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Somewhere in a rock farm cellar...

Trixie was seen talking to a large group of villains who were members of the new council she put together.

"Welcome, mares and gentlecolts. The Great and Powerful Trixie is glad to see you've all arrived. I have assembled all of the My Little Pony G4 villains into one place. This day shall see the end of Princess Twilight Sparkle and her worthless friends! With our combined evil, we shall defeat them...somehow!" Trixie exclaimed. "Now for the evil roll call!"

"Discord!"

"This evil council is truly chaotic!" Discord chuckled evilly.

"Sunset Shimmer!"

"Word to yo mama." Sunset commented.  

"Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon!"

"You're lame!" Diamond Tiara yelled.

"Yeah, we don't like you!" Silver Spoon added.

"Tirek!"

"Hello, Equestria!" The centaur greeted.

"King Sombra!"

"Crystals!" The grey unicorn exclaimed.

"Snips and Snails!"

"Duh..." They said.

"And finally, Ah...Ah-Ah-Ahuzot. How do you pronounce this?!?! Ahuzot...Quetzotl? Ok, I'm just gonna call you Daring Do's enemy, alright?" Trixie groaned.

Ahuizotl just grumbled in annoyance at this.  

"Anyways, now let's get onto business, EVIL business! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Trixie laughed evilly.

"Wait a minute, this is it? These are all of the My Little Pony villains?" Sunset asked with a confused expression.

"What are you blathering on about?" Trixie questioned.

"Come on, Trix! This can't be it! I mean, what about Luna AKA Nightmare Moon?!" Sunset asked.

"We don't need Luna or Nightmare Moon! She would just slow us down with her fanbase and all that. That's my story and I'm sticking do it!" Trixie answered with a scoff.

"She turned you down because she's not evil anymore, right?" Sunset asked.

"Look, just shut the [bleep] up! Luna is not one of us! She's a hero now, it gives us villains a bad name!" Trixie snapped.

"But wait! I'm not a villain either." Discord commented.

"Of course, you are! You tried to put Equestria into eternal chaos, remember?" Trixie retorted.

"I was just confused! Honestly, I had no idea what I was doing!" Discord protested.

"Is that what you told Fluttershy when she caught you making out with your special somepony?" Sunset asked with a smirk.

"Hahahahahaha! Yeah!" Diamond Tiara laughed.

"Yeah! Hahahahahahahaha! Um...I don't get it." Silver Spoon commented.

"Silence! I command you all to shut the [bleep] up! We did not come here to discuss Discord's sexuality!"  Trixie commanded.

"I did!" Tirek exclaimed.

"Shut up! What we came here to do is beat Twilight and her friends once and for all!" Trixie snapped.

"Crystals." King Sombra commented.

"By the way, there are no free cake slices. That was a lie." Trixie added.

"Crystals..." King Sombra sighed sadly.

"So, how exactly are we going to defeat Twilight and her friends? Are we going to kill them?" Sunset asked. "Because I would totally be on board with that. Especially if it involves fire. I like fire.  It makes me feel comfy."

"No, we won't kill Twilight and her friends! That would be too obvious!" Trixie exclaimed.

"Too fun, more like it..." Sunset grumbled.

"Drum roll, please!" Trixie commanded, but a drumroll wasn't heard. "Come on, is it too hard to ask for a [bleeping] drumroll?!"

Then, the drumroll came up.

"Thank you, for Celestia's sake!" The blue unicorn groaned. "In order to defeat Twilight and her friends, we're going to...play a game of Battle Clouds with them! DUN, DUN, DUNNNNN!"

"That's your plan?" Sunset asked with a bored expression.

"I already did that." Discord commented.

"Yeah, heheheheh, me too." Silver Spoon added.

"This will be no ordinary Battle Clouds game. It will...ok, you can stop the drumroll now!" Trixie began before the drumroll stopped. "Thank you. This game of Battle Clouds will take place...on a boat!"

"A boat?" Sunset groaned in annoyance.

"Yes! Ingenious, isn't it?" Trixie smirked.

"Why a boat?" Sunset asked.

"Because, when they lose the game, we'll...push them off the edge of the boat and into the sea!" Trixie answered proudly.

"And what, prey tell, would that accomplish?" Sunset questioned Trixie.

"Well, their manes would get soaked and it'll take hours for them to dry them off!" Trixie responded.

"Why do we even need to play Battle Clouds? Can't we just push them off the boat?" Sunset suggested.

"No! The Battle Clouds game is important to our plot! The evil plot! Which I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, is the evil mastermind of said plot!" Trixie snapped.

"Um...hey. Where are all of the Pegasi?" Diamond Tiara asked.

"Yeah, heh-heh, where ARE all of the Pegasi?" Silver Spoon added.

"What did they just say?" Trixie asked.

"I think she wants to know where are the Pegasi at?" Sunset answered.

"Foolish neighsayers! There are no Pegasi in My Little Pony! There are only Earth Ponies and Unicorns! And I am the most powerful of them all!" Trixie snapped.

"Keep telling yourself that." Discord commented.

"Look, if we're going to defeat Twilight and her friends, we need to think of something truly evil. Something that doesn't involve board games." Sunset explained.

"What?! No games?! You're insane! I mean, more insane than the rest of us!" Trixie gasped.

"I have an idea!" Tirek declared.

"Oh, and what is your idea, giant centaur?" Trixie asked.

"Why don't we steal Equestria's magic?" Tirek suggested. "Ponies usually laugh when I say that."

"Well, we're not laughing, so shut your [bleep]ing mouth." Trixie snarled. "What about you, Daring Do's enemy? Got any ideas?"

Ahuizotl grumbled in response.

"Yeah, that's great. Shut up." Trixie mumbled.

"Wait a minute, if these are all of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic villains, then where are those three siren freaks that tried corrupting Canterlot High with their singing? You know, the ones from the Equestria Girls sequel?" Sunset asked.

"You mean the movies nobody liked because of that Flash Sentry fellow and that everypony was a human?" Trixie questioned.

"Those are the ones." Sunset nodded.

"I didn't invite them; they're just a bunch of dorks." Trixie scoffed.

"For once, we agree on something." Sunset smiled evilly.

Meanwhile, in the Changeling Hive...

"This is an outrage! Trixie is holding an Evil Council and we're not invited! They've even got free cake slices, the fools!" Queen Chrysalis snapped.

"That Trixie is so mean, boss!" Sonata Dusk whined.

"Yeah, I can't believe she wouldn't allow us into her group!" Adagio Dazzle groaned.

"Zug, Zug." Aria Blaze said.

"We're not going to have her get away with this. We'll have our own evil council and ours will be much better.  And we'll have tacos! Tacos are better than cake slices! Isn't that right, my evil siren henchponies?" Chrysalis suggested.

"Hooray!" Sonata cheered.

"Zug, Zug." Aria added.

Back in the rock farm cellar...

"Come on, one of you mother [bleep]ers must have a decent plan to defeat Twilight and her friends!" Trixie groaned.

"Duh, I have an idea." Snails declared.

"Oh, goody. The dumb lanky unicorn colt has an idea. Well, go ahead and tell us, you scrawny little sparrow." Trixie commented.

"Duh, why don't we steal their Elements of Harmony while they're asleep? Then, they won't be able to stop us." Snails suggested.

"That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard! You go to the back of the class!" Trixie commanded.

"D'oh, I'm so stupid!" Snails groaned.

"Crystals!" Sombra snapped.

"What is it, King Sombra? Do you have an idea that doesn't involve enslaving the Crystal Empire?" Trixie asked.

"Crystals..." Sombra began.

"Enough of this! There's only one way to defeat Twilight and her friends and I know what it is!" Sunset declared.

"For the last time, we're NOT killing them! And if we did, those greedy [bleep]s would censor it!" Trixie retorted.

"We're not going to kill them." Sunset said.

"Then, tell us, Sunny, what will we do?" Trixie asked.

"I told you not to call me Sunny in public!" Sunset snapped.

"Well, you're asking for it! Look at you! You look like a toy of me with Rarity's mane for [bleep]'s sake!" Trixie pointed out.

"I had a toy of you once. I made it say stuff like 'Oh my Celestia, Becky, look at her plot!', heh-heh, and 'I have a big flank' , heh-heh, those dolls are cool!" Silver Spoon chuckled.

"Listen to me! The only way to defeat Twilight and her friends is to spam their HoofTube profiles!" Sunset exclaimed.

"Spam their what?" Trixie asked.

"Their HoofTube profiles. If we spam their profiles, then they'll be forced to surrender to us." Sunset explained.

"That does sound like a good idea. It's very evil! I like it! Now, let's go defeat Twilight and her friends once and for all!" Trixie grinned evilly.

"Hey, I didn't get any lines!" Snips complained.

"Save it for next time, blue." Trixie told him.  

Ahuizotl grumbled something.

"You said it, Daring Do's enemy!" Trixie nodded.

Back at the Changeling Hive...

"And in order to defeat Trixie, we shall spam her HoofTube profile!" Chrysalis finished.

"Great idea, boss!" Sonata grinned.

"I'm really liking this idea! It's so evil!" Adagio said.

"I'm surrounded by idiots..." Chrysalis grumbled.

"Zug, Zug." Aria commented.

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