"What's going on, guys?" Rainbow Dash asked as House's team and Twilight walked into her room. "Who's that?"

"I'm Doctor House." House replied. "And you must be Rainbow Dash. You certainly earned your name. How much LSD it take?"

"What the?" Dash was confused by House's sarcasm.

"Um, don't mind his...comments Rainbow Dash. Anyway Dr. House and his team have agreed to study your case and help you recover." Twilight answered her friend.

"Uh, OK then. Yes I'm Rainbow Dash." Dash said, skeptical of whether House was a real Doctor or this was all a joke Twilight was playing on her.

"So Skittles, what were you doing when you passed out?" House started a line of questioning.

"Flying tricks." Rainbow answered. She then tensed as she saw Taub come in with a syringe in hand.

"Just taking a Blood Sample." Taub eased the pegasus.

"Yea Taub wouldn't rape an animal. You're not Kosher anyway." House commented.

"House could you not." Taub pleaded.

"What? Demean you in front of our new technicolor pony friends? But it's so fun." House replied. "Speaking of rape, are you sexually active Mrs. Dash?"

"Wha?" Dash was caught off guard by this question.

"Is someone "Tasting the Rainbow.", so to say?" House extended on his question.

"That's a bit personal!" Rainbow Dash shouted.

"Well answer or I'll just assume you're a whorse." House shrugged.

"F-fine. No I am not." Dash answered.

"Oh really?" House confirmed. "Ok." and he left the room to head to an office set aside for him and his team to discuss the case.

"Taub is running the Blood Tests now." Chase commented as House walked into the room.

"Yes I know." House replied. "Thirteen and Foreman, have one of the patient's friends take you to her home so you can snoop around. Make sure Little Miss Rainbow isn't "Taking It Hard."."

"I'm guessing she said she's not sexually active?" Thirteen asked.

"Of course she did. Why would these little things answer any differently." Cuddy answered. "What an insensitive question!"

"Of course she said she wasn't. But not why Dr. Cuddy has said." House replied.

"Ooo I know." Wilson mockingly raised his hand.

"Yes, the tall one in the back." House said pointing his cane at Wilson.

"Everybody Lies. Right Mr. House?" Wilson answered, keeping the classroom joke going.

"Correct you earn a gold star." House responded. "Everybody Lies. Now, everyone go."

"Wait!" Chase halted.

"What is it?" House whined.

"We don't have a diagnosis!" Chase answered.

"It can wait till Taub runs all his tests." Cuddy said. "House you can go help in their Clinic. I'm still your Boss you know."

"What? Why?!" House exclaimed.

"Well you did say you wanted "Some Clinic Hours to disappear."." Cuddy explained. "Wilson, go with him to make sure he does his job."

"Mooooom, this is unfair!!!" House mocked.

"Go on now." Cuddy shooed House.

"Let me find a save point first!" House whined.

"Twilight, are you sure this House guy is the best Doctor for me?" Rainbow asked Twilight.

"He's supposed to be the best doctor to ever exist." Twilight replied. "And other than his sarcastic remarks, he seems to be a good guy."

"Yea I guess. I trust you Twilight." Rainbow Dash said.

"It'll be OK." Fluttershy calmed Dash. "Maybe human humor is just different from our own?"

"I'll say!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "What is "Sexually Active."? Sounds fun!"

"Oh don't worry about that."" Cuddy said as she walked into the room. "Defiantly something you ponies don't need to be mixed up in. I just came to see how you're doing Mrs. Dash."

"I'm good." Rainbow remarked. "Hey, you're Dr. House's boss right? Is he really as good as everyone says he is?"

"Yes." Cuddy answered after a small pause. "He just has a hard time seeing when he's crossed a line."

"Isn't that the truth..." Dash sighed.

When House and Wilson walked into the Clinic, House went directly to the Waiting Room.

"Hello, sick Ponies and their loved one's. I am Doctor Gregory House, you can call me Greg." He announced.

"House what are you doing?" Wilson questioned.

"This little ray of sunshine is James Wilson." House continued.

"Oh please don't!" Wilson pleaded.

"If you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. It's Vicodin. Mine, you can't have any." House blabbed on.

All the ponies in the room had the same coherent thought: "This man is crazy!"

"No I don't have a pain management problem, I have pain problem. But who knows, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell!" House rambled. "So who wants to be examined by me?" he waited a few seconds. "And who'd rather wait for their usual Doctor?"

Everypony's hooves raised for the second option.

"Well I've been assigned to Exam Room 3 if you need me." House said and left the waiting room.

"Oh God, for once would it kill you to do your job!" Wilson yelled. "Hey the grey pony with wings, come with me to Exam Room 3."

"OK!' Derpy said and followed Wilson, with out a care in the world.

Meanwhile, Taub had just finished the Blood Tests. And he didn't know if what he found was good or bad. But he knew he had to report it to House and soon.

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