"Rainbow Dash that was awesome!" Scootaloo exclaimed admiring her role model's newest trick.

"Of course it was kid, I'm the one who did it!" Rainbow Dash replied boastfully.

"It may have been the best EVER!!!" the young filly continued to rave. "Could you teach me!"

"M-maybe another time, Scoots." Dash was starting to feel very weak, but shrugged it off.

"Awe, come on!" Scootaloo pressed.

"N-no...I'm not feeling too hot..." Dash replied. The weakness spread from her head to her legs. Suddenly she feel on her side.

"R-Rainbow Dash!?" Scootaloo started freaking out. "H-help! Somepony HELP!!!" Scootaloo continued to yell and scream for help. Finally Twilight and the others we're able to come to attention and help get Rainbow Dash some help. They took her strait to Ponyville's Urgent Care Center.

"Well there is pf course good news and bad news." Dr. Horse said as he came out of Rainbow Dash's room. "The bad news is: We don't have a clue what's going on with her."

"A-and the good news?" Fluttershy stammered.

"Her condition is stable. (HAHAHAH STABLE!!! HORSE PUNS!!!)" Dr. Horse replied.

"We're going to move her to Canterlot Main Branch Hospital." Nurse Redheart said.

"(HaHa main...MANE!!!)" Dr.Horse laughed to himself.

"I'll..." Twilight was cut off.

"We've already told  the Princess." Nurse Redheart continued.

"Everything will be ok." Spike reassured Twilight.

"If you say so." Twilight said.

Meanwhile at Princeston-Plainsboro Hospital.

"House! Why the HELL AREN'T YOU IN THE CLINIC?!" Cuddy shouted.

"A patient bit me. Making sure I don't have coodies." House replied. "Besides, Taub and Thirteen are in the Clinic, you don't need me too."

"Other than the fact that you owe more Clinic Hours than every other doctor here." Cuddy snorted back.

"Time is relative Dear Cuddy." House replied.

"Call me dear again and you'll owe so many Clinic Hours you'll never be able to retire." Cuddy threatened.

"Please, you could never deal with me that long." House retorted.

"True. I'd rather live in a world full of colorful horses!" Cuddy said as she slammed House's office door.

"Shut down!" Chase said.

"Shut up Chase." House replied. "Not like you could've dealt with that any better.

Rainbow Dash had now been placed in the ICU at Canterlot Main Hospital, and the Doctors could not seem to find out anymore than the Doctors at Ponyville Urgent Care.

"Princess...I'm worried..." Twilight said.

"It'll be OK, Twilight." Celestia said in a calming tone. "I have my best Doctors treating her."

"Princesses Twilight and Celestia, we don't know anything." the head Doctor said.

"WHAT?!!!" Twilight yelled.

"We just can't figure out what's wrong with her. It's like nothing we've ever seen before."

"Twilight, gettin' mad isn't going to help her." Applejack said.

"I know, but I just...I wish we had the best Doctors EVER TO EXSIST!!!" Twilight shouted.

After this Twilight's horn sparked and there was a sound, Like bodies hitting the floor on the floor under them.

House woke up in what seemed to be a Clinic Waiting Room.

"Am I in Hell?" he thought.

Next to him he could clearly see Taub, Chase and Thirteen. And closer to the front desk were Wilson and Cuddy.

"Must be cause I don't see Foreman." House continued thinking.

"What the Hell just happened?" Chase asked.

"Well guys it looks like we're not in New Jersey anymore, click your heels and say "There's no place like home!"." House said wittily.

"House this isn't the time for this." Cuddy sighed.

"Oh no, the Wicked Witch is here!!!" House mocked.

"W-who are you? You're humans!!!" Twilight stammered.

"Well either the Vicodin has finally caught up with me, or you guys can thank Dr. Cuddy for foreshadowing this unfortunate event." House said.

"D-did you say Doctor?" Twilight asked hopefully.

"Uh Yea. Can't you see the lab coats and fancy I.D. Badges?" House replied sharply.

"Sorry about him." Wilson said. "I'm Dr. James Wilson."

"Lisa Cuddy."

"Robert Chase."

"Chris Taub."

"They just call me Thirteen."

"And the sarcastic ass you've been talking to is Dr. Gregory House." Wilson continued.

"He doesn't look like a donkey to me!" Pinkie Pie commented.

"Wait a minute. Dr. Foreman by the way. But how did we get here?" Foreman asked as he joined the others.

"Ah, Dr. Foreman there you are. Take the underground route?" House said racially insensitive.

"Shut up House." Foreman replied.

"Well you see. This is Equestria." Twilight answered. "And you're here because I summoned you. On accident."

"Why does that seem like a Fanfiction cliche?" House thought.

"How?" Chase asked skeptically.

"My friend Rainbow Dash is really sick, and no one can figure out why. So I freaked out and wished for the "Best Team of Doctors To Ever Exist."." Twilight answered Chase.

"And Boom here you are." Pinkie added.

"Well I'd love to stay, but we really should be getting home. Think I left the stove on." House said.

"No House we can't just leave!" Thirteen halted.

"What? Do you think they're cute? Send us home now!" House demanded.

"Dr. House's Team will gladly take the case." Wilson announced.

"We're Doctors not Veterinarians!" House shot back.

"Just take the case." Cuddy agreed with Wilson.

"Fine, I'll take the case of the Pretty Pony. But I expect for some Clinic Hours to disappear." House replied.

"Oh Thank You Dr. House!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Yea Yea whatever." House answered as he took two Vicodin. "Gonna be a long day."

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