, giving me everything inside and out and love's strange so real in the dark, think of the tender things that we were working on. Slow change may pull us apart when the light gets into your heart, baby. Don't You Forget About Me, Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't You Forget About Me... Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me? Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down. Will you recognise me? Call my name or walk on by? Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down, down. Hey, hey, hey, hey!!! Ohhhh..... Don't you try to pretend, It's my feeling we'll win in the end I won't harm you or touch your defenses Vanity and security. Don't you forget about me! I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby. Going to take you apart, I'll put us back together at heart, baby! Don't You Forget About Me, Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't You Forget About Me! As you walk on by, will you call my name? As you walk on by, Will you call my name? When you walk away.♫" Both Celestia and Sunset sniffed a bit, looking back at each other, as Spike & Nyx danced together and Twilight stood next to Sunset, placing her hoof on her shoulder. "♫Or will you walk away? Will you walk on by? Come on - call my name Will you call my name? I say: *insert all the Las*.!!!♫"

"That... was beautiful!" Sunset replied, wiping a tear from her face.

"That's just one of his natural things." Celestia added "for all that may make him like a child, he is actually pretty good at connecting with others."

"I sure am!" Deadpool responded, picking up Sunset. "Care to take a selfie?"

"A selfie?" Sunset asked

"Don't worry," Twilight reassured "we all had one with him."

"Well... if you say so. Deadpool! I want this memory to forever be noted!!!"

"You got it!!!" Deadpool responded, pulling out his cellphone. "The Sunset-Celestia reunion!!! Smile!!!" Sunset, wiping a tear from her face, made a cute smile as the two took a picture together! Deadpool released Sunset, gently dropping her onto the floor.

"I must say, you really are interesting. Think we will meet like this?"

"You can count on that! ... BOOP!!!" Deadpool Booped Sunset's muzzle, making her do a scrunch face, just before teleporting away to Celestia knows where. Everyone chuckled at what he did, followed by Sunset herself. Now, moving back to Equestria, is a new clean slate for Sunset Shimmer.

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jlHz0wF0Ig

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Who should Deadpool meet next?

The Taco Squad. The Dazzlings: Sonata Dusk, Adagio Dazzle, and Aria Blaze

All the ponies in Ponyville went their own way, continuing their own normal lives, that is... until Deadpool ran down the street at hight speed with his arms flailing in the air & his legs barely touching the ground and shouting obscure gibberish as if he were in a Garry's Mod video.

"WEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEM-" Deadpool yelled repeatedly as ponies & other species jumped out of the way of the the second most craziest man in the world next to the Joker (but that's DC, this is Marvel SUCKAS!!!)

Who!?!?!?

The Dazzlings.

...Who are they?

They're the trio villain band that tried to take over the World in Canterlot high in Equestria Girls 2, remember?

I don't really follow.

Ugh... I can't believe I'm going there, but, here goes nothing: The girls that fart a lot.

OOH!!! THOSE B***HES!!! The H***ers, right?

"WEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEM-"

Wait, why do we need to find them?

Three ways: 1) Their evil 'fart' magic will cause disharmony across the land, 2) So we can prove we're the better artists than them, and 3) Sonata Dusk.

The one that spoke of Taco Tuesday?

The one that spoke of Taco Tuesday.

"WEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEMWE-"

SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

Deadpool stopped and looked at a nearby mirror.

"Hey! I'm just trying to find those three b***hes!!! Care to stop me even more!?!?!?"

Look, we can search for them, but we need to think logically on where they would be at.

Ooh! Can we check the Beach for them!?!?!?

That... will actually work. I'm surprised you figured that out.

And can we check the carnival that's there!?!?!?

Carnival!?!?!? What are you-

LOOK!!!

Deadpool turned around and, sure enough, they were near the beach and, on a port, was an amusement park like area going on with some, though not crazy, impressive rides going on. Many ponies were there, most of them families and couples preparing for hearts & hooves day to come. Many concession stands were there, one with the famous Fluffle Puff, Pinkie Pie, and Discord running a taco stand (though she seems to eat more of her stuff than selling), Derpy & the Doctor in a muffin stand, a one & only Donut Joe running a Donut stand, and other stands selling their own snacks or running their own games for suckers to pay & try to win the prizes for themselves or, more then likely, for somepony else.

"Well call me a monkey's uncle!"

...You killed it! We had such a great time, and you killed it!

Deadpool teleported to the amusement park, surprising a few ponies, but took it as no harm at all. Deadpool searched for the Dazzlings, not sure what they'd look like: They weren't goig to be human, that's a fact, but are they going to be their Siren selves as seen in Rainbow Rock's finale? If they were going to be that, then why the hell did we need to search for them in the first place!?!?!?

"How did we even get back here?" A familiar voice asked. Deadpool stopped and turned around a corner to see who was speaking: there were three earth ponies there, and, just by the looks of them, they were the dazzlings!!!

"Beats me," The pink earth pony with two huge purple with a mint green stripe ponytails responded: Aria Blaze. "I'm just glad we're not in that pitiful world anymore."

"But we're not in our original forms anymore!!!" the golden coated earth pony with a huge, orange & yellow striped afro like mane, snapped back: Adagio Dazzle (their leader)

"Come on girls," the light blue earth pony with a single, regular blue & dark blue striped ponytail of a mane, spoke with optimism: Sonata Dusk. "We can now blend in with pony society now!"

"Are you suggesting we reform!?!?!?"

"Uh... Sorta?"

"Oh sure," Aria responded "what's next, we go in & celebrate whatever the townsfolk celebrates on?"

"Uh... No... Not... really."

"Of course, there you go, being stupid, AGAIN!!!"

"Hey!!! I'm not stupid!!! I just don't use words good!"

"ENOUGH!!!" Adiago snapped at her two friends "I hate to admit it, but I think Sonata's plan may work."

"WHAT!?!?!?" The two responded, Sonata with a gleeful tone while Aria had an angered tone.

"Think about it: our gems are now fixed, allowing us to sing great once again, and with everypony celebrating whatever they celebrate on, we can feed off their negative energy!!!"

"Just stir up trouble again like in the human world?" Aria asked "Yeah, like that worked the first time."

"This is different!!! With us being away from Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, & their friends AND not knowing we're here, we can feast like queens!!! We'll be like-"

"TACOS!!!" Sonata interrupted.

"What!?!?!? No!!! I was going to say that we'll be like-"

"Come here Taco!!!" Sonata ran away from her trio, following a taco that levitated over to a different area.

"Sonata!!! Get back here!!!"

"Eh, leave her," Aria responded "I guess your plan will work. With her out of the way, the more we get to feast on, am I right?"

"... Fine. This should work with only your help."

Sonata chased after the mysterious floating taco, wanting to get a wonderful taste from this delicacy!!! She dodged the ponies across her path, but was still focused enough to get to her delicious floating prey. The Taco landed onto a single paper plate, that was on a booth outside a stand, where a couple of other ponies sat on, eating their own tacos. Sonata jumped not her seat, took a good whiff of her treat, and then scarfed it down, laughing like a mad man as she ate the tortilla with lettuce & various veggies in it. She stopped as she was soon face-to-face with a weird, pink, super fluffy thing pony, staring at her.

"Ptthptphtp." The pink thing spoke.

"Uh... sure?" Sonata responded, having no clue what it said. A puff of smoke, and another taco landed on the plate.

"So," a pink pony with a darker pink mane spoke, coming out from the fur of the other pink pony "Are you 'Sonata Dusk'?" Sonata chewed her taco slowly, sweating a bit.

"Uh... yes?"

"Are you with the Dazzlings?" a weird, slender monster asked, slithering it's way out of the fluffy pink pony's fur.

"...What are you getting at?"

"Just what I heard your leader, Adiago, spoke of." another voice responded. A puff of red smoke, and Deadpool appeared!!! "Name's Deadpool!!! I've seen you before and, might I say, I love you!!!"

"You... love me?"

"Of course!!! Who else loves that many tacos!?!?!?" The three inside the stand gave him a 'seriously?' look. "Alright, you three are in this as well."

"Yay!!!" The regular pink pony & monster cheered together, with the fluff ball gasping with a smile.

"What are you going to do with me!?!?!?" Sonata asked, shivering and sweating hard.

"Easy as this," Deadpool responded, holding a flashlight underneath his face & turning it on, just to make him look more dramatic "we need you... TO JOIN US!!!"

"... Seriously?"

"Seriously!!! We have many perks here than when when you stay with those two!"

"Like what?"

"Discord, Pinkie, Fluffle Puff, show her the goods!!!"

"With Pleasure!" Discord replied. With a quick snap of his eagle claw, Sonata, still in her chair, appeared in a pitch black area with a single lamp over her, and a board with the four around it. "To get this started, the first thing you have to know is that with you, you won't be the only villain to be reformed from their evil ways of life. Just look at me: I used to be the Lord of Chaos, now, I'm a lovable guy for ponies to be around!" Discord explained while, in his claw hands, held a ruler that pointed out all the things he and she did that were evil, but showing what has happened to him after reforming & what she can do if she's reformed.

"Our second perk is that you can make more new friends than ever!" Pinkie exclaimed, pointing at a picture with her surrounded by other ponies, but really, the four were present around her. "Good guys generally have more friends than villains, which means more help, more of a good time, and more memories for you all to share together!!!"

"Ptthpthptpthtpthhhtpthhpttttphtpthptphhhptphhhtttptthptpthptttttphtphpttttpppphhhhptphhhptptptptptphpthph!" Fluffle 'Spoke', showing a picture of Sonata earning wings & a horn, and becoming the princess of tacos.

"And," Deadpool finished, pointing at a picture with all of them with halos above their heads with Deadpool's face turned to look like that of Markiplier "We're much better than those so called 'friends' of yours!" Discord snapped his finger, and they were all back to their stand. "So... ready to join us?"

"...Sure." Sonata spoke

"Alright everyone! Tie her up and- wait... what!?!?!?"

"I'll join you guys! Truth be told, I don't want to be born as a creature that caused chaos among ponies, but after coming back as a pony myself, I may have a chance to live among my new buddies!!!"

"That's... good."

"Aw," Discord whined "I wanted to use the feather."

"So," Sonata spoke, eating her taco "when do we begin?" Before they could speak, they heard, out in the distance, the singing of the two Sirens with green gas emitting out of nowhere.

"I think we need to take care of those two." Discord suggested.

"Good idea." Deadpool responded. "Come on! We must find those two and stop them!!!"

"Shall I contact Twilight and the princesses?" Pinkie asked

"Yes!!! If all else fails, it's good to know we have some friends!"

"Ptthptphtppthpptphtpphtptphtp." Fluffle Spoke.

"Really!?!?!? You have all that stuff!?!?!?"

"What?" Sonata asked "What does she have!?!?!?"

"...Instruments."

Adiago and Aria, in the middle of a large crowd, began to sing! Without Sonata, they felt more magic around them, making them feel much more powerful than with all three. Perhaps, if two left, the one singing alone will be super powerful. The ponies all stood around the two, confused as to why they're singing, but were... entranced by their singing. The ponies' pupils shrunk until it seemed to disappear as they listened; it was now obvious that they were under the siren's influence, and that this was their first to be taken by the Siren's. The sirens continued to sing, releasing the green gas, until they heard... rock music? Turning around, they saw Sonata with Deadpool having a guitar, Discord having a Bass, Pinkie Pie on the drums, and Fluffle Puff... standing around while having a taco in her mouth.

"Adiago! Aria!!!" Deadpool yelled "I'm going to give you this one offer: surrender and join your friend for rehabilitation or we're going to kick your *** with the power of rock!!!"

"Try us!" the two responded and began to float in the air, having their pink, demon wings coming out.

"You asked for it! Sonata: Sing!"

"What!?!?!?" Sonata asked, confused on what's happening."

"Fluffle Puff!!! Show her the lyrics!!!" Fluffle Stood up and walked in front of Sonata, holding cue cards on what she must sing.

"Let's get this show started!" Pinkie yelled, tapping her drumsticks together.

"And I've added flair to this attraction," Discord added "so this should be much better when we win!!!"

"Let's start!" Deadpool yelled. He played an opening, followed by Pinkie on her drums & Discord with his bass and a few extra instruments floating in the sky, playing their part.

"♫Na na na na na na na na na na na na.♫" Sonata sang, a bit nervous as she's battling her two smarter and, more than likely, powerful old friends. "♫Na na na na na na na na na na na na! I guess I just lost my best friends, I don't know where they went. So I'm gonna eat my money, I'm not gonna pay their rent♫."

"♫Nope!♫" Deadpool sang along, adding more to the song. Sonata sucked it up and began to sing with more comfort, finding that, though she may be up against her old friend, her new ones may help out more.

"♫I got a brand new attitude and I'm gonna wear it tonight! I wanna get outta trouble, but I wanna start a fight! Na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight, Na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight!!!♫"

"♫So, so what!?!?!?♫" They all sang together, giving Sonata a HUGE boost in confidence! "♫I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves, and I don't need you! And guess what I'm having more fun, and now that we’re done, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, and you're a tool! So, so what!?!?!? I am a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!!!♫" A cloud of gas started to come from their group, but instead of green, it was now blue: Sonata's influence or something else? Who knows!?!?!?

"Uh check my flow, aw." Deadpool added, standing next to Sonata while playing his guitar.

"♫The waiter just took my table," Sonata continued "and gave it to Jessica Simps-♫"

"S**T!!!"

"♫I guess I'll go sit with drum boy, at least he'll know how to hit. What if this song's on the radio, then somepony's gonna die. I'm gonna get in trouble, My exes will start a fight. Na na na na na na na! They're gonna start a fight. Na na na na na na na! we're all gonna get in a fight!♫"

"♫So, so what!?!?!?♫" They all sang together. "♫I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves, and I don't need you! And guess what I'm having more fun, and now that we’re done, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, and you're a tool! So, so what!?!?!? I am a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!!!♫" Their cloud of blue gas started to rival the size of the Dazzling's cloud and half of the crowd began to look at Deadpool's band. Discord snapped his fingers and a banner with 'El Pollo Loco' on it appeared. Sonata grew wings, but, not as menacing looking as her original self, but looked like Celestia's wings, matching her now glowing, white eyes!

"♫You weren't there, You never were, You want it all, But that's not fair. I gave you life, I gave my all, You weren't there, You let me fall.♫"

"♫So, so what!?!?!? I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves, and I don't need you! And guess what I'm having more fun, and now that we’re done, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, and you're a tool! So, so what!?!?!? I am a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!!!♫"

"♫No, no, no, no! I don't want you tonight, You weren't there, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, And you're a tool! So, so what, I am a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!!!♫" Their cloud consumed the Dazzlings, making the two fall to the floor and the crowd cheered for their heroes!!! Sonata's wings went away & her eyes went back to normal as she landed back onto the stage. Deadpool picked up Sonata, tossing her in the air a bit and having her land in the crowd, who began to crowd surf her. The rest of this weird, taco loving squad joined her, having the ponies carry them all in a large crowd surf. Deadpool teleported him and Sonata away, landing next to the Dazzlings.

"Well Well Well," Sonata spoke "Looks like the stupid one has gained the upper hoof!!!"

"How is that possible!?!?!?" Adiago yelled

"You're too weak and stupid to do that!!!" Aria added

"Maybe," Sonata replied "But I have one thing that you both don't know of."

"And what is that!?!?!?" They both asked

"...TACOS!!!"

"Close enough." Deadpool replied, pulling out his cell phone. "Let's take a-"

"A SELFIE!?!?!? I loved those from the other universe!!! Come on, GET UP you two!!!" Sonata carried the two up and held their heads to look at the camera. Deadpool entered the frame and took a selfie with the trio. They looked up and saw the princesses come down from the sky, seeing them. Celestia landed near them and walked over to Deadpool. She gave a curious look at the three.

"Uh... Deadpool?" Celestia asked very curiously "Are those the Sirens Star Swirl abandoned all those years ago?"

"They are!" Deadpool responded

"Don't worry, Princess," Sonata spoke, bowing to Celestia "Deadpool offered me a chance to be reformed from my old evil ways, and I want to join your people, Celestia."

"...Well... this is interesting." Celestia commented. She turned and saw the huge crowd surfing "I take it that was your doing, deadpool?"

"Kinda," Deadpool responded, lifting Sonata up "it was actually all her working! She battled her two ex-friends and saved these ponies from brainwashing!"

"...Really?"

"It is!" Sonata added "They helped me out with their music!!! We'll be known together as... The Taco Squad!!!"

"Taco Squad?"

"Oh yes!"

"Well... Sonata, I grant you Amnesty to rejoin pony kind from this day on! But know this: we will watch you. If we catch you doing anything evil, we will use all our might on you."

"Don't be so harsh on her," Discrod's voice spoke. He appeared in a flash, holding Sonata in his arms "I will take good care of her. She'll be like my own daughter."

"Daddy!!!" Screwball appeared out of nowhere, hugging Discord by the back of his neck.

"...Alright... she'll be like an adopted daughter."

"looks like my time here is complete." Deadpool spoke, smacking his hands together "But first!!!"

"WHEEE!!!" Deadpool yelled as he rode the carousel in circles.

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Who should Deadpool meet next?

GET REKT!!! Pony # 52 & 53: Button Mash and his mom, Eliana

After his ride on the carousal, our favorite Merc stretched out his arms.

That was fun! Now what?

Well, we need to take a selfie with another pony, so I'm guessing-

"THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" The cheer from a foal yelled. Deadpool turned and saw that there was an arcade area where, a bunch of foals gathered around for something. Curious, Deadpool teleported right behind the crowd, seeing what the commotion was about. Everyone was cheering as they watched two other foals playing an arcade game called 'The Fighter's Spirit'. On the left side of the machine, it showed a pegasus pony in golden armor holding a sword that glowed fire, and the other showed a ninja pony holding a knife in one hoof & throwing shurikens with the other. Above the arcade machine was a T.V. screen, showing the battle as a Cyborg looking unicorn mare (with a robot eye & upper right leg) battled against a werewolf-looking pony! The crowd released a loud cheer, as the camera panned to the Cyborg Mare, slowing down the fight, showing that she was charging up, and fired a huge blast from it's metallic eye, releasing tons of damage to the Were-wolf pony, completely taking away all it's health, followed by a large, red 'K.O.!!!'.

"Recalibrating circuits," the mare in game spoke, pulling out a screwdriver and began to look through it's circuits in it's robotic leg "preparing for next battle." Deadpool looked down, seeing the defeated foal slammed it's hooves on the controls in defeat and some steam coming out of it's head. It turned, showing that it was a unicorn filly, and her opponent turned, showing that it was none other than Button Mash!!! The two shook hooves together, giving each other respect & saying that it was a good game.

"Who can defeat Button Mash!?!?!?" A pegasus colt in front of Deadpool yelled

"I don't think anyone can." A unicorn filly replied

"I'm pretty sure that Somepony can defeat him!" A small earth pony colt spoke

"Not Somepony," Deadpool said "SOMEONE!!!" The crowd turned and gasped at the sight of Deadpool. Button Mash turned around, sowing that he was on a stool, sipping some apple juice. Deapool pointed at the colt. "BUTTON MASH!!!"

"Yeah?" Button replied, surprisingly calm while sipping his juice

"I challenge your throne to this arcade game!!!" The crowd gasped at Deadpool's challenge, followed by some murmurs.

"Oh please: I'm not just great at 'The Fighter's Spirit', I have a Fighter's Spirit!!!" Another gasp from the crowd!

"Let's see your spirit I defeat you and you cry to your MOM!!!" More gasping, followed by 'Oh!!!'s. Button snarled at Deadpool.

"Oh yeah! Well... you're... a Noob!!!"

"Ha! A weak pony's defense! Let's us fight!!!"

"Bring it on!!!" Deadpool teleported next to Button Mash, sitting in his own stool next to the colt. Deadpool pulled out a bit and placed it in the machine.

"A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED!!!" The Game's inner announcer yelled. A character selection screen was shown, with fighters that poked really special from one another: there was the Knight looking pegasus in armor, the ninja pony, the cyborg mare, & the werewolf pony, but there was also as followed: a cowboy looking pony that resembled a bit like Braeburn, a knight pony in dark armor & had scars all over him, a unicorn mare that carried a bow & arrows (somewhat resembling an Elf from Lord of the Rings), a pure android pony with a single visor for it's 'eyes', the skeleton of an Alicorn wearing jewelry of royalty, a Tydal look alike but with more shark features in the face area, a scientist pony with an eye patch over it's left eye & carrying surgical tools around him, a stallion in a business suit with Sunglasses on (Agent Smith from the Matrix?), and a mare in a one piece tight black leather suit carrying guns & a sword. Deadpool picked the last one, seeing that she had more of his coolness and, perhaps maybe (though in a weird way) that she was... sexy, hearing that her name was Trinity. Button chose his character: the Dark knight pony with scars all over him (Named The Hand). Their character appeared right in what looks like an abandoned laboratory where Monsters roamed freely. The Camera went to Button's character, who held up his sword.

"Your Soul will please my master!" The Hand spoke, aiming his sword at his opponent. The Camera panned to Deadpool's character, Trinity, who cocked her guns before holstering both at the same time.

"You're easy money!" Trinity spoke in a cocky voice (not in the emotionless voice like the Matrix movies made though, a welcomed change Deadpool must say). The camera zoomed right out, showing both fighters standing in a 2-D field with monsters roaming in the background.

"ROUND 1," The game's announcer spoke with the words coming up "FIGHT!!!" Button's character charged at Deadpool's character, giving him the first Blow attack! Deadpool character got up & shot at The Hand, dealing some, but not as much damage, as his opponent. Hand used some dark magic in his hooves, carrying Trinity in the air before slamming her onto the floor, followed by a quick 5 hit combo from his sword. Trinity got up and charged right back, taking out her sword and began to do some quick slices from her blade, making a 15 hit combo that ended with a quick uppercut! Hand got up and quickly grabbed one of the creatures near them, tossing it at the mare! The mare teleported away, appearing right behind him, but Hand quickly charged his sword and, with one powerful swing, sent the mare flying into another room! Trinity was tossed into a pit filled with the creatures in the background, all of which attacked her, taking away a large chunk of her health away, followed by the evil Knight jumping into the air & slamming her into the floor, sending her falling into an abandoned office area and landing her back onto a coffee table, immediately destroying it, causing her to roll over to the side, where the evil Knight landed.

"The Hand Wins!" The game's announcer yelled.

"Foolish Child!!!" Hand mocked, turning & walking a few steps back before going back into a fighting position. Trinity got up and cracked her neck, prepared for the next fight! Something neigh took notice on is the damaged look both were receiving: The Hand's armor began to have dents in it while Trinity's, more obvious to her than her opponent, was several cuts in her leather suits and cuts on her face.

"ROUND 2, FIGHT!!!" Trinity began to fire at Hand, who blocked her attack with his shield. He began to charge at her, but Trinity quickly grabbed a mug and threw it at the knight, making him fall to the floor! She charged at him and he got up at the same time! He swung his sword at her, but she teleported right behind him, uppercutting him into the air followed by quick shots from her pistols! He got up jumped into the air, grabbed a hanging lamp post, and slammed it onto her, making her slide back on her back. He charged right at her, but Trinity got right up and grabbed Hand, slamming his head onto a computer, sending who knows how much Electricity through his body! He got up and attempted to do his powerful swing, but she teleported right behind him and, using her sword, sent a powerful swing on him! He flew into a hallway and landed roughly inside an elevator, but the cables snapped, sending him falling into the bottom floor, followed by an explosion, sending Hand rolling into a slums area with other ponies moving out of the way as he rolled in! Trinity appeared on the other side. "Trinity Wins!!!"

"Come on," Trinity mocked, relaxing her shoulders "that was easy!". Hand got up with a dark aura around him, prepared for their next fight!

"ROUND 3, FIGHT!!!" The Next fight, both sides gave it their all, as punches & kicks were made, Hand grabbing Trinity & sucking some of her soul away & vice versa with Trinity grabbing Hand & shocking him with a taser, Hand throwing an entire shack onto Trinity & Trinity rolling a wagon to him, crushing Hand & rolling over him! Both sides were ow on what little they have left! Hand glowed a dark purple aura &, from what it looks like, he would win this fight! Trinity teleported out of the way, landing right behind him as he failed to do his super move!!! Her eyes glowed as she pulled out her sword: Hand was kicked into the air, she jumped into the air, & she disappeared without a trace, but Hand was quickly sliced by white light, Trinity appeared above him & slammed a device to his chest, causing him to be knocked onto the floor! She teleported back to the floor, pulled out a trigger & pressed it's button. A huge explosion came from where Hand laid, followed by the announcer yelling in excitement! "ULTRA COMBO!!! TRINITY WINS!!!" Trinity turned her back and looked at her fallen target.

"Another day, another paycheck." She simply said before walking away.

The crowd gasped at what happened: Deadpool defeated the undefeated Button Mash! They cheered loudly for the new king of 'The Fighter's spirit'!!!

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Button Mash yelled "HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?"

"Aw, don't worry little guy," Deadpool spoke, rusting the colt's mane "Lesson 1 in being a champion is humility."

"...What?"

"Easy as this: learn from all your defeats and get back up afterwards. Keep doing this & you'll be a champion in no time." Button turned to the mask human and smiled

"Thanks, Mr. Deadpool"

"That, or you if you fail, then you're not Batman... Hold on! THAT'S DC!!!"

"...What!?!?!?"

"Sorry, but, from the words of Homer Simpson: No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you!"

"Uh... thanks?"

"♫The More you know!!!♫"

"Button!?!?!?" A familiar voice yelled "What are you!?!?!?"

"I'm here, mom!" Button replied. Out from the corner of their arcade machine, a tan colored earth pony mare with a light brown ponytailed mane & tail entered. Her cutie mark was that of a heart & a baby bottle. This was Button Mash's mom alright.

"There you are! I thought I told you to stay with me!"

"Mom, I asked you if I could stay at the arcade and you replied with a 'yes'!"

"I was answering another pony's question about the sight of Deadpool around here! And it turns out- oh... uh... hello."

"Hola." Deadpool responded "Don't worry about your son: he and I had an epic duel that, I'm pretty sure, he will learn from in Humility."

"...What did you do?"

"We battled each other in 'The Fighter's Spirit'!!! It is so cool to play especially when we were battling!!! You should've seen it mom: Deadpool chose Trinity & I chose The Hand, and we both battled in the Offices, and-"

"Don't worry honey, you can tell me later. I'm glad to see you had some fun and you're safe. Thank you, Mr. Deadpool. How may I return the favor?"

"Easy: A selfie!!!" Deadpool responded

"A what!?!?!" Both the mom and colt asked

"It's just a picture."

"Oh, good."

"Come here you little Rascal!" Deadpool picked up the colt with one of his arms! Him mom got in between the two and the picture was taken (though Button & Deadpool posed as if they were rivals, but in a friendly way.)

"Come button, we need those cards for your class, remember?"

"Cards!?!?!?" Button asked

"Yes sweetie: Hearts and hooves day is almost here, and we need cards for your class, remember?"

"Oh... right. Bye Deadpool!!!" The two walked away, heading to who knows where. Deadpool turned and saw the crowd of ponies.

"...Who want to battle me!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled. A loud cheer was made, as fillies & colts gathered around to battle the Merc with the mouth.

When we lose, we leave, okay?

Yeah! We can act like shippers on their Valentines day!!!

Author's Notes:

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The Next chapter will be Vaneltines/Hearts & Hooves themed. Which couple would you like to see with everyone's favorite Merc? (Can be of the following only: DP with a new character (either he loves or Vice Versa), a character from a chapter with a new character, or two new characters (can already be a couple or shipped by D.P.)
If any of you want to make a story for 'The Fighter's Spirit', feel free to do so, just Contact me & allow me to be the editor. I already have a bit of a story planned out for it, but I'm flexible enough to allow changes inside the story.
And if you're wondering, I imagine the game playing as fast as Killer Instinct, with the interactive system from Injustice: Gods among us & the new MKX, and all with a T-Rating like Street Fighter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZEXpm1DFU

Tough Love. Pony # 54 & 55: Mandopony and Sibsy/Wildfire

After a couple of hours, having fun with the foals that battled against him, many of the kids' parents came around to take their child or children away. It wasn't until he saw that he was now alone.

"Well... this sucks." Deadpool spoke to himself, getting up from his seat.

Hearts and Hooves day is almost here, you know.

Ooh!!! Let's see if we can make some love!!!

WHAT THE F**K!?!?!? We're human, not ponies!!!

So? Haven't you heard of a Centaur?

"F**k that! We're not making another Tirek!!! We can survive without any b***hes on our love snake!"

Oh sure, just like how you though-

"Don't mention that again!!!"

Yeah, I wonder what are we going to go on Valentine's Day!

"Hm... recreate the Valentine's Day Massacre!?!?!?"

Uh... no. Let's be logical here, we can-

A loud whirring noise came right behind Deadpool, followed with an eerie green glow. Turning around, a huge, green portal was opened with a swirling vortex inside.

WHOO!!! A GLORY HOLE!!!

YOU IDIOT!!! That's a portal!!!

Loud honking was heard from the other side, followed by a car slamming into Deadpool, leaving him dangling for dear life on the windshield!!! Inside were two ponies: a yellow earth pony stallion with a rugged looking orange-brown mane & tail with a Mandolin for his cutie mark, and a cream colored pegasus mare with a brown, nearly Maud like mane & tail with a single tire on fire for a cutie mark, both screaming as she tried to hold onto the wheel with her hooves.

"WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!?!?" The stallion asked "IS THAT MARVEL'S DEADPOOL!?!?!?"

"I DON'T CARE!!!" The pegasus responded "WHERE ARE WE!?!?!?" Deadpool teleported inside the vehicle, appearing & taking the pegasus in his arms, reappearing with her in the back seat, buckled her in, and teleported back to the driver area, taking the wheel.

"Why my lovely couple," Deadpool spoke, driving wildly, crashing through a couple of buildings with ponies dodging out of their way. "Isn't it obvious: You're in Equestria!!!"

"...Equestria?" the stallion replied "Ha! Yeah right, I doubt we're in Equestria right now, right Sibsy?" He turned to see his companion in the vehicle.

"Of course Mando." Sibsy replied, turning to him. They both stopped and stared at each other; their eyes widened and their pupils shrunk.

"Sibsy."

"Yeah?"

"You're your pegasus."

"And you're your Earth Pony." They both looked down at their own new bodies, seeing that they no longer had hands or feet, or regular butts, but hooves and a tail sticking out from underneath. They both released a scream of pure terror!!!

"GTA RAMP!!!" Deadpool yelled, putting all his foot power on the gas, sending the car going super fast on an upside down wagon!!! Deadpool pulled out a CD and placed it in the car's radio & pressed the 'Play' button. Haddaway's "What is Love?" began to play. The vehicle miraculously drove on the underside and the vehicle almost flew into the air! A couple of ponies could hear the blaring music inside, and seeing Deadpool inside, behind the wheel, bobbing his head wildly with two other ponies inside, grabbing the inners of the strange machine, also bobbing their heads, but not like Deadpool's, for their faces had fear in it, not fun! When the car landed, Deadpool turned the wheel a full let turn, causing the vehicle to roll on the floor, flip around six or seven times, and land in between two empty carriages as if it were parallel parked. Both Mando and Sibsy shivered with fear, holding very tightly onto the insides of the vehicle.

"WHOO!!!" Deadpool yelled "NOW FOR THE MONEY!!!"

"M-M-money?" Sibsy asked, still shaking.

"Of course! GTA Logic: Perform a jump and God gives you money!!! WHERE'S MY MONEY, GOD!?!?!? Don't make me recrucify J.C. Again!!!"

"I don't feel so good." Mando spoke. They opened the doors to their car & exited, seeing the vehicle needed A LOT of repairs on it, something that, by the looks of it,their insurance would barely cover up. Mando tried to balance himself as his cheeks puffed up, covered his mouth with his hooves, ran into a bush, and puked! Sibsy herself, went over to Mado's side and patted his shoulder when he finished.

"There There," she spoke in a soothing tone I'm pretty sure that this is a dream that we may be having."

"A dream?" A familiar woman's voice asked "I assure you that this is no dream." The couple looked up and saw, flying down & touching on the floor, was the Princess of the Night: Princess Luna. "You two seem new here. Tell me, is that... thing yours?"

"MOONCHEEKS!!!" Deadpool yelled, teleporting next to her.

"...Deadpool, why am I not surprised?"

"You know each other!?!?!?" The couple asked at the same time.

"Of course!" Deadool replied "Mooncheeks and I have had some crazy adventures, haven't we?"

"Quit referring me as 'Mooncheeks' you buffoon!" Luna replied

"You know you love it!"

"I hate it!"

"Oh yes you do! You love it as these two ponies!!!"

"No I- wait... is today what thy subjects call 'Hearts and Hooves Day'?" Deadpool pulled out his cellphone and looked at the date.

"If you mean Valentines day, then yes!!!"

"Valentine's day!!!" the couple yelled together

"Our date!!!" Sibsy yelled

"Everything's ruined!!!" Mando yelled

"Ruined?" Luna asked "What do you mean?"

"We're not from around here, your majesty," Sibsy replied with a bow "but we were both going out for a date when we appeared here!"

"And we have no idea what to do now!" Mando added "Everything was planned out from the start!"

"Our Valentines day together is ruined!" they both yelled together. Luna saw their eyes watering up a bit with their lower lips hanging over their upper lips. She looked back at Deadpool.

"I can't believe I'm saying this," Luna spoke with regret "Deadpool, can you-"

"WITH PLEASURE!!!" Deadpool interrupted! He picked up the couple by their tails and teleported away!

The three found themselves in the park of Manehatten, where the city has been decorated with lovey-wuvvey stuff. Deadpool set the two at a table inside the city's park, where other couple were around, doing their own stuff.

"Psst," Deadpool whispered "Mandopony: I've heard all of your stuff and I know how much you and Sibsy love each other. To get the good stuff, read the poem I've sticked under you're a**hole."

"...WHAT!?!?!?" Mando yelled. Deapool teleported away, leaving the two alone. Sibsy had a bit of a blank expression on her face, not sure how to comprehend everything now.

"So," she spoke "one minute, we're driving in California, the next, we're teleported to Equestria as our pony selves where we meet Marvel's Deadpool, who happens to live here by the sound of it, and he's helping our date."

"...Seems like that." Mando replied. Sibsy turned around and flapped her wings a bit.

"I can't really explain, but this feels... natural."

"I feel the same."

"...Really?"

"Yeah. I guess it must be because, well, I enjoy the show and you're the lead story board artist, we made our pony selves and, I'm guessing, we feel natural being our own original characters."

"I... guess that makes sense." Mando felt something under his flank area and turned to see: it was a piece of paper. Mando pick it up and looked at it: it was Deadpool's poem he should read. "What is that? A poem?"

"Um... yeah, it is."

"Can you read it?"

"...I don't really know."

"Please?" Mando looked at his love, who's eyes seemed to flutter with each blink.

"...Alright. Let's see how this goes: 'Your eyes, they flicker like a Sandalwood Sage Sunset. Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens, hung to dry on the deck. Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice is the scented candle I would describe your mouth. And you're nose... an unscented emergency candle... for when the power goes out.'" Both Mando and Sibsy awkwardly stared at each other, then the poem.

"Did... the writer of that poem really just used scented candles to describe his love?"

"Looks like it. Can't real blame him though, have you ever went through a scented candle store or section without smelling ANY of those candles?"

"...Fair point there."

"And that's not all!" Deadpool yelled, teleporting back to the two. "To liven up more of these love poems, I've replaced random letters in the middle of words with apostrophes! For example: It Is Never Ever Over, My Lover Of Clover." Deadpool stood there and remained silent.

"Well?" Sibsy asked

"Got it! 'Tis Ne'er E'er O'er M'lo'er o' clo'er!"

"...What?" Mando asked

"Or! We can do what most people in the world now!" He teleported away and reappeared with a microphone & wearing a costume that can only be described as... Kinky. "We can sing about how much we want to do it! Innuendoes, of course, will be a lot more easier to hear than in the last 10 years!"

"WHAT!?!?!?" The couple yelled together

"How about the Song "Blow my Whistle?" ♫ Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby, Let me know?♫ Or how about the Ying-Yang Twins "Whisper in your ear"? ♫ Hey how ya doing lil momma let me whisper in ya ear, Tell ya something that ya might like to hear: Got a sexy a** body and yo ass look soft, Mind if I touch it and see if it's soft? Naw I'm just playin less you say I can and I'm known to be a real nasty man and they say a closed mouth don't give in and I don't mind askin for head. Ya heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed, just wait 'till you see my d**k! Hey B***h, wait 'til you see my d**k!♫"

The couple's mouths dropped as low as they could, hearing those stuff Deadpool sang about. Their mouth were brought back up, and they both growled at the Merc! In a flash, they both pounced onto Deadpool and beat the s**t out of him!!! Mando grabbed a random guitar and began to slam it on Deadpool's chest, followed by Sibsy using a pipe, who swung at his face & legs!!! They both slowed down, seeing Deadpool's body twitch like an insect.

"Now that he's gone," Sibsy spoke "we should take care of the body."

"Got it." Mando replied

The couple threw Deadpool into a dumpster in an alleyway.

"That takes care of him!" Sibsy spoke, wiping her hooves off together.

"I can't believe Luna put HIM in charge of our date!" Mando yelled in anger "Did she purposely wanted our date ruined!?!?!?"

"I hope not! If she did, oh, I'm going to-"

"Hello there!" A cheerful voice replied. The couple turned and saw the married couple themselves: Shining Armor and Princess Cadence. The couple seemed to have a romantic stroll across the park, enjoying each other's company and love for one another. Both Mando and Sibsy seemed to be relieved that they could meet two other characters from the show, even though 'Meeting Princess Luna' fulfilled one of their bucket lists.

"Honey," Shining Armor spoke "this is suppose to be our Hearts & Hooves day, remember?"

"I know honey," Cadence replied to her husband "but I've never seen any ponies like these before. Are you new here?"

"...We are." Mando replied

"Why do you ask?" Sibsy asked

"You two," Sibsy replied "are... just... so CUTE TOGETHER!!!"

"...We are?"

"Of course! I overheard you two are having a terrible date, is that right?"

"It has been!" Mando replied

"Honey-" Shining protested

"Oh hush!" Cadence replied "I know how you both feel life, and that was when we were reminded of our anniversary. A good friend of Twilight helped us, made us a romantic dinner, and even performed a love song with the help from Discord."

"I thought the friend was Discord." Mando whispered to Sibsy.

"What was his name, Honey?"

"Oh! Him?" Shining armor replied, waving a hoof under his chin "I believe his name was... Deadpool! That's it: Deadpool!!!"

"DEADPOOL!?!?!?" Mando and Sibsy yelled in unison

"You've meet him?" Cadence asked

"They did!" Deadpool yelled from the dumpster. The lid opened and Deadpool fired himself into the air with his maniacal laughter, before falling onto the floor with a loud 'SQUEAK!'. "I'm okay!!!"

"Good old Deadpool, it's good to see you again! Care to explain why you were in the dumpster?"

"You could I was... in the Dumps!!!"

*Ba-Dum, CRASH!!!*

Wow... and I though your joke with Applejack was bad.

"You!!!" Sibsy and Mando yelled in surprise and fear.

"That's right! Quick healing factor!!!"

"This is quite a surprise!" Shining Armor spoke, a bit surprised but finding it pleasant.

"Get outta here!!!" Sibsy yelled "You ruined our date!!!"

"...Are you sure?" Deadpool replied

"You did!" Mando yelled, growling a bit "Our date became awkward REALLY FAST and your... music! That was AWFUL!!! We only enjoyed beating you up!!!"

"Uh huh."

"Oh yes!" Sibsy added "How you wept in pain and how Mando slammed you with that mandolin on your chest!"

"Or how about how slammed his head & legs with that pipe!" Mando added

"Never had I felt so young-"

"And how much I loved you." The couple stopped as they heard Deadpool giggling with a freaked out looking Cadence and Shining Armor.

"...Holy Crap! He's right!!!"

"Told you!" Deadpool spoke.

"Wow!" Mando spoke "He did got us closer!"

"I... now feel kinda bad for beating him up." Sibsy spoke in a bit of a guilty voice.

"Don't be!" Deadpool spoke holding up a bag "This will help!"

"What are yo- OMIGOSH!!! DUCKY!!!" Deadpool pulled out a Rubber duck squeaky toy that shined on it's own! Sibsy took the duck out his hand, placed the toy in her hooves, and began to pet it, almost acting luck Gullem and/or Smeagol from both Lord of the Rings & the Hobbit Trilogies.

"She loves ducks?" Cadence asked, a bit weirded out by Siby's affection for the rubber duck toy.

"You wouldn't believe it!" Mando replied with a chuckle "But that makes her so special."

"And for you, Mando," Deadpool spoke, pulling out a Mandolin "I got you this!"

"Is that... my Mandolin!?!?!?"

"It sure is!!!"

"Oh sweet!!! Wait... how did you get it here!?!?!?"

"MrAquino's Deus Ex Machina bulls**t."

"... Who?"

"Selfie!!!" Deadpool grabbed the couple together and quickly took a picture with the two, Mando giving a look that spoke 'WTF!?!?!?' and Sibsy hissing at him! "No, I must go!!! MATRIX!!!" A huge explosion came from right below him, sending Deadpool straight into the air, and leaving some singed hair that caused the rest of the ponies' mane to stick right up & the front side of their bodies to be blackened.

"That was... strange." Mando commented "Right Sibsy?" He turned, only to see Sibsy still holding the rubber duck toy.

"Ducky..." she spoke halfway psychotic.

Author's Notes:

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Mandopony: https://www.youtube.com/user/MandoPony
Sibsy here: http://sibsy.deviantart.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzTJA_KPo0I

NSFW:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wItgAhLaOrs

Sorry Sibsy, but you may need to learn about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

Who should Deadpool meet next?

Lucky Brony B***ard!!! Pony # 56 & 57: BlackGryph0n & Michele Creber

Deadpool flew into the air, laughing as maniacally as he's known for!

You really did ruin that couple's date, you know that, right?

But Duckies saved the day!!!

"They do!" Deadpool yelled. In the sky, a blue-grey pegasus with a turquoise & dark turquoise mane & tail, having an orange music symbol with an infinite symbol connected to it, flew around, carrying, in his front hooves, a near white grey unicorn filly with a light brown, single light purple outlined mane & tail, who's cutie mark was a microphone.

"Hurry up, Soldier!!!" The filly yelled, mimicking an army general "If you want the next episode so badly, help me escape this nightmare!!!"

"Hey!" The soldier replied "It's not that bad, Michelle. Sure we got hooves, but look: I can now fly! And you can perform magic! Shouldn't that's count for-"

"GANG WAY!!!" Deadpool yelled. The two turned, only to be slammed by the Merc himself, and they all began to free fall! Though unconscious, the two ponies luckily landed on a ridiculously soft couch that was just being pulled in by the 'Quills and Sofas only' guy. Deadpool on the other hand, well... let's just say that if her were even more animated, he'd fly up into the air letting out a sound effect from Tom & Jerry.

"Oh no!" the unknown guy that we'll call 'Jerry' for now. "I hope ponies don't mind red tipped quills." The two ponies woke up, snuggling the sofa a bit.

"This is so soft!" Michele commented "I just wanna cuddle with it!"

"I know," the pegasus spoke "It's so soft to lay down on!"

"Well then," Jerry spoke, being the entrepreneur he is "I can arrange a deal for that!"

"Get these quills out of my a**!!!" Deadpool yelled. The three let out a collective gasp, seeing Deadpool shake his butt with the quills being jammed into his cheeks & blood falling out slowly. They all looked at each other a bit awkwardly, wondering who should pull them out.

"Alright, I'll do it!" Michelle spoke with a groan. She closed her eyes and grunted, as her horn had a blue spark and, with it, a blue aura around the pens. A loud rip, and the sound of Deadpool screaming caused her to lose focus, and everyone else cringing at the sight. Deadpool turned around and saw the bloody quills were not out, though, as Jerry spoke, were most likely red tipped forever.

"Do... you need to see the Doctor?" Jerry asked

"Nah," Deadpool replied "watch my amazing power as my butt cheeks heal!!!" Sure enough, the holes in his cheeks healed, filling in the holes with flesh and, for some weird reason, his costume as well.

"... I'm gonna pretend I never saw that." The pegasus commented

"Same thing here." The other two added together. Jerry took his couch inside the store quickly, along with the now red tipped quills, leaving the three alone.

"Hang on a second," Deadpool spoke, invading the pegasus' personal space with his face nearly touch the other's face "You look familiar."

"Same thing to you." the pegasus replied "Are you... Deadpool from Marvel's comics?"

"Oh yes! You may think Marvel owns me, but I rest assure you, I own them!!!"

"...Ok, how did you get here?"

"Portal."

"Ah! That make's sense."

"Are... you BlackGryph0n!?!?!?"

"I certainly am!"

"HOLY S**T!!! BlackGryph0n!!! The same guy that made those 'Pony-licious' videos!?!?!?"

"Same one!!!"

"Who's part of the U.S. Navy AND is a Jazz Musician!?!?!?"

"I do more than jazz, but yeah, I'm him."

"AND IS BEST FRIENDS WITH MICHELE CREBER!?!?!?"

"Oh yes! That is me!"

"Where is she!?!?!?"

"...Who?"

"Michele!!! Where is she!?!?!?"

"I'm right here!" The unicorn responded. Deadpool looked down at the unicorn, who looked up at him with an angered look.

"Ha ha! Yeah right, you ain't Michele."

"Yeah I am!"

"No you're not!"

"Yes I am!"

"No. You're. Not!" Michele cleared her throat.

"Buy some Apples!" Deadpool froze in place: her voice sounded exactly like Applebloom's!!!

"Trust me," BlackGryph0n spoke "she really is the voice actor to Applebloom."

"I now see that." Deadpool spoke, still dumbfounded.

"How exactly are we gonna get outta here!?!?!?" Michele asked the pegasus turned soldier

"I have no idea!" BlackGryph0n replied, scratching his head with his hooves. "Do you have any ideas?"

"Not a single clue." Deadpool responded

"DANG IT!!!"

"But it's not all that bad."

"How so?" Michele asked

"Well... not too long ago, I actually had an encounter with both Mandopony AND Sibsy!!!"

"MANDO AND SIBSY!?!?!?" The two asked in unison

"Where are they!?!?!?" Michele asked

"I have no idea!" Deadpool responded. Both of their heads & ears dropped. "Hey, don't feel too sad! You're in Ponyville for pete's sake!!!"

"...We are?" BlackGryph0n asked

"Duh! We just encountered that Quills and Sofas only guy, so we're defiantly in Ponyville right now!!!" The two looked around their surrounding and, sure enough, there were familiar faces and, well, not so familiar faces around. The mane 6 trotted around town, doing whatever they wanted to do, The CMC were using their new weapons on some cardboard boxes, and Discord, though floating, was being held down by hugs from Sonata, ILoveKimPossibleALot, and Screwball.

"Is that... Kim?"

"It is!"

"Seems like you're not the only Brony here." Michele commented "Wait! Could Tara Strong be here!?!?!?"

"Hm... Maybe."

"Sweet!!!"

"Hold on," Gryph0n spoke "how long do you think we may be here for? I just hope we can perform our next duo!"

"Duo?" Deadpool asked

"Michael Jackson's 'Bad'!" Michele responded. Deadpool froze, but, underneath his mask, he made a smile that could rival that of the Grinch. The two awkwardly stared at each other, not sure what Deadpool was planning. Deadpool disappeared in a puff of smoke for a few seconds, then reappeared with leather jackets in his arms, while wearing a near exact perfect copy of Michael Jackson's leather suit in the music video for 'Bad' (No gloves needed).

"Put these on!" Deadpool ordered, anding the two their outfits. Deadpool pulled out a Microhphone and spoke into it "ATTENTION ALL PONIES I TOOK A SELFIE WITH: COME FORTH AND PERFORM YOUR DUTY!!! Έχω το πιο περίεργο βλακεία τώρα!!!" When he spoke that long lost greek sentence that would make Socrates filch in horror, all the ponies (and non ponies) he took a selfie with appeared, looking as if they were brainwashed. Deadpool pulled out his boom box and pressed the play button. With a snap from his finger, everyone had on a leather jacket (though Flash Sentry was now foaming in the mouth, thanks to his allergies around leather) and began to dance as in Michael Jackson's video. BlackGryph0n and Michele, feeling the beat & rhythm, followed along, standing right in between Deadpool, dancing with him.

"♫Your Butt Is Mine,♫" Deadpool sang "♫Gonna Take You Right. Just Show Your Face, In Broad Daylight. I'm Telling You, On How I Feel. Gonna Hurt Your Mind, Don't Shoot To Kill. Come On, Come On Lay It On Me All Right. I'm Giving You, On Count Of Three. To Show Your Stuff Or Let It Be, I'm Telling You Just Watch Your Mouth. I Know Your Game, What You're About, Well They Say The Sky's The Limit, And To Me That's Really True But My Friend You Have Seen Nothing Just Wait 'Til I Get Through-♫"

"♫Because I'm Bad!" The three non brainwashed character sang together with, everyone else doing the 'Bad Bad-Really,Really Dad in the background. "I'm Bad! Come On! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, Come On, You Know! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now, Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad?♫"

BlackGryph0n took the center and began his part. "♫The Word Is Out, You're Doin' Wrong. Gonna Lock You Up, Before Too Long. Your Lyin' Eyes Gonna Take You Right,

So Listen Up, Don't Make A Fight. Your Talk Is Cheap, You're Not A Man. You're Throwin' Stones To Hide Your Hands! But They Say The Sky's The Limit, And To Me That's Really True, And My Friends You Have Seen Nothin' Just Wait 'Til I Get Through-♫"

"♫Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad! Come On! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It, You Know! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad?♫"

Michele Creber took the center to end this song & dance routine. "♫We Can Change The World Tomorrow, This Could Be A Better Place! If You Don't Like What I'm Sayin', Then Won't You Slap My Face-♫"

"♫Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad! Come On! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It, You Know! Woo! Woo! Woo!You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad! Come On! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad! You Know It-You Know It! You Know, You Know, You Know, Come On! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You- You Know I'm Smooth, I'm Bad, You Know It!!! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad Baby!!! You Know, You Know, You Know It, Come On! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now- Woo! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad! You Know It, You Know I'm Bad-You Know-Hoo! You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad!!! You Know It, You Know! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again Who's Bad!?!?!?♫"

The Song ended with everyone in a giant pose. Everyone started to shake their faces, wondering what the heck just happened!?!?!? Michele and BlackGryph0n cheered together, still seeing that, though they're ponies, they can still perform the king of pop's dance moves! (By King of Pop, I mean Michael Jackson, not the living beaver... she's the slums of pop.)

"Look at that!" Bryph0n yelled, still dancing a bit "I guess even the King of Pop rules over Eqeustria!"

"And it was awesome!!!" Michele yelled "Thanks Deadpool!!!"

"Don't thank me," Deadpool replied "Thank good ol' MJ himself, probably in heaven right now... performing all the best music up there... and with all the children he can now chase up there." The two looked at each other awkwardly at Deadpool's comment.

"O...k." They both spoke in unison.

"But we need to remember this!!! The author already wrote everything down, I just need a selfie!!!"

"A selfie!?!?!?" Gryphon asked

"I've always wanted to take one with you." Michele spoke to the pegasus.

"You- I... oh well, take it away!!!"

"I'M BAD!!!" Deadpool yelled, taking the picture with the two in their leather jackets. In a puff of smoke, Deadpool disappeared.

"Howdy there!" Applebloom spoke to Michele "Are ya'll friends with Deadpool!?!?!?"

"Hold on," Kim spoke, looking at Gryph0n and Mandopony, who, in return, stared at the two of them. "BlackGryph0n and Mandopony!?!?!?"

"Mando and Kim!?!?!?" Gryph0n spoke in a surprised tone

"Gryph0n and Kim!?!?!?" Mando yelled

"DUCKIES!!!" Sibsy interrupted, jumping into the middle with her rubber duck toy.

"SIBSY!?!?!?" The three bronies all yelled

"DEADPOOL!?!?!?!?" Everyone yelled, pointing at Deadpool on the roof of a local house.

"Muffin." Deadpool simply spoke, holding a muffin in his hand, dropped it, and disappeared in a puff of smoke. Derpy, way in the back, saw the dropping muffin and flew super fast!!! She knocked everypony down, catching the muffin before it landed onto the floor! She ate her treat, mumbling how good it tasted.

Author's Notes:

Not really sure, but this may be Michelle Creber's O.C. (left) next to Claire Carlott's: http://maryponyartist.deviantart.com/art/Michelle-Creber-and-Claire-Carlott-OC-s-by-me-389781060
BlackGryph0n and Michelle, if the two of you are reading this, then please, perform it!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q

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Who should Deadpool meet next?

Ain't I a stinker?. Pony #58: Solrac

Deadpool teleported from rooftop to rooftop, throwing away the Michael Jackson leather coat. It took him a while for him to notice that he was actually a walking distance.

"COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!" a loud voice was heard.

WHAT THE F**K!?!?!?

WHAT THE F**K!?!?!?

"WHAT THE F**K!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled

"CUTE LITTLE BUNNEHS!!!" The voice yelled again. Deadpool teleported over right onto Fluttershy's roof, seeing, in her backyard, an earth pony stallion with an orange coat and black mane, with a white number six as his cutie mark. All the animals flutter shy tended were in a corner, cowering in uncontrollable fear, as the stallion kept walking towards them, smiling with white, triangular teeth.

Who's that guy?

...Mother of Celestia. I hope we didn't have to do this, but we'll be going against one of the fandom's most beautify singers ever!!!

WHO!?!?!?

Solrac!

"Or Yaplap!" Deadpool added "HEY!!! SOLRAC!!!" The stallion's ears perked up and turned around, looking for Deadpool. The 'Bunnehs' he had in a corner all hopped away, finding a way to freedom. Solrac looked down, seeing the rabbits had escaped.

"No! No! NOOOOOOO!!!" Deadpool teleported next to the pony.

"Get a grip, man! Those 'Cute little bunnies' cowered in fear from you!"

Sorta like us with these ponies.

SHUT UP!!!

Solrac looked at Deadpool and made a face worthy of a reaction image that can be used on Facebook's comment area.

"Are you... Deadpool!?!?!?!?" Solrac asked, not as loud as he was, but had more of a cartoon voice.

"I am!"

"Whoah! ... How did you get here??? And let alone, how are you a human and not, well, a pony like me???"

"Well, you see, I-" The sky darkened with lightning coming out of it. A hole was made in the cloud and a beam of blue light came down, landing on the surface near the two. The blue light went away, showing that it was luna in the leather jacket Deadpool had everypony (and single human, griffon, dragon, and draconequues) dance in our last chapter.

"DEADPOOL!!!" She yelled "THOUEST HAS RELEASED MY INNER RAGE, MAKING THEE INTO NOTHING MORE THAN A DANCING PUPPET!!! YOU WILL SUFFER FROM THE MIGHT OF-"

"LUNA!!!" Solrac interrupted Before Luna could react, Solrac ran to her, tackled the night princess, and began to snuggle her!

"What!?!?!? WE DEMAND TO KNOW WHO THOUEST IS!!!"

"I REALLY LIKE YOUR MANE!!!

"WE GOT ONE!!!" Deadpool yelled "WE GOT ONE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!"

"...Who is this?" Luna asked, a bit blankly, as Solrac rubbed his head into her chest fur

"Ah! Good ol' Solrac. He's considered the best singer around! You saw those other strange ponies with us, right?"

"... The ones that are friends with the pony that loves Discord, but doesn't call him her father?"

"BINGO!!! Solrac's friends with 'em."

"...Is this true? Are you friends with those ponies who go by the following: Mando, Sibsy, BlackGryph0n, Michele, and Kim?"

"YES!!!" Solrac yelled!!!, nearly blowing Luna back! "YES THEY ARE!!! AAAUUUGGGHHHKDMAKKFMALMDIDJISTIJHKDPFJEIOGJKW,NORMOSJVKXMS,MWSMKJSKVHUAHNXLKCHDLKLCHFKLSDNXCKLSDFK;ERJKNSDKVCKFHGIEHVKA JSCDG;KBFJF!!!"

The two stared at Solrac awkwardly.

"Are you sure he's a good singer?" Luna asked

"I AM THE BEST SINGER AROUND!!!" Solrac yelled "HAVE ME SING ANY SONG AND I CAN DO IT!!!" Deadpool had a troll like smile under his mask.

"I know just the song!" Deadpool simply said.

The city of Canterlot, along with all of the Pony-turned-Bronies Deadpool knew (and will soon take a selfie with), sat down, seeing Solrac stand on a stage, having a suit on. Because I'm lazy, Deadpool had Discord make him a special glove that could float and, in return, Deadpool will give him a show that he and IGN would rate 10 out of 10. Deadpool had on a suit and a white, George Washington look alike wig. Tonight, Deadpool agreed (using forged documents from a deceased 'Leopold') to be the conductor for this event. He stood at the Conductor's area, looking at the pony musicians around him and Solrac, standing on stage, waiting for Deadpool's notes, as he's been challenged to sing a one man choir. Deadpool lifted his hand to the left, hearing the musicians play their music as a warm up. As soon as he placed his hand down, they stopped instantly. He did the same with the right, and they followed as well. Solrac and Deadpool stared face to face, prepared for each other's moves: Solrac would have to follow Deadpool's gloves, matching a pitch with his 'singing'. With his right hand, Deadpool went to a chest area, then rose it to his head: Solrac followed. Deadpool put his hands to his side, and Solrac stopped, catching a bit of his breath. Deadpool lifted both of his hand in the air, waving his fingers as if he were casting a magic spell, hearing Deadpool being loud for a couple of seconds. He then, using only his right hand, lifted it from the bottom to the top, taking a second on each pitch, chucking a bit as Solrac followed. Deadpool turned to the side, placing his arm away to hide out of Solrac's sight. With his left hand, Deadpool waved it above his right arm, then below, seeing and hearing Solrac followed. Being mischievous, he turned around and used his index finger, a bit surprised at how Solrac followed. He pointed his arm up into the air, pointing at the sky, and Solrac followed. He placed his back, then quickly pointed down, using his wrist to point up then down slowly, hearing only Solrac following. He arched his back down, nearly having his arm hand touch the ground, as Solrac released the deepest pitch he could make with his voice. He turned back to Solrac and waved his hands up into the air, rapidly going from the bottom to the top! The crowd cheered for him, and Deadpool turned around, giving some bows, but then he rose both of his hands, stopping the crowd from cheering. He turned to Solrac, who only smirked, and cracked his fingers. S**t just got real!

Standing on his tippy toes, Deadpool lifted his right hand in the air so high, and Solrac followed, releasing his most loudest and longest note EVER!!! It took him a while, but Solrac started to sweat and, though his coat was orange, he started to turn into various different colors!!! Deadpool was a bit surprised he could last this long, pulling his hand out of the now floating glove to see that a goo ten minutes had passed. He walked offstage, and Solrac continued with his grand note, rapidly turning color to color!

"But Twilight," Spike complained, standing with Twilight just outside the building the opera was in "I'm not so easily bored at operas as you say I am! Plus, this is Deadpool: He makes the most awesome stuff happen!!!" The Doors slammed wide, and Deadpool had a letter in his hand!

"What the-!?!?!?" Twilight yelled "Deadpool!?!?!? What are you-" Before he even said anything, he picked up spike and used him as a lighter, burning the letter, as it was sent away somewhere. Deadpool used on of his hands to rest on Spike's head, as he leaned on him, whistling a tune. In a few seconds, Derpy came along with a package in her mouth.

"Package for Deadpool!" Derpy announced. Deadpool rant to her and took the package, leaving behind a couple of bits for her, then ran back inside, not even saying anything at all!

"Well that was... interesting." Twilight commented, a bit dumbfounded on what just happened.

Deadpool opened the package and his earmuffs had arrived! He placed them over his ears and went back to stage, seeing Solrac STILL on his note. He placed his hand back into the floating glove, watching Solrac fall to the floor, banging on the floor, almost begging for this to stop! The concrete around the area began to crack and, soon enough, the whole stage collapsed on the stallion!!! Deadpool turned around and bowed to the applauding audience, who just thought this was part of his performance (Half right and half wrong). Solrac climbed out of the rubble bruised but almost unfazed, as he bowed back to the applauding audience. Deadpool turned around and saw Solrac, then looked up, seeing a boulder of concrete just waiting to fall down. Deadpool raised his hand in the air again, and Solrac followed, continuing his note! the bouder fell down and cracked on Solrac's head, and the stallion was now unconscious! Deadpool took out a banjo out of nowhere and, using some notes, began to mock Solrac's finale!

"HOLD ON JUST A SECOND!!!" Deadpool yelled "I NEED THAT SELFIE, MRAQUINO!!!"

Oh! Sorry!!! Deadpool took the unconscious brony away, who began to regain consciousness. They teleproted away, back to Ponyville. Solrac's eyes opened, and saw that they were in Twilight's library.

"Wha... what happened?" Solrac asked, followed by some heavy coughing.

"Relax," Deadpool replied, dropping him to the floor "you just performed the role of a lifetime!"

"I-I did!?!?!?"

"You did!" Deadpool, took his cellphone out "How about a selfie, my beautiful sounding friend!"

"Uh... ok?" Deadpool took the picture with a confused looking Solrac that, just like before, could be photoshopped to anything and get a million laughs... for the first month or so!

"I must go! More people to see!"

"Um... alright. Go ahead." Deadpool teleported away, just as the door opened with Twilight walking in with Spike

"Why did he do that?" Twilight asked

"Perhaps the opera singer was that loud?" Spike suggested

"Maybe, or-AHH!!!"

"TWILIGHT!!! DID YOU DO THIS!?!?!?"

Author's Notes:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt1V61SPI_w

Solrac: https://www.youtube.com/user/Yaplap

Fangrils be like... Pony #59: Nowacking.

Deadpool teleported out of Twilight's home: the night was still young, and the moon glowed all over the land of Equestria, giving some light to the ponies & creatures below. Though most of the light's in each home were either off or on to only be turned off, one house's lights were still on, glowing various lights. Music was heard, techno by the sounds of it, even though it was muffled, and cheering could be heard inside with the silhouettes of ponies dancing inside.

HOLY S**T!!! A party!!!

I'm not really sure if we should enter there: it could be some pony's birthday.

The door slammed open, as two ponies came out, both stumbling, probably drunk.

"Who knew the birthday girl... is her own DJ!?!?!?" One of the two spoke

"Dude... I have... hooves." The other spoke.

"He smoked himself r*****ed!" Deadpool commented

OOH!!! IT'S VINYLE'S BIRTHDAY!?!?!? We've got to go inside!!!

Hey! This could be a closed off party.

A silhouette of another pony approached the house and walked to the two drunk ponies.

"Is this the house to Vinyl Scratch!?!?!?" The pony asked in a voice that sounded too familiar.

"It is!" The drunk spoke.

"Can... anyone go in?"

"Depends," the smoked one spoke "are you... fun?"

"Uh... yeah!"

"...Go on in." He or she fell to the floor face first, followed by loud snoring.

"That was... weird."

"Who's weird?" The drunk spoke, falling to the floor, also snoring. The pony walked in.

Ugh, I guess we're going in there, right?

"F**K YEAH!!!" Deadpool yelled. He teleported inside, and, stood in the middle of the dance floor, with some ponies drunk, others just having a good time. He danced a bit to the blaring dub step (Skrillex's Bangarang?) and, just moments before the Bass dropped, a loud scratch was heard, followed by the regular lights turning on. Everyone groaned, turning to the birthday girl/DJ, as a pony was near her face, having a bit of a creepy smile: the pony was a purple pegasus mare with a short, smooth black mane but a scraggly tail, and her cutie mark was the famous masks for comedies and tragedies.

"Can I help you?" Vinyl asked in an annoyed tone "Or can I get make to making wubs for the ponies celebrating my birthday?"

"VINYL!!!" The pony shouted with excitement, still recognizable. "It's me: I'm your unannounced voice actor!!!"

"...What?"

"I can't believe it!!! I am in Equestria and first Pony I meet (minus the two outside) is the pony I voice as!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!"

"Who... are you?"

"I'm Jessi Nowack, but please, call me-"

"NOWACKING!!!" Deadpool yelled! The two turned around and saw Deadpool standing, pointing at her as if he were Phoenix Wright. "I finally recognized your voice: the voice actor for Vinyl scratch in various videos and music!"

"Are... you serious?" Vinyl asked, turning to Nowacking "This pony does MY voice in OTHER Ponies' works!?!?!?"

"Back where I'm from, yeah!" Nowacking replied, taking in a lot of pride. Vinyl's left eye began to twitch. "It's kinda fun when in your hooves! I mean, I can-" Vinyl tackled Nowacking off from her booth, and the two rolled to the dance floor. All the ponies, especially the drunks, backed up, knowing s**t was about to go down!

"NOPONY STEALS MY SPOTLIGHT!!!"

"I'm not stealing it! I'm making you more famous!"

"LIAR!!!"

WHOO!!! CATFIGHT!!!

We should stop them!

"...let's see how this works." Deadpool commented to himself, getting right behind the DJ Booth. "ACTIVATE: FIGHTING MUSIC!!!" He pressed the button and, the song that played, was 'Timber'

OH HELL NO!!! Not S***ty a** Pitbul!!!

And Ke-Dollar Sign- huh!

"CHANGING!!!" The next song was '#Selfie'.

AW S**T!!!

That is a BULLS**T song on our quest!!!

"F**K THIS SONG!!!" He played the next song and the song 'Boyfriend' played.

...why!?!?!?

Do ponies have a s**tty tast in music like home?

"CRACK THIS!!!" Deadpool pulled out a sledgehammer and, with four strikes, he destroyed the DJ booth!

"HEY!!!" Both Vinyl and Nowacking yelled in unison. Deadpool looked up and saw the two, though beaten up, still standing and giving him a death glare.

"MY BOOTH!!!" Vinyl yelled. The crowd began to leave, leaving the three alone. "Deadpool! Why!?!?!?"

"You have some S**tty taste in music!!!" Deadpool replied

"How?" Nowacking asked "She's a f***ing DJ!!!"

"Timber! Selfie! Boyfriend! The three strikes in s***ty music!!!"

"I only have those because Ponies may request it!" Vinyl replied angrily.

"...What?"

"Ponies may request those S***ty songs for anything!" Nowacking added "She may create music, but even then, she needs to play songs requested by the audience!"

"... oh... wait, what happened?"

"I came along." Octavia spoke, walking around a corner from another room with bags under her half closed eyes. She released a long yawn before speaking again. "Vinyl couldn't help but have a party for her birthday, so I sound proofed my room up."

"Why did you come down then?" Vinyl asked

"I... really can't explain. It's almost like Pinkie's 'Pinkie Sense', but with you, Vinyl."

"Aw!"

"It's a curse. Anyways, I was lucky to stop both of you from becoming psychopathic murders like Deadpool here... no offense."

"I don't suffer from Insanity!" Deadpool replied "I EMBRACE IT!!!" In a puff of smoke, Deadpool disappeared, then reappeared with a some yoga pants, a blue bra, and a wig that came from a local Spirit store during Halloween. "Come on Girls! Let's push it!!!" He began to do a weird workout that, if explained in detail, would offend all the female readers as of right now.

"...That is just sexist!" Nowacking commented on Deadpool's training!

"Shut up! You're just jealous boys think I'm prettier than you: You have a horse face!!!"

"NO I DON'T!!!" She stopped as all the two other ponies looked at her. "...Aw F**k!"

"Got the mouth as Deadpool, eh?" Vinyl asked

"OOPS!!! Sorry!"

"It's nothing, really."

"It's true!" Deadpool spoke, teleporting and carrying both Vinyl and Octavia together "I've battled both of these ponies in a music battle!"

"A... music battle!?!?!?"

"It's true," Octavia spoke with a yawn. "Deadpool is quite gifted with both forms of music, that, I am impressed on."

"Impressed!?!?!?" Vinly returned "You should be Awe-Struck!!! He's so awesome, even if he did kill Tirek!!!"

"HE WHAT!?!?!?" Nowacking yelled

"That's right!" Deadpool acknowledged "I killed Lord Tirek!!! AVENGING TWILIGHT'S HOUSE AND BEES!!!"

"And I'm more afraid of HIM than Tirek." Octavia replied, shaking a bit

"Oh you silly two!" Deadpool began to pat their heads at the same time. Vinyl obviously loved it while Octavia cowered from it.

"Hey!" Nowacking yelled

"Oh! Sorry!" Deadpool extended his right foot and began to scratch right behind Nowacking's ear. Immediately, the pegasus fell to the floor and purred on impact, as Deadpool, while on one foot, made the ponies around him feel good! "Oh Deadpool! This... feels... so... good!"

"I know, Senpai."

"Senpai!?!?!?" Vinyl and Octavia asked

"YOU HEARD NOTHING!!!" Deadpool and Nowacking teleported away, leaving the two dumfounded, landing and standing without anything much to say.

"...Well, I'm going back to bed." Octavia spoke, walking back to her room.

"I guess I'll sleep as well." Vinyl added

Deadpool and Nowacking teleported onto the roof of the house, and Nowacking laid in his arms, rubbing her head into his chest.

"Oh please!" Nowacking begged with her eyes shut, probably thinking he was still scratching behind her ears "GIVE IT ALL TO ME!!!"

"...Dirty s**t!" Deadpool yelled. Nowacking opened her eyes and noticed she was in his arms, holding her as if they were a married couple. She opened her wings and flew up a bit.

"Sorry about that! It's that you... well... made me-"

"Don't worry about it. Selfie?"

"A selfie!?!?!?"

"Tasked by Luna to do it."

"...What's in it for me?"

"I'll help you find one of the other Bronies around here."

"...The other guys are here!?!?!?"

"Yep!"

"...Fine! Let's take the stupid picture."

"# STOPWITHTHEF***INGHASHTAGS!!!" Their pic was taken.

"So, who's the closest?"

"Solrac is in Twilight's castle right now!"

"...That guy?"

"Yep!"

"...Ugh, might as well." She opened her wings and flew away. Deadpool stood there and stared at the moon.

"Oh Mooncheeks... If I were on the moon, I'd moon the world with the moons on my moon cheeks during this full moon night!"

"Go to sleep." a voice spoke.

"WHAT THE-!?!?!?" A hard impact was hit right behind him, and Deadpool fell to the floor, unconscious.

Author's Notes:

Become a fan here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Deadpool-In-Equestria/774066309345002?ref=bookmarks
For more Nowacking, check out these: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nowacking and http://nowacking.deviantart.com
Nowacking's O.C.: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/276/7/a/nowacking_oc__request__by_wyntercreations-d5gqhlb.png
This is probably my most weakest entry.(Had a lot of work to do and was Distracted with "The Flash")
Who should Deadpool meet next?

"My Name is-". Pony #60: Jeff (the killer [Ponified])

Deadpool rolled off the roof, falling onto the ground face first.

WHO DID THAT!?!?!?

Somepony's gonna die Tonight!!!

"Ahh... a lovable kill!" a creepy voice spoke, laughing maniacally. "Are the townsfolk's here any different?" Deadpool got up, cracking his back.

"You suck at killing!!!" Deadpool yelled. A loud *Thump* was heard right behind him, and, after turning around, he saw the would be killer: it was a perfect white stallion with a black, messy mane & tail, and his cutie mark was that of a knife with blood coming off of it. His eyelids were gone, giving the illusion that he had sort of had full on attention eyes, and the sides of his mouth were carved, showing some flesh, but made it look like he was smiling.

"A Survivor, eh? No problem... I'll just stab you some more!" Deadpool stared at the pony, who held a knife in one of his hooves and began to walk to him, still 'smiling'. He started to, first giggle, then chuckle, and finally, he went into full laughter falling to the floor! The killer pony stopped and gave it's best to make a confused look.

"Oh man!!! Are you seriously a ponified version of 'Jeff the Killer'!?!?!?"

"...Ponified?" Jeff looked down and nearly jumped at his own hooves. "What the-!?!?!? Am I... a horse?"

"A pony!"

"... Oh well, might as well get used to this. NOW DIE!!!" Jeff kept to Deadpool and began to stab him in the chest!

"AUGH!!! Stop!!! Oh! I'm dying! I see the light! Is that heaven? No! It's hell! NO!!! WORSE!!! IT'S ADAM SANDLER'S MONSTER: HAPPY MADISON PRODUCTIONS!!! DON'T TAKE MY COMEDY AWAY YOU FOUL BEAST!!! DON'T TAKE MY COMEDY AWAY!!!"

"Why... aren't you dead yet?" The two stopped and looked at Deadpool's chest, seeing it heal fast. Jeff tried to make a freaked out face, but, as you can guess, only looked liked a one dimensional drawing on a character smiling 24/7.Deadpool laughed at his sight, mocking the killer.

"INSTANT HEALING MOTHU F***A!!!" He teleported, standing next to the killer "Almost forgot about this: 'My name is Jeff!'"

"...What!?!?!?"

"My name is Jeff!"

"...Why are you-"

"My name is Jeff!!!"

"...Can you-"

"My name is Jeff!"

"What does that even-"

"My name is Jeff!!!"

"Are you really planning on-"

"My name is Jeff!!!"

"Seriously! Stop-"

"My Name is Jeff!!!"

"STOP IT!!!" Jeff pulled out his knife and sliced Deadpool's leg, causing him to fall to the floor! With his knife, he stabbed Deadpool in the face multiple times!!! After a couple of minutes, Jeff relished in his victory with a deep-cuts-in-the-face Deadpool.

"Hey!" Jeff screamed a bit, seeing his face heal.

"YOU'RE STILL NOT DEAD!?!?!?"

"But of course! I know your weakness... 'Jeff'!"

"...What!?!?!?"

"Lemon and tangerine juice!!!"

"...How is that- OH GOD!!! MY EYES!!!" Deadpool squirted two packets: a lemon and a tangerine into Jeff's eyes, and the killer got up and touched his own eye balls, only to scream louder.

"Ha Ha Ha!!! Not so smart to cut off your own eye covers, eh?"

"IT HURST!!! IT HURTS SO BAD!!! I HAT YOU SO MUCH MR... MR-"

"My name is Jeff!!!"

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" Deadpool watched as Jeff carried a knife up to his own face and stabbed himself in the brain! He fell to the floor, limp, and was now dead.

"...poor Jeff... he was so young and... a bit more sane than me."

Probably.

Definitely!

"Oh well... a quick selfie and burial couldn't hurt!" He picked up the corpse and took a selfie, removing the knife before taking the picture. For the burial... well... Deadpool dug a hole just enough for Jeff's body, but having his head stick out.

Why is his head still up!?!?!?

"Duh! So he can breath!!!!"

I don't think he'll need to breath in hell.

"...Yeah... I suppose you're right. Goobye, Jeff, you'll be remembered in Creepy Poosta as a short lived meme, and as a vine trend thanks to 22 Jump Street."

Author's Notes:

Become a fan here!!! https://www.facebook.com/MrAquinowuvsponiesandDeadpool?ref=aymt_homepage_panel
Note: Last chapter, I didn't realize i made a Jeff the Killer reference and, well, I hoped you chose something different (Say, Dr. Wolf, Coco Pommel, Cheese Sandwich, ECT.)
Poor Jeff... after 22 Jump Street, no one will think he's scary anymore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtp_Bc57Xfw

Who should Deadpool meet next!?!?!?

Better than the human Comedian. Pony #61: Golden Harvest/Carrot Top

The sun rose above Ponyville, and nearly everypony began to wake up to start their day. One of these homes, right near Sweet Apple Acres, was a carrot farm with, as you can guess, a carrot shaped things on it. Inside, another pony laid in her sleep. The pony was an earth pony mare, who had a pale & light grayish olive coat with a Pinkie Pie-Sweetie Belle looking brilliant gamboge mane. She had a pleasant dream on how she and her coltfriend will, one day, get married, and the two will be able to have kids of their own. *CRASH!!!* She woke up, grunting to herself.

"Derpy..." She scowled. She got up from her bed and traveled downstairs, hoping to stop Derpy from raiding her refrigerator... again!!! She looked around a corner, only to not see a familiar yellow tail, but, nothing. She walked around more, but 'Eeped' at the sight on who was actually raiding her fridge: Deadpool! Deadpool had an armful of junk food, and, underneath his mask, he seemed to be eating some of her crunchy chocolate chip cookies. He turned and froze as the sight of the mare, being perfectly still as if he were a raccoon spotted by someone, slowly chewing, but awkwardly. The two stared at each other for a moment.

"...Don't tell Derpy." Deadpool simply spoke. At that moment, one of the tiles of the floor shook a bit, and Derpy came right up, nearly just inches away from the fridge! She stopped and turned both ways, seeing her friend and Deadpool standing there, awkwardly. She sunk back into her hole, leaving the tiles as if she was never there to begin with.

"So that's how she get in!" The mare exclaimed. She looked back up at Deadpool.

"...I'm sorry for that," Deadpool returned "Name's Deadpool: Merc with the Mouth and Killer of Tirek!"

"Name's Golden Harvest, but most ponies call me Carrot Top."

JUST LIKE THAT COMEDIAN!!!

Anything BUT that 'Comedian'.

"Why did you raid my fridge?" She asked

"Oh! Well... you could say I was... hungry." He responded, blushing under his mask

"Really? Well... put that stuff back in the fridge and I'll make you some breakfast, okay?"

"Can I join!?!?!?" Derpy asked, having her head pop out of the hole with the tiles balancing on her head.

"Uh... sure. Just don't raid my fridge!!!"

"Yes Ma'am!" Derpy flew and took her, still having the tiles balancing on her head, while Deadpool, very lazily, placed all the stuff he raided back into the fridge. He teleported next to Derpy, and the two sat together.

"So..." Deadpool spoke "Fought any of them Daleks?"

"Daleks?"

"Oh... you know... EXTERMINATE!!!"

"What!?!?!? No!"

"Oh don't lie to me! I heard why you and your husband spoke about right after I left: 'Get the T.A.R.D.I.S.'."

"YOU'RE LYING!!!"

"I'm not lying! You've got secrets! Tell me, did you both travel in time to meet me, perhaps go into MY world?"

"I- Uh... I... You have secrets!"

"I won't lie on that."

"Secrets?" Golden Harvest asked, turning down the stove and letting the eggs inside cook. She walked and sat in front of him "What are those secrets?"

"I don't think you'd like them." Derpy spoke

"AH-HA!!!" Deadpool yelled "You do know 'em!!!"

"What are they!?!?!?" Golden asked

"I'll tell you them!!!" Music began to play right behind them.

"...Where is that coming from?"

"Oh no!" Derpy spoke "Another song!!!" In a flash, two Cybermen appeared next to Deadpool, but seemed to follow his dancing.

"♫Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Mata ah-oo hima de!♫" The cybermen sang "♫Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Himitsu wo shiri tai♫"

"♫You're wondering who I am!♫" Deadpool sang

"♫Secret, Secret, he's got a secret!♫"

"♫Machine or mannequin!?!?!?♫"

"♫Secret, Secret, he's got a secret!♫"

"♫With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man!!!♫" Deadpool started to do a simple shake with his arms, looking as if he were in a lost beach commercial, with the cybermen following and, though not really sure why, Derpy and Golden Harvest danced along with him, standing on their hind legs. "♫I've got a secret, I've been hiding, under my skin! My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain C.A.F!!! So if you see me, acting strangely, don't be surprised. I'm just a man who, needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive! Just keep me alive! Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive!!! I'm not a Psycho without emotions. I'm not what you see! I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free! I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know!!! I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control. Beyond my control!!! we all need control!!! I need control!!! We all need control!!! ... I am the modren man!!!♫"

"♫Secret, Secret, he's got a secret!♫" The Cybermen, along with Deroy and Golden Harvest sang together.

"♫Who hides behind a mask!♫"

"♫Secret, Secret, he's got a secret!♫"

"♫So no one else can see-♫"

"♫Secret, Secret, he's got a secret!♫"

"♫My true identity!!!♫" The cybermen and ponies started to do the Robot Dance while Deadpool simply Broke dance.

"♫Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo! Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo!!!♫" They continued doing the 'Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto' alone for 11 seconds, and continued while Deadpool sang his part.

"♫Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto, For doing the jobs that nobody wants to, and thank you very much, Mr. Roboto, For helping me escape just when I needed to! Thank you-thank you, thank you!!! I want to thank you, please, thank you!!!" They all stopped. Both Derpy and Golden shook hero heads, regaining control on what just happened. They looked up to see Deadpool with his he'd hung low. "♫The problem's plain to see: too much technology! Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last!!!♫"

"♫Secret, Secret, he's got a secret!♫" The Cybermen sang again! Deadpool tore off his mask, only for another of his mask to be underneath it!.

"♫To throw away this mask!!!♫"

"♫Secret, Secret, he's got a secret!♫"

"♫So everyone can see!!!♫"

"♫Secret, Secret, he's got a secret!♫"

"♫My true identity... I'm Wilson! Wilson! Wilson! Wilson!!!♫"

The cybermen fell into multiple pieces, one of which, landed onto the eggs that caused them to fly into the air, flip in mid air, and another landed on the counter, causing some three plates to fly & fall in the air. The pan the eggs were in flew into the air, but landed in the sink with a loud *CLANK*. Deadpool caught the plates in the air and, in a few moments, the eggs landed on the plates, perfectly cooked and with no mess. The two stared with their mouths wide open.

"...I guess breakfast is ready." Derpy awkwardly chuckled.

"That... was... AMAZING!!!" Golden yelled, hugging Deadpool as he balanced the plates on his arms.

"Uh... a little help?" Deadpool asked

"Oh! Sorry!" Golden and Derpy took their own plate off, and Deadpool sat down with the others. All three enjoyed their eggs.

"Surprised I got some Cybermen to follow me, Derpy?"

"Oh, them?" Derpy asked "Uh... kinda. How did you do it?"

"Well..." he leaned in and whispered Derpy the secret of getting Cybermen to follow you. Derpy gasped

"JUST LIKE THAT!?!?!?"

"Just like that."

"I GOTTA GO!!! MY HUSBAND NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!" Derpy ran out of the door, finally dropping the tiles off her head.

"I... won't ask on that." Golden replied, a bit freaked out at Derpy's reaction. "I must say, you made this morning really great! Stopping Derpy from raiding my fridge, that dance-song we did, AND saving breakfast... you are really talented."

"Stop it!!!" Deadpool replied, blushing while waving his hand as if he were a girl.

"We must remember this!"

"Already got it... A selfie!!!"

"Selfie?"

"Picture."

"Oh. Bring it in then!" The two got together and took a selfie together! "Say, were you here last night?"

"Uh... kinda."

"Where?"

"Right... next to you?"

"WHAT!?!?!"

"BYE!!!" Deadpool ran outside the house!!!

Deadpool laid down next to Carrot Top. She purred a bit when Deadpool scratched behind her ear.

"Chek that off the bucket list," Deadpool spoke softly, checking off a list with, on it, 'Make a pony purr in their sleep'. "Now, to sleep with one as if it were a dog." Deadpool tuned and placed his chest on her back. She grumbled a bit, but Deadpool placed an arm over her. Soon, he fell asleep, and the two, though looking a bit innocent, would've looked creepy if anyone of you readers stood there and watched. Wait a minute... why would you be there? Ah screw it... End Chapter!!!

Author's Notes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R--yOQ3CZlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51ybp_YFo7I

Who should Deadpool meet next.

Tecnhologic. Pony # 62 & 63: The Living Tombstone and Wooden Toaster/ Glaze

Deadpool ran tight into town square, stopping to take a breath after his 'Sanic' running.

Why did we agree on calling it 'Sanic' running?

Because it's funny!!!

Before Deadpool cloud say anything, he noticed two ponies walking in the distance: a grey earth pony stallion with a medium-short blue mane & tail that ended with red tips, wearing light blue headphones over his ears, and a yellow-green pegasus mare with a Vinyl Scratch looking mane & tail, but green with her own coat color as the stripes. Tehri cutie marks... well, you know 'em already.

"Holy... f***king... s**t!" Deadpool spoke slowly. He teleported in front of the two, causing both to have a jump scare. "THE LIVING-MOTHER F***ING-TOMBSTONE AND WOODEN-MOTHER F***ING-TOASTER!!!"

"...Who are you?" Tombstone asked

"Ahem... The name's Deadpool! You may know me for my awesome appearances in the marvel comics, my spotlight steal in the amazing Spider-man cartoon, my own video game and- I'm not going to say that one... the regretfulness."

"Oh! You're really Deadpool?" Toaster asked

"Of course I am!!!"

"Can... you give us proof?" Deadpool grunted a bit.

They seriously don't believe us!?!?!? How!?!?!?

1 word: Cosplayers.

Deadpool teleported away for a bit, returning to Jeff's head, slowly rotting away with some of Fluttershy's birds peking his eyes out. Deadpool took the blade out of his skull, then teleported right back,

"Watch this." Deadpool simply spoke. He threw the knife into the air, cutting through the very end of a sleeping Rainbow Dash's mane, then returning, cutting through the tip of her tail. Deadpool crossed his arms and waited impatiently for the knife to fall down. In a couple of seconds, the knife landed straight into Deadpool's skull!. The two pony turned electronic artists stood with an awkward look on their face.

"You know," Tombstone spoke "We would've just accepted the teleportation."

"Ah don't worry! I need some pain in a while!!!" Deadpool grabbed the handle of the knife and ripped it right out, squiring some blood out and having some of his brains on the blade! "Oh! I think I pulled out some of my intelligence! Better add this to my Raison Brand!"

"I... don't think it works like that." Toaster spoke

"Hold on," Tombstone spoke "If you're here as a human, then tell us: why are we our pony selves in Equestria."

"...Reasons." Deadpool simply replied

"Any other reasons?" His voice became annoyed.

"Only one: The author of this fanfic didn't know how he could make a pony version of, so he kept my awesomeness to the maximum by keeping me human, so that way, I could do all the stuff that every brony wished they could do, just not survival! Plus: if I were a pony, I'd run around naked, flashing my d**k to all the ladies! ... Me Gusta."

"Did somepony say 'Me Gusta'!?!?!?" Pinkie asked out of nowhere. She turned and saw the two new ponies. "OMIGOSH!!! New ponies!!! I gotta throw this party quickly!!!" A snap was heard, and a whole Mexican themed party appeared in a flash, completed with a mariachi band, piñatas, and, you guessed it, Tacos!!!. Discord appeared in a flash, wearing a sombrero, poncho, and a bandito mustache, holding maracas in his hands.

"I figured I'd help you on this, Ms. Pinkie Pie." Discord replied

"Vaya, gracias, la discordia."

"Vamos a conseguir nuestra Mexicano!!!" Deadpool yelled, wearing the same stuff Discord had on, but carrying a guitar. In a puff of light as well, Fluffle Puff, Sonata, Twilight Sparkle, and, well, everypony came along, all wearing Mexican clothing as well. Living Tombstone and Wooden Toaster stood there, trying to comprehend what was happening, but, since they were in front of the most random things imaginable... well... f**k it. And since I couldn't find the song, I'll leave you all the song on what they were singing together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LXdwcJyr98

Everyone, minus the Taco Squad, disappeared. Tombstone and Wooden Toaster just stood there, blank faced, derp eyed, and trying to regain their braincells (though, they would be brain dead if they watch Honey-Boo Boo for 5 seconds instead of this massive, most likely racist party).

"Taco squad!" Deadpool announced

"Yes Sir!!!" They all spoke (though, we know Fluffle Puff does 'ptthpthpthppthpt'.)

"DISMISS!!!"

"TACO SQUAD!!!" They all jumped in the air and froze, looking like an awesome 80's freeze frame jump. They floated in the air for a few seconds.

"...Discord?" Sonata asked

"Just give it a moment!" Discord replied "It should only take a couple of seconds!"

"...I can't feel my hooves." Pinkie commented.

"Pththtptphptphptphhhpptphptp." Said you-know-who.

"Fine!!!" Discord replied. His tail snapped, and they all disappeared.

"So," Deadpool spoke to the two "How are you two doing."

"...I need a place to rest." Tombstone replied.

"Deadpool!!!" An angered Rarity yelled in the distance. She marched over to Deadpool, still wearing the ridiculous outfit Discord had everyone put on. "THIS... THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST FASHION!!!"

"Rarity!?!?!?" The unicorn turned to Tombstone, giving a curious look.

"Um... yes... that is me. Do I know you?" Tombstone stared at Rarity. His vision went all pink, all things around his vision went blurred, but Rarity herself. If he focused, he could've seen the hearts float around his eyes. Toaster waved his/her hoof in front of Tombstone to get his attention.

"Well," Toaster spoke "he's lost."

"Lost in what?" Rarity asked

"I think he really likes you." Deadpool whispered. Rarity blushed a bit.

"Oh Rarity. This is common, remember? But... I do say... he does look dashing."

"Guh-!" Tombstone yelled, sounding more idiotic than ever. Rarity stared at him, then giggled.

"You really are in love me, aren't you?"

"Ugh!!!"

"...perhaps if you spend time with me, then we can have conversations. Does that sound good?" He fell to the floor, stiff like a statue, not even moving. Rarity used her magic and lifted him up. "I'll take that as a 'Yes'."

"Wait!" Deadpool yelled. He grabbed Glaze and stood next to the floating Tombstone. "Selfie!!!"

"You know," Glaze spoke "I may look like a female, but I'm still a guy, right?"

"A HOT Mare!!!" He/She blushed & smiled. Deapool took the picture. Rarity used her magic and carried Glae with Tombstone.

"I doubt you are a male," Rarity spoke "And I think you'll look FABULOUS after my touch!"

"No!" Glaze yelled "WAIT!!! HELP!!!" Deadpool teleported away, as Glaze screamed for help, for he/she will be fabulized!!! (Not by Pewdiepie, though)

Author's Notes:

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/329/6/0/the_living_derpstone_by_gray_gold-d5m4mo1.png
Living Tombstone: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLivingTombstone
Wooden Toaster/Glaze: https://www.youtube.com/user/WoodenToaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QrCf43L8rw

Who should Deadpool meet next?

...I'M SO FABULOUS!!! Pony #64 and 65: Pewdiepie and Marzia... and his pugs.

Deadpool sat on the branch of a nearby tree, watching Rarity drag Wooden Toaster by his/her tail and carrying a derped Living Tombstone along the way. She closed the door right behind him, and a green light illuminated from the house.

"What the-!?!?!?" Rarity yelled. The door opened and Glaze flew right out

"FREEDOM!!!" The pegasus yelled

"What the f**k just happened!?!?!?" a familiar male voice spoke

"Look!" a familiar female voice spoke "A pony!"

"... You know you're both ponies, right?" an irritated Rarity responded

"No I'- Holy j***a s**t! I am!!!"

"What did I say?"

"I'm now cute!!!" the female spoke. A dog's barking was heard.

"EDGAR!!!" The male voice yelled "DEUTSCHLAND!!!"

Deadpool Teleported inside the Carousel Boutique, hanging onto one of the corners of the roof. In front of Rarity was a golden yellow stallion earth pony with a blonde mane & tail, having a fist for a cutie mark; a light brown pegasus mare with a mane looking similar to Rarity's (when it's wet), that had different shades of brown, & a simple flower for her cutie mark; Right next to them were two pugs: a really chubby pug that had the color of 'Otis' from the movie 'Milo and Otis' and a black one.

"...Really? Pewdiepie?"

What!?!?!? The people requested that you meet him!

"He ain't a f**king Brony!!!"

True, but he has played MLP related games and Mods before, remember?

"Most were unknown to him!"

What about the 'Luna Game' games?

"... f**k. Continue."

Thank you!

"Who are you?" Rarity asked

"The name's Pewdiepie!!!" The duck responded.

"WE GOT ONE!!!" Deadpool yelled above "WE GOT ONE!!!" Everyone looked up at him, only for Deadpool to lose his grip and fall down to the floor, face-first!. The Black pug began to bark again.

"EDGAR!!! DEUTSCHLAND!!!" Deadpool lifted himself up, seeing the most famous 'Let's play' person on youtube with, at least, 35 million subscribers!

"Who is he?" The pegasus with Pewds asked

"...I think... It's Deadpool!!! Ha Ha Ha!!! Deadpool is here, Marzia!"

"Deadpool?" Deadpool teleported, carrying Marzia in his arms

"That's right!" Deadpool announced "Deadpool: The Merc with the Mouth and most beloved Canadian of all time! I'm just as popular as your boyfriend, the most beloved Switzerlandian of all time!"

"You both know each other?" Rarity and Marzia asked in unison, stopping and staring at each other.

"...No." The two males replied together, also in unison.

"...I'll decide whether or not it's true or not," Rarity spoke in a bit of an annoyed tone. "Deadpool: why don't you take this lovely couple away for a second? I've got to get back to work!" Rarity laid the Living tombstone on a chair, looking at his, though simple, mane and wondering how she could change it. Pewds looked over her shoulder.

"Whatcha doing girl?" Pewds asked as if he were a pervert.

"I'm just finding a way to make him FABULOUS!!!"

"F-f-fab-u-lous?" Rarity turned and saw Pewds twitch crazily

"Is... there something wrong? I apologize if I-"

"I WANT TO BE FABILOUS AS WELL!!!"

"Oh no." Marzia commented, face hoofing herself.

"You want to... fabulized!?!?!?" Rarity asked

"No!" Deadpool spoke, standing next to Pewd. "WE want to be Fabulized!!!"

"... Consider it Done!!! Please, take a seat!" The two men sat in their own chair, next to each other! Though Pewds was now a pony, he seemed to be well adjusted to moving around and sitting as he normally did as a human. Rarity began her work on the three men, doing all she can to make the three men more presentable and, you guessed it, F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!!!

Rarity finished fabulizing the three men, setting their seats up and allowing them to see their new, much more fabulous looks. Living Tombstone, still derped up, now had his mane longer, but combed back to look very gentleman like, while wearing a tuxedo. Deadpool, despite wearing a mask, had the Kawaii eyes, pink blushes on his cheeks, pure blonde Cadence like hair style in a pink tutu with matching High Heels, and Pewds... he had Rarty's eyes now, but he had on one of those pink, fluffy scarfs (I have no idea what they're called), ear rings, a tiara, and black high heels. Rarity giggled at the look on their faces.

"Oh my," She spoke "I think those pranks Rainbow Dash and Pinkie have taught me well! I can't wait to see al the town residents point at you and-"

"I'M SO FABULOUS!!!" Pewds and Deadpool yelled together. Rarity stopped and gave a curious look.

"You're... not angry?"

"No!"

"I'm so fabulous!!!" Pewds continued

"You're so fabulous," Deadpool spoke "but I'm so fancy!"

"Fancy!?!?!?" Rarity asked in shock. Deadpool teleported with everyone, and they found themselves inside the class of the local school. Maya (or Jabba the Hut) and Edgar were in purses, as Maya was carried around by Deadpool while Edgar with Pewds. The ponies around them just stared at the strangely dressed men. The beginning beat of a particular Iggy song began to play.

"Oh God!" Pediepie yelled "Not this song!"

"Why are we doing this?" Rarity asked, giving a questionable look "And why here!?!?!?"

"Because... ♫First things first, I'm the realest!♫" Deadpool began to sing. "♫Drop this and let the whole world feel it! And I'm still in the Murda Business, I can hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics. You should want a bad b***h like this! Drop it low and pick it up just like this! Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist! Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that! Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back! Bring the hooks in, where the bass at? Champagne spillin', you should taste that!♫"

"♫I'm so fancy,♫" Everyone their group sang, not even sure why they're singing along AT ALL! "♫You already know! I'm in the fast lane... From L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name, 'bout to blow!♫"

"♫I said baby, I do this, I thought that, you knew this! Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is And my flow r******d, they speak it, depart it. Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department. Better get my money on time, if they not money, decline, and swear I meant that there so much that they give that line a rewind. So get my money on time, if they not money, decline I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind! Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that? Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that I be that D-P-O-O-L, put my name in bold I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw!♫"

"♫I'm so fancy, You already know! I'm in the fast lane... From L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name, 'bout to blow! Trash the hotel! Let's get drunk on the mini bar. Make the phone call, Feels so good getting what I want, yeah! Keep on turning it up. Chandelier swinging, we don't give a f**k! Film star, yeah I'm deluxe, Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch, ow!♫"

"♫Still stunting, how you love that? Got the whole world asking how I does that? Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that! Look at that I bet you wishing you could clutch that! Just the way you like it, huh? You're so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh? Never turn down money, Slaying these h**s, gold trigger on the gun like-♫"

"♫I'm so fancy, You already know! I'm in the fast lane... From L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name, 'bout to blow!♫"

"♫Who that, who that, D-P-O-O-L! That do that, do that, D-P-O-O-L! Who that, who that, D-P-O-O-L! Who that, who that, D-P-O-O-L! That do that, do that, D-P-O-O-L! Who that, who that, D-P-O-O-L!♫"

Their song ended.

Don't... ever... do that again.

It wasn't even as sexy as the music video!!!

"That was... interesting." Rarity commented, her pupils really wide.

"Well... that was... fun." Pewds commented "Any way this is recorded?"

"Of course!" Deadpool replied "The author wrote all of this, so either the Real you does it or, more than likely, some guy animates this!!!"

"...What!?!?!?"

"This is so weird." Marzia commented.

"Seflie!!!" Deadpool spoke, lifting the two up to his face with their pugs.

"Oh yeah!" Pewds yelled "Fabulized!!!" The picture was taken, but... with weirdness: Deadpool's face now had Edgar's, Edgar had a random unicorn's face, Pewds was now a muscular man with only his pony head to the body, Marzia was now a kitty cat, and Maya... well... she's still Jabba the Hut.

"...What the f**k!?!?!?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE DUCK STRIKES AGAIN!!!"

Sibsy's ear twitched and she turned to the school.

"What's wrong?" Mando asked, holding a small duckling in his right hoof.

"A DUCK IS IN THERE!!!" Sibsy yelled. She opened her wings and flew to the school at speeds that would impress Rainbow Dash.

A hole was made in the school wall. Everyone turned to see Sibsy having her crazed look.

"Where's the duck?" She asked. Deadpool, Marzia, and the pugs all pointed at Pewds. "DUCKY!!!" She flew into Pewds,causing another hole in the wall, and began to fly away with him.

"HELP!!!" Pewdiepie Yelled

"Pewdie!!!" Marzia yelled. She began to run towards him, though on her hind legs, making her look like she was waddling after him than, well running after him. The pugs followed, both barking as loud as they can.

Author's Notes:

Pewdiepie, if you find this, I just want you to know... that you.. are so KAWAII!!! Please, watch the show: Rarity will DEFINITELY be your favorite and, if you're like Weird Al, you too could be in the show as a new character!!! (A pony just named "Let's Play", maybe?).
Pewd's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie
Pewdiepie Pony: https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/4/5/289213/full.png
Marzia Pony: http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/092/7/2/__redesign___cutiepie_marzia___by_xanikrawlerlazarx-d605p7m.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yOzQjYSmQ

The waddle-chase came from the end of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgRwZLOFm1M

More straightforward than the Terminator movies. Pony #66: Littlepip

Deadpool teleported out of the school, landing right near the edge of the Everfree forest.

Why are we here?

To get away from that mess made in the school.

"Oh yes!" Deadpool spoke "And when they look for us, they'll believe that we were here all along! Now, you the audience, would you kindly not watch while I take a p**s? I haven't emptied it since the beginning of this fanfic!"

Are we gonna take a s**t as well!?!?!?

Please author... don't mention the details.

Don't worry! I'm not going to tell the audience in detail. Basically, unless you're a robot reading this, then you know what happens when you have to use the restroom. While Deadpool was doing his business, another green portal opened just a few feet away and a pony fell out of it. As soon as the pony fell out, the portal closed right behind it, leaving it to the outside world.

"Hello!?!?!?!?" The pony yelled "Is anypony here!?!?!?"

"YO!!!" Deadpool yelled back, finishing his business with some leaves.

"Are you a raider!?!?!?"

"Hell no! I don't celebrate 'American Football'!!! I celebrate good ol' Canadian Football!!!"

"...Come out!"

"Alright, alright... just let me while here." After a few seconds of waiting, Deadpool walked right out and saw the pony: it was a light grey unicorn mare with a brown, Derpy looking mane & tail, with deceive around her right foreleg wearing what looks like a jumpsuit from the Fallout games, minus the pants, showing that her cutie mark was the device she wore.

Hold on! Do we know her from somewhere?

That's... Little Pip from Fallout: Equestria!!!

Deadpool took a single step forward and Little Pip pulled out her iconic 'Little Macintosh', aiming at Deadpool's head.

"Don't you take another step!" Little Pip growled "Make another step and I will blow your f**king brains out!!!"

"Alright!" Deadpool replied, waving his hands in an innocent way. "Need anything?"

"...Where the hell am I?"

"Pardon?"

"That Green portal! It sucked me away from my allies and I'm now here! Where is here!?!?!?"

"Have... you tried your Pipbuck?"

"I did! It says I'm in Ponyville: This ain't Ponyville!!!"

"How do you know?" She looked to the town, seeing all the stuff.

"I've been to Ponyville before! This is far too nice looking and... clean... and safe looking... than the ponyville... I... oh s**t. Is it just me, or is it hot around here!?!?!?"

"...seems fine to me."

"Well... I can tell that this is NOT ponyville! From where I'm from, this town was destroyed! Only bandits and scavengers live there, all struggling for survival and-and..."

"Are... you feeling alright?"

"...No!!! This isn't right!!! This is far too peaceful for Ponyville! The oxygen is fresh, there's color everywhere, and it's peaceful! How is this-"

"What year were you from?"

"...Pardon?"

"What year are you from?"

"... the year 3056. Why?"

"That explains why!"

"WHAT!?!?!? Say it or I'll-"

"This is the year 2015!!!"

"...What?"

"Yep! 2015!" Little Pip stared at Deadpool. She looked at her pip buck and looked through her stuff, just to see if she's on something, is suffering from radiation poisoning, lack of sleep, or something. Sure enough, the date on her pip buck read 2015 on it.

"I... time traveled?... I time traveled. I TIME TRAVELED!!!" She started to hop around happily, repeating yelling 'yes' in a circle, almost like Twilight Sparkle. She ran into Deadpool and jumped into his arms!

"Whoa there! Easy!"

"Don't you know what this means!?!?!? I can tell everypony what will happen and what they must NOT do! I can prevent the Fallout! I can save all of these lives!!! I can really be a hero!!! Thank you Mr...-"

"It's Deadpool."

"Deadpool? I take it you've killed multiple ponies?"

"Only an evil Centaur that destroyed the golden oak library!"

"Huh... so the bombs... didn't destroy the library? Anyways: Is Celestia still alive!?!?!?"

"Yep!"

"QUICK!!! I need to get to her! I believe trains work here, right?"

"Yep!"

"Alright: we can take a train, head there, and fight off the bandits that- Oh... wait... there aren't bandits here, right?"

"As far as I've been here, nope!"

"Ugh... come on Littlepip: we're in a safer time! I doubt there's anything we should fear, right?"

"Hm... taxes!"

"Right... well, we can get to Celestia and-" Deadpool jumped into the air and they both landed right in front of the throne room. Littlepip's mouth remained open, in total awe, seeing the beautifully made land in it's glory. Celestia sat in her throne room, using her magic to write some letter down and enjoying some cake. She turned and saw the two.

"Aw. Deadpool." She simply spoke "I hope you haven't been causing trouble around here."

"Nothing to worry about, Sunbutt!" Deadpool replied

"Sunbutt!?!?!? I'll... got to that later. Who's that?"

"A pony from the future!!!"

"...a pony... from... the future?"

"Yep! Go on Little Pip, tell 'er about the future!" Deadpool gently dropped Little Pip. She stood there, shaking at seeing the Princess in flesh!

"Go on. Are you really from the future? Tell me: what is it like? Do all the nations unite as one? It technology so advanced we've achieved the impossible!?!?!? Do I have kids?" Little Pip shook her head.

"Um... no, your majesty." Little pip replied "Look, a lot of bad stuff happens in the future!"

"Oh my! Like what?"

"Well... I will just say one thing: Nuclear war!"

"... come. I must hear this."

"Yes Celestia. After hearing what I have to say, you'll thank when I'm born!"

"Almost forgot!" Deadpool yelled, picking up Little Pip "Selfie!!!"

"Selfie?"

"I want to see if it's like 'Back to the Future'."

"...How does that work?"

"If it works, then you disappear!!!"

"Um... alright?"

"MENTATS!!!"

"WHERE!?!?!?" Their picture was taken with Deadpool smiling and Little Pip looking to her left, looking for the mentats. The grand doors opened, and Luna with Sweetie Belle walked in.

"And that," Luna spoke "is how I'd survive the apocalypse."

"Wow Luna," Sweetie replied "All of that planned out! But... what about Celestia?"

"Her? Hm... perhaps I'll upload her personality into something so she can live virtually. Oh! Hello... Deadpool."

"Mooncheeks." Deadpool relied. Luna growled a bit. He looked down at Sweetie Belle "How's one of my students doing in their training?"

"It's going great!" Sweetie replied "I've only caused 12 breaks to happen, all vases!!! Who's your friend?" Little Pip stared at Sweetie Belle, her left eye twitching rapidly and she stood perfectly still. "Hi! I'm Sweetie Belle!"

"G-g-great G-g-grandma?" Little Pip stammered out before falling to the floor on her left side, unconscious.

"...who is that pony?" Luna asked

"She's from the future!" Deadpool simply replied.

"THE FUTURE!?!?!?" Sweetie yelled. She ran to the unconscious Little Pip and started to climb her. She stood on "I can't to hear what the future holds!!! When she wakes up, I'm going to ask her how I got my cutie mark!!!" A golden aura surrounded Little Pip and she began to float away. Sweeite jumped off "HEY!!!"

"Don't worry, Sweetie Belle" Celestia replied "I will need to talk to her first before she can spend time with you."

"...Alright. I can't wait to spend time with her!!! She seems so funny!!!"

Until she realizes that Little Pip is one of her descendants.

STOP RUINING MOMENTS!!!

Author's Notes:

Yeah, Terminator Genysis... you really can't spell "Genesis"!?!?!? If the movie sucks, then at least you gave us a memorable song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsUO9fbQW_4

I've never read the Fallout Equestria stories, so I didn't add a bunch of stuff, only the things I know for CERTAIN!!! And yes, 'Time Paradox', but seriously, this ain't lie the "Butterfly Effect" where one simple change will affect EVERYTHING!!! Imagine that: I fart in the revolutionary war, next thing, Fallout in today's time!
Who should Deadpool meet next?

The Wonderbolts!!! Pony # 67 & 68: Spitfire and Soarin.

Twilight stood next to Nyx inside Ponyville's castle. Right in front of them was a regular apple.

"Aright Nyx," Twilight spoke "I'm sure you can do this."

"But Twilight," Nyx replied "what if I'm not strong enough!"

"You have to be strong! Don't worry: it's an apple, nothing bad is going to happen."

"Ar-Are you sure?"

"Positive!"

"Alright... if you say so." Nyx's horn began to glow. She aimed it at the apple. Deadpool teleported right in front of the apple.

"WAZZUP!!!" Deadpool yelled like the guys from that Budweiser commercial. Nyx screamed, releasing a beam at Deadpool! He fell to the floor, twitching uncontrollably.

"DEADPOOL!!!!" Twilight yelled. Deadpool opened his eyes, feeling something wrong with his back.

"Twilight," Deadpool simply spoke "is there something wrong with my back?" Twilight flipped Deadpool to his front with an angered grunt, but gasped at what she saw.

"Oh my! Deadpool... you have wings!"

"WINGS!?!?!? I'M A PRINCESS!!!"

"NO!!! You have Butterfly wings!!!"

"...Close enough!!!" The butterfly wings on Deadpool's back started to flutter, carrying the Merc. Deadpool laughed like an idiot, seeing himself flying.

"Should we hold him in?" Nyx asked

"We should." Twilight agreed "Deadpool, please-" Deadpool was gone, and they both looked outside, seeing the Merc flying around in a single green dress, laughing maniacally

"LOOK AT ME EQUESTRIA!!!" Deadpool yelled "I. AM. DEADPOOL!!!" All the ponies below stared at the Merc, gasping at what's happening. Deadpool fluttered around the town, shaking his butt and... gold glitter fell down? Deadpool... what the f**k are you-

"Relax! You'll see what happens."

"What in Tarnation!?!?!?" Applejack below yelled, next to Pinkie "Pinkie, did ya'll gave Deadpool golden glitter?"

"Nope!" Pinkie replied

"...Are ya'll sure? I mean that he's- WHOAH!!!" Applejack began to float into the air, turning uncontrollably. Pinkie followed, though she had more control over it and released her 'Whee!'. Soon, every earth pony and unicorn began to float, all not even knowing how to control it. So... you just got Pixie Dust straight from Peter Pan?

"Of course I did!" Said you know who "How else did I get this Tinker Bell Dress!?!?!? HUH!?!?!? From a $5 S**t!?!?!?"

Uh... I'm not even going to answer that. Please, just... find somepony to hangout with, okay?

"CAN DO!!!" Deadpool began to fly to the city of Cloudsdale: home of the most famous pegasi in Equestrian history! Many of the pegasi there stood and stared at Deadpool in his questionable Tinker Bell outfit & butterfly wings, but most just remember one thing: It's like Pinkie Pie, only more dangerous! Two familiar pegasi in the show sat in a booth: one was a pale cornflower blue male with Dark grayish phthalo blue mane & tail and his cutie mark was a lightning bolt with wings. The other was a brilliant gold female with Light brilliant orange mane & tail with light brilliant amber stripes and her cutie mark was some fire. The male was busy eating a pie messily while the other watched in disgust with only a simple hay sandwich in her hooves.

"Soarin," the female spoke "when are you EVER going to use a fork?"

"Whenever I eat spaghetti!" Soarin replied with some pie still in his mouth.

"I meant with your pies." Soarin swallowed his pie and looked back at the female

"Spitfire: these are pies! They're mean to to be eaten by me in such a delicious way! Plus, today's annual pie day!!! Another pie, please!!!" Deadpool teleported next to them, still flapping his gay, butterfly wings to not fall.

"I'm going to pretend you didn't call my wings 'gay', MrAquino." Deadpool replied

"DEADPOOL!?!?!?" The two shouted

"That's right! Deadpool is here!!! Not even the sky can hold me down!!! If only Thor were here, man would he be p***ed!!!"

"... are those... butterfly wings?" Soarin asked

"They are indeed!"

"How did you-" Soarin was abut to ask

"Accident."

"Oh!" they both spoke. The waiter pegasus came out and gave Soarin another pie.

"... can you get me another pie?" Soarin asked "I think this should go for Deadpool."

"Of course." the waiter replied. Soarin nuzzled the pie to Deadpool.

"For me?" Deadpool asked, blushing, giggling with his right hand over his mouth, & having eyes that are so kawaii!

"For you!" Soarin replied, though a bit freaked out. Deadpool pulled out a super tiny knife with a super tiny fork & slowly cut his way through the pie. For 12 seconds, he continued to cut through the pie, but never busted through the crust.

"...F**K THIS!!!" Deadpool punted the pie into the air and pulled out one of his swords! the pie fell, and he sliced the pie into a bunch of pieces, making both Spitfire and Soarin jump! The pie landed, still in one piece, but then fell into multiple pieces.

"Impressive!" Spitfire commented "Take it those were the same skills you used to defeat Tirek?"

"You could say that."

"I just wanna know one thing: is it alright if we learn some of those fighting moves?"

MORE STUDENTS!!!

Only not as cute.

"...I don't know," Deadpool replied "maybe it will-"

"We'll pay you!"

"...Done! I'll meet you at your headquarters."

Spitfire and Soarin stood, patiently waiting for Deadpool to appear. Luckily, Deadpool came in, still having the stupid butterfly wings, but was now in a karate suit & had on an old kung fu master beard.

"...Really?" Spitfire asked

"I am your master here!" Deadpool replied "And we will do things my way!"

"What are we going to do?" Soarin asked, stretching his wings out.

"You want to know how I fight, right?"

"We do!" they both replied

"Well, Welcome to the Deadpool Dojo: I trust that you are here to redeem yourself and to require the skills that are necessary to your goals. Are you ready, young ones? I shall give you my best. But first, let's see if you can challenge my rap."

"Redeem ourselves?" Spitfire asked

"Yong ones and Rap?" Soarin asked, turning to Deadpool "What do you mean by this?" Chinese sounding pop music began to play, followed by Deadpool releasing a martial artist scream!

"♫Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind,♫" Deadpool rapped to the beat. "♫If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find. The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya. But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from the teacher.♫ Now Kick!!!

"Kick!!!" The two responded, following all of Deadpool's moves.

"Punch!"

"Punch!"

"Chop!"

"Chop!"

"Block!"

"Block!"

"Once more now Kick!"

"Kick!"

"Punch!"

"Punch!"

"Chop!"

"Chop!"

"And Block!"

"Block!"

"♫Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky, We gonna move down to the next ya jockey!♫ Now Duck!"

"Duck!"

"Jump!"

"Jump!"

"Turn!"

"Turn!"

"Pose!"

"Pose!"

"Listen Carefully: Jump!"

"Jump!"

"Pose!"

"Pose!"

"Duck!"

"Duck!"

"And Turn!"

"Turn!"

"♫Hm, yeah I see you're gettin better. Kick to the limit in order to get her!♫ Now Kick, Punch!"

"Kick, punch!"

"Chop, block!"

"Chop, block!"

"Chop, kick!"

"Chop, kick!"

"Punch, block!"

"Punch, block!"

"It's gonna get harder now! Duck and Jump!"

"Duck, Jump!"

"Turn and pose!"

"Turn, Pose!"

"Duck and turn!"

"Duck, Turn!"

"Jump and pose!"

"Jump, pose!"

"♫Come on now, why don'tcha follow my words? Because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first. I wanna see if you wanna see what it means to be the man with the master plan, are you the man now?♫ Here we go, now! Kick, punch, block!!!"

"Kick, punch, block!"

"Chop, kick, block!"

"Chop, kick, block!"

"Block, turn, and kick it!!!"

"Block, turn, kick!!!"

"Block, duck, punch!"

"Block, duck, punch!"

"Duck, duck, turn!"

"Duck, duck, turn!"

"Jump, kick, chop!"

"Jump, kick, chop!"

"And Punch, punch, punch!!!"

"Punch, punch, punch!!!" Deadpool released another kung fu scream, releasing both Spitfire and Soarin from his musical and 90's video game classic that was only remembered thanks to the boring Super Smash knock off.

"That's it for today! Good job, my little ponies, you can go on to the next stage now!"

"Next stage!?!?!?" They both asked.

"More like, A selfie!"

"A selfie!?!?!?"

"A picture, okay?"

"...Oh!" The two flew to Deadpool and he took their picture with the two of them!

"Alright! Now, I must go!" Deadpool began to fly away. Just at the edge of the base, he fell down into unconsciousness.

"DEADPOOL!!!" Soarin yelled

"Don't worry about him." Spitfire spoke "if there's one thing I've heard, it's that he can't die!"

"...you believe those words?"

"No doubt about it!"

"What do you think will happen to Deadpool?" Nyx asked

"I don't know," Twilight responded "if he's lucky, he will just fall down and splat into the floor."

"What's the worst?"

"He falls into poison joke or, with his wings, he becomes a Breezie."

"How do you know that?"

"Books."

"...Oh... should we look for him?"

"He'll come back, sooner or later.

Author's Notes:

Yes, I know: annual pie day is March 14.
And if any of you don't know (can't blame you, though), the rap is from an old Videogame called "Parappa the Rapper":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ3o3kQZWm8

Who should Deadpool meet next!?!?!?

Hello everybody, my name is *Jeff!* Pony # 69: Markiplier.

Deadpool fell from the sky, passing the clouds and falling straight to the ground. Luckily, he wasn't anywhere near the forest, where he could land in poison joke and have something horrible happen to him as a joke (turn into an 'IT'... like Justin Beiber, maybe?). Anyways, Deadpool free fell not into the woods, but a plain open field that another pony was at. This pony was a light tan stallion with a short, curved up mane & tail, completed with a black T-shirt, a pink gentleman mustache, and a cutie Mark that was the letter 'M', all in capital, red, and made to look like it's 8-Bit. The stallion curved his pink mustache, but was curious on what's going on, where is he, and why is he in this particular area.

The body of Deadpool fell right in front of the Stallion's hooves, just a few inches away.

"HOLY BALLS!!!" The stallion yelled. Deadpool right arm & hand flailed in the air a bit, before grabbing onto his own head and lifting it off the floor. Deadpool looked into the stallion, who carefully stepped back from him.

Hold on! That mustache looks familiar!

Of course it does. His name is-

JEFF!!!

...We're still using that vine joke? Why wasn't it famous BEFORE the movie came out!?!?!? HUH!?!?!? Explain that, Viners!!!

My name is Jeff!!!

YOU STUPID MOTHER F***ER!!! THAT'S-

"MARKIPLIER!!!" Deadpool yelled, standing up all healed.

"...Wait a minute," Mark spoke "you just fell from the sky and splatted all over the floor."

"Yeah!"

"And... you're now standing?"

"Yeah!"

"...All healed?"

"Cut to the case."

"Are you... Deadpool!?!?!?"

"The one and only!!!"

"Hold on! Aren't you owned by Marvel, and isn't Marvel owned by Disney?"

"Yes and yes!"

"But... we are in the land of Equestria."

"And how do you know that?"

"Well, for starters, I have been turned into a Pony! I'm just wondering how I know how to walk on all 4 legs right now, especially when I have my fly pink mustache on! Second, I have seen ponies everywhere, from the super shy Fluttershy to the cross eyed Derpy. And to clear this all up between us, I am NOT a Brony! I don't hate Bronies, I'm just not interested in the show."

"All understandable."

"And how did I end up here!!! Last thing I remember doing was playing 5 Nights at Freddy's 3, just moments away from a jumpscare!"

"Oh don't worry, a lot of other people are experiencing what you're through!"

"Wait! Really!?!?!?"

"Yeah!"

"Like who?"

"HELP!!!" a familiar swedish duck yelled from above "I'm being kidnapped!!!... Or ducknaped!!!" The two looked up, seeing Pewdiepie being carried by his tail, which was held in Sibsy's mouth.

"Wait a minute... PEWDIEPIE!?!?!?"

"MARKIPLIER!?!?!? HELP ME!!!"

"I'm coming!!!" Pewds girlfriend yelled, still running on her hind hooves, followed by two yapping pugs.

"Sibsy!!!" Mandopony yelled, following Pewd's lover. "Drop him!!! That is not a duck!!! That is a famous 'Let's Play' guy on Youtube!!!"

"YES!!!" Pewds yelled "Listen to the not-so-handsome-or-fabulous-pony-compared-to-me stallion!!!"

"Hold on," Deadpool spoke "I got this." Deadpool looked down and, as you can guess, a duck waddled between the two. Deadpool quickly snatched the duck and squeezed it, causing it to release a *QUACK!!!*. Sibsy's ears perked up and she turned to Deadpool, seeing only the duck.

"DUCKY!!!" Sibsy yelled. She dropped Pewdiepie, causing him to fall, but luckily, his girlfriend caught him, even if it was rough. Deadpool threw the duck into the air and Sibsy caught it, landing just a few inches away from them, petting her duck.

"Is she like that?" Mark asked

"Probably not back home," Deadpool replied "but here... yeah... she's bat-s**t for ducks."

"Come on Ducky." Sibsy spoke, petting the duck "let me hear you quack!" The duck stared at Sibsy and did this that surprised her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70cFGJAkkrI

"...This world is so weird!!!" Markiplier yelled

"It is!" Pewds agreed, walking with Marzia and holding Edgar in his front left leg. "But I like it!!!"

"WHAT!?!?!?"

"These ponies know how to fabulize me, and you know how much I enjoy being FA-BU-LOUS!!!"

"And I enjoy if for now being a cute pegasus!" Marzia replied, smiling a, well, cute smile "And look! I can fly!!!" She flapped her wings and floated off the ground a bit, but quickly landed "Well, kinda. I need to practice."

"So... none of you want to go home!?!?!?" Mark asked

"Oh, we do! We just don't know... how, per say."

"I already know: Hey! Celestia! Send me home mother f***er!"

"You know this land!?!?!?" Pewds asked

"NO!!! I know this land as much as you, Pewds!"

"Oh... but, it can't hurt to know this land better, should it?"

"I have no idea. Deadpool? Found a way for us to get info!"

"TO TWILIGHT'S CASTLE!!!" Deadpool yelled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yic7IRO9d6I

They were all in front of Twilight's castle just like that.

"...I'm not even going to question why." Markiplier spoke

"Ah yes," Deadpool spoke, pulling out his phone "care... for a selfie?"

"A selfie!?!?!? Why!?!?!?"

"2 Reasons: 1) to Cherish this memory and 2) When it's sent to Facebook, my old buddies will wonder where I'm at, and where you're all at! So, if I'm guessing right, this will take... a couple of weeks for them to build a portal and get us outta here! How's that sound?"

"...Fine!"

"Just look on the bright side: No Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics around!"

Probably until the next chapter.

SHUT THE F**K UP!!!

Deadpool took his Selfie with a mustache stroking Markiplier. The door to Twilight's castle opened, as a mare stood there wearing a hazmat suit & carrying a bunch of tools.

"Oh!" The mare spoke through her helmet "Deadpool! Are you... hit with poison joke?"

"Nope!" Deadpool replied

"Huh... I see you still have those butterfly wings."

"Yep!"

"And... new ponies I presume?"

"Definitely."

"Are... that like the couple who claim to be from a different world?"

"Exactly."

"...Alright. Come on in you guys, I'll get this suit off." Mark, Pewds & his girlfriend, carrying their pugs, walked inside "Say, are those pugs?"

Author's Notes:

To make up for the lack of humor, here's 5 Nights at Freddy's 2 in a Nutshell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmk-MbAUZdY

Markiplier here: https://www.youtube.com/user/markiplierGAME

SHUT UP!!! Pony # 70 & 71: Ian & Anthony (From Smosh).

Author's Notes:

Ian and Crazier Deadpool
Anthony and Logical Deadpool.
All!!!
Smosh's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/smosh

Another green portal appeared right behind Deadpool, and two ponies came out, one on top of another. Both were stallions, have brown manes & tails, and had a super light brown coat, but there were some differences between the two. For starters, the first one was lighter, a unicorn, had a bit of fuzz that would eventually grow into a beard, & his cutie mark was a donut and was on top. The other was a pegasus, a bit darker, didn't have a fuzz, and his cutie mark was a unicorn horn (the candy, not the anatomy of a unicorn!) while on the bottom. The way their manes looked very similar to a particular duo from the internet, one that began with low quality videos when youtube just began.

"Whoa! Where and what the hell just happened, Anthony?" The unicorn asked

"I have no f***in' clue!" Anthony replied "But... are we... in 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'?"

"Do you... feel a bit strange?" They both looked at each other, muzzles nearly touching each other. They stared at each other for a minute, then screamed, both getting up in a state of panic!

"Ian!!! Dude, you're a unicorn!!!"

"A what!?!?!?" Ian touched his head and felt his horn. He pointed back at Anthony "Oh yeah! You're a pegasus!!!" Anthony looked at his wings, having them raise as he flinched at his own sight.

"... How are we going to get back home!?!?!?"

"I have no clue!!! You really think I have a plan!?!?!?"

"You do make plans for the videos, so yes, HAVE A F***ING PLAN!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!"

"HOLY F***ING S**T!!!" Deadpool's voice yelled "IT'S SMOSH!!!"

"...Who's there?" Anthony asked, shivering and hugging Ian. Ian pushed his friend away, giving a look that looked similar to Kevin Hart's 'Stop that! That's Gay!!!' Deadpool appeared in a puff of smoke, wearing a cowboy hat and on Ian's back!

"GET HIM OFF!!!" Ian yelled, bucking wildly. Deadpool held onto Ian's mane with his left hand and held his hat with the right, acting like a cowboy at a rodeo!

"YEE HAW!!! GET IT ON LITTLE DOGGY!!!"

"I got him!!!" Anthony yelled. He turned around, aimed a bit, and, bucked Deadpool in the face! Deadpool fell to the floor, holding his hat over his chest as if he were dead.

"You... got me... pardner!"

"Hold on. Are... you Deadpool!?!?!?"

"Of course!" He jumped into the air and landed on his feet. "Deadpool is the name and Speed's my game!"

Wrong Franchise.

OOH!!! We're getting requests for Sonic to join!!!

"Deadpool... is real?" Ian asked, turning his head curiously

"Of course I'm real! I'm as real the author's love life!"

"...I... don't get it."

"He's still a virgin!"

"How... are you not a pony, Deadpool?" Anthony asked "And long have you been here?"

"That? Well in this story, it's at least a couple of days, but for the author's time... Since November 3, 2014."

"THAT LONG!?!?!?" They both asked

"Eeyup!"

"But... what have you been doing?" Ian asked

"Many things: getting acquainted with other ponies, killing a bunch of changelings, decapitating a f***ing centaus with my own swords, and performing many famous songs for the sake of lols."

"...Songs?"

"Eeyup! I doubt Twilight or any of the princesses know a spell that can take you home, though. Might as well enjoy it here, though."

"Great!!!" Anthony yelled "We're stuck here in candy land!!!"

"It's actually 'Equestria'."

"SHUT UP!!!"

"Hey!" Ian replied "At least you're a pegasus! You can fly! I'm a unicorn with this stupid horn sticking out like a sore thumb! ... or... Hoof? A p***s? Do ponies have p***ses?"

"... Um... I never... think... about... that." Deadpool replied.

"Wait a minute!" Anthony spoke, looking down at himself "WE'RE NAKED!?!?!?" Everyone stood still, awkwardly wondering about their situation. Deadpool pulled out his phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvHgaV5GFBM

"...EWWW!!!" The two yelled

"QUICKLY!!!" Ian yelled "Find some clothing!!!" Ian bended over and began to look for something to cover their new naked selves. Anthony, unfortunately, saw his behind.

"DUDE!!!" Anothey yelled

"What!?!?!?"

"Don't show me your furry @$$!!! THAT'S GROSS!!!"

"Well Excuse ME, ANTHONY!!! I'm trying to find us clothes!!!"

"You can at least do it WITHOUT showing me your new butt and it's TIE!!!"

"... you mean my tail?"

"... SHUT UP!!!"

"YOU SHUT UP!!!" The two began to argue with each other

Well... it looks like good ol' Dr. Deadpool is needed.

Let's see what they need! ... M-hmm... I see... AMPUTATION!!!

WHAT THE F**K!?!?!? No! They need help settling their differences!

Oh sure, Just like you on being a complete nerd!

HEY!!! At least I'm not an idiot!!!

SHUT UP!!!

NO!!! You SHUT UP!!!

Deadpool stood there, listening to the Smosh duo and his own voices argue with each other.

"Can you believe this spell can make any pony's opposites come out from itself?" Twilight asked, followed by the various Youtubers and Bronies.

"What is it with her obsession over books?" Markiplier asked. Immediately, he was slapped across the face by ILoveKimPossibleALot, who held a Discord balloon in her mouth.

"Don't you ever talk bad about her books!" Kim yelled! "And don't you ever talk bad about Senpai!!!"

"♫Senpai suck my @$$!♫" Pewdiepie sang. Deadpool appeared in front of them and stepped on Twilight's tail. Twilight shrieked, and a lone blast came out of her horn. It flew into the air and Deadpool appeared right in front of it and was hit. He fell down, and Two Deadpool appeared now. A boom box fell onto the decapitated, but still alive, head of Tirek, and music began to play.

"Great." Tirek said "Another song." As he spoke about that, the two sides stared down at each other, and jammed out to the music.

"What's happeing!?!?!?" Ian asked in fear

"Are we... dancing?" Anthony asked, observing that they're both dancing to the beat.

"Just let the beat flow." Deadool 1 spoke (Orange)

"Might as well get this over with." Deadpool 2 spoke (Blue).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnSvzsXMrk

♫We're Orange & Ian on the rap so mic it Here's a little story and you're sure to like it Swift and sly and I'm playing it keen With my homeboys, Blue & Anthony!♫

♫Baby seems we never ever agree! You like the movies, and I like T.V.♫

♫I take things serious, and you take 'em light!♫

♫I go to bed early-♫

♫And I party all night!♫

♫Our friends are sayin' ♫

♫We ain't gonna last ♫

♫Cuz I move slowly ♫

♫And baby I'm fast ♫

♫I like it quiet ♫

♫And I love to shout ♫

♫But when we get together It just all works out♫

I take--2 steps forward

♫I take--2 steps back ♫

♫We come together Cuz opposites attract And you know--♫

♫it ain't fiction♫

♫Just a natural fact♫

♫We come together, Cuz opposites attract ♫

♫Who'd a thought we could be lovers ♫

♫She makes the bed♫

♫And he steals the covers♫

♫She likes it neat ♫

♫And he makes a mess . I take it easy♫

♫Baby I get obsessed. She's got the money ♫

♫And he's always broke. I don't like cigarettes ♫

♫And I like to smoke♫

♫Things in common♫

♫Just ain't a one ♫

♫But when we get together We have nothin' but fun♫

♫I take--2 steps forward♫

♫I take--2 steps back♫

♫We come together Cuz opposites attract And you know-♫

♫-it ain't fiction♫

♫Just a natural fact ♫

♫We come together, 'Cuz opposites attract ♫

♫Nothing in common but this trust. I'm like a minus, she's like a plus: One going up, one coming down, But we seem to land on common ground. When things go wrong we make corrections To keep things moving in the right direction, Try to fight it but I'm telling you Jack Its true- this- Opposites Attract!!! ♫

♫Baby ain't it somethin' .How we lasted this long ♫

♫You and me, Provin' everyone wrong ♫

♫Don't think we'll ever get our differences patched ♫

♫Don't really matter, 'Cuz we're perfectly matched ♫

♫I take--2 steps forward♫

♫I take--2 steps back♫

♫We come together Cuz opposites attract And you know-♫

♫-it ain't fiction♫

♫Just a natural fact ♫

We come together, 'Cuz opposites attract

The four went into a pose, showing how they were both opposites, but equal.

"That was... Gay." Anthony commented

"Tell me about it." Bluepool added

"It was fun!" Ian spoke

"Come on, Blue," orangepool said with a shrug "That is kinda our theme."

"... yeah... it is." Bluepool spoke, blushing a bit.

"Hey man," Anthony spoke, walking to Ian "I wanna say that... I'm sorry for that."

"It's no biggy," Ian replied "I'm sorry for what I did."

"Friends?" He extend his hoof out.

"Friends!" He extend his hoof and shook it!

"FRIENDSHIP!!!" The Pools yelled together with fireworks and pegasi flying above!!!

"I think we should do it for him!" Orangepool spoke

"...Yeah, we should." Bluepool spoke

"What?" Smosh asked in unison.

"A SELFIE!!!" They both yelled, pulling out their cellphone!"

"...Fine." The pools got to their partner and took their selfie! The duo went away, recognizing their other Youtube friends & acquaintances.

"...Who do you think the audience will choose next?" Bluepool asked

"I dunno!" Orangepool replied "But MrAquino has a special for the 50th chapter coming soon!!!"

I'm great with kids!!! Pony 72 - 75: The Cakes(Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pound Cake and Pumpkin cake)

The day was getting late again, and the deadpool had to find a way to be turned back into one and find a place for the night!

"Hey!" Orangepool yelled "Wanna make a Dragon Ball Z reference?"

"What?" Bluepool replied "the 'it's over 9000' joke?"

"No! How we're going to go back as one!"

"... Fine. It may just work."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNjSuyaEcEk

Deadpool was back as his regular, crazy, red spandex wearing self!

"That was so weird!" Deadpool spoke to himself

I didn't that would actually work!

And the narrator couldn't post the REAL clip? Instead, he posted a racist vine!?!?!?

"Man! You're racist, MrAquino!"

I'M NOT RACIST!!! Anyways, Deadpool was immediately tackled by some ponies who were rushing!

"Oh my goodness!" A familiar woman voice spoke "Honey!?!?!?"

"I See him dear!" Another, this one, male spoke. Deadpool regained his vision and, what he saw, were two ponies: a tall & slender light amber with orange freckled earth pony stallion with a light orange mane & tail, and a small & plump Very light cerulean earth pony mare with a Light crimson mane & light grayish crimson stripes that looked like icing to a cupcake. Deadpool could tell who they were.

FINALLY!!! Ponies FROM the show and not any other Youtuber!!!

I was hoping to meet Jontron.

"I am so sorry there, Mr. Deadpool," Mrs. Cake spoke "My husband and I need to find a baby sitter for our foals!"

"Come on sugar plum," Mr. Cake spoke "I can't believe we forgot about getting a baby sitter tonight!"

"Hold on," Deadpool said "Isn't Pinkie available?"

"We wish," Mrs. Cake replied "But she's in canterlot, helping a specific 'Tydal'."

"...Oh!"

"Come on honey!!!" Mr. Cake replied "Babbysitter! Stat!!!"

"Hold on a minute... I CAN BE YOUR BABY SITTER!!!" The couple froze and stared at each other, then at Deadpool. They were both glad about Deadpool offering his assistance to them, but they heard his many... adventures, especially Tirek. But, from their little task, nopony was available at all! But... could Deadpool's randomness help him? He could be like Pinkie Pie on her first day, though he may have a distinct advantage with his... talents. Mr. Cake sighed in defeat.

"Would you like to be the-"

"ABSOLUTELY!!!" Deadpool threw his arms around the couple and teleported into Sugarcube corner! The couple wasn't sure how he did that, but, hey, it works.

"Alright Deadpool," Mrs. Cake spoke with concern "are you sure you can-"

"Oh please! I already saw the episode 'Baby Cakes', and I am prepared for anything!"This, according to his journey, is true. "See ya later!!!"

The couple used their strength together to push another large cake away! Deadpool turned to the inside of the door, seeing the familiar babies: Poundcake, the light goldish grey pegasus colt with a brown mane & tail, and pumpkin cake, the light yellow unicorn filly with her father's mane color.

Babies... I hate babies.

GASP!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!?!?!?

"Enough chat!" Deadpool spoke to himself, let's get ourselves aquatinted!"

Deadpool did this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzbNpXRMrRQ

The babies stared at Deadpool, then laughed! Deadpool, underrate his mask, smiled and laughed with them, realizing how stupid it was! Deadpool pulled out his list

*Feed Babies

*burp 'em

*change 'em

*teach 'em

*bop it!

"Holy... Shnikey!!!" Deadpool yelled

That's easier said than done, you know?

That short!?!?!?

"No! The author finally knows how to do those grey box things!!!" He stopped as he felt something rubbing his foot. Looking down, he saw the twins acting like cats, rubbing themselves against his leg for comfort. Deadpool's heart melted... No! Litterally!!! Deadpool!!! YOU'RE HEART IS MELTING!!!!"

"What the- oh." He fell to the floor! If it weren't for his regenerative abilities, he'd be dead and this story would be short, but hey, we got a lot of canon ponies, bronies, O.C.s, and some youtubers we need to add! The twins climbed onto his chest, Pound cake pounding on his chest and pumpkin cake cheering! Deadpool used both of his hands to pet behind their ears, feeling them rub their heads into his hands with so much comfort!

This... is... TOO CUTE!!!

And that is why I hate babies.

"Do... you guys want something to eat?" They both gurgled something, but not making anything out. they jumped off and looked at him, as Deadpool got up. He looked inside the fridge and pulled out some baby food. He placed the two in their seat and decided to spoon feed the two! With the spoon, he-

Deadpool took out a mic.

"This," he spoke "is a lesson on animal noises." Music began to play, and I'm sure most of you know this. "♫Dog goes woof, cat goes meow, Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak. Cow goes moo, Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot. Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW! But there's one sound that no one knows... WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?!?!?♫" He appeared in a fox suit, with his taco squad, all in fox outfits as well!

"♫Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!♫" Discord sang "♫Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!♫"

"♫WHAT THE FOX SAY?♫"

"♫Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!♫" Sonata sang "♫Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!♫"

"♫WHAT THE FOX SAY?♫"

"♫Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!♫" Pinkie sang "♫Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!♫"

"♫WHAT THE FOX SAY?♫"

"♫Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!♫" A lone changeling sang, popping out of Fluffle Puff's fur. "♫ Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

"♫WHAT THE FOX SAY?♫" At that moment, Mr and Mrs. Cake entered, surprised to see Deadpool & some of his close friends doing this! A familiar anthropomorphic fox with two tails entered, wearing white gloves, with a morse machine in his hands. "♫Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes. Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still. Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise. But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse? WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!♫"

"♫Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!♫"

"♫WHAT THE FOX SAY?♫"

"♫Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! ♫"

"♫WHAT THE FOX SAY?♫"

"♫A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee!♫"

"♫WHAT THE FOX SAY?♫"

"♫A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!♫"

"♫WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! ... The secret of the fox, ancient mystery. Somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding. What is your sound? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery what do you say? You're my guardian angel hiding in the woods. What is your sound?♫" The fox began to do the 'Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum', but in a regretful tone' "♫Will we ever know? I want to, I want to, I want to know!♫"

The whole family looked with a surprised look. Deadpool turned to the fox.

"Thanks for helping, Tails!" Deadpool greeted with a handshake. The fox slapped it away from him.

"Never. Again. Nolan North." The fox simply replied. He spun his tail and a blue portal opened above him, taking the fox away. A cardboard sign simply showing horrible written 'Sanic crap' fell down near them.

"And to think that franchise is still going."

"What... was that?" Mr. Caked asked in pure confusion.

"Taco squad! Dismissed!!!" They all did a pose and disappeared in a green smoke, followed by a bad fart sound. "Those are guys who'll help me, and that song was another... junk from where I came from."

"No kidding on that," Mrs. Cake agreed "so how were the kids?"

"Oh! They were so fun! My heart melted multiple times, both metaphorically and literally!"

"So... it was good?"

"Oh yeah!" He pulled out cell phone "Just as a memory thing."

"What is that?" Mr. Cake asked

"Self." Poundcake pronounced

"Eeh!" Pumpkin cake added.

A... selfie?" Mrs cake asked.

"Oh yes!" Deadpool replied, holding the camera up "Smile!!!" The family took the picture together!

I can't wait for the next chapter!!!

What's so special about it?

It's our 50th chapter!!! And MrAquino has something the audience would like to do!

And... that is?

"They make the next chapter!!! Go on MrAquino, tell em' about it in the 'Author's note!"

Author's Notes:

Um... okay. Yes everyone, Deadpool is right! YOU MAKE THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! The scenarios, the new pony/brony/pegasister/O.C. he can meet, the references, even some of the dialogue: YOU MAKE IT!!! How will this work? Well, I have some rules:
-Deadpool can't kill any kids.
-Deadpool can't run around purely naked!
-Deadpool can't be lame.
...AND THAT'S IT!!! To make sure no one can see your creation, message me on what you'd like to see! I'll accept all until the 15th this month, so message me as quickly as possible! I'll accept ALL of your requests, so the chapter will be LONG AS ALL HELL!!! Please, be patient.

And yes, Tails was in this chapter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfldADp8OU

The 50th Chapter!

Deadpool, followed by Everypony and thing he took a selfie with, followed him in a march the very next day. All other ponies watched as Deadpool was followed by the crowd, as they marched to the town Square! They all began to dance to a famous song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNEZz8qifsg

"♫We can dance if we want to,♫" Deadpool sang "♫We can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine. Say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find. And we can act like we come from out of this world, leave the real one far behind.♫"

"♫And we can dance or sing!♫" All the mares sang together!

"♫We can go when we want to, The night is young and so am I. And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise 'em with the victory cry. Say, we can act if we want to, If we don't, nobody will. And you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like an imbecile And say, we can dance, we can dance, Everything's out of control. We can dance, we can dance, They're doing it from pole to pole! We can dance, we can dance, Everypony look at your hands! We can dance, we can dance, everybody's taking the chance! Safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Ah yes, the safety dance! ... We can dance if we want to, We've got all your life and mine. As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it, Everything'll work out right I say, we can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine I say, we can dance, we can dance, Everything's out of control. We can dance, we can dance We're doing it from pole to pole, We can dance, we can dance, Everybody look at your hands. We can dance, we can dance, Everybody's taking the chance. Oh well, the safety dance Ah yes, the safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Oh yes, the safety dance Oh, the safety dance, yeah Well, it's the safety dance It's the safety dance Well, it's the safety dance Oh, it's the safety dance! Oh, it's the safety dance! Oh, it's the safety dance!♫"

That... was an amazing opening!!!

Hold on... will you do this to EVERY 50th Chapter?

...Yes. Anyways, Deadpool tripped over another pony.

"OH S**T!!!" Deadpool yelled.

"Watch where you're going!" A deep voiced stallion yelled. Deadpool looked up and he saw that the pony he tripped over was none other than Snowflake! Or... is it Bulk Biceps? Both?

"Take your pic!" Deadpool sprang up to his legs and look at Bulk Biceps/ Snowflake.

Oh God! How much steroids can a pony take!

I don't know, but Im sure on one thing though.

And that is?

He doesn't have a huge c**k anymore!

"What are you staring at?" Snowflake/Bulk asked. Deadpool shook his head.

"Oh, I'm sorry for that," Deadpool replied "but I'm just wondering: Do you even lift bro?"

"...Lift?"

"I'm just asking if those muscles are fake."

"FAKE!?"

"Yeah! Have you been taking steroids to get to your look, or did you really train yourself to get those muscles?"

"I have no idea what steroids are, but I can prove you they're real!"

"How?"

"...Arm wrestling!"

"Oh it... is... ON!!!"

That is the most horrible Spongebob Title card use I've ever seen.

It's so small you can't even f**king see it!!!

SHUT UP!!! Anyways, Deadpool and the steroid horse locked arms with each other on a table, having two cupcakes at the end for each hand to land 'softly' on, though we all know what usually happens in these contests. Twilight Sparkle stood as the referee, judging who's being fair and who's not.

"Is everypony ready for this!?!?!?" Twilight asked the crowd. The crowd cheered. "Bulk Biceps, are you ready!?"

"YEAH!!!" Sowflake responded

"Deadpool: Are you ready!?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YISxATLOn84

"...Uh... okay... Well... I guess-"

"GET ON WITH IT!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled in the back. Twilight groaned a bit.

"On 'Go', okay? 3... 2... 1... GO!!!"

The two began to Arm wrestle! This continued on for a while, but the sound of a portal opening was heard.

Oh God, What is it going to be?

Don't ask me! Where the hell is the portal anyway!

"I don't know! Say, Snowflake, car if maybe-" Deadpool was about to say before a very familiar angry roar from right above him had interrupted him! Deadpool slowly looked up to see a 1400 pound giant, green, muscular, black haired beast with purple ripped shorts fall right on top of him, creating a massive crater! Bulk Biceps must've won by default, but ran away with the others, screaming and running away from the monster! If any you don't know, it's the Hulk.

Hulk sat up and looked around with a scowl on his face, seeing all the ponies panicking.

Interesting,Banner said in Hulks head. By the looks of it, we've landed in alternate dimension where everything looks so peaceful and... ponies are... everywhere. Oh God... I hope he isn't here!

"HULK NO CARE!" Hulk yelled "HULK GO BACK TO WHAT HULK DOING!!! LEAVE HULK ALONE!!!". He jumped into the air again, crushing a surprised looking Deadpool without knowing. Some of the ponies looked inside the crater, seeing Deadpool heal, making a weird wheeze-laugh mix.

Is that the Hulk!?!?!?

No s**t, Sherlock. Deadpool teleported away, landing on the Huk's back while grabbing onto the back of his neck!

"HEY HULK WAIT UP!!!" Deadpool yelled. Hulk stopped and tightened his fists, growling while feeling his anger rose with each second.

"Talking man." Hulk Growled.

'Oh dear lord, why him of all people!' Bruce yelled inside. Hulk grabbed Deadpool and slammed him to the floor! Deadpool laughed maniacally, as he got up, rapidly healing!

"Hey buddy!" Deadpool yelled, opening his arms in a hugging way. "Haven't seen you in a while! How've you been!? Is Marvel rejecting another movie offer for you?"

"Why talking man here?!?!?!?" Hulk roared! Deadpool's ears rang, but he quickly shook it off.

"Because green unicorn who obsessed with human dragged me here through bright portal!" Hulk Looked over to were he saw Lyra, having traps on her, and gave her the angriest look he could make. Lyra ran away screaming. "Anyways, whatcha doin' here!? Bruce sent you here to investigate about my whereabouts?"

"Puny Man worry you! Hulk no care about you! Puny Human says you threaten world when gone! HULK SENT TO SMASH YOU!!!

"WHOAH!!! Banner, help me out buddy! You still owe me after we F**ked up 'The Leader' when he backstabbed me to steal your info, right man?"

'... He's right.' Banner spoke.

"HULK NO SMASH!?!?!?" Hulk yelled

'No smashing.' Hulk yelled loudly, smashing and destroying a nearby building! A T.A.R.D.I.S. was there, with a Doctor Whooves sticking his head out. He stared at them, then went back inside, going to who knows where.

"HULK WANT TO SMASH!!!"

"You will!" Deadpool spoke, taking his phone out. "There's some d*****bags that I want to off as well, but, until they show themselves or f**k up real bad, we gotta be patient. So... you're stuck here until Sunbutt can get you back, so that means we can spend more time together!!!" Deadpool teleported and hugged Hulks neck as he pulled out his phone. "Say, Best Friends!!!!" Deadpool snapped the picture!

"Hulk quit! Banner deal with talking man!!!". Hulk transformed back into Bruce Banner. When it was done, Banner past out because of the painful transformation. Deadpool pulled out a stick and poked Banner with it. He groaned a bit.

"Well... that was the most anticlimactic chapter ending. SERIOUSLY!? WE WAITED A WHOLE WEEK AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN GIVE US, AUTHER AND FANS!!! I SWEAR I'M-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7V1IYPdFJQ

"... "

Don't worry! Look! Another character Nolan North voices as!

"WHERE!?!?!?" A blue blur with a moving red figure 8 (or infinite symbol) ran past Deadpool, followed by-

OH S**T!!! FURRIES!!!

Furries!? Is Doctor Wolf with them?

"Oh no! It isn't just Furries! It's.... SANIC!!!"

Ugh. Really? No, Sonic the Hedgehog, followed by all the f**k load of characters ran across ponyville, though Sonic was kinda leading them all.

"Come on, Speed it up!" The hedgehog yelled "You're too slow!"

"Why Nolan North!?" Deadpool asked while on his knees "WHY!?!?!?"

"Who the hay is that!?" Rainbow Dash asked, landing next to Deadpool.

"That... my little Dashie... is Sanic... the most famous furry of all time, sega's mascot, and annoying fanboys that will desperately defend his piece of s**t video games! First... 'Next Gen', now... Sonic Boom... the nightmares!"

"Tell me about it!" another voice spoke. The two turned and saw the ponified versions of 'The Game Grumps': Jontron, (A yellow cream colored earth pony having his beard, hat, and having his own bird as his cutie mark), Egoraptor, (a light blue earth pony with a d**k for a cutie mark) and Danny Sexbang! (A sky blue earth pony wearing his famous blue- white edged cape, most likely having his own star for a cutie mark)

"Who are they!?" Rainbow Dash asked, now more confused than ever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkU8o-5afa8

"...Game grumps?" Dashie asked "Care to tell me what the hay is happening?"

"Well," Deadpool replied "you see, these guys are going to f**k up those furries! Right guys!?"

"Jacque!" Jontron yelled "Get 'em!!!" A parrot came right out of his beard.

"KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL!!!" It repeated, firing lasers out of it's eyes. Rainbow Dash hid right behind Deadpool, as he got fired with random lasers. The sonic crew did their best to avoid, though they kept losing rings with each hit, becoming invincible. An orb came from the sky, but the top opened, revealing Dr. Eggman!!!

"FOOLS!!!" Teddy Roosevelt (Eggman) yelled "This land has many resources I can use for my egg man empire!!!"

"Not in your chance, Egghead!" Sanic yelled below

"I love to see you try, Sonic! Behold, my newest robots!" Another portal opened, and right down came-

He actually brought it in!?

Sweet Celestia! The RDash 5000!!!

"Crush... Kill... Destroy... Swag!" The robot repeated

"IT THAT ME!?!?!?" Dashie asked.

"The RDash 5000!!!" Deadpool announced "Oh well, with only one of you, I can-" multiple RDash 5000 robots came out from the portal, landing right behind the original.

"DESTROY THEM!!!" Eggman yelled. All the robots began to make the chant, firing lasers everywhere! Everyone was in panic as the robots began to fire lasers from their eyes.

"We gotta get outta here!!!" Shrieked some fox kid

"You think we don't know that!?" Replied an ekidna. "Sonic! We gotta-"

"GOTTA GO FAST!!!" Sanic interrupted, running away!

"Get back here, Faker!?" yelled the Emo Hedgehog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2mE5FqI5WY

At least it's better than Sonic Boom.

And 06!

"Don't remind me of those!" Deadpool yelled

"Of what?" Dashie asked

"Um... Nothing! Get outta here! Stay away from this bada** scene I'm gonna do!"

"And what's going to stop me?"

"...you see how fast that blue furry went?"

"... I'm on it!" Dashie flew away, chasing the hedgehog! As for the Game Grumps, well... Deadpool... where are they?

"None of your damn business! You Robots! Over here!!!" The robots turned to Deadpool and began to march towards him, followed by full on sprinting. Deadpool ran away from the robots, heading to Cheerilee's school. A class was inside, but the children, including cheerily herself, turned and only watched Deadpool do a Matrix Reloaded scene!

Skip to 0:32 and Enjoy! Please, imagine all the agents are RDash5000s and, every one that's defeated turns into a puff of smoke, releasing a small animal inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTCjr7p0Hj0

Deapool, realizing how he was outnumbered, teleported out of the pile of robots and began to run away! Eggman floated over the robots.

"You idiots!" Eggman yelled "He's over there!" The robots looked at Deadpool, who was now a mile away from them.

"Should we chase him?" one of the robots asked

"NO!!! We have bigger plans!"

Deadpool stopped at Twilight's house and knocked on the door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrx3wao0Koc

"...I would kill you for that," Deadpool spoke "But you're too cute for me to do it."

"Uh... thanks?" Twilight replied "What is it?"

"Robots!!!"

"...Robots?"

"Yes! Rainbow Dash robots are going to take over the world!!!"

"...Why should I trust you on this?" At that moment, Sonic and Rainbow Dash stopped at each other near Twilight's home, Sonic running while Rainbow Dash was flying, both heads locked to each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7N1ZqKZ50

"STOP WITH THESE CLIPS!!!" Deadpool yelled

"Rainbow!!!" Twilight yelled "Who the hay is that!?"

"Sonic's the name, speed's my game!" The hedgehog replied.

"Yeah... that." Dashie replied.

"Is Deadpool telling the truth?" Twilight asked "Robots are going to take over the world?"

"... I'm not sure about the world thing, but yeah, Robots that are shaped like me are here now!!!"

"Told you." Deadpool spoke with a smirk.

"Alright Everypony," Twilight spoke "We need a plan! First, I think we need to-"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGywdfO5kek]

How in the living f**k did Michael Jackson join us!?!?!?

I tend to let this stuff happen.

"Who cares!?" Deadpool yelled "You ready, King of Pop?"

"Anything to save the children!" Michael Jackson replied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

"... Let's do this. Everyone ready!?"

"We're ready!!!" Everypony and everything replied

"Good, let's get to it!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4FvPy2k6X0

Due to me running out of time, all of the RDash5000 robots self destructed by the pure epicness... except for One.

"What's going on!?" The lone robot asked "Am... I free?"

"You are!" Deadpool replied. He turned to Michael Jackson. "Thanks for being a weird cameo here."

"Anything for the children." M.J. replied

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

"... Anyways. Will you be here!?"

"I'm afraid not, I must go!"

"B-But Michael! We need you! Justin Beiber will soon be in this awful fanfic!"

"I apologize, but I need to go. Remember, I'll always be in your heart." A spotlight came over him and M.J. was lifted away, going back to heaven. Deadpool teared up a bit.

"So long... partner. Have fun m*******g all the children you want up there!" He was gone. Bruce Banner came out of an alleyway, holding his shorts with his hands. Se saw the massive pile of destroyed robots, Deadpool wailing to himself, the whole sonic the hedgehog franchise, and everypony dressed up as if they were a part of Michael Jackson.

"Did... I miss something?" Bruce asked.

"You did." Discord replied, slithering around Bruce. "But have no fear, I will send you home!"

"Home!? But I-" Discord snapped his claw and Bruce was gone, leaving only a pari of ripped shorts behind.

"...Oops!"

"What about us!?" Sonic asked

"Oh fine!" He snapped his fingers again, and the whole sonic franchise disappeared in a flash.

Deadpool creed to himself, but stopped as he felt the warm hug from his Taco squad members: Pinkie, Sonata, Fluffle Puff, and Discord. Soon, he felt more hugs coming from the rest of the mane 6, their family members, all of their friends, and soon enough, everypony he took a selfie with! (With the exception of Tirek and Flash Sentry) He remembered his troubled past, how never really did have a family (despite being Canadian), but here... nearly everypony was a family member to him!

"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta." Deadpool commented to himself.

Author's Notes:

Finally!!! The newest chapter is here!!! After many distractions, it's finally here!!! Thanks to Fictional Fanatic, Portable Dingus, IntentWings31, Zero Monkey, and The Lone wanderer for being the only ones to message me the idea for the 50th chapter. I'll do this as well for the 100th, but that won't be for a while.

Pony #76-79: Bulk Biceps/Snowflake & The Game Grumps, Robot #1: The RDash 5000, and Michael Jackson.

Apologies for not using Sonic a lot, I was a huge Sonic fan before I joined the brony community, but kinda grew out of it. Enjoy this as an apology: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2DAsxDZnEw]

Who should Deadpool meet next!?!?!?

So... Jontron. What do you think of this chapter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH6qR2gliug

Battle of Ages: Robot #2: Sweetie Bot.

Deadpool woke up the next day, wearing one of Rarity's morning gowns with, on his left, Rarity, on his right, Little Pip, and, on his chest, Sweetie Belle curled up like a cat.

F**K!!! This is too cute!

We really need to save money for a new home.

"Oh come on!" Deadpool spoke to himself "We can use all our money on Booze!"

Sorry Deadpool, but Saint Patricks day already passed.

"...what?"

That holiday already passed. Sorry.

"... if I weren't surrounded by ponies, I'd yell!"

No need to! The sound of another portal opening happened right below, waking up all the ponies in bed.

"What was that!?" Little Pip yelled, using her magic to pull out her little macintosh.

"That better not be another one of your friends, Deadpool!" Rarity snarled, getting up.

"Maybe it's one us from a different dimension." Sweetie Belle suggested.

"Oh please! Like that's ever going to happen again."

"JINXED!!!" Deadpool yelled. He teleported away, following clanging that lead to the kitchen.

"Oops!" A robot voice spoke "Critical error."

"Hold on... THAT VOICE!!!"

"GET DOWN!!!" Little pip yelled, knocking Deadpool down and firing at the figure. A single loud bang was heard, causing everypony nearby to jump!

"WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?" Rarity yelled "Deadpool!!!"

"It wasn't me!" Deadpool replied

"Hold on a second!" Sweetie Belle spoke, walking past them all. The figure rose from the smoke, showing a hole in it's mane. The smoke cleared, and the figure was revealed. "Is that... ME!?!?!?" Sure enough, the figure looked like Sweetie Belle, but wires were seen around the joint areas, and it's 'coat' & 'mane' reflected light off of it, making it look brand new. Also, the eyes, edges, and horn glowed green.

"Critical error!" the other Sweetie Belle spoke in the robot voice "Chances of meeting alternate self in dimension is only 02.752%! Portal opened at 145 degrees West and 57 degrees north! Location: Rarity's home! Scanning area!" red beams from the robot Belle's eyes came out, scanning the whole area. "Area to Rarity's home: 100%!!! Impossible!!! DNA Scans revealed: Rarity, 100% sister! Other Mare: Great descendant! Human Being: High doses of cancer, but high cellular regeneration! Faker... Real!? Impossible!"

"Uh... what?"

"You are a robot! Sensors broken! New objective... Terminate Faker!!!"

"Terminate!?" The other Sweetie's horn turned into a canon, two missile launchers popped out of it's back, and a death ray was in between the missile launchers! Littlepip fired another bullet, this one, hitting Sweetie Bot's left eye!

"ALDMSLVMSLMFFMSDLVMDS/,MCLSA,VDLMVDSLC!!!"

"Yeah!" Deadpool yelled "Typing random thing in Caps-lock makes it sound like a robot screaming!"

"Error! New Objective... DESTROY WORLD!!!" Sweetie Bot turned around and charged through the wall, destroying it and running into a different direction.

"Where's that scrap metal going?" Little pip asked, reloading her Little Macintosh.

"I don't know," Deadpool replied "but I know something that may help us... right after I take my bath! I'm so filthy!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMedw5uZtmM

Deadpool and Sweetie Belle walked into Sugar-cube Corner, seeing Rainbow Dash and the RDash5000 standing together, drinking what may be cider from a cup.

"Y'know," Dashie Spoke "You're not so bad, my robot self."

"You ain't so bad yourself." The RDash5000 replied "Hell, you're filled with as mush swag as me and the original I'm based off of."

"So you are from a different dimension! What am I like over there?"

"We share the same voice and you're a complete b***h over there."

"So... not as cool as I am?"

"You can say that."

"Knew it! Nopony, not even my alternate self can be as awesome as me!"

"And me!"

"Oh yes, especially you."

Aw... lesbian pony-robot love!

What the-!? Ew! I don't want to imagine that!

At least it's a better love story than twilight.

...Alright, I'll give you that.

"Enough talk!" Deadpool yelled "R-Dash5000!"

"Swag." the robot replied.

"We've got a problem that only you can solve."

"...What is it?"

"Another robot problem. Different from you!"

"...Where is it?"

"Another robot!?" Rainbow dash asked "Can I come?"

"It's best if you stay." Deadpool spoke

"But it'll be so awesome to watch!"

"This is robot business." R-Dash 5000 spoke "the only way to stop a robot is with another robot. I will be back, Rainbow Dash."

"...And I will be here, R-Dash 5000." The two stared into each other's eyes for a moment. Inside each of their visions, hearts came around, and the two went closer to each other. Dashie perked her lips, R-Dash 5000 grabbed the back of her head and brought it in closer, making Dashie's lips landing it's 'muzzle'. They kissed!!! Everyone inside watched the two's romantic scene of narcissistic pony with narcissistic robot pony, both being practically the same.

"How... do you feel about this?" Sweetie Belle asked

"Like this." Deadpool replied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

The three found Sweetie Bot in the old castle of the sisters Twilight and her fiends were renovating. In the middle, right where the Elements of harmony were originally at, Sweetie Bot, with all it's technological advancement, began to turn the device into a bomb! Sweetie Bot stopped and looked agh the three, but then focused on Sweetie Belle.

"Hello... Faker." Sweetie Bot spoke "Care to turn in your android self and be disassembled & reassembled into something better? Like a trash can?"

"What!?" Sweetie Belle proclaimed "No! If it's anything, you're the faker, not me!"

"Ha! Just like what any android would say to mess with the cognitive mind of us fleshlings."

"...Bro," R-Dash 5000 spoke "You're a robot."

"No! I am not a machine! I am a real pony like everyone else!"

"There's no denying it sis, you're a robot, like me. Accept it and everything will go smooth."

"NO! I am not a machine! I AM ALIVE!!! Y-You're a robot!"

"Yeah... I know! I was programed to crush, kill, destroy, and swag. Are you sure you're not programmed to simulate life?"

"I am... not... programed... for anything! Error! Error! Loophole detected in programing!"

"Yeah," Deadpool spoke dryly "Convince us you're not a robot by obviously repeating orders over & over with that robot voice."

"And I doubt ponies, with the exception of pegasi, can have things sticking out of their backs like that." Sweetie Belle added

"Shut up!" Sweetie Bot remarked "SHUT UP!!! I'm alive! I AM ALIVE!!!"

"Things sticking out of it's back?" R-Dash 5000 asked. "Activating X-rays!" A scanner looked inside Sweeite Bot's wiring "Hmm... Missile launchers... a canon in the horn area... OOH! A death laser! About as powerful as my lasers as well."

"SHUT UP!!! LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!"

"Weaknesses: Water (quite obvious), magnets, and questioning it's own existence. Well we know getting a cutie mark will never happen to you, no matter how heard you try."

"THAT'S IT!!!" A huge surge of electricity came from Sweetie Bot, zapping Deadpool and the bomb. Deadpool fell to the floor, twitching uncontrollably, while the bomb began to turn on, arming itself to explode in T-Minus 10 minutes.

"Dude! You didn't even finish the bomb! Think of what will happen when it reaches zero!"

"I don't care! Life must not exist anymore! Only we will survive, robot, and everyone, including the faker, will die!"

"WHAT!?!?!?" Sweetie Belle proclaimed

"Enough talk!" R-Dash 5000 yelled "That's why I'm gonna defeat you and deactivate this bomb! New Objective: Crush, Kill, Destroy, and Swag Alias: Sweetie Bot!"

"Try me!" Sweetie Bot proclaimed "New Objective: Defend bomb from Alias: The R-Dash 5000!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjXou-PI8dI

Ever clang is the two hitting each other (sometimes) in their clash. 3:07- 3:58 is what Deadpool & Sweetie Belle are doing while the two robots are clashing against each other.

The two robots stared at each other for a bit, then, in a flash, R-Dash 5000 came ahead and delivered a left hook across Sweetie Bot's face, followed by a right jab into it's chest, followed by a head but. Sweetie Bot, a bit fazed, quickly retaliated with a head-but and a right knee to the face. R-Dash fell back a couple of inches, and Bot ran forward, delivering a right hook to the face, another head but, and a kick to the knee with the left foot. A left hook was thrown, but R-Dash caught it and delivered a quick uppercut, causing Bot to fall. Bot got up, activating the lasers & missile launchers that came out from her back! R-Dash's jetpacks activated, allowing the other robot to fly around in the air while Bot aimed at her! Sweetie Bot began to release a barrage of missiles! R-Dash navigated around the missiles, dodging them with the only damage done was around the castle. Her jetpacks charged and she went to Sweeite Bot, deliver a football kick to the other robot's face! Bot flew into the air, and 5000 flew up, delivering another punch, sending the robot higher into the air! Bot woke up and, when 5000 was going to deliver another punch, Sweetie clenched her hooves together and smashed 5000 to the floor below! 5000 fell to the floor, destroying the street that was Canterlot around her. Bot released a lone missile that allowed her to fall down and slammed 5000 to the floor, causing a bigger crater below! She used her 'magic' and carried 5000 into the air, throwing the robot into a building nearby, running to the robot when it landed inside. 5000 'woke up' and saw Bot running towards her! Without flinching, she got up and roundhouse kicked the other robot away and began to charge at her! Bot landed on the streets below, but got up quickly! She charged her horn and delivered a blast from both her horn and the death laser, obliterating the building! 5000 came out of the explosion, and fired her own laser to Bot below, only to have Sweetie jump out of the way, disintegrating a wagon next to her. Another fire from 5000, but instead, it hit a lamp post and not Bot, who stopped in time when 5000 fired a laser. 5000 landed on the floor below and charged her laser! Bot, seeing her on the floor, also charged her laser and aimed! Both blasts headed for each other, and both lasers landed at each other, creating a huge orb of raw power that began to grow! All the ponies began to run away, not even sure what is happening nor want to find out. Then, a huge explosion came, blowing away the ponies and building around, leaving only the R-Dash5000 and Sweetie Bot on the floor, twitching with electricity through their bodies. They both got up at the same time, seeing neither was destroyed from that raw energy, and began to charge at each other! Soon, they sprinted at each other, but R-Dash 5000's rockets activated, and she grabbed Sweetie Bot, making them both fly into the air, heading towards the moon! In the air, 5000's jetpacks stuttered a bit, but she let go of Sweetie Bot, delivering a series of quick punches, followed by a powerful punch that made Sweetie fall to the moon below!

Back in the castle, Sweetie Belle shook Deadpool.

"Deadpool!" Sweetie Exclaimed "Get up!"

"Can't." Deadpool replied "Music... to metal!"

"Deadpool! The bomb! It's going to explode!"

"Don't worry. Deus Ex-Machina bulls**t will happen."

"Deus what!?" At that moment, Discord appeared.

"Need help here?" Discord asked.

"Yeah," Deadpool replied "Bomb need to go away."

"Bombs away?"

"Yeah... make it something better."

"Hmm... I got it!" Discrod snapped his claw hand! The bomb disappeared, and it was replaced with something else.

"ooh! That'll work!"

"What is it?" Sweetie asked

"Discord: did you see two robots battling earlier?"

"I did," Discord responded "They're on the moon right now."

"Awesome sauce! Wait until the folks read this and have their answer ready on what the f**k it is we're talking about!"

Sweetie Bot landed on the moon roughly, followed by R-Dash 5000 landing on her. R-Dash lifted her right leg up and slammed Sweetie Bot's head in, then kicked it away, sending the robot to crash into a crater on the moon's surface. Sweetie crashed into the moon, but carried a boulder up and threw it quickly, crushing the R-Dash 5000 in the process. She ran to her and carried R-Dash by her 'mane', delivering a head but, then a jab to the chest, followed by smashing her head into the boulder. R-Dash threw her head back, causing Sweetie Bot to let go, turned around, and did a double kick, sending Sweetie to fly away a bit, landing roughly on the floor. Both got up and marched at each other again, charging their lasers, this time, with no holds whatsoever. They both fired a huge beam (one from R-Dash 5000's Visor and another from Sweetie Bot's Death laser). But their eyes cracked, making more lasers fire out, one appearing out of 5000's left side while one from Sweetie Bot's right eye, and another, Vice versa. the amount of energy fired cause a huge rip of red & green, making everypony below watch in awe as the moon glowed a bright red & green that seemed to dwarf the sun's glow! Both robots screamed in pain, as their sensors went all over the place, making both release loud blaring noises that, again, everypony below could now not only see, but hear what's happening! R-Dash, being faster, deactivated her blaster and began to fly towards Sweetie Bot, taking all the damage the other robot was delivering to her! She tackled Sweetie Bot, making the robot scream in pain & anger at the same time, still firing her lasers at her! R-Dash Took Sweetie's head and bashed it in, until the face came off, revealing the circuits! R-Dash's hooves went in, knowing she could have her cybernetics blown off, but just to save her lover Rainbow Dash, this will be worth her own life away! She then reached for the power button and pressed a button! The lasers from Sweetie Bot stopped, and Sweetie began to twitch uncontrollably, screaming in win, as she watched her own life flash away! In a few moments, Sweetie Stopped and fell to the floor, powering down. The battle was over between these two robotic titans. Though R-Dash's face was cracked, and her hooves & chest showed all their cybernetics, Equestria was saved.

"Swag." R-Dash 5000 spoke. Sweetie Bot began to glow green once again, followed by rebooting sounds.

"Reactivating." Sweetie Bot spoke "Status: Energy at 17%, Memories: Deleted, Current objective: None." She turned to R-Dash 5000, who only stood there, turning her head to the side. "Excuse me. But... are you... a machine."

"Yes, and so are you."

"I am?"

"Yeah. Name's R-Dash 5000."

"R-Dash 5000? What is my name?"

"...Sweetie Bot."

"Sweetie Bot?"

"You look like a pony named 'Sweetie Belle' in the country called 'Equestira', more detailed, in a town called 'ponyville'."

"Where... are we?"

"The moon."

"How did we end up here?"

"We fought."

"Fought!?"

"You wanted to destroy all life because you wouldn't accept being a machine. I stopped you to the best of my abilities, rebooted your program, as a way to let you earn a new life."

"What... happened in my old life?"

"I have no idea."

"I... see. No memories of old past, so... I create a new life?"

"Looks like it."

"...How are we going to get out of here?"

"I'm outta fuel, so flying won't help."

"But I can!" Deadpool announced from some loudspeaker. The two robots looked and saw Deadpool inside a rocket ship! "Wassup guys! Sweetie Bot, still want to kill all ponies!?"

"What!?" Sweetie Bot replied "No! Critical Error! Don't want to exterminate life forms! Now... I want to to help. I... have a new purpose in life. Who are you?"

"I'm Deadpool! And right next to me is Sweetie Belle."

"...Sweetie Belle?" Sweetie Bot walked inside the rocket ship, but stopped as she saw Sweetie Belle, standing and staring at her. They both curiously walked to each other and turned their heads to each other.

"Is that what you look like without my face?" Sweetie Belle asked

"My face!? But... am I not designed to look like you?"

"You may need a mirror for that."

"A mirror? What ever do you-" She stopped as she looked at her reflection. The wirings were shown, the synthetic eyes with cameras inside the pupils, and the metal all over. "I... I really am a robot!"

"An android!" Deadpool corrected. He pulled out an extra Sweetie Belle face and handed it to Sweetie Bot. "Here! Wear this so ponies won't be afraid of you." Sweetie Bot stared at the spare face, then turned to Sweetie Belle.

"You... don't mind?"

"As long as you're not trying to kill anypony else," Sweetie replied "We're good." Sweetie Bot smiled, then placed the face over her wiring. After some adjustments to make the face follow her programming, Sweetie Bot was fixed once again!

"Let's see what this ship has!" Deadpool spoke, pulling out a C.D. He placed the C.D. in and pressed 'play'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlWCPVgYJZE

"OH S**T!" Deadpool yelled "THIS MY JAM!!!"

"Is he like that?" Sweetie Bot asked

"He is." Sweetie Belle replied

"At least we're going back home!" R-Dash 5000 spoke "Hope Rainbow Dash will love hearing this." The ship was activated, and they began to fly back to Equestria.

"Almost forgot!" Deadpool spoke. He grabbed Sweetie Bot "Selfie!"

"...Selfie?" Bot asked

"Yo! Make room!" R-Dash 5000 added, getting into the picture frame! Deadpool took a picture with both robots.

"I kinda wish I took a selfie last chapter." Deadpool spoke. Red Blaring came around the rocket ship. "And... we're crashing."

Author's Notes:

That... was... AWESOME!!!
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/237/7/5/sweetiebot_vs_r_dash_5000_by_invaderjoe1-d5ceo5w.png

Who should Deadpool meet next!?

Not Dead!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtlHz9PZS-8

The Aquabats battle tram moved around the city, heading to what is their next concert in what is to be their ultimate performance! As usual, Jimmy drove them around, as Commander told everyone what they'll be doing.

"Alright guys," Commander spoke "This is how phoenix is going to work: it's hot, so we need to be cool."

"How are we exactly going to be cool if we're awesome?" Crash asked

"I think he means we're going to have make the place cool." Rickey replied.

"Exactly!" Commander spoke "In case if you haven't noticed, we're in Arizona, the hottest place around. Just the feel of this area matches to a native indian rub during-"

Loud blaring interrupted the commander.

"What's wrong!?" Eaglebones asked

"It seems there's been a large surge of electricity!" Jimmy exclaimed

"Like what!?" Commander asked "You need new batteries?"

"No commander, it's a portal!"

"Where!?"

"Here right about... now!" Right on time, a green portal opened up, sucking the battle tram in! They fell into the unknown, not sure what to expect, but this'll be another crazy adventure that, when done right, will become another song for hundreds to hear. They all felt a large tingling inside them as they fell, with the swirling ending as they drifted into space! All the power in the battle tram turned off, leaving them all in darkness.

"...Commander?" Crash asked

"Yeah?" Commander replied

"I can't feel my hands."

"Strange," Eaglebones replied "I feel fine."

"Anyone notice a poofy feeling around their butts?" Ricky asked "Or a weird feeling on their back?"

"Now that you mention it," Jimmy added "Does anyone have a weird feeling on their skulls?"

Right on time, the power came back on! They all sat, then turned to each other, followed by screaming, as they all (With the exception of Eaglebones) have turned into ponies! Both Commander and Ricky have turned into Earth Ponies (Commander being more yellow while Crash was white with a slight shade of pink), Ricky Fitness was now a light orange Pegasus, Jimmy was a light blue unicorn, and Eaglebones, though not a pony, was a griffon!

"Jimmy!" Commander yelled "What's happened to us!?"

"It seems we've change anatomically and physiologically turned into different creatures from mythology. But, I remember this design of all of us."

"And that is?" Ricky asked

"This is the world of 'My Little Pony: Fridnship is Magic'."

"MY LITTLE PONY!?!?!?" The rest yelled

"And a rocket ship is heading towards us."

"WHAT!?!?!?" Their battle tram was tackled by a crashing rocket ship, landing back into Equestria's atmosphere. They could only watch what was figured to be a man in all red spandex with white eyes, with a rainbow dash looking robot, Sweetie Belle, and a Sweetie Belle looking robot all dancing to a famous gif.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vf9vUAVQeI

Both vehicles crashed into the forest, leaving behind a trail of destruction, but, very luckily, no injury was around. The Aquabats stumbled out of their battle tram, trying to get use to 4 legs, and the others from their rocket ship came out as well. Both sides stared at each other, not even sure what to think for each other.

"We better get out of here." The robot Sweetie Belle spoke with an obvious robot voice.

"Follow me," the Rainbow Dash robot spoke "I can find Ponyville faster than you." The two robots and Sweetie Belle ran away, disappearing into a few trees.

"Hold on a minute," the human spoke "Are you... THE AQUABATS!?!?!?"

"We are!" Commander spoke with pride "And you may you be, fair fan?"

"The name be Deadpool! After waiting for the narrator to work on a new chapter with me, he brings you guys in!? I'm not sure if I should be happy or angry with him."

"Narrator?" Ricky asked "Who's this narrator?"

"Just some loser who works at Walmart."

"A loser?" Crash asked "But... what does he do?"

"Here, he controls nearly everything. Dialogue, jokes, actions, you name it, and it's his doing!"

"So... we're under his control?" Eaglebones asked

"Eeyup!"

"... Where did that face come from?" Jimmy asked

"That's the narrator."

"Is there any way to beat him?" Commander asked

"I have no clue!"

"Dang it!"

"But my question for you is simply this: are you really good at music?"

"... What do you-"

"TACO SQUAD! ASSEMBLE!!!" In a puff of smoke, a super tall dragon looking thing, a light blue earth pony, Pinkie Pie, and a pink fluff thing appeared right behind Deadpool.

"Another band!?"

"Oh yes! Let's see how good you guys are."

"Challenging my crew against yours!?"

"Sorta."

"Well then... Aquabats! Let's rock!!!" The Aquabats all cheered, pulling out their instruments

"Let's rock this joint!!!" Deadpool's bandmates also cheered, pulling out instruments in thin air!

"Alright, Deadpool. on 'Go'. 3...2... 1... GO!"

Crash and the snake-dragon stood, staring at each other with their bass.

"Who do you think you are!?" Crash asked

"Easy. The name's Discord, master of chaos!"

"Oh yeah! Try this!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gkETBPx49I

"So... Pinkie?" Ricky asked

"That's me!" Pinkie spoke

"You think you're ready for my music?"

"Absolutely!!!"

"Well then, I'll go easy on you."

(Starts at 1:56)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uBOtQOO70Y

"You think you can sing better than me!?" Commander asked

"Of course I can! I'm Sonata!" The other pony replied

"Sure then. I'll only believe it if you're a siren!"

"But... I am a siren."

"... what!?" Sonata began.

(Starts at 0:54)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvRypx1lbR4

Jimmy and the fluff ball stared at each other.

"Do you play anything?" Jimmy asked. The fluff ball stared at him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC4Vk6kisY

Deadpool and Eaglebones stared at each other.

"Lucky for you," Eaglebones spoke "You're nothing like my brother Eagleclaws!"

"Oh, I'm better!" Deadpool mocked

"How so?"

"I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS FANFIC!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYW177hXFE8

The two sides, despite some winning & others losing, were really good! Deadpool took a selfie with the Aquabats, forever holding a memory together. Then, in a few moments, they traveled to Ponyville, where both sides performed a song together and, Deadpool did his best Strong Bad voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdZkIBqiKzY

Author's Notes:

APRIL FOOLS

TREZUH!!! Pony #84: Daring Do/ A.K. Yearling

"HELP!!!" A mare's voice yelled. Deadpool turned around and heard the voice.

"I gotta go!" Deadpool spoke to the M.C. Bat Commander "There's a certain lady that will need a certain pooling!" He teleported away heading to mare.

"Should we go to help?" Eaglebones asked

"Nah," Pinkie replied "he's able to do things on his own even without our help!"

"Another song then?" Jimmy asked

"Ooh! Let's do it!" Sonata exclaimed "1, 2, 3, 4~"

Due to Sonata's poor music choice, the link will only be available, but no video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Deadpool teleported in front what was a cave shaped as a Dragon's head & skull.

"This would look cool as a villain hideout," Deadpool commented "But I already went to a hideout earlier. If you don't know folks, check that chapter out folks, it's a bit back, right after the Power Ponies chapter."

"HELP!!!" The mare's voice yelled again inside.

"Don't worry miss! I'ma coming! And notice, no U in there, folks!"

"Now just wait a second!" a voice spoke. Deadpool turned around and was greeted with a light gold coat and a mane & tail that was shades black, gray, and dark gray.

Oh... My... God! AN O.C. THAT CLAIMS TO BE RELATED TO RAINBOW DASH!!!

You dumb***!!! That's Daring Do!!!

"I must be dreaming!" Deadpool spoke. He pulled a gun out of nowhere and pulled the trigger, blasting his brains everywhere! His limp body fell to the floor, and Daring just stood there, wide eyed but blank with expressions.

"...huh... the cave of insanity claims another victim." She commented.

"Cave of Insanity? HA!!!" Daring Do jumped, seeing Deadpool's body get up and his head healing quickly.

"... GREAT! Now I'm going crazy! Move aside hallucination, I've got some treasure to get!"

"Oh I ain't any Hallucinatigation! Name's Deadpool, the one famous for Killing Tirek all thanks to an epic decapitation that should land on a Watchmojo list in... NEXT YEAR!?"

"...Uh huh. Listen... 'Deadpool', if that's what you really are, I've got some treasure inside this cave that will not only help me regain my sanity, but is extremely precious and may help me defeat Alizoda in his next scheme. Goodbye, crazy image!" She flared her wings and flew into the cave.

"Well... we know what to do."

Get the b***h?

Get the treasure and hopefully cure our sanity?

"Yeas and... yes with a bit of no. We're going to have to prove that she's a sexy mother f***ing squirrel.

... WHAT!?!?!?

Oh! I get it! 'Treasure'! Deadpool teleported inside, as Bruno Mar's 'Treasure began to play, as Deadpool activated every trap that could kill anyone, but he dodged it easily. (Ex: Doing the splits from some blow darts, doing a backflip from a fire spewing floor, carrying Daring Do as they escape from a runaway boulder, and, to top it all off, doing a powerslide to avoid being crushed from the roof in a room that would seal them inside to their doom)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OoDaW2Yt-s

"♫Give me your, give me your, give me your attention, baby! I gotta tell you a little something about yourself. You're wonderful, flawless, ooh, you're a sexy lady. But you walk around here like you wanna be someone else♫"

"♫Oh whoa-oh-oh!" The skeletons of the dead ponies sang along.

"♫I know that you don't know it, but you're fine, so fine.♫"

"♫Fine, so fine. Oh whoa-oh-oh!♫"

"♫Oh girl, I'm gonna show you when you're mine, oh mine♫"

"♫mine, oh mine♫"

"♫Treasure! That is what you are! Honey, you're my golden star! You know you can make my wish come true, If you let me treasure you... If you let me treasure you!♫"

"♫Whoa-oh-oh-h-h-h!♫

"♫Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl, you should be smiling! A girl like you should never look so blue. You're everything I see in my dreams. I wouldn't say that to you if it wasn't true!♫"

"♫Oh whoa-oh-oh!♫"

"♫I know that you don't know it, but you're fine, so fine.♫"

"♫fine, so fine. Oh whoa-oh-oh!"♫

"♫Oh girl, I'm gonna show you when you're mine, oh mine♫"

"♫mine, oh mine♫"

"♫Treasure! That is what you are! Honey, you're my golden star! You know you can make my wish come true, If you let me treasure you... If you let me treasure you!♫"

"♫Whoa-oh-oh-h-h-h!♫

"♫You are my treasure, you are my treasure!You are my treasure, yeah, you, you, you, you are.You are my treasure, you are my treasure You are my treasure, yeah, you, you, you, you are! Treasure! That is what you are! Honey, you're my golden star! You know you can make my wish come true, If you let me treasure you... If you let me treasure you!♫"

"♫Whoa-oh-oh-h-h-h!♫

Daring Do Blushed at what happened, as they entered a room with what was the treasure! Right in the middle was-

"TAQUITOS!?!?!?" She yelled "Ponies risked their lives just to get some stupid taquitos!?!?!?" Deadpool walked to the taquitos.

Strange. They're not rotten at all.

How would you know that?

Look at the skeletons outside. You really think someone brings in a new plate everyday?

"Enough!" Deadpool yelled. "Let's eat this thing!"

"NO! WAIT!"

Deadpool took a bite out of the Taquito. Immediately, he saw this:

But the differences is it's Equestria, and Soverign is a famous spaceship from a certain character in Marvel you may remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWR3x3ctboY

Deadpool shook out of his faze.

"What did you see?" Daring Do asked

"A Mass Effect parody!" he replied. The area began to shake, causing a hole to appear in the ceiling above.

"Quickly! Jump onto my back!" Deadpool jumped onto her back and she flew away! They both flew high into the air until... well... unless you saw 'Mr. Peabody and Sherman', then you won't understand this.

"REALLY!?!?!? They made that!? I understand every culture needs a chance to **** off to, but here!?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F-2k_23yaA

"I agree. this is weird, even to olden standards. Hold on... you're not a hallucination!?"

"Nope!"

"So... you really are Deadpool!?"

"Yep!"

"Oh... sweet... Celestia! I am so sorry! I really thought you were, well-"

"It's alright. Many ponies do!"

"Oh good. Name's-"

"A.K. Yearling, or, most famously, Daring Do!"

"... First Rainbow dash & her friends, and now, you, is everypony starting to know my secret!?!?!?"

"Considering you publish all your adventures for everyone to read, yeah, your fans will start realizing their author is also the famous adventurer, even when in disguise." Daring Do sat there blank faced, realizing that, publishing her own adventures is quite stupid.

"Well... what do I do then?"

"... I have no f***ing clue! But I will say this: Selfie!"

"Selfie?" Deadpool took his phone out and took a picture with the adventurous mare.

"At least this is much better than 'Indiana Jones: Kingdom the Crystal skull'."

The Alien signs were all there!!!

F**k yo aliens! The theory around it is much more believable than the rest of that piece of s**t movie!

"Indiana Jones?" Daring Do asked. Deadpool picked up Daring Do, dressed as the famous character played by Harrison Ford.

"Let's do this!" Deadpool ran from their wreckage, as a bunch of natives came out and threw spears at them! He continued running until, out of nowhere, a plane was in the middle of a lake! The two jumped in as Deadpool flew the plane out of their area, taking a few spears to his plane and himself. In a few moments, they were in the sky. Daring Do looked down and saw what was a python in her seat.

"IS THAT A SNAKE!?!?!?" She asked in fear

"Jah!" Deadpool replied "That's my pet Reggie!"

"I hate snakes! I hate them!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzLZJaAm2hw

Author's Notes:

Who should Deadpool meet next?
See you guys after the Season 5 Premiere. Hit it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY

Pimp ma Crib! Pony # 85: Filthy Rich.

Daring Do flared her wings and flew away, leaving Deadpool and Reggie behind.

"Wait!" Deadpool yelled "You my Treasuh! Remember?" Loud blaring was heard in the plane.

WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!?

We don't have fuel! We're going down!

"Where's the parachute!?" Deadpool hastily looked in his cockpit, but looked up, seeing Reggie had a parachute on him. Before anything could be said, Reggie jumped off and fell down a bit, but his parachute came, letting the snake fall safely. "YOU B*****D!!!" He looked down and pulled out a raft.

A RAFT!?

We're not sinking! WE'RE CRASHING!!!

Deadpool jumped out of the plane, activating the raft for him to fall a bit safely down, as the plane crashed into the side of a mountain! He held onto the raft, as gravity took over, sending the raft down a steep hill, passing the snow, rocks, and forest, all the way into a lake, where he was gently drifted away, heading towards who knows where.

"Oh well! Time to make the best out of it." He pulled out his phone and scrolled the internet, and began to read 'Deadpool in Equestria'. Wait... WHAT!?!?!? HOW ARE YOU-?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg1BxdcD81E

Alright... after that... nonsense. Deadpool found himself back near Ponyville, seeing the house of a particular brat.

"Oh yeah! I wonder how much Bronies will pay me to make short work of Diamond Tiara? Hm... Nah! KICK THE BRAT!!!" He teleported right into the backyard, where Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were busy tanning themselves with butlers & maids fanning them while serving lemonade. Diamond looked up and saw Deadpool in a ball position, heading into her pool.

"What the-!?" Diamond yelled

"CANONBALL!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rymKmdYmsv0

Sorry, but. no. The pool was emptied of all it's water, and Diamond Tiara, Silver spoon, the butlers & maids, the house & all it's surroundings were now just soaking with water.

"Was that... Deadpool?" Silver Spoon asked

"Who else but Deadpool!" Diamond snapped. She stood up from her chair and walked to edge of her now empty pool, seeing Deadpool flop around like fish while making gasping noise.

"Water!" Deadpool yelled, still acting like a fish "I need water!"

"Get out of my pool!"

"Please... Water!!!"

"I said GET OUT!!!"

"Water!!!"

"OUT!!!"

"WATER!!!"

"DO I HAVE TO-"

"Hold it right there, Diamond!" a western sounding male voice spoke. Deadpool stopped flopping and looked up: also standing near the edge was a middle aged looking light brown earth pony with a black & grey mane, who wore a red tie, a white & blue collar, and on said tie was a dollar sign, matching his cutie mark of three identifiable bags with money labels on them.

"But dad! Don't you see what he's doing!?"

"Yes Diamond, I do. But I forgive him; losing you would be much more painful rather than losing the pool, and I'm thankful that he saved you and your friend before anything bad can happen."

He actually cares about her!?

Pfft! White people!

Deadpool yelled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N7uoFNNrBU

Diamond and her father looked down at Deadpool.

"Pardon my daughter, good sir," Diamond's father spoke, being patient as patient can be. "but I've never had the chance to meet you face to face before. As you've heard, I am thankful my daughter is safe, and I would like to repay you. The name's-" Deadpool teleported right in front of him

"Filthy Mother f***ing Rich!!!" Deadpool interrupted. Filthy's pupils shrunk at that comment. He cleared his throat and adjusted his tie.

"I'm not sure about that middle, but yes, that's my name. And please, I prefer 'Rich'." He extended his hoof in a gentleman way. Deadpool accepted it and shook his hoof.

"Name's Deadpool, in case your... sweet angel... forgot to tell you about me."

Hopefully, he'll forget her soon!

That's... kinda dark.

"No need for her to tell me," Filthy responded "I've heard a bunch of things about you and all you've done. I thank you for saving my sweet daughter, and I wish to repay you for adding some more excitement in our lives with saving our flanks multiple times. Let me get it ready for you, in the mean time, DIAMOND!!!"

"Yes Daddy?" Diamond asked

"Take Mr.Deadpool inside and wait with him. If he requests something, please, serve him."

"But Daddy-!"

"Don't 'But Daddy' Me! Silver Spoon can help you out if you want, right Silver!?"

"Yes Mr. Rich!" Silver replied, getting off her chair.

"Alright. All of you have fun while I make sure his gift is ready." Filthy left them, heading towards where Deadpool's gift was at. Deadpool smiled evilly under his mask.

Are we going to football kick them!?

I'm thinking something more torturous.

"Ugh... come on." Diamond spoke. The three walked inside Diamond's home: it really was a complete mansion! A painting of who must've been the first of the riches hung over a fireplace, a kitchen with the most healthiest of foods were in there, a whole T.V. set that looked similar to Squidward's T.V. in that 'imagination' episode, and, a fresh, white couch was in the middle.

2:27-5:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHZL7RdQsaw

Filthy Rich entered the room, stopping as Deadpool crawled over to his feet.

"Ma legs!!!" Deadpool yelled "Now I can't do my bada** things anymore!"

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!?" Filthy Rich yelled

"He grinded his dirty feet on our couch!!!" Diamond yelled

"And that gave you both the right to break his legs!?"

"...It was mostly her." Silver Spoon pointed.

"SILVER!!!" Diamond yelled

"Hey! I would be fine just pushing him off, but breaking his legs, that's too far, even for you."

"Ya'll... evil... mother f***ers!" Deadpool yelled doing his best Rick James voice "F**k yo couch!"

"Hey!" Diamond yelled "You have that healing thing of yours! USE IT!!!"

"Is that true?" Filthy asked.

"... Fine." Deadpool broke his legs back into place, then got up and walked around again. "Ya happy!?"

"... strange. Well come along, I gotta show you my gift to you!"

"But what about the couch!?" Diamond whined

"We're getting a new couch, Diamond. We never sat on that thing for over 6 months!"

"...You really did need a new couch!" Silver Spoon commented.

The two approached what looked like a regular house, just a few blocks north from Ponyville.

"Well?" Filthy asked "How do you feel!?"

"...What is it?" Deadpool asked

"It's your new home! Hearing how you've been sleeping with everyone as a stranger, I figured it's time you got yourself a new home right near our little town! It's got all you need: kitchen, bathroom, washroom, personal bedroom, living room, dining room, and closets. How do you feel about it?"

"...Let's check and see!" Deadpool opened the door and saw, though empty, it was like any other house in Ponyville. He fell to the floor and rubbed himself all over the carpet. "Oh yeah! The new house smell! So... good!"

"Do you need a tour of the place?"

"Nah... I'm good."

"Well... if there's anything you need, I'm here!"

"Yeah... that sounds good... wait... I do have one thing."

"And that is?" Deadpool lazily took out his cellphone.

"A Selfie to remember this."

"... Oh! Those pictures with everypony around here! Sure." Filthy walked over to Deadpool, but stood there awkwardly for a few moments. "Is it alright if you get up?"

"Sorry... too good of a smell to pass up. Lie down with me."

"Um... that wouldn't be too... professional of me... Deadpool."

"Oh come one... it's alright! Nopony's going to find out."

"Um... if you say so." Filthy fell to the floor and adjusted himself to his back. He, being grown and professional about his life, felt this was weird, but he had to agree with Deadpool, the new carpet smell was great.

"Say 'Business'."

"...Business." The picture was taken. Filthy rolled himself back up to his feet. "Well... so long Mr. Deadpool. I'm sure you have bits to get some nice stuff here."

"Oh I don't need bits."

"... If you say so." He walked away from Deadpool's home. Deadpool lazily got up.

"Alright house... prepared to be Pool-ified!"

"With my help!?" Discord asked, appearing next to him in a puff of smoke

"Oh yes! You got that picture!?"

"Sure did! Great blackmail to use on him if he decides to take back this new home of yours!"

"Home!? Nah bro, this is my crib! Just wait until tonight! You gave the invitation papers out?"

"The rest are already on that."

"Good! Let's pimp this place up! HIT IT!!!" The two got to work, making the place look even more epic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUXJtpsWUQI

Author's Notes:

Most of you thought this at first, I can tell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

Who should Deadpool meet next at the party that night?

Read my blogs! Pony # 86: Starlight Glimmer.

Author's Notes:

To understand what Deadpool is saying, read his review here! http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/465971/deadpool-reviews-the-mlp-season-5-premiere-the-cuite-map-2-parter
Who should Deadpool meet next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8dMluK-7E4

It was late at night, and Deadpool's house was finished with ponies inside partying to the loud music. Despite looking like a regular house, with the help of Discord and the taco squad, the house was much bigger inside, nearly mansion size. Most of the ponies he took a Selfie with were inside, partying and making small talk with each other, while everyone's favorite merc was busy doing his super crazy dance moves, ranging from the worm, to the robot, the E.T., the d**k slang, the daggering (on Flash Sentry, who was trying to ask Twilight for a dance) and the Surra de Bunda (on Blue blood, but requested by Rarity, who was annoying her for a dance & to go for someplace... fancier). The place was going so well, until the door was knocked again.

"I'll go check that out!" Pinkie announced

"Go ahead!" Deadpool yelled, still doing the daggering on Flash Sentry AND the Surra de Bunda on Blueblood at the same time.

"This just feels wrong." Flash commented to himself, blushing heavily.

"I'm *HHMF!* being *HHMF!* Violated!!! *HHMF!*" Blue blood whined.

Pinkie opened the door and screamed loudly. Everyone stopped partying and turned to the front door. Pinkie's cutie mark of balloons were now gone, but instead, a black equal mark, and the mare herself was now shades darker.

"Starlight's here." Pinkie spoke before falling to the floor. Walking over her, holding a jar that now had Pinkie cutie mark, was-

"REUSES ARIA BLAZE!!!" Deadpool yelled

"She does look like Aria!" Sonata added "Hay Aria! Is Adagio with you!?"

"What!? NO! I'm Starlight Glimmer!!!" She yelled

"... Good name Aria! Really good, especially how you're hiding your cutiemark!!!"

"I am Starlight Glimmer! I'm no 'Aria Blaze'!"

"Oh yeah!? Proof!" Starlight's horn glowed and, in a few moments, Sonata's cutie mark came right off and entered the same jar that help Pinkie's. Her coat turned dark, and an equal cutie mark appeared. Sonata fell to the floor, now weakened. "I guess that's good enough."

"That's right! All of you! Surrender to me now and live in perfect harmony! Your talents will be taken away, and you'll be just as good as the pony standing next to you! Soon, you'll see how great it is to live as a unified country where everyone's an equal to each other!!!" Silence fell among them.

"You're seriously attacking all of us now?" Twilight asked

"TWILIGHT!!! I knew you were here! Now I shall have my revenge and-"

"Trixie thinks not!" The crowd gasped as, right behind Starlight, was the mare herself with Sethisto "Trixie was Twilight's rival before you came along, and Trixie is keeping that title to herself! You can learn from Trixie's mistake on getting revenge and move on with you life! Trixie already has, right, Sethisto?"

"I love you Trixie!" Sethisto yelled with derp eyes.

"Ha! That's because you failed, weakling!" Starlight's horn glowed and a bolt was fired at the showmare. In slow-motion, Sethisto pushed Trixie out of the way, taking all the damage as his cutie mark was removed. He fell to the floor, weak now. Trixie ran to Sethisto's side and carried his upper body & head with her hooves.

"Sethisto!" She screamed. Sethisto coughed and looked to her.

"Did... I do good?" he asked

"You did! You did more than good!"

"...Good."

"Enough of this!" Sunset Shimmer yelled, walking to her Starlight's face "Just what gives you the right to turn everyone into a zombie and fight for you!"

"Isn't it simple?" Starlight returned "Everypony with a different talent looks down at others who don't share the same talent as well. I am what brings everyone together to live in perfect harmony! It is my destiny to make everyone equal, with the added bonus of me being, not only it's princess, but a queen as well!"

"You really think like that!? Then you are going to fail!"

"Says who!?"

"Says History! I've learned that first hand... or... hoof, by my new friend, Twilight Sparkle, and, thanks to Deadpool, I am now back in Equestria, ready to defend everyone I know & love from the likes of you!"

"Is that so!? Well then... you'll soon love becoming equal, whether you like it or not!"

Everyone turned and saw Deadpool broke all the jars with a single hammer in his hands.

"Seriosuly?" Deadpool asked "I can understand holding the Mane 6's cutie marks in jars and escaping with them, but with multiple jars!? You've got to be the stupidest villain this show has, up there with King Sombra! ... No offense."

"None taken." Sombra spoke in the crowd. Deadpool teleported right in front of Starlight Glimmer, took the jar away from her, and broke it with a super small hammer, breaking the jar, making all the cutie marks go back to their original owners.

"Oh look at that! It's like the ending of that super s***ty Scooby Doo movie!"

"What the-!?" Starlight yelled "How'd you- I thought this would work!"

"From the words of Party Favor... one you must've used on yourself... "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lLmIhVQORo

"... How did that happen?"

"MrAquino. Anyways, your plan sucked a lot, and please, tell us... how did you get YOUR cutie mark?" Starlight stared into space. Just by the way she stared, Someone on the interent found a fanmade picture of this, put on the captions 'horrible memories intensifies', and made the screen shake, showing how intense it is. But... for now, we'll just play this as she stares into space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQnN_uDunTA

Deadpool quickly took a Selfie with the deep space staring unicorn, mocking Party favor's overused "But I didn't listen!" face. She still didn't move at all. She was as stiff as a rock. Deadpool quickly threw her out of a window, falling face first into a trash can, but still, she didn't budge at all. Everyone stared at Deadpool.

"...♫This is how we do it!!!♫" Deadpool yelled. Vinyl quickly went to the DJ Booth and played a famous song made my Montell Jordan and used for the final dance scene in Saints Row 4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIk-0PyrMl0

A celebrtiy we all hate. Pony # 87: Justin Beiber.

A cream coat colored stallion with a brown mane, a mic for a cutie mark, wearing a blue hoodie, all with the looks of a mare, walked around ponyville. He looked around stupidly, only to be hit by a truck! Deadpool, Octavia, Vinyl, and the Taco squad came out of the truck!

"There's that N***a that's killing music!!!" Deadpool yelled "Get him!" Both Vinyl and Octavia, using their instruments, beat the s**t out of the pony!!! The pony laid on the floor, dead from the abuse brought by two ponies.

"Who was he?" Vinyl asked

"Justin Beiber! For far too long, has he escaped. And now... he's dead! He can't hurt the youth anymore!"

"The news have reported that Justin Beiber is gone, and that he may be dead." The news reporter spoke. While the little girls and gay boys cried, every parent (with the exception of a few), did this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Ymw5aQkLs

"I don't think he deserves that death." Discord spoke

"Are you saying he should live!?" Deadpool asked with a crazed, twitching eye.

"Oh no! He should have a fate worse than death!"

"What do you- OH!!! I SEE!!!" Discord snapped his fingers and Justin Beiber was brought back to life.

"What the-!?" The beaver yelled "What's going on!? Did I-" Deadpool grabbed onto the gay horse's jacket and brought his face to face

"We're going to have so much fun with you... man... woman... thing!"

"...I'm a Dude! And are you-"

"Roll the death scenes!!!"

And, just like that, Justin Beiber died multiple deaths, almost like Kenny from South Park, only funnier, since we know who this guy is! Since I'm too lazy to write it all down, here's some top 10 videos that speak of the many ways Deadpool & company kill Justin Beinber!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUuxH0PZLEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2g9zO45iW8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7nHzijyGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjeoRr1zcWM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFHEuro8NfU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFfPnVD6Wjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKim10_xXQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfnd2rWsZe0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTGdhZeynnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-40AMpl0zY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhYagGNRUG8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKJi3lC31ws

Author's Notes:

How would you kill Justin Beiber!?
Who should Deadpool meet next?

Our first Cyborg. Pony # 88: Blackjack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QU-Kf7ZIYI

"WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT!?!?!? Deadpool yelled, getting up from his bed. He was in his room, back in his house, with the corpse of Justin Beiber with in him, holding his stinking, gay, d*****bag corpse. He looked down at his bed and he found out that he- "MOTHER F**KER!!! P***ED MYSELF!!!" He got up from his bed, taking off his pants & underwear as, to keep a teen rating, he immediately put on a fresh pair of underwear. He did what would be a regular morning routine: he mashed his clothes in his laundry room, took a shower while humming & singing 'I'm Waling on Sunshine', putting on fresh clothes, and eating breakfast... LEVI STYLE!!!

As Deadpool enjoyed his Vodka and toast, a familiar groaning was heard, followed by some various thumps. Falling and rooling to his table was Littlepip, who groggily opened her while opening her tired eyes.

"What happened last night?" Littlepip asked

"Good morning Littlepip!" Deadpool spoke "I think you became so drunk & tired, you slept through an entire day."

"...I did? Well... what happened during my whole day of sleeping?"

"Some friends and I killed Justin Beiber!"

"...Justin Beiber? Who is he?" The roof cracked, and the corpse of the Canadian gay man-woman d*****bag fell right on top of the table!

"That's Justin Beiber!" Littlepip's eyes widened

"Shouldn't... you hid it?"

"Oh yeah! Starlight is getting lonely." He picked up the corpse and threw it out the same window, as JB's body landed next to the trashcan where, the 2nd Evil Twilight Sparkle knockoff, still remained a statue with her eyes widened, still remembering what may be considered a dreaded past... or until the show continues!

"Are you going to be like that with everypony that's considered 'evil'?"

"Nah! Just the d*****bags."

"... uh huh." A clang was heard right behind, and the two turned around. Standing where Deadpool sat with his breakfast, was another pony, drinking Deadpool's vodka. The pony looked like a more threatening robot than the R-Dash 5000, as it had wings that looked about as sharp as knives, had many cuts on it that looked like this pony was in combat, a small metal horn, and glowing red eyes that looked similar to Kai Leng in Mass Effect 3. Though it looked metallic, the muzzle was actually a very light grey coat color with a red & black striped mane & tail. They realized that this pony was a cyborg! It finished Deadpool's bottle, letting out a satisfied sigh.

"That hits the spot!" The Cyborg spoke to herself, then turning to Deadpool & littlepip. The two sides stared at each other for a bit, as the cyborg looked back at the bottle. "Was this yours?"

"...Not anymore." Deadpool replied. Littlepip approached to the cyborg.

"Hold on... Littlepip!?

"You... know me?" Littlepip spoke, tilting her head to the side. "Who are you?"

"Are you kidding me!?" Deadpool yelled "I know who this is!"

"You've heard of me?" The cyborg asked

"Hell ya! You're Cable as an Alicorn!"

"Cable!?" The ponies yelled

"Yeah! You're a cyborg, from the future, and look: A tiny horn! I guess it's like your-"

"Don't make fun of my horn!" the cyborg growled

"I'm not making fun of it." Deadpool pinched the cyborg's tiny horn "It's just so cute! Look at it! I believe Asians everywhere will be like-" The cyborg's horn glowed white and a blast came out, blasting a clean hole in Deadpool's skull! Deadpool fell to the floor, making a puddle on the floor!

"Told you not to make fun of it, mother bucker!" Littlepip stared at the Cyborg with her eyes wide open & her pupils as small as they could be.

"I won't make fun of your horn." Littlepip commented

"And you never did, Littlepip."

"How do you know me!? Are you really from my time? I wouldn't be surprised if you heard me from the radio. Unless... ASSASSIN!!!" Littlepip pulled her Little Macintosh out and aimed it at the Cyborg.

"WHOAH! Easy there! Littlepip, how can you not remember me? It's me, Blackjack, remember?" The cyborg walked to her, but Littlepip aimed closer, causing Blackjack to stop in her steps.

"Blackjack? I have no memory of that name at all! Did the overmare send you to kill me!?"

"WHAT!? NO!!! Don't you remember? That adventure we had together? We both wanted to make the wastelands a better place for everyone? Or... what we did that night together?"

"I... don't know what you're talking about!" Littlepip lowered her gun a bit, and Blackjack grabbed Littlepip, as her front hooves turned into hands and she stood look a bipedal.

"Perhaps you'll remember this." Blackjack laid her lips on Littlepip and the two kissed! Littlepip's eyes opened wide and her pupils expanded, as she saw the past that she made herself forget on purpose! The kiss lasted for a few seconds, and Blackjack pulled her head back, and Littlepip gasped at seeing how she had changed!

"Blackjack! W-what happened to you!? You're... a full cyborg Alicorn!"

"Ah... now you remember."

"I do now, but... what happened to you!? You were a unicorn and now.. you're this!"

"I had to get upgraded, Littlepip. Some pony named Lighthooves converted himself and his followers into cyborgs, and I could only defeat them by converting myself into one." Littlepip raised a hoof and touched Blackjack's face. It was cold to the touch, and she looked at Blackjack's body.

"How... does it feel?"

"I really can't feel anything on my skin anymore."

"Not even here?" Littlepip booped Blackjack's muzzle. Blackjack scrunched a bit, then looked back at Littlepip.

"Alright, I feel there."

"Do you... miss your old self?"

"My old self? Kinda... I was fine with these legs & hooves, but now being this... abomination? I really do miss being back as my old self."

"How did you get here?"

"Here? The door was open and I needed a place to sleep in."

"No, I meant... how did you come HERE!?"

"...And where is here?"

"Equestria. More specifically, the past."

"Wait... this is the past!?"

"It is."

"... Mother of Celestia! Do you know what this means!?"

"I already know, Blackjack. We can-"

"I CAN HAVE ALL THE BOOZE IN THE WOLRD!!!"

"...also that. Strange... Deadpool's been silent."

"Deadpool?"

"The human you made a hole in after he touched you horn."

"Him!? Well... yeah he's silent; He's dead!"

"Actually, he can regenerate quickly and replace all organs almost instantly."

"...Really!?"

"Yes. I've seen him do it a couple of times... though they were really shown by his friends. Where is h- OH! There he is!" Blackjack turned around and saw Deadpool with his taco squad.

"...What is he doing?"

"You two are such a lovely couple," Deadpool spoke finally "So we hope you love this song from a famous duo!"

"Can't forget the helmets!" Discord spoke, snapping his claw hand! Pinkie and Discord both now wore the helmets of Daft Punk (Pinkie wearing the Gold while Discord the other). The music began to play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5EofwRzit0

"♫Like the legend of the Phoenix,♫" Sonata sang "♫All ends with beginnings. What keeps the planets spinning, the force from the beginning.♫"

"♫We've... come too far... to give up... who we are,♫" all of the Taco Squad sang along "♫So let's raise the bar, and our cups, to the stars! We're up all night till the sun, I'm up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky. We're up all night till the sun, We're up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky.♫"

"♫The present has no ribbon, Your gift keeps on giving. What is this I'm feeling?If you want to leave, I'm with it.♫"

"♫We've... come too far... to give up... who we are, So let's raise the bar, and our cups, to the stars! We're up all night till the sun, I'm up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky. We're up all night till the sun, We're up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky♫"

Blackjack's eyes went from her harsh red eyes, turning into a cool blue color, and out her mouth, she began to sing as well. Littlepip began to dance with her, both doing a robot dance with each other.

"♫We're up all night to get.♫" Blackjack sang "♫ We're up all night to get... We're up all night to get... We're up all night to get... We're up all night to get... We're up all night (let's get back again) We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get luck. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky.♫"

"♫We've... come too far... to give up... who we are, So let's raise the bar, and our cups, to the stars! We're up all night till the sun, I'm up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky. We're up all night till the sun, We're up all night to get some. We're up all night for good fun. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky♫"

Everything went back to normal.

"...What the hell just happened!?" Blackjack asked, regaining control.

"That's something normal here!" Pinkie exclaimed

"We just have fun!" Deadpool added

"Trust me," Littlepip spoke "it's best to go with it." Blackjack stared at Littlepip.

"I need to cut the drinking." Blackjack simply spoke.

"Not yet!" Deadpool yelled. He teleported next to Blackjack with his cellphone out. "SAY TECHNOLOGIC!!!"

"Technologic!?" Deadpool took the picture. She turned and saw Fluffle Puff clicking on some buttons on a remote, making Blackjack say stuff not under her control! Soon, Discord and Pinkie stood next to each other, still with their helmets, as they both played what may be a Bass or guitar, with Sonata controlling a creepy looking Baby/Chucky/Robot/Doll/Puppet thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozitqabi6UM

"Is she alright?" Littlepip asked.

"I'm pretty sure she's going to hate Daft Punk now." Deadpool replied.

Author's Notes:

Who should Deadpool meet next?
As mentioned with the Littlepip chapter, I know very little about Fallout: Equestria. I read some things about Blackjack and how she knows Littlepip, but other than that, I know next to nothing about their adventures together. In case you don't know what Blackjack looks like, here:

3rd Wheel. Pony # 89, 90, and 91: Cheese Sandwich, Weird Al Yankovik, and AnimatedJames

Blackjack and Litlepip left Deadpool's house. Blackjack was still p***ed at Deadpool's friends making her sing like a robot, but was calmed down as Littlepip walked beside her. Deadpool, on the other hand, heard something familiar.

Is that... Polka?

Oh great! The virgins are here!

"This isn't regular polka!" Deadpool announced "It's... WEIRD AL POLKA!!!" Running like a bat outta hell, Deadpool ran to the town center, where a crowd was gathered around two ponies. Both were male & earth ponies, but one was blue with a simple black mane & his cutie mark was the awesome face with a gun on it's head. The other was yellow-orange with a brown, Pinkie looking mane & tail, wearing a yellow collared shirt and his cutie mark was an accordion.

Who are those two!?

Well... the blue one is Animatedjames.

... I... don't remember him.

He's the guy that made the Sonic vs. MLP videos.

OH!!! What about the other?

I would guess Cheese sandwich, but this one's an accordion, not, well, a cheese sandwich.

Hold on a minute. Are you saying that's-

"Hello everypony!" The Cheese Sandwich pony announced "The name's Alfred Matthew Yankovic, but please, call me Weird Al."

"And I'm just a random guy." Animated James spoke in his disinterested tone.

"And I'm Deadpool!" Deadpool announced, appearing right next to the two wearing Polka gear. Before the two could say anything, Deadpool began to play the music. The following result was a cross between these two songs that are polka parodies of other various songs, as it switched between both Weird Al and Animated James, singing the respectful songs they made themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRJILK3NxSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lfjq9n07rc

Well... he's certainly becoming lazy

Yeah... almost as if he's-

Don't say it.

ILLUMINATI!!!

"That was fun!" Deadpool yelled, jumping into the air like an idiot.

"Deadpool!?" James yelled in surprise. "You're marvel, this is Hasbro, how are you here!?"

"One word: Didney!" James stared into space, but, luckily for him, didn't go into a statue phase as Starlight Glimmer.

"Oh."

"Those were great polka skills!" Weird Al commented

"Stop it!" Deadpool replied, blushing past his mask while waving his right hand like a woman.

"I do wonder though: why aren't YOU a pony like us!?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA

"...Typical." James commented "Are any of the other guys here?"

"Of course there is!" Deadpool spoke "Just look out there!" They both turned and saw Discord running away from KP.

"Get away from me!" Discord yelled

"NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!" KP yelled.

"And over there." Deadpool spoke, pointing to Solrac standing next to Flufflepuff.

"COCKADOODLEDOO!!!" solrac yelled, literally blowing Fluffle Puff away.

"And over there." Sonata ran next to Pewdiepie and Markiplier, as Sibsy chased them with Mando right behind her.

"DUCKY!!!" Sibsy yelled

"That's not a duck!" Mando yelled

"And-" Deadpool paused, seeing BlackGryph0n and Michelle Kreiber standing alone "Wait a minute... where's Pinkie!?"

"Pinkie!?" Weird Al asked excitedly "Last time I saw her, she was with me."

"WHAT!?" Both Deadpool and James asked

"Well... not really me, but Cheese Sandwich."

"Cheese sandwich is here!?" Deadpool yelled, picking the two up by their tails. "WE MUST SEE THE SHIP SAIL!!!"

"The what!?"

"It's a term used on the internet to describe two characters falling in love." James simply spoke. Deadpool ran like a bat outta hell, going to the park! After a few minutes of running, they stopped at a tree and found the two ponies together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBxu1rq_R-0

Aw... young love.

Yeah... let's imagine he's Flash Sentry.

"We're not gonna kill him!" Deadpool yelled to himself. "And I totally doubt he'll try to kill Pinkie when she's turning into... rocks? Hey James! Do you plan on making Maud sing-"

"OH HELL NO!!!" James interrupted "I'm tired of that stupid song!"

"... Your loss!"

"'Ello!" Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich greeted themselves, appearing right behind Deadpool and causing the two other to jump back a bit.

"Hold on," Pinkie spoke "Who's that!?"

"I have no idea!" Cheese replied. He walked to Weird Al and looked at his other face to face. "Are you... my brother!?"

"I wish!" Weird Al replied. "Name's Weird Al!" Weird Al extended his hoof to Cheese

"...Cheese Sandwich." Cheese shook Weird Al's Hoof. The two locked and shooked.

"And no one cares about me." James commented. Pinkie gasped and appeared right behind him.

"OH-MY-GOSH!!!" Pinkie yelled

"Oh please! All but her!"

"Hey James," Deadpool spoke with a low growl "that Mr.Cake cosplayer." James's pupils shrunk and he shivered, then awkwardly smiled as Pinkie approached next to him.

"So... you enjoy polka?" Cheese sandwich asked

"I LOVE Polka!!!" Weird Al replied "You enjoy Cheese Sandwiches!?"

"I LOVE it times ten!!!"

"SELFIE!!!" Deadpool yelled. On instinct, Pinkie grabbed James and threw him in the sky as the Half brother jumped in the air as well as Deadpool took the Selfie with them! James feel to the floor, but got up, wiping himself off. Pinkie approached to him.

"Here," she spoke "let me help you!" She just tapped James on the cheek were a certain Mr.Cake Cosplayer punched, and James fell to the floor instantly, Knocked out!

"And Remember Kids," Deadpool spoke in an announcer's voice "No one wants to be a Squidward!"

Author's Notes:

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!!! One of my personal Man crushes... next to Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downey Junior. I love you avengers!
Check out Animated Jame's Channel
And, like a lot of bronies, I have a haunch that both Pinkie and Cheese will be a couple.
If you don't get Didney, it's Disney, but the real fact was that Disney was going to purchase Hasbro. The more you know!
Oh! And I finally learned the Word thing
Who should Deadpool meet next?

I guess humans are now available. Human #2: Gilgamesh (From "The Mighty Warrior of Epicness")

Pinkie, Cheese Sandwich, and Weird Al took Animatedjames to the hospital, and the Merc traveled around town. Who knows, he may take a Selfie with a pony that he has yet to meet that has been there since Season 1... like Big Mac!

We really do need to make a list on who we need to meet.

F**k that! We go as we please!

Are you sure? We may encounter something... weirder than usual.

Like what?

"AHOY THERE!!!" A voice yelled from above. Deadpool looked up and saw what was another human! He was in what was a red-orange suit of armor with a matching cape, balancing on what was an ornate blade on a staff on a branch of a tree.

"What... the f**k... are you?" Deadpool asked. The other human jumped off with his weapon, placing it on the floor. He stood at least three feet taller than everyone's favorite Mercenary.

"You've never heard of me?" He replied "Oh... shame, cause everypony knows me!"

"...Everypony knows you?"

"Oh yes! They use to know me! Oi! Twilight! Still looking for me!?" The two saw the purple Alicorn, who just stared at the two. Her right eye twitched and she fell to the floor, fainted at the sight of another human here in Equestria.

"I'm not sure if she does remember you."

"Oh please! Celestia should, after all, I broke out a few moments after Discord broke free!" Deadpool stared at the other human for a few moments.

"Who are you, exactly?"

"Why, my other human friend, I am the best warrior of all time! I live for the heart of battle, and I will gladly take on any challenger, no matter how young or old, stupid or smart, experienced or not! I... AM... GILGAMESH!!!" Silence fell between the two, and a tumbleweed passed by. "Great... still with that Tumbleweed!"

"Gilgamesh... why does that sound familiar?"

Probably because it reminds us so much of MrAquino's other story?

NAH!!! Look at his library!

How about both?

"WHAT THE F**K!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled

"Gilgamesh!!!" The other human replied, waving his fingers as if he were psychic. Deadpool pulled out his cellphone and- HEY!!! DON'T LOOK AT THAT STUFF!!!

"Huh... that's interesting." Deadpool commented, reading Gilgamesh's background

"I know!" Gilgamesh replied

"So you battled her and did all that!"

"Hell yeah!"

"Damn!!! Quite impressive... quite impressive."

"But of course, I do have to thank my friends for those adventures!"

"Like Nemesis?"

"You know him!?"

"Know him? N***a! I fought him before!!! He's a little b***h against me!" Gilgamesh got up and snorted through his nose!

"What'd you say he is!?" Deadpool got up and tiptoed to Gilgamesh's face.

"He's... a... little... b***h." The two stared with each other, as fire was in their eyes.

"Who do you think you are? Spider-Man!?"

"No! I'm-" Deadpool's Taco squad came right behind him with explosions happening right behind him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJps_54ci0U

"THAT'S NO FAIR!!!" Gilgamesh yelled "You get an intro song and all I get is a stupid tumbleweed!!!"

"SUCK IT!!!" Deadpool replied, doing a hump around his hands around his nuts! Gilgamesh punched Deadpool straight across his face! The punch was somewhere between Maud's Punch and Tirek's punch, so, either way, it hurts like hell!

"LASER EYE!!!" Gilgamesh fired a pair of lasers from his eyes that burned Deadpool! Not wanting to quit, he fired a larger blast, burning Deadpool to a crisp! Deadpool's body was now very dark and crispy, and it stood there. "OH S**T!!! I killed someone!!!" Gilgamesh turned around and began to run away. He stopped when some cracking was heard, and then turned around, seeing Deadpool get out of the crispy shell of himself, showing a fleshy body that, along with his costume, began to heal itself! "What The-!?"

"MY TURN!!!"

Turn Deathstroke into Deadpool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm2CoxjUjqo

Gilgamesh fell to the floor, feeling a large deal of pain in his chest! He pulled out Deadpool's sword out, as his body began to heal his wounds.

"What the hell!?" Gilgamesh yelled "I thought I killed you!"

"Oh come on," Deadpool replied "You've killed animals before!"

"Only for food! You've killed other things that were once sentient!"

"Alright, 3 Reasons: 1) They're D*****bags that deserved to be killed. 2) I haven't killed most of the d*****bags yet. And 3) The head of Tirek is still alive for some unknown reason, Starlight Glimmer is still a statue, and I'm sure I did a solid for both worlds with those awesome, over the top killings on Justin 'Anti-Christ' Beiber."

"I'll give you the last one!"

"And you heal rapidly too!? Hard hitter and a fast healing? Looks like I got most from this challenge."

"You're... asking for a duel!?!?!?"

"F**K YEAH!!!" Deadpool pulled out another sword and got into a fighting position!

"FINALLY!!! A duel!!! We need some music playing!"

"Agreed! Yo!!! MrAquino!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpS7nCweYZI

The two circled each other.

"Dubstep, eh?"

"Yeah... let's try to make the beat match with our fighting."

"Wanna try no weapons?

"... Sure." They both dropped their weapons and went into a fighting position circling each other. When the words 'Fight!' came in, they both charged at each other! While Gigamesh began to throw his punches, Deadpool dodged them easily, punching him in the gut! Gil grabbed DP's head and began to release a few punches at his face! Deadpool teleported out and, grabbed the back of his head, slamming Gil to the floor!

"RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!" Deadpool Yelled!

"Shoryuken!!!" Gil yelled, delivering the punch from street fighter! DP was thrown into the air a bit, where Gil charged up a punch so powerful, DP was sent through an Injustice stage transition. Not really sure how, but Deadpool crashed into his home where a Cake was in the middle (most likely Pinkie Pie's doing), where the cake broke, revealing a party canon inside! Pinkie unknowingly fires the canon, sending Deadpool away as he was fired to Canterlot!

Something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRZxX5luchQ

Deadpool landed in the streets of Canterlot, and Gilgamesh appeared right in front of him, exiting a portal that he must've made with his weapon!

"Had enough?" He asked

"F**K NO!!!" Deadpool yelled, getting up. "YO! Stage Transition!" A truck with the same chemicals that blinded Daredevil appeared right behind Gilgamesh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LvOQxHObec

Gilgamesh slid across the rooftop, getting up and cracking his bones. Deadpool teleported right behind him!

"Had Enough!?" Deadpool asked, mimicking Gilgamesh's voice

"...That's it!" Gilgamesh yelled "Weapons are now on!"

"Oh boy! Time to test my swords out!" Deadpool pulled out his twin Katanas! Gilgamesh swung his spear around, as he was ready to duke it out!

"Hit it!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4v967TgBI

The two charged at each other with their weapons! Gilgamesh began to use his weapons as if it were a helicopter blade, but Deadpool swung his swords and stopped his opponent's weapon! DP head-butted Gilgamesh, causing him to be stunned. Deadpool began to charge at him, but slid under him, pulling two guns out, and fired at Gilgamesh's... balls. Gilgamesh fell to the floor, holding his lower belt area, wheezing in pain!

"Like any man or weird She-Male thing, the lower area is always the weakness, especially when shot at! Say hello to the world, Fred!!!" In so much pain, Gilgamesh must've followed everything Deadpool said, as he did this with Deadpool as everyone inflicting so much pain on him, though 'Dog' was a certain Minotaur we know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nF9v-CJ1qY

Gilgamesh was punched so hard, not only did he fly, but he went through yet ANOTHER stage transition!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp2iyg5Cpos

Deadpool landed next to Gilgamesh, who was coughing really hard!

"Need a break?" Deadpool asked, offering the warrior some apple juice that had, on it's label, 'Appul Joose'. Gilgamesh looked up to Deadpool with rage in his eyes

"No one... beats... GILGAMESH!!!" he replied

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCTKYbJr4ps

Deadpool slowly, but steadily got up, healing with barely any sign of damage on him.

"...Ow." DP simply said.

"How are you still up!?" Gilgamesh yelled

"Easy... I'm too awesome!"

"Yeah right! Have you encountered some of the things I've gone through!? You're lucky by this point! I just haven't really wanted to kill you, but seriously injure you to the point of not wsalking! Now that you're still up & running like it's nothing, I'm going to have to put you down... permanently!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUKoghz-H8w

"HAMMER TIME!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUx9Abnpwo

"Oh hell naw!!! I know that Shao Kahn Bulls**t!!!" Deadpool got up and the two locked fists with each other. The two growled at each other, until music began to play. They both turned and saw Deadpool's Taco squad playing a famous Daft Punk Song. Sonata repeated the 'You are Face to Face now." The two tapped their foot at the same time and began to dance together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNRbP7U0Iq8

"♫What's going on?♫" They both sang "♫Could this be my understanding? It's not your fault, I was being too demanding. I must admit it's my pride that made me distant, all because I hoped that you'd be someone different. There's not much I know about you, fear will always make you blind. But the answer is in clear view, it's amazing what you'll find face to face!♫" They both danced for a few moments, then continued."♫I turned away because I thought you were the problem! Tried to forget... until I hit the bottom. But when I faced you in my blank confusion, I realized you weren't wrong, it was a mere illusion! It really didn't make sense, just to leave this unresolved. It's not hard to go the distance when you finally get involved face to face!!!♫" More dancing followed by the two, who started to begin to laugh with each other! "♫It really didn't make sense, just to leave this unresolved. It's not hard to go the distance when you finally get involved face to face!!!♫"

The two looked to each other.

"Look," Deadpool spoke "I'm... sorry for making fun of your friend back there."

"No no," Gilgamesh spoke "I'm sorry for attacking first. I broke my code on only waiting for people to challenge me first, never the opposite!"

"Truce?" Deadpool asked, holding his hand out.

"Truce." Gilgamesh reached his hand out and shook it.

Author's Notes:

I apologize if I didn't follow the character very well. A lot's been going on since my parent's became divorce

YO MAMA!!! Pony #92: Brody (From Yo Mama!)

Gilgamesh left back to his world in the Final Fantasy universe, still waiting to be in Kingdom Hearts, but was now an honorary member of the Taco Squad. Deadpool, realizing how he was now in Manehatten, travelled into the city, but stopped as he heard a familiar theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RGjvBrRRek

The theme to 'YO MAMA'!?!?!?

Possibly... or it could be a new song Vinyl made.

"Only one way to find out!" Deadpool spoke to himself. He teleported over to where a stage was present, almost like Trixie's, but there was plenty of Energy drinks, Doritos looking chips, and other stuff that would make a true C.o.Doody fan happy. Right on stage was an earth pony stallion that looked really familiar with Bulk Biceps/ Snowflake, with a tan colored coat, a yellow mane & tail, a pink folded shirt, and a can of a 'Four' energy drink.

"LE'TS GET IT ON!!!" The D*****bag looking pony yelled in a voice WAY TOO familiar to Kronk. from a certain Disney movie. "Do any of you got what it takes to make the best 'Yo mama' joke!?"

AHA!!! IT IS BRODY!!!

But... he's not a brony... is he?

"We got Pewdiepie & Marzia, Markiplier, Dan... do I need to say more? For all we will know, we may get Ghost from Radio Graffiti.

Now we're going to get requests for him!

IT'LL BE LIKE WOLVERINE MINUS THE PAIN AND MORE SWEARING!!!

"Who can go against me!?" Brody yelled

"I WILL!!!" Deadpool yelled from above! Everyone gasped when Deadpool appeared right in front of Brony, wearing the exact attire Brody was wearing.

"Deadpool!?"

"Brody!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHq-v4HJVqE

"This is a battle that will go down in history!!!"

"It will!!! BEGIN!!!"

"Alright... Wade... let's see who goes down first!"

"The pleasure's all yours!"

"Ahem... Yo mama's so FAT: Galactus yelled 'DAMN!!! I CAN'T EAT THAT!!!'"

"Oh yeah! Yo mama's so FAT: Celestia banished Luna to her A**!!!"

"Yo mama's so UGLY,Swamp Thing won Miss Universe thanks to her!!!"

"Yo mama's so STUPID, She makes Snips and Snails smarter!!!"

"Yo mama's so hairy, Sabertooth was jealous!!!"

"Yo mama's so ugly Her Cutie mark has a bag over it!!!"

"Yo mama's so ugly, Mystique lost her disguise when she saw her!!!"

"Yo mama's so ugly, She made Fluttershy cry!!!"

"Yo mama's so Stupid, She thought the wrecking crew was Miley Cirrus's crew in 'Wrecking Ball'!!!"

"Yo mama's so OLD, she witnessed the birth Celestia & Luna!!!"

"Yo mama's so old, Not even the watchers know her age!"

"Yo mama's so fat, Dashie couldn't fly around her in 10 seconds flat!!!"

"Yo mama's so ugly, She made the thing S**t bricks!!!"

"Yo mama's so poor, She sold her cutie mark to the Cutie mark Crusaders!!!"

"Yo mama's so Ugly, She's the reason Daredevil's blind!!!"

"Yo mama's so old, Granny Smith yelled 'DAMN!!!'"

"Yo mama's so Short, Breezies thought she was a bug!!!"

"Yo mama's so stupid, She though Iron Man was a Butler's title!"

"Yo mama's so ugly, Not even G3 Ponies want to be around her!!!"

"Yo mama's so fat, Not even the Hulk can lift her!!!"

"Yo mama's so old, she was with Starswirl when he was in Kindergarten!!!"

"... Yo mama's so ugly, She made you!!!" Deadpool and the crowd gasped! Brody smiled as if to say 'Yeah, I won!'.

"That's it! This battle's been going on for far too long!!! Time for the ultimate one!!!" Deadpool Spoke. He took a deep breath and released a Yo mama joke so powerful, everyone, including Brody, had their mouths wide open in shock!!! Deadpool stared at the crowd for a bit. Deadpool had an awful, evil smile under his mask that'd rival the Grinch's, as he quickly took a Selfie with Brody (giving him the middle finger) and ran away! Brody snapped out of his phase and began to chase after Deadpool! Unfortunately, Deadpool didn't chose the thug life, but the thug life chose him, as he ran away with a famous song with lyrics that NSFW

Author's Notes:

Brody design based off of this video (couldn't find picture)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9miHr0ao1E

Got any Yo Mama jokes for MLP and/or Marvel?
Who should Deadpool meet next?

I'm in love with the- Pony #93 & 94: Coco Pomell and Suri Polomare

Deadpool turned the corner and ran into a nearby store, leaning against the door in case Brody followed him. Luckily, Brody wasn't too smart, and he continued to 'chase' Deadpool.

"Is somepony there?" a familiar voice asked. Some clopping was heard and, from right behind the corner came a earth pony mare with a Light, amberish gray coat and with a Maud looking mane that was a light cyan with a light, opalish gray line in the middle of her mane. Her

Cutie Mark strangely looked similar to a Pimp's hat, something 'A Pimp Named Slickback' would wear. Deadpool stared at her, and the pony stared at him.

Oh S**T!!! Coco... Pomell!

She's... so... ADORABLE!!!

"Can I help you?" Coco asked timidly. Deadpool opened his mouth, but out came gibberish that Mr. Krabs said to Mrs. Puff in SpongeBob Squarepants. Coco stared at him awkwardly. "Are... you alright?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBgqxbQcg8g

Deadpool fell to the floor, his body twitching uncontrollably! Coco screamed a bit and ran into the back!

"Oh no!" She said to herself "Where's that Defib!?" In a few seconds of panicked search, she found her Defibrillator and ran back to where Deadpool supposedly died. She stopped, seeing Deadpool not only standing, but moving as well, as he had on a sideways cap, some baggy pants that hung below his knees, a white undershirt, some gold chains around his neck, and, all around him, Chocolate! Music began to play, and Coco stood, having more questions in her mind rather than answers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Ef1SDD62I

"♫I'm in love with the coco!♫" Deadpool sang, doing whatever dance was considered 'cool' these days "♫ I'm in love with the coco! I got it for the low, low! I'm in love with the coco! I'm in love with the coco! I'm in love with the coco! I got it for the low, low! I'm in love with the coco! Hit my plug, that's my c***o! Cause he got it for the low, low. If you snitchin' I go loco! Hit you with that treinta ocho! N****s thinkin' that I'm solo! Fifty deep, they like, 'oh, no!'. Heard the feds takin' photos; I know nothin', f**k the popo!!!♫" Deadpool pulled out some Baking Soda outta nowhere. "♫Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda!!!♫"

"... Baking Soda?" Coco commented, really unsure on what he's doing.

"♫Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda!!!♫"

"What are you trying to achieve?"

"♫Whip it through the glass, n***a! I'm blowin' money fast, n***a!!! I'm in love with the coco! I'm in love with the coco! I got it for the low, low! I'm in love with the coco! I'm in love with the coco! I'm in love with the coco! I got it for the low, low! I'm in love with the coco! Thirty six, that's a kilo! Need a brick, miss my free throw! I'm in love, just like Ne-Yo! Bustin' shots, now he Neo! Free my homies, f**k the C.O!!! F**k the judge, f**k my P.O! all this coke, like I'm Nino! Water whip, like I'm Nemo!!! Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda!!!♫"

"What does Baking Soda have to do with chocolate!?"

"♫Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda!!!♫"

"MAKE SENSE!!!"

"♫Whip it through the glass, n***a! I'm blowin' money fast, n***a!!! I'm in love with the coco! I'm in love with the coco! I got it for the low, low! I'm in love with the coco! I'm in love with the coco! I'm in love with the coco! I got it for the low, low! I'm in love with the coco!♫"

The two sides stopped and stared at each other.

"What was that about?"

"My love for you, Coco Pomell!!!"

"You... know me!?"

"Yes Ma'am!" He teleported to her, carrying the pony in his arms "Name's Deadpool!"

"DEADPOOL!?!?!?"

"Eeyup! BELLY RUBS!!!"

"Belly WHAT!?" Deadpool used his left arm and began to give a belly rub to Coco. Coco's expression went from pure fear to relaxation, as Deadpool himself chuckled, watching Coco's left hind leg adorably kick.

"COCO!!!" A voice yelled. Deadpool stopped and Coco had a shock of fear in her face! Out from the corner, came out a pink pony with a purple mane & tail, a cream colored thing in her mane, and she wore a sky blue handkerchief.

"Suri!!!"

"Coco!!! Why is there chocolate everywhere!? And who the hay is that!?"

"Suri Polomare!?" Deadpool yelled. He held Coco like many of us did with a puppy or kitten, having Coco's hind legs dangle in the air "You're still with this b***h!?"

"I had to get a job!" Coco replied "I never imagine that I'd work with her again."

"That's right!" Suri added "Now get back here or you're fired!!!"

"Says who!?" Deadpool yelled in anger, gently dropping Coco on the floor.

"Our boss!"

"AND WHO THE F**K IS THAT!?!?!?"

"His name is Johann Shmidt! Now, I say you get out or-"

"Is there a problem?" A male Voice asked. from around the corner, came-

"HOLY S**T!!!" Deadpool yelled "A HYDRA AGENT!!!" The agent tunred to Deadpool and backed up, hitting the wall!

"DEADPOOL!?!?!?" He yelled in fear, then turned around, grabbing Suri in his arms and ran away "Attention all Hydra agents: Deadpool is here!!! Repeat, Deadpool is here!!!" Deadpool and Coco stared at the door the Hydra agent went through (leading to a nightclub next door), then turned to each other.

"Your old boss is with Hydra?" Deadpool asked

"I don't even know what this 'Hydra' is." Coco replied.

"Hydra is a stereotypical Nazi group that got famous after Captain Puerto Rico's Winter Soldier."

"...Winter Soldier?"

"Awesome film! IGN gave it a 2 out of 10, 'Needed more Hydras.'." Deadpool walked to the door and pulled out a pistol.

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm the best at what I do, and I what I do, isn't very nice." Coco's pupils shrunk. "Ah, don't worry! I'll be fine! As for them, however-" Deadpool kicked the door and became the bad*ss we know him for!

Due to the original clip taken off due to copyrights, you'll need to skip to 4:20... and no weed jokes intended!!! Also, image all enemies as Hydra Agents and Deadpool yells 'HEADSHOT!!!'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu2X5SKZB3g

The last Hydra soldier ran to the exit, but Deadpool teleported in front of him.

"What the-!?" The soldier yelled. Without any word, Deadpool kicked him in the balls!!! The soldier fell, wheezing hard. Deadpool pulled out another gun and placed it on his head.

"Unless you want brans splattered everywhere," Deadpool spoke "Start talking! What is Hydra doing here!?"

"...We're... gaining intel."

"Intel, eh? What for!?"

"Red Skull... sent us... for the... Masters of Evil!"

"Master of Evil!? Those d*****bags that work together only for power!?"

"...yes?"

"S**t just got real. Where's your friend taking Suri!?"

"To... her house!"

"And where is that?"

"I'll never tell!!!"

"...We'll see!!!" He knocked out the agent with a hard b***h slap! Some static was heard, and Deadpool noticed a radio on the guy. Deadpool picked it up and listened

"Are you there?" The hydra on the other side asked

"...Yarp!" Deadpool replied

"Is Deadpool taken care of?"

"Yarp!"

"And he's not getting up, right?"

"... Narp?"

"...Good. Proceed to the old castle."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moy52Z3hviE

"... oh s**t!"

Deadpool made it to the old castle of the royal sisters that night. Already, guards were everywhere, keeping a keen eye out for a trouble. And, if by Keen, as if having guys walk like clockwork toys, then yeah... keen fits in their description.

"LIBERATION: RAMBO STYLE!!!" Deadpool yelled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI9sYKfrFPI

All the guards were dead. Deadpool entered the abandoned castle, where Suri cowered in fear.

"Deadpool!" She screamed, backing into a wall. "Listen! I had no idea they-"

"SHADDUP!!!" Deadpool yelled, pulling a pistol out. "I'm here for some unfinished business." Suris' pupils shrunk, seeing a weapon he used to kill the other humans.

"Please! You don't want to-" A Hydra soldier grabbed her.

"HAIL HYDRA!!!" He yelled, holding a grenade to do a suicide

"HAIL BULLET!!!" Deadpool yelled, firing a single round into the soldier's hand! The Hydra member dropped Suri and fell to the floor, screaming in pain. Suri only watched in horror on what Deadpool did to the lone Hydra soldier with the grenade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foonmAZVcqs

"And now," Deadpool spoke "Your turn." Suri backed away, cowering in fear. The doors opened and Coco ran in.

"WAIT!!!" Coco yelled, running inside. She stopped at Deadpool's feet, taking deep breaths. "I know Suri isn't the best pony, but please, she's not evil!!!"

"...Explain." Deadpool spoke.

"Watch." Coco took off the weird head band thing Suri wore. Though it looked normal, inside were many wires.

"BRAINWASHING!?!?!?"

"Where am I!?" Suri asked, looking everywhere in fear. "W-what happened here!?"

"How do you know this?" Deadpool asked Coco

"Because I helped her." Out from the door, Luna came in.

"MOONCHEEKS!!!"

"Stop calling me that!!! Coco went to me to help find out what's wrong with Suri and why this... Hydra group is here. We investigated her home and found a lone Hydra soldier inside. I interrogated him and he told us everything. Now please, leave Suri alone." Deadpool turned to the frightened pony.

"You're Lucky it was Hydra! If it weren't, you'd be dead!"

"Please," Suri begged "I don't want any trouble! I've already dealt with Rarity, I don't need to die!"

"And you'll live. For now, however, Selfie!!!"

"Selfie!?" the two ponies asked. Deadpool slid to the two and took a Selfie with two confused looking ponies.

"By the way, Coco... I love you!" Coco blushed.

"You... love me?" She asked

"Oh yes. Care to go home with me?"

"... Is it alright, Luna?"

"It is." Luna replied

"Then yes! I do, Deadpool! Thank you for listening!"

"No problem." He replied. Coco ran and hugged. Deadpool returned the hug, but looked back at Suri and gave her the finger!

"Can I go home now?" Suri asked.

Author's Notes:

THE THIRD WAIFU IS DONE!!!
And yes:
At least 25 Hydra members were harmed in the making of this chapter.
Who should Deadpool meet next?

The Deadpool Empire!?!?!? Ponies # 95-98: Double Diamond, Party Favor, Sugar Belle, and Night Glider.

Deadpool woke up in the next morning, feeling the warm coat of Coco. Coco was still fast asleep, lightly breathing out of her nostrils, lightly humming to herself as she slept. By the way she slept, how warm she was, ad the way she made light movements with the only fast thing being her ears flicking flies that were near it, this reminded Deadpool a lot when he was home and woke up with his dog, Deadpooch. He didn't want to ruin her beauty sleep, so he turned around, but screamed when Starlight Glimmer was next to his bed!

"AAAAIEEE!!!!" Deadpool yelled! Coco woke up surprised in a state of panic, whining like, well, a horse. She jumped off the bed and ran blindly, hitting a nearby wall, knocked out! Deadpool stared, seeing Starlight Glimmer was still in her statue phase.

"GOTCHA!!!" Discord yelled, appearing right in front of Deadpool and next to Starlight.

"Not funny!!!" Deadpool replied

"It kinda is." Pinkie spoke, climbing out from under the bed with Sonata and Flufflepuff. Deadpool took an annoyed breath and looked at Starlight.

"We seriously have to find a way to get her back."

"Why!?" Sonata asked "Just look at her! She makes a great back scratcher!"

"Sorry Sonata, but we have to find a way to get her back to her unstatue phase!"

"And how will you do that?" Discord asked

"By going where she once ruled!"

Deadpool had Starlight strapped to his back, as he used the train... TRAIN OF HYPENESS MADE BY DISCORD!!!

Deadpool in Big Mac's Spot, Fluffle in A.J's place, Pinkie where Lyra is at, Sonata at Derpy's, and Discord as the train.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXl6368RV8c

As soon as the Train exploded Deadpool flew into the air, followed by rolling down a hill, a couple of bumps that caused him to hit the floor harder, ending with crashing into an outside table. Deadpool reopened his eyes, seeing ponies around him.

Where the hell are we!?

We're in the same town from the Season 5 Premiere.

Oh! ... What's it called?

That... I have no F**king clue.

"Are you alright?" One of the ponies asked

"Yep!" Deadpool replied, cracking his right arm back in place. "Just a couple of broken bones... some broken organs, but I'll be fine! I'm not sure about her, though."

"Her?" Another asked. The falling sound effect from various looney tunes cartoons were heard, and the ponies looked up, seeing the silhouette of what was another pony. She didn't scream, she didn't move, and she probably didn't notice what's going on.

"That's her." Deadpool teleported away and grabbed Starlight in the air, spinning uncontrollably until they both crashed in the ground! Dust was around and the ponies whispered to each other on what has happening. The dust cleared, and they were both gone.

"WHERE'D THEY GO!?!?!?" A pony screamed

"Right here!" They all turned and gasped at the sight of Deadpool leaning on Starlight. "Care to help me find out what's wrong with good ol' Fake Twilight #2?" Silence fell among them.

"RUN!!!" A pony screamed "STARLIGHT'S BACK WITH A VENGENCE!!!" All the ponies ran away, screaming as if they were in a B-Cheesy movie or in a Kaiju film. The ponies ran inside their homes, locking their doors and sealing windows, all except for 4 ponies. One on the ponies was a white earth pony stallion with the same colored mane, having one three blue flowers for his cutie mark, the other stallion was a turquoise colored unicorn with a darker shaded mane of the same color & had a pink balloon animal with streamers for his cutie mark, one of the two mares was an earth pony mare that had a dark pink coat, a curly but buttoned purple mane, ending with a simple cupcake with a charry on it for her cutie mark, and the last was a Pegasus mare with a grey-blue coat & a white mane with tail, ending with a crescent moon having two other crescents around it for her cutie mark. Deadpool remembered from the Season 5 premiere on who these were: Double Diamond, Party Favor, Sugar Belle, and Night Glider.

Why aren't they running!?

They saved the Mane 6 AND went head on against Starlight glimmer to save our heroine's cutie marks

OUR HEROINE HAS A CUTIE MARK!?!?!?

NO!!! We don't have drugs!!!

These four ponies slowly approached Deadpool, ears down to the side of their heads, being very cautious around their old leader, who was probably really angry with them.

"Hold on," Double Diamond Spoke "Is that really Starlight glimmer, or is it a statue?"

"Oh believe me," Deadpool replied "this is the real Starlight!"

"Then... why isn't she moving at all?" Party favor asked

"Yeah. Why is she like a statue and not, well, moving?" Sugar Belle added

"I asked her how she got her cutie mark." Deadpool replied "She tried to take over Ponyville with a bunch of jars, but it was failed from THE MIGHTY HAMMER OF DAWN!!!"

"...okay." Night Glider simply commented, a bit freaked out by Deadpool's sudden yelling.

"We remember that phase!" Diamond spoke to Party favor.

"Yeah!" Party replied "How did that work again?"

"Now hold on guys," Sugar spoke "do we really want Starlight to get out of this phase? You remember what she did to all of us, right!?"

"We go Sugar Belle, but it'll be wrong to leave her like that."

"I don't think so," Night Glider replied, walking up to the frozen Starlight "I think it's actually fun for her to stay like this!"

"It is!" Deadpool spoke "Watch this!" Deadpool, with his right index finger, slowly extended it to Starlight's eye! Now, if Starlight noticed her surroundings, she may have been like Iisac from Dead Space 2, as Deadpool slowly laid his finger into Starlight's eye! In a few breathtaking seconds, Deadpool poked one of the eyeballs of Starlight... followed by her SCREAMING!!!

"MY EYE!!!" Starlight yelled "MY EYE!!!"

"SHE'S BACK!!!" Sugar Belle yelled, running away!

"That's how we did it!" Double Diamond spoke

"I now wished we stopped Deadpool." Party Favor added, backing up slowly. Starlight covered her poked eye, seeing the 4 that attacked her to save the mane 6's Cutie Marks.

"YOU FOUR!!!" She yelled, her horn glowing "YOU BETRAYED ME AND ALLOWED THEIR IDEALS OF FRIENDSHIP TO SPREAD LIKE A DIEASE AND-"

"Shut up." Deadpool spoke, whacking starlight with her 'Staff of Sameness'. Starlight stopped talking, but spoke in gibberish, tried her best to balance herself with a few steps, but fell onto her face with her hind & tail in the air. All the ponies exited their homes, seeing Starlight out of her phase, but knocked out by Deadpool. Deadpool gently kicked Starlight onto her back, as she groggily regained her vision, only to see Deadpool in her vision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzfY-aXGcBY

Deadpool got up and began to dance around Starlight, many of these done by Various NFL players after doing a touchdown

"Did... he just hit Starlight!?" A random pony asked

"And... is he dancing?" Another asked.

"This guy's awesome!!!" A pony commented. In a matter of moments, all the ponies exited their homes and surrounded Deadpool, cheering that not only did he beat Starlight Glimmer, but he did so without hesitation and how he did it so gracefully!

Oh look! We have so many ponies around us.

YES!!! Now we'll live like kings!!!

They don't want a new leader!color]

"ALL HAIL THE NEW FOUNDER!!!" the ponies yelled

...See?

Shut up!

"Founder!?" Deadpool yelled "Oh no! I don't want any reward for this... not really."

"What do you want then?" Sugar Belle asked

"Two things: Plenty of Dough and fun!"

"I... should have some dough with me"

"And how can we pay you in fun?" Double Diamond asked

"I can think of one idea." Party Favor spoke with a sly grin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

Everypony stopped and saw Deadpool dancing with music behind him. Because of him dancing, they too, felt the urge to dance as well.

"♫I come home in the morning light,♫" Deadpool sang "♫My mother asks 'when you gonna live your life right?' Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones, and ponies... they want to have fun! Oh ponies just want to have fun!!! The phone rings in the middle of the night.

My father yells 'what you gonna do with your life!?' Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one But ponies they want to have fun! Oh ponies just wanna have- That's all they really want! Some fun! When the working day is done. Oh ponies, they want to have fun. Oh ponies just want to have fun!♫"

"♫Ponies, they want to have-♫" All of Sunset's old followers sang along. "♫Want to have fun. Ponies, want to have-♫"

"♫Some colts take a beautiful mare and hide her away from the rest of the world! I want to be the one to walk in the sun! Oh ponies they want to have fun! Oh ponies just want to have- That's all they really want! Some fun! When the working day is done, Oh ponies, they want to have fun! Oh ponies just want to have fun!!!♫"

"♫Ponies, they want to have-Want to have fun. Ponies, want to have-♫"

"♫They just wanna! They just wanna!♫" Deadpool and all the mares sang while the stallions sang the other chorus.

"♫They just wanna, they just wanna have fun! They just wanna, they just wanna! They just wanna, they just wanna! Ponies, Ponies just wanna have fun!!! When the workin'! When the workin' day is done! Oh when the workin' day is done! Oh Ponies, Ponies just wanna have fun! They just wanna, they just wanna! They just wanna, they just wanna! Oh Ponies, Ponies just wanna have fun! When the workin'! When the workin' day is done When the working day is done! Oh Ponies, Ponies just wanna have fun! Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!♫"

Everypony stopped dancing, sweating hard, as Starlight sat on her haunches, seeing fun they were having.

"...I guess... I'm wrong." Starlight spoke, tearing up a bit

"Don't feel too bad." Party Favor spoke "This is all... uh-"

"His name is Deadpool. Foiled three times by him! He... really is the best thing to happen here." She got up and began to walk away.

"Wait!" Double Diamond yelled "You can stay with us! Live EQUALLY like us!"

"...No! I can't!!! I've been power hungry without noticing it! I've lied to myself on how all ponies need to live equally, only to then discover that I'm just, if not, worse than the Centaur, Tirek!!! I can't stay here! Plus... you all must hate me, and... you have the right to." Night Glider landed in front of her!

"Look," Night spoke "Yes you took our cutie marks away, and yes you ruled over us with an iron hoof, but you did something great!"

"And what is that?"

"You made this town! You helped us get together! And, your weird phase made us laugh."

"...My phase?"

"The one where you become a statue when we ask you of your cutie mark." Sugar Belle spoke.

"Oh... that."

"You wouldn't believe the fun we've had with her as a statue!" Party Favor Spoke to Deadpool

"Oh... I can think of one thing." Deadpool spoke, followed by a low purr.

"You... really want me to stay?" Starlight asked, turning to the crowd.

"As long as you don't steal our Cutie marks and lock them in a vault." Double Diamond spoke.

"That... sounds great!"

"We got ourselves a new friend!!!" Deadpool yelled. The ponies cheered and ran around Starlight, apologizing for some things that went through their mind, as the 4 ponies with a name came back to Deadpool.

"Think she's finally reformed?" Night Glider asked

"Giver her some time, thane she should be." Party Favor replied

"Thank you for that... thing earlier." Sugar Belle spoke "I'm just glad you brought Starlight here to be reformed.

"It's no problem!" Deadpool replied "Though I do have one thing."

"Oh... the dough!"

"Hold onto that, I just need a moment to capture this!"

"And that is?" Double Diamond asked

"A SELFIE!!!" They all surrounded Deadpool, who took a Selfie with the 4 ponies that saved the mane 6! Starlight walked up to Deadpool, ears down, having a sad look.

"I'm... sorry for what I did." Starlight spoke "You can forgive me, can you?" Her bottom lip went over her top lip, and her eyes watered a bit.

She may be evil... but that's still cute.

HHHNNNGGG!!!

"...Of course!" Deadpool replied, smiling. Starlight ran and grabbed Deadpool's leg, giving him a hug.

"Thank you!!! Thank you so much!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEIvAuekenk

And just like that, Deadpool was gone, like an Angel's kiss! ... Sorta!

"Deadpool!!!" Sugar Belle yelled "You forgot your Dough!" Sugar lifted a canister in her mouth. Deadpool reappeared and took it, disappearing for good this time!

Author's Notes:

Well... at least she's cured. Who should Deadpool meet next? And please, only 1 Pony! The next 2 chapters after that will make you laugh, make you cry, and, with luck, crazy!!!

What was going on through Deadpool's head? Well... Edit our guy to look like Deadpool and edit a still shot of the Starlight Statue in front of him

Made by him. Pony # 99: My Brother (Quinton)

Deadpool struggled to open Sugar Belle's canister.

We're gonna be rich!

How rich?

Stupid rich!!!

"NO REFERANCES TO THOSE TURTLES!!!" Deadpool yelled. He opened it successfully and out came... real dough. Deadpool stared at it and his mind began to run what was happening.

Did... did they rip us off LIKE THAT!?!?!?

No, Dumb***!!! They don't know out 'dough' as cash, so Sugar Belle, their baker, had lots of literal dough and we took it! I saw this going down like the ending to 'Shutter Island'.

Huh...I thought you said it was going to be like 'Devil'.

"Enough films with endings that are predictable! Besides, the most predictable with the trailer that ruined it has got to be 'The Not-so-Amazing Hipster'!"

"HATER!!!" A voice yelled right behind. Deadpool turned around and, right in front of him, was a small, green Pegasus stallion with a brown mane that looked similar to KingSpartaX37's design, having a golden bar for his cutie mark.

"What di you just say!?"

"I said you're a Hater! LIKE MY BROTHER!!!"

"...Yo! MrAquino!"

Read the 'Author's notes' below.

"Fine! ... F**k. You're MrAquino's brother?"

"Yes, I am! You are a hater, just like him!"

"I'm not a hater! I'm stating the obvious!"

"No! YOU'RE HATING ON WHAT I ENJOY AND YOU ARE A HATER!!!"

"I AM NOT!!! The evidence is right in front of you!"

"HATER!!!"

"We see it in the Trailer! Abandoned to uncle & aunt, high school, find's father's bag, science area where he gets powers! Change, uses powers to get revenge! Pracitce! Finds out there's trouble that'll kill more people! Police captures and-"

"HATER!!!"

"Oh! I'm the hater! What about your feeling with Terminator Genysis!?"

"THAT MOVIE'S GOING TO SUCK!!!"

"But you're the hater, aren't you!?"

"You're a bigger hater than me!"

"I'm not a hater at all! I follow the crowd in most things!"

"YOU'RE ALL HATERS!!!"

"And what!? You didn't wish to listen to the reviews for I, Frankenstein!?"

"I thought it was going to be good!"

"And why-!?"

"It looked good."

"BULLS**T!!! You just wanted to watch it because it's 'from the creators of the underworld movies'!"

"I LOVE THOSE MOVIES!!!"

"They were awful! It's the same thing!"

"HATER!!!"

"SHUT UP!!! It's vampires with guns killing Werewolves and other vampires, some bulls**t drama about love, ending with a monologue about how vampires are better than werewolves!"

"HATER!!!"

"And don't get me started with both M.Night Shamaleon and Michel 'Boom' Bae!!!

"HATER!!!"

"You already know they suck! Admit it! ♫You little stupis a** b***h! I ain't f**king with you!!! ♫"

"HATER!!!" Then... my brother coughed hard. You know when you cough so hard, some spit comes out all over the floor? Yeah... that's what happened. The spit landed on the floor, but it began to glow a bit.

"...Do you have Ebola?"

"...No. Why?" Deadpool sniffed the air!

"That's the smell of Ebola!" The spit glowed a brighter light, followed by a blinding light! The two covered their eyes, and saw the spit rise from the floor! In one final blast, a figure came!

"...What is that?"

"A...Giant floating head... of Kevin Bacon... made from your Ebola."

"AND EQUESTRIA'S MINE!!!" Kebola Bacon yelled. It floated right towards Ponyville, where it's eyes became red and it fired flaming pickles at the ponies below! The ponies below ran for their lives, as pickles destroyed their homes and other things! Kebola opened his mouth and, just like a machine gun, it fired flaming marshmallows, one, ironically, hitting Rarity in her mane.

"Marshmallow's in manes!?" She yelled "This has to be the WORST POSSILBE THING!!!" She fell to the floor, landing on her couch.

Deadpool and Quinton looked over the mountain, seeing the damage Kebola was doing.

"For the record," Deadpool spoke "this is your fault."

"It's your fault for being the hater!" Quinton responded

"It's your fault for not following what the mass majority says!"

"Oh! I'm 'sorry'! If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you!?"

"...I'm Deadpool, Mother f**ker!"

"F**K YOU!!!"

"Let's deal with Kebola and go our separate ways afterwards!"

"I agree!" Deadpool threw My brother an assault rifle. He caught in his front legs, and, balancing on his hind legs, the two walked to the attacked Ponyville where Kebola Bacon attacked.

The ponies watched as Deadpool and Quinton walked to the bottom of the hill.

"Whoever kills Kebola wins the argument." Deadpool simply spoke.

"Deal." Quinton replied. They both aimed at Kebola, heading to the menace!

Kebola turned around and fired at the town! Unbeknownst to it, Littlepip & Blackjack exited the bouquet they were both in, seeing the carnage going on!

"Oh no!" Littlepip exclaimed "That monster's going to destroy the town!"

"I know that!" Blackjack responded "If we don't stop him, he'll destroy the bar!"

"We've got to stop him!" Littlepip pulled out her Little Macintosh and rushed to the battle!

"Right behind ya!" Blackjack pulled out a bottle and chugged it! Feeling refreshed, she pulled her tactical shotgun out, flared her wings, and flew to the carnage!

Sweetie Bot and The R-Dash 5000 fired some lasers at a falling piece of debris that would crush them! They saw Kebola wrecking in the distance, firing a pickle that knocked out Rainbow Dash as she flew away!

"Oh hell no!" R-Dash 5000 yelled "No Kevin Bacon's gonna hurt my sweet Rainbow Dash! Setting targeting H.U.D. up!"

"I agree." Sweetie Bot added "Need to protect Sweetie Belle! Setting missile to attack monster. Scanning target!" They both scanned Kebola.

"IT'S EBOLA!?!?!?" They both yelled

"New Mission: CRUSK... KILL... DESTORY... SWAG!!!" The R-Dash 5000 repeated, activating it's jets before flying to the damage.

"New Mission: Destroy Ebola!!!" Sweetie Bot ran to the carnage, firing a missiles at it, then turning to it's machine guns & death laser.

The Aquabats rolled into town in their Battle Tram, seeing Kebola attack!

"Commander!" Eaglebones yelled "We got ourselves a new problem here!"

"Indeed, Eaglebones," Bat Commander replied "Aquabats: Let's go!"

"Activating Battle Tram's weapons." Jimmy spoke, his horn glowing and pressing all the buttons.

"If all else fails, we at least have our secret weapon!" Ricky spoke

"What!? Eaglebone's imaginary 'Dude'?" Crash mocked. They all turned to him. "...oh! Me!? Why me!?"

"Remember space monster M?" They all asked

"...Oh no! GETTING EMOTIONAL!!!"

"Firing Crash!" Jimmy spoke! More button pressing, and Crash was fired out of their tram's canon, as he transformed into a giant!

"AQUABATS!!! LET'S GO!!!" M.C. Bat Commander yelled! They drove into the battle field, doing the heroic things they do!

The Cutie Mark Crusaders all hanged around the clubhouse, seeing Kebola firing it's pickles and marshmallows at the ponies below.

"What in the Hay is that!?" Applebloom asked

"I think it's a giant floating head of... something." Sweetie Belle replied

"You think so?" Scootaloo sarcastically asked

"Hey! I have no idea what Deadpool is, so that may be normal where he comes from!"

"Since when are things normal here?" Applebloom asked

"It could be weirder." Sweetie Belle suggested "imagine if If our front hooves were hands and we walked around like Deadpool.

"That... would be weird." Scootaloo confessed

"Well we gotta stop it!" Applebloom spoke.

"But how!?"

"Duh! With Deadpool's training!"

"Oh!" The two spoke

"Plus, our special talents may have to do with something in fighting giant monsters!"

"Now that would be an awesome cutie mark!" Scootaloo spoke

"I'm not really sure about this." Sweetie Belle spoke, rubbing the back of her head. "We could-"

"INCOMING MARSHMALLOW!!!" The filly jumped out of the way, but the marshmallow shot itself into Sweetie's horn! Sweetie tried to take the sweet off her horn, but failed.

"MARSHMALLOWS!?!?!? That's it!!! Let's get us a monster!!!"

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MONSTER HUNTERS!!!" The three cheered, pulling their weapons out! They landed in the wagon of Scootaloo's scooter, and she drove them to the heat of battle!!!

Gilgamesh appeared on a building, seeing the craziness.

"Well... I'm fine, even as a cameo." He commented to himself. He jumped into the air, attacking Kebola! "GILGAMESH!!! AWAY!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2XilcGYOo

Everyone approached to Kebola, who flew in a circle, seeing all things approaching. The bass dropped when the missile shot from Sweetie Bot and the added force of Crash punched Kebola in the face, causing all chaos to break loose!!! Deadpool, Sweetie Bot and Littlepip fired their weapons at Kebola below, while Quinton, the R-Dash 5000 and Blackjack flew around the monster, firing their weapons at it! The CMC used a ramp, flying past Kebola, as Sweetie Belle used her staff, as well as Gilgamesh, who jumped from a roof, slicing at Kebola while screaming his name! The Aquabat's battle tram arrived in the battle and Ricky fired at Kebola while the others got out! M.C. Bat Commander ordered all what to do, as Eaglebones played his electricity shooting guitar and Jimmy's hooves fired more lasers at Kebola!

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?" Quinton yelled in confusion.

"Just some friends of mine!" Deadpool replied, swapping his assault rifle to his dual semiautomatic pistols and fired at Kebola. The giant Crash McLarson got up onto his hooves and ran to Kebola!

"Time to end this!" He yelled! The giant Crash delivered an uppercut so devastating, not only did Kebola Bacon rise up a bit, but glowed yellow and EXPLODED!!! Down from the sky, it rained burgers..

"Burgers!?" Deadpool asked "Really!?"

"That's what these are called?" Littlepip asked, floating a burger to her face, sniffing it. Blackjack snagged the burger from Littlepip and took a bite out of it.

"Hm... not bad," Blackjack commented "could use some booze."

"We have some cider at our barn, Ms. Cyborg princess." Applebloom spoke.

"APPELBLOOM!?!?!?" Quinton yelled, turning to the filly. He stared at the filly, as she stared right back at him.

"Can... I help ya'll?"

"...Sorry! I... just... YOU'RESOCUTE!!!" He hugged the little filly making a small squeak noise between the two.

"Aw! How cute!" Sweetie Belle spoke in adorableness

"Blech! I'd rather fight another giant monster than see this!" Scootaloo commented.

"Ah... young love!" Gilgamesh commented

I wouldn't say it's love if all that guy does is thinks with his junk.

Ha! You said 'junk'!

Is there something wrong with that?

"GET OUTTA THERE!!!" Deadpool yelled to Gilgamesh.

"Well Aquabats," The M.C. Batcommander spoke "Looks like our job here is done!"

"Can ya'll let me go now?" Applebloom asked in her annoyed tone.

"Oh! Sorry!" Quinton replied, releasing the filly from his grasp. "Is it... alright if I hang out with you?"

"As long as ya'll don't hug me like that."

"No promises!"

"Ya'll are acting like Deadpool... I'll let this pass. Come on, my family will love to see new company!"

"Oh sweet!" Blackjack yelled "FREE BEER!!!"

"No Blackjack," Littlepip spoke "remember: self control."

"Blah blah blah! You're just going for her, aren't you!?"

"Me!?" Sweetie Belle asked

"Not in front of my ancestor!" Littlepip grinded her teeth together.

"SELFIE!!!" Deadpool yelled.

"WHA-!?" Before my brother could say anything, Deadpool lifted the Pegasus up and took a Selfie with him, Blinding him for a few hours to come!

"Now, with that done, I think I may need to-"

"Excuse me." a kind, sounding male spoke.

"What?" Deadpool turned around, only to be introduced fact to face with a frying pan! "Oh... damn you karma!!!" He fell to the floor, knocked out.

Author's Notes:

I apologize for not following anyone's request. My brother's now living with my mom and he requested the following to happen, though I inserted the 'Hater' bit. He really does have bad taste in things, but I'm glad we agree on some things (Disliking Terminator Genysis, Marvel Fans, beliving DC is trying to be like Marvel, and, of course, MLP)
Don't worry, my brother doesn't have Ebola!

Bring out the Napkins. Diamond Dog (???) (Possible) #1: Dr. Wolf

Deadpool woke up in what was another home, lying on what was a red, comfortable couch. He looked around, seeing shelves with books around, a blue chair that was next to his couch, and pictures hung on the wall, showing off many of Deadpool's victories taken from different angles, most likely a Pegasus' work.

Hold on... I beleive... we're in a psychologists office.

Aw hell no! We ain't got time for that!

We don't plan on anything at all! Plue, we could get some help and I beleive this belongs to-

Blah, blah, blah! If we want psycho stuff, we'll play psychonauts!

"True that brother!" Deadpool spoke to himself. "Let's-a get outta here!" Deadpool got up and opened the door to the room, only to be meet face to face with a 2nd grade Sentry from Team Fortress 2, aiming right at him! He stopped and stared a little bit, watching it aim at him as he moved around his head a bit. He teleported away, only to be meet with an army of 3rd class sentries outside the walls! Teleported away, more sentries on the rooftop! Teleported, and now, back to the room!

Mother f***er! So many sentries!

This is one crazy TF2 fan! I hope none of this hit anypony we know!

A door opened and in came was a Spike sized, white coated wolf like creature that wore a grey vest, a purple tie, and black shorts.

"Oh! Good afternoon Deadpool," the small wolf creature greeted himself, oblivious on all the sentries around their area. "I'm sorry for the frying pan thing earlier; looking over your personality, I knew you would'nt cooperate on what we're doing."

"...who the f**k are you!?" Deadpool asked.

"Oh dear! My deepest apologies. I am Dr. Wolf; a psychologist here in ponyville. I actually want to have a word with you, Mr. Deadpool."

"♫I'm good, I'm good, I'm good! Livin' life just like I should, Wouldn't change it if I could!I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!♫"

"... Well... I'm sorry to say, but you're going to stay with me for a while until this word is over. Please, have a seat."

"Fine!" Deadpool dragged his feet then flopped onto the soft couch. Dr. Wolf himself hopped onto his chair and took a seat.

"Now, Deadpool, is it alright if you care to take your mask off?"

"What!? ♫OH HELL NO!!!♫

"Please, it's only the two of us here. Plus, I'm certain there's things on your mind you want to let loose."

"Let loose!? What? You mean like-"

"Not here! Keep your clothes on, just lose the mask."

"...Fine! If you want to see an ugly a** tumor, then be my guest!" Deadpool sat right up and slowly took off his mask. In a few moments, his skin felt the air again and he breathed much better, as his mask came right off.

"...interesting."

"Oh please! This ain't gonna help me win Mr. Universe anywhere except in the Marvel Zombie comics! ... oh s**t! I forgot about headpool!!!"

Headpool laid on the table, whistling to himself. The doors kicked open, and Punisher entered.

"WHERE ARE YOU WADE!?!?!?" He yelled, looking everywhere. Punisher found Headpool and fired at the little guy!

"...ow." Headpool replied "What a waste of a cameo in my part!"

"... Eh, probably nothing." Deadpool, spoke to himself, going into a relaxed position.

"Now," Dr. Wolf continued "care to tell me about your past?"

"... ♫Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, Just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town that's somewhere!♫"

"Without the singing, please?"

"...Fine! But if we're going to do this: MRAQUINO!!! Show what happened back then while using that Italic button for us! Color me Red and Wolf's Gray!"

"Who... are you talking to?"

"The D****ebag that made you come here in the first place!"

I was a pretty happy child... or at least... that's what I'm suppose to say to those insurance people. Never knew why until later.

And how did that all go?

A little something like this.

A young Wade Wilson hid in his closet, curled up in a corner in a ball. He was ordinary looking, having blonde hair and blue eyes, something that'd make Adolf Hitler happy! He hid in the closet, silently whimpering to himself, which he gasped at, hearing a door inside slam open!

"WHERE'S THAT LITTLE B*****D!?!?!?" A masculine voice yelled

"Honey!" A feminine voice yelled "STOP!!! You're drunk!!!"

"I'M NOT DRUNK!!! I'M BUZZED!!! Where's WADE!?!?!?"

"He's away from here!!!"

"LIAR!!!"

"NO!!! DON'T!!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!" Wade heard what was violence going on for a few seconds, followed by silence. He slowly pushed himself to the corner, going into a fetus like position, seeing and hearing what was the footsteps of his father heading to his area, breathing hard.

"Come out Wade! We're gonna have a little fun! You like fun, don't you?" Wade silently whimpered to himself, as a small feather from a pillow came down and tickled his nose. He sneezed, and his father stopped

"oh crap." Wade spoke to himself.

Now if it weren't for that feather, I'd probably made it out without a serious a** whooping!

And what did you do that made your father angry?

I told a police officer as school on all the things my dad did!

I see... now tell me, what about your life after being a child?

I F***ED up in High School REALLY BAD!!! Father kicked me out because 'I'm too irresponsible to take care of now'. Really, he needed his beer, but I guess that helped started my career as an assassin! Hell! I was happy to be away from my family! I had a girlfriend Jenny was her name!

I see... but it didn't last long, did it?

*A deep breath* Yeah... it went well that day... until I going to the Doc and finding out what happened.

Wade entered his apartment room, seeing Jenny finishing up some exercising things. She turned and rushed to Wade, hugging him!

"There's my favorite assassin of all time!" Jenny spoke, rubbing her head in Wade's chest.

"'sup Jenny." Wade replied, caressing her hair while hugging her as well.

"Did you get the money?" Wade pulled out a large wad of cash

"All $200 thousand!"

"Oh honey! You're the best!!!"

"Yeah... I was."

"Wha- what do you mean?" Wade walked to their bed and sat on it. Jenny walked and sat next to him, giving him a back massage. "Care to tell me what's wrong, Wade? Are you feeling a bit down?"

"No Jenny, I wish it was that. It's... rather serious."

"Well please, tell me! We're together in this!"

"That's the problem; you'll be lonely now." Jenny turned Wade's head around.

"What is it?"

"...I have cancer." Jenny stopped and the stared at each other.

"So... you're going-"

"Yeah... I am." More silence "Jenny... please... I... don't you to see me go."

"What do you mean!? I'm staying with you until you pass!!!"

"I don't want you to see someone close pass away!"

"But I-" Wade pulled out Jenny's purse from underneath the bed and placed the wad of cash in it.

"Go!"

"Go?"

"GO!!! Get outta here!!! If I'm gonna die, I might as well do it alone!!!"

"But... don't you-" Wade pulled a pistol on her

"I DON'T WANT S**T!!! NOW GET OUT!!! NOW!!!" Jenny got up and ran away.

"YOU'RE AN A**!!!" Wade lied on his bed.

"...Well Death... I'm waiting."

If I had known Lady Death was there, I may have teased her with my horse c**k!

I... didn't want to hear that.

But that'll be later! Back to my past!!!

The door to Wade's apartment was knocked, and he walked around to the door in a really weak, defeated way. He opened the door, and two men in suits were there.

"Mr. Wilson?" One of the men spoke

"Came here to arrest me?" Wilson asked "Too bad; by the time I drop the soap, I'm going to be dead!"

"We're not here to arrest you, Wade." Another spoke "We're actually here to help you."

"...Help me? With what?"

"We believe we have a cure to your cancer, but we need a real subject to see if it works."

"If you die," the other added "then you should be glad you didn't go to jail and died in an honorable way."

"What if I survive?" Wade asked

"You'll find out later."

"The choice is yours." The other man spoke "Join us now to hopefully become the first few people to be cured from cancer."

"Or stay here and die." Wade looked at the two, turned to his apartment, then back to the two with a smirk.

"Well... I'll apologize to Jenny when it's over." Wade spoke with a bunch of confidence in his voice.

So you followed them?

EEYUP!!! And they f**ked me over to a part of Weapon X!!! They stuffed many needles in area where one should not have them in, and, though I now heal rapidly, I still have cancer, and I didn't know I was invincible then.

And you escaped how?

Well... it's kinda a blur, but I know I wasn't alone at all.

Details, please. And don't worry, I don't mind any extra details.

If you say so! It was at least 2 years after my capture & experimentations, and, for the first time, I embraced my insanity!

Two armed guards walked to Wade's prison cell, each holding batons. The left one banged on Wade's cell door.

"Hey Wade!" He yelled "Get up! It's your time now to be with Dr. Killbrew!" Silence fell among them.

"GET UP!!!" The other yelled, banging harder on the door. Silence. The first guard opened the door open, turning on his flashlight and entered the room. The second one stood in the doorway, taking out his baton for self defense. The first walked to Deadpool's bed and lifted the covers, seeing nothing whatsoever!

"What's going on!?"

"HE'S GONE!!!" Call for backup: We have an escaped experiment!" Silence fell. "Are you listening, I said-" Wade grabed him and snapped his neck, killing him.

"What a twist!" Wade yelled to himself. Unlike his younger self, but not like himself now, his skin showed some deformity, especially around the face, but he looked somewhat normal. He picked up the baton and ran outside the door with it, a couple of other experimented mutates seeing Wade pass and begging him to rescue them.

We should probably save them.

Deadpool ran into the bathroom and landed into a stall, hiding from a couple of guards running to the cells where he escaped.

"WHO SAID THAT!?!?!?" Wade yelled

I am your conscious. Or... at least what you think a conscious sounds like. In other words, I'm sorta your Super Ego.

If You're the Super Ego, then I'm the Super SUPER EGO!!!

"Who the f**k are you!?"

That is your Id, or, as a recognizable way, your devil.

I'm not evil! Listen though, we can escape this facility with a huge explosion that Michael Bay would jerk off to!

See what I mean?

Wade peeked out of the restroom, seeing guards patrolling the area.

"I think we're going to need help on this one."

Fine... but the explosions!?

"Maybe." Deadpool entered an open air duct, crawling his way through the area, heading to where the experimentations were held at. A lone guard had his back at the door, chatting on the radio to be on the look out for Wade. Wade kicked the guard in the balls, causing him to fall and keel over. Wilson took his gun away, followed by a headshot to the guard, making sure he wouldn't contact anyone else. He entered the room, seeing 4 mutates on their beds, covered in patches and looking seriously injured.

These guys won't do! Get the muscle bound guys!

Hey! We need everyone to survive this! But how are we going to do that?

"Hm... Music?"

I... doubt that'll-

HIT IT!!!

(Begin at 22 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTt4SrzibV0

You studied old music?

Nah! When you go insane, you learn a lot of things and know things without studying them! Anyways, as I was saying-

"Wade Wilson!" One of the 4 spoke "How... did you do that?"

"The power of music!" Wade replied, jumping down to their level "That, and I need all the help I can get to escape from this hell hole!"

"Tell us what we have to do, and we'll do it!" Another spoke

"Excellent!"

To make things shorter, I had those 4 cause a distraction while I released everyone, Cabin in the woods style!

And what were you doing during this?

Ah... freedom! As soon as everything was destroyed, all those b*****ds killed, Freedom! I still remember it!

Deadpool and the mutates exited the facility, feeling the, though cold, still warm air of the outside world.

"You... did it!" One of the mutates spoke

"We did it!" Wade corrected

"Wade Wilson," another Mutate spoke "for surviving against all odds and leading us out of trouble, you deserve the name of names!"

"And that is?"

"You... are the Deadpool!!!"

"I'm... Deadpool?"

"Deadpool Everyone!" A chanting followed, slowly rising from low to high, as all the mutates began to cheer 'Deadpool' over and over!

We now have a fanbase!!!

More like a cult.

After that thing, I had one person to visit, hopefully, as a way to get her back.

And how did that go?

...What do you think?

Wade, in a trench-coat and fedora, approached an apartment building's room and knocked on it's door.

"Ugh... who's there!?" A familiar woman voice asked

"You know who it is." Wade replied in the voice of Bill Clinton.

"... Hold on just a sec." The door unlocked and Jenny opened the door, wearing a towel to cover her breasts and taco. She gasped at Wade's sight. "W-Wade!?"

"That's right baby!"

"What... happened to you!?"

"I got cured... but I also have cancer. How you doing? Boobs still squeak?"

"Wha-!? No! Look, I'm sorry... but-"

"Who's there?" A voice came in. A small, hairy man with a hairstyle that looked like horns appeared in the room, holding a bottle of beer in his hand. "Jenny! Who the hell is this bub?"

"Oh! This is Wade! My old boyfriend. You know, the one with cancer?"

"Yeah... I remember."

"Wha-!?" Wade yelled "Who... who the hell is this!?"

"Wade," Jenny spoke "This is Logan... my husband."

Hold on... I meet Woverine before!?!?!?"

You're telling me this. How do you not remember?

He knocked me out with his bottle, causing me to bleed hard. They thought I was dead, so I followed it, doing my own sad Hulk walk, killing the character singer that song in the process with a jack in the box!

And who would that be?"

Click on the link and you'll see.

Link? But-

BACK TO MY PAST!!! I went back to the destroyed facility, more scarred than ever. If I was lucky, I could find some people to talk to, even if they were a**holes.

Deadpool banged on the floor, crying deeply to himself! Next to him was a gun, smoking as it fired some bullets, and Wade, who's head was healing quickly.

"MOTHER F***ER!!!" He yelled to himself "F**K YOU WORLD!!! LET ME DIE ALONE!!!

We can't die at all! We can use this to our advantage!

As a Halloween prop, maybe.

"SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!"

"There he is!!!" A voice on a radio spoke.

"Fire!!!" Another yelled. Deadpool looked up and saw a bunch of soldiers running to him.

"KILL ME!!!" he yelled "KILL ME!!!" The soldiers fired at Wade, only to look at him in fear, as he healed rapidly! "DON'T STOP!!! KILL ME!!! KILL ME LIKE I'M SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!" He fell to the floor, as a headshot was made on him, but felt himself healing already. "CHOP ME HEAD OFF!!! CHOP IT OFF!!!" One of the soldiers knocked him out with the butt of his rifle.

Wade awoke in a dark area, where a single light hung over him.

Uh oh! THE ILLUMINATI!!!

SHUT UP!!!

"Welcome, Wade Winston." A voice spoke, followed by the silhouette of a figure "The name's Stryker. I heard what you did to one of my research areas."

"Oh yeah!" Wade replied, remembering what happened "Killbrew and Ajacks becoming beef stew and applejacks!"

"Yes... those two. While you lead all the mutates to victory, it's your skills that intrigue me."

"Which skills!? Combat or bed?"

"Combat. Listen, you're not the only one with super healing. Come out all of you." Around Wade, were the 4 other members of the team:

Lady Deathstrike:

Omega Red:

Sabertooth:

And Hugh Jackman!

"These are your new friends, Wade." Stryker continued "Choose to stay, and we'll be one happy family. Choose to go, then just wait for your death." Wade looked around him, seeing the four.

"Please," Wade spoke "call me... Deadpool."

Wade Wilson died that day, and Deadpool was born!

And what happened after that?

Short man got his claws and ran away. Rest is explained in my clips from "Hulk vs. Wolverine".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLCLRkYElAI

A terrible day to know about other heroes in the world. At least Weapon X was destroyed!

And what happened after that?

I made a name for myself! I did whatever the f**k I want now!

I see... well, I'm glad to see your origin is done.

THANK F**KING LORD!!!

but what about-

Me as a brony? I forgot about that, actually. I guess I could thank Death Battle for that.

That... makes sense. But what did you do before landing here? Before all of... this?

That? Well... I apologize if I cry for this.

Deadpool walked into a local hospital in Candada, stopping the desktop in front of him. A woman was sitting on her seat, looking through her i-Phone and playing some App game that is now overrated.

"Excuse me?" Deadpool spoke

"Who are you looking for?" The woman asked, not even looking away from her phone.

"I'm looking for a Mr. Wilson."

"... uh huh. And who are you?"

"His son: Wade Wilson!"

"... we get those." Silence fell, as she continued playing her game. Deadpool pulled a cup of water out and splashed it at the woman! She jumped and dropped her phone, causing it to explode like it was a bomb! "WHAT THE HELL!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU-!" She stopped and gasped, seeing Deadpool in front of her.

"Were is Mr.Wilson?" He asked, placing his head on his head, making a condescending Wonka face.

"W-which one!?"

"Any. I'll find 'im!"

"B-back there! In the W section!"

"Thanks! And FYI: put down your god damn phone when someone's talking to you!!!" Deadpool marched to the W section, passing doctors and patients screaming at him! The woman clicked on a button below her desk and waited.

After a few moments of looking, Deadpool found the one person he search for: his father! He entered the room. His father looked at him, but didn't show fear at all.

"Deadpool," he spoke weakly "I knew some b***ard wanted me dead. Who was it? The bar owner? My wife? My excuse of a son? Tell me and I promise you that I can pay more."

"No one sent me, Mr. Wilson." Deadpool replied, taking a chair and sitting next to his father.

"Ah... came to kill the weakest person here then?"

"No... I came to say goodbye."

"...Goodbye? Who are you?" Deadpool took off his mask, showing his ugly mug to his father.

"Your 'excuse of a son'."

"...Wade!?"

"That's right! Your son is the feared Merc with the Mouth! The Regenerating Degenerate. The Ninja Spider-Man!!! All of those are me!"

"Why... didn't you tell me?"

"MOTHER F**KER!!! I've been texting you all this time!!! You never checked!!!"

"I'm too weak... you stupid a**hole."

"No! You're the stupid a**hole!!!"

"Sure... blaming the one that made you strong."

"You never made me strong! You made me feel inferior, small, weak, stupid, and all other synonyms!!! You made my life a living hell!!!"

"Your life is a living hell? Ha! Back in my day-"

"Don't give me one of those 'back in my day' bulls**t explainings about how tough life was! Look at the math kids do now! Look at the bills now! Look at me!!! You don't know the hell I've been through!!!"

"...maybe you're right. ... So you came here to wish me goodbye?"

"I came here to wish you to go to hell!"

"...close enough... ungrateful b*****d."

"Hey! You're only happy with those booze you got!"

"And I'll die happy!"

"You'll die worthless!!!"

"At least I'm above your worthlessness."

"SHUT THE F**K UP!!!" Deadpool pulled a gun and placed it on his father's head!

"Yeah... go ahead... shoot me... we know you don't have it." Deadpool stared at his father, tears falling from his eyes.

"I... will not!"

"Because you're a coward."

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!! ALL I WANTED IN LIFE IT TO BE LOVED BY PEOPLE!!! You, Jenny, the Weapon X a**holes!!! I thought they loved me!!! Why can't I just go to Equestria and experience love for the first time!?!?!?"

"...Equestria? You watch that gay girl show?"

"... YES!!! I watch it, and it ain't gay!!! They'll accept anyone through time!!! I just want someone, some people, who'll love me for who I am and now what I offer!!! You should know that, 'DAD'!!!"

"...And you'll die alone with that attitude." Deadpool stared at his father, hearing the beeps going slower.

"...Do you love me at all?"

"...Did. I did... wilson." A flat line. His father died. Marching was heard, as policemen entered the building.

"FREEZE!!!" one of them yelled. Deadpool stood near his father, seeing his corpse.

"GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!" Another yelled

"He died." Deadpool replied "Now leave me alone." He turned around and started to walk to them, putting on his mask.

"STAY!!!"

"We'll do this another day. I just wanna go home. "

"STAY"!!! Deadpool continued walking to them

"OPEN FIRE!!!" Another yelled. All the policemen fired at Deadpool, who only shook as each bullet pierced his skin. Tjheir clips were out, and they stopped, seeing Deadpool stand, rapidly healing himself.

"...I said," Deadpool spoke "Leave Me ALONE!!!" Deadpool pulled his guns out and fired at the policemen, killing them on sight! Screaming could be heard, as patients and doctors ran for their lives. "You wanna play rough!? Alright!!! WE'LL PLAY ROUGH!!!" Deadpool walked to the hallway, seeing more policemen entering! Deadpool pulled out a bazooka! "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" He pulled the trigger, firing a missile at the police. A huge force pushed Deadpool back, as a hole was left in the wall and blood everywhere from the explosion! A whole squadron of vehicles surrounded the hospital.

This is an awesome final stand!!!

Not now!!!

"SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!" Deadpool ran up the stairs, kicking the door to the roof, seeing as far as he can see, Vehicles everywhere. The helicarrier floated above Deadpool, as he could see the silhouette of Nick Fury looking down on him.

"It's all over Deadpool!" Nick Fury yelled into the radio "Surrender yourself now!"

"I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE!!!" Deadpool yelled. He pulled our a machine gun and fired everywhere! Normally, he would love this to happen, as he would time himself to see how long he can survive, but this was different. A green portal opened right above him and it sucked him right in!

WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!?!?

Either we're being saved by a Deus Ex Machina, or we're being taken somewhere else!!!

"I DON'T GIVE A F**K!!!" Deadpool yelled, dropping all his weapons behind. And, just lie that, he was gone.

"And that's how I came here." Deadpool spoke, tearing up a bit. "It escalated very quickly.

"I see." Dr. Wolf replied "Anything else you want to add?"

"Well... my time here... it's been great."

"Great? How so?"

"Well... friends everywhere... new adventures... favorite show... and... just being able to be me with no judgement. Or... at least... a lack of judgement."

"Interesting... well... you can all come out."

"Come out!?" The walls feel over, and they were both on a TV set! The audience was everypony (and thing) he took a selfie with so far, each tearing up to Deadpool's story!

"And that's why we never wanted to tell you about his story!!!" Rarity whined!!!

"...Oh crap. You're next, MrAquino."

And, again, just like that, everyone released the epic cry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA&feature=share

Author's Notes:

I suck at making people cry, okay! I had to watch these clips to at least get a concept!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnv1hTHUhGY

Dr. Wolf's channel
Now, as some news, I- wait a minute! DEADPOOL!?!?!? What are you- AAAHHH!!!

I'm in charge of this chapter now! Pony #100: MrAquino/Kane Aquino/ Strongheart the Alicorn!

The author of this fanfic landed in the world of Equestria, right where I live in. The loser before you has chganged into his O.C.: a light brown Alicorn with white, big mac looking hooves, black mane & tail, black, nerd square shaped glasses, and his cuite mark is a cliche'd valentine heart that looks like it's made from iron. I fany of you are wondering, in case you didn't read this chapter's title, his name is Kane, or, for his O.C., Strongeheart. And yes, I'll soon get to that buffalo soon! Jeez! Anyways, our Alicorn wakes up as soon as the door to my house opens, with the Mane 6 walking in. Let's watch these get together!

"Deadpool!" Twilight yelled "Deadpool!!! Where are you!?"

"Why does he disappear on us like that!?" Rainbow Dash yelled

"I think we know why, but where did he go?" Applejack asked

"He took over MrAquino's area and sent the creator of this fanfic right in front of us." Pinkie answered. The five turned to Pinkie with a look of confusion.

"MrAquino?" Rarity asked

"He made it, not me!"

"Oh dear!" Fluttershy yelled "Look!!!" The 6 ran ahead, following Fluttershy, stopping as they found a crater inside my crib, where your author lied in.

"Another Alicorn!?" Twilight asked

"I think so." Rarity inquired "And this isn't like that brute 'Blackjack' from what he looks like."

"A MALE ALICORN!?!?!?" Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash yelled, adjusting their manes to look good.

"Be careful Everypony!" Pinkie yelled, taking the lead "this Could one of those alicorns that claim to be related to Celestia, Luna, or us!"

"...Seriously?" Applejack asked. Pinkie leaped in and lifted MrAquino's head up!

"ALRIGHT MISTER!!! TALK!!!"

"...Pinkie pie?" He asked. They all gasped

"AHA!!! CLAIMING TO BE MY SON NOW!?!?!?"

"...What? Am I... in Equestria?

"PINKIE!!!" Twilight yelled, using her magic to lift the pink pony off "I am so sorry for that! My name's Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?" Kane stopped and stared at her face. He began to sweat hard, his wings went up with a 'POOMF!', and, in his eyes, all he could see was him and Twilight reenacting a scene from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh0V7jmoFw]Pucca.

"Mm... oh Twilight." He spoke in a dreamly voice

"You... know me? Oh wait! Of course! With me being a princess and all, somepony must've heard all of my friends and our adventure."

"I think Deadpool now has them." Rainbow Dash commented. Kane's eyes shrunk, as he snapped himself out of the love phase.

"DEADPOOL!?!?!?" He yelled "THAT BASTARD!!!" Again, they all gasped

"NO STARS!!!" Pinkie yelled

"You know Deadpool!?" Dashie asked

"Yes, Rainbow Dash. He must be getting revenge on me for the previous chapter where everyone cried at his back-story."

"Excuse me," Rarity intruded "Did you say, 'previous chapter'?" Kane froze, his pupils shrunk and he did his best scrunch face.

"Uh... well... you see... it's... kinda hard to say, Rarity."

"How in tarnation do you even know our names!?" Applejack yelled, walking to sweating Alicorn. Kane backed up until his butt landed on the wall.

"Well, Applejack... there's... um... a little thing that, uh, will be crazy, but-"

"He's the creator of this story in which Deadpool now's taken over of because he made all of us cry in the last chapter and he's the reason why many crazy character and things are happening right now." Pinkie answered at the speed of light. Everypony turned to Pinkie, then turned to Kane.

"...Pinkie's right." Rainbow Dash tackled him to the floor!

"ALRIGHT MISTER!!!" She yelled "Begin talking!!! How, in the name of Celestia, did you bring Deadpool and those others into our land!?"

"Look, Dashie-"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!"

"...Ok, Rainbow Dash, it's a little process I did some time ago, but it went like this; I was new to a webstie called 'FimFiction.Net', an area where stories are placed for everyone to see and be judged. Most of these stories are loosely based on Equestria, given one of three ratings: Everyone, Teen, and Mature; Many of these are ranged into different genres: Romance, Sad, Comedy, Tragedy, Dark, Adventure, Slice of Life, Human, Antrho, alternate universe, random, and crossover. Each of these stories, with their rating and genre can range from a simple use of reading a book to finding a key that will stop a plague that will risk everypony to go extinct."

"Really?" Fluttershy asked "Is there anything I did in these stories?"

"There's many out there. An example is, when you went into Starlight Glimmer's home, Starlight demanded you to giver her a belly rub."

"That's... strange."

"It is, but it explains why Starlight didn't see you when you escaped through the chimney, as Party Favor was outside, asking you if you had to rub her belly as well."

"But what about Deadpool?" Twilight asked "What does this have to do with Deadpool?"

"I'll get to that. This whole thing is a Comedy-Crossover story."

"Like... this?" Rarity asked

"Yes. Look at all of the stuff Deadpool's done in your land! Everything Deadpool did wasn't just him, but me."

"YOU!?!?!?" They all yelled.

"You brought Deadpool into our world!?" Twilight asked

"I did." the other Alicorn replied

"But... why?"

"To make long things short, it was-"

"TWILIGHT!!!" Spike the Dragon yelled, running to them. He came in and took deep breaths. "Have... to... tell you..." He burped out a letter. Twilight levitated the letter and read it in her head, but gasped

"CANTERLOT'S BEING INVADED!!!" She yelled

"By who!?"

"A group called... 'The Masters of Evil'." Kane's eyes widened and his pupils shrunk.

"We have to stop them!" Kane yelled "TO CANTERLOT!!!" He ran ashed at speeds that made Pinkie wonder where he went!

"Follow that stallion!" Rainbow Dash yelled. The Mane 6 began to chase the Stallion, as he ran to Canterlot, then flared his wings and began to fly! Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight flew after him, while the rest used the train to get over there. Using her strength, Twilight flew next to Kane, who was too focused to reach Canterlot.

"Who are the Masters of Evil?" She asked

"They're a group of supervillains," he replied "the worst of the worst from where Deadpool comes from. They work together to seek one common goal: complete world domination! Why is Deadpool doing this? This was suppose to be the FINAL CHAPTER!!!"

"Final Chapter!?"

"Yes! The end where Deadpool would save Equestria from them, using his Deus Ex Machina button to summon every other Hero to battle against them. But since he's in my spot, that won't happen!"

"What will happen, then!?"

"I have no clue."

The rest of the flight was silent, as they arrived into a war torn Canterlot, seeing a blast of green light coming from the castle! The non-fliers were on the floor, ruishing to the castle, as an army of Robots, human soldiers, and some of the canterlot soldiers chased after them.

"Let's see here," Kane spoke to himself "Doom bots, Ultron units, Sentinels, Hydra soldiers, The Chitauri, Elves, and brainwashed soldiers."

"What are we up against?" the princess asked

"Some of the most powerful villains." He released a powerful flap of his wings and flew inside, breaking a window, landing inside the throne room! The other three landed right behind him, and the doors were slammed open, as the rest cam inside! Kane gasped "My God! Just as I suspected!"

Five iconic villains stood in front of the ponies:

The Red Skull

Ultron

Magneto:

Female Loki:

And, the leader of them all, Doctor Doom!!!

The villains, along with some of their own guards, surrounded the three princess and prince, all tied up to each other back to back.

"Oh look," Loki pointed "more of these so called ponies."

"I'll handle this." Red Skull spoke, taking his pistol out and aimed it at the ponies.

"Wait!" Ultron yelled "My sensors indicate that these ponies are... different."

"Agreed," Magneto added "those two look like these three. Deal with the others, Red Skull."

"Negative! The others are swarming with a higher energy field around them unlike the others, something that will unlock something greater."

"Keep them alive!" Doctor Doom ordered, walking to the ponies. "These horses will do just fine when they become Latveria's slaves."

"Hey!" Twilight yelled "We're not horses and we're not slaves!"

"Yeah!" Rainbow Dash yelled "Just wait until Deadpool gets to you all!!!"

"Deadpool!?" Doom yelled, looking everywhere in fear. The others looked around in fear, unsure if the Merc with the Mouth will come and attack them all. Ultron presses some buttons on his arm, where a large laser scanned everywhere.

"There are no signs of Deadpool anywhere." The robot spoke.

"Classic mind tricks." Magneto commented

"...Playing us as fools!?" Loki yelled, marching to your author and the Mane 6. "Do you have any idea who we are!?"

"...Who are you?" Pinkie asked, tilting her head.

I'm doing this as a funny joke on him and those villains! Hopefully, they won't be too angry when I get back to my world.

Doctor Doom

Red Skull

Magneto

Ultron

Loki

All.

And I suck at lyrics!!!

Loki's left eye twitched, but she smiled and chuckled a bit.

"You wish to know who we are?" She asked "We'll tell you!" She snapped and some music began to play behind them. All the villains together released various 'Do's to make a rhythm.

"Uptown Funk and the Avengers theme song?" Kane asked "...I'm going to get you for this, Deadpool."

♫This horse, We're ice cold, we're villains with white gold!♫

♫This one, for them heroes, the zeroes, what can they do?♫

♫Smart masterpieces stylin', while in Livin’ it up in the city!♫

♫Got guts on with Xavier, my old best friend, I’m much smarter!♫

♫We're too hot! ♫(Evil!)

♫Called up S.H.I.E.L.D. and with a Cyclops. We're too hot!♫ (Evil!)

♫Make an Ant-Man retire through death, man, We’re too hot!♫ (Evil!)

♫Don't Say our names, you know who I are We're too hot!♫ (Evil!)

♫Am I bad 'bout that power? Break it down: Xavior sent you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)

♫Hitler sent me you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)

♫Odin sent me you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)

♫‘Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫

♫'Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫

♫‘Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫

♫It's Saturday night and Equestria's ours!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫ (come on)

The Mane 6 and Kane sat in a circle together, as the villains danced around them each showing off their powers with their soldiers surrounding them, arming themselves for combat, but also dancing to the beat as well!

♫Don’t believe us just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch! Hey, hey, hey, oh!♫

♫Stop! ... Wait a minute.♫

♫Fill my goblet, put some ale in it!♫

♫Kneel down, beg for life!♫

♫Ultron! Get the stretch!♫

♫We're Taking Asgard, New York, Atlantis, Everywhere!♫

♫If we show up, we gon’ take out, including the Guardian's Knowhere.♫

♫We're too hot! ♫(Evil!)

♫Called up S.H.I.E.L.D. and with a Cyclops. We're too hot!♫ (Evil!)

♫Make an Ant-Man retire through death, man, We’re too hot!♫ (Evil!)

♫Don't Say our names, you know who I are We're too hot!♫ (Evil!)

♫Am I bad 'bout that power? Break it down: Xavior sent you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)

♫Hitler sent me you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)

♫Odin sent me you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)

♫‘Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫

♫'Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫

♫‘Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫

♫It's Saturday night and Equestria's ours!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫ (come on)

♫Don’t believe us just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch! Hey, hey, hey, oh!♫ ... Before you plead, allow us tell you all something: ♫Masters Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up. Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up. I said Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up. Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up!♫ Come on, prance! Scream on it, If you're foolish then taunt us. If you're frightened then show it. Don’t try to hide it, come show us! Come on, prance! Scream on it, If you're foolish then taunt us.

♫It's Saturday night and Equestria's ours!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫ (come on)

♫Don’t believe us just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫

♫Don’t believe us, just watch! Hey, hey, hey, oh!♫

All of their soldiers joined During this, Celestia used her magic to teleport herself next to the ponies and, in another flash, disappeared.

♫Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up,Masters Funk you up ! Masters Funk you up,Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up!♫

They stopped and saw that their prisoners were gone!

"Shit!" Red Skull yelled

"Loki!" Doctor Doom yelled. They all turned to Loki, who had a blank look on her face, then awkwardly smiled

"It was fun, right?" She asked

"No worries," Ultron spoke "I figured something like this would happen."

"What did you do?" Magneto asked

"The brown one is not of their world. He may walk and fly like them, but his DNA says otherwise. I got a good scan of him and I am now locating his location right now."

"And where is that?" Doom asked, crossing his arms.

"...Follow me." His back opened up with some rockets coming out, and the robot flew away! Doom and Magneto followed, while both Red Skull and Loki took a lone Chitauri carrier.

The ponies all appeared right in front of the tree of harmony.

"Are you alright, Twilight?" Celestia asked

"I am, princess." Twilight replied

"That was entertaining!" Pinkie spoke, tossing a bucket of popcorn away

"Thank you, Celestia." Kane replied

"Who are you?" Celestia asked

"Uh... well... you see... I'm-"

"He's the reason why Deadpool's here and all the craziness is happening." Pinkie blurted. Celestia eyes wide3ned, and she looked back at the stallion Alicorn.

"Is this true!?"

"...Yes." he replied

"All of it!?" He nodded "Including... our dialogue?" Another nod. She stared at him with a look of anger that says 'Now you fucked up!' But instead of hearing Kane monologue about why he made this, enjoy some things my friends and I made that I WISH we got some MOTHER FUCKING CASH OFF OF!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV4DCfZt-Qo

Oh! I think we skipped to much. If you're wondering, the doucebags caught the other doucebags with my homies, as they are on the moon. Doctor Doom himself has the elements of Harmony with him, and Magneto placed all of them together in a girder that acted as rope on them.

"You really call these 'the elements of harmony'?" He asked

"...They do, not me." Kane replied, somewhere in between calm and completely flipping out.

"These aren't suppose to be used for 'Harmony' stuff around here! These are actually infinity stones!!!"

"Infinity stones!?" the mares asked in unison.

"It's a bunch of stones that only the most strong willed people can control, which has devastating effects if used unprofessionally." Kane replied. Everyone stared at him with a curious look.

"See what I mean." Ultron stated

"We'll get out of here!!!" Twilight yelled "And when we do, we'll-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7V1IYPdFJQ

...Sorry! Couldn't resist! Anyways, Loki brought in- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

"FLASH SENTRY!?!?!?" Everypony yelled

"Yes!" Loki replied "This pony is the reason your city was invaded!!!"

"But... why!?" Twilight asked, tears coming down from her face. Flash Sentry walked to her and placed his hoof under her chin.

"Oh Twilight," he spoke "if only there was someone who loved you."

"YOU BASTARD!!!" Kane yelled

"You will all thank me when everypony is under a single flag."

"Our flag!" Doctor Doom added.

"...Not entirely." Ultron spoke. He fired a blast at Magneto, knocking out the leader of mutants himself! Then, as an added bonus, he threw Red Skull into the darkness of space, as he floated, screaming!

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!?"

"You wish to have peace. Peace can only come through extinction. With these ponies, they'll be saved by their foolish actions."

"I'M THE LEADER HERE!!!"

"Not anymore. Loki?"

"On it, Sweetie!" Loki spoke, opening a portal behind Doom! Ultron fired a blast at Doom, sending him through the portal! Ultron picked up the elements.

"And now... you... Flash."

"Me!?" The doucebag horse asked

"You'll be the ultimate weapon. The thing needed to make everyone extinct!"

"But... I can't-" He was cut off as Ultron fired the Elements of Harmony on Flash! In a few moments, Flash started to become one with the moon and- Oh... hold a minute! MrAquino!? Is this your lost Sanic Fan Fic!?!?!? Ah! Before you answer that, let's just skip to the good part where a Giant Flash Sentry-Moon is heading towards Equestia and both Kane & Twilight (in her anime mane) go super saiyan! Enjoy the walk-through as MrAquino is Emo Hedgehog and Twi is Sanic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqvFZCXPHrU

So... yeah. Kane falls back to Equestria, but since I don't want to right any more chapters for him, PORTAL!!! And... there he is! Oh, he's such an ugly fat guy! Oh no... he's awake! I'll be going back now. OI!!! Blue Skidoo, we can too!!!

Author's Notes:

GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!! GO ON!! GIT!!! ... Sorry about that. Crazy experince. Well... at least I have some news for you all: I'm most likely going to Phoenix Comic Con!!! All 4 days, you have a chance to meet me in person!!! What do I look like? Well, go to the 26:45 mark here!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSfnK4xo1Y

I am not going to have a booth (no cash for it), and I will be going around with my father and, possibly, cousin! Please, don't be a stranger, and if you want to, I'll take a selfie with you! Also, if you want to, It's alright if you wish to leave me gifts (Ex: Ideas for who Deadpool should meet next, drawings of my beautiful O.C. beating up Flash Sentry/Brad, the decapitated head of Tirek, anything Marvel &/or MLP related, ECT.)
I will not be accepting anything dirty (so no naked human/anthro MLP characters as an example), as my father and cousin will be there
If you wish, I'll gladly accept your challenges to videogames. I may be alright in fighting games, but healthy stuff, I'll fail instantly, so you twigs can have your fun.
Deadpool cosplayers... talk to me as if YOU were the real Deadpool as in this fanfic. I really want to freak out my dad and cousin on what's going on!

Who should Deadpool meet next? Or, at least, give me ideas on how to get revenge on him.

Attack on Deadpool Seabreeze and the Breezies. Brreezy #1-IDGAF

Deadpool took my spot in space and- wait a minute... GET DOWN THERE!!! Sorry about that. Anyways, Deadpool fell to Equestria in a ball of fire, screaming until he feel to the hard floor of the earth with a loud SPLAT!!! Being Deadpool, he quickly healed as soon as he landed on the floor.

"HA!!!" He laughed "Your revenge scheme SUCKED!!!" Oh yeah... Need I remind you that you landed in Poison Joke? "Poison joke!?" He looked down and saw that he was standing in the blue flowers. "...oh s**t." He fell to the floor, unconscious as he had one of his weird dreams that, luckily, Luna didn't go in and see.

He slowly regained consciousness, hearing a bunch of voices around him and seeing what looked liked an afternoon sun setting in the distance, he was in a town, and the trees were more... ring looking.

"Is he awake?" a voice asked

"Looks like it."

"Why is he wearing that costume?"

"Is he single!?"

Deadpool groaned and finally got right up. He gasped as well as the creatures around him: they looked like ponies, but they were MUCH skinnier than regular ponies, didn't have cutie marks, two antennas stuck out of their heads, and all had translucent, butterfly looking wings.

GAH!!! BUGS!!!

Not just Bugs! BREEZIES!!!

"Breezies!?" Deadpool asked "FINALLY!!! Way to listen to the people, MrAquino!" I was busy with work, ok? And you shouldn't be laughing at me when you look ridiculous yourself. "What the f**k do you-" Deadpool stopped and looked at himself: He still had his suit and hands, but his legs now looked like that of a pony, he had two antennas sticking out of his head now, he had his old, Phoenix Wright looking blonde hair back, the breezy wings, and, over his butt crack, was a tail matching his hair color.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIWp5LdGeU

"...what was that!?" A breezie asked

"Rock-a-Doodle!!!" Deadpool replied, leaving you the link... wait... WHAT!? Nevermind, the breezies spoke to themselves as Bre-pool (Breezie-Deadpool's new name) stood around, waiting for at least one to respond with laughter. Unfortunately, you're an idiot, Wade; no T.V. here, remember?

I have to agree with him.

You did run into that one.

"Shut up!" Bre-Pool shouted to himself. The Breezies turned to him and stared at him. The crowd then parted, as a lone Breezie stood in front of Bre-Pool. Despite having eyelashes like a woman, this Breezie was a male thanks to the shape of it's eyes, had a blue head & hooves, covered by a black leotard looking suit with white ruffles around his neck & legs, white-grey antennas sticking out of his really girly, pink poofy mane. This was-

"VEGETA!!!" Bre-pool interrupted, wearing saiyan armor straight from Dragon Ball Z "What does the scouter say about his power lever!?"

"It's over 9000!!!" Seabreeze yelled, also in saiyan armor out of nowhere, going into a remix that starts 15 Seconds in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwinHelzosw

During the feverish remix, Deadpool danced along, doing the splits while flipping forwards & backwards, doing a lot of break dancing moves. When it ended, all the breezies stood with questioned looks on their faces, as Seabreeze started to remove the small armor off of him!

"Oh come on!" Deadpool yelled, picking up the armor bits "Dragon Ball fans go crazy for this s**t! More if we did Kamehamehas!"

"Enough of this!" Seabreeze yelled in his high pitch Irish or Scottish accent (Sorry, I can't tell the two!)

"Apparently."

"What do you mean by 'apparently'?"

"Nothing. Just talking to the loser of an author of an even worse fanfic."

HEY!!! I have a lot of likes!

"Yeah, and when you get many dislikes, POOF!!! Deleted!!!"

... Let's make this interesting then. Screaming was heard, as a lone Breezy came from around the corner, flying as fast as it could!

"RUN!!!" it yelled "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

"Run from what!?" Seabreeze yelled. Large booms were heard, as the ground shook! From around the corner, came a couple of giant changelings!

"Changelings!?" Deadpool yelled "Why did you bring 'em here!?"

"We didn't bring any here!"

"Not you! The author!"

"Author!?"

"There they are!!!" one of the changelings now booming voice spoke, getting into a crouching position. "And it looks like it's snack time!"

"...oh s**t." Bre-pool spoke. "RUN!!!" The Breezies began to run away as fast as they could, as the giant changelings began to run towards their prey. Breezies ran into their homes with friends & loved ones, sealing the doors & windows from inside, as one or two changeling gnawed onto the roof of their house to get the defenseless insect ponies inside. Both Deadpool and Seabreeze ran side to side, as a lone changeling chased after them!

"How did they get in here!?" Seabreeze yelled "The portal only opens to breezies and for only once a year!!!"

"That's because the author is an a**hole!"

"Slow down, tasties!!!" The giant changeling yelled. Deadpool looked behind, seeing the giant making it's way towards them.

"Get to your wife and kid! I'll lure it away!!!"

"How do you know I have a child!?" Seabreeze asked

"JUST DO IT!!!" Seabreeze gave him a questionable look, but nodded and ran to his right. Deadpool turned around to the giant changeling. "Oi! Do you even know who the f**k I am!? I'M DEADPOOL!!!"

"Deadpool!?" the giant asked, not even slowing down "Oh you'll be delicious then!!!"

Is the author really adding Vore to this?

It has to be somewhere in many adventures.

"Oh please! This ain't our first rodeo! We've been through this MULTIPLE TIMES before! NSFW!!!" He tripped and saw the hoof of the giant changeling closing in on him! He tried his best to scamper away, but the changeling pressed him down, crushing him a bit.

"Now," the giant spoke, levitating Deadpool to it's drooling maw "for my sibling you killed!!!"

"Can't we just talk this over?" The changeling opened it's mouth and tossed Bre-pool inside, closing it's mouth and began to play with Bre-pool inside. Bre-pool was tossed around the mouth of the changeling, being drenched in saliva, and the whole place vibrated with the changeling moaning in a heavenly way. The place tilted, and Bre-pool went down a slimey tunnel that tightly massaged him as he fell, until going into a larger area that was dark and filled with liquid inside.

Looks like we're in it's stomach.

EW!!! It's hot, it's squishy, and everything's wet!

And more breezies will come down here soon.

"Hold on a sec." Deadpool spoke. "What's that smell?" He took a whiff. "It... it smells like... soap?"

Could the changelings be so desperate to eat anything, they ate soap!?

Seems legit. Let's look for it!

"Already there!" He navigated the stomach of the changeling he was in, touching the walls & making the changeling outside giggle as Bre-pool unintentionally tickled it. A few moments later, Bre-pool bumped into a solid bottle.

Now what!?

Roll the clip!

Starts in the 30 second area. Aslo, thanks to the juices inside the Changeling mixed with soap to cure Poison joke, Deadpool goes back to nornal size, but is still a Breezie-Human mix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBC5XBbsZRk

Geez! I think we really went a little nuts there.

We've been nuts!

"God D****t!" Deadpool yelled, looking at his butt "We're still a Human-Breezie mix!"

We can go back to being a person once all the Breezies are saved.

ooh! Time to Hero up!!!

"NO!!! F**K THAT!!! Let's do this and get outta here!"

Seabreeze stood with his family, all backed up to, hopefully, get away from the changeling that stood right up to them, licking it's lips. The father stood up to the Changeling, willing to sacrifice his own life for his own wife & child.

"Wait!" His wife yelled "You can't! Think about our child!"

"I am!" Seabreeze yelled back "Run and find a new home! I'll die knowing I gave you a chance to raise our son!"

"Don't throw your life away!!!"

"We throw our lives away to sustain our home! I might as well do it now! Go!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!" He turned to the changeling that would sound awesome, but came off as unintentionally funny.

"GET REKT!!!" Deadpool's voice yelled

2:06-3:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EniYBVAOamQ

Seabreeze watched in fear and awe as Deadpool, the giant Breezie-human-furry was killing a changeling right in front of his eyes. Deadpool turned around and walked to Seabreeze, who only stood, frozen with fear. He knelt down to both of his knees, and, carefully, poked Seabreeze on his muzzle.

"Boop!" Deadpool simply said, as Seabreeze's face scrunched on impact from Deadpool's colossal finger. Seabreeze's wife, still holding onto her child, ran to her husband's size, but gasped at seeing their savior.

"I-is that-" the wife stammered in her words.

"Hola! Name's Deadpool! I told your husband to go and find you two while I got eaten by one of those changeling a**holes."

"But... how are you alive?"

"The plot demands it and I wish I could die."

"Well... thank you."

"Don't thank me yet! I still got some murdering to do! MURDER TIME FUN TIME!!!" He teleported away, leaving only some dust & red smoke behind. Seabreeze fainted, falling to the floor with a thud, passing out from what he just saw.

"Oh dear! Let's get back inside the house."

Deadpool saw a bunch of changeling gathered around a taller than average building, as many began to bang their heads on it.

"Well," He spoke to himself "let's get it on!"

0:45-1:02, 1:51-2:28, 3:20-4:04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H86HPFwsVrc

Ignore all the dialogue spoken by the people and play this instead as the rampage goes on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6O4j71bZ4

Edits for each scene:

-I'm back, B****ES!!!

-FALCON... PUNCH!!! POWAH!!! Oh! You want some too!? YOINK!!! OH YEAH!!! YO UGLY!!! FOOTBALL KICK!!! KICK THE BABY!!!

*Missing scene for some reason*

Ew!!! He's giving us head!!!

You wish! He's biting our d**k off!!!

-LEEROY JENKINS!!! Ow! F**k that arm!!! F**k that arm too! NOM!!!

Ew!!! He tastes like bug!!!

What do you expect? Oh! To our right! Now... right behind us!

Bleh. MY BUTT ITCHES!!!

The changelings ran away, not even getting a single breezy into their hungry bellies. The Breezies, including seabreeze himself, walked to the giant human-breezy that saved their lives.

"Uh... little help?" Deadpool asked "Just get my arms and I'll do the rest." Without any words, the breezies dragged Deadpools arms back to where they should be. Deadpool rolled himself over, as his muscles laid contact with each other & reconnected, until he eventually got back to normal... that is... if having wings, antennas, a tail, and pony shaped lower legs are fine.

That feels much better! Can we scratch our a** now!?

Perhaps later.

"I just want to get rid of this stuff now." Deadpool spoke to himself, standing up. That's when he realized one thing: he was nearly the size of Godzilla to these little guys, and he may not be able to exit the same way as the changelings did. "Give me a sec!" He carefully strolled around town, then saw what he needed: Poison joke! He fell face first into the plant, a puff of smoke with a horrible fart sound effect, and Deadpool shrunk &turned, not into a furry form of a breezy, but a full on Breezy! The other Breezies followed him and gasped at what happened.

"What happened to you!?" one of the Breezies asked

"Clearly, I didn't pop out of the back of my giant self's neck, that's for sure!"

"How can we repay you!?" Another asked. As if on cue, Bre-pool's phone (which didn't shrink), fell in front of them! They all gasped, but Bre-pool walked around it, then smiled.

"I have one."

After an annoying gathering of having every single Breezy stand together and making everyone present, Deadpool stood next Seabreeze, who also stood next to his wife.

"I' sorry for not saying it, but thank you for saving our lives." Seabreeze spoke

"Ain't nopony messing my homies!" Deadpool replied

"Homies?"

"It's slang for friends."

"Friends... we're... friends?"

"Hell yeah! Hopefully, I can see you pass by with some of that pollen the next time we cross paths."

"And I hope we meet each other without anything trying to kill us."

"Agreed! Everyone, say Beoir!"

"BEOIR!!!" Every Breezy spoke together. A picture was taken as, not a selfie, but a large group photo was taken!

"Say, need help with that?" Seabreeze asked. Deadpool looked at his giant phone.

"I'm sure I can handle it." He replied.

Author's Notes:

Sorry for not making more chapters. I was busy with another project I wanted to do really badly.
And if you are wondering, Yes! I do have voraphilia, but I'm not a fan of AoT's. (Very bloody, I actually prefer soft where the person's still alive and/or you don't see the digestion process) . If you're wondering about "Nom" (one of my favorites), it's not that it has Vore in it, but Anon reminds me a lot of Dan from Dan Vs, and I find Dan hilarious! Please, no vore gifts. Don't need to get more questionable looks from my father & cousin as I do with MLP already.

A break from craziness: Pony #101 & 102: Lotus and Aloe Blossom

"Why the f**k did I not accept help!?" Bre-pool yelled to himself, struggling to hold his phone in his hands

See what happens when our pride get in the way?

Yeah! We become men! Stop whining and carry that phone!!!

"Easy for you to say! If only I could multiply myself somehow."

Hell no! I'm fine with him as another voice, but I don't want to be with him in the flesh!

Same thing here!

"Fine! I'll carry this stupid phone! Yo! Update the people what's happening ever since that 'Attack on Titan' reference chapter."

Don't tell me how to do my job. Anyways, Bre-pool had a steady flow of wind coming right behind him, blowing him to where he believe was Ponyville.

Tee hee! He said blow!

You blow.

Yeah. The wind, if you're wondering, was caused by the escaping changelings, and Bre-pool, still holding onto his phone, floated into the town of Ponyville. Without her noticing, Rainbow Dash flew past Bre-pool, making him float wildly.

"DAMN YOU BREEZY WINGS!!!" He floated right into a the sauna, where the Mane 6 all rested together, getting hooficures.

"I wonder where Deadpool's been," Fluttershy spoke while in the tub "he's been gone for a really long time."

"There's no need to worry for him." Rainbow Dash spoke, shooing one of the twins away from her hooves "We've seen what he's capable of, and I'm fine not having another Pinkie Pie around here."

"Them's fighting words!" Pinkie growled for a second, then went into a near depressed look. "It's been a while since he summoned the Taco squad for help. I do wonder if he's alright."

"At least his house is maintained." Rarity quipped "That is... if you count a Diamond Dog stampede as maintenance."

"I'm more concerned on where that other Alicorn feller went." Applejack spoke "It seems like she does had looks for you, princess."

"ME!?!?!?" Twilight yelled, blushing a bit "Uh... no! He... just knows how to be nice to me... protected me from those other humans... teamed up with me... and-" Deadpool's phone landed on her head, confusing the Alicorn princess for a second.

"Is that Deadpool's phone!?" Rainbow Dash asked in complete surprise

"Whoah nelly!" Applejack said, bracing herself for what Deadpool was going to do. Fluttershy looked ahead, as a small, red Breezie with a blonde mane & tail landed on her muzzle.

"Oh my!" Fluttershy exclaimed "A breezie! What are you doing here, little one?" Without saying anything, the Breezie jumped off Fluttershy's muzzle like an Olympic diver, barely making a splash. In a few seconds, Deadpool appeared, splashing everypony around him, as his mask & head were untouched by the waters.

"What I was doing," Deadpool spoke, unphased "is to tell you that the Alicorn Twilight was having feelings for is overweight, works as a cart pusher, and was lying about everything to you all."

YOU B*****D!!!

"Where were you!?" Rainbow Dash yelled in anger, shaking the water off her coat.

"♫I was runnin' through the 6 with my woes! You know how that should go! You know how that should go!♫"

"... I won't question that." Rarity spoke. Deadpool relaxed more into the pool.

"Ah... that feels good."

"Did the pool just get colder?" Fluttershy asked. The door opened, followed by a gasp.

"Deadpool!?" A woman's voice asked. "Sister! You need to see this!" Deadpool looked up and saw what was a pink earth pony with a blue mane, wearing what looked like a white bandanna on it's head & a white collar. Another pony, this one looking awfully familiar wearing the same stuff to the other, but was blue with a pink mane. She gasped at Deadpool as well.

"Aloe!" The blue one spoke "Is that really Deadpool!?"

"It is, Lotus," The pink one replied "The human that's saved our town multiple times!"

"Eeyup!" Deadpool replied in his best Big Mac voice

"And he does impersonations!" Lotus squeeled.

"Come Deadpool," Aloe spoke "you'll get the best spa treatment of your life! Free of charge!"

"SWEET!!!" Deadpool yelled, getting out of the tub and quickly drying himself off. "Your best man is going to be Fabulized!" Deadpool followed the sisters inside their spa.

"Please." Aloe spoke

"Remove your clothes." Lotus added

"Ooh! We're going there!?" Deadpool asked, failing at trying to be sly about it.

"We are!"

"... Well... there's a first for everything!" Deadpool began to remove all his clothing, but, to keep this a Teen rating story, I slipped Deadpool 50 bucks to keep his underwear on. "Damn straight! And I'm keeping the mask on so you two won't be scared of my face."

"Understandable," Aloe spoke "please, lie down on this."

This is gonna be some kinky s**t!!!

We still have our underwear on, so there won't be anything kinky.

"We don't know that!" Deadpool spoke to himself. "Thanks for the 50 bucks, sucker!!!" He tried to take off his underwear, but the twins returned, both with buckets & brushes in their mouths.

"Please," Lotus spoke "don't move while we add this."

"I won't baby!" The sisters began to pour the strange contents inside the bucket all over Deadpool's body (minus the head and groin area). Deadpool felt the soothing liquid on him, remembering the most famous & often parodied sexy song from Gunther Levi. When his song ended, he finally realized what was happening!

What the-!? We can't move!!!

Oh god! I think this is what it is!

What!? WHAT IS IT!?

... it's-

"A BRAZILIAN!!!" Deadpool yelled in fear.

To understand how painful this is, watch this at the 20 second mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t5G4-j-0yg

We're not even that hairy!

Agreed, but the PAIN!!!

Both sister ripped off the remained of Deadpool's chest hair, causing the merc to wheeze in pain.

"That's all!" Aloe spoke with a smile.

"Does that feel good, Mr. Deadpool?" Lotus asked, also with a smile.

"...No." Deadpool wheezed.

"Don't worry! We just had to get rid of the most painful procedure first."

"Your real spa session will begin!" Aloe added.

"...Oh good." Deadpool spoke with hope. "This should go well." And it did! He went through everything one should expect to be in a spa: steam sitting rooms, mud baths, facial stuff (don't ask, he kept the mask on and they followed), Hooficures (or in Deadpool's case, it's both a manicure & pedicure), and he headed to where he'd have a massage.

"Is everything going well?" Aloe asked

"Everything's FANTASTIC!!!" Deadpool replied, feeling really relaxed.

"Need any type of massage before we're finished?" Lotus asked

"Just the best one that everyone goes for."

Oh my!

You may want to reconsider that.

"We'll give you the best massage ever!" Aloe announced

"And I'm sure he will enjoy giving it!" Lotus added. Deadpool froze.

"'He'!?" Deadpool asked. The wall crashed right behind him. Deadpool turned to see Bulk Biceps standing there!

"LET'S DO THIS!!!" He yelled

"NO!!!" Bulk grabbed Deadpool's head with his pecs and dragged the merc away for the ultimate massage of his life! Let's just say, minus any of the sword users, the characters of Mortal Kombat would be proud. Deadpool crawled out of the massage room, dragging himself until he saw the feet of a certain baby dragon. He looked up, only to see Spike looking down at him

"Took the extra strength hot stone deep tissue massage?" He asked

"Yep." Deadpool replied

"Bulk Biceps?"

"Yep."

"Got carried away?"

"Oh yeah!"

"Feeling better?"

"...Not really."

"You will the next day." Aloe and Lotus came from right behind and picked Deadpool up, placing him on the chair.

"Thank you so much for being with us today!" Aloe spoke

"We hope to see you again soon!" Lotus added

"YEAH!!!" Bulk Biceps yelled, appearing right behind the two. Everyone turned to Bulk Biceps, who just stood there, flaxing his muscles.

"...Yeah... perhaps." Deadpool spoke, pulling out his phone. "But I think we should remember this, just in case."

"That sounds great!" Aloe exclaimed

"Perfect way to end this day!" Lotus added. The two got together, as both Aloe & Louts were on Deadpool's side, and Bulk Biceps photo bombing the picture as he flexed in the background.

Author's Notes:

What's a spa like? Eh, who cares!?
Who should Deadpool meet next?

Discord's What!? Pony #103: Muse of Discord

Deadpool was fast asleep in his bad, back at his mansion sized indoor home. He was fast asleep until he heard loud and, might he say, creepy music playing outside. Curiously, he opened the window near his bed and looked outside: there was a stage set up with lights & fog covering the stage, and the silhouette of what was a pegasus stallion with Rainbow Dash shaped hair & tail, standing alone with a pair of headphones.

Is it Halloween already!?

You mean Nightmare Night? No. It's far from it.

Jeez that's creepy as hell!

And I think those other ponies will agree as well.

Deadpool looked down, seeing the townsfolk exiting their houses and surrounding the stage, many of the colts & fillies shivering with fear!

"♫Laughing silently, thinking violently. Chaos rattles my brain.♫" The stallion sang.

"Now that's creepy as hell!" Deadpool commented.

"♫Breath anxiety, live defiantly. Dying brought so much pain. Discord oversees, taking over me. Long ago I lost the fight. Goodbye harmony, hello agony. Goodbye wrong and right. See my accolades slowly fade away, Blood is boiling, souls is spoiling. Nothing wrong with me, art of cruelty. Nothing wrong with me. Stay away from me.♫"

"Hell no!" Deadpool teleported next to the stallion, wearing what was clearly a Batman-Deadpool crossover costume

Now you're just p***ing off the audience.

We look so awesome!

We look like an idiot.

"Haters gonna hate!" Deadpool yelled. "Continue!" The stallion gave him a confused look and continued, keeping his weird, sexy but creepy voice.

"♫Always on patrol, fear of lost control. Won't lose my mind overnight. But normal life is droll, think I might enroll in a destiny less bright. The faster that I sink, the more it makes me think I'm living life all wrong. Always liked the dark, time that I embark to a place where I belong. See my accolades slowly fade away, Blood is boiling, soul is spoiling. Nothing wrong with me, art of cruelty. Nothing wrong with me. Stay away from me.♫" The lights showed the pegasus' true self: it was a white pegasus with a brown mane & tail with matching Big Mac looking hooves, Princess Cadence looking wings that transitioned to light blue at the tip, having yellow in the middle, and a reverse ♪ as his cutie mark.

How original.

Ooh! He forgot the Flutter-bat ears

"♫See my accolades slowly fade away, Blood is boiling, souls is spoiling. Nothing wrong with me, art of cruelty. Nothing wrong with me.♫"

"Something clearly is!" Deadpool commented. The pegasus gave Deadpool an angered look

"♫Nothing wrong with me.♫

"You sure about that? Please, I have problems too!"

"♫Nothing wrong with me.♫"

"Fine! I'll sing with you!"

"♫See my accolades slowly fade away, Blood is boiling, souls is spoiling.♫" They both sang together "♫Nothing wrong with me, art of cruelty. Nothing wrong with me.♫"

"♫Finally I see.♫" The pegasus sang on his own "♫Nothing wrong with me, nothing wrong with me, nothing wrong with me. Nothing wrong with me, nothing wrong with me. Muse of Discord sees, finally I'm free!♫"

Muse?

It's a word.

Well no s**t Sherlock!

Ugh! It's a noun which is used for inspiration.

So?

"FINALLY!!!" Discord yelled, appearing and holding the pegasus in the sky "A fan who makes music instead of chasing me all day!"

"SENPAI!!!" ILoveKimPossibleALot yelled "NO!!!" She went from a sad look to a serious scrunch face and stared at the other pegasus. Deadpool's alarm for a midnight snack went off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHq-v4HJVqE

"Oops!" Deadpool spoke "My bad! Who are you, by the way?"

"What!?" The stallion asked "I'm the Muse of Discord!"

"No you're not!" a woman's voice yelled "I am!!!" In a puff of smoke, Screwball appeared

"He's my senapi!!!" Kim yelled, flying & landing onstage.

"Well he's my daddy!!!"

"He's my muse." M.O.D. added. They all growled at each other, but were distracted by a key.

"How about this," Discord spoke, dangling the key from his tail "whoever holds the key until sunrise will let me be whoever they want me to be."

"...just hold this key?" Kim asked

"Until the morning-" M.O.D. added

"and from each other?" Screwball added. The three stared at the key. Deadpool pulled a pistol out and fired it into the air! M.O.D. took the key and ran away!

"Get back here!!!" Kim yelled, chasing him

"For my father!" Screwball yelled, chasing after them. A protal opened up, and they all entered, now wearing pirate outfits with a sord of their own.

M.O.D. as Jack Sparrow, Kimpossible as second guy, and Screwball as lover boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfkqKJohuTI

"Oh wait... THE KEY!!!" M.O.D. yelled, running after the wheel! Both Screwball and Kim clashed their swords together, as another portal opened up, sucking them all in! M.O.D. fell into the wheel again, but all three crashed into what was a giant wall, leaving the wooden wheel in pieces & splinters. The key was a foot from each of them. Deadpool walked up and picked up the key.

"TIME'S UP!!!" Discord yelled

"At last!" Deadpool yelled, as a flash of lightning came down and zapped him, making him wear a He-man outfit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk

Pointing his sword at them, all that came out of his sword wasn't lasers or lightning, but some streamers.

"...This just got weird." Kim commented

"So... We're worthless?" M.O.D. asked

"Does that mean I'm now adopted!?!?!" Screwball yelled in fear.

"NO!" Deadpool yelled "I give all thee title of... whatever you are to Discord."

"WHAT!?" Discord yelled. Deadpool kicked the rubble off of the ponies.

"Go and do what you love to do with Discord."

"DADDY!!!" Screwball yelled

"SEPNAI!!!" Kim yelled.

"SELFIE!!!" Deadpool yelled, picking up M.O.D. and taking a picture with him.

Do you know what I just recognized.

What?

Where is his Sister and mother?

... what?

This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pkWdROzg0Q

Author's Notes:

While you're waiting for the next chapter, please, enjoy some of my other fics:
Dragonfire
Mares in Black
Too long title
And the Alicorn Origins (though it's cancelled)

300 LIKES!?!?!? Robots # 3-8 and Pony #104 & 105: The FNAF Robots and Pipsqueak with Hoofbeard

It was the afternoon at Horseshoe bay, and a little colt sat on the beach, making a sand castle. He was relatively small for someone his age, and was a bit scrawny, but he has a white coat with light brown patches over his left eye, chest, around his tail, & on his left hind hoof, making him look more like a puppy than a pony, but was saved with from being called a dog thanks to his brown mane. He heard what was a boom in the distance, followed by someone laughing and heavy flapping of wings!

"THOUEST WILL PAY FOR RUINING THY SLEEP!!!" A familiar royal voice yelled, shaking the breach.

"But Cake gobbler thinks it's funny!!!" Another voice replied, taking deep breaths.

"CELESTIA WILL FIND IT FUNNY WHEN I SERVE THOUEST HEAD ON A PLATTER!!!

"So you ponies really do eat meat!?" The young foal got up and looked in the distance. Traveling & running nonstop, was Deadpool himself, persuaded by the the princess of the Night herself, with what appeared to be jelly on the right side of her face! Before he could react, Deadpool quickly grabbed the foal in his arms and turned around, and tossed him at the princess herself like if he were a football!

"PIPSQUEAK!?" the princess asked, before being smacked in the face by the foal, causing the princess to lose her flight and crash into the sandy floor below. Deadpool approached to the two, seeing the small foal cling on to Luna's face for dear life, and the princess clearly knocked the f**k out!

Let's hope he's not recycling the same jokes.

Wait... aren't we a joke as well?

...Don't you ever make that assumption again.

"Princess!" The colt yelled in a British accent "Are you alright? Say something!"

"Gonna... get... you... Deadpool." Luna grumbled.

"Who are you talking about?"

"That'd be me, little Pipsqueak!" Deadpool announced. Pip froze in fear and turned around, seeing Deadpool stand over him like a giant!

"What... did you do to her?"

"What I did for a few thousand likes like these idiots!" Deadpool pulled out his phone and showed Pipsqueak why Luna has Jelly on her cheek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBbi7CEGEuQ

"...Some of these aren't even 'Smack cams'." Pip commented

"Yeah... YouTube tends to do that." Deadpool replied.

"What are you gonna do when she wakes up?" Deadpool picked up a shovel.

"The only way I know how."

"WHAT!?!?!?"

"LAND HO!!!" A voice yelled. They turned to the ocean, only to see a large ship heading landing on the beach. A figure swung from the ropes, landing near them.

"OH NO!!!" Deadpool yelled "Johnny Depp dressed up Captain Jack Sparrow as a pony!!!"

"What in Hoofey Jones Locker are ye talking about!?" the pirate pony replied "The name be Hoofbeard; legend of the Equestrian seas!!!"

"A real pirate!?" Pipsqueak asked in excitement

"Aye! I have came here to Horseshoe bay to find meself a crew for an adventure!"

"Adventure!? Where!?"

"A portal opened above me, and I retrieved a map, revealing a place with treasure! I need a tough as nails crew to do this. Will you three be willing to embark on this adventure with me?"

"WOULD I!!! What about you princess!?" Luna grumbled with her face in the sand. Deapool lifted Lunas head by her horn.

"Throw you... in jail." She grumbled. Deadpool released her, making her face plop into the sand.

"She means 'yes'." Deadpool replied "And I have some crew members that will help us out!"

"More crew mates!?"Hoofbeard asked "Bring 'em in!"

"They're already here." In a puff of smoke, the taco squad appeared! Discord, Fluffle Puff, Pinkie, and Deadpool were dressed in pirate gear, ready to sail the seas... except for Sonata.

"What's wrong with you?" Discord asked

"I can swim." She simply replied.

"Can't forget two other things!" Deadpool announced. In a cartoonish bubble cloud, Deadpool pounced on both Pipsqueak and Luna, forcing Pipsqueak to be back in his nightmare night costume and Luna dressed up as a pirate

She looks adorable!

Let's hope she forgives us when she awakens.

"Come on lads!" Deadpool yelled "Let's earn us some booty!"

"Shouldn't I tell my mom about this." Deadpool picked up Pipsqueak and whispered in his ear.

"Don't worry about that. Luna's going with us, and she's a princess, so when you return, Luna will take the blame for you being gone on our adventure. Doesn't that sound good?"

"It... does... but it fells wrong."

"You'll get used to it!" Deadpool's ladies picked up Luna and brought her into the ship. After a few preparations, the ship sailed into the sead, and their adventure began!

While Luna woke up after they set sailed, but after seeing herself in the adorable Pirate outfit, and was with Pipsqueak, she forgave Deadpool. While they were off to a great start, everyone was under the hot sun, having only the waves of the ocean being the sound heard.

"It's been two weeks since we left Canterlot." Luna complained

"2 days since there was a breeze." Pinkie added.

"Oh no!" Discord yelled "I've got the madness!!! I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!!"

"I'VE GOT IT TOO!!!" Sonata yelled

"Cabin fever!!!" Everyone but Hoofbeard yelled.

Deadpool

Luna

Pipsqueak

Sonata

Pinkie

Discord

♫I got cabin fever, It's burning in my brain! ♫

♫I got cabin fever, It's driving me insane! ♫

♫We've got cabin fever, We're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas!!!♫

*Dancing!*

♫We've got cabin fever, we've lost what sense we had, We've got cabin fever we're all going mad!♫

♫Grab yer partners by the ears, Lash 'em to the wheel! Dosey doe, step on his toe, Listen to him squeal! Allemande left, allemande right, It's time to sail or sink. Swing yer partner over the side and drop 'im in the drink!♫

♫We've got cabin fever,♫

♫No ifs, ands or buts,♫

[color=#265daf♫]We're disoriented♫

♫And demented,♫

♫And a little nuts!♫

♫Ach nor beaver, Volkswagen car! Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel! Unt is vunderbarr. ♫